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00:00Five, four, three, two, one.
00:05Happy New Year!
00:07Happy New Year, you magnificent bastards.
00:09Go enjoy your night. You certainly earned it.
00:30Cheryl, you've admired him for so long.
00:35Just go talk to him.
00:37I'm just a lowly intern, okay?
00:40He would never go for me.
00:42This is a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity, okay?
00:45Don't you want our apartment gossip to be about more than just watching him from afar?
00:54You're right.
00:56Thank you, Busty. I'm gonna go for it.
00:58Go on, girl.
01:00You get yourself a fancy office job, and all I get is this lousy wager-send gig.
01:13Bestie my butt.
01:16What a phony.
01:19Thank you so much, Mr. Anderson, for the amazing internship.
01:26Champagne?
01:27Oh, that would be great. Yeah.
01:28Hi, how have you been doing? It's so good to see you.
01:34You too.
01:36How's the family?
01:37Good.
01:37Good.
01:38I don't have cherries.
01:40You want a cherry?
01:42I do not.
01:43I don't agree.
01:43I don't agree.
01:49They're so good.
01:50They're so good.
01:50They're so good.
01:50They're so good.
01:51They're so good.
01:52Mm-hmm.
01:52It is delicious, like you.
02:01That's great.
02:06Your hair looks really nice.
02:06Thanks. I'm so good.
02:10It looks good.
02:10I just got my hair, too.
02:12Yeah.
02:24Have you seen my room?
02:29Hello, handsome.
02:31I don't want the girls to know I'm here.
02:42I'm here.
03:12Oh no. I slept with my boss. I'm so fired.
03:37Shit. Gotta run before he wakes up.
03:42Shit. Shit. Shit.
04:00Don't blame me, Cheryl.
04:02You gave this one up yourself.
04:12Oh shit.
04:14Oh my god.
04:18Oh shit.
04:30Oh my god.
04:32Who are you?
04:35Who are you?
04:37Did we just?
04:41Look, sir, I know I'm just a waitress, but that doesn't mean you can take advantage of me.
04:49Oh my god.
04:51Don't cry.
04:52Here, take this.
05:08I don't want your money.
05:10Sir, I finally found you.
05:16Sir, there are reporters waiting for you outside.
05:23With the IPO approaching, we can't let the media find out about...
05:29...this.
05:30What can we do to help us forget about last night?
05:37Here.
05:41Just let me know what you need.
05:43Wait! I don't have anywhere else to go.
05:46Is it okay if I stay here?
05:49Stan, make sure she has everything she needs.
05:51You got it, boss.
05:59That was easy.
06:14Attention everyone, he's coming.
06:15Sir, the HR department has selected a new secretary candidate for you.
06:19An Ivy League graduate, great experience, top notch, and she's already waiting for you in your office, sir.
06:32Is something wrong, sir?
06:34Nothing.
06:35Nothing.
06:56My apologies, Mr. Henderson.
06:58I will find someone better.
07:00Five minutes, ten seconds, new record.
07:03That's the eighth one this month.
07:06Scary.
07:08Mr. Anderson hates women that throw themselves at him.
07:11Can't blame him, though.
07:13It must be tough living with that gorgeous face every day.
07:16Her scent...
07:28Her scent...
07:30So familiar.
07:34Who are you?
07:38Who are you?
07:42I'm sorry, sir.
07:46Mr. Anderson.
07:47I'm so sorry, Mr. Anderson, I...
07:49Hold on.
07:51She's my new secretary.
07:53What?
07:54What?
07:55Like, she has, like, no experience.
07:56I've made up my mind.
07:58Okay.
08:00You start tomorrow.
08:02Carol, take care of the paperwork.
08:03Sure.
08:04I'm seriously underqualified.
08:06Okay, so you're voluntarily declining a $200,000 salary.
08:09Right, I...
08:11I'm sorry, did you just say $200,000?
08:13Uh-huh.
08:15I'm sorry, did you just say $200,000?
08:18Uh-huh.
08:20Okay, so you're voluntarily declining a $200,000 salary.
08:23Right, I...
08:25I'm sorry, did you just say $200,000?
08:28Uh-huh.
08:29You know, actually, I feel like I'm super qualified.
08:33Uh, where do I sign?
08:35Jess!
08:37You will never believe what happened to me today.
08:39I got a promotion from Liam Anderson.
08:40I got a huge bonus.
08:42Wow.
08:44What's this?
08:46Uh, Cheryl.
08:47I have something to tell you.
08:49Tell me.
08:50Uh, you know, frankly, I'm just really worried about you.
08:54Liam Anderson, you know, he's a huge fuckboy and-
08:58he's sitting with a different girl almost every night.
08:59So...
09:02And there's also rumor that he has STDs.
09:04Really?
09:05I feel like somebody would have told me that by now.
09:06Well, someone actually just been asked for a couple of years.
09:07This is probably a big deal.
09:08I'm going to try to tell you.
09:10I'm going to try to tell you.
09:12I'm going to try to tell you.
09:14This is a big deal.
09:15I'm going to try to tell you.
09:17To tell you.
09:19What are you going to try to tell you?
09:21Uh, you know, frankly, I'm just really worried about you.
09:22Liam Anderson...
09:25You know, he's a huge fuckboy and he's seen with a different girl almost every night.
09:27actually just posted a review on Glassdoor saying that he harasses female employees and then poof
09:34the very next day the review is gone. You know you get about as much justice as you can afford and
09:39Liam Anderson can afford plenty. I just I want you to keep your eyes open around him okay?
09:45Thanks Jay. I'll keep an eye open.
09:47Mr. Anderson it's just uh I finished packing.
10:04Finally I don't need to be your shadow anymore Cheryl.
10:17Right this way ma'am.
10:32You're late.
10:34What? It's 8 50. Work starts at 9.
10:37If you're on time then you're late.
10:40As Mr. Anderson's assistant you're expected to arrive at least an hour earlier than everyone else.
10:45I was told Mr. Anderson hates it when people are late.
10:52Keep this up and you'll be out of a job.
10:59Hey do you mind helping me with the...
11:00Asshole.
11:08Good morning Mr. Anderson.
11:15Um, I'm sorry for being late today Mr. Anderson.
11:22Won't happen again.
11:24I think everyone is entitled to a mistake.
11:27A mistake.
11:29Singular.
11:30Next time it happens just turn your resignation in to the manager.
11:33Save us both the trouble.
11:34Did you hear that?
11:39What?
11:40Shhh.
11:41Ah!
11:42What are you doing?
11:43I saw a mouse.
11:44Have you heard?
12:04Mr. Anderson has a girlfriend now.
12:06You're kidding.
12:07For real?
12:07Uh huh.
12:08She even moved into his place.
12:10That fast?
12:11Anyone we know?
12:12Asshole.
12:16Cheryl.
12:18Let's go.
12:19Uh, where are we going?
12:21I didn't tell you.
12:22We have a meeting with a client later.
12:24It's not on the calendar.
12:26It is now.
12:28Finish your work.
12:29Meet me at the restaurant.
12:30Don't be late.
12:31I'm sorry.
12:33I'm almost late.
12:41I'm just on time.
12:44Cheryl.
12:45Here you are.
12:46This is Mr. Chevalier.
12:48Pleasure to meet you.
12:55What's that?
12:56It's Lille-Len-Lan.
12:58Imported directly from France.
13:00Surely you've had a sampled such before?
13:03Uh huh.
13:03I'm not a huge fan of wine.
13:12Okay.
13:13Okay.
13:13Have you ever used a fork before?
13:31Anderson, your secretary has zero manners.
13:34Why in hell would you bring her out in public?
13:36She's nothing but a sad and useless, pathetic peasant.
13:39I am so sorry, sir.
13:41Mr. Chevalier, apparently uncouth rednecks like myself
13:46aren't suited to do business with high and mighty men like you.
13:56Cheryl, let's go.
14:02Maybe.
14:03Anderson, wait.
14:10I'm sure we can work something out.
14:11Would you please reconsider?
14:16Hey, Mr. Anderson, are you okay?
14:21Why did you stand up for me?
14:22Because I care about my employees.
14:38And if it wasn't for me keeping you out of trouble, you'd be a terrible representation
14:45for this company.
14:51What's that for?
14:52I thought you needed to throw up more.
14:56Water?
14:59Let's get you back to your place.
15:07That lily bar's fucking strong.
15:10Clearly.
15:11It's strong.
15:12You're home early.
15:16I'm here.
15:20Uh, I have to go, Mr. Anderson.
15:33Wait.
15:38Don't go.
15:39I'm your assistant.
16:03What are you doing?
16:06Liam, you're drunk.
16:07Let's get you to bed.
16:08You smell different.
16:12New perfume.
16:13Do you like it?
16:14I hate it.
16:16Fuck it.
16:17Jess?
16:40Hey, uh, I'm just wondering, what perfume do you use?
16:45You always smell so nice.
16:47Um, I don't wear perfume.
16:49Maybe it's my body wash?
16:51The vanilla one, right?
16:53Yeah.
16:54Wait, Jess, where are you?
16:55You haven't responded to any of my calls or texts.
16:58Oh, don't worry about me.
16:59I'm doing great.
17:01I've just been so, so busy.
17:03Ooh, ooh, one sec.
17:04I'm actually getting another call right now.
17:06What's that?
17:07You need me to handle a million dollar venture?
17:10Oh, I can handle that.
17:11You can count on me.
17:13Wait, Jess, can we hang out sometime?
17:29Oh, shit.
17:31Hey, uh, you want to join us for happy hour tomorrow?
17:43Uh, I have plans.
17:44Ooh, you got a hot date on Valentine's Day?
17:48Lucky girl.
17:50Does he have a six pack?
17:52I didn't realize tomorrow's Valentine's Day.
17:55Cheryl.
17:57My office.
17:58Now.
17:59He's not going to ask me to pay for his medical bills, is he?
18:16Cheryl.
18:17I need you to have your presentation for the new design launch ready by tomorrow.
18:29Tomorrow?
18:30I haven't even started my research yet.
18:31Are you quitting?
18:32Okay, Mr. Anderson.
18:33I'll have it ready by tomorrow.
18:34Wait.
18:35Something's been bothering me.
18:36Oh, no.
18:37He recognizes me from that night.
18:39I couldn't help but notice.
18:41Oh, no.
18:42I need you to have your presentation for the new design launch ready by tomorrow.
18:43Tomorrow?
18:44I haven't even started my research yet.
18:45Are you quitting?
18:46Okay, Mr. Anderson.
18:49Mr. Anderson.
18:50I'll have it ready by tomorrow.
18:51Wait.
18:52Something's been bothering me.
18:56Oh, no.
19:00He recognizes me from that night.
19:02I couldn't help but notice.
19:06Your shoes.
19:09My shoes?
19:11Interesting design.
19:15Um, I'll have them replaced by tomorrow.
19:18Do you have plans after work?
19:21Wait.
19:22Is he asking me for a date?
19:38Mr. Anderson.
19:41Welcome.
19:42Can I help you find anything?
19:44I'm looking for a Valentine's Day gift.
19:47Of course.
19:48A gift for Mrs. Anderson.
19:52Please take a look at these.
19:54They're the newest design by our top designer.
19:56I think there's a misunderstanding.
19:59Just try them on.
20:00I just want to see them.
20:01Here.
20:03My goodness.
20:04They look gorgeous on you, ma'am.
20:06What do you think, Mr. Anderson?
20:07I'll take them.
20:08$8,000.
20:09$8,000.
20:10It's more than half a year's worth of rent.
20:11Those seem like they are more in my price range.
20:13$8,000.
20:14$8,000.
20:15It's more than half a year's worth of rent.
20:16Those seem like they are more in my price range.
20:20Never mind.
20:21I'll take those too.
20:22I'll take those too.
20:23Okay.
20:24Rich people these days.
20:25Very rich people these days.
20:26Yeah.
20:27What are you doing with this?
20:28Right?
20:29It's right.
20:30Totally bet.
20:31I'll take them.
20:32Are you having any money?
20:33You're having no money?
20:34You're having no money.
20:35What are you doing?
20:36I'm not doing these things.
20:38Why are you doing this?
20:39What are you doing?
20:40I'm not doing this.
20:41How are you doing this?
20:42I'm not doing these things.
20:44Do you love your money?
20:45I'm not asking for that.
20:46What are you doing?
20:47How are you doing this?
20:48You?"
20:49You're attempting to help.
20:51You're trying to help me.
20:52I know.
20:53I know.
20:54Well, if there's nothing else you need, Mr. Anderson, I'll see you tomorrow at work.
21:05Wait.
21:07These are for you.
21:15I can't accept these.
21:16Take them.
21:18You're going to be going on a lot of meetings with me.
21:20You need to represent the company.
21:24Thank you so much.
21:46They look great on you.
21:57Um, these aren't going to come out of my paycheck, are they?
22:00If you keep asking me questions like that, that's exactly what's going to happen.
22:07Cheryl!
22:09What a coincidence!
22:09I'm sorry, I didn't realize you were busy.
22:22Oh, no, I'm not.
22:24I guess I'm kind of working.
22:25This is my boss, Liam Anderson.
22:28Mr. Anderson, this is my best friend, Ben.
22:29Nice to meet you, sir.
22:31Likewise.
22:31Oh, that's a very firm handshake.
22:34Um, Cheryl, can I have a word with you?
22:37Yeah.
22:43I thought you were going to go to the concert with Jess tonight.
22:46Oh, um, she hasn't been responding to any of my calls.
22:50Don't worry.
22:50I'll give her a few more calls, I promise.
22:52You'll get to see her in a couple of days.
22:54What are you doing here?
22:55Uh, well, I just bought these and I was planning on dropping them off at your house, but since
23:02I ran into you here, there they are.
23:05Surprise.
23:07Ben, I love them.
23:08Oh, thank you.
23:12Oh, Mr. Anderson, you're still here.
23:15I expect to see your presentation tomorrow.
23:18Shit.
23:19Okay, I have to go, Ben.
23:21I hope you get a better boss than me.
23:22Oh, damn.
23:23Thank you for the gifts.
23:26Wait.
23:28I'll give you a ride.
23:30Bye, Ben.
23:38Yeah.
23:40All right.
23:41So, um, oh my god.
23:44Do you think that's a celebrity?
23:45She's wearing sunglasses at night.
23:47Why would a celebrity be here?
23:51Gosh, she looks just like the woman your boss would hate the most.
23:57Oh, she's coming this way.
24:01Oh, uh, sorry.
24:03The table has been taken.
24:08Jess?
24:09Jess?
24:09Long time no see, my friends.
24:16Wow.
24:17Jay, you look great.
24:19Oh, come on.
24:20Don't tell me you didn't recognize me.
24:22Are you kidding?
24:24I was blown away.
24:26Yeah, Jay, you've changed a lot.
24:29Yes, well, you could say I figured out how to, uh, live in the moment.
24:34Uh, so what kind of work have you been up to?
24:38I heard you were working on some million dollar deal.
24:41Oh, um, well, let's just say I found a really amazing investment opportunity.
24:48And, uh, they say I have great business sense.
24:53Are you sure they're legit?
24:55You should be careful.
24:56There's a lot of pig butchering scammers out there.
24:59Did you just call me a pig?
25:01No, no, no, no, that's not what I meant at all.
25:05Oh, I see.
25:09You're just jealous that I'm no longer stuck in your shadow.
25:14No, Cheryl is just worried about you.
25:16And you always take her side.
25:20Make me feel like I'm the third wheel.
25:23Um, why didn't you tell us you got a new boyfriend?
25:26Who told you I have a boyfriend?
25:27This is your account, isn't it?
25:36Okay, so what?
25:38I can't have a rich boyfriend buy me nice things?
25:40No, that's not what I'm saying.
25:42I mean, I'm just worried you're getting scams, okay?
25:45We're just looking out for you.
25:46Yeah, we're just worried about...
25:48I mean, can we maybe meet him?
25:50Oh, okay, I see what's going on here.
25:55You think because I'm just some poor waitress, I can't have a rich boyfriend and a proper job, huh?
25:59Is that it?
26:00No, that's not what we mean at all, okay?
26:02We've been friends for years, we're just looking out for you.
26:05Yeah, let's just sit down, talk it through.
26:08There's nothing to talk about, okay?
26:10Look, guys, here's all the money I owe you from the years, okay?
26:19Now we're even.
26:24Jess!
26:29Wait, where are you going?
26:31Let's go after her, okay?
26:33She's probably getting scammed.
26:35Okay.
26:40She unfollowed me on Instagram.
26:50Hey, hey, maybe she's just upset.
26:52Let's give her some time to cool off, okay?
26:55But abandoning us like that?
26:59That's betrayal.
27:01Did I do something wrong?
27:06Wait, I know this neighborhood.
27:10My boss lives around here.
27:13Oh, my God.
27:14Maybe she isn't lying.
27:15Get on it, Ben.
27:16On it.
27:21What was that?
27:34Shit, we lost her.
27:36Get back in the car.
27:37I'll have to call a tow truck.
27:39What's up?
27:49What the heck?
27:52Yeah, I've heard this is a popular make-out point.
27:56Wait, is that Cheryl?
27:58There's a problem with the product launch.
28:01I need to get Cheryl to my house to fix it now.
28:03At this hour?
28:04No more distractions.
28:24Liam, babe.
28:27Tonight, you'll be entirely mine.
28:49You're a homeless workaholic making me work overtime again.
28:53So, this is Mr. Anderson's type.
29:14Oh, my God.
29:14I am so sorry, Miss.
29:15I will leave right now.
29:16Where do you think you're going?
29:25Don't you have plans with your girlfriend?
29:27My only plans tonight are to figure out whether I hired an incompetent secretary and if I need
29:32to fix it.
29:33But your girlfriend...
29:35What are you talking about?
29:36Do you need me to redo my designs or...
29:43Do you need me to teach you how to do your job?
29:46Just redo it.
29:47As you wish.
29:49What?
29:49I mess up your plans for a romantic evening.
29:52What are you talking about?
29:54Don't play dumb with me.
29:55You're not leaving here until you finish it.
29:59Go.
30:00Go.
30:00Go.
30:00Go.
30:06Honestly, I had no idea you had such a wild side, Cheryl.
30:16Makes me wonder what you're like in private.
30:18Oh, no.
30:19He must know I'm the girl who slept with him that night.
30:25Uh, sometimes when I drink too much, I make bad decisions.
30:31Is that your excuse for sneaking around and making out?
30:34Huh?
30:35I'm sorry for the interruption, Mr. Anderson, but...
30:39Ms. Brown is sick.
30:46Wait right here.
30:53Ms. Brown is experiencing common stomach pain.
30:56I've prescribed some medication for her.
30:59She'll be fine.
31:05You should get some rest.
31:08Liam, wait!
31:11Could you stay with me tonight?
31:14Listen.
31:15The only reason I let you stay with me is because you said you had nowhere else to go.
31:19If that's not good enough, you can take the million dollar offer and leave.
31:25Mr. Anderson, Ms. Davis left.
31:28Cheryl, if I can't have him, then neither can you.
31:45Oh.
31:46My.
31:47My.
31:48God.
31:49Oh, this is stunning.
31:51Oh, it must have cost a fortune.
31:55Oh, I have to show everyone.
31:57Oh, my God.
31:58Not for Mr. Anderson.
32:01Oh.
32:03And, um, here's a little something from me.
32:08Carol.
32:11It's nothing.
32:12Oh, my gosh.
32:13She shouldn't have.
32:17Wow.
32:18This is, this is very thoughtful of you.
32:21Of course.
32:24Ma'am, ma'am, you are the future of Mrs. Anderson, okay?
32:29And if there is anything that I can do for you, just let me know.
32:35Well, you know, there's, there's this girl, Cheryl, that works at the company.
32:44What about her?
32:52She's been flirting with Liam a lot recently, and I don't know, I think, I think it's starting
32:58to become a problem, if you know what I mean.
33:00Oh, yeah.
33:00Don't worry, ma'am.
33:02I'll make sure that Cheryl knows her place.
33:24Take a look at these.
33:30My apologies, Mr. Anderson.
33:35I did not manage my team properly.
33:40Why are you still standing here?
33:43Redo it.
33:44Now.
33:45I think you're misunderstanding.
33:48Cheryl did a great job.
33:57Here you go.
34:00Okay.
34:05Listen up, everyone.
34:08This launch will directly affect our upcoming IPO.
34:13So, everything needs to be perfect.
34:17In a moment, I will be modeling and presenting our new design.
34:23Andy, are the shoes ready?
34:25All set, Carol.
34:26Good.
34:27Okay.
34:29So.
34:30Um.
34:32Hey, Carol, are you okay?
34:34I can't.
34:35You're having an allergic reaction.
34:37What did you eat this morning?
34:39Just the coffee.
34:40Cheryl brought me.
34:46Hazelnuts?
34:47Latte?
34:48Carol is allergic to hazelnuts.
34:50I just got what she ordered.
34:52I didn't know.
34:53Cheryl, I specifically asked you to get me a regular latte.
34:57You must have misheard me.
34:59Guys, what's going on?
35:01Our biggest shareholders are waiting.
35:03Mr. Anderson, there's been an accident.
35:06Cheryl gave Carol a hazelnut latte, and she's allergic.
35:10It's my fault, sir.
35:13I should have read the label before drinking.
35:17It's okay.
35:18Get some rest.
35:18We'll figure it out.
35:20Who are we going to find to replace Carol?
35:24It's time.
35:26Oh, okay.
35:27The Crystal Custom shoes are a size five.
35:30There's very few people that can fit into them.
35:33I'm a size five.
35:34I could try.
35:38Cheryl, are you sure?
35:40No, but I'll do my best.
35:46Good.
35:46Mia, get her in hair and makeup.
35:48Have her ready for the stage.
35:49Yes, sir.
36:10Sir, I feel much better now.
36:20I can go up and host.
36:22Let's give her some more time.
36:23Good afternoon, everyone.
36:40Cheryl.
36:40Are you sure?
36:43No, but I'll do my best.
36:48Good.
36:49Mia, get her in hair and makeup.
36:50Have her ready.
36:53Good afternoon, everyone.
37:06My name is Cheryl, and I'll be your host.
37:09Now let's begin.
37:10Today I will be sharing our newest shoe line, the Crystal Collection.
37:28Our team has been working really hard on it to create a great shoe for the modern-day women.
37:35We aim to use...
37:37That will allow you to do all of those things, and maybe run a few miles, too.
37:48Um, and thank you all for being here today.
38:02You did so well.
38:04You saved the day.
38:07You look stunning.
38:09You should dress like this more often.
38:11Maybe I will.
38:12I'd like to make a toast to Cheryl.
38:26You did an outstanding job today.
38:31On behalf of the company, I'm going to give you a new sports card.
38:34And a raise for everybody else.
38:38Yay!
38:46Oh, I'll take a raise.
38:49Yeah.
38:49This is actually pretty good.
38:51Pretty good.
38:51Bye-bye.
39:02Bye-bye.
39:19Bye-bye.
39:19Bye-bye.