I Give My Virginity To A Hockey Player – Full Movie
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00:00what just joking no but i think we do need to skip to the tactics portion of your secret sex manual
00:09you're a big date with him i don't know all that much to be honest
00:19come on you're the expert you tell me just wing it dora okay everybody just swings it
00:26what's wrong with you i've got a buddy who's gonna hack the bank for you right so come on pay up
00:33what am i gonna know who's dumbing all the money on me
00:37if you keep your promises all right okay fine what do you need to know apart from the whole
00:45well which underwear black or what the black ones are a little bit see-through see
00:56yeah i can see you you don't need to hand it to me and you're handing it to me oh shit i'm getting
01:01hard dude not in front of her fuck um yeah these feel too soft you might not want to take them off
01:08so the other ones
01:11up until this point my life has been sex negative kiss negative two actually i've never kissed anyone
01:22so could you show me
01:27all right
01:36you asked for it
01:38if i wanted to kiss you
01:44the first thing i do is get you close maybe offer you my jacket
01:52and i'd use that as an excuse to keep you close
01:57and i'd look into your eyes
02:01and tell your chin up
02:04baby don't you wait on me
02:07baby don't you baby don't you wait on me
02:13that way you'd be ready for my kiss
02:16baby don't you baby don't you wait on me
02:19baby don't you wait on me
02:25baby don't you wait on me
02:35baby don't you
02:52Why do you stop?
03:08Was it being rude?
03:11No.
03:11Did I do something wrong?
03:24Please, tell me.
03:26Because you love Leo, not me.
03:34You were cool.
03:36Hey, there's nothing else I can really tell you.
03:39That's like the launch pad right there.
03:41I feel like you're going to ghost me for being weird.
03:48Sorry.
03:50I know that it sounds needy, I just feel exposed.
03:57Me too.
03:58Sorry?
04:00You feel exposed because you're sensitive and you care.
04:04And everyone else is a player.
04:05They're the ones who are shit, not you.
04:08I'm sorry, door.
04:09I got stuff to do.
04:11Tell me, why him?
04:16Why, Leo?
04:19Really?
04:20I thought you were friends.
04:22Yeah, we're good on the ice together.
04:23He's only ever treated you like a gopher.
04:25I mean, growing up, we always just said we'd get married.
04:33His mom left him and his brothers.
04:35And I just kind of wanted to save him.
04:39So, I guess that kind of mixed in with crushing on him for ten years.
04:45So, you know him better than I do, right?
04:50And you're just going to hand him your V-card.
04:55You know how I imagined my future.
05:00Why?
05:01Did you listen to some good-looking bitchy girl like Mindy?
05:04Yeah, hot bitchy chicks.
05:06Hey, but at least I knew where I was heading with them.
05:09Okay, I wasn't crashing into some white fence fantasy with a complete dickhead.
05:13What?
05:15Hey, you don't get to judge me.
05:17Hey, Troy.
05:34Is this okay?
05:39I hear my forehead of his phone.
05:43He doesn't care what I look like.
05:45This is all for Leo.
05:46Seriously, who cares?
05:52She'll work it out.
05:53He'll bang her and burn her and she'll move on.
05:55Lesson learned.
06:00Fuck, I hate that she's giving herself to him.
06:02That narcissist will just hurt her.
06:04Your love just makes me jealous.
06:16How's your hand?
06:18I just heard a punch in the bag.
06:20It's all right, though.
06:21I'm good.
06:21Still on track to be the Wayne Gretzky of our generation.
06:24Have you seen me play?
06:24I have.
06:26You know, that's what I like about you.
06:30What did you think about that overtime shot last week?
06:32How was that?
06:33I think it was great.
06:35You know, honestly, I'm thinking about expanding my involvement with the team next year.
06:39Right.
06:39And next year is going to be even bigger for me.
06:41You know, I'm looking like a first draft pick already.
06:44Everybody's going to be like, Leo, Leo.
06:47Yeah, I'm really excited.
06:49Why did I upset Troy?
06:51He's been so nice.
06:53He's just asking me a question.
06:56You see, one guy who gets my jokes.
07:00I mean, they should make a wine after me.
07:02The Leo Constantine.
07:04Oh, Leo's still talking about himself.
07:08Everything's great.
07:11That's why we should fuck.
07:13What?
07:16Leo, there's something I should tell you about us.
07:24You were right.
07:25I know.
07:26So, your room or mine?
07:28No.
07:29We're better off as friends.
07:36No, we should fuck.
07:40Look, I actually think I have feelings for something.
07:43What else?
07:45Let me guess.
07:46Troy?
07:47I haven't really talked with the other person yet, so I can't really say.
07:51It's cool.
07:52I know it's Troy.
07:52I don't know if you remember, but as kids, we used to joke around about getting married.
08:06It just feels like there's something, you know, between you and I.
08:08Why did you just walk away with the hockey flag hitting me in the face?
08:14Did I?
08:27Yeah.
08:28I mean, maybe it's just because of the way we, you know, grew up.
08:32You're one of us.
08:32Like, we're the boys, you know.
08:34I don't know.
08:35Well, it just felt like that made something special between us, right?
08:45Oh, this isn't going to work.
08:48Tora.
08:49I'm the hottest guy on the team.
08:54You're really flattering.
08:55I am.
08:56You are the hottest.
08:57But...
08:58Maybe you'll find someone else.
09:02This is going to leave us for her.
09:03We need to leave the press.
09:30Where's your nerdy little bookworm shadow?
09:33Who?
09:34Billy.
09:35Borer.
09:37Dora the Borer.
09:39She's on a date.
09:42With Leo.
09:43No way.
09:48Actually, I don't care.
09:51We're not exclusive.
09:54How about you?
09:55Are you upset that she's with him?
09:57Are you jealous?
10:00She's free to make her own choices.
10:03Well, I'm sorry if she hurt you.
10:07I am.
10:12Remember what I said to you when we first met at that sophomore swim meet?
10:15Wow.
10:16Is that a bike seat in your speedo?
10:23Or are you just looking for a ride?
10:25You know, I could go for a ride now if you want.
10:35You know, for old time's sake.
10:37No, thanks.
10:41But I...
10:43Maybe he'll be worried to you.
10:45I don't know.
10:47Oh, my God.
11:00Okay.
11:09Oh, yeah, that's definitely a bruise.
11:39You're going in the penalty box.
11:55Not today, dickhead.
12:01You okay?
12:09Go, go, go, go, go!
12:16Keep going, I'm coming!
12:28Oh, my God.
12:31You okay?
12:33Yeah, that guy was trying to kill me.
12:34Why?
12:35Why?
12:39Are you okay?
12:43You're fine.
12:44Oh, you're hurt.
12:46Did he stab you?
12:48Take off your shirt.
12:49He must have got a cut from the guy's ring.
13:01Cut.
13:01First aid.
13:03It's under the table.
13:06Oh, it's...
13:08Yes.
13:08I'm so lucky you were there.
13:26Why?
13:27Were you there?
13:29I was just going to hit the bars.
13:32Why were you in the alley?
13:33Where's Leo?
13:33I called off my date.
13:38But I thought he was number one.
13:41Actually, I'm starting to think he's more like number twos.
13:44Yeah, he is for letting you walk home alone like that.
13:52You need to tell the cops that you were assaulted.
13:55I will.
13:58Yeah.
13:58Yeah.
13:58Yeah.
13:58Yeah.
13:58Yeah.
13:59Yeah.
13:59Yeah.
13:59Yeah.
13:59Yeah.
14:00Yeah.
14:00Yeah.
14:00Yeah.
14:01Yeah.
14:01Yeah.
14:01Yeah.
14:02Yeah.
14:03Yeah.
14:10Joy, I realized something important last night.
14:13What?
14:20Leo is not the one for me.
14:23Yeah.
14:24Finally.
14:25Who is the right person?
14:33It's stupid.
14:38I should have known you don't feel the same way.
14:41How do you know I don't?
14:44Because you didn't say anything.
14:47Because you said all those times that Leo is your future.
14:51You love him.
14:53If I love him,
14:55then why did I leave the restaurant?
15:03Are you sure?
15:11Yes.
15:16I went to the restaurant because I couldn't handle the idea of you and Leo being together.
15:22Then I saw you hold your hands.
15:28You went to the restaurant?
15:30Yeah.
15:32For the ribs.
15:33Are you sure?
16:02Are you sure?
16:02Yes.
16:06Yes.
16:06Are you sure?
16:08Are you sure?
16:10Yes.
17:10The best.
17:12Good morning.
17:31Morning.
17:33Is it good?
17:34Best I've ever slept.
17:37All right, so what do we do now?
17:40Do we, uh, pretend like this ever happened?
17:44Do we do it again?
17:46What do the experts say?
17:48The experts need breakfast.
17:54I'll go get changed.
17:57I'll meet you at the cafe at 9.30.
18:00Okay.
18:01I'll see you in a little bit.
18:11Oh, sure.
18:33We can do it again.
18:33On the way to practice?
18:42I can't believe last night really happened.
18:53I'm with the right person.
18:55Dora.
19:02Fiddy.
19:04Look.
19:05I know we're never going to be friends.
19:07But I also really don't like when people do shitty things.
19:11What are you talking about?
19:12I know you've been spending a lot of time with Troy.
19:16You may even have a little crush on him.
19:19Which is fine.
19:22But.
19:23But.
19:24Hayley overheard him hanging out at the gym talking about you.
19:31And I know you're not going to believe me.
19:33So I thought it'd be best if you heard it for yourself.
19:40In bed, these needy virgins will do anything.
19:43She's a bit fat, but, you know, fat brings the flavor, right?
19:47And Dora's, like, so grateful.
19:49Throw the dog a bone, eh?
19:54Can you leave me to cry in peace?
20:01Oh, someone should really be with you when you're so upset.
20:07Gee.
20:10And how do you find the time?
20:14Between laughing at how I look and then talking behind my back?
20:19Troy would never say that.
20:21Leo, right?
20:22What is it?
20:24AI?
20:26No.
20:27It's real.
20:29And you are the dumbest bitch on this campus if you don't take a warning from someone who is trying to help.
20:34You are the crappiest bully if you think I'm going to believe that.
20:39I'm going to tell you this now because I don't think you're going to figure it out yourself.
20:43But her name is not going to bring back whoever left you.
20:52Please, don't let that tape be real.
21:06He's not coming.
21:08That tape was real.
21:09Come here, you piece of shit.
21:24Yell all you want, Mr. Hayes.
21:28No one will ever find you.
21:31Who are you?
21:41What do you want?
21:42Shut up and listen.
21:45We're going to play carrot instead.
21:48The carrot is you're going to be a TV star.
21:52Take this bag off my head.
21:54Now, there's a bunch of money in your account.
21:56You took that money to throw the game.
22:01You're bookies?
22:03Is that all this is?
22:05You're going to say on camera that you made a big mistake.
22:11You have a gambling problem.
22:13But you're seeking help.
22:16Rehabbing God.
22:17Hoping for a healing miracle.
22:20I'll never do it.
22:25I'm glad you said that.
22:26Now here is the statement.
22:38No.
22:39You will say a few words on camera.
22:41I quit the team.
22:43And Dora gets the key.
22:45Great news.
22:46This is a KGB-issued spy gun.
23:02It fires one bullet.
23:06If you don't want said bullet in your girlfriend's skull,
23:11then do as I come at you.
23:12All right.
23:19I'll do it.
23:37Hey.
23:39It's me again.
23:39I just want to make sure you're okay.
23:43We're okay.
23:46Call me.
23:59If cream is always the answer.
24:03But you've abandoned me too.
24:06Bye.
24:08Back to the store.
24:09I cannot believe this.
24:15I know, right?
24:20What's going on?
24:22It's unreal.
24:25It's Troy.
24:27I've been busted match fixing.
24:28Coach, I'm really sorry.
24:31And to my teammates.
24:33And to the whole community.
24:34I screwed up.
24:35And I'm prepared to accept whatever's prepared.
24:37Hey.
24:37I've been calling in Kali.
24:50Hey.
24:57Where have you been?
24:58I have been calling in Kali.
25:00We should talk.
25:04Yes.
25:04Yes, we should.
25:05Someone is distributing fake AI confessions of you.
25:08Mindy just tried to fake me out with one too.
25:11I think it's the same people behind the bank.
25:12It's not AI.
25:15Okay.
25:15It's real.
25:16It's me.
25:17It's me.
25:17It was all me.
25:23You took a bribe?
25:26Yeah.
25:30I don't think.
25:31Why would you say that?
25:35Wait, why would you have me look into it for you?
25:37I was setting up an alibi.
25:41Okay.
25:41But I got caught.
25:43By who?
25:45The authorities.
25:47Who exactly?
25:50Look.
25:51This doesn't involve you.
25:52Okay.
25:53Just back off.
25:54Oh.
25:55Oh, no.
25:56Something else is going on here.
25:57For fuck's sake, Tor.
25:59Don't you get it?
26:01I was using you.
26:02Thank you for making it so easy for me.
26:05Especially last night.
26:13You don't mean that.
26:15Just tell me which authorities.
26:16I will talk to them.
26:18It doesn't matter.
26:20Okay.
26:21It's too late.
26:22Troy, please.
26:23For fuck's sake.
26:25What don't you understand?
26:27You're just a dorky.
26:28Plain Jane Little Nerd.
26:30I'm the captain of the hockey team.
26:32And you're a little ex-virgin.
26:33You're always dumping your feelings on me.
26:37It's not worth the hassle.
26:46I'm sorry, Dora.
26:47But it's the only way to keep you safe.
26:49I should have known.
26:56Of course, someone like Troy wouldn't want to be with me.
26:59I don't believe all of those moments for the movie.
27:13I don't believe all of those moments for the movie.
27:15He's a hockey player, not an actor.
27:31Something else is for him.
27:34Something made a push-up fight.
27:36I don't believe all of those moments for the movie.
27:58Oh no.
27:58My God, it's a camera.
28:17Hey, what program did you use to fake Troy's voice?
28:21Tell me.
28:22Holy Lord.
28:24Screw you.
28:26Just send me a link.
28:28No.
28:29It was real.
28:31I'll punch you again.
28:47I just need one minute in his room to put my plan into motion.
28:55Who is it?
28:55Hey, it's Dora.
28:58Sorry, I thought you'd be at hockey.
29:04Got kicked off the team, remember?
29:06Of course he did.
29:07You idiot.
29:08I'm just looking for my hair clips.
29:15They're not here.
29:18You shouldn't be here, Dora.
29:20I don't want you here.
29:22It's all right.
29:23I made a pact with myself.
29:25If my hair clips aren't in there, I'll just...
29:26I'll just go.
29:27They're not here.
29:32They're not here.
29:34Okay.
29:35Okay.
29:35Okay.
29:44You're right.
29:46I'll just go.
29:46Wait, Troy, before you go
30:16I have information about
30:17The money in your bank account
30:19You found out we put it there?
30:27Yeah, yeah, my friend, she has a name
30:29So we can take this evidence to the cops?
30:32Yes
30:33Meet me in the library at one
30:35I'll have all the information
30:46Why can't you take Di for an answer, Dora?
30:54You're ruining everything
30:55Oh, I didn't see you there
31:06I thought you were a book
31:07It's probably because you can't read
31:09Yes, she can
31:11Mindy, I really don't have time for this
31:16Because you're too busy being alone
31:18Yeah
31:19You are exhausting
31:24All right, just do me a favor
31:27Get some real friends
31:28Get some therapy, please
31:29Before you end up being the one
31:31Of course, all left to go
31:33Juno, hi
31:40You're just in time to watch me destroy war
31:43Get lost
31:47Dora
31:48We need to talk
31:50What?
31:54Apologize to me
31:55No
31:56Get lost
32:06Leo, right now is really not a good time
32:18Okay, I'm expecting someone
32:20I know
32:21I talked to Troy about the situation
32:24He's talking with the coach right now, okay?
32:27He sent me here to talk with you
32:28He'll transfer the money into his account
32:31Troy wouldn't tell you that
32:33It was you
32:39You were the one that hit the camera
32:41You were the one who set up Troy
32:42Keep your voice down
32:43Set up Troy
32:47Keep your voice down
32:48Why would you do that?
32:51He's your friend
32:52If the team needs him
32:54They're going to lose without him
32:55That's the point
32:56I owe a lot of money
32:58To some seriously dangerous people
33:01That's how I want you to pay it off
33:04Am I losing?
33:09Duh
33:09The bets are in
33:11There's no way they're going to win now
33:13Unless you screwed up
33:15What about Troy's future?
33:18Right, he'll never go pro
33:19This could follow him around for the rest of his life
33:22That's the free market, baby
33:24Now I'm free
33:25So, I'm going to the cost
33:28I'd love going anywhere more on
33:32Would I hurt me?
33:37Of course not
33:38Big Mike?
33:40I'm surprised you even got out of the alley
33:42You organized that?
33:46Well
33:46Big Mike contributed to the idea
33:48And he is a hitman
33:49Hitmen hit people
33:51You're a monster
33:53Me?
33:55He's the hitman
33:56Watch that stupid nerdy nose
33:58In my business in the first place
34:00You're in public space, you idiot
34:02If you don't come with me right now
34:07Be quiet
34:08I'll make sure Big Mike finishes with a start on Troy
34:11It's just people
34:12Okay
34:14Okay
34:14Come
34:16Let's go
34:18I know it wasn't you
34:33I found a way to reveal who set you up
34:36I'm meeting them in the library
34:38No one
34:38Pick up Dora
34:49Pick up Dora
34:49Pick up Dora
34:53Pick up Dora
34:58She would never leave this
34:59Have you guys seen Dora?
35:05Who?
35:05Come on
35:08Stop acting like an insecure bitch for two seconds
35:10She's in danger
35:11Promise?
35:15Relax
35:16I saw her leave with Leo like 20 minutes ago
35:18Leo
35:19I was here with Dora
35:21You gotta kick her to the curb, bro
35:28Thanks, guys
35:30I appreciate you
35:31I'll pay you back in a second
35:32Holy shit
35:40It's been Leo this whole time
35:43Come on, Mike
35:50Pick up
35:51Leo, this is crazy
35:54We've known each other forever
35:56We can fix this
35:57We're way too deep
35:59Pick up it, Mike
36:01He burned you
36:04Bullshit
36:06Okay, the hockey game's coming up
36:09People
36:11If you don't show up
36:12People are
36:12They're gonna start asking serious questions
36:14Here's a free lesson for you
36:16And all you dopey fucking girls out there
36:19Talking more does not fucking help
36:21Or why'd you even help Troy?
36:24Want to get laid or something?
36:27Made a deal
36:28For what?
36:32Just gonna help me get your attention
36:33That I was gonna trace somebody
36:35Well
36:37You got my attention now
36:40Yeah
36:44I see why Big Mike likes this
36:47It's actually a turn-on
36:52To feel someone fully under your power
36:55Do you remember what you told me?
37:00About losing your virginity?
37:04I know I'm a day late, but
37:05Still got a few minutes
37:07You little bitch
37:19I hope it hurts
37:23A little spicy
37:25Sorry, I like it
37:28I would rather die than let you touch me
37:31We can do both
37:33I'm sure Big Mike wants a slice too
37:35You up for that?
37:36I never look up to you
37:38You are not
37:40Kind, brave, or courageous
37:42Not even a good hockey player
37:46I mean, Troy sets up half your shots
37:48Bullshit
37:53I mean, if Troy was playing the scouts
37:54They wouldn't even take a second
37:55Look at you
37:56Shut the fuck up
37:57You don't even know
37:57What you're talking about
37:58No, it's true
37:59Your entire team knows
38:01That Troy carries you
38:02I do know
38:03How much they're gonna hate you
38:05When they found out
38:05They were betrayed you
38:06I bet
38:07I said shut up
38:08Come on
38:09Do it
38:10Now you're gonna be
38:10A woman-hitting coward too
38:12Shut up
38:13What the fuck did you do to her?
38:36I know that she didn't deserve
38:37If Big Mike gets here
38:40He'll take care of both of you too
38:41No, Leo, he's not coming
38:43If you hurt us, that is on you
38:46It's okay
38:50Stay there
38:53Get back with her
38:54Why, Dickhead?
38:56What's your plan?
38:58Tie both you up
38:59And I'm gonna lock the door
39:01And do what?
39:04Go play?
39:06And I'm gonna light a little fire
39:07And then I'll go play
39:09See, you're not so stupid now, huh?
39:14Keep it up, Leo
39:14I already called the cops
39:16Yeah, prove it
39:18Let me see
39:19Oh, I'm gonna gut you, man
39:23I'm gonna get ya
39:25Hey, I'm gonna cut you
39:26Boy, no
39:27I don't care, bro
39:29He's knocking an iron sheet
39:31It's the police
39:36Did he hurt you?
40:01I'm fine
40:02You have to hurry
40:03No, it's fine
40:06He's out
40:07We need to call the cops right now
40:08We can still make it to the hockey game
40:10It's too late
40:12I'm finished
40:14No one's gonna believe anything I say now
40:16Let's go
40:33Coach
40:33What are you doing?
40:37Get out
40:38Get off the premises
40:39Just give me two minutes to explain
40:41You know how much damage you've done?
40:43Listen
40:44Troy had nothing to do with the match fixing
40:45It was Leo
40:47Right?
40:47He did it to pay off his debts
40:49What?
40:51He's a gambler
40:52Okay
40:53Getting me off the team
40:54Squared it away with the people he owes money to
40:55Where is he?
40:57I've been calling for two hours
40:58He's with the police
41:00Alright, I have the number
41:01If you want to check with him
41:02Do you have to let Troy play?
41:05I don't have time for these fairy tales
41:07I want you off the premises
41:08So security's gonna kick you out
41:10Come on
41:13Let's go
41:14It's over
41:14Off your respect, coach
41:18You are an idiot
41:20Dora
41:20No, no, no
41:22He needs to hear this
41:23Do you know how badly you're gonna get trolled
41:25When they find out that you lost the biggest game of the season
41:27Because you wouldn't let your best player play?
41:38Let's go
41:39Whatever bitchy thing you were about to say
42:06Save it
42:07I am way too happy to waste any time on you
42:10The girls are here to witness me not saying this
42:15But
42:16You did good
42:18Troy played and
42:20We won
42:21Because of you
42:25Big enough to accept that?
42:31Also big enough to know that you will always be a girl-bullying bitch
42:39I am
42:43But
42:45Now it's time for you to thank me
42:46For what?
42:48For letting people see you with me when I bully you
42:51It's a special relationship
42:53We're not friends
42:55Just try stopping me
42:58Thank you
43:08Looking everywhere for you
43:10Is there a reason you're still not dressed?
43:20I'm just gonna wait any longer to see you
43:22You were amazing out there
43:24The
43:25The scouts they couldn't keep their eyes off of you
43:28It's crazy
43:29Three of them want me to go see them
43:30And they think Leo's crazy shit is just a fantastic story for the media
43:34I love your dreams like I'll be true
43:38I hope
43:41I'm sure you want to go get pizza with the boys to celebrate
43:51Not pizza
43:56It also
43:59I think it's getting better and better
44:19Because it's you
44:26I love you like crazy
44:31And you love me
44:34Right?
44:38Yes
44:39Adore the adorable
44:42I love you like crazy
44:45You've saved me
44:55You've saved me first
44:57I'm really glad you were the one I lost my virginity to
45:01I'm gonna argue with that
45:05You're a really good tutor, you know
45:10I'm glad you think so
45:12Because
45:13I have another lesson for you
45:16And I think you're really
45:17Kind of like this
45:18I'm glad you're really good
45:19I'm glad you're good
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