Situationship With My Billionaire Friend - Full Movie [EngSub]
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00:00:00Oh my god.
00:00:08She's insane.
00:00:10What are you doing here?
00:00:14Beth.
00:00:16You set me up.
00:00:18You stay away from me.
00:00:20You're insane.
00:00:24Can't let you ruin my wedding,
00:00:26Miss Leanne.
00:00:28You and Asher, or
00:00:30you're a great couple.
00:00:32I'm sorry, Leanne.
00:00:36But you've gotta go.
00:00:40They say that sex ruins everything.
00:00:52And sometimes, they're right.
00:00:56How was that, baby?
00:00:58Awesome.
00:01:00We done here?
00:01:02Yeah, I think I did my job.
00:01:06Yes! Yes!
00:01:08Yes! No!
00:01:14We done here?
00:01:16Yeah, baby.
00:01:18You were the best. You were amazing.
00:01:20Doesn't it look good for you?
00:01:22Awesome.
00:01:24What's your name again?
00:01:26Lenny?
00:01:28We need to talk.
00:01:30What?
00:01:31I'm breaking up with you.
00:01:34So, you mean you are breaking up with me?
00:01:36I mean, I'm breaking up with you.
00:01:40This isn't working out.
00:01:42Goodbye, Lenny.
00:01:44I can't do this anymore.
00:01:46I can't do this anymore.
00:01:48What do you mean you were breaking up with me?
00:01:50I mean I'm breaking up with you.
00:01:52This isn't working out.
00:01:54But...
00:01:55What am I doing?
00:02:03What am I doing?
00:02:13So, I tell her...
00:02:15Dude, that's not a pickle.
00:02:17That's an okra.
00:02:19Seriously?
00:02:21So, she goes totally bonkers on my brother.
00:02:23I mean, I don't even know what I saw in him in the first place.
00:02:29How about you and I...
00:02:31Just excuse me for a moment.
00:02:33Be right back.
00:02:38So, I was thinking...
00:02:40How about we get out of here and go back to my place?
00:02:44Sorry. I'll be right back.
00:02:49Oh, damn it!
00:03:01Shit!
00:03:02I'm so sorry.
00:03:03I'm so sorry.
00:03:04Oh my god.
00:03:05Oh my god.
00:03:06Asher?
00:03:07Oh my god.
00:03:08What are you doing?
00:03:09Oh, I'm drowning my sorrows, you.
00:03:11It's here.
00:03:12Do you want to grab a drink?
00:03:14Do you want to grab a drink?
00:03:15Sure.
00:03:16Let's go on.
00:03:19How did I ever lose touch with my undergrad BFF?
00:03:24Uh, life I guess.
00:03:26We should vow to never let that happen again.
00:03:28Pinky swear?
00:03:30Pinky swear.
00:03:31Friends forever.
00:03:32Friends forever.
00:03:33Stop doing that.
00:03:38We should vow to never let that happen again.
00:03:40Pinky swear?
00:03:42Pinky swear.
00:03:43Friends forever.
00:03:44Friends forever.
00:03:45I stopped doing that.
00:03:54Oh, what about work?
00:03:56I actually just started a new job.
00:03:58I'm doing marketing at GenGuard.
00:04:00Small world.
00:04:01Never biggest client.
00:04:02Hmm.
00:04:03No way.
00:04:04Wait, what do you do?
00:04:06I work at a software development startup.
00:04:08Hey.
00:04:09It's cool.
00:04:10What about your love life?
00:04:11What?
00:04:12What about your love life?
00:04:13What?
00:04:14What about your love life?
00:04:15Oh my God.
00:04:16Years of bad sex with jerks.
00:04:17A lifetime of one night stands with shallow women.
00:04:18Cheers mate.
00:04:19How about we?
00:04:20Stop it.
00:04:21No.
00:04:22Hey.
00:04:23We're friends.
00:04:24Well, if you ever do on an earth shattering orgasm, I'm your men.
00:04:25Sex ruins everything.
00:04:26Yeah, I suppose you're right.
00:04:27Huh.
00:04:28Oh my God.
00:04:29Oh my God.
00:04:30Years of bad sex with jerks.
00:04:31Oh my God.
00:04:32Years of bad sex with jerks.
00:04:33A lifetime of one night stands with shallow women.
00:04:34Cheers mate.
00:04:35How about we?
00:04:36Stop it.
00:04:37No.
00:04:38Hey.
00:04:39We're friends.
00:04:40Well, if you ever do on an earth shattering orgasm, I'm your men.
00:04:43Sex ruins everything.
00:04:44Yeah, I suppose you're right.
00:04:45Huh.
00:04:46I'll be your wing woman though.
00:04:47You're not your wing men.
00:04:50You're not your wing men.
00:04:54Oh my God.
00:04:59Damn it.
00:05:03Oh my God.
00:05:13I can't remember this.
00:05:42I can't remember the last time I laughed this hard.
00:05:48I think I peed myself a little bit.
00:05:52I have that effect on women.
00:05:55I forgot how pretty you are.
00:06:00Thanks.
00:06:02I think.
00:06:05Let's never lose touch again.
00:06:07Friends forever?
00:06:14Friends forever.
00:06:16Let's never lose touch again.
00:06:46Let's never lose touch again.
00:06:53Let's never lose touch again.
00:06:55Let's never lose touch again.
00:07:03Let's never lose touch again.
00:07:05Let's never lose touch again.
00:07:12Let's never lose touch again.
00:07:14Let's never lose touch again.
00:07:22Let's never lose touch again.
00:07:24Let's never lose touch again.
00:07:32Let's never lose touch again.
00:07:34Let's never lose touch again.
00:07:37Let's never lose touch again.
00:07:44Let's never lose touch again.
00:07:52doing here? I don't know. What am I doing here? Oh, my head. My head. Feels like there's
00:08:00a bag of nails resting on my brain. Hey, that means since we're here. What? No, no, no,
00:08:11no, no, no, no, no. Bad idea. What? Last night was a bad idea. Why? Because Asher, you're
00:08:21one of my best friends. Fuck, sex reminds everything. I suppose you're right. But
00:08:31still. But still. I have a proposition. What? Friends with benefits. Sex without
00:08:44strengths. You do you, I do me. And we do each other. Interesting. Okay. Sold. And benefits.
00:09:14And I'll need the marketing report for the fourth quarter.
00:09:35Hello, ladies. Asher? You two know each other? Yeah. We know each other from college. He's
00:09:54one of my best friends. What are you doing here? He's here to see my father. Wait, what?
00:10:00Daddy owns the company. Daddy owns the company. I know. I actually own the company I work
00:10:05at. He's worth billions. And here I thought I knew everything about you. I've been busy
00:10:11since college. Clearly. Listen, I gotta run, but talk to you later? Sure. Good to see you,
00:10:21Beth. You too. What a man. What's this? I took the liberty of drawing up a friends with benefits
00:10:43contract. A contract? It outlines the parameters of our relationship. Okay. Article one. Nobody
00:10:51knows. It might get in the way of us seeing other people. Good point. Article two. We meet
00:10:57at a mutually agreed upon place at a mutually agreed upon time. Okay. Article three. Honesty
00:11:04and transparency are a must. Agreed. Article four. No lies. No lies. Article five. Once one party
00:11:18sleeps with another person, the agreement is over. I don't like that one. Gets too complicated
00:11:27otherwise. Fine. And finally. Friends first. Friends first. Let's eat. Let's eat.
00:11:52istor on a suivre. I don't like that one. No lies. It is phải ăn. You want to be
00:11:56a stretch of the plate? No lies. Important. If you're asking? You might go somewhere.
00:11:58What about you? I know it's a ei-いつ of a
00:12:08good guy, so don't want to 되게уйте. Let's get this idea, right? Credits
00:12:46No, I think the wife did it.
00:12:50And I think you're insane.
00:12:51No, you do.
00:12:55Stop it.
00:13:00Will you go out with me?
00:13:03What?
00:13:04On a date.
00:13:05Will you go on a date with me?
00:13:08A real one.
00:13:10No.
00:13:10What?
00:13:18I mean, no, the contract.
00:13:20Forget the contract.
00:13:22No, friends first.
00:13:24Remember?
00:13:26Sex, romance, it ruins everything.
00:13:32Asher, you mean way too much to me for that.
00:13:34Come on.
00:13:50Friends first?
00:13:55Friends first.
00:13:58Friends first.
00:13:58Friends first.
00:13:58Friends first.
00:14:02So, see you at seven tonight?
00:14:10Yes, you will.
00:14:11He asked me out.
00:14:26He asked me out.
00:14:28Breathe, Beth.
00:14:29Breathe.
00:14:30I've been crushing on him for so long.
00:14:33On Asher?
00:14:34Yes.
00:14:35He asked you out?
00:14:36Yes.
00:14:37On a date?
00:14:38Yes, yes, yes.
00:14:40Will you grab a coffee with me later?
00:14:41Because you two are such good friends.
00:14:43You can give me some tips.
00:14:45Oh.
00:14:47Um.
00:14:48Yeah, okay.
00:14:50I gotta go.
00:14:51Getting a Maddie Petty ready for the big night.
00:14:53I'm totally freaking out.
00:14:57Bye.
00:14:58Where was he born?
00:15:08Philadelphia.
00:15:10Philadelphia.
00:15:11Uh, favorite food?
00:15:14Um.
00:15:17He likes hot fudge sundaes.
00:15:19Oh.
00:15:20Hot fudge sundae.
00:15:22I like your pen.
00:15:24I've never seen that color before.
00:15:25Daddy has a made-for-me special.
00:15:27It's my favorite color.
00:15:28Heliotrope purple.
00:15:30Cool.
00:15:31What about sports?
00:15:34Beth, why don't you just ask him this yourself?
00:15:36On your date?
00:15:38I can't do that.
00:15:39If I'm gonna marry this man,
00:15:40he's gotta think we're meant to be.
00:15:44Marry?
00:15:45You got a problem with that?
00:15:47Why have the two of you never hooked up anyhow?
00:15:56Me and Asher?
00:15:59No.
00:16:00No, no, no.
00:16:01Never.
00:16:02He's...
00:16:03We're...
00:16:03We're friends.
00:16:05We're best friends.
00:16:06Good.
00:16:07By the way, I love your outfit.
00:16:09Where'd you get it?
00:16:11Oh, Mason's.
00:16:12On third.
00:16:12It's super cute.
00:16:14Okay, let's carry on.
00:16:16Uh, siblings?
00:16:21And being an only child.
00:16:24I was an only child as well.
00:16:25Really?
00:16:27Cool.
00:16:28Anyhow, being an only child,
00:16:29my parents sent me to art camp in Philadelphia.
00:16:32I was born in Philly.
00:16:34Shut up.
00:16:35It's my favorite city.
00:16:37Where was the school?
00:16:38Um, I...
00:16:42Can I interest you in some dessert?
00:16:50How about we, um, share a hot fudge someday?
00:16:55That is my favorite dessert.
00:17:00I can't believe how much we have in common.
00:17:03I had a wonderful time.
00:17:11I really hope we can do this again.
00:17:14That would be great.
00:17:17Good night.
00:17:20Oh, my.
00:17:21Okay, thank you?
00:17:26Listen.
00:17:27I should really head out.
00:17:31Uh, take care.
00:17:33Why don't you come up?
00:17:35And I will fuck you.
00:17:37It's within an inch of your life.
00:17:40Um, I don't think that would be such a good idea.
00:17:46Why?
00:17:47Because I've sworn off one-night stands.
00:17:51I'm a one-night stand?
00:17:53No, no, it...
00:17:54That's not what I meant.
00:17:55It's just...
00:17:56Sex ruins everything.
00:18:00Let's wait.
00:18:00So, it can be perfect.
00:18:05Yeah?
00:18:08Yes!
00:18:12Okay.
00:18:14Toodles!
00:18:14Beth?
00:18:22It was nice.
00:18:25We have a lot in common.
00:18:29Are you...
00:18:30jealous?
00:18:33No.
00:18:33Did you, um...
00:18:38Did you sleep together?
00:18:42No.
00:18:43But not for a lack of her trying.
00:18:46Beth?
00:18:47She's an animal.
00:18:49Oh, God.
00:18:50Stop it.
00:18:52Besides, I don't want to ruin our arrangement.
00:18:55Not for Beth, you don't.
00:18:57Yeah, my days of one-night stands are over.
00:18:59I want to wait.
00:19:00Just in case she is the one.
00:19:04You never know.
00:19:05I want to get off on the right foot.
00:19:06I'm never getting married.
00:19:15I'm ready to settle down.
00:19:19Oh?
00:19:22You do you.
00:19:24To each his own.
00:19:26Agreed.
00:19:27Did you steal my fudge?
00:19:28Maybe.
00:19:28Give it back.
00:19:29Give it back.
00:19:30Come on.
00:19:31Mm-mm.
00:19:31It's not clean.
00:19:34It's my strawberry.
00:19:35All right.
00:19:35That was rude.
00:19:44It's not clean.
00:19:55What am I doing?
00:20:04It's not clean.
00:20:05It's not.
00:20:06It's not clean.
00:20:07It was not clean.
00:20:08you do not have feelings for Asher
00:20:18you will not have feelings for Asher
00:20:22true love does not exist
00:20:25you will only get hurt
00:20:27he is your friend
00:20:29don't blow it
00:20:31friendship first
00:20:33Leanne Lamont
00:20:35you do not have feelings for Asher
00:20:37you will not have feelings for Asher
00:20:39true love does not exist
00:20:42you will only get hurt
00:20:43he is your friend
00:20:44don't blow it
00:20:47friendship first
00:20:49Leanne Lamont
00:21:07hey
00:21:22shit
00:21:24I'm so sorry
00:21:26my bad my fault
00:21:28hang on
00:21:30you got a tissue
00:21:33here
00:21:38let me
00:21:39hey what are you doing
00:21:40stop cock-fucking me
00:21:41oh
00:21:42oh I didn't realize
00:21:44hey Asher
00:21:45Eric
00:21:47okay
00:21:51well
00:21:52see you guys later
00:21:53here
00:21:57thank you
00:21:59I'm Leanne
00:22:03by the way
00:22:03I'm Eric
00:22:04that was fun
00:22:15yeah was that fun
00:22:17or was Eric fun
00:22:19both
00:22:22okay
00:22:23you gotta watch out for him
00:22:24he's a player
00:22:25so what
00:22:27think I can't handle myself
00:22:29no
00:22:30that's not what I'm saying
00:22:31oh my god
00:22:34are you jealous
00:22:36no
00:22:37I'm not jealous
00:22:38why would I be jealous
00:22:39we're friends with benefits
00:22:41remember
00:22:41yeah
00:22:44you don't have to be a dick about it
00:22:46okay I'm not being a dick
00:22:48you're just making another bad choice
00:22:50I can handle myself
00:22:55yeah fine
00:22:57be that way
00:22:57you know maybe things are getting too complicated
00:23:03maybe we need to end this
00:23:07arrangement
00:23:09maybe you were so shut down
00:23:13that you can only date asshole men
00:23:15maybe you should go fuck yourself
00:23:21maybe I will
00:23:24yes
00:23:27flowers for Mrs. Leanne Lambert
00:23:38that's me
00:23:40oh my god
00:23:41thank you
00:23:42I'm Eric
00:23:46what are you doing here
00:23:54had a meeting with best dad
00:23:57Mr. Merrick
00:24:00yes
00:24:03they're nice
00:24:07listen
00:24:11I'm really sorry about last night
00:24:14I was out of line
00:24:16no
00:24:17no I was out of line
00:24:20I'm so sorry about the slap
00:24:27oh my god
00:24:28yeah I deserved it
00:24:31friends forever
00:24:36friends forever
00:24:39dinner later
00:24:44sounds awesome
00:24:46someone's in a good mood
00:25:07oh it's just
00:25:09I'm just so happy
00:25:12you know Leanne
00:25:14I think I like Asher a lot
00:25:16I think he could be the one
00:25:19oh
00:25:21I think I'm falling in love
00:25:23you've only just started dating
00:25:25have you ever had a connection
00:25:28that's just
00:25:29so deep
00:25:30so
00:25:31immediate
00:25:32that you just
00:25:32know
00:25:33yeah
00:25:36that's us
00:25:38you know
00:25:40he told me
00:25:41he wants us to wait
00:25:42for sex
00:25:44he says he wants to build
00:25:45a strong foundation
00:25:46first
00:25:47I hope you aren't jealous
00:25:51oh
00:25:53no
00:25:54I don't know
00:25:55I
00:25:55I just want him to be happy
00:25:57by the way
00:25:58I love your lipstick
00:25:59it's so
00:26:00unique
00:26:01what color is it
00:26:03Paris pink
00:26:04I love it
00:26:06anyway
00:26:07gotta go
00:26:08toodles
00:26:09why are you so down
00:26:18what's wrong
00:26:20nothing
00:26:23famous last words
00:26:25is it
00:26:27attic
00:26:27of course not
00:26:30how's Beth
00:26:32by the way
00:26:33she thinks that you're gonna settle down with her
00:26:35yeah you never know
00:26:37give me your hand
00:26:42I'll tell you what's gonna happen
00:26:44come on
00:26:45okay
00:26:46okay
00:26:47this
00:26:49is your lifeline
00:26:50it's long
00:26:52so you have a nice long life
00:26:54okay
00:26:56this
00:26:57is your headline
00:26:58for wisdom
00:26:59mmhmm
00:27:00and
00:27:01looks like you have done
00:27:04some stupid things
00:27:05and this
00:27:09is your love line
00:27:11so you've got a rocky beginning
00:27:14over here
00:27:15but you have a long
00:27:18line of love
00:27:19ahead of you
00:27:20you wanna go home and fuck
00:27:43great idea
00:27:45great idea
00:27:45love you
00:27:47I'm
00:27:48and
00:27:57I'm
00:27:57I'm
00:27:58I'm
00:27:59I'm
00:27:59I'm
00:27:59I'm
00:28:00I'm
00:28:00oh
00:28:01I'm
00:28:01I'm
00:28:02I'm
00:28:02I'm
00:28:03I're
00:28:03I'm
00:28:04Oh, my God.
00:28:34It looks like we had fun last night.
00:28:44Do you have a key?
00:28:50One second.
00:29:04Oh, nice trick.
00:29:15Right?
00:29:16Yeah.
00:29:20Who is that?
00:29:22I have no idea.
00:29:24Hello?
00:29:25Your front door is unlocked.
00:29:27Hi, front door.
00:29:40Nuts.
00:29:44How could you?
00:29:45Beth!
00:29:49Wait, Beth!
00:29:51Oh, fuck.
00:29:52What have I done?
00:29:55What do you mean, what have you done?
00:29:57Beth, it's not what it looks like!
00:29:58Hey, what are you doing?
00:30:11I'm leaving.
00:30:12I'm getting dressed.
00:30:13I'm going.
00:30:14I'm feeling kind of yucky right now.
00:30:15I'm sorry, okay?
00:30:16You didn't do anything.
00:30:17It was me.
00:30:18I fucked up.
00:30:20You said it wasn't serious.
00:30:21It wasn't.
00:30:22It isn't.
00:30:23It doesn't matter.
00:30:23I fucked up.
00:30:24Whatever it is, it was, I fucked it up, okay?
00:30:31I guess it's time for us to end this friends with benefits thing.
00:30:40Yeah.
00:30:46Friends first?
00:30:52Friends first.
00:30:54Hey, Beth.
00:31:09Go away!
00:31:15I need to talk to you.
00:31:18I'd fire her, except Daddy said we'd get sued.
00:31:21You on the other hand.
00:31:23I don't want to speak to you ever again.
00:31:25It's not what you think, okay?
00:31:27It was a stupid game.
00:31:28Friends with benefits.
00:31:29But it's over now, okay?
00:31:30I promise.
00:31:31I promise.
00:31:34Do you love her?
00:31:40Of course not.
00:31:41Okay?
00:31:42She means nothing to me.
00:31:45Really?
00:31:46Hey, I want to see what happens between us.
00:31:51You and me.
00:31:53Please.
00:31:55Give me another chance.
00:32:02I suppose.
00:32:06Okay.
00:32:07Okay.
00:32:07Okay.
00:32:07Leanne, it's me again.
00:32:23Don't know why you're avoiding me.
00:32:25I'm so confused.
00:32:27Friends forever, remember?
00:32:28Eric.
00:32:35Hi.
00:32:37I'm sorry if it's been a while.
00:32:39I know I've been out of touch, but...
00:32:41I would love to see you again, if you're up for it.
00:32:54Asher?
00:32:54Asher, it's me.
00:32:56I haven't heard from you in like four hours.
00:32:58What's going on?
00:32:59Are you with Leanne?
00:33:00Call me.
00:33:01Okay, Leanne, I don't know what I did to drive you away, but...
00:33:18I'll leave you alone now.
00:33:20If you ever want to be friends again, you know where to find me.
00:33:24Okay.
00:33:31It's Eric.
00:33:46Leave a message.
00:33:47Hey, Eric.
00:33:50I just wanted to say that I had a great time the other night,
00:33:54and I wanted to see what you were doing later.
00:33:56Asher?
00:33:57Asher, where are you?
00:33:59Why won't you call me back?
00:34:01I know you're with her.
00:34:02You lied to me!
00:34:05Okay.
00:34:06Miss you.
00:34:07Call me.
00:34:08Bye.
00:34:13Beth, I got your 35 messages.
00:34:18Listen, I'd really like to get to know you better
00:34:20and spend some time with you,
00:34:22but maybe we need to slow things down a bit.
00:34:26I'll call you when I can.
00:34:31Hey, hey, hey, hey, babe.
00:34:56Slow down.
00:35:02To love.
00:35:06Wait.
00:35:08Love sucks.
00:35:12Okay.
00:35:13I think we've had enough.
00:35:15How about what we had back to the Mod.
00:35:23Fabulous.
00:35:27Easy.
00:35:27What a good you said to me.
00:35:57What a good you said to me.
00:36:27I'm just so happy to see you again.
00:36:29Yeah, I'm sorry. I've been aloof. Just been going through some stuff.
00:36:32You want to talk about it, baby?
00:36:34No, that's okay. Just life.
00:36:36Is it Leanne?
00:36:38I don't want to talk about Leanne.
00:36:41You know her and Eric have gotten hot and heavy.
00:36:43I thought she wasn't into Eric.
00:36:46Well, when I was out and about this morning, I saw her leaving Eric's apartment.
00:36:49And we looked like her clothes from last night.
00:36:54No way. She would never. He's a knob.
00:36:58Which is why I grabbed a photo.
00:37:02I guess she's not the same you think she is.
00:37:32No way.
00:38:27What the fuck, Leanne?
00:38:49How could you miss that?
00:38:51Sorry.
00:38:52I'm trying my best.
00:38:54Hey.
00:38:55Your best isn't good enough.
00:38:56You cost us the game.
00:38:58Okay, hey, you've had too much to do.
00:39:00Don't tell you what to do, woman.
00:39:02She can handle herself.
00:39:04Remember, that part of your life is over.
00:39:07Asher.
00:39:07Look at the loser.
00:39:09So embarrassing.
00:39:13Fucking prick.
00:39:15Come here.
00:39:19Come on.
00:39:20Take care.
00:39:20I'm going to have to do it.
00:39:21I'm going to have to go.
00:39:38I'm going to have to go.
00:40:38We were never together.
00:40:40Beth, we were never together.
00:40:43I mean, we went out like six times.
00:40:46You said you wanted to see where things went.
00:40:48Yes.
00:40:49And unfortunately, they went in another direction.
00:40:52I'm so sorry.
00:40:53I never meant to hurt you.
00:40:56You're fired.
00:40:58You can't fire me.
00:40:59I don't work at your company and I own mine.
00:41:02I'll fire Leanne.
00:41:04You can't.
00:41:05She'll sue.
00:41:07Okay, you're a terrific girl and I really enjoyed our time together.
00:41:11And more than anything, I truly hope that we can remain friends.
00:41:18Yeah.
00:41:19Yeah.
00:41:20Yeah.
00:41:21Yeah.
00:41:22Yeah.
00:41:23Yeah.
00:41:24Yeah.
00:41:25Yeah.
00:41:26Yeah.
00:41:27Yeah.
00:41:28Yeah.
00:41:29Yeah.
00:41:30Yeah.
00:41:31Yeah.
00:41:32Yeah.
00:41:33Yeah.
00:41:34Yeah.
00:41:35Yeah.
00:41:36Yeah.
00:41:37Yeah.
00:41:38I don't know.
00:43:16I can't believe you think I'm lying.
00:43:17And how do you explain this text?
00:43:18I don't know.
00:43:19I didn't send it.
00:43:20I don't know.
00:43:21I can't believe you think I'm lying.
00:43:22You've been sneaking around with Eric and accidentally sent me a text meant for him.
00:43:53You're stupid.
00:43:54I am not seeing Eric.
00:43:56Why would I cheat on you?
00:43:59You're my lover.
00:44:00You're my best friend.
00:44:02Lyria.
00:44:03I am not a cheater.
00:44:06I did not send that text and I don't know how it got there but if you want to break up
00:44:10over this then fine.
00:44:12I do.
00:44:13Okay then.
00:44:19Okay then.
00:44:20Okay then.
00:44:21Okay then.
00:44:51I will.
00:44:52I will.
00:44:53I will.
00:44:54I will.
00:44:55I will.
00:44:56I will.
00:44:57I will.
00:44:58Wondering if you prefer cream puffs or cheesecake for the dessert.
00:45:13Or both.
00:45:14Thoughts?
00:45:15Please don't marry him.
00:45:20You don't love her.
00:45:22You're rebounding.
00:45:27I'm thanking chartreuse and pink for the bridesmaids.
00:45:32Thoughts?
00:45:33A string quartet instead of a jazz trio.
00:45:37Thoughts?
00:45:38They say he's the photographer to the stars.
00:45:44Thoughts?
00:45:45Thoughts?
00:45:46Thoughts?
00:45:49Thoughts?
00:45:50Thoughts?
00:45:51Where are the people?
00:45:52PHONE RINGS
00:45:54Thoughts?
00:45:55No with you.
00:45:56Thoughts?
00:45:57Truth.
00:45:58Thoughts?
00:45:59Oh my god.
00:46:00Sit your uncle Harold next to my second cousin once removed.
00:46:03I think they'd really get along, because it turns out that they both have the same dog!
00:46:08Did you know that? It's crazy!
00:46:10Oh my god...
00:46:27Hello!
00:46:31Did you, uh, get my messages?
00:46:33You're gonna love the photographer, he's awesome!
00:46:36I have tons of dresses and shoes to try on for you, and there's more with the doorman.
00:46:39Could you run down and grab them?
00:46:41Sure.
00:46:41Thanks!
00:47:00Beth, you have got to end this friendship once and for all.
00:47:05You are gone, Leanne Lamont.
00:47:16Once I'm done with this, he is never going to want to see you again.
00:47:19Ever.
00:47:28Our relationship to you and your company is officially terminated.
00:47:32Effective now!
00:47:33Wait, what?
00:47:35Our source indicates you've been selling Fallon industry secrets to our competitors!
00:47:42Who's this source?
00:47:42Oh my god.
00:47:48Why would she do this?
00:47:50Lovers scorned, I suppose?
00:47:54No, it's not true.
00:47:56This will ruin me.
00:47:56You know, Asha, I have half a mind to call off your wedding to my Bethy Wethy this weekend.
00:48:02But you never speak to me again.
00:48:07So I'm stuck with you.
00:48:08Mr. Fallon, I swear, this isn't true.
00:48:12It doesn't matter at this point.
00:48:14It's already in the trades.
00:48:17You're toxic, Asha.
00:48:19Nobody will touch you.
00:48:22So now you get your ass out of my office.
00:48:32Asher?
00:48:33You bitch.
00:48:35What?
00:48:35You jealous bitch.
00:48:38What are you doing?
00:48:40What are you...
00:48:40I'm getting married to someone else on Saturday.
00:48:42So you got jealous and decided to ruin me.
00:48:45Honey?
00:48:47What are you talking about?
00:48:48I would never try to ruin you.
00:48:51Old job well done.
00:48:52Okay, let's just figure this out.
00:48:54Stay away from me.
00:48:57Asher, you're one of my best friends.
00:49:00We are not friends.
00:49:03We are nothing.
00:49:06Stay away from me.
00:49:06Don't contact me.
00:49:08Don't speak to me.
00:49:09Don't look at me.
00:49:16You are dead to me.
00:49:30You are dead.
00:52:19Oh my God, this is crazy.
00:52:22I didn't write this.
00:52:29Heliotrope Purple.
00:52:30It was Beth.
00:52:38Heliotrope Purple.
00:52:39It was Beth.
00:52:45She's been trying to break us up all along.
00:52:48Oh my God.
00:52:49Ludington's had her day.
00:52:51I have to warn him.
00:52:52Come on, come on, come on.
00:52:55Come on, come on.
00:52:55Come on, come on.
00:52:59Come on.
00:53:05Shit, he blocked me?
00:53:07Beth?
00:53:18Beth?
00:53:20Beth?
00:53:22Bess?
00:53:52Bess?
00:54:22Bess?
00:54:36Oh my god. She's insane.
00:54:41What are you doing here?
00:54:44Bess. You set me up.
00:54:50You've been trying to break us up, you bitch.
00:54:53I'd say you're in no position to be making accusations, but you're right. And I won.
00:55:01You stay away from me. You're insane.
00:55:08I'll scream.
00:55:09Nobody will hear you.
00:55:16Can't let you ruin my wedding, Leanne.
00:55:20I'm not gonna ruin your wedding. I promise.
00:55:26Beth. Okay?
00:55:28You and Asher? Or...
00:55:30You're a great couple.
00:55:32He loves you.
00:55:36Why don't I just go away?
00:55:38I'll move.
00:55:40I'll quit my job. Just...
00:55:42Please.
00:55:44Beth.
00:55:46Don't hurt me.
00:55:47Okay?
00:55:48I'm sorry, Leanne.
00:55:50But you've gotta go.
00:55:52I'm sorry, Leanne.
00:55:54But you've gotta go.
00:55:56I'm sorry, Leanne.
00:55:58But you've gotta go.
00:56:00I'm sorry, Leanne.
00:56:01I'm sorry, Leanne.
00:56:05But you've gotta go.
00:56:06No!
00:56:07No!
00:56:08I can't...
00:56:09No!
00:56:11No!
00:56:12No!
00:56:14No!
00:56:15No!
00:56:17No!
00:56:18No!
00:56:19No!
00:56:21No!
00:56:23No!
00:56:28No!
00:56:30I can't wait on the 1.
00:56:31No!
00:56:32No!
00:56:33I'm sorry.
00:57:03Don't bother.
00:57:24That pipe's in there good.
00:57:25You're not going anywhere.
00:57:29You're crazy.
00:57:31You're never getting away with it.
00:57:33Oh, but I will.
00:57:35See, I'm getting married today.
00:57:37And then we'll go on our honeymoon.
00:57:39And when I get back, you'll be dead.
00:57:44I hear starvation is a long and painful death.
00:57:51You bitch.
00:57:53You bitch!
00:57:55Oh, and by the way, you're fired.
00:58:01Toodles!
00:58:02Toodles!
00:58:08Toodles!
00:58:39Come on.
00:59:39No, no, no, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on.
00:59:55Come on.
00:59:57Come on.
00:59:59Come on.
01:00:01Come on.
01:00:03Come on.
01:00:07Come on.
01:00:09Come on.
01:00:11Come on.
01:00:13Come on.
01:00:15Come on.
01:00:17Come on.
01:00:19Come on.
01:00:21Come on.
01:00:23Come on.
01:00:25Come on.
01:00:27Come on.
01:00:29Come on.
01:00:31Come on.
01:00:33Come on.
01:00:35What's going on, Beth?
01:00:36Security, take this woman away.
01:00:39She's clearly deranged.
01:00:40Come on, dearly beloved.
01:00:42We are gathered here today.
01:00:43Let's go finish it.
01:00:44Mr. Fallon.
01:00:45Mr. Fallon.
01:00:46Your daughter wrote this letter.
01:00:48Not me.
01:00:49On which she forged my signature.
01:00:51What?
01:00:52It's completely absurd.
01:00:54Is this true?
01:00:55She's crazy.
01:00:56Security!
01:00:57She confessed to it all last night.
01:00:59Right after she tried to kill me.
01:01:01Asher, you love me.
01:01:02We're getting married today.
01:01:03Go, go, go!
01:01:04Go away, you crazy bitch!
01:01:05from ruining everything!
01:01:06Go away, you crazy bitch!
01:01:07from ruining everything!
01:01:09Beth.
01:01:10How could you?
01:01:11I did it for you, baby, for us.
01:01:13Get off me.
01:01:14Go away you crazy bitch from ruining everything!
01:01:23Go away you crazy bitch from ruining everything!
01:01:27Beth, how could you?
01:01:29I did it for you baby, for us!
01:01:31Get off me!
01:01:37I will kill you, I will kill you!
01:01:40Get off me!
01:01:44Hey!
01:01:45No!
01:01:46No, no, no, no, no!
01:01:50Beth, don't you take me!
01:01:52Beth, don't let me allow you to decline!
01:01:59You okay?
01:02:03Yeah, I think so.
01:02:05Okay.
01:02:06Good.
01:02:07God.
01:02:08Someone grab a chair.
01:02:13You okay?
01:02:14Yeah, I think so.
01:02:16Okay.
01:02:17Okay.
01:02:18Good.
01:02:19God.
01:02:20Someone grab a chair.
01:02:26Babe.
01:02:27Hey.
01:02:28Wake up, babe.
01:02:29Baby, wake up.
01:02:31Baby.
01:02:32Hey, wake up.
01:02:33Wake up, baby.
01:02:34Man.
01:02:35Leanne.
01:02:36Oh.
01:02:38Asher.
01:02:39Yes, it's me.
01:02:40And it's all over.
01:02:47I'm so sorry for everything.
01:02:49I'm more sorry.
01:02:51You saved me.
01:02:52You're my hero.
01:02:53You're my hero.
01:02:58Sure, I love you.
01:03:02I love you, Leanne.
01:03:08Let me help you.
01:03:10Come on.
01:03:11Uh, but before I take you to the hospital, I have a question to ask you.
01:03:29Will you marry me?
01:03:32Yes.
01:03:33Yes.
01:03:34Yes.
01:03:35Yes, yes, yes.
01:03:43They say that sex ruins everything.
01:03:46But sometimes, it makes everything better.