00:00It is time to get down, because this is Gordon Kong with you along, and it is showtime!
00:30The Aubrey Company presents Record City, a cinematic supermarket of song, with a lot of strange folks to help you along.
00:52Home Wreckers, Disco Techers, Detectives, Defectives, Gropies, Groupies, Chicks, Chicklets, Jive Tokers, Street Walkers.
01:15And who could forget the customers?
01:18Oh! Record City, baby!
01:23Mr. Fieldbrook, Mr. Fieldbrook, baby, follow me!
01:28Okay, but no kinky stuff.
01:30What are you talking about?
01:32Sex.
01:33Come again?
01:34I want to make love to you.
01:35Oh, thank you very much. You're very kind.
01:37Ruth Buzzi, Michael Callan, Jack Carter, Rick Dees, Kinky Friedman, Alice Ghostly, Joe Higgins, Larry Storch, and Frank Gorshin as the rabbi, and Frank Gorshin as the great white hunter, and Frank Gorshin as the chameleon.
01:57In Record City, the movie with the message to the world, from music lovers everywhere.
02:06Throw up! Go for it!
02:08Stick it in your ear! Come back here and say that again!
02:11Hollow it out, it makes a hell of a hash pipe!
02:13Ciao, baby!
02:14So ease on down to the store with more, and get your laughs off at the nitty-gritty Record City!
