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  • 5/28/2025
Cooper is trying to keep the doors of Paradise Records open with its motley crew of entertaining employees, even as the | dG1fTkxLSkZ6MDFGNUE
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00:00Hey, excuse me.
00:08Hip-hop's in the back, nigga.
00:10What the fuck?
00:10Anyways, I'm sorry about that, sir.
00:12Welcome to Paradise.
00:14How can I help you?
00:15Yeah, I'm looking for a hip-hop section.
00:17It's right there in the back.
00:21Thank you for meeting me, sir.
00:22Just need another extension.
00:24Just need one more extension.
00:25How the hell do you owe $178,000?
00:28There's got to be something I can do to save my business.
00:32There's nothing you can do.
00:34Fuck!
00:38Man, what the fuck is going on with you?
00:40I taught you better than that.
00:41You a black man.
00:42Were you here?
00:43I was losing the shot.
00:44I heard everything in the street.
00:46You in the streets at 70?
00:47Nigga, I'm in the streets.
00:48I'm in the sheets.
00:49You wild, Daddy.
00:52What if we just sold a bunch of inventory?
00:54Not to sound like an asshole, but that's literally what I try to do every single day for a living.
00:58Yeah.
00:59I was hoping I could fix this.
01:02It doesn't look like I can.
01:03Yeah, I'm having a bad fucking day.
01:06God, you're the one!
01:07Just move!
01:08Don't let me forgive you!
01:10Damn.
01:11Hot twist.
01:16What's that?
01:17Yeah!
01:18Where are you?
01:20Whoa!
01:21Holy shit!
01:25These people are my family.
01:26I think this is part of the hero's journey where something crazy happens and you gotta figure
01:33it out?
01:34Nigga, this is crazy.
01:36I know you didn't just say what I think you said.
01:39No, you don't understand.
01:40I'm black.
01:40I mean, I'm half black.
01:42I'm biracial.
01:43I'm mixed race.
01:44Shit.
01:44That's all you had to say!
01:46Oh.
01:47Okay.
01:47That's like my biggest fear.
01:48It just happened, actually.
01:50Can you sign for this, nigga?
01:51Damn, Coop.
01:52He done called you a nigga in public.
01:54Nigga, you like that shit, don't you?
01:56Doesn't he look just like me?
01:59It's weird.
01:59I don't know how you came out of my sister's vagina and not my balls.
02:02It's like a spitting image.
02:04It's funny because, you know, he's actually half black.
02:06And he's like, it's my identity.
02:07It's who I am.
02:08No, it's fucking not.
02:08You can't identify as black, moron.

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