- 6/6/2025
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00:00Game day. Game day.
00:02Tate is not being fully forthright about the lucky parking spot.
00:06You gotta get around that wire! Around that wire!
00:08There's no f**king wire!
00:10There's a wire. No notes.
00:14Slide, he's coming!
00:163, 2, 1!
00:21Ah, okay, so Friday night, Tate goes to the Guardians game with his dad.
00:27Dad gets the lucky parking spot.
00:29I'm in MLB betting mode, so I'm like, alright, I need a bet.
00:32Oh, great, lucky parking spot. I've ridden it before, won before.
00:37Lose on Friday night. Losing a bet is fine. It happens.
00:40I've won before on this.
00:42My problem is, I may have some intel that Tate is not being fully forthright about the lucky parking spot.
00:49And now, I gotta get it out of him.
00:51Well, it started with the Indians, and he won like 17 straight games.
00:54You're gonna have to blur that.
00:5517 straight games.
00:56And I documented it a couple years ago.
00:58And then last year, he went like 8-0.
01:00And then he won on opening day, and then he won again.
01:02And this past Wednesday, he went, but they were playing the Dodgers.
01:06So I didn't tell him, because I thought they were gonna lose to the Dodgers.
01:10Yeah, I got you.
01:11And then they scored like 5 runs in the bottom of the eighth and beat the Dodgers.
01:15And then I told him that he was going last Friday, and then we lost.
01:18And it's probably because I fucking jinxed him.
01:21This might not even work, but we'll see.
01:27Hey Tate, can I see you in my office?
01:33He closed the door, closed the door, closed the door.
01:37So what happened Friday night?
01:42Do you want the truth?
01:44I might know the truth.
01:45There's no way you know what I'm about to tell you.
01:48Okay.
01:49There's no way you know what I'm about to tell you.
01:51If you tell me what I'm expecting or hoping to hear, then it's all good.
01:58Because then you came honest and correct, and I didn't have to pry it out of you.
02:04The first thing is that, remember the attendant that kicked us out for the playoffs?
02:10She was working, and there was, she was working.
02:15And we didn't like the, there was a discussion if we should tweet it out,
02:18because she was the attendant for this one.
02:21Right, the bad vibes.
02:22Yes.
02:23Okay.
02:24Was that it?
02:25Is that all you wanted me to say?
02:26There might be one more.
02:27Okay.
02:28What was the other thing?
02:29Did he move his spot?
02:30Who?
02:31Yeah.
02:32Did he?
02:33He might have parked one over.
02:34Oh, I didn't know that.
02:36There's nothing else you want to tell me.
02:37What the fuck?
02:38There's nothing else you want to tell me.
02:40Every time your dad parks in the lucky parking spot, you tweet out and bet the guardians,
02:46and you don't decide game to game.
02:49Christ.
02:50Who's talking to you?
02:51That's not a hundred percent.
02:52That's not.
02:53When you're going to tweet it and when you're not.
02:55Who's talking to you?
02:56And then they win as a big underdog against the fucking Los Angeles Dodgers.
03:01And you, and you delete that, that game.
03:04You have to keep the parking.
03:06Every time he parks in the parking spot, you have to tweet it out.
03:09You can't choose.
03:10That completely negates the whole lucky parking spot.
03:12They're playing the Dodgers and their pitching staff stinks.
03:15You're trying to play God.
03:16You are literally trying to play God.
03:18Who's the rat?
03:19You're trying to play God.
03:21How'd you find that out?
03:24I, I, listen, you literally lost us Friday because of what you did Wednesday.
03:28I knew you went Wednesday.
03:29Okay.
03:30Yeah.
03:31They were playing the Dodgers.
03:32Yeah.
03:33And they scored five rounds in the eighth and one.
03:34Yeah.
03:35Wow.
03:36What a game.
03:37What a lucky parking spot game that you robbed from us.
03:38Can you tell me who the rat is?
03:39No.
03:40That's crazy.
03:41I, listen, the lucky parking spot needs to just be.
03:44All right.
03:45A lucky parking spot.
03:46No messing with it.
03:47So next one is just.
03:48I want to know.
03:49A text and a tweet.
03:50And we're just going to go, and we're going to go from it.
03:51And if it, listen, I have no problem losing it as long as you don't mess with it.
03:55Okay.
03:56Yes or it isn't.
03:57I can't believe that.
03:58And if it's a Dodgers game that he doesn't want to fucking, if you don't, if you're not
04:01feeling it and he decides, he's like, you know what, I'll park in a different spot, then
04:04that's fine.
04:05Okay.
04:06He can do that.
04:07But if he's in the lucky parking spot, it's a lucky parking spot.
04:08All right.
04:09That's fair.
04:10Right?
04:11Yes.
04:12That's fair.
04:13Okay.
04:14All right.
04:15Sorry, Dan.
04:16That's okay.
04:17We just got to, we got to recoup this money now.
04:18I'm underwater in the ice cream machine.
04:19Okay.
04:20We got it.
04:21We got it out of him.
04:22He tried, he tried to play God.
04:23He's the Dodgers.
04:24His dad parked in the lucky parking spot on Wednesday when they played the Dodgers,
04:28and then he didn't report it as a lucky parking spot game because he thought they'd lose.
04:32If this is one of my friends, that's a coward.
04:34That's a coward act.
04:35He tried to play God.
04:37And then it cost us.
04:38Because if you were so confident in the lucky parking spot, you would have just played
04:42your card and won.
04:43Hey.
04:44What do you need me to do?
04:50It's on that ledge.
04:51Yes.
04:52So just make sure you find the stick.
04:55Find that ledge.
04:56Two are you guys trying to get a hot dog out of the ceiling.
04:59It's like a Polish joke.
05:00Yeah.
05:01This is, this is all because Steven Che day on the Yak.
05:05Walking the show out.
05:07This all happened because of you, Che.
05:10This is a fun idea for like 4th of July barbecue.
05:12Definitely.
05:13We have some things.
05:14Oh.
05:15Dive.
05:16It's up.
05:17And it's stuck.
05:18It's a hot dog out of the ceiling.
05:20It's a hot dog out of the ceiling.
05:22It's a hot dog out of the ceiling.
05:23I had some sports fodder, but we really just have to get through the ground.
05:26Where's the hot dog?
05:27Oh, wow.
05:28It's nestled up there.
05:29That looks great.
05:30All I'm saying is without Steven Che brain, we're not here today doing this.
05:35That's true.
05:36White boy Rick risking his life for the sake of the company to get glizzy off the air.
05:41Yep, yep, yep.
05:42Okay, towards you.
05:43Towards you.
05:44Towards you.
05:45Towards you.
05:46Towards you.
05:47Towards you.
05:48You gotta get around that wire.
05:49Around that wire.
05:50There's no fucking wire.
05:51There's a wire.
05:52Now down, now down, down.
05:54Yep, now blade.
05:55Now stick that blade towards the window.
05:57You're right there, dude.
05:58There's no turn here with the towards me.
06:00Fuck!
06:01There you go!
06:02Yeah!
06:03Right there!
06:04Don't move stick.
06:05Now rotate stick towards the end of the blade through the window.
06:08Yes.
06:09Okay, now twirl toward the window.
06:11Toward the window.
06:12Toward the window.
06:13Oh, fuck!
06:14Towards us.
06:15On that same leg.
06:16That same, yep.
06:17Now down.
06:18Straight down.
06:19You're on dog.
06:20You're on dog.
06:21Oh, there's a crystal ball up there too.
06:22Can you get it?
06:23This is so stupid.
06:24You should not be doing...
06:26I want it on the record that you should not be holding two things at once.
06:29Let me know if we re-establish visual on dog.
06:32Kadek is giving no instruction up there.
06:34I'm right here, dipshit!
06:35Why are you down here?
06:37I don't know!
06:38Did you just crop up me?
06:41You can't hold the ladder?
06:42I gotta catch a hot dog, dude.
06:44I'll hold it.
06:45I'll hold it.
06:46The weight limit's 300?
06:48What the f...
06:49Oh, hell no!
06:50Yeah, get down.
06:51I sold badly one of those up there.
06:55The minute we get it down, she'll lash another one up there.
06:59Straight slide, right?
07:00Slide.
07:01You wanna trap the dog and slide.
07:03Alright, yup, there you go.
07:04Now trap, dog, and pull.
07:05Trap, dog, and pull.
07:06Is he on?
07:07How's he looking, boys?
07:08Now pull!
07:09Now pull!
07:10Now pull!
07:11Trap, dog, and pull!
07:12Trap, dog, and pull!
07:13Do we even know if the hot dog's up there?
07:15It's new.
07:16We have no visual on dogs!
07:17I know!
07:26All for a hot dog.
07:27Alright.
07:28You might have established visual on the dog.
07:29Yeah, we need, we need a visual on dog, dude.
07:31Let me know if you feel dog.
07:33You're not touching any dog?
07:35It might be a visual on dog.
07:37We just don't even know where it is.
07:39Max, get ready, dude.
07:40Daddy!
07:41Max, get ready for dog!
07:43I think he's great.
07:44But what if it gets to my left hand or my right hand?
07:46Then you don't need to know.
07:48Oh!
07:49I got dog!
07:50I got dog!
07:51I got dog!
07:52I got dog!
07:53I got dog!
07:54I got dog!
07:55Right there, right there!
07:56You got dog!
07:57In the back, it's in this crack?
07:58Yeah, yeah.
07:59It's right over that AC machine, right on the other side.
08:02And then go towards us.
08:04Up and over, up and over, right there.
08:06And then go towards us.
08:07Slide towards us.
08:08A little tighter, a little tighter, a little tighter.
08:12�� not in the back!
08:14She Wrong!
08:15High No!
08:16Yes!
08:17High No!
08:18We're moving in.
08:19Come inside!
08:20You're moving in!
08:21Go your pirouettes!
08:22Oh my gosh!
08:23Be good!
08:24Don't try to run away!
08:25Keep going!
08:26Oh my god.
08:27Get off!
08:28Oh my heart!
08:29Get off!
08:31Oh my god!
08:32You got it, I need you.
08:33He's coming.
08:34Yo my god!
08:37Go.
08:38My God!
08:39Go my gawd!
08:41Oh
09:11Yeah
09:21Welcome welcome
09:23Yeah, this is sick. Yeah, this is sick. Not bad. I'll make sure we're all set
09:25Oh, yeah
09:28In season, no
09:30In the off season, yeah, I don't know if you call it. I do golf. Yeah. I'll go shoot in 90. You know, that's pretty damn good
09:36I feel like a lot of pitchers as they get older, they just pick up golf as the off day thing
09:40Yeah, it's like whatever city you go to
09:42It's hard to like bring your clubs with you too. I think that was like more of a old school baseball thing
09:47Now guys don't do that. Yeah, we might have a couple coaches golf here and there, but that's it
09:52When do you pitch next?
09:54Friday home against you guys
09:56Oh, really?
09:57Yeah, fuck you
09:59Let's see, dude, good lineup
10:01Who has the better record?
10:03Yeah, I know it's like you have one game I think
10:05Yeah
10:06My dream is there our neighbor is like I can't remember what I think it's like a battery factory and there's been talk that they might
10:12Like outgrow their space and move
10:14I would love to get next door and build a full batting cage with like one of those
10:18Uh crazy like new age where it like shows everyone
10:22Oh the traject thing?
10:23Yeah, yeah
10:24That shit is insane
10:25Yeah
10:26I faced myself
10:27Last spring training
10:28There's you can't see the ball
10:30You can't see it
10:31He's throwing sliders I'm like I don't even know where to
10:34You're throwing sliders
10:35Well, yeah, my guy's throwing sliders
10:37He was tipping though so when he's throwing sliders the thing comes down a little bit
10:41I go that's fucking bullshit
10:42Yeah
10:43They know that the slider's coming
10:44Yeah, yeah, right
10:45We're golf club
10:46And uh
10:47Since spring training
10:49Ah, there you go
10:55No win
10:56No win
10:57Play a little draw here
11:05That's bad
11:06Yeah, that's a practice point
11:07Yeah
11:08You bat righty obviously too
11:09Whoa
11:10What do you do?
11:11Going far
11:12Yeah, I mean
11:13If you claim that
11:14This is what
11:21That's a great shot
11:25That's as good as a gift for me
11:26I'm actually proud I even got the ball in the race
11:29I haven't played since spring training
11:35Hey, where'd your first one go?
11:36I mean, that's what I'm saying
11:37You got a million dollar swing
11:39Do you play a drop?
11:40Uh, I don't know
11:41Sometimes
11:42Yeah
11:43There it is
11:44There it is
11:45There it is
11:46There it is
11:47There it is
11:48There it is
11:49I like the front foot thing you got going on too
11:50I feel like sometimes it messes me up
11:51Pull the
11:52Pull the
11:53Yeah
11:54I've never seen it before
11:55Hey, where are you?
11:56There you go
11:57Oh, that's interesting
11:58You're in your apartment
11:59Huh?
12:00Did you have a golf club?
12:01No
12:02You hear that?
12:03He's at his apartment
12:04That's convenient
12:05That's convenient
12:06That's convenient
12:07He's standing right here
12:08And you're ducking him
12:09He would come on
12:10He would come on the day where I have a shot
12:11I'm coming in
12:12How long is he going to be there?
12:13Not much longer
12:14You ducked him
12:15Is he not going to be there longer?
12:16He said his agent wants to fight you in Rough and Rowdy
12:19His trainer
12:20What if, what if him and I set something up?
12:22You're fighting Scooble in Rough and Rowdy?
12:26I think that might have been a good job
12:27Yeah
12:28It's all over
12:29He would fuck you up, dude
12:30He even said he wants to fight you in Rough and Rowdy
12:32That's insane
12:33He Daddy
12:46What if him and I set something up?
12:47Right
12:48He wants to fight you and Ruff and Rowdy.
12:49Well, I have a real job.
12:52Yeah, he has a real job.
12:54Can you listen?
12:55I'm about to drop in.
12:56Is he not going to be there?
12:57No, he's probably got shit to do.
12:59He's probably going to go.
13:02What a mistake by you.
13:03All right, you can try to get here fast enough.
13:05We'll see.
13:06He's on the simulator, so we'll see.
13:09All right, bye.
13:10He's not going to make it a ton.
13:13Also, Scoobo is so awesome.
13:15Wow.
13:15The last thing he said the most.
13:16Wow.
13:17Well, I actually like Cleveland fans or Devette Stadiums.
13:20Yeah, but not Tate.
13:21He's not.
13:23He's not cool?
13:24I love him, but he's a bad guy.
13:27That's just a fact.
13:28All right, thanks, boys.
13:30Appreciate it.
13:30We'll see you guys.
13:31Yeah.
13:33Appreciate it.
13:34Take care.
13:38And we'll be rooting for you, all right?
13:40Yes, sir.
13:40I appreciate it.
13:41Thank you, guys.
13:44That one's going to sting for a long time.
13:45I had my Lane Thomas baseball ready to be signed.
13:52Planned out what I was going to say to him.
13:56Came in on Barstle after dark day.
13:59Looks like I ducked him.
14:01No smoke.
14:02No smoke.
14:03That's not true.
14:04There's no one I'd rather talk to than Tarek Skubal and Conor Stallions.
14:09Like, I didn't take you as a smoke dunker.
14:11You think I wouldn't have choked him when he was here?
14:14Oh, I've never seen you, like, do it in person.
14:16I've seen it over the blog.
14:17I was interested to see how you would do it in person.
14:20Oh, buddy.
14:21I was ready to go.
14:22I'll tell you that.
14:23What were you going to say?
14:24Well, I can't.
14:24Like, pretend I was him.
14:25No.
14:26Because I'm going to see him at some point.
14:27I might go watch him pitch on Thursday.
14:28Dr. Skubal.
14:29How do you not tell me?
14:30I told you.
14:31What do you mean?
14:31You said to me, I heard Tarek Skubal's coming in this week.
14:35Getting into the office by 11.
14:36You could have asked.
14:38You know out of course.
14:38I didn't know I had to tell you my schedule.
14:41I had a whole plan ready.
14:43I mean, he's very much aware of you.
14:45You came up in the interview.
14:46Really?
14:47Yeah.
14:47Take time.
14:48How do you not tell him?
14:49Yeah.
14:50That's the number one guy I want to fucking see.
14:52But yeah, we'll figure it out.
14:53Take on it.
14:54It's interesting.
14:55Very interesting.
14:56What makes it?
14:57Why would I want to duck him?
14:58He's the person I want to see.
15:00I know.
15:00Because maybe you don't want him to.
15:01You're like backing up your twerping.
15:04That's the number one guy I want to talk to.
15:06He was here.
15:07I got to make you all the way.
15:08He was here.
15:09The number one guy?
15:10Yeah.
15:11Him and Stallions.
15:13Probably Stallions first.
15:14That hurts.
15:16Hey, keep running tonight.
15:17I'm sure you're okay.
15:18I'm going to come home.
15:20That hurts.
15:24This is where we have to start getting color and outside of the lines.
15:32Okay.
15:33You know?
15:34Mm-hmm.
15:34This is where we have to start making some decisions that maybe make us a little uncomfortable.
15:41Illegal.
15:42Okay.
15:45Hypothetically.
15:46Do we have a warranty on this thing?
15:48I don't believe so.
15:50Stupid question.
15:51All right.
15:51If we don't have a warranty, then who the fuck cares?
15:52Let's just get...
15:54We can have anyone.
15:55We need to find someone whose job is to come and fix this thing anytime it's broken.
16:00Immediately.
16:01Cash under the table.
16:02No IRS.
16:03That's what we're talking about.
16:04Okay.
16:05You know what I'm saying?
16:06Allegedly, yeah.
16:07Yeah.
16:07Right.
16:08No, no.
16:08That's not alleged.
16:09I need that to have...
16:10I need that.
16:11Okay.
16:13I'm going to pay him cash.
16:14Okay.
16:15Talk to the guy today.
16:16He's going to be like, hey, buddy, would you like to make some cash?
16:21Maybe get a little conversation.
16:22You got a family.
16:23You got kids.
16:24Oh, it'd be nice to have a little extra cash.
16:27Do you want us to threaten him or no?
16:29No, do not threaten him.
16:30Okay.
16:31Just wet the beak.
16:32Okay.
16:33Everyone wants their beak wet.
16:35Everybody.
16:36All right.
16:36There was a moment this morning I woke up and I was like, I think the cream team is actually
16:42trying to take me down personally.
16:44No, never.
16:45But I think, but there's a possibility that you guys are a money pit that is, you're,
16:50you're, you're Taylor Ops.
16:54False.
16:54You're deep sleeper cells.
16:56Not true.
16:58My middle name is Taylor, but I'm...
17:00God fucking damn it.
17:02I knew there was something up.
17:03It's on my birth certificate.
17:05There's not much, I can't really get around that too much.
17:08It was going to come out one way or another.
17:09I feel like we're trying to force this bad mojo.
17:12So we're not trying.
17:14We're definitely not trying.
17:15We, we understand the, uh, the realism and some of the takes about, hey, you know, anything
17:19happened.
17:19And that is true.
17:20We're just trying to keep it.
17:22Watch out.
17:25Morning, sir.
17:25How are you?
17:26What did you think about that Twitter thread?
17:29I didn't mind, but I understand where you come from.
17:31That was a scary thing to wake up to.
17:34I agree.
17:35Really scary.
17:36First thing in the morning.
17:37Basically woke up this morning, top of my algorithm.
17:40They know it's, they know it's a big week.
17:42McDonald's ice cream machines are broken 25% of the time, but this isn't an accident.
17:46It's a billion dollar scam that's been running since 1956.
17:50Here's how a hidden company rigged the system to steal from every McDonald's customer.
17:54The company in question, Taylor, the company we bought our ice cream machine from.
18:01It was Taylor, yes.
18:02That's correct.
18:03Oh, terrible thing to wake up to.
18:05No warranty, so who cares?
18:07We can't ruin a warranty.
18:08There's no warranty to ruin.
18:09There's nothing to avoid.
18:10Yeah, there's nothing to avoid.
18:11So let's just, let's get it going, and then let's get someone who will drop up a hat.
18:16Hey, Phil, we need you in here.
18:19Get you in here.
18:21Fix this.
18:22Slide you under.
18:23Maybe payment-free ice cream.
18:25Maybe we can work that out.
18:26Mm-hmm.
18:27Okay.
18:27Yes, sir.
18:28Okay.
18:29Let's do it.
18:29This is a big day.
18:31Huge day.
18:32You guys are going to be doing chocolate and vanilla, I presume?
18:35Yeah, so you'll have chocolate, vanilla, and twist.
18:37It doesn't matter whatever you guys want to do.
18:39Chop it on the left, chop it on the right.
18:41It doesn't make a difference.
18:42The middle will swirl them.
18:44This is called a gravity machine.
18:47So there is no pumps.
18:48We call this the hopper, where it sits as a liquid.
18:51And this is the barrel where it actually freezes the ice cream mix and makes your ice cream.
18:55And as they're taking ice cream out, a little bit of liquid with air is getting replenished
18:59with that tube.
19:00Automatically put itself in the standby.
19:02And it won't let you use the freeze mode until you put more mix into it.
19:06So I'm going to be seated and be ready to go easy again.
19:09But when you go to the top, you put the microphone in the bottom.
19:12This is awesome.
19:13So, you can tell the customer, all the way to do it.
19:19It's a lot of information.
19:30No one's taking notes.
19:31Not a good sign.
19:32It's a lot to take in.
19:34Email is so easy.
19:36That's why he's the guy.
19:37Yeah.
19:38That's why he's the guy.
19:40We're putting up rookie numbers.
19:41And he's like,
19:42He said it was hard.
19:48I didn't necessarily believe it because it looked so easy.
19:51It made it look, yeah, sinuous.
19:52Sinuous.
19:54That was that.
19:55Oh, my gosh.
19:57Oh, my gosh.
19:58Our designation, the two of us, we're the cream team.
20:02Trying to get this thing set up.
20:05So, you're instrumental in our efforts.
20:07We appreciate it.
20:08Thank you very much for going over this with us very much.
20:10I don't think we're going to be able to get that guy out of there.
20:14I don't think we're going to be able to get that guy out of there.
20:18I don't think we're going to be able to get that guy out of there.
20:19Yeah.
20:21No notes?
20:22Mental.
20:23Okay.
20:23I figured if I was standing here with a pen and paper writing shit while Oily was talking,
20:28I wouldn't have absorbed it as well.
20:30Okay.
20:31Now, this is more visual and remembering the processes and what the parts do.
20:36What's up, man?
20:37I'm Dan.
20:37Dan.
20:37I'm the one who...
20:39You're in charge?
20:40How long have you guys been meeting?
20:43So, I'm sure somebody today will do something.
20:45About an hour.
20:47No notes?
20:50He's been videoing.
20:51But no notes.
20:52It's crazy.
20:54Do you think these guys can run this?
20:56I stand by.
20:56I think they got it.
20:57You think so?
20:58We've absorbed everything.
20:59And he's been very thorough in the process of going through.
21:01Yeah.
21:02Are we going to be creaming tomorrow?
21:04Yeah.
21:05We don't have product right now.
21:06It's coming today.
21:07Did you talk to him about the...
21:09He said...
21:10Oh, no.
21:11Okay.
21:13That's off camera.
21:13Off camera, off camera.
21:15Good to meet you.
21:16Thank you so much.
21:16Thanks, Dan.
21:17No notes.
21:17It's crazy.
21:19We're good.
21:20No, it's not bullshit.
21:21I feel better now.
21:22You guys didn't get any notes.
21:24I told you at the beginning.
21:24Where's the notepad?
21:25I remembered everything.
21:26Jacob, there was so much information.
21:29What's that going to be the biggest X factor of keeping this machine running?
21:33We have to clean the machine at least once a week.
21:35He said twice a week maybe if we use it.
21:37Use the machine a little bit less.
21:39I heard the ice cream can turn yellow.
21:42It can turn yellow, but it still has to do with the air intake.
21:46I'm confident.
21:46I feel good about this.
21:47Yes, we're creaming tomorrow.
21:48And people can move the goalposts and doubt us as much as they fucking want.
21:52We're going to get ice cream.
21:53What was the example of someone moving the goalposts?
21:55Well, first it was like you guys are never going to get this up and running.
21:58We're not going to get a machine.
22:00And then it was, well, you're not taking notes, so it's not going to work.
22:03I think people just need to have a little faith.
22:05I have faith that ice cream will probably be served tomorrow.
22:09I have zero faith that by September ice cream will still be getting served.
22:14Okay.
22:15Then September, we'll see who's right.
22:19We will.
22:19I feel better now that I have this entire process.
22:23It was fantastic at breaking it down step by step, cleaning up the machine, assembling
22:26it, all the lube, all the gaskets, all the O-rings.
22:28It went very well.
22:29We know how to use the machine.
22:31We know how to clean the machine.
22:32We have a working knowledge of the machine.
22:35The machine freezes well.
22:36It works.
22:37That's the biggest thing.
22:38Both compressors work.
22:39We're good.
22:40It's going well.
22:41We're creaming tomorrow.
22:42Cones, cups, cream, twist, chocolate vanilla.
22:44Let's go.
22:49Game day.
22:54Game day.
22:56Today is the first day of the rest of our lives.
22:59Today, we cream.
23:01Food poisoning is not going to happen.
23:04It's not going to happen.
23:05No illnesses will happen on the record.
23:09Not today.
23:10Not from ice cream.
23:12Not from ice cream.
23:13Mm-hmm.
23:14Zach, what's going on, Zach?
23:16Just getting the toppings squared away for you, sir.
23:18All right, okay.
23:18I felt nervous there.
23:20No one has seen anything come out of that machine.
23:23I told him not to.
23:24I want to wait.
23:25I want it to be creeped.
23:25We're going to go over.
23:26We're going to just wash it.
23:27We're hitting the...
23:28We're hitting all three of us.
23:30Like, I think Jacob might, like, collapse if he fucks up and, like, die.
23:36Zach will just be like, I'll take that into consideration, sir.
23:39We'll make sure you do a better job next time, sir.
23:41And I'll just be like, okay.
23:44He's like, he diffuses it with sirs.
23:46There he is.
23:51Don't let me down.
23:53Well, you might.
23:57It's a possibility.
23:58You have to prepare for it.
24:00Prepare for not expecting.
24:02Right.
24:02But prepare for failure.
24:04Preparing for failure is preparing to fail.
24:06No, that's not right.
24:08That's not the saying.
24:09That's not the saying.
24:09That's not the saying.
24:11God, that machine looks so good.
24:13I don't like that you can't see handles.
24:15Making the cream, they're in a good spot.
24:17Fixing the machine, there's no chance.
24:19I think $7,000.
24:21There were so many buttons you had to push if it breaks.
24:23You say we.
24:24No, I said you.
24:25I said you.
24:25No, I said you.
24:26I said you.
24:27It's a lot of we getting thrown around.
24:30It's a big day for us.
24:31I mean, this has been something I've talked about.
24:33You can say we.
24:34I've talked about this for a very long time.
24:36It's like a dream.
24:37Just soft serve ice cream is, oh my gosh.
24:41All right, Jacob.
24:42No one's around.
24:43There's no cameras on.
24:44How nervous are you?
24:45The door goes on.
24:45That's right here.
24:47Nervous, but prepared.
24:48No, there's no cameras on.
24:50How nervous are you?
24:51On a scale of 1 to 10?
24:53Yeah.
24:537?
24:55That's not bad.
24:57Biggest day of my life.
25:03Long on top.
25:04Long on top.
25:05Short on bottom.
25:06Whatever you want.
25:07You just want to go hands on.
25:09Put the seals together.
25:10I can throw the screw.
25:11That way the seals don't fall.
25:14Oh, you're sweating.
25:15Yeah, I know, man.
25:16Yeah, I'm sweating bad.
25:18You're sweating just a wrench.
25:19Yeah, man.
25:20This is bad.
25:21Bad.
25:22I'm stressed.
25:23I started taking my Prozac again.
25:27All of our preparation has led us to this moment.
25:29We're all nervous.
25:31We all have, you know, riding the edge a little bit,
25:33but I think that will push us to greatness.
25:36Shout out to Server Products coming down here from Milwaukee,
25:39bringing our topping dispensers in today.
25:41And so, you know, it's a team effort, but shout out to them.
25:44We found the machine, boys.
25:45So we've gone through the technician.
25:46Now time, put it all together.
25:48Creamy office.
25:49Let's do it.
25:50Great job, gentlemen.
25:51Cream dream.
25:52Great job, man, too.
26:09It's a little slushy.
26:11It's a little slushy.
26:12I'm concerned about the coldness of the mix.
26:22A little bit.
26:23Just a little.
26:24Another good shake.
26:26I think maybe.
26:27I think maybe.
26:32Sorry, I know I'm late.
26:34You said 120.
26:35I'm five minutes late.
26:36Are we ready?
26:37We can give it a try.
26:38I don't want to give it a try if we're not ready.
26:41See me rubbing my stomach?
26:43It's hungry.
26:48It's just a little cold right now, a little fake.
26:50We're just trying to run.
26:51We're going to run it under some water here.
26:53Get that hard consistency.
26:55I'm going, too.
27:01Most stressed I've ever been in my life when I try to for a V1 football team.
27:14Makes a world of a difference.
27:16Holy shit.
27:17Do you see how when it turned on?
27:46Air from the, like, blue everywhere.
27:51That's the closest I've ever gotten to, like, seeing the bright white light of God.
27:56Like, before death.
27:58Like, people said, I saw a bright light.
28:00I just imagined that point.
28:01And then a rush of air.
28:04That was that rush of air.
28:05Two thumbs up.
28:06Yes?
28:07We ready to go?
28:09Let's pray.
28:09Let's do it.
28:11Do you guys want to say something to the audience?
28:15Turn towards the camera.
28:19We're ready to cream.
28:21That's it?
28:23Looking forward to serving everyone.
28:24Cream is ready.
28:25She's ready.
28:25Cream is ready.
28:26Someone want to count us down?
28:29Someone want to count us down?
28:30Ten.
28:31Nine.
28:32Eight.
28:33Seven.
28:34Six.
28:35Five.
28:36Four.
28:37Three.
28:38Two.
28:38One.
28:39One.
28:40One.
28:41One.
28:41Yeah.
28:43Good.
28:44Yeah.
28:45Let's go.
28:46Let's go.
28:47Let's go.
28:47We did it.
28:48Let's go.
28:49You did it, boys.
28:50Yeah.
28:53Yeah.
28:53Woo.
28:54Woo.
28:55Great job.
28:56Great job.
28:57Great job.
28:57Great job.
28:58Great job.
28:59Green tea.
29:00Green tea.
29:01Green tea.
29:02Green tea.
29:03White heat.
29:04That's delicious ice cream.
29:06Yeah!
29:09Fuck the doubters! Fuck the haters!
29:11We cream the people!
29:13That's the Satisfy Big Cat on the cream right there.
29:15Satisfy Big Cat.
29:16Straight up the machine. Come on.
29:18It's going to be a great summer.
29:20That's great. Let's go.
29:24Good job, guys. This is exciting.
29:27Good job, boys.
29:28Good job, Kay Turley.
29:30Yeah, I'm John.
29:31You got one?
29:34Wow.
29:35Wow.
29:36Simple vanilla.
29:37Oh, that looks great.
29:38Oh!
29:39Money shot.
29:40Money shot.
29:43Oh, yeah, Big T.
29:45That's the cream.
29:46Cream!
29:48Look at that.
29:49That was cream.
29:51I think I popped one.
29:52Creamy cream.
29:53I'm very worried about the sweat.
29:56There you go, Cory.
30:03I think we should all sign.
30:04Is that fair?
30:05I think that's fair.
30:06I think it's fair.
30:07Get some ice cream, Zach.
30:08You've earned a taste.
30:13Very proud of you, boys.
30:14Great job.
30:15Let's just keep the cream coming.
30:24Is this the greatest day of your life?
30:26Yeah.
30:27Most relieving day so far.
30:28It went well.
30:29It went super well.
30:30It was the most high-stress day.
30:31Now it might be one of the top days of my life.
30:33Huge day.
30:34Massive day.
30:35There was definitely some hurdles.
30:36Definitely some real bumps.
30:37Some hurdles.
30:38A lot of stress.
30:39Here we go.
30:40But coming together, we got a dollar.
30:43Cream team.
30:44Cream dream.
30:45Mission accomplished.
30:46Mission accomplished.
30:47So far, we're good.
31:00We're not going to be on the team.
31:01The best.
31:02We're going to work.
31:03We've got a dollar.
31:04We're going to work.
31:05We're going to go.
31:06We're going to start this next day.
31:07We're all going to run.
31:08We're going to go.
31:09We're going to go.
31:10Now you're going to take it.
31:11We'll talk to you if you're going to come here.
31:12We'll take it.
31:14We'll take it.
31:15Go!
31:16Go!
31:17Go!
31:18Go!
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