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00:00:35What's going on?
00:00:45Yeah!
00:00:46Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
00:00:49Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
00:00:52She's cleaning and doing the honors.
00:00:56Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
00:01:09Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
00:01:15Hey!
00:01:19How dare you?
00:01:25How dare you throw garbage in front of my house?
00:01:30Garbage?
00:01:34How dare you keep your house in front of my garbage?
00:01:39Garbage?
00:01:42The house was here before. Garbage came later.
00:01:46That's what I am saying. The house was here before. Garbage came later.
00:01:54Oh! You guys are too much.
00:02:01Sister-in-law. Yes.
00:02:02Singari. Why are you fighting?
00:02:04Did you see? What did I tell you?
00:02:06The house was here before. Garbage came later.
00:02:15Sandu. Yes.
00:02:16Make him understand.
00:02:17If he throws garbage in front of my house, I will break his bones.
00:02:23No. No.
00:02:24Yes. I am not wearing bangles.
00:02:27Wow! You can't even wear bangles.
00:02:29The one who is not wearing pyjamas, how can he wear bangles?
00:02:35Sandu, make him understand.
00:02:37Look, what all he has thrown in front of my house.
00:02:40What is all this?
00:02:41Oh!
00:02:42What is this?
00:02:44Garbage?
00:02:50This is the work of a dog.
00:02:54Sister-in-law, there are no dogs in the locality.
00:02:56Then?
00:03:04Oh! No. No.
00:03:05This is the one.
00:03:06This is the one.
00:03:10When I came out of the walk in the morning, I saw his pyjamas lying here.
00:03:15What?
00:03:16My name is written there.
00:03:17I have come.
00:03:18This is mine.
00:03:19This is mine.
00:03:21Yes.
00:03:22Look there.
00:03:23Someone has made a C.
00:03:25It's Chandu.
00:03:26Chandu.
00:03:31I have not come to spend time with such useless people.
00:03:35I am going.
00:03:36Wait. I will drop you.
00:03:37Wait. Wait. Listen to me.
00:03:47Hey, Tikdi.
00:03:48Can't we find a buffalo's tail inside?
00:03:53That broom had broken.
00:03:54So I removed the tail and put it in the broom.
00:03:59The broom is also ready.
00:04:00And the buffalo's head is also ready.
00:04:04Don't you feel ashamed?
00:04:05You have turned a good buffalo into a doberman.
00:04:09You people are fighting outside.
00:04:11I want to talk to you about something very important.
00:04:12Come here. Listen to me.
00:04:13Look, we don't have money to pay you.
00:04:15We ate all the food last night.
00:04:17So we don't have money to pay you.
00:04:18The important thing is over.
00:04:20Now you can go.
00:04:25Hey, what is your zodiac sign?
00:04:27Tula.
00:04:28If it was Kumbh, I would have killed you.
00:04:32My bus doesn't work.
00:04:33Otherwise, I would have told you.
00:04:35I don't care about your bus, car, scooter or cart.
00:04:38Nothing works.
00:04:39Your tongue works.
00:04:43One day, I will give you a family pack abuse.
00:04:47I say, let's do it.
00:04:48Let's do it.
00:04:49Our family abuse.
00:04:50Our family beating.
00:04:52Wow.
00:04:54What is this?
00:04:55When did you buy this bag to put the cow dung?
00:04:58It's not mine.
00:04:59It's your bag.
00:05:00Take it.
00:05:01One minute.
00:05:02I think you bought it to put the cow dung.
00:05:04Yes.
00:05:06Hey.
00:05:11Oh God.
00:05:13It's time.
00:05:16Now we will sleep with the alarm on.
00:05:18And wake up early in the morning.
00:05:21Chetan.
00:05:22Chetan.
00:05:24Car is not working.
00:05:26It's a bomb.
00:05:27If it explodes, all of us will explode.
00:05:30Do something.
00:05:31Do something.
00:05:33This is the secret.
00:05:34I will tear off the this and bring it back.
00:05:36This is the secret.
00:05:38I will tear off this and bring it back.
00:05:40It's our house.
00:05:41Sotadaya Bomb.
00:05:42It's our house.
00:05:43Sotadaya Bomb.
00:05:44Jaya, pump.
00:05:45Bale, bale, bale, bale, bale.
00:05:46Chota, Jaya, pump.
00:05:49Chota, Jaya, pump.
00:05:51Stop it. Call the police.
00:05:54Wait a minute, Sandu.
00:05:56If you call the police, please call the Punjab police.
00:05:59I will be able to mess with them.
00:06:04This won't do anything. Call the police.
00:06:06Wait, wait. I will take out my phone. Wait.
00:06:08Put it on. Put it on.
00:06:14Whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:06:16Whoa, whoa.
00:06:17Whoa, whoa.
00:06:24Hey, get him.
00:06:31Hello.
00:06:32Talk to him. Talk to him.
00:06:33Yes. A theft has taken place in Patel Nagar.
00:06:36I didn't do it.
00:06:39You are unnecessarily putting up my name.
00:06:40Yes. Hang up.
00:06:42Sir, I didn't even call the police and the police has come.
00:06:46You should have waited for your call.
00:06:48You should have let the incident take place.
00:06:51And the minister who is sitting before the incident..
00:06:53Can't you see him?
00:06:55What is this?
00:06:59Inspector Shimshed Singh reporting, sir.
00:07:02Cheers.
00:07:03Why did you call me?
00:07:05We have found a bomb here, sir.
00:07:08It's not mine. It's not mine.
00:07:12Sir, we are not asking you.
00:07:14Yes.
00:07:15We are telling you that we have found a bomb.
00:07:16Bomb?
00:07:17Yes, a bomb.
00:07:18I have seen such a big bomb for the first time.
00:07:21Human bomb.
00:07:23Whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:07:26Even its light is out.
00:07:29It's not a light, sir. It's my braid.
00:07:31It's a bomb. Do something.
00:07:33Should I do something? Yes.
00:07:34Here you go.
00:07:39What are you doing?
00:07:40Hold on.
00:07:43Brother, come to Visakhi.
00:07:44We will go home and do it.
00:07:48We will earn a lot of money.
00:07:49A bomb is going to explode here.
00:07:51And you are thinking of doing it.
00:07:52What?
00:07:53Whom did you call a friend?
00:07:55Come here. Come here.
00:07:57Come here for a moment.
00:07:58Stand here.
00:07:59Stand straight. Okay, say Saad.
00:08:01Saad.
00:08:03I am sitting with you in school and you are calling me a friend.
00:08:05Listen to me, sir. Do you know what the matter is?
00:08:06Call me sir. Call me sir three to four times.
00:08:08Don't you become a friend in a conversation?
00:08:10He is that friend.
00:08:11Never call a police officer and a girlfriend as friends.
00:08:13They get behind you.
00:08:14Okay.
00:08:15Okay?
00:08:16We will talk about this later, sir.
00:08:19We will keep talking.
00:08:20It's a bomb. Do something about the bomb.
00:08:21You start talking about scary things as soon as you come.
00:08:23It's a bomb.
00:08:24I am in a stunt. You don't understand.
00:08:26I get scared.
00:08:27I get scared.
00:08:28I get scared.
00:08:29I get scared.
00:08:30You don't understand.
00:08:32I get scared of such things.
00:08:34Talk about something else.
00:08:35Have you seen a movie? How was it?
00:08:37Have you seen a movie?
00:08:38Not at all.
00:08:43Such a good movie was made on the police.
00:08:45Ranveer Singh and Rohit Shetty were sitting here for two days.
00:08:47I have seen it.
00:08:49They worked so hard for the promotion and you didn't watch the movie.
00:08:54No.
00:08:56When the bomb explodes..
00:08:58No.
00:08:59Watch the movie after that, okay?
00:09:09There is a bomb over there.
00:09:10Put a bomb in this pant as well.
00:09:12You start doing this as soon as you get a stick.
00:09:16Tell me what was wrong.
00:09:18There is a bomb here.
00:09:19Do something quickly or it can explode at any time.
00:09:25Don't you dare.
00:09:26If it explodes after 10 o'clock, don't you want to..
00:09:28Don't you want to..
00:09:30What?
00:09:32Don't you want to..
00:09:36I am from Punjab.
00:09:39I got a job in Maharashtra.
00:09:40So, my Hindi is not that good.
00:09:43That day as well, my Hindi was not that good.
00:09:46So, I took it out with my hands.
00:09:47I have a problem.
00:09:51By the way, Mr. Sidhu, I have come here on a deputation.
00:09:54Okay.
00:09:54I had a job in Amritsar.
00:09:56Yes.
00:09:57I got a job in a tourist place.
00:09:58All the Englishmen were coming there.
00:10:01They were speaking in English.
00:10:02I just taught them in English that you are under arrest.
00:10:06I told all the Englishmen.
00:10:08They complained about me and I ran away.
00:10:10You should run away as well, Motulal.
00:10:14What are you saying to him?
00:10:15You can't run away from him on a treadmill.
00:10:17There is nothing special about a treadmill.
00:10:19Only his underwear dries up.
00:10:23Who tells such things about the house?
00:10:25Who tells such things about such big underwears?
00:10:29Such big underwears, sir?
00:10:32Listen to me.
00:10:34Do you have an old underwear?
00:10:35My car's cover has torn.
00:10:38So, I will put it on him.
00:10:41You have such a big car?
00:10:42My car is so big.
00:10:43Your husband has such a big garage.
00:10:45Can't you see that?
00:10:46You are talking nonsense.
00:10:48Listen to me, you underwear man.
00:10:50Tell me, whose briefcase is this?
00:10:52I don't know.
00:10:53Do one thing.
00:10:54Click a picture of this and hang it in the locality.
00:10:57Whoever has a bomb, can come and take it.
00:11:01I am scared. He is making fun of you.
00:11:03Is it easy to make fun of me?
00:11:08Come on, do it and tell me. Come here.
00:11:10Come here. He is here.
00:11:12He is here.
00:11:16Tell me a joke.
00:11:18I like jokes.
00:11:20I listen to jokes in the police station.
00:11:23Tell me a joke.
00:11:24Once upon a time, there was an elephant.
00:11:25Meht, shut up.
00:11:27Yes, it's true.
00:11:30Don't take the name of the elephant.
00:11:31He is saying something to someone.
00:11:32No, it's nothing.
00:11:33Don't use the word elephant. Tell me another joke.
00:11:36Once upon a time, there was a big animal.
00:11:40It had four big legs.
00:11:44It had two big ears.
00:11:46It had four big ears.
00:11:53Don't you know?
00:11:54No, sir.
00:11:56Elephant.
00:11:59Elephant.
00:12:01Listen to the rest.
00:12:02So, an elephant gets an ant.
00:12:05What does it get?
00:12:08It gets an ant.
00:12:11Okay, then?
00:12:12The elephant teases the ant.
00:12:16Ant.
00:12:17So, the elephant must be an elephant.
00:12:21No, sir. I didn't say elephant.
00:12:23If you knew the English of ant, you wouldn't have been caught.
00:12:26You said elephant.
00:12:27No, sir.
00:12:28Sir, listen to me.
00:12:30Me? Come here.
00:12:33I will tell you a joke.
00:12:35Go ahead.
00:12:36Once upon a time..
00:12:36Yes.
00:12:37Once upon a time..
00:12:39What?
00:12:42Once upon a time..
00:12:43Once upon a time..
00:12:44Once upon a time..
00:12:45What is it?
00:12:48It's funny. I can't tell you.
00:12:50What?
00:12:50I will tell you.
00:12:54Now, whose turn is it?
00:12:58Inspector, I can hear the ant from the bomb.
00:13:02Is it?
00:13:04It's nothing. It's battery is low.
00:13:05Charge it.
00:13:15Sorry, we don't have a charger for it.
00:13:18Actually, my father was a confectioner.
00:13:20And my grandfather was a milkman.
00:13:21So, there were no bombs in the house.
00:13:23So, we don't have a charger.
00:13:24You must have a bomb shop in the mall.
00:13:27You must have a charger.
00:13:28You charge it.
00:13:34Hey, Sandulal.
00:13:37Do one thing.
00:13:39Sit on the bomb.
00:13:41We will talk bomb to bomb. Come on.
00:13:45Sit.
00:13:50What kind of a joke is this?
00:13:52Maybe the small bomb will get scared of the big one.
00:13:59What if the bomb explodes?
00:14:00If the bomb explodes, you will have a bomb of bombs.
00:14:04A bomb of bombs.
00:14:06You have two big bombs. Use one of them.
00:14:10You can sit on it like this.
00:14:12Yes.
00:14:14You were asking me who is laughing.
00:14:17I was laughing at this. I was thinking about it.
00:14:22No. No. Don't sit on the bomb.
00:14:25A husband without a bomb will look so weird.
00:14:31You are the one who has 11 kids, right?
00:14:33Yes.
00:14:34Your tower.. You get so many signals.
00:14:38Focus on some other work.
00:14:41He talks so well.
00:14:43I wish you were my brother-in-law.
00:14:44And I was his sister-in-law.
00:14:46I would have hidden his shoes at the wedding.
00:14:49Right, brother-in-law?
00:14:51Don't you dare call me brother-in-law.
00:14:53Show me your sister first.
00:14:54If you like it, the shoes are yours.
00:14:56And I am your sister.
00:15:01Sir, I didn't call you here to get you married.
00:15:05The bomb will explode.
00:15:07Bomb..
00:15:09You are avoiding the bomb again and again.
00:15:11I am scared.
00:15:12Say something positive.
00:15:15The bomb is so nice.
00:15:18It's so beautiful.
00:15:19Look at the colour.
00:15:22It's moving so nicely.
00:15:25The train is getting late. But he is not.
00:15:28This is fine. Come here.
00:15:34What is going on here?
00:15:36There is a bomb. Focus on it.
00:15:39You scared me.
00:15:40I told you that I have a stunt.
00:15:44Where is the bomb?
00:15:45Here it is.
00:15:46It doesn't have an ISI mark. It's fake.
00:15:50Get it changed.
00:15:51I don't touch fake things.
00:15:53You are right.
00:15:54My father also tells me not to buy fake things.
00:15:57But this guy doesn't listen.
00:15:59Fatso.
00:16:03Come here.
00:16:05Be Dilawar.
00:16:06It's a government job.
00:16:08Do you know how to salute?
00:16:09I know how to salute.
00:16:10Do it. Do it again.
00:16:11Do it again. I am enjoying it.
00:16:14I haven't been saluted in the last three weeks.
00:16:17Okay.
00:16:17You don't have to do anything. You have to smell the bomb.
00:16:19It's a dog's job.
00:16:21Dilawar is my dog.
00:16:24Dilawar is here.
00:16:26Then Tommy will be your uncle.
00:16:28You are a smart guy.
00:16:30You guessed it right.
00:16:32What?
00:16:33Smell the bomb.
00:16:34You are right. Smell it.
00:16:36Anyway, we cook lentils in the third locality.
00:16:38You can tell if it's black lentils or red lentils.
00:16:42Smell it.
00:16:42You don't have many animals in your house.
00:16:44Why are you making another one?
00:16:46Don't you dare call my wife an animal.
00:16:47Fatso, I didn't call you. I called you.
00:16:51You guys are fighting with each other.
00:16:54Why do you fight?
00:16:57Why are you fighting?
00:17:01Why are you fighting?
00:17:10Why have the police come to our locality?
00:17:13They have come here to check.
00:17:18Hey!
00:17:24Is someone going to tell us what's going on here?
00:17:26No. You guess.
00:17:29You guess.
00:17:30Guess?
00:17:31You have to guess.
00:17:31If you win, I'll give you a lifetime hug.
00:17:37Okay.
00:17:38Okay. Guess.
00:17:42One word.
00:17:44English.
00:17:50I know this song.
00:17:53Jigar Ma Padiya.
00:18:00Jigar Ma Padiya.
00:18:03Jigar..
00:18:04It's the same.
00:18:05Chingari, there's a bomb in our locality.
00:18:09Bomb.
00:18:09Bomb!
00:18:11And you guys are playing games here.
00:18:13Don't you feel ashamed?
00:18:14Do something.
00:18:15Bomb! Bomb!
00:18:16Bomb!
00:18:17I am doing it. What's wrong?
00:18:20Listen to me.
00:18:22Let's ignore this bomb.
00:18:25Let's ignore it.
00:18:25The left out will feel alone.
00:18:27He will feel ashamed. What do you say?
00:18:29Don't listen to him.
00:18:30Get another police officer.
00:18:31Do something.
00:18:32Yes, do something.
00:18:33Where will I get another police officer?
00:18:34I'll get another police officer from Germany.
00:18:35I am here.
00:18:37Is this your doggy?
00:18:39Yes.
00:18:39Give me some milk.
00:18:40I'll smell this bomb.
00:18:41Hello, doggy.
00:18:42No.. I got him today.
00:18:45Get used to it.
00:18:46If someone joins Bomb Squad tomorrow
00:18:48he'll make you proud.
00:18:50Give it to me.
00:18:51Calm down. Give me the bomb.
00:18:53You shut up.
00:18:56You shut up. Your mother shut up.
00:18:58Your mother-in-law shut up. Your entire family shut up.
00:19:02Police inspector, get a female police officer.
00:19:05I'll kill her today.
00:19:08Do it. Do it.
00:19:10Wait a minute.
00:19:11You have ordered a ladies police camp.
00:19:13Should I kill her in a sari?
00:19:15Don't fight.
00:19:18My dog, Dilawar, who belongs to Bomb Squad
00:19:21didn't come.
00:19:22I'll get his son.
00:19:24Okay? He'll smell the bomb.
00:19:25Step back.
00:19:26Step back.
00:19:27It's very dangerous.
00:19:29Be careful.
00:19:30Be careful.
00:19:32Step back.
00:19:33If..
00:19:37If he bites someone
00:19:39I'm not responsible.
00:19:41Come on, Bakhtawar.
00:19:47Bakhtawar, come on.
00:19:48Sir.
00:19:49Bakhtawar.
00:19:49Chipsie.
00:19:50Chipsie, come here.
00:19:51Chipsie.
00:19:52Sir, let him be born.
00:19:58Will he be able to smell the bomb?
00:19:59No problem. He'll smell it four times and tell you.
00:20:04Ma'am, I have an idea.
00:20:06Why don't we change law and beauty into relationships?
00:20:11Mine is Bakhtawar and yours is Chipsie.
00:20:16It'll be fun.
00:20:17Yes. Yes. Please get me married.
00:20:19I haven't eaten food for many days.
00:20:25Are you guys crazy?
00:20:27He's so small.
00:20:28He's too young.
00:20:30Don't be so small. He'll make you wet.
00:20:38Come on.
00:20:39I'll get them married.
00:20:40Sit him.
00:20:41Love marriage.
00:20:43Wait.
00:20:44Bakhtawar, do you like the girl?
00:20:49Look at me, dear.
00:20:50Come on.
00:20:52Did you see?
00:20:52Don't talk.
00:20:53He's crazy.
00:20:54Don't talk.
00:20:55Wait.
00:20:55Why don't you talk?
00:20:57Get them married.
00:20:58I'll get them married.
00:21:04Tell me, what does the boy do?
00:21:06He's a dog. He works as a dog.
00:21:07What else can he do?
00:21:08He's talking nonsense.
00:21:12Here.
00:21:14What's this?
00:21:15This is from him.
00:21:17And this is from him.
00:21:20Come on.
00:21:22Come on.
00:21:23Come on.
00:21:23Come with me.
00:21:25Come on.
00:21:28Come on.
00:21:31Come on.
00:21:32Well done.
00:21:33Come on.
00:21:34Congratulations.
00:21:36We're in-laws now.
00:21:38That's enough.
00:21:39Why didn't your wife slap you?
00:21:41I was congratulating her.
00:21:42Are you done, sir?
00:21:43Are you done with the wedding?
00:21:44Did you have fun?
00:21:45I had a lot of fun.
00:21:46Do one more thing that you didn't do before.
00:21:49What?
00:21:50There's a bomb here.
00:21:52It's going to explode.
00:21:54Cut the wire and defuse it.
00:21:57Please.
00:21:57Do you have a wire cutter?
00:21:59No, I don't have one.
00:22:01It's been three years.
00:22:06Sir, think about the bomb.
00:22:07No.
00:22:08Chandu, cut the wire.
00:22:10Cut it.
00:22:11Cut it. What if I explode?
00:22:13No.
00:22:14If you explode, we'll put a bench in your yard.
00:22:16Cut it.
00:22:18That will be your benchmark.
00:22:20People will put their bombs on it and your soul will rest in peace.
00:22:23Cut it.
00:22:23Cut it.
00:22:25Cut it.
00:22:25Cut it.
00:22:26Chandu.
00:22:27Chandu.
00:22:28Chandu.
00:22:28Chandu.
00:22:29Chandu.
00:22:30Chandu.
00:22:31Chandu.
00:22:32Chandu.
00:22:33Chandu.
00:22:34Which one do you want to cut?
00:22:36The green one.
00:22:38The green one?
00:22:39Yes, my favourite colour.
00:22:40No.
00:22:41The red one.
00:22:42The red one.
00:22:43What's going on?
00:22:44Inspector, tell us which one do you want to cut?
00:22:46It's not what I had in mind.
00:22:50Yellow is my favourite.
00:22:51Cut the yellow one.
00:22:53How can you be an inspector?
00:22:54I'm a suspended inspector.
00:22:56What?
00:22:57Suspended?
00:22:58Why didn't you tell us earlier that you're suspended?
00:23:00You're not my happy pet that I should tell you.
00:23:03What's there to tell?
00:23:05The one who suspended me is also sitting in front of me.
00:23:09Don't stop this show.
00:23:11You stop the show and he comes there.
00:23:13He suspends everyone.
00:23:14He suspended me too.
00:23:16My brother is standing next to me and he says, you're suspended too.
00:23:18I said, it's a matter of juice.
00:23:20He got him arrested by the police and then suspended him.
00:23:23Very extra suspended minister.
00:23:27Hey!
00:23:28Hey!
00:23:29Wait.
00:23:30Wait.
00:23:31Wait.
00:23:39Where are you going?
00:23:40Take her wife with you.
00:23:42Where are you going?
00:23:43Take her wife with you.
00:23:44Where are you going?
00:23:45Take her wife with you.
00:23:47Hey!
00:23:48Take my daughter-in-law with you.
00:23:50Take my daughter-in-law with you.
00:23:52Hey!
00:24:10Hey!
00:24:20As you all know, our show has been rocking since yesterday.
00:24:24So, continuing with the same spirit
00:24:26I am going to invite two amazing artists here.
00:24:29So, with your applause, please welcome
00:24:32the dashing, the evergreen Anil Kapoor
00:24:35and the very beautiful, very talented Madhuri Dixit.
00:24:38Wow!
00:24:42Please have a seat.
00:24:46As you know, Dr. Shriram Nainesh is a heart surgeon.
00:24:49The patients who come to him
00:24:51more than 50% of them
00:24:53have a heart attack when they see you.
00:24:55So, do you want to take a commission?
00:24:58We should ask for a good idea now.
00:25:00Now, he has an idea.
00:25:01We can work together, right?
00:25:03Like Bonnie and Clyde.
00:25:04I mean, I give heart disease and he cures it.
00:25:07Wow!
00:25:08God has made such a great team.
00:25:11You went to the US to get married without telling us, right?
00:25:13Were you scared that your loved ones
00:25:15won't let you get married?
00:25:16No.
00:25:17Anil sir, people must have been heartbroken.
00:25:19Yes, I was heartbroken too.
00:25:23Sir, I don't know what happened to me last time
00:25:26when you told Sonam that your mother is annoying.
00:25:28You were already married, right?
00:25:30I am not like you.
00:25:40Okay.
00:25:42Sunita ma'am, it's not our fault.
00:25:43Their emotions are coming out.
00:25:45You can see for yourself.
00:25:47We don't have to interfere.
00:25:50I think, this is your 18th film.
00:25:51Your 18th movie. You are doing together.
00:25:53I don't know. I think..
00:25:54I don't know. I have counted.
00:25:54Yes, you have counted.
00:25:56You haven't counted, but I think you have done 18 films.
00:25:57You have done 18 films.
00:25:58I think..
00:25:59I mean, your films have also become mature.
00:26:01You are still the same.
00:26:06Sir, one thing..
00:26:07One thing about each other
00:26:09that common people don't know.
00:26:10I know.
00:26:11A lot.
00:26:12But you tell me.
00:26:13No, you tell me first.
00:26:13Okay, I will tell you first.
00:26:15Ladies first.
00:26:15Ladies first.
00:26:17You know, whenever it's lunchtime
00:26:19Mr. Anil never eats from his own plate.
00:26:22He eats from everyone's plate.
00:26:24Oh, travelling..
00:26:25Like, he eats while travelling.
00:26:28Everyone is sitting to eat.
00:26:31What is there in your plate?
00:26:32This is Vada.
00:26:33Vada?
00:26:34Oh, it looks nice.
00:26:36Next.
00:26:38From the next plate.
00:26:39From the next plate.
00:26:40And shall I tell you about Mr. Madhuri?
00:26:41Yes, please, sir.
00:26:43Mr. Madhuri is very fond of food.
00:26:45Is it?
00:26:45Yes, he is very fond of it.
00:26:47And if he doesn't get food, he never gets angry.
00:26:50He never gets angry.
00:26:53And he never loses his mood.
00:26:54But if you don't give him food
00:26:55and delay his lunch break
00:26:57he gets angry.
00:27:00Where is the food?
00:27:08He works for his stomach.
00:27:09He doesn't get food on time.
00:27:10Correct.
00:27:11He needs fuel.
00:27:12Fuel for the engine to run.
00:27:13We are with you.
00:27:15Mr. Anil, in so many films
00:27:17and in so many years in the industry
00:27:18has there been any such incident or shoot
00:27:20that you felt was very difficult?
00:27:23Whenever this incident comes up
00:27:24I miss Madhuri a lot.
00:27:26We were shooting in Alaska, in Anchorage.
00:27:28It was a romantic song.
00:27:30And we were reading snow.
00:27:32I think snow is an understatement.
00:27:33It must be minus 30 or minus 40.
00:27:35You are lucky to have met us.
00:27:37It was a romantic song.
00:27:38A romantic song.
00:27:39Yes.
00:27:40It was a beautiful song.
00:27:41Yes, it was a beautiful song.
00:27:42I was also very interested in costumes.
00:27:46Madhuri should have worn a thin chiffon sari.
00:27:49It was very cold.
00:27:50But Madhuri, you know..
00:27:52And I wore something like a jacket.
00:27:54He was wearing a sweater.
00:27:56There was a layer inside it.
00:27:57And there was a jacket on top of it.
00:27:58And gloves on top of it.
00:28:00Boots.
00:28:01And then the song shot started.
00:28:02Yes.
00:28:03After a couple of shots, there was a lot of wind.
00:28:06What a shot!
00:28:07What a shot!
00:28:08Fantastic!
00:28:10You are lucky..
00:28:12The wind stopped.
00:28:13Okay.
00:28:14The wind stopped.
00:28:16So I said, let's do one thing.
00:28:17The wind has stopped, but there is continuity.
00:28:19And I am not able to feel it.
00:28:20Switch on the chopper.
00:28:21Chopper.
00:28:23I switched on the chopper.
00:28:24I was turning blue from the cold.
00:28:27Blue.
00:28:27I was not able to tell if I was singing or not.
00:28:29Because everything was frozen.
00:28:31It was frozen.
00:28:31Like this.
00:28:32I thought I was singing.
00:28:33But I was not able to sing.
00:28:35So..
00:28:37What do you call it?
00:28:38Bring the chopper down.
00:28:39The sari is about to fly. Bring it down.
00:28:41And as soon as I saw the chopper, I was like..
00:28:45For the first time in my life, I started screaming and crying.
00:28:49Oh, God!
00:28:50First of all, during the meal..
00:28:51I can't do this.
00:28:51I can't do this.
00:28:54Oh, God!
00:28:55Oh, God!
00:28:56Didn't they change the lyrics of the song?
00:28:58Not by luck, but by bad luck, you met me.
00:29:01The man who was carrying the chopper
00:29:03always used to drop me.
00:29:05He used to say..
00:29:07Why do you get to dress like this?
00:29:08And he used to say, he gets to dress like that.
00:29:11In Hindi movies..
00:29:12Yes, that's how it is.
00:29:15Roy always comes in a sari.
00:29:17Whether it's snow, sand or anything.
00:29:20When did this start, Ms. Madhuri?
00:29:22Do you remember, sir?
00:29:23I think Mr. Raj started this.
00:29:25Okay, Mr. Raj Kapoor.
00:29:26The first song was..
00:29:27The film was.. My name is Joker.
00:29:29Okay.
00:29:29I remember it well.
00:29:30There was a scene where there was a storm fan
00:29:33and the fan was on.
00:29:34And Mr. Raj used to do a beautiful pitch rise.
00:29:36Yes.
00:29:37So, we always try to bring that thing.
00:29:41Right.
00:29:41We have done many songs with Ms. Madhuri.
00:29:44For example, it was Indu's film.
00:29:47He started doing dhak-dhak.
00:29:48Oh, wow!
00:29:49Fortunately, I am tired of doing it with others.
00:29:52Imagine, what would have happened to me
00:29:55if I was doing that song with someone else.
00:29:57After doing it with Ms. Madhuri.
00:29:58I understand. I understand.
00:29:59Do you feel bad for me?
00:30:00Do you feel bad for me?
00:30:01Whenever you are here..
00:30:02Friends, friends..
00:30:03Do you feel bad for me, Mr. Sidhu?
00:30:05Of course.
00:30:05Of course.
00:30:06Can she sing better than Ms. Madhuri?
00:30:07No, she can't.
00:30:08Impossible.
00:30:08I understand your gesture, sir.
00:30:09Today, he is saying that even Ms. Madhuri is married here.
00:30:18I understood your gesture, sir.
00:30:20Shall we?
00:30:21Shall we, sir?
00:30:22Yes, let's do it.
00:30:26It was fun, sir.
00:30:29Superb!
00:30:32Wow!
00:30:41Okay, believe me..
00:30:43You know, dancing with Ms. Madhuri
00:30:44had a huge advantage.
00:30:46What?
00:30:47I used to just stand.
00:30:49And Ms. Madhuri used to dance.
00:30:51And I used to say that even Anil danced well.
00:30:53I used to do nothing.
00:30:56That's great, sir.
00:30:57How many years has it been since you started doing dhak-dhak?
00:30:5950 years.
00:31:0430 years.
00:31:06It's been 30 years.
00:31:07Say anything you want.
00:31:07Sir, this song is still going on.
00:31:09And he is still dancing.
00:31:10I forgot for a couple of minutes
00:31:11that our show is going on.
00:31:12I was like, where am I?
00:31:13Exactly.
00:31:14Sir, you have been ruling millions of hearts
00:31:15for so many years.
00:31:16That's great.
00:31:20It was fun.
00:31:22Please come, ma'am.
00:31:25So, it's time for the second important cast
00:31:27of our show.
00:31:30So, please welcome Mr. Ajay Devgan,
00:31:34Ritesh Deshmukh
00:31:35and the film's director, Inder Kumar.
00:31:37Sir, I am the director.
00:31:38Okay, sit down.
00:31:40You come.
00:31:41Anil sir, you sit. Please come.
00:31:44You also come.
00:31:46Sir, this..
00:31:48Sir, you have to take a shot. Sit in the centre.
00:31:50You are..
00:31:51Why are you standing?
00:31:54Mr. Inder, what are you doing?
00:31:55What happened?
00:31:57Put the camera in front of you.
00:31:58It's on the sofa.
00:31:59Why are you standing?
00:32:01Anil sir, you also come.
00:32:03You can come anywhere.
00:32:04You can come anywhere.
00:32:08Sir, I have done maximum films with him.
00:32:18That's why he is not letting you sit.
00:32:23Okay, let's do it according to the CVOD.
00:32:25Let's do it.
00:32:27Okay, let's do it according to the CVOD.
00:32:32One more chair..
00:32:33No, it's okay. Please sit.
00:32:34I don't want a chair.
00:32:35One person will sit here.
00:32:35Yes.
00:32:36You sit. Please.
00:32:38The answer was very good.
00:32:39That's why..
00:32:40Sir, one more chair has come.
00:32:41Sir, if you spend..
00:32:42Please sit.
00:32:43Anil sir, please sit.
00:32:44No, sir. Mr. Inder, you sit.
00:32:45No, no. You sit.
00:32:46No, you will cut my scene.
00:32:48No, no.
00:32:50If you don't mind, then..
00:32:54No, you sit.
00:32:55Sure?
00:32:56Yes.
00:32:59Okay. You sit.
00:33:02Anil sir, I would like to say..
00:33:04I mean..
00:33:05This pair is always out.
00:33:07What do you say, Ritesh?
00:33:08Yes, yes.
00:33:10Always out..
00:33:11Sir, I am telling you.
00:33:12This pair is always out.
00:33:15They are always out.
00:33:16Bye-bye.
00:33:17Sir, I'm telling you, I've tweeted this also.
00:33:21But I think you are the youngest actor I've ever worked with.
00:33:25Absolutely.
00:33:27I'm telling you, that is true.
00:33:29He looked 60 years old then and he still looks 60 years old.
00:33:34I'm a master now.
00:33:36I'm two years older.
00:33:38Really? Thank you.
00:33:4064 years.
00:33:42The entire cast of Total Dhamal is still not complete.
00:33:45There are still many actors missing.
00:33:47But we have invited them according to the number of sofas we had.
00:33:51One chair is still extra.
00:33:53So, the fun will go on.
00:33:55I promise you one thing.
00:33:56Yes, sir.
00:33:57After the release of this film..
00:33:59Yes.
00:34:00..if God wills, all of us will come again.
00:34:02Sir, I love you, sir.
00:34:08Sir, I've noticed one thing.
00:34:10Sir, I've noticed one thing.
00:34:11You didn't come with someone else.
00:34:14You came with Ms. Madhuri. That's why you'll come again.
00:34:16Yes.
00:34:18That's right.
00:34:20Mr. Anil has come here many times.
00:34:22But he never said he'll come again.
00:34:23He always says he'll come for the next film.
00:34:25Now that the film will be released, he'll come again.
00:34:27Yes.
00:34:28You didn't let your director sit.
00:34:30Wow, sir.
00:34:34Indu just told me that we're making another film.
00:34:37The plot starts with you.
00:34:39I said, okay.
00:34:39When you narrate the story to so many stars
00:34:41they must be saying that the story is on you.
00:34:44Because you narrate it alone.
00:34:47Actually, if you narrate your role to everyone honestly..
00:34:50Yes.
00:34:51..saying that you're doing this and that..
00:34:52..then I don't think it's difficult.
00:34:54No, she said the same thing to me.
00:34:56She said, I'm Madhuri.
00:34:57I said, done.
00:35:01Mr. Adesh, what do you think about this?
00:35:03She told Mr. Anil that the film is yours.
00:35:06She told Ms. Madhuri..
00:35:08She told me that the film is yours.
00:35:09She told Mr. Ajay that the film is yours.
00:35:11She came to me and told me that the film is not yours.
00:35:17I'm hearing that you're talking about the actress.
00:35:20You kept a small monkey and told him that the film is yours.
00:35:24Mr. Ajay, when you do a single film..
00:35:26..which is your solo film.
00:35:28Mr. Madhuri, it's yours.
00:35:29Mr. Ritesh, it's yours.
00:35:30So, when you retake it yourself..
00:35:32..and you feel that the scene wasn't good..
00:35:34..then you do it again.
00:35:35Or you do it for the third time.
00:35:36Then you're alone.
00:35:37But when ten people are together in a frame..
00:35:40..and one of them is the reason for the retake..
00:35:42..then how do you manage?
00:35:43Like in a cricket team, one bowler is hitting the other..
00:35:45..then everyone says, come on..
00:35:47So, what do the actors do?
00:35:48We say, because that poor guy..
00:35:50Whatever happens, we say, sorry, let's do it one more time.
00:35:54No problem. It's okay. It happens.
00:35:56She would have turned.
00:35:57Oh, God!
00:36:06And the biggest problem is..
00:36:08..that there are three or four actors in the frame..
00:36:11..and the focus guy comes.
00:36:13Yes.
00:36:14And everyone knows that if I'm standing next to Ajay..
00:36:17..then the focus will obviously be on Ajay's nose.
00:36:20So, everyone thinks it's okay, which is understood.
00:36:22He says on the mic, focus on Ajay.
00:36:24Focus on Ajay.
00:36:26I say, I know this, but why are you telling the staff?
00:36:37Actually, I tell the staff tomorrow.
00:36:38There's no tea on time. I can't even scold the staff.
00:36:40Sir, the focus doesn't stay on you.
00:36:48How was my dialogue?
00:36:49Sir, the dialogue was good, but the focus..
00:36:57Sir, I wanted to ask you another question.
00:37:00Ritesh's son is still very young.
00:37:02Your kids have grown up.
00:37:04Sonam is married.
00:37:06But your kids are growing up.
00:37:08My mom always used to give examples of other kids.
00:37:10Look at that.
00:37:11Gupta's son has scored 90%.
00:37:13That kid has done engineering.
00:37:14So, who do you give examples of in the industry?
00:37:16I mean, do you give such examples?
00:37:18Actually, I have tried a lot to give examples..
00:37:20..when they don't study properly.
00:37:23If you don't do it, this will happen.
00:37:24This will happen. Look at that.
00:37:26It didn't work out. So, I started giving examples of you.
00:37:29They study a lot.
00:37:31They grow up and become Kapil.
00:37:32They say, no, I have to study.
00:37:42What a fight!
00:37:43No, he's in good way.
00:37:45He said, I should become like him.
00:37:47He said it like that, right?
00:37:48I said it in a good way, the way you understood it.
00:37:51You are understanding it yourself.
00:37:57Sir, there were some questions from the audience.
00:37:59They were saying that when the entire team came..
00:38:00..you should ask them questions.
00:38:02Anyone of you can answer them.
00:38:04Sir, who took the longest time to get ready?
00:38:09To get ready..
00:38:12Immediately.
00:38:13Sir, did you get the answer from Ritesh?
00:38:15Ritesh?
00:38:17No. Anil, sir.
00:38:19Why, sir? The public wants to know.
00:38:21Costume, ready.
00:38:23But half an hour, 45 minutes, just the hair.
00:38:26And this, sir.
00:38:29And I love his spirit.
00:38:31It's not harmony. I'm looking dashing.
00:38:33Fantastic. Mind-blowing.
00:38:35Not today.
00:38:38And the day you are not in the mood to shoot..
00:38:40..you go to the set in the morning and look at Anil.
00:38:43You didn't sleep at night?
00:38:44No, it's fine.
00:38:46Your face is a bit..
00:38:47Go away. Someone else will go and say, he goes home.
00:38:51We'll do it tomorrow.
00:38:55But today, no matter what time the shoot is..
00:38:56..he wakes up at 4 or 5 in the morning..
00:38:58..he goes for a jog, he works out.
00:39:01None of us do this.
00:39:03He does his entire program in the morning and comes back.
00:39:05Amazing.
00:39:07Sir, I love you.
00:39:09I have to agree.
00:39:11When there are so many people..
00:39:12..there are a few people..
00:39:15..who leave their work and focus on others.
00:39:17Who is that character?
00:39:20Indra Kumar.
00:39:22Indra Kumar.
00:39:52Sir, isn't there an award show going on here?
00:39:57I mean, I've only seen such big actors and directors
00:40:00in award shows in my life.
00:40:03Sir, I'm sorry, sir.
00:40:06My apologies, sir.
00:40:07There are no big actors in award shows.
00:40:16Sir, I'm very happy to see all of you.
00:40:19Thank you very much. I saw the trailer of your film.
00:40:22Oh, wow!
00:40:25Oh, wow!
00:40:27I enjoyed it.
00:40:28I showed my buffalo, Phuljadiya, the trailer.
00:40:31She said, wow!
00:40:37She enjoyed seeing her co-animals together.
00:40:41Bachchan, say something good.
00:40:42Why are you acting crazy?
00:40:44Sir, it's okay. I'll say something good.
00:40:46Abhishek Bachchan is Amitabh Bachchan's son.
00:40:50Amitabh Bachchan is Abhishek Bachchan's father.
00:40:53So, father and son are related.
00:40:55Apart from this, what else are they related to each other?
00:40:59What are they related to each other?
00:40:59They hug each other.
00:41:06Sir, he said it for fun.
00:41:10It's fun.
00:41:11Yes, they will hug each other.
00:41:12They can't hug you. You don't exist.
00:41:15You don't exist.
00:41:20Kappu Sharma, let's get rid of the old hugs and kisses.
00:41:22Let's start from scratch.
00:41:25Okay?
00:41:26By the way, Mr. Madhuri, I'm a huge fan.
00:41:31You are gorgeous.
00:41:34What do I tell you about being gorgeous?
00:41:36She is the first Bollywood actress
00:41:38who has made a doctor a patient.
00:41:45Amazing.
00:41:46It's the truth.
00:41:48Do you have to take a doctor's appointment
00:41:51or do you have direct access?
00:41:55So, you have come here to do all this?
00:41:57No, I have come here to do my job.
00:41:59Which job?
00:42:00Tejob Jagas.
00:42:08It's not Tejob, it's Tejab.
00:42:10I spoke in Bengali.
00:42:11Yes.
00:42:14Bhalo.
00:42:16I have seen a lot of bears in your movies.
00:42:18There are two or three bears.
00:42:20Just for jokes, the atmosphere should be good.
00:42:23How's the jokes?
00:42:24Funny, sir.
00:42:25How's the jokes?
00:42:26Funny, sir.
00:42:28Are you fighting an election?
00:42:30Kappu Sharma.
00:42:32Have you noticed my popularity?
00:42:37Do you watch fan following?
00:42:38Yes, I do.
00:42:39Sir, if I don't talk to you properly in the evening
00:42:42then don't mind it.
00:42:43Why?
00:42:44After talking to such big people
00:42:46I don't feel like talking to you.
00:42:51I think I will get a lot of attitude by evening.
00:42:54Attitude?
00:42:55You get pressure by evening.
00:43:02Kappu Sharma, you are talking to me in a very high spirit.
00:43:05If I answer this in a low spirit..
00:43:10Sir..
00:43:17Sir, look how he got involved in the conversation.
00:43:20It's just inborn talent, I think. I don't know.
00:43:25Okay, I would like to tell you something about sports.
00:43:29Sir, if you play cricket
00:43:30the umpire will never be able to give you an out.
00:43:32Why?
00:43:33He will raise his finger for an out and break it.
00:43:35What?
00:43:38Sir, I have seen it.
00:43:40Rohit Shetty breaks cars.
00:43:42He breaks records in the box office.
00:43:45He is getting so much applause
00:43:46that he will make the next film
00:43:48not Golmaal, but Todmaal.
00:43:53Indu, take him. Make the film Dholmaal.
00:44:00Kappu Sharma, when you give someone a chance
00:44:02what do you tell them to do?
00:44:05Silence.
00:44:06Then do it.
00:44:09Give me some peace.
00:44:12Sir, I have seen the trailer and enjoyed it a lot.
00:44:15I am telling you the truth.
00:44:16All the animals in your film enjoyed it a lot.
00:44:20How do you know?
00:44:21I met the snake in his film yesterday.
00:44:25I asked him how he felt about working in the film.
00:44:27He said, I had fun.
00:44:32What happened?
00:44:38Indu, pay him on time.
00:44:41Otherwise, he will ask for his share later.
00:44:51Indu, there is one thing common between us.
00:44:54Yes, there is.
00:44:55You are a producer. He is a producer too.
00:44:57He has produced 11 kids.
00:45:00How did you have 11 kids?
00:45:03First, I had fun.
00:45:06Second, I had a lot of fun.
00:45:09Third, I had a lot of fun.
00:45:12I had a blast.
00:45:17Very good.
00:45:21Mr. Indra Kumar, I request you
00:45:22to make a film with our kids.
00:45:24You make films with big cast.
00:45:26We will be very happy if you make a film with 11 kids.
00:45:29Sir, I have thought of a plot for a film.
00:45:32We can name the film, Bacche Dhamal.
00:45:35Okay.
00:45:35We have written a story for it.
00:45:37Can you narrate the first scene?
00:45:38If you don't mind.
00:45:39What should I say?
00:45:40Please narrate.
00:45:41What happens is, there is a kid.
00:45:43He kidnaps another kid.
00:45:44The kid who is kidnapped calls his siblings.
00:45:47He asks them to save him.
00:45:48The siblings come to save him.
00:45:51A kid comes from the left.
00:45:52What are you saying?
00:45:55Where is the hero in your film?
00:45:56He interferes in my film.
00:45:58It's okay.
00:45:59If you don't mind, Mr. Ritesh, let's say you are the hero.
00:46:04Let's say.
00:46:09Will the focus be on him?
00:46:15The focus will be on him until Mr. Madhuri and Mr. Ajay
00:46:19enter the scene.
00:46:23So, he is the hero.
00:46:24He leaves home on his bike.
00:46:27The bike moves ahead.
00:46:28The bike stops.
00:46:29The school bus comes in front of him.
00:46:31Why is the bus here?
00:46:32The bus has come.
00:46:33It's morning.
00:46:34The kid has to go to school.
00:46:35The kid is getting on the school bus.
00:46:37He is getting on.
00:46:39He is getting on.
00:46:41Are you crazy?
00:46:43He is getting on.
00:46:45Let's say it's Sunday.
00:46:47Okay.
00:46:48It's a school holiday.
00:46:48It's a school holiday.
00:46:49There is no school today.
00:46:50Okay.
00:46:51He leaves home on his bike.
00:46:54The bike stops ahead.
00:46:55The school bus comes in front of him.
00:46:58It's Sunday.
00:46:59There is no school today.
00:47:00He is not going to school.
00:47:01He is going on a picnic.
00:47:02The kids go on Sundays.
00:47:08His bus is going on a picnic.
00:47:10The bus is moving.
00:47:11It's moving.
00:47:13It's moving.
00:47:14The bus is moving.
00:47:16The kids are entering your scene.
00:47:18Improvise the story.
00:47:19Let's say Mr. Madhuri is in the film.
00:47:21Someone kidnaps him.
00:47:23Now tell the story.
00:47:23Someone kidnaps Mr. Madhuri.
00:47:25He is tied up.
00:47:26Mr. Madhuri is shouting for help.
00:47:29That's when the hero comes.
00:47:30No. That's when the kids come.
00:47:35Where did your kids come from?
00:47:37I told you that we had gone on a picnic.
00:47:38So, the kids came.
00:47:42Where did the picnic take place?
00:47:43Mr. Madhuri was kidnapped.
00:47:45The villain tied him up near the ruins.
00:47:47The ruins are a historical spot.
00:47:49That's where the picnic took place.
00:47:51The kids have reached.
00:47:52Where did the hero go?
00:47:53How would I know?
00:47:56I was not going to take the hero.
00:47:57You forced me to put him in the film.
00:47:59The kids have reached.
00:48:00They are doing their job.
00:48:01The kids are saving Mr. Madhuri.
00:48:03What is the need of a hero?
00:48:05Put the hero in the film.
00:48:07No, sir.
00:48:11You have forced me to do it.
00:48:13Why are you getting angry?
00:48:14Just chill.
00:48:16You talk like this.
00:48:17Just chill.
00:48:18At least tell us a joke.
00:48:18Joke.
00:48:19Yes, sir.
00:48:20Okay, sir.
00:48:21Once upon a time, there was a bald man.
00:48:23He was a young man.
00:48:24He was a bald man.
00:48:25No, I mean, he was not bald.
00:48:27He had two hairs on his head.
00:48:29Both the hairs fell in love with each other.
00:48:32But they couldn't marry each other.
00:48:34Tell me why?
00:48:35Why?
00:48:36Because child marriage is illegal.
00:48:45One more thing, sir.
00:48:46Tell me where was India's flag flown for the first time?
00:48:49Where?
00:48:51In the air.
00:48:51And?
00:48:55In the air.
00:48:59We enjoyed it, sir.
00:49:01You told us a joke.
00:49:02It was a pleasure meeting you, sir.
00:49:04Sir, we will make a film.
00:49:06We will bring our kids next time.
00:49:08Thank you very much.
00:49:08Thank you very much.
00:49:10Yes, sir.
00:49:14Yes, sir.
00:49:15Bachha Yadav.
00:49:18It is easy to make a name.
00:49:19But it is very difficult to keep it.
00:49:21You are the most consistent performer of this show.
00:49:26The most consistent.
00:49:27God bless you.
00:49:29Love you, Keech.
00:49:30Thank you, sir. Thank you.
00:49:32Bye, sir.
00:49:41Anil sir, we have heard that you are playing a Gujarati character.
00:49:44Yes, sir. Gujarati.
00:49:45Yes.
00:49:46We have heard that Indu taught you some Gujarati.
00:49:48Yes, Indu taught me.
00:49:49If we give you some dialogues..
00:49:51Oh, God!
00:49:52Just like that.
00:49:53There are dialogues.
00:49:55There is so much iron in the police bullet
00:49:56that if you shoot once, there will be no iron deficiency in the blood.
00:49:59Oh, God!
00:50:02I would have been wrong.
00:50:03Yes. Please.
00:50:04Yes.
00:50:05There is so much iron in the police bullet
00:50:10that if you shoot once
00:50:14there will be no iron deficiency.
00:50:21What?
00:50:24Ritesh, if you say the same dialogue in Marathi..
00:50:26There is so much iron in the police bullet..
00:50:28There is so much iron that if you shoot once
00:50:29there will be no iron deficiency in the blood.
00:50:32There is so much iron in the police bullet
00:50:34that if you shoot once, there will be no iron deficiency in your blood.
00:50:38Oh!
00:50:42Wow, man!
00:50:45Sir, you always say my dialogues in Marathi.
00:50:48If you had to say it in Gujarati..
00:50:51You could have said it in Punjabi, sir.
00:50:53Sir, please.
00:50:54I want to watch it once.
00:50:56Let's move on.
00:50:56Actually, sir is not well today.
00:50:59He is a little sick.
00:51:00He is suffering from a severe cold.
00:51:06If Madhuri Dixit says this dialogue..
00:51:09What?
00:51:11This is a 2.5 kg hand, Katia.
00:51:13If it falls on someone, the person doesn't get up.
00:51:15He gets up.
00:51:17It will be fun.
00:51:18I think it will be fun.
00:51:21Yes.
00:51:23Please say it in Hindi, ma'am.
00:51:26With such a sweet face, how will you say this dialogue?
00:51:30I will get up.
00:51:32I don't want to read it.
00:51:38This is a 2.5 kg hand.
00:51:41If it falls on someone..
00:51:44No, what happened?
00:51:45The person doesn't get up. He gets up.
00:51:46The person doesn't get up.
00:51:48He gets up.
00:51:51He gets up.
00:51:54If the villain is like me, he will say..
00:51:56Let me read it, ma'am.
00:51:58Mr. Indu.
00:51:59Yes.
00:52:00You are a Gujarati-Iranian mix.
00:52:02So, you have to say a dialogue.
00:52:04Katia.
00:52:06Do you want me to be your dog?
00:52:08If you say, I will bark. If you say, I will bite.
00:52:10This is a labourer's hand, Katia.
00:52:12It's too long.
00:52:13No, Mr. Indu's dialogues are good.
00:52:17He is a frustrated actor.
00:52:18I was waiting for someone to say a dialogue to me.
00:52:22You gave me a chance.
00:52:23Do you like acting?
00:52:24I like it.
00:52:25I used to play in Gujarati films.
00:52:27Gujarati..
00:52:28Is it?
00:52:28He has played in Gujarati films.
00:52:30Wow!
00:52:31Why did you let him go, sir?
00:52:33He let him go.
00:52:35He threw him out.
00:52:45So, in total, all of them
00:52:47are running for 50 crores.
00:52:49There is a lot of competition.
00:52:50Today, we are going to
00:52:52give you money without any competition
00:52:54and without running around.
00:52:55In our game, K Bhail Crorepati.
00:52:57But before that, I want to tell you
00:52:59that Mr. Anil, you have also acted in another film.
00:53:02So, he is going to Delhi for his promotion.
00:53:03So, Mr. Anil, thank you so much.
00:53:05And all the best for your
00:53:07another movie. I love you, sir.
00:53:08Thank you so much for coming.
00:53:09Thank you so much.
00:53:10Okay, Anil.
00:53:11Thank you. Bye.
00:53:12Don't worry about Mr. Madhav.
00:53:13We will take care of him.
00:53:14This is the problem.
00:53:15We will take care of everyone.
00:53:16This is the problem.
00:53:17They are all here. So, take care of them.
00:53:18Okay.
00:53:19I will take care of them.
00:53:20Bye. Bye, everybody.
00:53:26So, let's quickly
00:53:27put up the set of K Bhail Crorepati.
00:53:42Greetings. Greetings. Greetings.
00:53:44Greetings, ladies and gentlemen.
00:53:46We have brought a wonderful play for you.
00:53:48K Bhail Crorepati.
00:53:53K Bhail Crorepati.
00:53:54First of all, we would like to give you a piece of information.
00:53:57Our play doesn't have a branch.
00:54:00It doesn't have a branch.
00:54:01It doesn't have a branch in Patnam as well.
00:54:04Look at him.
00:54:05He has become an Indian in the introduction.
00:54:08Still, to prove this point
00:54:11we would like to do one thing.
00:54:13Can you see this?
00:54:15This is a copy.
00:54:16We have kept this copy
00:54:19in our right.
00:54:20So, we have the copyright of the show.
00:54:25Sir, before we ask you any question
00:54:27we would like to ask the audience a question.
00:54:29How's the jocks?
00:54:32How's the jocks?
00:54:36So, the ladies and gentlemen who are sitting on the hot seat with us
00:54:40are the ones who look for treasure worth crores of rupees.
00:54:43And the ones who are sitting on the expert's seat
00:54:45are the ones who look for an excuse to ask for money.
00:54:50So, I will ask for money.
00:54:51I will ask for it with all my heart. I am not like you.
00:54:53I don't kneel down in front of a buffalo for milk.
00:54:56I am not like that.
00:54:59That's great.
00:55:01Nonsense.
00:55:04So, be thankful that we are the hosts today.
00:55:07No, I won't be thankful.
00:55:08I will celebrate on Saturdays and Sundays.
00:55:12Because our show airs on Saturdays and Sundays.
00:55:14So, I will celebrate on those days. Be thankful.
00:55:16You can celebrate as much as you want.
00:55:18Let's start the game, K Bhaal Crorepati.
00:55:20Let's go.
00:55:21So, the first question that I would like to ask you is..
00:55:24Hello. Hello. Hello.
00:55:26Hello.
00:55:28Hello.
00:55:29Yes.
00:55:31Yes.
00:55:32The phone on which you are talking is busy with someone else.
00:55:35You are a mad woman. Tell him that Mr. Arora is calling.
00:55:38You have repeated the same line again.
00:55:41Fool.
00:55:41I am here. I am here.
00:55:43Sit down. All of you, sit down.
00:55:46What do you mean? Everyone is already seated.
00:55:48I am talking about your hair.
00:55:50She has been standing since a long time.
00:55:55Tell me something.
00:55:57Is this hairstyle of yours
00:55:59or is it a statue made for a mouse?
00:56:06Oh, my God.
00:56:07She is a total mad woman. A big round of applause for her.
00:56:12Your eyes are very intoxicating.
00:56:17If you allow, I can see up to 90 ml.
00:56:22Don't blink in between. I have to do a bottom-up.
00:56:28Oh, my God. Madhuri Dixit is here.
00:56:31She is shaking.
00:56:33Madhuri, your face is so gloomy.
00:56:35Yes.
00:56:36I want to ask you. When you drink water or eat food
00:56:39should you eat while sitting or should you eat while standing
00:56:41as if you are eating a plate at a wedding?
00:56:43I eat while standing.
00:56:45You should eat while standing. That's why your face is gloomy.
00:56:50What happened, uncle? How are you?
00:56:51I am fine.
00:56:52Uncle, where did you get the course from?
00:56:54What course?
00:56:55All this nonsense.
00:56:59Tell me. How did you get the course from me?
00:57:02Tell me. Even I will get the course.
00:57:04You won't get the course.
00:57:05You will get a fungus.
00:57:08You are a very well-bred woman.
00:57:14Mr. Sidhu, my curse is very famous in Karol Bagh, Delhi.
00:57:17Is it?
00:57:18If I curse someone, people fall at my feet.
00:57:21Why?
00:57:21Like you say, I remember it in my prayers.
00:57:23I say, I remember it in my curses.
00:57:25I have given so many bad curses.
00:57:28But, dear, your face was the worst.
00:57:31Now, it's my turn.
00:57:34Don't talk too much.
00:57:36If you keep a moustache, don't think you are Ajay Devgn.
00:57:38Yes.
00:57:42You are right.
00:57:43Dear, I didn't keep a moustache. I did it on my own.
00:57:46Why are you sitting here, greedy woman?
00:57:52I saw him once, secretly. He is a boy.
00:58:02Okay.
00:58:03You know, I don't consider myself to be Ajay Devgn.
00:58:06Nor do I consider myself to be Deshmukh.
00:58:07I consider myself to be Mr. India.
00:58:09Tell me, why?
00:58:10Because when I talk to people, they can't see me.
00:58:14How come you can't see?
00:58:15Because I talk on the phone, greedy woman.
00:58:22If you have so much knowledge, why don't you become an expert?
00:58:25I don't want to become an expert.
00:58:26Why?
00:58:27I don't like to be someone's ex.
00:58:32I will only become a scoundrel.
00:58:34I don't like to wear a suit. I live in Patpat Gandhi.
00:58:40Okay. Okay. Let's start the game.
00:58:42Sir, let's go to the interview.
00:58:43Dear, shall I tell you something?
00:58:44Yes.
00:58:44You are elder to me than a man.
00:58:47But don't ever follow this man. Come here.
00:58:50If he does anything by mistake..
00:58:53..then all the fake stuff you are wearing will fly away.
00:58:56Hey, what are you saying?
00:59:00He says anything.
00:59:01Yes. Yes.
00:59:05What does he say, uncle?
00:59:07He is his uncle. He keeps talking.
00:59:11You come here.
00:59:12Dear, come here.
00:59:14We are going to start the game now.
00:59:16Before we start the game, let me tell you some rules..
00:59:18..which you have to follow.
00:59:19Hey, what will you follow?
00:59:22If you want to follow, then follow the rules of the government..
00:59:25..that there are only two good kids.
00:59:28Do you know that there are 11 kids in Madhuri?
00:59:30We are looking for two good kids among our 11 kids.
00:59:32If we find them, it will be done.
00:59:39So, let's start the game.
00:59:41If you say anything in between, we will kill you with a lifeline.
00:59:45Do you understand?
00:59:47You don't have to kill me with a lifeline.
00:59:49You kill the person whom you keep killing.
00:59:50You will die on your own.
00:59:53Get lost.
00:59:54He has six dhotis in a day.
01:00:03Uncle, let me tell you.
01:00:06There are four lifelines in this game.
01:00:08Audience poll, phone a friend..
01:00:11..experts' opinion, which has nothing to do with Mr. Aishwarya..
01:00:14..and 50-50.
01:00:1550-50 is wrong.
01:00:16Either it is 60-60 or 90-90.
01:00:20Uncle, just a minute.
01:00:22Even 30-30 is wrong.
01:00:26There are such girls whose husbands don't let them drink.
01:00:29She dips her dupatta in alcohol..
01:00:31..and goes to the bathroom to suck it.
01:00:37Sir, if you say one more word..
01:00:39..we will squeeze your tongue and dry it.
01:00:41You can dry it. Tell me.
01:00:46Let's start.
01:00:47For Rs. 327, your first question..
01:00:50..is on your computer screen.
01:00:55Fly, black crow.
01:00:56I want to get a dent in your mouth.
01:01:01We would like to know which dent we are talking about.
01:01:04Your option is A, Shrikhand.
01:01:09B, Jharkhand.
01:01:12C, Pakhand.
01:01:14Or D, Lokhand.
01:01:17All the questions are wrong.
01:01:19What?
01:01:19All the options are wrong.
01:01:20How is it wrong? Everything is right.
01:01:22I have accepted that it is wrong.
01:01:24How is it so?
01:01:24How can you accept that it is wrong?
01:01:25I accept anything.
01:01:28Believe me, uncle.
01:01:29I accepted a goat as a hen.
01:01:31I had to lay an egg to it.
01:01:36Just a minute. How can a goat lay an egg?
01:01:38By popping it.
01:01:41No, I was telling you.
01:01:43He asked for an egg from a hen.
01:01:45Their relationship was good.
01:01:47Mr. Madhuri, you must have heard..
01:01:51..that children are God's creation.
01:01:53This is the first child who is God's creation.
01:01:58Do you know that he was born in less than a day?
01:02:01He was about to be born in six months.
01:02:05The doctor came and asked his parents what happened.
01:02:07They said that they don't know.
01:02:18He was very strict about it.
01:02:19Do you know why he wears a dhoti?
01:02:21He once bought jeans.
01:02:23It was very expensive. Do you know why?
01:02:25The one who put a zip on it, the company made a lift out of it.
01:02:35I don't like this at all.
01:02:37He is laughing at himself.
01:02:44Just a minute. Wait.
01:02:45Let's stop the game here.
01:02:47Let's take a break.
01:02:48Let's do an ad here.
01:02:50Who will do the ad?
01:02:51He will do it. He is adding 10 lines in one line.
01:02:53Who else will do it? He will do it.
01:02:56Stop.
01:02:57That's great.
01:02:58Wow.
01:02:59Wow.
01:03:02Let's continue with the game.
01:03:04The next question is for you.
01:03:05For Rs. 899.90, your next question
01:03:09will be on your computer screen.
01:03:11I am sorry.
01:03:15It's said that the night passed and the matter passed.
01:03:18Now, where did the matter go?
01:03:25Your options are A. The matter went wrong.
01:03:29Option B. A woman took the matter in her lips.
01:03:34Option C. The matter became a mess.
01:03:38Option D.
01:03:39The matter was about the address.
01:03:40So, it went to her address.
01:03:42Wow.
01:03:45It's a difficult question.
01:03:46I know. You can take the expert's advice.
01:03:49Sapna.
01:03:50Very simple. I am an expert.
01:03:51Yes.
01:03:52The night passed.
01:03:53Yes. I will need an audience poll.
01:03:59Ajay, I can't do the audience poll.
01:04:00Why?
01:04:01Someone opened the audience poll.
01:04:03He got embarrassed and ran away.
01:04:05Ajay, I want to say something.
01:04:07Break your head and drink it. It's cold.
01:04:11In the summers..
01:04:12What are you saying?
01:04:15He is crazy.
01:04:16Which planet are you from?
01:04:17From where are you?
01:04:19Do you sleep with your mouth in water at night?
01:04:22It's so full.
01:04:24Wow.
01:04:26Wow.
01:04:31I will ask you the next question.
01:04:34He is asking this after coming out of the show.
01:04:36In the first film, there was a treasure under the W.
01:04:41Yes.
01:04:41What was there on the treasure?
01:04:44He is crazy.
01:04:46Very simple.
01:04:48W.
01:04:49No. There was a film on the treasure.
01:04:54Wow.
01:04:55This will continue.
01:04:57There should be jokes in between.
01:04:58It's fun.
01:05:00How are the jokes?
01:05:01Yes.
01:05:03The jokes you make..
01:05:05If you had made so many jokes..
01:05:06..one of you would have been somewhere else.
01:05:13I want to ask you a question.
01:05:15Since then.
01:05:16There is a hole under the nose.
01:05:18What is there under the hole?
01:05:20Neck.
01:05:21Where is yours?
01:05:26I make jokes too. I don't tell you.
01:05:29How was the joke?
01:05:32Once again, sir. We will have to ignore him.
01:05:35Otherwise, the game doesn't move forward.
01:05:37So, let's move forward.
01:05:38The next question is for Rs. 1100.
01:05:40Where is your computer screen?
01:05:44What do you celebrate on Valentine's Day?
01:05:48Option A.
01:05:49You celebrate by giving money to your dad.
01:05:52Option B.
01:05:53You celebrate by giving a car to your friends.
01:05:56Option C.
01:05:57You celebrate by telling the police that you are caught.
01:05:59Sorry, sir. She is almost like my wife.
01:06:02Option D.
01:06:03You celebrate by telling your heart that it's not a festival.
01:06:06It's all an illusion.
01:06:11If you find the question difficult, you can also phone a friend.
01:06:16Whose phone is ringing?
01:06:18Whose phone is ringing?
01:06:19Mine.
01:06:20Sorry, it's my phone.
01:06:21My Alopoji.
01:06:23Continue.
01:06:25Tell me, sir.
01:06:27You celebrate by telling your heart that it's not a festival.
01:06:29Correct, sir.
01:06:30You have given an amazing answer.
01:06:33Very good.
01:06:35You have given the right answer.
01:06:37So, you win Rs. 1100.
01:06:41Where is the money?
01:06:42The money will be transferred directly to your account.
01:06:47The next question is a physical one.
01:06:49So, Mr. Sapna, we will need your help.
01:06:51Yes, of course.
01:06:52Thank you. Please. Okay.
01:06:53So, the question is..
01:06:55If you get itch while dancing, how will you get itch?
01:07:01Your option A is..
01:07:04Very simple. If you get itch on your stomach
01:07:07you have to do Ritik's step.
01:07:12Like this.
01:07:13Very simple.
01:07:14Option A.
01:07:15And if you get itch on your stomach
01:07:17you have to do Madhuri ma'am's step.
01:07:19The one where you push.
01:07:24Like this.
01:07:25And if you get itch on your hands, head
01:07:29and on your chest
01:07:31you have to do Govinda's step.
01:07:42I will tell you another step.
01:07:44If you get itch anywhere, you have to do Chintu's dance.
01:07:55Sir.
01:07:57Sir, why don't you get up?
01:07:58From where?
01:07:59From the world.
01:08:01Oh, I see.
01:08:03Correct.
01:08:03A man takes birth after 84 lakh years of age.
01:08:07Yes.
01:08:08That's why he does all this nonsense.
01:08:11He keeps blabbering, sir.
01:08:13I just remembered, this guy is a big mistake.
01:08:15He wakes up the buffaloes at 5 in the morning.
01:08:18So, I have to milk them.
01:08:20What if someone wakes you up in the morning and milks you?
01:08:25What is this?
01:08:27I don't milk them.
01:08:29Then eat grass.
01:08:32I am sure, he can milk at least 20 litres in one shift.
01:08:38We will try some other time.
01:08:39We are just getting started.
01:08:41Your question is wrong. I don't like it.
01:08:43Sir, why is the question wrong?
01:08:44I will request Madhuri ma'am to help me with this question.
01:08:48She will do an action.
01:08:50And you have to tell her which step it is.
01:08:52And she will recognise it.
01:08:53She will recognise it.
01:08:53We will try.
01:08:54Yes.
01:08:55Okay.
01:08:56I am a level best.
01:09:01This is related to the fields.
01:09:05From the..
01:09:06From the fields of chickpeas.
01:09:07From the fields of chickpeas.
01:09:07Yes, this is correct.
01:09:08From the fields of chickpeas.
01:09:09I knew this.
01:09:10You do some other step.
01:09:11No.
01:09:13Okay.
01:09:14For the first time, I am seeing him stepping on the chair.
01:09:18Yes.
01:09:23This is related to the fields of chickpeas.
01:09:26I knew this.
01:09:27Do some other step.
01:09:35One, two, three, four..
01:09:37I will tell you one thing.
01:09:38Yes, tell me.
01:09:39You were asking questions worth Rs. 50.
01:09:41I asked a useless question and saw a dance of crores.
01:09:48I asked a useless question and saw a dance of crores.
01:09:50Next question is for Rs. 1,100.
01:09:51Who will give you Rs. 1,100? Your father?
01:09:55Get out of here.
01:09:56Hey, don't be aggressive.
01:09:59Don't be aggressive.
01:09:59I can't be violent with you.
01:10:01Do one thing.
01:10:02Sit on this and break the girl.
01:10:05I don't like this. This is too long.
01:10:09So, let's end today's game here.
01:10:11Tell me.
01:10:12So, let's end today's game here.
01:10:14It's done.
01:10:15The game is over because of him.
01:10:16Otherwise, we could have played more.
01:10:17So, let's give a big round of applause
01:10:20to Aditya Devgan, Madhuri Dixit and Ritesh Deshmukh.
01:10:25I never take a selfie
01:10:27because taking a selfie makes my face bigger.
01:10:30What difference will it make to you?
01:10:31You take it.
01:10:32Take a selfie with everyone.