Show Name: The Kapil Sharma Show Season 1 Star Cast: Ali Asgar, Sunil Grover, Kapil Sharma, Rochelle Rao, Sumona Chakravarti, Kiku Sharda, Chandan Prabhakar Host: Kapil Sharma Producers: Kapil Sharma, Salman Khan, Deepak Dhar
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00:15When I first knew that this woman had petrol.
00:19You had a little mileage.
00:21You looked good at me.
00:23You went.
00:24You went.
00:25I went.
00:26I didn't ask anyone.
00:27You know, there were 10-15 sheep here.
00:29I was wondering where the Lord went.
00:31He said,
00:32He said,
00:33He said,
00:34He said,
00:35He said,
00:36He said,
00:37He said,
00:38I didn't say that.
00:39You said,
00:40Chinta,
00:41Chita,
00:42Chita,
00:43Chita,
00:44Chita,
00:45Chita,
00:46Chita,
00:47Chita,
00:48Chita,
00:49Wow, wow, wow.
00:50I don't like your palate before.
00:52Your anger got worse.
00:54I'm going to pour your mouth.
00:56I'm going to flush.
00:57I'm going to flush.
00:58I'm going to flush.
00:59Wow, wow.
01:01Oh my god.
01:03Yes, yes.
01:04You are.
01:07Do you know,
01:08I used to make a horse with my grandfather.
01:10Yes.
01:11You will say,
01:12How did I get this?
01:13I saw a horse like a horse.
01:14I saw a horse like a horse.
01:15It was very good.
01:16I'm very good.
01:17You came.
01:18You came.
01:19It was very good.
01:20You came.
01:21You have to go,
01:22I just saw a horse.
01:23I saw a horse.
01:24I saw her.
01:25I saw a horse.
01:26And the woman,
01:27the woman,
01:28the woman,
01:29you came.
01:30I saw a horse.
01:31You came.
01:32I saw a horse.
01:34I saw so much.
01:35Then I saw you.
01:36You too.
01:37Then my wife said,
01:38I saw this.
01:39I saw such a horse.
01:40I saw such a horse.
01:41I thought I thought I was good.
01:42I said,
01:43I was lucky.
01:44Bigual,
01:45keep you happy.
01:46Take care of time.
01:47What am I saying?
01:49What are you talking about?
01:50If you're a kid, you're a kid.
01:52I'm going to live in Delhi.
01:54I don't know the procedure of Mumbai.
01:56Listen.
02:02If you're a kid, you can sit on the seat of the expert.
02:07I'm a lot of experts.
02:08I'll tell you.
02:09You won't believe it.
02:10We'll do it, don't tell you.
02:12We'll do it.
02:14You'll tell me in some place,
02:16if you're a kid, you're making a cookie in a cookie.
02:18I'm going to put a seat outside and put a cookie in the seat.
02:24I've been doing a lot.
02:25Shai Sahib said,
02:26I've been doing a lot of money.
02:28You've been doing a lot of money.
02:31I'm like a mother.
02:33What am I saying?
02:34We're going to take eggs in the mall.
02:38Look, the whole thing looks like a pig.
02:41I'm taking the money from mall.
02:46They're very bad.
02:47I said, listen to my story.
02:48I said, listen to the pigs.
02:49I said, listen to my story.
02:50I'm like, listen to my story.
02:51I said, I'll get the eggs for 6 rupees.
02:53You'll be hard for your work.
02:55You'll be able to get the eggs for 6 rupees.
02:58If you're not getting any eggs for me,
02:59you'll take me 5 rupees.
03:00I'll save you 1 rupees for me.
03:01You'll be able to get rid of them.
03:02But what will the pigs do with the pigs?
03:05The pigs are their own circle.
03:07They're 10 or 12 pigs.
03:09That's how I tell you.
03:13Like I eat 6 yen days a day.
03:16I have a lot of emperors in your body.
03:18So I need protein for 6 yen.
03:21But because of my protein,
03:23the chicken will not hurt its figure.
03:25So what does the chicken do?
03:27I give the chicken 3-3 yen.
03:28I said to him,
03:29you take 5 yen for me,
03:30and you do the same.
03:33He takes the chicken 3 yen.
03:35And he saves the chicken 2 yen.
03:38Let's do this.
03:41What's that?
03:43Thanks, baby.
03:44I know, I'm a guide too.
03:46I'm going to take a look at the moon.
03:48I'm going to take a look at the moon.
03:52You don't have to walk free.
03:53Huh?
03:54Do you think you can take a look at the moon?
03:56I'll take a look at the moon.
03:57I won't take a look at the moon.
04:04Let's go, be an expert.
04:05Your expert is coming,
04:06let's start.
04:08Have you ever seen a beautiful person?
04:18How will we talk about this?
04:21So talk about this and you don't like to see your eyes.
04:28Stop.
04:30Come, come, come.
04:32Come, come, come.
04:37Now, do you know?
04:39The sun is burning, and the sun is burning.
04:44I don't know your face.
04:46I have my chips.
04:48Let's start with the first question.
04:51First question? No, it won't happen today.
04:53No, it won't happen today.
04:55Every time you ask the first question.
04:56Why don't you ask another question?
04:59First question?
05:02I just want to say,
05:03an extra-large woman,
05:05and an extra-triple-ex-morty woman.
05:09I don't like this.
05:10In society,
05:11what you are balancing,
05:13we are fine.
05:14First question is the second question.
05:21You both are sitting.
05:22The second question is the first question.
05:29First question is the second question.
05:30Yes.
05:31Please, please, please.
05:33Please, please.
05:34You have confused,
05:35you have to.
05:43Is it the first one or the second?
05:44It's the other one.
05:45My question is,
05:46when this dress is so extra,
05:48why don't you cover all this area?
05:53I'll turn off this red switch to my mouth.
05:59You said that my life has failed.
06:03If you haven't done so much,
06:05then it's your husband.
06:07If you cover this area,
06:09then you've made a tattoo in Thailand.
06:11How do you do that?
06:14Do you know that this is the second tattoo?
06:19I've made a tattoo in Thailand.
06:23This is the three bottles.
06:25This is the bottle.
06:26I can't show the bottle's hair.
06:30Do you know,
06:31first of all,
06:32she made a baby.
06:34What did I do?
06:36She made a baby.
06:42And now,
06:43she was sitting in the middle of this seat.
06:46She had a dream.
06:49Did you start playing?
06:51There's a question.
06:52I don't want to say one thing.
06:54Look.
06:55No, you don't want to say one thing.
06:56Look.
06:57Now, where are you coming from?
06:59Tell me one thing.
07:00When these notes are closed,
07:02they're closed.
07:03So,
07:04how are you coming from now?
07:05How are you coming from now?
07:08I don't like it.
07:09Look.
07:10Look.
07:13Look.
07:14Okay.
07:15So,
07:17now,
07:22it's going to be very,
07:23right?
07:24I
07:26I
07:28I
07:34I
07:36Know
07:38I
07:40I
07:42I
07:44Hey, I'm not sure what you're doing.
07:46Hey, I'm not sure what you're doing here.
07:48I'm not sure what you're doing here.
07:50You know, Mr. Shahid is a very talented woman.
07:53She works here too.
07:55And she's not sure how to put her on the shoes.
08:02It's very good.
08:03And no one has to demand.
08:04You can eat some sugar and you can eat some tea.
08:14Oh my god, thank you, baby.
08:22Oh my god, I didn't understand myself.
08:24That's why you say,
08:26we don't have a card for the country.
08:28You take a card and take a card.
08:34Our life has changed.
08:38We came here to play games.
08:40We made a question.
08:42We made another question.
08:46If we are dogs, tell us where is our question.
08:52Look at this.
08:54This is our question.
08:56This is our question.
08:58We all know.
09:00If Siddhu Sahib order,
09:02we don't know what people have here,
09:06in Rangun.
09:08He is from Burmades.
09:10Yes, Rangun.
09:12We are living there.
09:14Now, I'm going to take a selfie.
09:16Here we go.
09:18Here we go.
09:20I'm going to take a selfie.
09:26We are not going to take a selfie.
09:28We will take a selfie with our bulldozer,
09:30we will have a flash to the right.
09:32Adapar
09:45I just file a so I who read better people kill you
09:51It is weekly bar a rupiah a tera rupiah does the keyboard ability
09:55I
10:25If you're crying, you'll feel like you're crying again.
10:36Don't cry, don't cry.
10:40Look, my face is out of my face.
10:44If you want, you will have to sit in the morning.
10:53You will not have to sit in the morning.
11:00What will you do in this life?
11:06I will sit in the morning.
11:08I will sit in the morning.
11:13What is this?
11:16I will tell you something.
11:18Don't tell me about it.
11:19Don't tell me about it.
11:24If you are wrong, you will sit in the morning.
11:27I will sit in the morning.
11:38You will sit in the morning.
11:42No, I would not have to understand.
11:52I am going to tell you something.
11:53Do you know this?
11:54You just want to know something.
11:55You do not want to stop talking.
11:57I am, I have seen a cactus.
12:01It is so terrible.
12:03It is very cut.
12:04Then I have seen her face.
12:07This is 12 hours later, it comes to his hand.
12:11No, he doesn't look at it, but his hand looks at his hand.
12:15If you're talking about 5 or 10 minutes,
12:17then you'll come to my hand.
12:26Our game is not going to start.
12:30It's not going to start.
12:33You're doing a lot of bad things.
12:34It's a lot of bad things that Sahih Ji did once.
12:38What did he do?
12:39He said, he said, dirty.
12:43This is bad, right?
12:45Today, we want to talk to you again.
12:48Garou, we'll talk to you again.
12:50Come here.
12:51Don't be afraid, don't be afraid.
12:54Don't be afraid, Garou, don't be afraid.
12:58You're my right, you're my right.
13:02You're my right, you're walking around.
13:05Satsang with Mooji
13:35Oh
13:49I'm a boy. I'm a child. I'm a man. I'm a baby. I'm a girl. I'm a girl. I'm a girl
13:55May a khatine Daru Pika utpat much I
13:59I'm a day liya
14:01I'm
14:03Yeah, I'm gonna have a
14:05I'm gonna have to go
14:07I'm gonna have to go
14:09I'm gonna have to go
14:11I'm gonna have to go
14:13But just one thing is wrong
14:15You have to go back
14:17My bad talk is over
14:19We are all wrong
14:23Okay
14:25Now one question is
14:27Is it another question?
14:29First question
14:31Yes
14:33What is the most important thing to tweet?
14:37Your options are
14:39A. Twitter handle
14:41B. Twitter account
14:45C.
14:474 pegs
14:49This looks like me
14:51Don't ask me
14:53You ask me
14:55We will be personal
14:57My own personal
14:59You didn't know
15:00D.
15:01When I got no answer
15:03Then what did you get in the fourth?
15:09D. D. D. D.
15:10When I got no answer
15:11Where did you get in the fourth?
15:13D. D. D. D. D. D. D. D. D. D. D. D. D. D. D. D. D. D. D. D. D. D. D. D. D. D. D. D. D. D. D. D. D. D. D. D. D. D. D. D. D. D. D. D. D. D. D. D. D. D. D. D. D. D. D. D. D. D. D. D. D. D. D. D. D. D. D. D. D. D. D. D. D. D. D. D. D. D. D. D. D. D. D. D. D. D. D. D. D. D. D. D. D. D. D. D. D. D. D. D. D. D. D. D. D. D. D. D. D. D. D. D
15:43Look, I'm just talking about Rinku Bhau Ji, but if you put your fingers on our fingers,
15:49then there will be no one wrong with Rinku Bhau Ji.
15:51Well, there is no one wrong with him.
15:57He took my name.
15:59What's his name?
16:03If you are wrong, then you will take your name.
16:05Who will take your name?
16:06What's his name?
16:07What's his name? You married his brother.
16:08You both have a generation.
16:10When the child was so bad, the first child saw me, I didn't love him.
16:15The child saw me, I said...
16:17I said to him, I said, let's go, get out of here.
16:20He's the one who is wrong.
16:23He had a mistake, the child.
16:25I don't know, on which way? On which way?
16:34Which child comes to her head in the face of a blood?
16:38That's a bad job.
16:40You didn't have a kid, but you didn't have a kid.
16:44Do you understand?
16:45You should tell me first, right?
16:47Who are kids from each other?
16:49Now, look, this is a party.
16:52You're listening. You're a heroine material.
16:54What are you listening?
16:55You said heroine material?
16:57This is building material.
16:59Do you know this?
17:00This is made in concrete and cement.
17:05And tell me, and tell me,
17:07if you have any cash,
17:08then you swipe my credit card in my head.
17:10That's why the money comes from inside.
17:12Tell me more.
17:13Where the money comes from,
17:14I don't know where the money comes from.
17:22Tell me, what do you want to tweet me?
17:28Tell me.
17:29Ask him.
17:30I'm going to tell you that you said
17:32that his lips are on top.
17:37You don't know.
17:38I didn't know that the money was on top.
17:39I just got out of the money.
17:40I got out of the money.
17:43After that,
17:44after that,
17:45after that,
17:46after that,
17:47the teeth fell off,
17:48and then it fell.
17:49As if she was not on top.
17:51So, she won't get married.
17:52Because she says,
17:53she's not on top.
17:54She's not on top.
17:59If you have a necklace for women,
18:00she's a necklace.
18:01She's a necklace.
18:07Now,
18:08we went to the mother's house.
18:09And after that,
18:10what's your hat?
18:14What do you feel like?
18:17We're not a lift.
18:19We didn't have hips.
18:20We're not a hip.
18:21We didn't have hips.
18:27Actually,
18:28I'm telling you,
18:29I really liked your honesty.
18:31His father's hips didn't have his hips. He said to him, sit down. He was sitting like this.
18:35He was sitting in the car.
18:37He didn't sit like this. He didn't sit like this. He didn't have his hips.
18:47He was a mother.
18:49He was a mother.
18:50He was a mother.
18:51We keep our jenom-patri.
18:53It's so cute. Now, let's see.
18:55If it's a jenom-patri, it's a good person.
18:57He was born and he was born.
19:01Let's do it.
19:03Let's do it. Let's stop this game.
19:05I can't deal with this anymore.
19:07I can't deal with this anymore.
19:09No, no, play, play, play.
19:11What's that?
19:13When will you film a crore-rups?
19:15Let's do it.
19:17Let's do it, man.
19:19If he's in his stomach,
19:21you won't believe that he doesn't have his mouth.
