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Bhagam Bhag  | Best Comedy Scenes | Movie Bhagam Bhag | Akshay Kumar Paresh Rawal - Rajpal Yadav |  #BhagamBhag #Comedy   Champak, a theatre owner, is in need of an actress and his employees, Bunty and Babla, help him in his search. They get into trouble after their bag is switched with another one containing drugs.  #Akshey Kumar #rajpal yadav

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00:00foreign

00:07yeah

00:09hello

00:10a couple of dollars

00:13the answer

00:15because I have a little money to save you

00:17I have a lot of money so you don't have a lot of money

00:20I have a lot of money so you don't have a lot of money

00:23so how do we prove that we are no money

00:25how do we do it one minute one way

00:28to go to the house where the Moon is dead.

00:30She has died.

00:31She has died in the house.

00:32She has died in the house.

00:33So, she will go and say, what?

00:34The two of us.

00:35Look, I saw this one and said,

00:37she's alive.

00:38But I haven't seen her.

00:40She doesn't mean that she's alive.

00:42And I haven't seen her.

00:43She hasn't seen her.

00:44She doesn't mean that she doesn't mean it.

00:45You have seen Japan.

00:46No.

00:47So, it doesn't mean Japan.

00:48I have just two routes.

00:51The first is the route we go to the house.

00:54We know there is a proof.

00:57Nothing, nothing.

00:58Anything, anything.

00:59We're going to be free.

01:00What's the other way?

01:01No other way.

01:27No.

01:30No.

01:31No, no.

01:32No.

01:33No.

01:57What is this?

02:00This is the old one.

02:10Did you get anything?

02:121426114189

02:19I got nothing, I got nothing, I got nothing.

02:22This is not a girl's clothes.

02:24I got nothing, I got nothing.

02:26No, this is the Fast Track Travel Agency.

02:29And this is Munni.

02:32How do you know that?

02:33He wrote it in his mouth.

02:34No, no, no.

02:35Look at this.

02:36Look at this.

02:37The F is written.

02:38And Munni always wrote his letter.

02:40I've seen it myself.

02:41Listen, Malik.

02:43Munni wrote his letter.

02:45So?

02:46I think that Munni wrote his letter.

02:48Yes, then?

02:49I think that he was from India.

02:51So we are also going to India.

02:52So what do you want to go to Pakistan?

02:54You have to go to the Fast Track Travel Agency.

02:56Now?

03:02Excuse me, gentlemen.

03:04Sir, is there any booking made to India for a name called Nisha?

03:10Any girl?

03:11I'm sorry, sir.

03:12We don't disclose the passenger information.

03:14It's against company policy.

03:16Sir, it's very important.

03:17I'm sorry but I can't help you.

03:25This is the Englishman.

03:26I can't help you.

03:29You can't ask this Englishman.

03:30You're lazy.

03:31You should ask something else.

03:32I'm not going to tell you.

03:33No, you're not going to tell you.

03:34You're not going to tell me anything.

03:35You're not going to talk to me.

03:36You're not going to talk to me.

03:37My daughter.

03:38My mother.

03:39My daughter.

03:40My mother.

03:41What's going on, Chacha?

03:42Chacha?

03:43Chacha?

03:44Chacha?

03:45Chacha?

03:46Give my daughter water.

03:47The police!

03:48What happened?

03:49What happened?

03:50What happened?

03:51What happened?

03:52I don't understand.

03:54I don't understand.

03:56Gurudev, tell us.

03:58Oh, come here.

03:59Come here.

04:00Here.

04:01What?

04:02Sir, I'll tell you.

04:03Please come here for a second, sir.

04:04This guy had a fight with his sister.

04:06They had an argument.

04:07And she left the house and she's gone away, sir.

04:09And now we're thinking that she must have gone to India.

04:11So that's why we're thinking that she must have done a booking here.

04:13You know, it's really, really...

04:15Do it for him, sir.

04:16Poor family, sir.

04:17I'll check it out.

04:19I'll see what I can do.

04:20Right.

04:21If you can.

04:22This is yours.

04:23What happened?

04:24Chacha will come.

04:25Chacha will come.

04:26Chacha will come.

04:27Nisha.

04:28N-I-S-H-E.

04:29No, there's no Nisha.

04:31Sir, her nickname is Munni.

04:33M-U-N-N-I.

04:34M-U-N-N-I.

04:35Munni.

04:39Nope.

04:40Nope.

04:41Any other Indian girl name?

04:44From here to Delhi or Mumbai?

04:47Anywhere in India, sir?

04:48I'm afraid there isn't.

04:49No.

04:52Alright, sir.

04:56Hey, son.

04:57Don't sit here.

04:58Don't over-acting.

04:59Don't over-acting.

05:00Don't do anything.

05:01Excuse me, sir.

05:02There is a booking.

05:04But not in the name of Nisha.

05:05The name's Aditi.

05:07She's travelling on the 27th.

05:09Excuse me.

05:10Can you see if there's any contact number

05:12or any kind of address or something?

05:14Right.

05:15You know, just...

05:16There is a number.

05:17It's 0207-745-1234.

05:21One, two, three, four.

05:22Alright.

05:24Long live Britishers.

05:25Long live Britishers.

05:26Long live Britishers.

05:27Okay.

05:30What?

05:31Why, my child?

05:32You know, when you have a girl's name,

05:33you don't have a number?

05:34Why is it not possible to be her name?

05:35Why can't she be her name?

05:36Huh?

05:37When she's a man, Nisha,

05:38then why can't she be Aditi?

05:39Why can't she be Aditi?

05:40Why don't you get as Aditi?

05:41She's spread out of London.

05:42I don't know.

05:43So tell her about the girl.

05:44Maybe she's oh no.

05:45Why don't you think she's a girl?

05:46I don't care.

05:47Why don't you think she's a girl?

05:48She's dead.

05:49What a girl.

05:50Are you kidding?

05:51I had seen her.

05:52I forgot.

05:53You saw her.

05:54Go go and look.

05:55Go go and look.

05:56Go go and look.

05:57See that girl who was death.

05:58Or isn't she?

05:59Is she no?

06:00Is there a crime?

06:01So understand?

06:02I'm going to go.

06:03Go and go.

06:04Go and go.

06:05Go, go.

06:07What happened?

06:09Oh, my God, that's the number of people.

06:14White house.

06:15And that's the person who works,

06:16he told me that there is a Hinduist girl who works there.

06:20And it's 5 o'clock.

06:22She's the name of the name of the Shital.

06:24Shital is 5 o'clock,

06:26or Shital is 12 o'clock.

06:28Shital is 5 o'clock,

06:30Shital is 12 o'clock.

06:32Shital is Shital.

06:33Shital is not Aditi.

06:34No, Aditi is Shital.

06:36But you said that Aditi is Nisha.

06:38Nisha is Nisha.

06:39Then who is Aditi?

06:40Nisha is Nisha.

06:41Shital, Nisha, Aditi.

06:44Shital, Nisha, Aditi.

06:45This is all the name of the girl.

06:47This is a very dangerous girl.

06:49The name is like the house.

06:51I'm going to leave it.

06:52I'm going to leave it.

06:53I'm going to leave it.

06:54How will this police do this?

06:56I'm going to stop thinking and stop laughing.

06:58I'm going to go to the police.

07:00Look, we are a poor girl.

07:02We are a poor girl.

07:04I'm going to leave it.

07:06Okay?

07:07Okay.

07:08One question.

07:09Who is Aditi?

07:10Nisha.

07:11Who is Aditi?

07:12Shital.

07:13What is Shital?

07:14What is Shital?

07:15I'm going to ask her.

07:16Why are you asking me?

07:17Don't talk to me.

07:18You are hurting.

07:19If they are bad,

07:20you are not going to run.

07:21They will come back to me.

07:23Sir.

07:24Sir.

07:25The girl who died,

07:26we got to meet Shital.

07:27You come here, sir.

07:28The girl who will leave you.

07:29You come here, sir.

07:30Hello?

07:31Hello?

07:32What are you talking about?

07:33Say loudly.

07:34Tap my phone

07:35and inform me where they are calling from.

07:36On the radio.

07:37Okay?

07:38Yes, sir.

07:39Sir, hello.

07:40Listen to me.

07:41Listen to me.

07:42Listen to me.

07:43Listen to me.

07:44Listen to me.

07:46If you are useless

07:48and you are guilty,

07:49then come to the police station.

07:50I will go to you.

07:51No, sir.

07:52We will not come to the police station.

07:53I know.

07:54We will come to the police station.

07:55Sir.

07:56Sir.

07:57Hello.

07:58Hello.

07:59Sir.

08:00Can you hear me?

08:01Stop the car.

08:02You'll stop.

08:03Stop here.

08:04Stop here.

08:05Sir? Sir? Hello? Hello? Sir? Can you hear me?

08:11Stop the car. Who stops? Stop here.

08:24There should be somewhere here.

08:26Cover the whole area.

08:27Yes.

08:35Get some more officers. Come on, hurry up, hurry up.

09:06Oh, you shouldn't have seen this one.

09:07I've seen this man over here.

09:08Hello.

09:09You're going to show it.

09:10You're going to show us.

09:11Stop.

09:12You're going to show the police.

09:13Oh!

09:14WHOOPING

09:16Where did you go?

09:17What?

09:18What happened to you?

09:19What happened to you?

09:20What happened to you?

09:21You did not show me!

09:22What happened to you?

09:23You didn't show me.

09:24What happened to me?

09:25What happened to you?

09:26What happened to you?

09:27Where did I get you?

09:29What happened to you?

09:30environ 4 to 2 p 모tas

09:31Oh, it's important to me.

09:32What happened to you?

09:33Look in that corner. You too.

09:45I can't see anything in this place.

09:49Leave me alone.

09:50Let's go.

09:51I can't see anything in this place.

09:56I can't see anything in this place.

09:58I can't see anything in this place.

10:00I can't see anything in this place.

10:03What are you doing?

10:04Sayji.

10:05Sayji.

10:06Let's go.

10:07Let's go.

10:08Let's go.

10:09Let's go.

10:10I'm standing here in Queensgate Terrace.

10:13Yes.

10:14I have money.

10:15You only take money.

10:17Sorry.

10:19Sorry.

10:21Sorry.

10:22Sorry.

10:23Sorry.

10:24Sorry.

10:25Sorry.

10:26Sorry.

10:27Sorry.

10:28Sorry.

10:29Sorry.

10:30Sorry.

10:56Let's go.

11:26I'm not alone.

11:27Don't you?

11:28I'm not alone.

11:29I'm not alone.

11:30Don't you?

11:31Where is your child?

11:32Cechi!

11:56Let's go.

12:26What the fuck's that?

12:29Catch him.

12:31Catch him.

12:56Catch him.

12:57Catch him.

12:58Catch him.

12:59Catch him.

13:00Catch him.

13:01Catch him.

13:07Come on.

13:08Come on.

13:09Come on.

13:16Why did you get a gun?

13:17You should have put a gun.

13:19Get out of here.

13:20Get out of here.

13:26!

13:27This is my brother!

13:32He took me one and even a little bit!

13:39Hey!

13:40Sali Kamine!

13:42You hear me a story every day?

13:46My taxi!

13:47Where is my taxi?

13:48How do I understand?

13:50He took his phone while he was never in the car.

13:53If I didn't get my taxi for 24 hours,

13:56then I'll put it in my murder case.

13:59No sir.

14:00That's for 20 years too.

14:23Chital?

14:24Chital?

14:25Yeah.

14:26Yeah, it's a girl over there.

14:27Yeah.

14:28This is another girl who talks about it.

14:30It's possible that she knows this.

14:32No, it's possible that she knows this.

14:33It's possible that she knows this.

14:35But she doesn't know this.

14:36What is this?

14:37But what do you say?

14:38Let me ask you.

14:39Let me ask you.

14:40Let me ask you.

14:41Let me ask you.

14:42Let me ask you.

14:43Let me ask you.

14:44Let me ask you.

14:47Namaste.

14:48Yes, what do you want?

14:49Aditi.

14:50Sorry?

14:53Your name is Aditi, right?

14:55But why do you want to go to my name?

14:57No, no.

14:58I've come to Fast Travel Agency.

14:59You had ticketed for Mumbai, right?

15:03Yes.

15:04So?

15:05No, that's it.

15:06It's ready.

15:07It's ready.

15:08Okay.

15:09Let me ask you.

15:10You have to ask me.

15:11You have to take me.

15:12Okay?

15:13No, no.

15:14No, I am.

15:15I am running.

15:16I am running.

15:17What happened?

15:18What happened?

15:19What happened?

15:20What happened?

15:21What happened?

15:22What happened?

15:23What happened?

15:24It was a good deal.

15:25Who was a good deal.

15:26He did not have to do that.

15:28How could I go?

15:29How could I tell you?

15:30It was a bad deal.

15:31What happened?

15:33How could I tell you?

15:34I told you the girl.

15:35He has died.

15:36This man being very strong.

15:38He is making a smart man.

15:39One minute.

15:40What did he say? What was his name?

15:43What was his name?

15:44What was his name?

15:45No, he didn't know me. He said his name is Aditi.

15:47I'm saying his name is not Aditi.

15:49His name is Sheetal.

15:50What are you talking about?

15:51Oh, sir.

15:52When we had a phone call in the pub,

15:54what did he say?

15:55He was a girl who was named Sheetal.

15:57And when he asked the Englishman,

15:59he told him that Sheetal is there.

16:01And I can prove it.

16:03How?

16:04How?

16:05How?

16:06How?

16:10How?

16:11Sheetal!

16:16Idiots.

16:17What did he say?

16:18What did he say?

16:35What did he say?

16:36What did he say?

16:37What did he say?

16:38I don't know.

16:39I don't know.

16:40No.

16:41No.

16:42No.

16:43But we don't know.

16:44But if we died,

16:45the little girl will not give our money.

16:47I don't know.

16:48We know that if we die, then we won't give money for our kitchen.

16:53I don't know, it's not your fault.

16:55We don't have to eat food for two days.

16:56We don't have to buy money.

16:57You both don't know the money from me.

17:00I don't know.

17:02I don't know.

17:03I've seen this money.

17:04Where is this money?

17:05Your mother's wife put it in jail?

17:07Or it's gone?

17:08Look, look, look, look, look.

17:11How did it go?

17:12It's closed.

17:13Look, look, look.

17:14I'm going to sleep.

17:15I'm going to sleep.

17:17I'm going to sleep.

17:19Either she stole it or she stole it.

17:21What?

17:22You're going to sleep on your stomach.

17:24Don't worry.

17:25Get out, get out, get out.

17:26Get out, get out.

17:27I'm going to sleep.

17:30I've given everyone so many years.

17:32I've given everyone's face.

17:34Everyone's face.

17:35Everyone's face.

17:36I got to get out for it.

17:38I stole it.

17:39I stole it.

17:40I stole it.

17:41This is the money.

17:42Yes.

17:43Let's go.

17:44I'll give you a hole with your money.

17:48And remember to hold that.

17:50After you, there's no relationship.

17:52I'm going to sleep.

17:53I'm going to sleep.

17:54I'm going to sleep.

17:55And if I die, I will not drink my hands.

17:57Because the only person who drinks my hands,

17:59will it not be able to sleep.

18:01This person who drinks my hands,

18:02will not be able to sleep.

18:03You'll be such a beast,

18:04and a beast.

18:05You're such a beast.

18:07You're a man.

18:08You're not afraid of your children.

18:09Let's go!

18:27Sergi! Sergi!

18:28Where are you?

18:39Let's go!

18:41It's not that you have to eat anything else.

18:44It's not that you have to eat anything else.

18:46What are you talking about?

18:47Yes, I'm worried about it.

18:49Let's go!

18:51Look, brother.

18:53Yes, there we go.

18:55Here we go.

18:57Here we go.

18:59Here we go.

19:05Now, how do you eat this?

19:08No.

19:09This is a small piece of paste.

19:11It's like a small piece of paste.

19:12When it comes to paste,

19:15after that,

19:16we have got a piece of paste.

19:19What's that?

19:20That piece of paste.

19:21And it's not all.

19:23Sergi,

19:26give you something about these sweet potatoes.

19:28No.

19:29This is the money for a child.

19:31If it comes to her,

19:33you don't like this.

19:34No.

19:35You just do something.

19:36You give me money, then I'll give you a shot of the masala.

19:39This is a Kali Mircho-Hoti.

19:41I'll get you.

19:42Kali Mircho-Hoti?

19:43Yes, I'll get you.

19:44You're a man of the cabot.

19:46I'll get a cabot.

19:47Who's the cabot?

19:48Who's the cabot?

19:49I'll get a drink.

19:50I'll get a drink.

19:51You don't have to go.

19:52Oh, I'll get a drink.

19:53You go.

19:56How do you like my kakadi?

19:59How do you like my kakadi?

20:01How do you like my kakadi?

20:03Kakadi-Pi Masala, Kona Kai-Ga-Shekka-Sala.

20:08Kakadi-Pi...

20:09Oh!

20:10Oh!

20:11Oh!

20:12That's an idiot!

20:14Okay.

20:15Kali! Kali! Kali!

20:17Kali!

20:18Kali!

20:20Kali!

20:21Kali!

20:23Kali!

20:24Kali!

20:27Kali!

20:28Kali!

20:29Kali!

20:30Kali!

20:31Kali!

20:32Kali!

20:34Kali!

20:35Kali!

20:36Kali!

20:37Kali!

20:38I don't know what to do with the chat

20:40I don't know what to do with the chat

20:42Serji

20:44Serji

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