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  • 6/8/2025
I Can Never be Yours Full Movie
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00:00Five, four, three, two, one.
00:05Happy New Year!
00:07Happy New Year, you magnificent bastards.
00:09Go enjoy your night. You certainly earned it.
00:30Cheryl, you've admired him for so long.
00:35Just go talk to him.
00:37I'm just a lowly intern, okay?
00:40He would never go for me.
00:42This is a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity, okay?
00:45Don't you want our apartment gossip to be about more than just watching him from afar?
00:54You're right.
00:56Thank you, Busty. I'm gonna go for it.
00:58Go on, girl.
01:00You get yourself a fancy office job, and all I get is this lousy wager-send gig.
01:13Bestie my butt.
01:16What a phony.
01:19Thank you so much, Mr. Anderson, for the amazing internship.
01:26Champagne?
01:27Oh, that would be great. Yeah.
01:28Hi, how have you been doing? It's so good to see you.
01:34You too.
01:36How's the family?
01:37Good.
01:37Good.
01:38I don't have cherries.
01:40You want a cherry?
01:42I do not.
01:43I don't think so.
01:44Shh.
01:49They're so good.
01:50You're so good.
01:50You're so good.
01:50You're so good.
01:51You're so good.
01:51You're so good.
01:52You're so good.
01:52You're so good.
01:53You're so good.
01:54You're so good.
01:54Mm-hmm.
02:00It is delicious.
02:01Like you.
02:03That's great.
02:04For sure.
02:04Your hair looks really nice.
02:05Thanks, I'm just good.
02:09It looks good.
02:10I just cut my hair too.
02:12Yeah.
02:13Have you seen my room?
02:29Hello, handsome.
02:31I don't want the girls to know I'm here.
02:43So, let's take a look at our dog.
02:45I'm here to spray the dog.
02:49I'm here to play the dog.
02:53I'm here to pull the dog.
02:58We'll show you how to do this.
03:02Meanwhile, I'm here to take a look at our dog.
03:08You're listening to our dog.
03:12Oh no, I slept with my boss.
03:31I'm so fired.
03:37Shit.
03:39Gotta run before he wakes up.
03:42Shit, shit, shit.
03:59Don't blame me, Cheryl.
04:01You gave this one up yourself.
04:03Oh shit.
04:17Oh shit.
04:21Oh shit.
04:31Oh my god.
04:35Who are you?
04:37Did we just...
04:39Look, sir, I know I'm just a waitress, but...
04:45But that doesn't mean you can take advantage of me.
04:49Oh my god.
04:51Don't cry.
04:54Here.
04:56Take this.
04:56I don't want your money.
05:11Sir, I finally found you.
05:16Sir, there are reporters waiting for you outside.
05:19With the IPO approaching, we can't let the media find out about...
05:28This.
05:33What can we do to help us forget about last night?
05:37Here.
05:40Just let me know what you need.
05:42Wait!
05:43I don't have anywhere else to go.
05:46Is it okay if I stay here?
05:48Stan, make sure she has everything she needs.
05:51You got it, boss.
05:58That was easy.
06:13Attention everyone, he's coming.
06:18Sir, the HR department has selected a new secretary candidate for you.
06:23An Ivy League graduate, great experience, top-notch, and she's already willing for you in your office, sir.
06:32Is something wrong, sir?
06:35Nothing.
06:35My apologies, Mr. Henderson.
06:57I will find someone better.
06:59Five minutes, ten seconds, new record.
07:07That's the eighth one this month.
07:10Scary.
07:13Mr. Anderson hates women that throw themselves at him.
07:16Can't blame him, though.
07:18It must be tough living with that gorgeous face every day.
07:21Her scent.
07:30So familiar.
07:33Who are you?
07:38Who are you?
07:42I'm sorry, sir.
07:43She's the new intern.
07:54Apologizing.
07:57Mr. Anderson.
07:59I'm so sorry, Mr. Anderson.
08:00I...
08:01Hold on.
08:03She's my new secretary.
08:05What?
08:06What?
08:07Like, she has, like, no experience.
08:09I've made up my mind.
08:10Okay.
08:12You start tomorrow.
08:15Carol, take care of the paperwork.
08:16Sure.
08:19Seriously, underqualified.
08:21Okay, so you're voluntarily declining a $200,000 salary.
08:26Right, I...
08:28I'm sorry, did you just say $200,000?
08:32Uh-huh.
08:33You know, actually, I feel like I'm super qualified.
08:38Uh, where do I sign?
08:39Hmm.
08:47Jess!
08:48You will never believe what happened to me today.
08:50I got a promotion from Liam Anderson.
08:52I got a huge bonus.
08:55Wow.
08:56What's this?
08:58Uh, Cheryl.
08:59I have something to tell you.
09:05Tell me.
09:05Uh, you know, frankly, I'm just really worried about you.
09:10Liam Anderson, you know, he's a huge fuckboy.
09:16And he's seen with a different girl almost every night.
09:19So, and there's also a rumor that he has STDs.
09:23Really?
09:24I feel like somebody would have told me that by now.
09:26Well, someone actually just posted a review on Glassdoor saying that he harasses female employees.
09:33And then, poof, the very next day, the review's gone.
09:37You know, you get about as much justice as you can afford.
09:39And Liam Anderson can afford plenty.
09:41I just, I want you to keep your eyes open around him, okay?
09:44Thanks, Jai.
09:46I'll keep an eye open.
09:54Mr. Anderson, it's just, uh, I finished packing.
10:04Finally.
10:05I don't need to be your shadow anymore, Cheryl.
10:08Right this way, ma'am.
10:32You're late.
10:33What?
10:35It, it's 8.50.
10:36Work starts at 9.
10:37If you're on time, then you're late.
10:40As Mr. Anderson's assistant, you're expected to arrive at least an hour earlier than everyone else.
10:46I was told-
10:47Mr. Anderson hates it when people are late.
10:52Keep this up, and you'll be out of a job.
10:59Hey, do you mind helping me?
11:01Asshole.
11:03Good morning, Mr. Anderson.
11:18I'm sorry for being late today, Mr. Anderson.
11:22Won't happen again.
11:24I think everyone is entitled to a mistake.
11:27A mistake.
11:29Singular.
11:30Next time it happens, just turn your resignation in to the manager.
11:33Save us both the trouble.
11:38Did you hear that?
11:39What?
11:40Shh.
11:41Ah!
11:42What are you doing?
11:43I saw a mouse.
11:44I saw a mouse.
11:44Have you heard?
12:03Mr. Anderson has a girlfriend now.
12:06You're kidding.
12:06You're kidding.
12:07Blue?
12:07Uh-huh.
12:08She even moved into his place.
12:10That fast?
12:11Anyone we know?
12:14Asshole.
12:16Cheryl.
12:18Let's go.
12:19Uh, where are we going?
12:21I didn't tell you.
12:22We have a meeting with a client later.
12:24It's not on the calendar.
12:26It is now.
12:27Finish your work.
12:29Meet me at the restroom.
12:30Don't be late.
12:40Sorry, I'm almost late.
12:42I...
12:42Ah!
12:43Just on time.
12:44Cheryl, here you are.
12:45This is Mr. Chevalier.
12:48Pleasure to meet you.
12:55What's that?
12:56It's Lille-Lévelin.
12:58Imported directly from France.
13:00Surely you've had it sampled such before?
13:03Um, I'm not a huge fan of wine.
13:12Okay.
13:15Have you ever used a fork before?
13:31Anderson, your secretary has zero manners.
13:34Why in hell would you bring her out in public?
13:36She's nothing but a sad and useless, pathetic peasant.
13:40I am so sorry, sir.
13:41I...
13:41Mr. Chevalier.
13:43Apparently, uncouth rednecks, like myself, aren't suited to do business with high and mighty men like you.
13:56Cheryl.
13:57Let's go.
14:02Maybe.
14:03No.
14:03Anderson, oh, wait.
14:10I'm sure we can work something out.
14:11Would you please reconsider?
14:16Oh.
14:17Hey, Mr. Anderson, are you okay?
14:21Why did you stand up for me?
14:24Because I care about...
14:26My employees.
14:37Right.
14:37And if it wasn't for me, keeping you out of trouble, you'd be a terrible representation for this company.
14:50What's that for?
14:52I thought you needed to throw up more.
14:55Uh, water?
14:59Let's get you back to your place.
15:03Sorry.
15:07That lily bar's fucking strong.
15:10Clearly.
15:11It's strong.
15:12You're home early.
15:15I'm here.
15:16Uh, I have to go, Mr. Anderson.
15:33Wait.
15:38Don't go.
15:40I'm your assistant.
15:41No.
15:46What are you doing?
16:06Liam, you're drunk.
16:07Let's get you to bed.
16:10You smell different.
16:12New perfume.
16:13Do you like it?
16:14I hate it.
16:15Back in.
16:39Jess?
16:40Hey, uh, I'm just wondering, what perfume do you use?
16:44You always smell so nice.
16:47Um, I don't wear perfume.
16:49Uh, maybe it's my body wash?
16:51The vanilla one, right?
16:52Yeah.
16:53Wait, Jess, where are you?
16:55You haven't responded to any of my calls or texts.
16:58Oh, don't worry about me.
16:59I'm doing great.
17:01I've just been so, so busy.
17:03Um, ooh, ooh, one sec.
17:04I'm actually getting another call right now.
17:06What's that?
17:08You need me to handle a million dollar venture?
17:09Oh, I can, I can handle that.
17:11You can count on me.
17:13Okay, sure.
17:13I got Ryan.
17:14Bye-bye.
17:14Wait, Jess, can we hang out sometime?
17:16I...
17:17Shit.
17:17Hey, uh, you want to join us for happy hour tour?
17:43Uh, I have plans.
17:45Ooh, you got a hot date on Valentine's Day?
17:48Okay, girl.
17:50Does he have a six-pack?
17:53I didn't realize tomorrow's Valentine's Day.
17:56Cheryl.
17:58My office.
17:59Now.
17:59He's not going to ask me to pay for his medical bills, is he?
18:29Cheryl, I need you to have your presentation for the new design launch ready by tomorrow.
18:41Tomorrow?
18:42I haven't even started my research yet.
18:45Are you quitting?
18:48Okay, Mr. Anderson.
18:50I'll have it ready by tomorrow.
18:52Wait.
18:55Something's been bothering me.
18:59Oh, no.
19:00He recognizes me from that night.
19:04I couldn't help but notice...
19:07Your shoes.
19:10My shoes?
19:14Interesting design.
19:16Um, I'll have them replaced by tomorrow.
19:18Do you have plans after work?
19:21Wait, is he asking me for a date?
19:29Mr. Anderson.
19:41Welcome.
19:42Can I help you find anything?
19:44I'm looking for a Valentine's Day gift.
19:47Of course.
19:49A gift for Mrs. Anderson.
19:52Please take a look at these.
19:54They're the newest design by our top designer.
19:56I think there's a misunderstanding.
19:59Just try them on.
20:01I just want to see them.
20:06Here.
20:16My goodness, they look gorgeous on you, ma'am.
20:19What do you think, Mr. Anderson?
20:21I'll take them.
20:22$8,000.
20:27It's more than half a year's worth of rent.
20:35Those seem like they are more in my price range.
20:43Never mind.
20:45I'll take those, too.
20:46Okay.
20:46Okay.
20:47Okay.
20:47Okay.
20:47Okay.
20:47Okay.
20:48Okay.
20:48Okay.
20:48Okay.
20:49Okay.
20:49Okay.
20:50Okay.
20:50Okay.
20:51Okay.
20:52Rich people these days.
21:00Well, if there's nothing else you need, Mr. Anderson, I'll see you tomorrow at work.
21:05Wait.
21:07These are for you.
21:15I can't accept these.
21:16Take them.
21:17You're going to be going on a lot of meetings with me.
21:20You need to represent the company.
21:51You
21:55They look great on you
21:57Um these aren't going to come out of my paycheck are they keep you asking me questions like that? That's exactly what's gonna happen
22:07Cheryl what a coincidence Ben
22:11I'm sorry. I didn't realize you were busy. Oh, no, I'm not. I guess I'm kind of working
22:25This is my boss Liam Anderson. Mr. Anderson. This is my best friend Ben. Nice to meet you sir. Likewise
22:31That's a very firm handshake. Um Cheryl, can I have a word with you? Yeah
22:41I
22:43Thought you were gonna go to the concert with Jess tonight. Oh
22:47She's not been responding to any of my calls. Don't worry. I'll give her a few more calls
22:51I promise you'll get to see her in a couple of days. What are you doing here? Oh
22:55Well, I just bought these and I was planning on dropping them off at your house, but uh-huh
23:02Since I ran into you here
23:04They are surprise
23:07Ben, I love them
23:09Thank you
23:11Oh
23:13Mr. Anderson, you're still here. I expect to see your presentation tomorrow
23:18Shit
23:19Okay, I have to go Ben. I hope you get a better boss than me
23:23Thank you for the gifts
23:25Wait
23:27I'll give you a ride
23:30Right Ben
23:31Yeah, all right. So, um, oh my god
23:43Do you think that's a celebrity? She's wearing sunglasses at night
23:46Why would a celebrity be here?
23:48Gosh, she looks just like the woman your boss would hate the most
23:54Oh, she's coming this way
24:00Oh, uh, sorry
24:02The table has been taken
24:07Jess?
24:08Jess?
24:09Long time no see, my friend
24:15Wow, Jay, you look great
24:19Oh, come on. Don't tell me you didn't recognize me
24:22Are you kidding? I was blown away
24:26Yeah, Jay, you've changed a lot
24:29Yes, well, you could say I figured out how to, uh, live in the moment
24:35Uh, so what kind of work have you been up to?
24:38I heard you were working on some million dollar deal
24:41Oh, um, well, let's just say I found a really amazing investment opportunity
24:48And, uh, they say I have great business sense
24:52Are you sure they're legit? You should be careful, there's a lot of pig butchering scammers out there
24:59Did you just call me a pig?
25:01No, no, no, that's not what I meant at all
25:05Oh, I see
25:09You're just jealous that I'm no longer stuck in your shadow
25:13No, Cheryl is just worried about you
25:16And you always take her side
25:20Make me feel like I'm the third wheel
25:23Um, why didn't you tell us you got a new boyfriend?
25:26Who told you I have a boyfriend?
25:31This is your account, isn't it?
25:35Okay, so what? I can't have a rich boyfriend buy me nice things?
25:40No, that's not what I'm saying, I mean, I'm just worried you're getting scams, okay?
25:44We're just looking out for you
25:45Yeah, we're just worried about you
25:48I mean, can we maybe meet him?
25:51Oh, okay, I see what's going on here
25:55You think because I'm just some poor waitress I can't have a rich boyfriend and a proper job, huh? Is that it?
26:00No, that's not what we mean at all, okay? We've been friends for years, we're just looking out for you
26:05Yeah, let's just sit down, talk it through
26:08There's nothing to talk about, okay?
26:11Look, guys, here's all the money I owe you from the years, okay?
26:16Okay?
26:19Now we're even
26:24Jess
26:29Wait, where are you going?
26:30Let's go after her, okay? She's probably getting scammed
26:47She unfollowed me on Instagram
26:50Hey, hey, maybe she's just upset, let's give her some time to cool off, okay?
26:54But abandoning us like that?
26:58That's betrayal
27:00Did I do something wrong?
27:05Wait, I know this neighborhood
27:09My boss lives around here
27:12Oh my god, maybe she isn't lying
27:15Get on it, Ben
27:16On it
27:20What was that?
27:21Shit, we lost her
27:35Just get back in the car, I'll have to call a tow truck
27:39What's wrong?
27:49What the heck?
27:51Yeah, I've heard this is a popular make-out point
27:56Wait, is that Cheryl?
27:58There's a problem with the product launch
28:00I need to get Cheryl to my house to fix it now
28:03At this hour?
28:21No more distractions
28:23No more distractions
28:25Liam, babe
28:27Tonight
28:29You'll be entirely mine
28:30It's entirely mine
28:50Heartless workaholic, making me work overtime again
28:52Time again
29:08So, this is Mr. Anderson's type
29:10Mr. Anderson's type
29:13Oh my god, I am so sorry, Miss
29:15I will leave right now
29:21Where do you think you're going?
29:23Uh, don't you have plans with your girlfriend?
29:27My only plans tonight are to figure out whether I hired an incompetent secretary and if I need to fix it
29:32But your girlfriend
29:35What are you talking about?
29:37Uh, fine
29:39What do you not like about my work?
29:41Do you need me to redo my designs?
29:43Do you need me to teach you how to do your job?
29:45Just redo it
29:47As you wish
29:48What?
29:49I messed up your plans for a romantic evening
29:52What are you talking about?
29:53Don't play dumb with me
29:55You're not leaving here until you finish it
29:59Go
30:13Honestly, I had no idea you had such a wild side, Cheryl
30:16Makes me wonder what you're like in private
30:18Oh no, he must know I'm the girl who slept with him that night
30:24Uh, sometimes when I drink too much, I make bad decisions
30:30Is that your excuse for sneaking around and making out?
30:34Huh?
30:36I'm sorry for the interruption, Mr. Anderson, but...
30:39Miss Brown is sick
30:45Wait right here
30:48Miss Brown is experiencing common stomach pain
30:51I've prescribed some medication for her
30:54She'll be fine
30:56You should get some rest
30:58Liam, wait
30:59Could you stay with me tonight?
31:00Listen, the only reason I let you stay with me is because you said you had nowhere else to go
31:02If that's not good enough, you can take the million dollar offer and leave
31:04Mr. Anderson, Miss Davis left
31:05Mr. Anderson, Miss Davis left
31:06Mr. Anderson, Miss Davis left
31:08Cheryl?
31:09Cheryl?
31:10Cheryl?
31:11If I can't have him, then neither can you
31:13Cheryl?
31:14If I can't have him, then neither can you
31:15Think of me
31:16What?
31:17Oh?
31:18The only reason I let you stay with me is because you said you had nowhere else to go
31:20If that's not good enough, you can take the million dollar offer and leave
31:22Mr. Anderson, Miss Davis left
31:28Cheryl, if I can't have him, then neither can you.
31:45Oh.
31:46My.
31:48God.
31:49Oh, this is stunning.
31:52Oh, it must have cost a fortune.
31:55Oh, I have to show everyone.
31:57Oh, my God.
31:58Not for Mr. Anderson.
32:01Oh, and here's a little something from me.
32:08Carol.
32:11It's nothing.
32:12Oh, my gosh.
32:13You shouldn't have.
32:17Wow.
32:18This is very thoughtful of you.
32:21Of course.
32:24Ma'am.
32:25Ma'am.
32:26You are the future of Mrs. Anderson, okay?
32:29And if there is anything that I can do for you, just let me know.
32:35Well, you know, there's this girl, Cheryl, that works at the company.
32:44What about her?
32:44She's been flirting with Liam a lot recently, and I don't know, I think it's starting to
32:58become a problem, if you know what I mean.
33:00Oh, yeah.
33:01Don't worry, ma'am.
33:02Well, I'll make sure that Cheryl knows her place.
33:05Take a look at these.
33:25My apologies, Mr. Anderson.
33:35I did not manage my team properly.
33:40Why are you still standing here?
33:43Redo it.
33:44Now.
33:44I think you're misunderstanding.
33:48Cheryl did a great job.
33:57Here you go.
34:03Okay.
34:05Listen up, everyone.
34:06This launch will directly affect our upcoming IPO.
34:13So, everything needs to be perfect.
34:17In a moment, I will be modeling and presenting our new design.
34:23Andy, are the shoes ready?
34:25All set, Carol.
34:26Good.
34:27Okay.
34:29So, um...
34:30Carol, are you okay?
34:33I can't...
34:35You're having an allergic reaction.
34:37What did you eat this morning?
34:39Just the coffee.
34:40Cheryl brought me.
34:46Hazelnuts?
34:47Latte?
34:48Carol is allergic to hazelnuts.
34:51I just got what she ordered.
34:52I didn't know.
34:53Cheryl, I specifically asked you to get me a regular latte.
34:57You must have misheard me.
34:59Guys, what's going on?
35:01Our biggest shareholders are waiting.
35:03Mr. Anderson, there's been an accident.
35:06Cheryl gave Carol a hazelnut latte, and she's allergic.
35:12It's my fault, sir.
35:14I should have read the label before drinking.
35:17It's okay.
35:18Get some rest.
35:19We'll figure it out.
35:20Who are we going to find to replace Carol?
35:24It's time.
35:26Oh, okay.
35:27The Crystal Custom shoes are a size five.
35:30There's very few people that can fit into them.
35:32I'm a size five.
35:34I could try.
35:38Cheryl, are you sure?
35:40No, but I'll do my best.
35:46Good.
35:46Mia, get her in hair and makeup.
35:48Have her ready for the stage.
35:49Yes, sir.
35:49Yes, sir.
35:49Yes, sir.
35:49Yes, sir.
35:49Sir, I feel much better now.
36:19I can go up and host.
36:22Let's give her some more time.
36:37Good afternoon, everyone.
36:40Cheryl.
36:41Are you sure?
36:43No, but I'll do my best.
36:48Good.
36:49Mia, get her in hair and makeup.
36:50Have her ready.
37:05Good afternoon, everyone.
37:06My name is Cheryl, and I'll be your host.
37:09Now, let's begin.
37:16Shit.
37:23Today, I will be sharing our newest shoe line, the Crystal Collection.
37:28Our team has been working really hard on it to create a great shoe for the modern-day women.
37:35We aim to use...
37:37That will allow you to do all of those things, and maybe run a few miles, too.
37:48And thank you all for being here today.
38:02You did so well.
38:04You saved the day.
38:07You look stunning.
38:09You should dress like this more often.
38:11Maybe I will.
38:12I'd like to make a toast to Cheryl.
38:26You did an outstanding job today.
38:31On behalf of the company, I'm going to give you a new sports card.
38:34And a raise for everybody else.
38:39And a raise for everybody else.
38:47Take a raise.
38:49Yeah.
38:50This is actually pretty good.
38:51Pretty good.

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