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Kapil Sharma comedy movie video clip.
Kapil Sharma Outstanding comedy performance.
Kapil Sharma Outstanding comedy performance.
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00:00Go to the balcony, please.
00:04Okay.
00:16Deva.
00:22Listen.
00:23Huh?
00:24How did your underwear go up?
00:26Up?
00:27Yes.
00:28Yes.
00:29Up from some floor.
00:30How can that happen?
00:31I think I'm also thinking
00:32how can your underwear go up from someone else's house?
00:35I'm wearing this brand.
00:37I can wear this brand.
00:39Yes, I know.
00:40That's why I'm making your underwear star.
00:43What?
00:44Yes.
00:45Look at this.
00:46This is what I need.
00:47How do you eat the underwear?
00:49You leave it.
00:50First, tell me how it goes up.
00:52I don't want to tell you.
00:54I don't want to tell you.
00:55I don't remember.
00:56I don't remember.
00:57What?
00:58Who's your underwear?
00:59Who's your underwear?
01:00Who's your underwear?
01:01You're playing with the kids.
01:02I'm playing with the kids.
01:03Where are you playing with the kids?
01:04I don't know.
01:05What are you talking about?
01:06What are you talking about?
01:07Madam.
01:11Madam, my underwear was your underwear.
01:13This underwear isn't your house.
01:14No, it's my underwear.
01:16I don't remember my husband's underwear.
01:18Yes.
01:19You can't imagine my husband's underwear.
01:20What?
01:21I'm wearing these.
01:22What?
01:23Yes.
01:25That's since I'm wearing these vehicles,
01:39That was me too.
01:41Come here.
01:42Come here.
01:43Never.
01:44Never.
01:45Never.
01:46Never.
01:47Never.
01:48Never.
01:49Never.
01:50Never.
01:51Come here.
01:52Come here.
01:53Come here.
01:54Come here.
01:55Come here.
02:00Come here.
02:01Thank you so much.
02:02Babi ji.
02:03You've got to know me.
02:04Ram bhai sahab.
02:05You're going to call me.
02:06Hello.
02:07Coffee?
02:08No.
02:09Okay.
02:10My husband.
02:13It's a bad boy.
02:15We don't know how to get his dog.
02:16It's a bad boy.
02:17There's a baby.
02:18Yes, it's a bad boy.
02:19But I didn't understand that.
02:20How did my underwear come from here?
02:21Now, the same way, he'll fall down.
02:23He'll get down here.
02:24He'll get down here.
02:25And this babi ji, he'll get his own understanding.
02:26Then he'll get down here.
02:27He'll get down here.
02:28He'll get down here.
02:29Just stay in here.
02:30Don't understand.
02:31Take this.
02:32Do it.
02:33Wow.
02:34Discount.
02:35Then you'll go to my shopping.
02:36Definitely.
02:37Awesome.
02:38I will take four new underwear for us.
02:40Now put it. I don't know who will wear it.
02:42Yes.
02:46When did you go down?
02:47Chumpa?
02:48What happened? Why are you going to go down?
02:50Karan, you don't understand me.
02:52What do you understand?
02:53Now, look, I had a bed from my house,
02:55so the underwear fell down my hand.
02:57I saw it fell down in my head.
02:59When I went down,
03:01you were not down before.
03:03You were not down before?
03:05Yes.
03:06You didn't study science.
03:08I didn't study school, right?
03:09Super.
03:10Then, you will understand more.
03:11The scientist Newton said,
03:12when you put two things on top,
03:14the underwear will reach first.
03:16Now tell me,
03:17your underwear is your underwear.
03:18Who will reach first?
03:19Sir.
03:20You are so intelligent.
03:21You are still struggling.
03:22Don't tell me.
03:24I don't understand that.
03:25I don't care.
03:26He knows Newton.
03:27He works in his house.
03:29Let's go.
03:32Okay, I got to talk to Anjali's phone.
03:34He is with my husband.
03:35He is with my husband.
03:36Let's go.
03:37I am one of my children's dreams.
03:39And you,
03:40I don't have time to love her.
03:41I don't have time to love her.
03:42I don't have time to love her.
03:43I'll start a little bit.
03:48I love you, Janu.
03:50Anjali?
03:51That's great.
03:52Now, we were just thinking about love.
03:53After thinking about love,
03:54it's a great fun to love her.
03:55It's not that sweet.
03:56You are so sweet.
03:58How romantic is his husband.
04:00Come on.
04:01So sweet.
04:02The Lord has to give us all the things.
04:04It's a great fun.
04:05It's a great fun.
04:06Who will you say?
04:07What's your name?
04:08Oh, my son.
04:09Oh, my son.
04:10Oh, my son.
04:11Oh, my son.
04:12Oh, my son.
04:13Oh, my son.
04:14Who is my son?
04:15My son.
04:16He's going to stop all the time.
04:17If I'm here,
04:18then who is with him?
04:19No, my son.
04:20I don't want to enjoy this next time.
04:22Why?
04:31Goodbye.
04:40Evelyn!
04:42Oh
05:12I don't have to say anything.
05:14That's so much.
05:15That's so much?
05:16That's so much?
05:17I don't have to say anything else.
05:18If someone comes home, don't say anything else.
05:20I don't have to say anything else.
05:22Jumpa, jumpa.
05:23You have studied science.
05:24I don't have to check it out.
05:25No, it's medical science.
05:27That's what he does.
05:29He calls mouth-to-mouth artificial respiration system.
05:31What?
05:32I mean, you have to give your mouth to another.
05:34Now, jumpa can be a lady who has a problem with her.
05:37So, he was doing his help.
05:39I saw him.
05:41He was a girl.
05:42He was going to leave a woman.
05:43Now, he's going to leave a woman.
05:44He's going to have a character-less, jumpa.
05:45How do you do this?
05:46He's giving a mouth-to-mouth
05:48chest-to-chest sense.
05:50Oh, I understand.
05:52Don't tell her to tell her.
05:54You will understand her.
05:55I don't have to worry about her.
05:56He's getting into my mouth-to-mouth.
05:58But if you're a chest-to-chest,
06:00you'll have to take care of yourself.
06:02Say, do you do one job?
06:04Yes, say jumpa.
06:05I'll come to my lift.
06:07Why?
06:08Because sometimes I have so much to my lift.
06:10I'll come to my lift.
06:11Come on, Sahib.
06:12Come on.
06:13Come on.
06:14Come on.
06:15Come on.
06:16Come on.
06:17Come on.
06:18Come on.
06:19Come on.
06:20Come on.
06:21Come on.
06:22Come on.
06:23Come on.
06:24Come on.
06:25Come on.
06:26Come on.
06:27Hey, Dipo.
06:28Dipo.
06:29Dipo.
06:30Dipo.
06:31Dipo.
06:32Hey, Sweetu.
06:34Hey, my dear.
06:35Baby.
06:36Hey, Uncle.
06:37Hey, Uncle.
06:38This woman's not a shame.
06:40This woman's not a shame.
06:41Here.
06:42máj.
06:43My daughter.
06:44Sweetu.
06:49How many people have come here?
06:52It's been two minutes before.
06:53My daughter's been dead.
06:55Two minutes?
06:56Three minutes for only two hours?
06:58What do you need to answer so much?
07:00I'm lucky to see you from the Lord.
07:02What do you want me to do?
07:03What do I want to do, baby?
07:04Okay.
07:05Have you seen a photo of me?
07:06I see a photo of God every day.
07:08No, no.
07:09What?
07:09It's a photo of God.
07:10Have you seen it, right?
07:11No.
07:12Sorry, baby.
07:14What have you kept in the photo?
07:15Do you want to do a job?
07:17I'll call you tomorrow.
07:18We'll meet face-to-face.
07:22Are you sure?
07:23Are you sure?
07:33There's a phone from the inquiry office.
07:37Which is the fourth office?
07:38You don't know.
07:39I'll see you.
07:42You're like a girl friend's phone.
07:45And I won't take it.
07:46You're the only problem of women.
07:47You don't hear anything about love and love.
07:49Can I do a job today, please?
07:50What?
07:51I'll remove the clothes.
07:52Really?
07:53My.
07:54From our house.
07:55Look at the phone.
07:59Hello?
08:00How much time do you take the phone?
08:02Hey, I was getting tired of the work.
08:04Leave all of these.
08:06Today, Dad told me to meet you in the evening.
08:08Okay?
08:09Okay, I'll go.
08:10Okay, bye.
08:11How are you?
08:12How are you?
08:13So good news.
08:14You won't give me.
08:15Listen, I...
08:16I won't keep the phone.
08:18Give me a kiss, no?
08:25Who was doing this on the phone?
08:26I was doing this on the phone.
08:28You too.
08:29I got a very big assignment.
08:30Really?
08:31You call black magic.
08:33I got your black dress.
08:34I got my black dress.
08:35I got your assignment.
08:36And I got your assignment.
08:38And that's also.
08:39You're very hot in this dress.
08:41You look very hot.
08:42Champa, you are always wrong with your time, you change your time, you change your time,
08:53you change your time, you change your time, you change your time, I will give you a black
08:58magic pen. Okay. Champa, you are here 1 hour long, I will give you 500 rupees, I will give you
09:101000 rupees, you will give me your time.
09:15This is too much.
09:40I am the best of the four people on the floor, but the other one has been accepted.
09:46That's right.
09:47Karam, I don't understand anything about this.
09:50Is it comedy or tragedy?
09:52I think comedy will be digested.
09:54And you will be afraid of this.
09:56At least you will know about your four marriages.
09:58The story is fine.
09:59But if you know Tiger brother, you will die.
10:02He will not understand comedy.
10:03Tiger brother?
10:05They have written in their mouth, no one doesn't listen to them.
10:08They have written in the medical report.
10:10I am a tiger brother, how are you?
10:13This is Mr. Darubala.
10:15This will tell you when your child will be born.
10:17Kamaal, science and sonography will tell you.
10:19We will tell you when your child will be born.
10:21Yes, I am a astrologer.
10:22First of all, I will tell you how the relationship of your partner is.
10:25If it will be a child, then you will be a child.
10:28Take your hands.
10:30Hey, God.
10:32What happened?
10:33Are you watching the first time?
10:34No, no.
10:35You have four kids.
10:36Four kids?
10:37This is a good thing.
10:39Four kids.
10:40Four years?
10:41Oh, I have so much time.
10:43I have no problem.
10:44Four kids.
10:45Four, four.
10:46You will get them.
10:47Let's take them.
10:48Let's go.
10:49They are the kids.
10:50They are the kids.
10:51They are the kids.
10:52But I will tell you that they are good.
10:54They are four kids.
10:56But they are two kids.
10:58Eight kids are good.
10:59Eight kids are good.
11:00Eight kids should be delivered in nine months.
11:02Otherwise, the kids are poor.
11:04You don't have to learn science.
11:05You think you are out of seven months.
11:07Two months.
11:08Two months.
11:09They will come together.
11:10Oh, man.
11:11What do you need to ask the mafia?
11:12Don't worry.
11:13Don't worry.
11:14I will take all your children.
11:15I will take all the money.
11:16I remember what you said to me.
11:17That Mama is one.
11:18But Arman is one.
11:20Oh, sir.
11:41No.
11:42No.
11:43No.
11:44No.
11:45No.
11:46No.
11:47No.
11:48No.
11:49No.
11:50No.
11:51No.
11:52No.
11:53No.
11:54No.
11:55No.
11:57Oh, your version has fun.
11:59He's sick, right?
12:00You are a fabulous lawyer.
12:01I signed an aunt, but your cuanto was married, right?
12:03My parents touched my mind.
12:04So, the belt vildo also named me.
12:05But now, it's also a brother.
12:07Who is that?
12:08No.
12:09Who is that?
12:10You.
12:11I.
12:12правильно.
12:14Let him tell you everything
12:16This means someone.
12:17Let's pray that someone isn't married.
12:19I don't know. What's going on in front of you?
12:21You look like a little girl.
12:28Say, brother, what's your attention?
12:30I'm a little nervous.
12:31Simran made me a shirt that Anjali changed.
12:33Now I'm going outside.
12:35If you look at Simran above it, you'll be confused.
12:36So let's take a look.
12:37Oh, hello, but listen to me.
12:39Take a look.
12:40Oh, but I...
12:49What did you look at?
12:50Why did it change the shirt?
12:51What did it change the shirt?
12:52I'm going to say,
12:54I'm going to test all my papers.
12:56Let me tell you.
12:57Let me tell you,
12:59that he was wearing black shirt here,
13:14and when I wasn't under it,
13:16he was wearing blue shirt.
13:18Black shirt, blue.
13:20I mean, it was just blue.
13:22No, baby.
13:23It's like this.
13:24You've studied science.
13:26No.
13:27Oh, super.
13:27Then you'll understand more.
13:29Baby, the sun is black.
13:30Correct.
13:31But because of the ultraviolet rays,
13:33it's blue.
13:34And because of the distance, it's like this, baby.
13:36But it wasn't so much distance, Karan.
13:38So you didn't have any distance between you and Ram.
13:40No, Shiv.
13:42Shiv, Ram, Kishin.
13:44Everything you are, baby.
13:45And you don't have any distance between you.
13:46Because of the distance, when you love it, when you love it,
13:48when you love it, when you love it, when you love it,
13:49when you love it, when you love it,
13:50then baby will give me a paper to me.
13:51I'm going to test it.
13:53Okay.
13:56Case solved.
14:01Look, Champa, she doesn't understand science.
14:03Did you understand?
14:04I understand.
14:05But we didn't have a message of Gupta Ji.
14:07She didn't have a message.
14:08She didn't have a message.
14:09One day after that, Gupta Ji changed.
14:11So she put it down.
14:12Shirt?
14:13No, Gupta Ji.
14:14Look, if she understands the message of science,
14:16then Gupta Ji changed.
14:17Hmm.
14:18Hmm.
14:19Hmm.
14:20Science is very important, Baba.
14:21Thank you, Baba.
14:22Yes, Dad, no
14:34Thank you, Baba.
14:35What are you seeing?
14:36I think I've seen her somewhere. Where have you seen her?
14:39Dad, it's such a big business.
14:43You'll see a photo in a business magazine.
14:45Yes, correct. I've seen a photo. Yes.
14:48Where have you seen her?
14:52Are you not a married person?
14:54What are you talking about, sir?
14:56A married person is not a married person.
14:58Today, the young people are so tense
15:03that they also see a married person.
15:06What do you mean?
15:07Now, my girlfriend loves me.
15:10Thank you, Dad. Love you.
15:13In our time, the girls are going to listen to their wives.
15:17And now, the girls are going to run away from home.
15:28I like a girl.
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