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  • 11/06/2025
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00:00Yeah, I swear them boys are feral.
00:04Hey, you're looking at me like I'm gorgeous.
00:06Come on, come on, come on.
00:08You all right?
00:10Yeah, I'm fine, apart from Huey and Dewey in there.
00:12Hey, come on.
00:14Are you all right?
00:16You seem like you've been off all weekend.
00:19Ah, is it the blushing bride getting a few nerves, eh?
00:22Come on, talk to your man and learn all about it.
00:24Come on.
00:26I'm trying to write my best man speech,
00:28and I can't think we're them kicking off.
00:30Oh, speech! I know I forgot something.
00:32No one wants to hear you going on, do they?
00:34What? My, you know, quality wit and special rare party.
00:37Kathleen, you've got to give people what they want, all right?
00:39Huh.
00:40Boys! Listen!
00:42Just get ready for school, will ya?
00:44Listen, Tommy's speech, right?
00:46It's gonna be brilliant, he's gonna knock the socks off them.
00:48You see what that is, all right? That's called PWJ.
00:51Pre-wedding jitters.
00:53Right, come on.
01:00She's gonna bring you a cuppa.
01:02Yeah.
01:04I've gotta do some prep for tomorrow,
01:06or I'm gonna have Kim on my toe.
01:08Remind me, this is Cat and Alfred's wedding, isn't it?
01:10Not Kim's.
01:14You first.
01:16Yeah.
01:20Okay.
01:23I should've told you I was gonna be helping Cindy and now,
01:26but she's the girl's mum.
01:28She was struggling.
01:30Everything with Jimmy's diagnosis, Lauren and Peter,
01:34you know, throwing her through a loop, I thought could help.
01:38But I should've been up front with you.
01:40Yeah, you should.
01:42Doesn't excuse my behaviour,
01:44charging in there and creating a scene.
01:46Right.
01:47I'm sorry.
01:49Yeah, I'm sorry too.
01:56So, you know, told me that Junior got back from Dubai last night.
02:01Why don't you throw her lunch?
02:03You know?
02:04It'd be great to hear how Xavier's getting on,
02:06and it's a good opportunity of bringing the family back together again.
02:11That's a lovely idea.
02:12Mmm.
02:15I might have a little surprise up my sleeve too.
02:20And what is it?
02:22Well, it wouldn't be a surprise if I told you.
02:24Why not?
02:27There's a film at five?
02:28Okay.
02:29Yeah.
02:30I wanna get popcorn before that.
02:31Yeah.
02:32You got an exam in chair?
02:33Yeah.
02:34Half-hand.
02:35Alright.
02:36Well, good luck.
02:37Don't be late.
02:38Me?
02:39Half the time she's checking up on me,
02:40the other half she's on the phone to Dad telling him how much she loves him.
02:43It's so cringe.
02:44Yeah, I know.
02:45Dad and Kim are like that as well.
02:46They're so old for it though.
02:51You're not gonna say hello to your mates?
02:53No.
02:54They've been acting weird since that stuff happened in the varnish, so no.
03:03Amy is fine.
03:04Ricky's missing Lily and Charlie like that.
03:06Well, of course I'm missing you, lad.
03:08I wish you were here to be my date for that wedding tomorrow.
03:12Oh.
03:13The first drink's on me.
03:16Yeah.
03:17You know Tommy's the new landlady?
03:19Yeah, I think I've masked the coffee machine.
03:21Do you fancy a coffee and a ketchup?
03:24Yeah, actually tell me how you got it, I know.
03:28Can't help it, can you?
03:30Make it hard for yourself.
03:32Every single time.
03:33Why are we doing this?
03:37I told you man, the supplies messed me up.
03:40They're supposed to deliver bows instead of ribbons.
03:42No, no, no, no, Kim.
03:44Why are we doing this or not you?
03:46Look, I ain't got time for manual labor.
03:48Kat and Alfie has appointed me as their wedding planner.
03:52Definitely appointed herself.
03:55I thought the wedding was already planned.
03:58Finer details, Harry.
03:59Yeah?
04:00Finer details, that's my speciality.
04:01And that's the reason why I am the braids and you are the bull.
04:06One out of two eggs, about.
04:08Hiya, Landy.
04:10Hi.
04:12Uh-oh, what is this?
04:13Came open a sweatshop in the kitchen.
04:16Hey, hey, hey, hey.
04:17Let me give you a hand with that.
04:19Hi.
04:21You all right?
04:22Mm-hmm.
04:23Strain my shoulder yesterday.
04:25We're not surprising at all.
04:27Holding all that wet washing.
04:29No, no, no, no, no, no.
04:31Why you just go and have a rest, no man?
04:33And then you can have a nice soak in the bath.
04:36Hm?
04:38And, um, perhaps you could give me a little massage later.
04:42Yeah, yeah, of course.
04:45If that is what you want.
04:47Sounds like you want a promise there, Patchy.
04:50And, Kojo gave me a tour of his new flat.
04:57Hey!
04:58Kwame helped me unpacked all weekend.
05:00You mean Kwame unpacked while you were mastering your coffee machine?
05:04Hey, I'm trying to make the perfect cup of joe.
05:07Well, I know where to go in the future then.
05:08You'll save me a fortune in the camp.
05:10Absolutely.
05:14What's that?
05:15Open it.
05:16I just want you to know how much I love you.
05:19And how proud I am.
05:21Of all the work you're doing with the over-40s boxing club.
05:23She should have seen the trouble she's gone to.
05:25Well, come on.
05:26The anticipation's killing us here.
05:29Oh!
05:30Right on time.
05:31Hello, darling.
05:32How was Dubai?
05:34Just been to see Mum.
05:36Everything all right?
05:38Did I know?
05:42We should take you upstairs.
05:43What's he talking about?
05:45I mean, do they really know where you were Christmas night?
05:49George.
05:51He wasn't at a boxing match.
05:52He lied.
05:54He was with my mum.
05:58What's this?
06:08It's my last man's speech.
06:10Alfie is my role model.
06:11He's so good at being a dad.
06:13Oh, wow.
06:14Why don't you just use your dad's laptop, you mother?
06:16My mum's got it.
06:17I wish Alfie was my real dad.
06:19That's just gay, mate.
06:20Come on.
06:21What is that?
06:25What was junkie, man?
06:26Oh, Tommy.
06:28Tommy.
06:29You cheated on my mum again.
06:31That's not what happened.
06:32Just tell the truth.
06:33Nothing happened between them.
06:35You knew.
06:36She's treated you like her own daughter.
06:39Are you happy now?
06:41Look, I did not cheat on you with Sabrina.
06:43No, you just went round here to ask her why I'm so messed up in the head.
06:46Yeah, because you cheated on your wife, you slept with Gina and Anna's mother, and all are lies.
06:50Lies?
06:51You forced mum to lie, making her promise not to tell anyone that you were there.
06:56You upset my family.
06:57Enough.
07:00Gina, darling, will you please take Kojo home?
07:05I need to speak to George.
07:08Alone.
07:09You all just don't make the same mistake my mum did.
07:15You don't deserve her.
07:16Mum, mum.
07:18We'll be downstairs.
07:19All right.
07:24So, you lied to me again.
07:29Look, I'm sorry.
07:32I...
07:34Christmas Day, I was so angry.
07:35I just thought if I went to see her, I could talk to someone who knew Junior as much as I did.
07:41Better than I did.
07:42Just find out where we went wrong.
07:43Hang on a minute.
07:45If you weren't at the boxing club, how'd you get all that blood all over your shirt?
07:49What is it?
07:51What else haven't you told me?
07:54When I was with Sabrina...
08:01She kissed me.
08:06No, it was a misunderstanding.
08:11Oh, for goodness sake.
08:14Ooh.
08:15That's one of my glasses.
08:16Mine.
08:17It's very expensive, isn't it?
08:19Yep.
08:21Ooh.
08:22Eggs weren't like that in my day.
08:25Why haven't you ever said anything to him about it?
08:27No, I would.
08:28But, you know, with the cancer treatment, things have changed.
08:31Down there, you know.
08:32I gave him Stevie's what's it.
08:34Stevie's what?
08:35You know, we can't just jump into bed anymore, like we used to.
08:39You know, we have to...
08:41get things to help.
08:43We're in a tiny flat with three kids, that's bad enough.
08:45And now with all this, you know, nothing's happening.
08:48What?
08:49Not at all?
08:50No.
08:51I could have lost him.
08:52But as long as he's healthy, it doesn't matter what happens in the bedroom.
08:54And if he's not up for it, that's fine.
08:57You know, because he's got to work harder and he takes a lot more effort.
08:59But what if he's making more effort for this website than he is for me?
09:04He loves the bones of you.
09:05Yeah, I thought that and all.
09:07Look, I've got some lingerie upstairs which Fat Elvis gave me to sell.
09:12It'll look beautiful on you, he won't be able to resist.
09:14I know.
09:15I'll go and find it upstairs.
09:19Daniel had trouble in that department as well.
09:22They can get shy about their manhood.
09:26They don't get poked and prodded about and pulled out down there like we do.
09:30They're sort of ashamed.
09:32There's no need for him to be ashamed.
09:35Right, I'll have the boys tonight.
09:37And you have an evening together and you talk to him and tell him what you've told us.
09:43He loves you, Cat.
09:45Not that stuff in there.
09:47Please, let me explain.
09:59You expect me to believe she just threw herself at you?
10:04You must think I came down in the last rainfall.
10:08I just went there to talk.
10:10Sabrina misread things.
10:12Yeah, she kissed me, but I pulled away.
10:14She got angry.
10:17She slapped me, caught my nose.
10:19That's hell, I've got blood on my shirt.
10:21But I should have told you all this a long time ago and I'm sorry.
10:25It's bad enough that you lied.
10:28But then you roped in Junior.
10:30And Kojo.
10:32He was your alibi and you made him lie too.
10:35If nothing happened, why all the cloak and dagger?
10:38Why did you tell Sabrina to lie to Junior?
10:41I didn't want to cause any more trouble.
10:44Yeah, I know.
10:47I knew it'd upset you.
10:50And I didn't want Junior to know what his mum had done.
10:53It was embarrassing.
10:55I didn't want to cause any more hurt.
10:58And yet here we are.
10:59You just can't be honest with me, can you?
11:04I am being honest.
11:07I love you.
11:10But you don't trust me.
11:13Because if you trusted me, you would have come home that night and told me everything.
11:17You would have trusted that I would have believed you.
11:20You would have trusted that I would have been by your side like I have every single time.
11:24We're supposed to be a team.
11:28But every time something happens, every time you're in pain, you run off with another woman.
11:34Hey.
11:36We are a team.
11:38It's only me and you.
11:40There is no one else.
11:41You say you love me.
11:47But I don't think you love me enough.
11:52So I'd like you to leave, please.
11:57No, we can sort this out.
11:58No, I want you to go.
12:00Maybe. Talk to me.
12:02Get out!
12:11Can I come in?
12:30Of course.
12:35I thought, um, you could start at my shoulder.
12:37Oh.
12:39Oh.
12:40I want to take off my chain.
12:41You can pull it for me, please.
12:42I don't want to get oil in the glass.
12:47Oh.
12:48Your hands are cold.
12:49Oh.
12:50Oh.
12:57Is anything all right?
12:59Come on.
13:00You don't want these clumsy hands giving you a rub, dung, ma'am.
13:05I'm going to tell you what.
13:06I'm going to call that spy on the, on the high street, give you a proper massage.
13:11A, my treat.
13:12All right.
13:13Very nice.
13:24Hey, thank you.
13:26Are you all right, darling? You seemed a bit stressed earlier.
13:31No, no, I'm fine now.
13:33Jean said that she left the kids for the night.
13:36Yeah.
13:37Hey, what about that? You slope off home on a nice hot bar.
13:40One of them smelly candles that Mo got from that fellow on her own dogs.
13:43Personally, I think they smell like feet or whatever.
13:46Well, I was thinking that after your shift,
13:48we can open a bottle of wine,
13:50spend the night together before our big date.
13:55Just the two of us.
13:57Yeah, definitely.
13:58Yeah, I think that'll be a...
14:00Alfred Moon!
14:01Hey!
14:02There you are. I've been looking for you.
14:03Oh, really? Yeah, well, whatever you've got in mind,
14:05you'd better make it quick,
14:06because I'm getting a hitch tomorrow.
14:07Of course you are.
14:08Now, listen, I have a wedding banner
14:10that is spinning its way across London
14:11that requires your approval.
14:13Well, I'll tell you what,
14:14why don't I meet you in a bit after my shift
14:15and then we can go over everything?
14:17Yeah, okay. That's good. That's good. Yeah.
14:19I'll see you later.
14:20Yeah. Hello, my love. What can I get you?
14:22Yeah, okay. Well, I've got a reduced one if you want it.
14:26Yeah, but why would he lie?
14:27If it's all as innocent as he's making out.
14:29Come on, Mum.
14:30I told you what it was like after Cindy got attacked.
14:32No one was thinking straight.
14:33So what are you saying?
14:34That she should just blindly believe him again?
14:37Listen, we don't know this Sabrina, okay?
14:40From what Grant's saying,
14:41it sounds like she forced herself on him.
14:43He lied to her before.
14:44He will lie to her again.
14:45Enough.
14:48We've got a wedding to prepare for.
14:49Mum, I will not sit here and listen to you two
14:52dissect my marriage.
14:54Tomorrow, we're gonna have a pub full of wedding guests.
14:57And I am not gonna let them down.
15:01What do I always say?
15:02The show must go on.
15:19Yeah, I've looked up there.
15:20But if you see him...
15:21Yeah, I'll give you a shot.
15:24Have you seen Junior?
15:26Not since he had a pop of me this morning.
15:28He won't be having a pop of anyone else
15:30once I've got my hands on him.
15:31Why, what's happening?
15:34He, uh...
15:36He destroyed my marriage.
15:38What?
15:39Wait.
15:40You know what?
15:41I'm not gonna disgust my private business with you,
15:43of all people.
15:44What's this gotta do with me, George?
15:47Nothing.
15:48I'm sorry.
15:49And I've said that a few times today.
15:51Look, you are not going anywhere in this state.
15:54You don't wanna do anything you might regret.
15:56Well, thank you, but if Lainey catches me with you...
15:59Walk upstairs.
16:01It's closed.
16:02You need a friend.
16:08Okay, close your eyes, yeah?
16:09Ta-da!
16:17That's all you're for.
16:18What did I do?
16:19You had one job to do, Howie.
16:20Yeah, to pick up the banner.
16:21Moe ordered it.
16:22Have a go at her.
16:23Kim, I promise you, darling, it doesn't matter.
16:26Okay, listen.
16:27I know this is all sprung on you last minute.
16:30I'm happy to help, because I imagine you've got loads to do.
16:32Look, I'm really hoping I doubt you my skills as a wedding parent.
16:35Of course not.
16:36Yeah, because I can reassure you, yeah?
16:38That I have everything in hand.
16:40Yeah.
16:41Trust me.
16:42Yeah.
16:43So, um, is Kettle right?
16:45Yeah, yeah, why?
16:47Well, she didn't look too happy when she left the mini-mart earlier.
16:51Okay.
16:52Yeah, you know, what do they call it?
16:54They call it, um, pre-wedding jitters.
16:57That's it, that's what she said.
16:58They did look like the jitters to me, babe.
17:00Alfred, if I was you, trust me, I will be going home and giving that wife-to-be a bit of a TLC.
17:06Do you know what I mean?
17:07Happy wife.
17:08Happy wife.
17:09Ah, now listen to him.
17:10He's gonna be 85 soon.
17:11Yeah, he knows what you're saying.
17:12Yeah.
17:13Alfred, you sure you don't know I come?
17:16No, I don't know.
17:17Come back in a date?
17:18No, I don't.
17:19You sure?
17:20Moe?
17:21Moe?
17:22Harris, listen.
17:23I've got a big bowl to pick with you, you know?
17:25Yeah!
17:28For me, it was a bad chick flick.
17:30Newsflash, not all films have to be about guns and car chases.
17:34No, but it didn't have to be all kissy-kissy now, you know what I mean?
17:37Aw, Little Nugget's just upset that he hasn't been kissing with me.
17:40Oh!
17:42Ivani, um, look, Joel don't know I'm saying this,
17:46and I am really sorry it didn't work out between you,
17:49but do you really have to freeze him out?
17:52He's new here.
17:54He's hard, making new friends.
17:57You think you could cut him some slack?
17:59Didn't work out, that's what he's told you.
18:01No, no, no, no, hang on a second.
18:03Joel is the one that's saying horrible things about Ivani
18:05and told me and Ricky that she's an easy lay.
18:07And now she's being trolled because of him.
18:11Ivani?
18:16I am so sorry.
18:19I didn't know.
18:22Back off, yeah, and just leave my sister alone.
18:31Are you listening to me?
18:32Print it again.
18:35What?
18:36See you?
18:37You can roll that banner up sideways and stick it where the sun don't shine.
18:42Do you hear me?
18:43So, how did the jeans softly, softly approach them?
18:53I asked him if we could have a nice quiet night in just the two of us and he looked terrified.
18:57I just don't think I'm the woman that you fell in love with all them years ago.
19:01And let's face it now, I've got more miles on the clock than Fat Elvis' claps out old transit van.
19:07Maybe you just don't fancy me anymore.
19:10You're cat bleeding Slater.
19:12You're gorgeous.
19:14You take after me in that department.
19:17Listen, you're sharp as a razor and all.
19:20You can get any fella in the sack, you know how it works.
19:24So why don't you go over and do it your way?
19:28Yeah?
19:29I find nothing else happened with Sabrina.
19:38I left.
19:40Came back here.
19:42Walked around for a while, which is when I found you in the square.
19:49I keep getting it so wrong.
19:51I think I'm making headway and then...
19:55Elena, come round.
19:57She's hurt. She's lashing out.
19:59And if anyone knows about that, that's me.
20:03I don't know.
20:05There's only so much a woman can take.
20:08She loves you, George.
20:10She's willing to fight for your relationship.
20:13And if her performance last week was anything to go by, then...
20:18Look, whatever happens, you and Junior have beaten the living daylights out of each other,
20:22is not the answer.
20:24Yeah, I like that.
20:29I went to see his mum to find out where we went wrong, actually.
20:33Why he is like he is.
20:36She told me to look in the mirror.
20:39Funny that, isn't it?
20:41A woman sleeps around and she's a slapper.
20:43A man sleeps around and there must be some deep psychological reason.
20:49I was just kidding myself.
20:54I'm getting somewhere here, you know, building for the future.
20:59Moving on.
21:00The thing is, I...
21:04I never do it the right way, do I?
21:07Just...
21:09The truth is, George, I don't know what I'm doing.
21:11I'm just...
21:13I'm barely holding it together.
21:14Right.
21:18Do you want to clap?
21:23So, everything's ready for tomorrow.
21:28Of course.
21:29Yes, and no last minute hiccups.
21:31Not my watch, darling.
21:32Well, thanks, Shalane.
21:33It's a light.
21:46Mum.
21:48Sorry.
21:50Yeah, Gran.
21:51I'm sorry.
21:52It's all right.
21:53You're just looking out for me.
21:54I know that.
21:57Just...
21:58Sometimes it's hard to hear things when they're said out loud.
22:01Look, I'll go mind the bar, okay?
22:06I hate seeing you go through this.
22:10I don't know what to do.
22:12Everything gets back on track and then it all blows up in my face.
22:17I've just been taken for a mug.
22:20Look, I...
22:22I think George loves you.
22:25And I think he's a good man.
22:28But you do seem to be the one who gets hurt over and over again.
22:33Tell me, darling, what would you do in my position?
22:37You're the only one who can decide what's right for you.
22:40You're not gonna do that hiding behind this bar.
22:43Alright, you need to go and find George,
22:45get the truth out of him and then...
22:47make a decision.
22:49Whatever happens,
22:51we're here for you.
22:52And Mo said that cat caught him bang to rise on the laptop.
23:01Some pretty hardcore stuff, if you know what I mean.
23:04I don't think we need to know the details.
23:06Well, my hair doesn't have to look anywhere else
23:08when he's got a live action show right here.
23:11Goes both ways.
23:12It's important to keep the home fires burning.
23:15Am I right, Patrick?
23:17Yeah, man.
23:19I'm going home.
23:20I won't come with you.
23:21No, Patrick.
23:23I'm fine on night long, thank you.
23:24I'm fine.
23:40Alfie?
23:42Yep.
23:48Cat.
23:49Well, you look gorgeous.
23:54You know, I've made us dinner.
23:58Oh, we can heat you up later, yeah?
24:00I'm gonna heat you up first.
24:02Come on, isn't it supposed to be bad luck?
24:04You know, the night before the wedding and all that.
24:06Mm-hmm.
24:07But we'll be on that.
24:09Come on, let's take this to the bedroom.
24:11Hey, let's, um...
24:13Come on, let's just slow it down a bit, yeah?
24:16How are we supposed to get married
24:17if you can't even bear to touch me?
24:19How are we supposed to get married
24:21if you can't even bear to touch me?
24:22Forget it.
24:27No.
24:28Oh, Cat.
24:29Cat, please, hold on.
24:30Cat!
24:42Thanks.
24:44Sorry.
24:45You don't have to apologise to me.
24:48Peter wants full custody of the boys.
24:51And Lauren said if he does, he'll never see the kids again.
24:58It's like a ball in a china shop.
25:01Who gets that from?
25:02You know, he's...
25:05He's just a dad trying to do right by his kids.
25:09I've always been a lousy mum.
25:13All my kids have grown up without me, haven't they?
25:16One way or the other.
25:18Perhaps if I'd been nicer, you know,
25:21and I hadn't tried to turn Peter against him,
25:23maybe they'd have been stronger together, you know?
25:25No, it's...
25:27It's not my fault.
25:28Hey, stop it.
25:30You've made mistakes.
25:32We all have.
25:33Come on.
25:47Come here.
25:50Let it out.
25:52Let it out.
26:03We'll do it...
26:05Let it out.
26:07Get out.
26:08Now, we'll do it.
26:10That's why we need to leave the kids again.
26:13I'll leave the kids again,
26:15I'll leave you there for a while.
26:19All right.