H-o-w T-o T-a-m-e A S-i-l-v-e-r

Apollo Channel

6/7/2025

Transcript

00:00:00Oh, looking good, girl.

00:00:16Just another creep. Just my luck.

00:00:23Please pick up.

00:00:24Hey, Dad, um, I'm stuck and I need you to come help me.

00:00:34Sure thing, hon.

00:00:35Mr. Reed.

00:00:36Are you seriously screwing someone right now?

00:00:38He'll be there soon.

00:00:41What?

00:00:42Who?

00:00:46Drugging girls in my club?

00:00:48You must have a death wish.

00:00:54You got the wrong, God, I swear!

00:01:04Shut up.

00:01:05You have the worst timing.

00:01:07Hey, you know that favor you owe me?

00:01:10I'm cashing it in.

00:01:12Now.

00:01:18What are you doing?

00:01:21What's a princess like you doing in a place like this?

00:01:29It's nice and warm in the back of my truck.

00:01:32You'll get away from me, creep.

00:01:34Ah, you've got a mouth on you, don't you?

00:01:39Stop!

00:01:40Let's see what else it can do.

00:01:44What the hell?

00:01:45What the hell?

00:01:51Mr. Collins?

00:01:54That's in his...

00:01:55best friend?

00:02:13You're shivering.

00:02:14Come on, kiddo.

00:02:16Kiddo?

00:02:16Why is he still calling me that?

00:02:18I'm a grown-ass woman.

00:02:22Do you want me to roll out a red carpet for you or what?

00:02:24Let's go.

00:02:33I haven't seen Mr. Collins in, like, five Christmases.

00:02:40He's tougher than I've ever met.

00:02:45Something wrong?

00:02:45Um, your arm is...

00:02:52Wet...

00:02:56from the rain.

00:02:59Wipe it, then.

00:02:59There's no rain up there.

00:03:24Rain, sorry.

00:03:24So, why'd my dad send you, anyway?

00:03:32Thought you'd be...

00:03:33busy running your nightclub, or...

00:03:35beating up...

00:03:37sleazebags, not...

00:03:38picking up some guy's daughter.

00:03:39Come to think of it, I actually don't think I've seen my dad in months.

00:03:50I don't do small talk.

00:03:54Okay, then.

00:03:55Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, stop.

00:04:01I need to pick something.

00:04:02No, I'm not taking a little kid to buy alcohol.

00:04:05I am 22 years old.

00:04:06Exactly.

00:04:07Kiddo.

00:04:07Shut up!

00:04:08You're not that much older than me.

00:04:11Look, I'm having a little kickback at my apartment later, and I need to buy alcohol,

00:04:14because otherwise, nobody will want to be friends with me, and then I won't have any friends for the rest of the year.

00:04:18And nobody...

00:04:19If I take you, will you shut up?

00:04:25Yes.

00:04:33I'll be quick.

00:04:34Okay.

00:04:44You're not going out there dressed like that.

00:04:49It's not safe.

00:04:51Has it been like this the whole time?

00:04:53Yeah.

00:04:54Why didn't you say something?

00:04:56I just did.

00:04:57You freaking creep!

00:05:00Give me a jacket or something.

00:05:01Okay.

00:05:14When you're done checking me out, I think your store closes in two minutes.

00:05:34I was not checking you out.

00:05:36That was a yawn.

00:05:37I'm sure it was, kiddo.

00:05:38It's past your bedtime.

00:05:43Stop calling me kid.

00:05:44You might actually make friends tonight, Harper.

00:06:07This is a small kickback.

00:06:10Looks like a goddamn circus in there.

00:06:13Does your dad know about that?

00:06:15Well, maybe if my dad actually bothered to visit, I would give a shit what he thinks,

00:06:21but he doesn't live here, and neither do you.

00:06:23Yeah, about that.

00:06:25I live here now.

00:06:26He put me in charge.

00:06:28And I'm kicking everyone out.

00:06:29Wait, Chris.

00:06:29No, please.

00:06:33This might be my only chance to make friends.

00:06:36You can't buy your friends, kid.

00:06:48I don't have another choice.

00:06:50I've barely met anyone since I transferred here, and this is my last year of college, and...

00:06:55I don't want to graduate alone.

00:06:59Fine.

00:07:00Have your kickback.

00:07:02Or not.

00:07:03Either way, I have to stay here until your dad gets back.

00:07:06I don't need you to look after me.

00:07:09Yeah.

00:07:14Who is that?

00:07:16No.

00:07:17I'm going to kill you?

00:07:23Count your days, slut?

00:07:25It's not a big deal.

00:07:26I can explain.

00:07:28This is your ex, Brian.

00:07:29Your dad was talking about him, this sick fuck.

00:07:31You guys were spying on me?

00:07:34Mark cares about your safety.

00:07:37That's the only reason I'm here.

00:07:39It's either me living here or three bodyguards.

00:07:42Your choice.

00:07:51You are not living here.

00:07:53I don't give a shit what my dad says.

00:07:55I don't need a babysitter.

00:07:58Then stop acting like a baby.

00:08:01You better not show your face in there.

00:08:05I don't need you acting like an asshole to all my friends.

00:08:14God damn it.

00:08:16Promise to Mark.

00:08:26Whoa.

00:08:28Who's this?

00:08:29Puff Grandpa?

00:08:30Grandpa?

00:08:31He's hotter than you, Mike.

00:08:34Huh?

00:08:40Remind me of why we're at a loser nobody's house when I run Greek life.

00:08:45Could literally be on a yacht right now.

00:08:48Apparently this chick Harper Reeves has a rich dad.

00:08:51And rich dad means fancy alcohol!

00:08:54Hi, hi, Christina, Fox, and Becca too.

00:09:03I can't believe you guys actually came to my party.

00:09:06Duh.

00:09:08I didn't miss it.

00:09:11It's really nice to meet you.

00:09:12Oh, well, um, please feel free to, uh, help yourselves.

00:09:19Thanks, Heather.

00:09:20Oh, it's Harper?

00:09:21It's Harper?

00:09:23Enjoy the party!

00:09:24I guess this bottle of a mackerel makes up for having to put up with that dork Harper.

00:09:34Where's Harper?

00:09:36Harper?

00:09:37Harper?

00:09:37Forget Harper.

00:09:41Hang out with me.

00:09:42I know somewhere we can talk.

00:09:48I know somewhere we can talk.

00:09:51I don't like talking.

00:09:53Oh, I know your type, Daddy.

00:09:55Christina and I, we're into group activities.

00:09:58Talk or no talk?

00:10:01You're telling me you would turn down the both of us?

00:10:04For that nobody, Harper?

00:10:06Sorry, ladies.

00:10:08I don't like my women.

00:10:10Desperate.

00:10:14Oh, and mention Harper's name again, and I'll make you regret it.

00:10:18Huh?

00:10:20He really picked Harper over us?

00:10:23I think we need to teach that nobody a lesson about what happens to skanks who think they can upstage us.

00:10:36Oh, Harper! Hey! Listen, do you think I could use your bathroom? Everyone is using the one downstairs, and...

00:10:48Ew!

00:10:48Yeah, of course you can. You're, you're like, your school royalty.

00:10:54Thanks! You know, I can't believe we didn't become friends earlier.

00:11:00We're, we're friends?

00:11:01Of course!

00:11:02I have to pee.

00:11:06Wait for me?

00:11:07Uh, yeah, of course. I'll just maybe be right outside my own room.

00:11:20What dirt can I find?

00:11:21Oh, this is gold!

00:11:35Harper, you are one psychotic little bitch.

00:11:41Time to shut your loser party down.

00:11:44I think I saw Harper go out there with a guy.

00:12:01What the hell?

00:12:15What the hell?

00:12:22Attention, everybody!

00:12:24Hello!

00:12:24So, you all seem a little bored, so why don't I spice things up by reading a few pages of Harper's diary?

00:12:38Let's see.

00:12:41Dear diary,

00:12:42Dad never wants to hang out with me.

00:12:45Sometimes I feel like he doesn't love me.

00:12:49Aw, Harper.

00:12:52Daddy issues much?

00:12:57No!

00:12:57I just need to give it back!

00:13:02Dad's friend, Chris, is like a dilf.

00:13:07That stands for a dad I'd like to fuck.

00:13:10And honestly, if he weren't my dad's best friend!

00:13:16You fantasize about the fucking guys your dad's age?

00:13:22Harper, that is so nasty!

00:13:24No, Christina, it's not true!

00:13:26Christina, I think the bitch is in heat or something.

00:13:29Is all this talk about your weird grandpa fetish turning you on?

00:13:38Let's fuck it down.

00:13:39Let's fuck it down.

00:13:46Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!

00:13:58Fuck this.

00:14:16You're jealous that a grandpa prefers Harper over a threesome with you and your loser friend?

00:14:31You were supposed to get rid of him!

00:14:37Come to her party.

00:14:39You take advantage of her kindness,

00:14:41and you make fun of her family life.

00:14:43It was a joke!

00:14:44It was a joke!

00:14:45A joke is the fact that Harper turned out to be a good kid without her father in her life.

00:14:50Your dad taught you how to be a witch.

00:14:54Chris, that's enough.

00:14:57Let her go.

00:15:00One last...

00:15:02What the hell is wrong with you?

00:15:07You're too old to be this petty!

00:15:09You're damn right I'm petty.

00:15:11Let's get one thing straight.

00:15:12Harper might be too kind to flash her family's connections.

00:15:16If you mess with her again...

00:15:18Fuck you up.

00:15:23But we're literally just girls.

00:15:25I don't give a fuck.

00:15:26Everyone out!

00:15:28The fuck out!

00:15:36What the hell was that?

00:15:39What the hell was that?

00:15:41She hurt you.

00:15:58Chris, I'm fine.

00:15:59Chris, I said I'm fine.

00:16:02You're crying.

00:16:10Why are you crying?

00:16:11I won't understand.

00:16:13Those aren't your friends, kid.

00:16:15They just tried to hurt you.

00:16:16I don't need you to fight my battles for me.

00:16:21Stupid.

00:16:21I know they're not my friends,

00:16:23but that was Christina Fox.

00:16:24You just embarrassed me.

00:16:25I don't want to stop you right there.

00:16:26And she's the queen of our...

00:16:27I said stop!

00:16:31I said stop!

00:16:34I don't care if she runs the school.

00:16:36We'll find you another school.

00:16:38I'm here to keep you safe.

00:16:39Keep me safe by pulling out a gun

00:16:42in front of college students

00:16:43just because you run some sort of shady business.

00:16:45I choose my next words very carefully, kid.

00:16:48I told you to stop calling me that.

00:16:56And I told you to stop acting like love.

00:17:01Oh, yeah?

00:17:03If I'm such a kid,

00:17:06puts that breast against my leg right now.

00:17:13Sorry, kid.

00:17:14That's my gun.

00:17:15You're going to have to try a lot harder

00:17:17if you want to turn me on.

00:17:20You better not be here tomorrow.

00:17:37Please tell me you're gone.

00:17:38You better not be a single T-shirt

00:17:45in there, Chris Collins, I swear.

00:17:47I don't care what my dad says.

00:17:54Oh!

00:17:56God.

00:18:04What?

00:18:08What kind of freak

00:18:12is my dad friends with?

00:18:16No.

00:18:21It's going to not be happening.

00:18:22He's going to be back in a second.

00:18:23You know, if you weren't as played,

00:18:34you could have just asked.

00:18:38I don't want to...

00:18:39I don't want to play.

00:18:40What do you even do with these, you perv?

00:18:43Oh, I'm the perv?

00:18:44You're the one who came into my room,

00:18:46into my closet when I wasn't here.

00:18:48I was doing you a favor

00:18:51and helping you move out

00:18:52because you shouldn't be here.

00:18:55Uncuff me.

00:19:00What are your manners?

00:19:03Say please.

00:19:08I don't have time for your games, old man.

00:19:10Give me the key.

00:19:19What the...

00:19:20You and I are going to establish some ground rules.

00:19:23Are you ready to listen,

00:19:24like a good little girl?

00:19:26Or am I going to have to keep you cuffed up all day?

00:19:32Rule number one.

00:19:33There was a lot scarier shit out there, kiddo.

00:19:39You just haven't been out in the real world

00:19:41long enough to notice it.

00:19:42So when I tell you

00:19:43that I'm here to protect you,

00:19:46you better listen to everything I say.

00:19:48I can take care of my...

00:19:50Rule number two.

00:19:52No talking back.

00:19:54I am the last guy

00:19:55you want to piss off.

00:19:57Rule number three.

00:20:06Don't start any games.

00:20:10You're not ready to play.

00:20:11So what else do you have planned today?

00:20:32My plans are none of your concerns.

00:20:34Here in the regular,

00:20:37no violent, non-mafia America,

00:20:39Oh, we have this thing called privacy.

00:20:42You can have your privacy.

00:20:45Until sunset.

00:20:47What does that mean?

00:20:52We have curfew.

00:20:53Ah!

00:21:09How's my daughter?

00:21:17Um, hot.

00:21:19What was that?

00:21:20Uh, she's hot-headed.

00:21:22Why the hell did I say that?

00:21:24That's why you're watching her and not me.

00:21:26Is she back from class?

00:21:28She was supposed to be back from class hours ago.

00:21:31Chris, is my daughter okay?

00:21:33She's fine, Mark.

00:21:34Good.

00:21:35You're my best friend.

00:21:37You're the only one I trust to keep her safe.

00:21:46You better have a good excuse when I find you.

00:21:48I'll be right back.

00:22:07Okay.

00:22:08You're at a fucking strip club, Harper?

00:22:27Your dad wants me to keep you out of trouble when you're at a goddamn strip club.

00:22:38Oh, excuse me. We're filming.

00:22:45Filming? Filming what?

00:22:48Some real hot stuff. Now beat it, Grandpa. Go find a room somewhere else.

00:22:53I'm looking for Harper Reeves. It says her location's here. So step aside before I make you.

00:22:59Mmm, nope. Harper's my best friend. And she didn't mention some old dude would be looking for...

00:23:04Hey, wait! Wait! Wait! Wait!

00:23:08He looks so sexy. Keep going.

00:23:16Harper?

00:23:24You shouldn't be here. You shouldn't be here.

00:23:28I tried to stop him.

00:23:31Hey!

00:23:33No, Harper. You shouldn't be in this grimy-ass place. What do you think you're doing here?

00:23:37It's for a class project. Give him this camera back, you prick.

00:23:41Class my ass. Is that what you want to do?

00:23:43Hold her and get her here. I ought to stick this camera straight up.

00:23:46Chris, stop!

00:23:47Not until I pummel this creep. Then the camera's next.

00:23:50Hey, wait, wait, wait. Not the camera.

00:23:52That's a thousand dollars.

00:23:53You should have thought about that before making Harper shoot your porn.

00:23:56That is enough!

00:23:57These look amazing, Harper. Oh, my best friend is so sexy.

00:24:16Wait till the whole class sees this.

00:24:18No one's going to see these.

00:24:20Deleting them.

00:24:20What?

00:24:21That is art!

00:24:23Give him this camera back or I swear to God, I'll go out there and I'll give one of those creeps a lap dance.

00:24:30See how much my dad likes that?

00:24:36Your choice.

00:24:37Camera it is.

00:24:44No, no, no, no, no, no, no!

00:24:46You asshole!

00:24:48If you ever ask Harper to do something like this again, I will jam that camera so far down your throat.

00:24:54You'll be shitting out Polaroids.

00:24:57What the fuck is your problem?

00:25:00We're leaving.

00:25:06Now.

00:25:13So first you stalk me, and then you humiliate me in front of my friends?

00:25:18I did it for your own good.

00:25:20You assaulted my classmate and ruined our project!

00:25:23You need me around for your safety, because clearly you can't do it on your own.

00:25:27You should have seen the way those guys were looking at you.

00:25:31Like a piece of meat.

00:25:33My classmate?

00:25:35It sounds like someone's a little jealous.

00:25:40Jealous?

00:25:42Jealous?

00:25:47You're cute, Harper.

00:25:49I'll give you that.

00:25:50And those things you do?

00:25:53They're cute, too.

00:25:55You know what's not cute?

00:25:57Me jealous.

00:26:00Now, you were right.

00:26:01I'm in some shady business.

00:26:02And I don't give two shits about what your little friends think about me.

00:26:05But you better not test me.

00:26:07Or I'll break you.

00:26:11In more than one way, Harper.

00:26:17Well, guess what?

00:26:19You just called me Harper instead of a kid.

00:26:24Just admit that you want me.

00:26:32What the hell is happening to me?

00:26:34There's no way I'm turned on by my best friend's daughter.

00:26:40Put your seatbelt on.

00:26:42You know what, Chris?

00:26:43You want to be my bodyguard?

00:26:45Fine.

00:26:46But I'm going to make you crazy for me.

00:26:48Let's see if Dad keeps you around now.

00:26:50So, are you going to tell me who that possessive psycho hottie is?

00:26:57No.

00:26:59Are you sleeping with a professor?

00:27:01Oh my God, Maria, no!

00:27:03Ew!

00:27:05That's my dad's best friend, Chris Collins.

00:27:07He was sent here to keep me safe.

00:27:10And he secretly wants to fuck you.

00:27:13I don't know.

00:27:14But I do know that that's the only way my dad will agree to send him home.

00:27:18Um, wait.

00:27:19You actually want to seduce your dad's best friend?

00:27:25Think about it.

00:27:26What?

00:27:29We need to get my dad to fire Chris.

00:27:31The only way to do that is if he makes a move.

00:27:33So that's step one.

00:27:35Hmm.

00:27:36You should have seen the way he barged into that club looking for you.

00:27:39He was jealous, Harbs.

00:27:41Yeah, right.

00:27:41What? Jealous of me?

00:27:42I'm a college student who works at Whole Foods.

00:27:45He's like a tech genius, billionaire, hobbyist, MMA fighter.

00:27:50Not jealous of you, dummy.

00:27:52Jealous over you.

00:27:54It looked like he wanted to kill Aaron over you dancing in that lingerie.

00:27:57So all we have to do is somehow make Chris more jealous until...

00:28:02Until he snaps.

00:28:03And then he has to admit he's got the hots for his best friend's daughter.

00:28:07And when your dad sees that, he'll be on a plane to butt-fuck nowhere in no time.

00:28:14Here's to Operation Seduction.

00:28:17Chris Collins, you better watch out.

00:28:20Because I get what I want.

00:28:21Sexy outfit.

00:28:34Check.

00:28:35Popcorn.

00:28:36Check.

00:28:37The notebook.

00:28:38The only movie that can make a guy cry.

00:28:40Check.

00:28:41What do you want?

00:28:54You done giving me the silent treatment?

00:28:56Um, popcorn?

00:28:58Harper, you idiot.

00:29:00Seduce him.

00:29:01I mean, I brought snacks as a peace offering.

00:29:07But if you're busy, I can come back later.

00:29:11Wait, wait, wait.

00:29:13I have a date, but that's not important.

00:29:15Your pulse is racing.

00:29:18What's going on?

00:29:20Oh.

00:29:21Has your ex-boyfriend given you trouble?

00:29:23Uh-uh.

00:29:24No, I just...

00:29:26I came to ask if you wanted to watch a movie.

00:29:30But it's not.

00:29:43Well, are we watching a movie or not?

00:29:52But what about your date?

00:29:54Jane, please, Jane.

00:30:05Jane, Jane, that's a good one.

00:30:13How are you not crying?

00:30:14This is like the saddest movie ever.

00:30:16Because it's not real.

00:30:19This is ridiculous.

00:30:21No one would ever leave a perfect husband like that

00:30:24for someone like this.

00:30:25It's true love.

00:30:28There's no such thing as true love.

00:30:30Anyone who's fully grown knows that, kiddo.

00:30:34Or...

00:30:35You're just a soulless AI bot.

00:30:43And there are batteries in your back.

00:30:45What exactly do you think you're doing touching me like that?

00:30:58What exactly do you think you're doing touching me like that?

00:31:01No, come on.

00:31:04Just admit that you enjoyed it.

00:31:06Shh.

00:31:12Don't mess with me, Harper.

00:31:14I'm not a toy.

00:31:14I'll ruin you.

00:31:15Well, I'm not just something that can be ruined.

00:31:19As hard as you try to convince yourself, I'm not a little girl anymore.

00:31:22It's not a lie.

00:31:28You are a beautiful woman.

00:31:30And I'm too much for you, kid.

00:31:32You can't handle me.

00:31:35Try me.

00:31:36I don't do that lovey-dovey shit.

00:31:43I don't kiss.

00:31:44And I don't make love, Harper.

00:31:48Maybe I'm into that.

00:31:50No.

00:31:51I don't think you are.

00:31:55What did you get yourself into, Harper?

00:31:57I don't know what you are.

00:32:00And even when you are as well, I never loved you.

00:32:06Just shut up and watch the movie.

00:32:13I'm sorry.

00:32:14I love you.

00:32:16This was the last thing I could do for you.

00:32:26You're supposed to seduce him, Harper.

00:32:29Not be seduced by him.

00:32:32I told you not to call me on my personal phone.

00:32:36I told you not to call me on my personal phone.

00:32:40You're late, big daddy.

00:32:43But you sound pissed.

00:32:45So I'll wait.

00:32:47You want to come in and fuck your frustration up?

00:32:50Not tonight.

00:32:52I'm busy.

00:32:53Busy?

00:32:55Never for me, you're not.

00:32:58When the hell could you possibly be?

00:33:01Are you with another woman?

00:33:03Woman?

00:33:04No.

00:33:04Not a woman.

00:33:10Do you know how many guys would kill to be with me right now?

00:33:20Not this guy.

00:33:22Lose my number.

00:33:23Whoever this girl is, your days are numbered.

00:33:35Do not flake on Milana Kaufman.

00:33:37She's going to be the death of me.

00:33:57Good.

00:33:58Because I'm coming for you, Chris Collins.

00:34:12Stay.

00:34:17Damn it, Harper.

00:34:18Come on.

00:34:37Go on.

00:34:38Go on.

00:34:39Yeah,.

00:34:40No?

00:34:41No?

00:34:42No?

00:34:43No?

00:34:44You know, if you're trying to fill me up, you should probably have your hand inside my pants.

00:35:06Oh my god, did we have sex?

00:35:09Oh my god, did we have sex?

00:35:11I slept with my dad's best friend.

00:35:13His business partner.

00:35:15I'm a dead girl walking.

00:35:17No, but we might as well if you're going to keep your hand on me.

00:35:26So, so we didn't?

00:35:28No.

00:35:30Because you're still alive.

00:35:32Trust me, you can't handle a night with me, Angel.

00:35:35One night with me is when you wouldn't survive.

00:35:38You don't know that.

00:35:39Let's just say you're lucky you're not my type.

00:35:44Oh yeah?

00:35:45Explain that.

00:35:47That's morning wood, sweetheart.

00:35:50Don't get your hopes up.

00:35:52We're not on a nickname basis.

00:35:53You're just some guy who works with my dad and can't take a hint.

00:36:00Is that what you tell all the guys to get them to sleep with you?

00:36:05Is that how you ask all the guys to sleep with you?

00:36:08Well, what's wrong?

00:36:16Not as adventurous as you thought you were?

00:36:18I am going to go for a cockawalk.

00:36:22I'm going to go for a walk.

00:36:25With my friend.

00:36:25Thanks for watching me sleep.

00:36:28Bye.

00:36:48Well, this will do.

00:36:50So my dad's best friend knows how to shoot a gun and beat up my ex, but not how to do laundry.

00:37:16Struggling much?

00:37:17I don't know what your game is, but wearing my shirt first thing in the morning is pretty obvious, kid.

00:37:46I had no other choice.

00:37:50I ran out of clothes, and you don't know how to do laundry.

00:37:54Sounds like an excuse to wear my shirt.

00:37:57You just can't get away from me, can you?

00:37:59That's not.

00:38:06No underwear?

00:38:06That's bad manners, Angel.

00:38:17What are you going to do?

00:38:21Punish you.

00:38:22You don't know me.

00:38:38I'll tie you up and fuck you only from the back.

00:38:41I'll tie you up and fuck you only from the back.

00:38:45I'll tie you up and fuck you only from the back.

00:38:47Would you complain about that, princess?

00:38:49And so you do your worst.

00:38:51And so you do your worst.

00:38:53And so you do your worst.

00:38:55I'm sorry.

00:39:10I can't let this happen.

00:39:12What the heck?

00:39:12Why are you stopping?

00:39:13You deserve someone better that's not just going to tie you up, Harper.

00:39:22But, but what about-

00:39:24There's no buts.

00:39:27Can't let this happen again.

00:39:39Hot block.

00:39:40You actually tried to fuck your dad's best friend?

00:39:51You actually tried to fuck your dad's best friend?

00:39:55That was part of the plan!

00:39:57I can't even go back to my own place now.

00:39:59I'm so embarrassed.

00:40:00Was it big?

00:40:03So big.

00:40:06Look, I don't want to talk about Chris Collins' dick for a second longer.

00:40:10It's bad enough that I basically fondled him like I'm the sex freak.

00:40:14Wait, what do you mean?

00:40:15He's a sex freak?

00:40:16Like, BDSR?

00:40:18The whole nine yards.

00:40:19Whips, chains, handcuffs.

00:40:23My dad has the worst taste in friends, I swear.

00:40:25Why couldn't a hot leather daddy move across from me?

00:40:28Wait, do you think he's going to show up to the alumni gala tonight?

00:40:32Oh, I've got to talk to my best friend's future sugar daddy.

00:40:35Crap, what if he is coming?

00:40:37Well, then you're going to have to show up smoking hot if you want Operation Seduction to work.

00:40:42Stop messing with that.

00:40:59You're going to flash a 90-year-old alumni and give him a heart attack.

00:41:01You don't think it's too much, Maria?

00:41:04How else are you going to woo your man?

00:41:07He's not my man.

00:41:08I hope you're not talking about me.

00:41:14Ew, leave, Brian.

00:41:16She doesn't want to speak to you.

00:41:18You still letting this loser make your decisions for you?

00:41:21Harps?

00:41:22Huh?

00:41:26What do you want, Brian?

00:41:30Just five minutes.

00:41:35Fine.

00:41:36Harper, are you sure?

00:41:37It's okay.

00:41:38Maybe if I talk to him, he'll finally leave me alone.

00:41:56Where the fuck do you think you're taking?

00:41:58I want to get back together.

00:42:08You cheated on me.

00:42:11I deserve better, Brian, and it's not going to be from you.

00:42:14But that was months ago, huh?

00:42:17Haven't you already got your payback yet?

00:42:19This isn't about payback.

00:42:22I've moved on, and you should too.

00:42:24What do you mean, moved on?

00:42:28Hmm?

00:42:29Are you fucking other guys?

00:42:31You slut?

00:42:33Hmm?

00:42:33Get off of me!

00:42:34No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

00:42:36Let me see them.

00:42:38Let me see how you're fucking other guys.

00:42:40Show me.

00:42:40Show me!

00:42:41Let go of me!

00:42:42There's the most handsome man at the gala.

00:42:46I was hoping I'd run into you.

00:42:49A drink?

00:42:49I don't have time for this.

00:42:51You still owe me for our canceled plans, you know.

00:42:54That's not happening.

00:42:56Ever.

00:42:57Are you fucking breaking up with me?

00:43:00Me?

00:43:01We were never a thing to begin with, babe.

00:43:04Get the fuck out of my way before I ruin you.

00:43:07It's not a threat.

00:43:09It's a fact.

00:43:09You'll regret this, Christopher, but I'm not going to come after you.

00:43:19I'm going to come after your bitch that's stupid enough to take what's mine.

00:43:28Help me!

00:43:29Help!

00:43:30Why are you playing so hard again now, slut?

00:43:32Stop it, that's enough!

00:43:34Oh, good girl.

00:43:36You are going to regret that, you bitch.

00:43:40I don't think she will, actually.

00:43:42That's for calling her a bitch.

00:43:45And this next one is because this suit is a Dior custom.

00:43:48You just made me rip, asshole.

00:43:52Are you okay?

00:43:56Take her, you psychopath.

00:43:58She's fucking used goods anyways.

00:43:59Stop it!

00:44:11You're going to kill him.

00:44:12Good.

00:44:12He's not worth it.

00:44:14Let's go.

00:44:17If you contact her, if you go anywhere near her, I'll finish the job.

00:44:22I promise.

00:44:24Let's go.

00:44:25Let's go.

00:44:26Let's go.

00:44:28Let's go.

00:44:43Fuck.

00:44:46Chris, you almost killed him.

00:44:49Should we call 911?

00:44:51Seriously, Harper?

00:44:53He tried to hurt you.

00:44:54You still care about him?

00:44:56I handled myself just fine.

00:44:57And if I wasn't there to save your ass, what would have happened?

00:45:17You're taking self-defense classes with me.

00:45:19So you're the little slut that Chris wants to play with now.

00:45:33Let's see who you are.

00:45:36Do we have to do this?

00:45:50What does swimming have to do with self-defense?

00:45:53Doesn't your crazy ex know you can't swim?

00:45:56Your dad wants me to keep you safe.

00:45:59So yes, we have to get rid of everything that your ex can use against you.

00:46:03I'm going to throw up.

00:46:20Breathe.

00:46:22You can do this.

00:46:23I'm going to throw up.

00:46:24I'm going to throw up.

00:46:54Just look at me.

00:47:01It's not hard to do.

00:47:15It's okay. It's okay. I got you.

00:47:18It's okay. It's okay.

00:47:24You're fine. You're fine, Harper.

00:47:34Just breathe. Just keep breathing.

00:47:39How are you feeling?

00:47:47Fine. Just insanely distracted.

00:47:52Ready for the next step?

00:48:00I don't know if I'm ready.

00:48:02I'll hold your hand the whole time.

00:48:07I thought you didn't make those.

00:48:10What?

00:48:12Oh, my God.

00:48:15Oh, my God. You're talking about swimming.

00:48:20You're talking about swimming.

00:48:24What goes on in that head of yours?

00:48:26I want you to get used to being underwater.

00:48:29I want you to get used to being underwater.

00:48:30I want you to get used to being underwater.

00:48:31Oh, my God.

00:49:02What happened? What happened?

00:49:04You blacked out.

00:49:05You're okay.

00:49:07You're okay.

00:49:08Sorry.

00:49:09Sorry.

00:49:11For what?

00:49:14You did amazing.

00:49:17You're just going to get better and better.

00:49:18Why you didn't?

00:49:23It's okay.

00:49:25We'll try again tomorrow.

00:49:27Just kiss me.

00:49:28Your dad won't like this.

00:49:33Don't think about him.

00:49:34If you want me, then kiss me.

00:49:38If you want me, then kiss me.

00:49:40I don't think you understand what you're getting into.

00:49:43I'm a dangerous man, Harper.

00:49:44Just say you don't want me.

00:49:57Does that feel like I don't want you?

00:50:02I want you.

00:50:02And I told you not to mess with me.

00:50:06You're going to get hurt.

00:50:12You really like me?

00:50:13What the hell?

00:50:24What are you doing?

00:50:25We need to talk about this first.

00:50:26Inside.

00:50:27With our minds, not our craw...

00:50:28Why are you being such a tease, you grandpa?

00:50:31I'm not a tease.

00:50:31I just care about you.

00:50:34So you are a grandpa?

00:50:36Just as much as you're a kid.

00:50:41Come on, let's go inside.

00:50:43No, I need a moment to cool off.

00:50:46I'm going to shower.

00:51:00Harper, what are you doing?

00:51:12So this is where Chris has been lately.

00:51:15Running a daycare.

00:51:16Who are you and what are you doing in my house?

00:51:22Who are you and what are you doing in my house?

00:51:26I'm Elena Kaufman,

00:51:27the heiress of the Kaufman Motor Industries.

00:51:30I noticed how closely you and Chris Collins were at the gala.

00:51:35And I wanted to warn you.

00:51:37He might be sexy,

00:51:38but you don't know how dangerous he really is, sweetheart.

00:51:42Yeah, he's here to protect me from danger,

00:51:44like strangers breaking into my house.

00:51:46Oh, honey, I go where I want.

00:51:51Plus, I keep tabs on our mutual friend.

00:51:55You've been tracking him?

00:51:56What kind of psycho are you?

00:51:58The same kind he is.

00:52:01Let's just say Chris and I have explored each other very intimately.

00:52:06Let's just say Chris and I have explored each other very intimately.

00:52:15I'm surprised.

00:52:18Doesn't look like you can handle him in bed.

00:52:21Just all around...

00:52:23It's not intense enough for him.

00:52:26Not intense enough?

00:52:30Yeah, well,

00:52:32Chris and I actually have a lot of fun.

00:52:33Oh, please, don't make me laugh.

00:52:38I mean, look at you.

00:52:39You're the most vanilla missionary pillow princess ever.

00:52:43You're out of your league, kid.

00:52:47Don't call me that.

00:52:51You want to know how Chris likes to fuck?

00:52:54He likes to take you from behind.

00:52:57Handcuff you so you can't run.

00:52:59Choke you out.

00:53:00None of that.

00:53:02Kissing.

00:53:03Pillow talk.

00:53:05Well, maybe he likes to have sex with you from behind

00:53:07because he doesn't like to look at your face.

00:53:12He'll be bored of you in a week.

00:53:15He actually lives here with me.

00:53:18You're gonna scare me.

00:53:19Ah!

00:53:28Ah!

00:53:28Help me!

00:53:29I can't swim!

00:53:34Help!

00:53:35Help!

00:53:35I can't swim!

00:53:49Harper!

00:53:50Harper!

00:53:51Help!

00:53:53Smile for TNT, loser.

00:53:56Please help me!

00:53:57Just crawl your way out, idiot.

00:54:01That's what you get for stealing my man.

00:54:09Harper!

00:54:10Harper!

00:54:10I'm supposed to hear you.

00:54:22I'm sorry.

00:54:24Babe!

00:54:26Harper! No! Come on!

00:54:45Harper! Harper!

00:54:58Breathe! Breathe! It's okay, I got you. You're sick.

00:55:03I thought I was gonna die. I thought I was gonna die.

00:55:06You're okay. Just breathe. Just breathe.

00:55:09You're safe now. Just breathe.

00:55:13Way to downgrade, Chris. I mean, I know she can homewreck, but she can't even swim. It's pathetic.

00:55:19Homewreck? Harper could never homewreck us, Malala.

00:55:25She couldn't if she tried.

00:55:30I need to come back to me, baby. We were just playing hard together, so I got a little jealous.

00:55:37She could never homewreck us because there's nothing to wreck.

00:55:42Joke me. Harder.

00:55:47I miss how rough you get out of baby.

00:55:52I don't love you. And you almost killed Harper.

00:55:57How was I supposed to know that the bitch couldn't swim?

00:56:01She's fine. Stop overreacting, baby.

00:56:04What are you doing?

00:56:14Tomorrow you're going to wake up to a call from your dad asking you why his company has tanked on the stock market.

00:56:20And why his major investors have pulled out their funds from Kaufman Motors.

00:56:24You're going to tell dear old dad that it's because his psychotic daughter is responsible for his company going bankrupt. You got that?

00:56:32Are you threatening me?

00:56:35No. I'm telling you. Don't fuck with the people I care about.

00:56:41Get out of here.

00:56:44Wait. Please. Don't. I'll do anything. Please.

00:56:48What are you doing?

00:56:50Chris, no. Wait. Wait.

00:57:06I'm sorry for the situation I put you in, Harper. She will not bother you again. I swear.

00:57:33Don't worry about it. I guess we both have histories of dating crazies, huh?

00:57:45I never dated her. We weren't a thing.

00:57:50A lot of brain to her.

00:57:55Are you seriously jealous right now?

00:58:06She said that...

00:58:11That I would never be able to handle you.

00:58:17Satisfy you.

00:58:30In bed.

00:58:35That I was too much of a kid and that...

00:58:39You'd never be into me.

00:58:45Is that true?

00:58:48That's not how I feel, Harper.

00:58:52But I don't know if I can tell you how I feel.

00:58:56I'm supposed to protect you.

00:58:58When I was in that pool, I...

00:59:05I really thought I was gonna die.

00:59:08And all I could think about was all the things I regret never doing.

00:59:15What did you regret?

00:59:19I'm not doing this sooner.

00:59:20I'm not doing this sooner.

00:59:21I'm not doing this sooner.

00:59:26What the hell am I doing?

00:59:54Why don't you stop again?

00:59:57You're playing with fire, Harper.

00:59:59Your dad is going to kill me.

01:00:01I promise you that my dad doesn't care about me or the things I get up to.

01:00:06This isn't about Mark.

01:00:08It's about you and me.

01:00:09So whatever it is you're dreaming of behind those doe eyes of yours, you need to kill it.

01:00:15I'm too dangerous.

01:00:19So you're saying the kiss was a mistake and I should forget this ever happened.

01:00:26It's for the best, Harper.

01:00:28There's a reason I don't let people close to me.

01:00:31Yeah.

01:00:32It's because you're a coward.

01:00:35You're allowed to be mad at me.

01:00:37Just admit it.

01:00:38You led me on and then you got cold feet.

01:00:40Just be a man and own it.

01:00:42Not you.

01:00:43Don't!

01:00:44You're a psycho.

01:00:49I'm just trying to protect you.

01:00:54Morning.

01:01:04Nagel?

01:01:05I'm not hungry.

01:01:07You need to eat.

01:01:12No.

01:01:17What I need is for you to move out and leave me alone.

01:01:32Are we even now?

01:01:35You bageled me and you made me strip tease for you.

01:01:38What's wrong, kiddo?

01:01:40I hate seeing you like this.

01:01:42You should have thought about that before you broke my heart.

01:01:46Columbia University Gallery Exhibition.

01:02:01Featuring the work of students, Harper Reeves.

01:02:07I'm going to make this up to you.

01:02:11Promise.

01:02:13Has Mr. Collins seen this?

01:02:21Harper, you're like Michael fucking Angelo.

01:02:26Nope.

01:02:28And he's never going to.

01:02:29Huh?

01:02:30I didn't invite Chris to the gallery opening.

01:02:33Why would I invite an asshole who led me on?

01:02:36Oh, hey!

01:02:38Hey!

01:02:39Let's forget about that douchebag.

01:02:41Okay?

01:02:42You need to impress some fancy pants arts investors so you can pass this class.

01:02:45And I am not letting you fail.

01:02:47Stop moping!

01:02:49Let's go wine and dine some rich people.

01:02:51Okay?

01:02:53Okay.

01:02:54How long do you think this took to paint, Christina?

01:03:10Like a million hours?

01:03:12Who the fuck cares?

01:03:14We're going to destroy it in a few minutes anyway.

01:03:20Make sure no one's coming.

01:03:22I think I hear them coming.

01:03:45Let's go.

01:03:47One last touch.

01:03:49Good luck being the only artist who doesn't make a single sale tonight, Harper.

01:04:05Tonight is going to be perfect.

01:04:08Huh?

01:04:09What?

01:04:10No, no, no, no.

01:04:11My...

01:04:12My final project.

01:04:13How am I going to graduate?

01:04:14Why would someone do this to me?

01:04:15Harper!

01:04:16Harper!

01:04:17I'm kind of confused.

01:04:18Is the painting supposed to be this ugly?

01:04:23Is the painting supposed to be this ugly?

01:04:37Okay.

01:04:38Shh.

01:04:39Don't say that.

01:04:40It's obviously her self-portrait.

01:04:44Did you do this?

01:04:50Christina, if I don't sell my work tonight, I'm going to fail the class.

01:04:57We're going to report you to the dean, Christina.

01:04:59You're not going to get away with this.

01:05:01Guess what?

01:05:02You have no proof.

01:05:04Good luck with that, losers.

01:05:07That's what you get for fucking with me, Harper.

01:05:11Harper!

01:05:12There's the student I've been looking for.

01:05:14Professor, I can explain.

01:05:17Harper?

01:05:19Is this your work?

01:05:23It's so ugly, isn't it, Professor?

01:05:26We have to fail Harper.

01:05:28It looks like a complete choke.

01:05:31Ladies, I assure you, Harper knew what she was doing.

01:05:35In fact, a guest just bought this piece.

01:05:39Wait, what?

01:05:40Who would buy this crap?

01:05:42I would.

01:05:43Who would buy this piece of crap?

01:05:57I would.

01:06:01It's you.

01:06:02You psycho grandpa attacked us at a party.

01:06:06Christina, don't be rude.

01:06:08Don't you know who this is?

01:06:10Chris Collins is a renowned rare art collector.

01:06:13There's no way.

01:06:15That's okay, Professor.

01:06:16Not everyone has taste.

01:06:18How much for this painting?

01:06:22Oh, no.

01:06:23You really don't.

01:06:24Our starting price is $18,000.

01:06:29Done.

01:06:32Wait, $1,800?

01:06:35You can study at this school or not.

01:06:37We haven't sold one single painting for less than $18,000.

01:06:41You're telling me this gun-pulling, whiskey-chugging, whack-ass grandpa just has $18,000 sitting in his bank account?

01:06:53Here's two mil.

01:06:54What?

01:06:55Take the rest and buy art supplies, whatever it is you need to get, for Harper's sake.

01:07:00Sir, Mr. Collins, this is too much.

01:07:03Oh, my God, oh, my God.

01:07:05Are you fucking kidding me?

01:07:08Are you fucking kidding me?

01:07:12Language, Miss Hawks.

01:07:14Don't tell me what to do, old lady.

01:07:16Who cares if this old man gave you $2 million?

01:07:20My father still runs this university.

01:07:24Money runs this university.

01:07:26And I'm going to report the two of you to the Chancellor, who will be ecstatic to see this check for disciplinary action.

01:07:32You're going to get us expelled.

01:07:36Professor, you can't.

01:07:38Please.

01:07:39Getting expelled sounds just about right to me.

01:07:42No, wait, Professor.

01:07:43No, not so fast.

01:07:44What the fuck else do you want from me?

01:07:49Whoa!

01:07:50No, whoa!

01:07:58I can't believe that you two would do something like this.

01:08:01Good luck proving it was us.

01:08:03Hmm.

01:08:04Knowing that you have to live with your bitter, jealous selves every day is satisfying enough for me.

01:08:10I don't need to ruin your lives.

01:08:12Those dresses, though.

01:08:14Wait, what?

01:08:15Huh?

01:08:16You out.

01:08:17I...

01:08:18I don't need to—

01:08:21Ahhhhhhhhhh-

01:08:23Ahhhhh-

01:08:25Ahhhh-

01:08:26många소is-

01:08:27Ab insane, trapezoicı-

01:08:28Ahhhhhhhhhh!

01:08:29Ahhhhhhhhhh..

01:08:30Stressed!

01:08:31This is Versace, you asshole.

01:08:32We are going to fucking pay for this!

01:08:34What was it that you two said?

01:08:37Oh, right.

01:08:38Good luck proving it was me

01:08:43The chancellor wants you two in his office now you're being suspended. Let's go

01:08:48Why are you grabbing us? They're the ones who did this arrest them. Let's go. Oh, I'm gonna have to get this on camera

01:08:56I'll see you later

01:09:02Congratulations on the sell miss Reeves Chris that was 18 grand. That's $18,000

01:09:08Seriously, I thought it'd be more expensive

01:09:17What happened to the Chris who said that it was a mistake getting to know me

01:09:23He um

01:09:26Mean I

01:09:29Was an idiot and I'm sorry, but I think this might help show you how much I want you

01:09:38You're gonna miss this will be

01:09:42Wish you feel it all

01:09:50Blindfold I want you harper. I want to do things to you

01:09:59Bad things

01:10:01But only if you want me to

01:10:03But only if you want me to

01:10:06I do

01:10:08Why'd we stop?

01:10:09We've been waiting so long for this

01:10:10I'm just gonna have to wait a teensy bit longer because I have to go wrap up the show

01:10:26And I'll wait for you

01:10:33And I'll wait for you

01:10:35Write that for me tonight

01:10:37Harper

01:10:44Harper

01:10:45Harper

01:10:46Harper

01:10:47Hello earth to Harper

01:10:49You need to look at this

01:10:50Can it wait Maria? I'm having

01:10:53Very inappropriate thoughts about my father's business partner

01:10:56No, no, that's what I need to tell you about

01:10:59Harper look

01:11:02You've got the right, I swear

01:11:04The guns and the money it's not just for show

01:11:07Harper he's dangerous

01:11:09You need to move out now

01:11:10You can't keep living with him

01:11:12I need to talk to him

01:11:13Harper

01:11:24Taxi? For Harper?

01:11:25For Harper?

01:11:28Lori

01:11:29Hey

01:11:30Let go of me

01:11:31Stop it

01:11:41Please

01:11:42Please let me go

01:11:44If it's money

01:11:45I'll give you however much you want

01:11:50Harper Harper Harper Harper Harper Harper

01:11:53Harper

01:11:54Ryan

01:11:55Why are you doing this?

01:11:56We broke up

01:11:59We broke up because you've been fucking that old man

01:12:01You psycho!

01:12:03He had nothing to do with our breakup

01:12:07He humiliated me

01:12:09But luckily for me

01:12:10Your little boyfriend

01:12:12What does he have?

01:12:13He has some dangerous enemies

01:12:14Ain't that right fellas?

01:12:18Once he arrives to save his little princess

01:12:21Well

01:12:24We don't need to get into the boring details

01:12:25Do we?

01:12:26No

01:12:27No

01:12:28You can just watch

01:12:30No

01:12:31No

01:12:32No

01:12:33No

01:12:34No

01:12:35No

01:12:36No

01:12:48No

01:12:50No

01:12:51No

01:12:52Rapp? What the hell?

01:13:11Not bad for a guy who hates romance.

01:13:16I hope you don't mind. I wanted our first time to be special, Harper.

01:13:20Before you sleep with my daughter, you should probably know where she is first.

01:13:30Hey, crap. I can explain.

01:13:31You're gonna explain.

01:13:33But first...

01:13:37You know my daughter better than I do?

01:13:39Is that text a prank?

01:13:43Harper's in trouble. We need to go.

01:13:44Okay?

01:13:47Should we have some food with you after we kill Leather Grant?

01:13:52Hmm?

01:13:53Should we make him watch?

01:13:59Oh!

01:14:00Looks like he's here!

01:14:02Are you ready to see your boyfriend die, Harper? Huh?

01:14:08Mm-hmm.

01:14:09Get ready, boys.

01:14:10I'm going to make you regret you ever touched her.

01:14:25That's what happens, Chris, when you mess around with my shit!

01:14:34My shit!

01:14:52What's the matter, tough guy?

01:14:54What?

01:14:55What's the matter, what?

01:14:56Fuck with that little bodyguard?

01:15:03Let me go! I-I-I'll leave all my-

01:15:05I already told you once.

01:15:06You should have listened to me dead.

01:15:11I'm gonna kill you, you goddamn dick.

01:15:13Ah!

01:15:14Ah!

01:15:20Call in all minutes.

01:15:218-2-11-6-7-5-8.

01:15:23That's deleted.

01:15:32Are you okay?

01:15:33Did he hurt you?

01:15:35Chris...

01:15:37I put you in-in danger.

01:15:38You should run far away from me and my package.

01:15:41When it comes to you, Harper, I'm willing to take my chances.

01:15:51Would someone like to tell me what the fuck is going on?

01:16:00Oh my god, Dad, what the hell?!

01:16:01It's okay.

01:16:03I'll handle it.

01:16:04I want to hear it from my daughter.

01:16:06Why are you making out with my best friend, Harper?

01:16:08I want an answer now before I-before I kill him!

01:16:10No, Dad!

01:16:11Look...

01:16:13I know we don't have the most warm and fuzzy relationship.

01:16:16But...

01:16:17Deep down...

01:16:19I know that...

01:16:21You just want me to be safe.

01:16:27Chris makes me feel safe.

01:16:29Please don't be mad.

01:16:30Please don't be mad.

01:16:33You're wrong about that.

01:16:36It's not deep down.

01:16:38It is the most important thing to me, your happiness.

01:16:44If that means being with Chris, then he better not screw this up.

01:16:49Or I will make him regret it.

01:16:52I believe you.

01:16:54You...

01:16:56Keep her safe.

01:17:00With my goddamn life.

01:17:01You remember my instructions?

01:17:02Yes.

01:17:04You remember my instructions?

01:17:07Yes.

01:17:08Do you remember my instructions?

01:17:20Yes.

01:17:21Yes, Daddy.

01:17:36Say it.

01:17:38Yes, Daddy.

01:17:44I want you to beg for it.

01:17:49I want you to fuck me now.

01:18:03Stop teasing.

01:18:05I want you now.

01:18:07What you looking for?

01:18:09You might find what you looking for.

01:18:13Daddy.

01:18:14Say it.

01:18:16Or I'll punish you.

01:18:17Don't stop, Daddy.

01:18:18You might find what you looking for.

01:18:23You might find what you looking for.

01:18:27We both...

01:18:29Don't stop, Daddy.

01:18:30Daddy.

01:18:31No, Daddy.

01:18:33No, no, no, no.

01:18:36No, no, no.

01:18:37You're pushing down on me.

01:18:39When I'm around you, but without you, don't know where I'd be.

01:18:44Are you sure about that?

01:19:05You have two choices, Mr. Collins.

01:19:09You can either uncuff me or fuck me.

01:19:14You know I'm dangerous, or it's your mind.

01:19:37Do your worst, Daddy.

01:19:44Away from your heart, it's too late, to get back from yesterday, and in my heart, it's broken.

01:20:00Once I started, let's stop it.

01:20:02I thought you only fucked girls from behind.

01:20:13You're different.

01:20:14Ready for round five?

01:20:32Stop it.

01:20:33I'm sore.

01:20:34Now let me out so I can go pee.

01:20:38What if I don't?

01:20:39What was that?

01:20:43Crap, it's my dad.

01:20:45Honey, you home?

01:20:46Dad, I'm kind of busy right now.

01:20:48Stop it.

01:20:49Come in for a...

01:20:50I told you I was busy.

01:20:55This is my home, Harper Reeves.

01:20:58If you want to get up to adult stuff, you need to move out.

01:21:01Okay, I will.

01:21:02Can you get out?

01:21:17I think I've had enough surprises to last a lifetime, Chris.

01:21:20Can I please just open my eyes?

01:21:22No.

01:21:22Please keep them covered.

01:21:25I want to give a speech.

01:21:27And I can't look at you while you're giving a speech?

01:21:28I get nervous when I open up.

01:21:32You literally carry around a gun, but whatever.

01:21:36Just get on with it.

01:21:38What I do for a living.

01:21:41The not-so-legal part.

01:21:44It's dangerous for me to let people into my life.

01:21:50And for me to be...

01:21:52Vulnerable?

01:21:53Yeah, but I knew when I was in charge of keeping you safe, I was doomed.

01:22:01You're like a magnet, Harper.

01:22:03And I want to be around you.

01:22:06Forever.

01:22:16So you're moving into the Empire State Building?

01:22:22I'm moving you in there.

01:22:23As a graduation present.

01:22:27And also, I love you and want you to be my girlfriend present.

01:22:36Only if you want to.

01:22:38Either way, the apartment's yours.

01:22:42Are you serious?

01:22:45What's wrong?

01:22:46Is it tacky?

01:22:48I liked it.

01:22:49I thought...

01:22:49Deal!

01:22:50Deal!

01:22:53But on one condition, one friend.

01:22:58Which is?

01:22:59You have to move in there with me.

01:23:02Deal.

01:23:03Deal.

01:23:12You're welcome.

01:23:13No.

01:23:14You're welcome.

01:23:15Okay.

01:23:15No.

01:23:15Everyone will feel nice.

01:23:18Okay.

01:23:19Yeah, I'll see you next time.

01:23:23Bye.

01:23:23Yeah.

01:23:24Bye.

01:23:25Bye.

01:23:26Bye.

01:23:27Bye.

01:23:28Bye.

01:23:29Bye.

01:23:30Bye.

01:23:31Bye.

01:23:32Bye.

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