I Give My Virginity To A Hockey Player - Full HD Movie
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00:00I'm Dora Miller, the ice hockey team's assistant that no one cares about.
00:17I love this job, mostly because it keeps me close to Leo, my crush since childhood.
00:30Wait, did Leo really stop to help me?
00:50Always believe that one day Leo would see me more than an assistant.
00:58You just got popped, Dora.
01:06But back then, I had no idea how dangerous dreams could be, and how badly people could get hurt.
01:13It all started when I got an early birthday present from my parents.
01:17Happy birthday to my dearest daughter. We love you so much.
01:30I totally forgot I was only one month away from turning 18.
01:34Get with Leo. Lose my big card.
01:49You followed Leo to college for nothing.
01:54Idiot.
01:55You need to die a virgin.
01:58No.
01:59If you want it, you're gonna have to make it happen.
02:04Dora Miller, just tell Leo how you feel.
02:08Stop being such a pussy and go for it.
02:27Dora.
02:28Can it wait?
02:29I'm just a little busy.
02:30Leo, I have been in love with you for years.
02:31I think we would make a great team.
02:32I've been saving myself for you, and I want you to be the one to take my virginity next month for my 18th birthday.
02:45Oh my god, what did she just say?
02:56She's a virgin. L-M-A-O.
03:03How sweet. Pleading little virgin.
03:08Don't let me stop you, Dora.
03:10What else do you have to say to Leo?
03:20Pretty.
03:21Hey.
03:22Didn't realize you were on the toilet.
03:25It's funny.
03:26Something in the toilet made me think of you, and then I heard your needy voice.
03:31I can't believe you're still a virgin.
03:36Wait.
03:37I totally can.
03:41But I do love what you've done with your hair.
03:48Don't cut my mustache.
03:52I'll just...
03:53I'll leave you guys.
03:55Go.
03:56And this...
03:59It's interesting.
04:00Women have a choice for her.
04:06They can be appealing.
04:08Or they can be you.
04:13I'd like this car together.
04:15Mm.
04:16So would my great-great-great-grandmother.
04:19Leo's hot.
04:20You're not.
04:21Leo's rich.
04:22Poor.
04:23We're in.
04:24You're out.
04:25Repeat that to yourself when you go and cry into your greasy pillow.
04:32They're your place, nerd.
04:33In the library.
04:34Picking your nose with the other night boots.
04:35Now, if you could just, uh, finish up with some tears from my followers.
04:49What the hell?
04:50I'm not expecting money from anyone.
04:51Especially this much.
04:52What the hell?
04:53I'm not expecting money from anyone.
04:54Especially this much.
04:55What the hell?
04:56I'm not expecting money from anyone.
04:57Especially this much.
05:11What the hell?
05:12I'm not expecting money from anyone.
05:14Especially this much.
05:25Oh, come on, it's not that bad.
05:50I just told Leo that I was in love with him, but Mindy was there.
05:54So now the whole school's gonna know that I'm a virgin.
05:57Are you in there trying to slip on something I'm in the shower?
06:01Come on, I know you're in there, virgin.
06:04I can smell library dust and eyeglass cleaner.
06:20Oh.
06:21Troy.
06:22No virgins here.
06:24You already knew that, right?
06:27Right.
06:28Goodbye, ex-boyfriend.
06:30Oh.
06:31Not so fast.
06:32Worthy ignorer.
06:33I saved you.
06:34I know.
06:35Big time.
06:36No way.
06:37Guys like you only want one thing.
06:38Such a mess.
06:39Help pass you a map.
06:40Listen.
06:41I've got a really weird text situation and I know you're good with that kind of stuff.
06:44But it's gotta be kept real secret.
06:45If you got a virus from a porn site, that's your own problem.
06:50No, no.
06:51Some stranger's putting money into my account and I'm worried they're setting me up to make
06:53it look like I'm throwing games.
06:55Match fixing?
06:56That also sounds super dodgy.
06:57I'm not touching it.
06:58Wait.
06:59Oh.
07:00Wait.
07:01happy. Listen, I've got a really weird tech situation, and I know you're good with that
07:07kind of stuff, but it's got to be kept real secret. If you got a virus from a porn site,
07:11that's your own problem. No, no. Some stranger's putting money into my account, and I'm worried
07:17they're setting me up to make it look like I'm throwing games. Match fixing? That also
07:23sounds super dodgy. I'm not touching it. Wait. What if we did a deal?
07:31You help me, and I help you get Leo. Boom. Swinging for fifth base in no time. It's a sexual
07:41reference for you. You want to have sex with Leo. It's not just sex. I love Leo. I've been
07:53waiting for him. So do we have a deal? Okay, but I need to clear something up. Fifth base,
08:01I thought it was fourth. You got some work to do. You think I'm a joke? It's called
08:09teasing door. Do you want Leo? Okay, so you teach me how to flirt and, you know, do things.
08:21You want me to teach you how to kiss? I just want to know what they all expect. I'm super familiar
08:43with this stuff. All right. Maybe we should tackle it in order. List it for me. Flirting fashion
08:55technique. Okay, so you spent some time thinking about this. All right. Flirting skills first and then
09:02boom. Get the base. Sounds good. Just, uh, don't forget about fashion. And we need a deadline.
09:09How about the funners and ants for the hockey team? You can make a big move there. It's only two
09:14weeks away. Calm down. You're not that hopeless. We can meet up tomorrow morning to discuss tactics.
09:20Okay. Sounds good. My whole life is going to change. Go team. Go team. Good.
09:40Dora, just the person I wanted to see. Oh shit. I wanted to say that I'm sorry about yesterday.
09:47You did? Yeah. I was just feeling really insecure because I really like Leo. I shouldn't have
09:59reacted that way. Yeah. It's okay. Thanks. Did you hear about the cake party that's happening
10:07tonight? You should totally come. All of us lost our V cards at the cake parties, didn't we
10:14girls? Totally.
10:17Totally.
10:17What the hell, Dora? Do you even live here? It's so freaking neat. I like things organized.
10:42What are you doing? Checking to see if your underwear is color-coded. You probably have
10:51a mass solution of the week on it. My underwear is none of your business.
10:58I mean, it kind of is. If you want my help, my new Leo.
11:08Can we please stop talking about my underwear?
11:11What are you doing? You have such incredible eyes, Dora. I never noticed how beautiful they are
11:40in front of me. They're just eyes. I have two of them, like everyone else.
11:54Come on, Dora. I was flirting with you.
11:56Why couldn't I see what you were doing? Just be open to signals. Don't be Dora. Ignore it.
12:10Can I bore you? Can I bore you? Why would you care?
12:24Because you have such beautiful eyes.
12:27You're flirting again?
12:36Yeah. You're supposed to say something flirty back.
12:40Something flirty back.
12:45I know. I will practice on Leo at the party tonight. What do you think?
12:50Yeah. Why not?
12:53But just remember, you still got your training wheels on.
12:56Don't expect miracles.
12:58We'll need to have another flirting lesson.
13:13Alright, man.
13:15I'll grab us a drink.
13:16Just leave.
13:17Try to be cool.
13:21Dude, when am I not cool?
13:27Oh my god, there's Leo.
13:30You're worth a million of him, but you have no idea.
13:34Yeah. Good luck.
13:39There she goes.
13:41There she goes.
13:44Hey.
13:44Hey.
13:51Hey.
13:53I thought you were staring at me from over there.
13:56Was I?
14:00I'm sorry if I was weird yesterday.
14:03You don't gotta say it.
14:05Minnie's a bitch.
14:06And you're awesome.
14:08I am?
14:09I am.
14:10There you go.
14:21Hey.
14:21Hey.
14:21Hey.
14:21I don't need to interrupt.
14:26School?
14:26School?
14:26Cool.
14:27Yeah.
14:27I'm sorry if I was being weird yesterday.
14:35You don't gotta say it.
14:36It's cool.
14:38Okay.
14:42Yes, she does.
14:44Doesn't she, Bruce?
14:45Whatever it is.
14:50And I think it is her vagina.
14:53It's like a vagina.
14:55And we try her.
14:56We call it Adora.
15:02What the hell do you think you're doing?
15:04I'm doing nothing.
15:11She needs you.
15:12Because you're nothing.
15:16Oh.
15:17I thought you were talking about how much lube you need.
15:20She buys it in venti-sized tubes.
15:23How cute.
15:24But with how many guys you're seeing, it's probably up to Trenton, right?
15:27It's the lightest one.
15:35Don't you dare laugh.
15:37What's about me all of a sudden?
15:47What do you see in her?
15:50Adora the borer?
15:52What does her bony body make your boner look bigger?
15:57She's great.
16:01It's as simple as that, baby.
16:05Do you know what it'll do for my reputation
16:07if your first girlfriend after me
16:09is some pathetic little needy virgin?
16:13Why does door being a virgin bother you so much?
16:17I think it's kind of sweet.
16:18This is just a start, you sexless ironing board.
16:31Get ready for the plan I have.
16:33Specifically for you.
16:35In five minutes.
16:35Come on, I'll tell you something about it.
16:58Wait here.
16:59I'll grab you some drinks and some snacks.
17:01Leo, I have been in love with you for years.
17:12I think we'd make a great team.
17:14I've been saving myself for you,
17:16and I want you to be the one to take my virginity
17:18before my 18th birthday next month.
17:23Ouch, that's a real chicken-related one.
17:25Could you beat Penny or just Penny?
17:31I don't know.
17:32Penny, Laura?
17:35Ready?
17:36Okay.
17:37Take my virginity.
17:38Take my virginity.
17:40Take my virginity.
17:43Take my virginity.
17:43Please let me go.
18:09Please let me go.
18:13Hey, where are you?
18:36Hopefully, it doesn't see me like this.
18:49Oh, honey, you want to go?
18:52Please.
18:54You can go.
18:56We just want to hear you say it.
18:58One more time.
19:00Say, take my virginity.
19:02Say, yeah.
19:06Say it, say it, say it, say it, say it.
19:14That's enough.
19:19That's enough.
19:20That's enough.
19:20And you wonder why guys keep leaving you.
19:34I don't care what anyone says.
19:36When someone starts shit with me,
19:39I always finish it.
19:40You're wrong.
19:48I'll finish it.
19:51I'll get you, Tisha.
20:04I'll get you, Tisha.
20:09I'll get you, Tisha.
20:21Sorry.
20:23I'm usually a crier.
20:26You can't let me get to you.
20:29Okay?
20:29You need to fight back.
20:31Like with a shark.
20:32You just need to punch her in the nose.
20:33Why do you care if she bullies me?
20:42You remind me of my little sister.
20:46She's a pitiful virgin loser, too.
20:51I mean, she's eight.
20:52I really hope so.
20:55Everybody, do you have an eight-year-old?
20:58Oh, Ted.
20:59Stop crying.
21:05It's all going to be okay.
21:07Yeah.
21:10It's easy for you to say.
21:12Captain of the hockey team.
21:15Everyone loves you.
21:19I'm just...
21:21Dora.
21:26I don't think you're pretty great.
21:29And that should count for something,
21:34since I'm apparently so amazing.
21:42I thought you just said that at the party
21:44to mess with Mindy.
21:50I said...
21:51Because I meant to.
21:54I'm lying to you.
21:58Because I meant to.
22:06The worst part is...
22:08I didn't even get a chance to talk to Leo.
22:14You know there's a chance that Leo might not be into you,
22:17no matter what you do.
22:19I just have to change the way that he sees me.
22:22I just need you to give me a clear shot at the goal.
22:25I don't know.
22:31Okay.
22:32We'll make it out that that's what you really want.
22:40Let's do another flirty lesson.
22:43Now?
22:43It's not like we have another party to get to.
22:55Great team.
22:58Let's pretend like we're on a date.
23:01Okay?
23:01She'll be some partner's line.
23:06Okay.
23:06Okay.
23:07So...
23:08Flirty.
23:10You want to make...
23:12Lots of eye contact.
23:15And if you can...
23:18Touch that.
23:20Go on.
23:22I thought it was right.
23:27Everything that I...
23:29Had inside my mind.
23:33Yet it felt so good.
23:36Walking next to you.
23:38Said you liked me too.
23:40Sometimes I...
23:43Once or while...
23:46This is fake, but it feels real.
23:52And you should...
23:53Laugh at Nato's jokes.
23:55If he makes any.
23:57Which you probably won't.
23:59And then you should...
24:00Find something special about him.
24:02To compliment him.
24:04If you're looking for him.
24:05You're a really good teacher.
24:18I like.
24:20You smell so good.
24:24What does that?
24:25You're supposed to be able to get close.
24:35Oh my god.
24:41This shit actually works.
24:43What?
24:43What?
24:49Congratulations.
24:51You just passed Flirting 101.
24:53You're better at this than you thought.
24:55I know.
24:56Wait, who knew I had it in me?
24:59Just curious.
25:01Why did you say that stuff about me?
25:03Well...
25:04You told me to find something special.
25:07About the person I was floating in.
25:10And you went with,
25:11I smell nice.
25:14What's wrong with that?
25:16How do you want to smell?
25:18A pair of sweaty old socks.
25:21Hockey players are tough, okay?
25:22We don't smell nice.
25:25Hey.
25:28Relax.
25:29You are still a beast on the race.
25:31I will let your secret get out.
25:38Nobody gives me shit the way you do.
25:41I like it.
25:43Thanks.
25:46Did you happen to make a list of everyone who has access to your bank account?
25:49Yes.
25:50Okay.
25:50It's right there somewhere.
25:52Tora's helping Troy track the money?
26:15If she works out, I sent it.
26:17They'll know I'm setting up Troy to look like a match fixer.
26:20She's gonna fuck everything up.
26:21I've got to do something to keep him away from Dora.
26:35What's up with you and Dora?
26:39What's it to you?
26:41She's an old friend.
26:42Just making sure you don't take advantage of her.
26:44Yeah?
26:46Well, sounds like you're a little bit jealous to me.
26:48Dora.
26:51Harley.
26:52She's like her team mascot.
26:55Perfect.
26:56Then I guess you shouldn't have a problem with me dating her.
26:59I wonder if Troy will like this.
27:13I don't care what Troy thinks.
27:14This is about Leo.
27:15Stupid.
27:16Stupid.
27:16Going somewhere, Geekko?
27:31I've got a date with Troy.
27:32Is that seriously what you're wearing on a date with the captain of the ice hockey team?
27:46Where are you going?
27:47The library?
27:52I obviously did something to offend you.
27:54Everything about you offends me, Geek.
27:56The way you creep around campus sucking up to all the hot guys by becoming their pathetic little slave.
28:05I mean, do you have any self-respect?
28:10Can I go?
28:12Well, not until I help you out a little.
28:14I mean, if you're trying to get laid, you're going about it all wrong.
28:19And these have definitely got to go.
28:21And the spiggen?
28:29So gross.
28:31Stop!
28:33And you got to bait the hook for something.
28:47You got to fight back.
28:48Like with a shark.
28:49You got to punch her in the nose.
28:51Sorry, I'm late.
29:15Yeah, you should be.
29:16It's not really good for my reputation to be simply waiting for a girl.
29:20I know.
29:22Also, I looked it up on ChatGPT last night and said fifth base is innovative sexual intimacy.
29:33It's the butt.
29:36But, like, one tear.
29:40Two tears.
29:41I'm going to take on see if I can't.
29:47I'm going to stick to the boys then.
29:58I'm going to bring you little bitch up.
30:00That's her.
30:01Not for us.
30:01Do you want to stop?
30:02Do you want to call me your girl, you're under arrest?
30:06for aggravating assault.
30:13Whoa, whoa, hang on a second.
30:15Can we just talk about this?
30:16This young lady reported an assault,
30:18and it needs to be investigated.
30:20She's the one who assaulted me.
30:22They opened my shirt and took pictures.
30:28I've seen you at the rink yet?
30:30Yeah, I don't miss a game.
30:31You guys are crushing it this year.
30:32Let's go, thanks.
30:33Yeah, but you see Dora here,
30:34she's the team's assistant.
30:36She's one of the main reasons
30:37we look as good as we do on the ice.
30:38Yeah?
30:40No.
30:41This is bullshit.
30:42This is not happening.
30:44Oh, really?
30:46Why don't you hand over your phone
30:47and we'll see if you have pictures
30:48of Dora in her underwear?
30:54That's what I thought.
30:56Sorry for this misunderstanding.
31:02Nice to meet you.
31:03Nice to meet you, too.
31:04See you in the next game?
31:05You will, go team.
31:14Lay hands on Dora again,
31:16and you'll be dealing with me.
31:17Got it?
31:31I can't believe you're recognizing him from the rink.
31:34No, I've never seen him before in my life.
31:37That was bullshit?
31:38It worked, didn't it?
31:41Unbelievable.
31:41You know, what's unbelievable
31:43is you punching Mindy in the face?
31:46I mean, you weren't supposed to take my advice literally.
31:48I don't know what happened, okay?
31:50Just one moment, she was monstering me,
31:52and then the next, my fist was just in her face.
31:56Yeah, I wish I would have been there, slugger.
31:58What is love anymore?
31:59Here you are.
31:59What is love anymore?
32:00What is love anymore?
32:02Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh.
32:04Oh, no, one, two, three, eight.
32:05You're calling the cops.
32:23Or you can stay with me tonight.
32:33I'll change my sheets.
32:34You're sleeping in my bed tonight.
32:38I'll take the phone.
32:46I had no idea Troy was such a good person.
32:50He feels so good.
32:51Oh no!
32:52Am I hot for Troy?
33:02Do you have something I could change into?
33:04Yeah, of course.
33:10Thanks.
33:11I'm so sorry I did not realize.
33:28Relax, Dora.
33:30You've seen worse than the locker rooms after a freaking day.
33:33Yeah, but that's...
33:34That's different.
33:37You can look now.
33:39You're still shirtless.
33:41That's how I sleep.
33:43But if you think you won't be able to control yourself...
33:46Try mom.
33:55I'mma...
33:57I'mma...
33:57Baby.
34:03I'mma...
34:04I'mma...
34:06I can't share the bed if you want.
34:36I trust you.
34:38A lot of people say you shouldn't.
34:41Yes, I do.
34:43You're a gentleman.
34:45You're gonna ruin my reputation if you go around saying stuff like that.
34:53We can put a pillow in between us.
34:57We might need a thicker jaw.
35:27What happened to the pillow?
35:33Someone threw it on the floor.
35:35And it wasn't me.
35:37How would I do that?
35:39I don't know.
35:41Maybe you just wanted me to do this.
35:57Cause when all of my days just trying to find your way.
36:07Whoa.
36:08Whoa.
36:09Whoa, whoa, whoa.
36:11You know, Leah's the one I want.
36:14You're the one.
36:15You know, Leah's the one I want.
36:18You're the one who said you wanted help with fifth base.
36:22I guess you're not ready for those lessons yet.
36:25Yeah.
36:26Sorry for freaking out.
36:28I just think maybe we should concentrate on, you know, fashion.
36:34Since the, the dance is tomorrow night.
36:37Yeah, I actually need to call my cousin about that.
36:40Yeah.
36:41Since you're better at taking off dresses and putting them on.
36:47Okay.
36:48Um, I have an American history exam I gotta get to.
36:51So, I'm gonna.
36:58Hey, what's up?
37:00What's up, dude?
37:02What's up?
37:03What's up?
37:04Your door pushed Mindy.
37:06It's an hinge, man.
37:07Trust me, dude.
37:10Mindy deserved it.
37:12You gotta kick her to the curb, bro.
37:14Why are you so down on Dora?
37:19Isn't she your friend?
37:21Of course she is, but we have the most important game of the year coming up.
37:25And you need to be more focused.
37:28I'm focused.
37:29Okay, don't worry about me.
37:30It doesn't look it.
37:31When you should be worrying about impressing all the pro scouts coming,
37:35You're running around with Dora all the time?
37:42Leo!
37:44Leo!
37:45Hey!
37:48I'm gonna wash this.
37:49Get it back to you.
37:53Many trash doors rim, so she stayed here last night.
37:57Wow!
38:00Are you that desperate to get laid?
38:02Oh, Jesus!
38:15Stop it! Stop!
38:18Troyes is a friend.
38:23It's nice to know what you really think of me.
38:24I was just looking out for you.
38:27Troy's the biggest player on campus.
38:29You're a virgin.
38:30I just didn't want you to get hurt.
38:33Thanks, man.
38:38There's nothing happening between us.
38:41Don't say that more, dude.
38:43Thanks, buddy.
38:45Great chat.
38:47Go, team.
38:56Excuse me.
39:01The boss wants an update.
39:07Hey, Big Mike.
39:09How's it hanging?
39:12Right.
39:14Nothing.
39:15So, everything's set to where we lose the big match,
39:18except Troy's trying to figure where the money comes from.
39:25Then you better make sure that the stuff happens.
39:30Hey, just about to call you.
39:39So, I tracked the money to an offshore account,
39:41and then I traced it to a local bank.
39:43You got the name yet?
39:44Not yet.
39:46But I will.
39:46How'd your exam go?
39:50Aced it, as usual.
39:53There you go.
39:55That's good.
39:56Now you can focus on this.
40:02Renato and Lydia, my cousins,
40:05they're going to do that whole fairy godmother thing with you.
40:07I don't do makeover montages, so I'm out of here,
40:30but the car will pick you up at 6.
40:33Be ready.
40:35You got me a car?
40:37I gotta make an entrance.
40:41Fun.
40:42Bye.
40:47This is my favorite part.
40:50Oh, no.
40:52Burn.
40:54Trash.
40:55Honey, is this from middle school?
40:57I think that's it.
40:59We're not going to do that again.
41:00The 2014 Gap sweater.
41:03Going.
41:09Cinderella's ready for the ball.
41:12I did it again.
41:13We did it.
41:14Oh, we.
41:15We.
41:15We.
41:15We.
41:16We.
41:17We.
41:17We.
41:18We.
41:18We.
41:19We.
41:20We.
41:20We.
41:22What if everyone laughs at me?
41:29What if this was all a terrible mistake?
41:33Maybe I'd be better off dying a virgin.
41:40Damn.
41:41Who's that hot body?
41:43I want to push your limits with you right now.
41:49Oh, my God.
41:50Is that virgin Dora?
42:07I got this for you.
42:11Hey.
42:13Thanks.
42:13don't think i look too try hard
42:17you look beautiful
42:20i wonder what leo is thinking
42:23probably what every other straight guy in the zip code is thinking
42:26who's that incredibly hot check
42:29could this get any sadder
42:39i wonder what homeless person she stole that dress from
42:43she looks amazing
42:45that little nerd thinks she can have everything
42:51may i have this dance
42:55sorry you've advanced for your feet
42:58i can handle it
43:00follow my lead
43:01you gotcha
43:03he's so strong
43:07he feels so safe in his arms
43:10and he really does smell good
43:13what am i doing
43:17i'm supposed to be here for leo
43:19i can't fall for troy
43:21you can seriously want that
43:36you can put lipstick on a pig
43:38but it's still a pig
43:40once a nerd always a nerd
43:44shut up mindy
43:46shh
43:48you look good
43:49you look good
43:49yeah
43:51don't be a dick
43:58i can't keep crying all this hotness from me for all these years
44:04it's just me
44:05it's just me
44:06and then you've got all the makeup and hairspray
44:09still the same old dora
44:11yeah but
44:12i've been busy with troy this whole time
44:14i feel like i haven't seen you
44:16i can realize you like to do that with me
44:18yeah well
44:20when you haven't been around as much it's giving me a chance to miss you
44:23would you go to dinner with me tomorrow night
44:31yeah
44:33just go grab a burger or something
44:35no
44:37like a proper dinner
44:39he's never gonna appreciate her the way i do
44:47it's just fucking killing me
44:50i shouldn't be thinking about troy all the time like this
44:53leo is a little
44:53leo just asked
44:59to the nerd on a date
45:00how do you know
45:01i can read lips
45:03i'd love to go on a date with you
45:08or something sexy because
45:10we're going fancy
45:11cool
45:12yeah i'll try
45:14i've just got leo and troy after her
45:17what is this opposites day
45:20what is going on
45:21you look really pretty tonight mindy
45:23keeps hotter than dora
45:25stop sucking up
45:27and help me come up with a plan for payback
45:30these could work
45:34all you need is ten seconds
45:37perfect
45:42and i won't ask you why you're carrying laxatives around
45:46come to use the restroom
45:55ten seconds after drinking this spiked drink
46:07dora the poor is getting those she's almost with the wrong
46:10dora hi
46:15have you tried this drink it's so good
46:17that's okay mindy
46:21good
46:22dora i'm trying to make amends
46:25gently want to be my friend
46:27actually i think i'm okay
46:41how'd you know i was thirsty
46:56thanks baby
46:56actually the drink is for me
46:59i dropped the red cherry in the spiked drink
47:04cheers
47:09cheers
47:13everyone
47:20could i have your attention over here please
47:24ladies and gentlemen
47:25you are about to witness a once in a lifetime spectacle
47:29dora
47:31dora the poor
47:32is about to make an unforgettable announcement
47:34not with her mouth
47:37but with her
47:38well
47:39six
47:39five
47:40four
47:41come on six
47:42a little closer trust me
47:43you will not regret what you are about to witness
47:46three
47:47two
47:47one
47:48three
47:49two
47:49one
47:51phew
47:51what the hell
47:56no no no no no no this is not happening
47:59oh
48:03dora you don't touch me
48:08what's what's going on
48:11this is just a dream
48:15Wake up!
48:17Wake up!
48:19Oh my god!
48:23Yo, baby just shit her pants!
48:25Oh my god!
48:31Oh my god!
48:33Oh my god!
48:35That's right!
48:37Shut up!
48:39Put that down!
48:41Stop filming me!
48:45Oh!
48:51Thank you for saving me.
48:53How'd you know she was gonna do that?
48:55I was watching her.
48:57I knew she couldn't handle
48:59how good you looked.
49:03How'd things go with Leo?
49:05Great! We're going on a date!
49:07That's all thanks to you!
49:15Thanks guys.
49:17I appreciate you.
49:19I'll pay you back ASAP.
49:27That Dora, she knows how to party.
49:29Yeah bullshit.
49:31And don't send her any dick pics.
49:33Too late.
49:35But hey, she sent her first.
49:37Look.
49:39I know you got a crush on her, but...
49:41I saw her first, right?
49:43She's not a piece of property.
49:45She's a good person.
49:49Yeah, she's special.
49:51Yeah.
49:53So don't jerk her around.
49:55Look, dude.
49:56Don't tell me how to live my life, alright?
49:58Heads in the game.
49:59This is it.
50:01Talent scouts.
50:02Contracts.
50:03Big money.
50:04Big future.
50:11I gotta go.
50:12Mr. Constantine.
50:19You said you'd fix this by today.
50:25Hey, I am.
50:27I'm fixing the educating machine here.
50:32Hey, what the fuck?
50:33Relax.
50:36You'll still be able to.
50:43Stop.
50:44Stop.
50:45Stop.
50:51Next time, you won't be able to play.
50:54And after that, game over.
50:56No.
51:11Hey.
51:12Right on time.
51:13So, should I go for more of a smoky eye?
51:16Or, like a peach blossom?
51:19I know.
51:20Who is Leo's favorite member of Blackpink?
51:22What?
51:24Just joking.
51:25No, but...
51:26I think we do need to skip to the tactics portion of your secret sex manual.
51:37You're a big date with him.
51:39What?
51:40I don't know all that much, to be honest.
51:43Come on, you're the expert.
51:45Can you tell me?
51:46Just wing it, Dora.
51:47Okay?
51:48Everybody just wings it.
51:50What's wrong with you?
51:51I've got a buddy who's gonna hack the bank for you.
51:54All right, so come on.
51:55Pay up.
51:56Pay up.