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00:00:00Oh, looking good, girl.

00:00:17Just another creep. Just my luck.

00:00:23Please pick up.

00:00:26Hi, Dad. I'm stuck and I need you to come help me.

00:00:34Sure thing, hon.

00:00:36Are you seriously screwing someone right now?

00:00:39He'll be there soon.

00:00:41What? Who?

00:00:46Drugging girls in my club? You must have a death wish.

00:00:55You got the wrong guy, I swear!

00:01:04Shut up. You have the worst timing.

00:01:08You know that favor you owe me? I'm cashing it in. Now.

00:01:20What are you doing?

00:01:21What's a princess like you doing in a place like this?

00:01:29It's nice and warm in the back of my truck.

00:01:32You'll get away from me, creep.

00:01:34Ah, you've got a mouth on you, don't you?

00:01:39Stop!

00:01:40Let's see what else he can do.

00:01:44What the hell?

00:01:52Mr. Collins? Fedson, his best friend?

00:02:13You're shivering. Come on, kiddo.

00:02:16Kiddo? Why is he still calling me that? I'm a grown-ass woman.

00:02:22Do you want me to roll out a red carpet for you or what? Let's go.

00:02:34I haven't seen Mr. Collins in, like, five Christmases?

00:02:41His best friend and I were...

00:02:44Something wrong?

00:02:49Your arm is...

00:02:53wet.

00:02:55From the rain.

00:02:58Wipe it, then.

00:03:14There's no rain up there.

00:03:17Right, sorry.

00:03:22So, why'd my dad send you, anyway?

00:03:25I thought you'd be busy running your nightclub or...

00:03:29eating up sleazebags, not making up some guy's daughter.

00:03:34Come to think of it, I actually don't think I've seen my dad in months.

00:03:39I don't do small talk.

00:03:43Okay, then.

00:03:48Oh, wait, wait, wait, stop. I need to pick something up.

00:03:51No, I'm not taking a little kid with me.

00:03:53No, I'm not.

00:03:54No, I'm not.

00:03:55No, I'm not.

00:03:56No, I'm not.

00:03:57No, I'm not.

00:03:58No, I'm not.

00:03:59No, I'm not.

00:04:00No, I'm not.

00:04:01No, I'm not.

00:04:02No, I'm not.

00:04:03You're taking a little kid to buy alcohol.

00:04:05I am 22 years old.

00:04:06Exactly, kiddo.

00:04:08Shut up! You're not that much older than me.

00:04:11Look, I'm having a little kickback at my apartment later and I need to buy alcohol

00:04:15because otherwise nobody will want to be friends with me

00:04:17and then I won't have any friends for the rest of the year.

00:04:19And nobody...

00:04:21If I take you, will you shut up?

00:04:25Yes.

00:04:33I'll be quick.

00:04:45You're not going out there dressed like that.

00:04:49It's not safe.

00:04:51Has it been like this the whole time?

00:04:53Yeah.

00:04:54Why didn't you say something?

00:04:56I just did.

00:04:57You freaking creep!

00:05:00Give me a jacket or something.

00:05:03No.

00:05:30When you're done checking me out,

00:05:32I think your store closes in two minutes.

00:05:34I was not checking you out.

00:05:36That was Ian.

00:05:37I'm sure it was, kiddo.

00:05:39It's past your bedtime.

00:05:43Stop calling me kid.

00:05:59You might actually make friends tonight, Harper.

00:06:03Come on.

00:06:07This is a small kickback?

00:06:10Looks like a goddamn circus in there.

00:06:13Does your dad know about that?

00:06:15Well,

00:06:16maybe if my dad actually bothered to visit,

00:06:19I would give a shit what he thinks, but

00:06:21he doesn't live here.

00:06:22And neither do you.

00:06:23Yeah, about that.

00:06:25I live here now. He put me in charge.

00:06:28And I'm kicking everyone out.

00:06:29Wait, Chris. No, please.

00:06:33This might be my only chance to make friends.

00:06:44You can't buy your friends, kid.

00:06:47I don't have another choice.

00:06:50I've barely met anyone since I transferred here,

00:06:52and this is my last year of college, and

00:06:55I don't want to graduate alone.

00:06:59Fine.

00:07:00Have your kickback.

00:07:02Or not.

00:07:03Either way, I have to stay here until your dad gets back.

00:07:08I don't need you to look after me!

00:07:14Who is that?

00:07:16No one.

00:07:22I'm going to kill you?

00:07:23Count your days, slut?

00:07:25It's not a big deal. I can explain.

00:07:28This is your ex, Brian.

00:07:29Your dad was talking about him, this sick fuck.

00:07:32You guys were spying on me?

00:07:34Mark cares about your safety.

00:07:37That's the only reason I'm here.

00:07:39It's either me living here or three bodyguards.

00:07:42Your choice.

00:07:51You are not living here.

00:07:53I don't give a shit what my dad says.

00:07:55I don't need a babysitter.

00:07:58Then stop acting like a baby.

00:08:02You better not show your face in there.

00:08:04I don't need you acting like an asshole to all my friends.

00:08:14God damn it.

00:08:16Promise to Mark.

00:08:26Whoa!

00:08:27Who's this buff grandpa?

00:08:29Grandpa?

00:08:30Grandpa?

00:08:31He's hotter than you, mate.

00:08:40Remind me why we're at a loser nobody's house when I run Greek life.

00:08:45I could literally be on a yacht right now.

00:08:47Apparently this chick Harper Reeves has a rich dad.

00:08:50And rich dad means...

00:08:52Fancy alcohol!

00:08:54Hi!

00:08:59Hi, hi.

00:09:00Christina, Fox, and Becca too.

00:09:03I can't believe you guys actually came to my party.

00:09:06Duh.

00:09:07Couldn't miss it.

00:09:11It's really nice to meet you.

00:09:13Bo.

00:09:14Please, feel free to help yourselves.

00:09:19Thanks, Heather.

00:09:20Oh, it's Harper?

00:09:22Enjoy the party!

00:09:27I guess this bottle in the calendar makes up for having to put up with that dork Harper.

00:09:33Where's Harper?

00:09:35Harper?

00:09:38Forget Harper.

00:09:40Hang out with me.

00:09:42I know somewhere we can talk.

00:09:47I know somewhere we can talk.

00:09:51I don't like talking.

00:09:52Oh, I know your type, daddy.

00:09:54Christina and I are into group activities.

00:09:57Talk or no talk?

00:10:00You're telling me you would turn down the both of us for that nobody Harper?

00:10:07Sorry, ladies.

00:10:08I don't like my women desperate.

00:10:14Oh, I mentioned Harper's name again and I'll make you regret it.

00:10:18Huh?

00:10:20You really picked Harper over us?

00:10:22I think we need to teach that nobody a lesson about what happens to skanks who think they can upstage us.

00:10:37Oh, Harper.

00:10:38Hey.

00:10:40Listen, do you think I could use your bathroom?

00:10:43Everyone is using the one downstairs and...

00:10:47Ew.

00:10:48Yeah, of course you can.

00:10:50You're like your school royalty.

00:10:53Thanks.

00:10:54You know, I can't believe we didn't become friends earlier.

00:10:59We're friends?

00:11:01Of course.

00:11:04I have to pee.

00:11:06Wait for me?

00:11:07Yeah, of course.

00:11:08I'll just meet you right outside my own room.

00:11:19What dirt can I find?

00:11:29Oh, this is gold.

00:11:34Harper, you are one psychotic little bitch.

00:11:41Time to shut your loser party down.

00:11:48Come on.

00:11:59I think I saw Harper go out there with a guy.

00:12:14The hell?

00:12:19Attention, everybody.

00:12:23Hello.

00:12:25You all seem a little bored, so why don't I spice things up by reading...

00:12:33...a few pages of Harper's diary.

00:12:38Let's see.

00:12:40Dear diary, Dad never wants to hang out with me.

00:12:45Sometimes I feel like he doesn't love me.

00:12:48Aw, Harper.

00:12:51Daddy issues much?

00:12:57No! He's gonna give it back!

00:13:02Dad's friend, Chris, is like a dilf.

00:13:07That stands for a dad I'd like to fuck.

00:13:10And honestly, if he weren't my dad's best friend...

00:13:16You fantasize about the fucking guys your dad's age?

00:13:20Harper, that is so nasty.

00:13:22No, Christina, it's not true.

00:13:24Christina, I think the bitch is in heat or something.

00:13:27Is all this talk about your weird grandpa fetish turning you on?

00:13:36Let's cool her down.

00:13:45No, no, no, no, no, no, no!

00:13:58Fuck this.

00:14:16No!

00:14:22Jealous that a grandpa prefers Harper over a threesome with you and your loser friend?

00:14:30You were supposed to get rid of him.

00:14:37Come to her party, take advantage of her kindness, and you make fun of her family life?

00:14:42It was a joke! It was a joke!

00:14:44The joke is the fact that Harper turned out to be a good kid.

00:14:47Without her father in her life, your dad taught you how to be a witch.

00:14:54Chris, that's enough. Let her go.

00:14:59One last look.

00:15:05What the hell is wrong with you?

00:15:07You're too old to be this petty!

00:15:09You're damn right I'm petty.

00:15:10Let's get one thing straight.

00:15:12Harper might be too kind to flash her family's connections.

00:15:15If you mess with her again...

00:15:21Fuck you up.

00:15:22Harper, let me just, girl!

00:15:24I don't give a fuck!

00:15:25Everyone out!

00:15:27The fuck out!

00:15:35What the hell was that?

00:15:39What the hell was that?

00:15:43Shit.

00:15:57She hurt you.

00:15:58Chris, I'm fine.

00:16:00Chris, I said I'm fine!

00:16:07You're crying.

00:16:10Why are you crying?

00:16:11I don't understand.

00:16:13Those aren't your friends, kid.

00:16:15They just tried to hurt you.

00:16:16I don't need you to fight my battles for me.

00:16:20Stupid. I know they're not my friends, but that was Christina's fault.

00:16:24You just embarrassed me in front of them.

00:16:25I'm gonna stop you right here.

00:16:26And she's the queen of our school!

00:16:27I said stop!

00:16:31I said stop!

00:16:34I don't care if she runs the school.

00:16:35We'll find you another school.

00:16:37I'm here to keep you safe.

00:16:39I'm here to keep you safe by pulling out a gun in front of college students

00:16:42just because you run some sort of shady business.

00:16:44I choose my next words very carefully, kid.

00:16:49I told you

00:16:52to stop calling me that.

00:16:55And I told you to stop acting like one.

00:17:00Oh, yeah?

00:17:03If I'm such a kid,

00:17:05what's that breast against my leg right now?

00:17:10Sorry, kid.

00:17:12That's my gun.

00:17:13You're gonna have to try a lot harder if you want to turn me on.

00:17:18You better not be here tomorrow.

00:17:34Please tell me you're gone.

00:17:40You better not be a single T-shirt in there, Chris Collins, I swear.

00:17:45I don't care what my dad says.

00:17:52Oh!

00:17:54God.

00:18:01What?

00:18:10What kind of freak is my dad friends with?

00:18:15No.

00:18:19No, no, no, no, no, no.

00:18:20It's not gonna be happening.

00:18:21He's gonna be back in a second.

00:18:32You know, if you weren't played, you could have just asked.

00:18:35I don't want to...

00:18:36I don't want to play.

00:18:37What do you even do with these, you perv?

00:18:39Oh, I'm the perv?

00:18:41You're the one who came into my room, into my closet when I wasn't here.

00:18:46I was doing you a favor and helping you move out

00:18:48because you shouldn't be here.

00:18:52Uncuff me.

00:18:56What are your manners?

00:18:59Say please.

00:19:01Say please.

00:19:06I don't have time for your games, old man.

00:19:11Give me the key.

00:19:18What the...

00:19:19You and I are going to establish some ground rules.

00:19:21Are you ready to listen, like a good little girl?

00:19:24Or am I going to have to keep you cuffed up all day?

00:19:31Rule number one.

00:19:34There is a lot scarier shit out there, kiddo.

00:19:38You just haven't been out in the real world long enough to notice it.

00:19:41So when I tell you that I'm here to protect you,

00:19:45you better listen to everything I say.

00:19:47I can take care of myself.

00:19:49Rule number two.

00:19:51No talking back.

00:19:53I am the last guy you want to piss off.

00:20:01Rule number three.

00:20:04Don't start any games.

00:20:07You're not ready to play.

00:20:24So what else do you have planned today?

00:20:31My plans are none of your concern.

00:20:33Here in the regular, no-violent, non-mafia America,

00:20:38we have this thing called privacy.

00:20:41You can have your privacy.

00:20:44Until sunset.

00:20:46What does that mean?

00:20:51You have curfew.

00:21:01You have curfew.

00:21:14How's my daughter?

00:21:16Hot.

00:21:18What was that?

00:21:20She's hot-headed.

00:21:21Why the hell did I say that?

00:21:23That's why you're watching her and not me.

00:21:25Is she back from class?

00:21:27She was supposed to be back from class hours ago.

00:21:30Is my daughter okay?

00:21:32She's fine, Mark.

00:21:33Good.

00:21:34You're my best friend.

00:21:36You're the only one I trust to keep her safe.

00:21:45You better have a good excuse when I find you.

00:22:01Fuck.

00:22:21You're at a fucking strip club, Harper.

00:22:26Your dad wants me to keep you out of trouble and you're at a goddamn strip club.

00:22:30Fuck.

00:22:41Oh, excuse me.

00:22:42We're filming.

00:22:44Filming?

00:22:45Filming what?

00:22:46Some real hot stuff.

00:22:48Now beat it, Grandpa.

00:22:49Go find a room somewhere else.

00:22:51I'm looking for Harper Ruiz.

00:22:53It says her location is here.

00:22:55So step aside before I make you.

00:22:58Nope.

00:22:59Harper is my best friend.

00:23:00And she didn't mention some old dude would be looking for her.

00:23:02Hey, wait!

00:23:03Wait!

00:23:04Wait!

00:23:05Wait!

00:23:12You look so sexy.

00:23:14Keep going.

00:23:15Harper?

00:23:23You shouldn't be here.

00:23:25You shouldn't be here.

00:23:27I tried to stop him.

00:23:30Hey.

00:23:32No, Harper.

00:23:33You shouldn't be in this grimy-ass place.

00:23:34What do you think you're doing here?

00:23:36It's for a class project.

00:23:38Give him his camera back, you prick.

00:23:40Class my ass.

00:23:41Is that what you want?

00:23:42I told her to get her here.

00:23:43I ought to stick this camera straight up.

00:23:45Chris, stop!

00:23:46Not until I pummel this creep.

00:23:48Then the camera's next.

00:23:49Hey, wait, wait, wait.

00:23:50Not the camera.

00:23:51It costs a thousand dollars.

00:23:52You should have thought about that before making Harper shoot your porn.

00:23:55That is enough!

00:24:00These look amazing, Harper.

00:24:02Oh, my best friend is so sexy.

00:24:04Wait till the whole class sees this.

00:24:06No one's going to see these.

00:24:08Deleting them.

00:24:09What?

00:24:10That is art.

00:24:12Give him his camera back or I swear to God I'll go out there

00:24:14and I'll give one of those creeps a lap dance.

00:24:19I'm sorry, Harper.

00:24:20I'm sorry.

00:24:21I'm sorry.

00:24:22I'm sorry.

00:24:23I'm sorry.

00:24:24I'm sorry.

00:24:25I'm sorry.

00:24:26I'm sorry.

00:24:27I'm sorry.

00:24:29See how much my dad likes that?

00:24:34Your choice.

00:24:39The camera it is.

00:24:42No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!

00:24:45You asshole!

00:24:46If you ever ask Harper to do something like this again,

00:24:49I will jam that camera so far down your throat

00:24:53you'll be shitting out Polaroids.

00:24:54What the fuck is your problem?

00:25:01We're leaving.

00:25:03Now.

00:25:10So first you stalk me

00:25:12and then you humiliate me in front of my friends?

00:25:15I did it for your own good.

00:25:17You assaulted my classmate and ruined our project.

00:25:20You need me around for your safety

00:25:22because clearly you can't do it on your own.

00:25:25You should have seen the way those guys were looking at you.

00:25:28Like a piece of meat.

00:25:30My classmate?

00:25:32It sounds like someone's a little jealous.

00:25:37Jealous?

00:25:39Jealous?

00:25:44You're cute, Harper.

00:25:45I'll give you that.

00:25:47And those things you do?

00:25:50They're cute.

00:25:52I do too.

00:25:54You know what's not cute?

00:25:56Me jealous.

00:25:58Now you were right.

00:25:59I'm in some shady business.

00:26:00And I don't give two shits about what your little friends think about me.

00:26:04But you better not test me

00:26:06or I'll break you.

00:26:10And more than one way, Harper.

00:26:16Well, guess what?

00:26:18You just called me Harper instead of kid.

00:26:22Just admit

00:26:24that you want me.

00:26:31What the hell is happening to me?

00:26:34There's no way I'm turned on by my best friend's daughter.

00:26:38Put your seatbelt on.

00:26:40You know what, Chris?

00:26:41You wanna be my bodyguard?

00:26:43Fine.

00:26:44But I'm gonna make you crazy for me.

00:26:47Let's see if dad keeps you around then.

00:26:50So

00:26:52are you gonna tell me who that possessive psycho hottie is?

00:26:55No.

00:26:57Are you sleeping with a professor?

00:26:59Oh my god, Maria, no.

00:27:01Ew.

00:27:03That's my dad's best friend, Chris Collins.

00:27:05He was sent here to

00:27:07keep me safe.

00:27:08And he secretly wants to fuck you.

00:27:11I don't know.

00:27:12But I do know that that's the only way my dad will agree to send him home.

00:27:16Wait.

00:27:18You actually want to seduce your dad's best friend?

00:27:23Think about it.

00:27:27We need to get my dad to fire Chris.

00:27:29The only way to do that is if he makes a move.

00:27:31So that's step one.

00:27:34You should've seen the way he barged into that club looking for you.

00:27:37He was jealous, Harps.

00:27:38Yeah, right.

00:27:39Jealous of me?

00:27:40I'm a college student who works at Whole Foods.

00:27:43He's like a

00:27:44tech genius,

00:27:45billionaire,

00:27:46hobbyist MMA fighter.

00:27:48Not jealous of you, dummy.

00:27:50Jealous over you.

00:27:52It looked like he wanted to kill Aaron over you dancing in that lingerie.

00:27:55So all we have to do is somehow make Chris more jealous until...

00:28:00Until he snaps.

00:28:01And then he has to admit he's got the hots for his best friend's daughter.

00:28:05And when your dad sees that,

00:28:07he'll be on a plane to butt-fuck nowhere in no time.

00:28:12Here's to operation seduction.

00:28:15Chris Collins,

00:28:16you better watch out.

00:28:18Because I get what I want.

00:28:19Mm-hmm.

00:28:23Sexy outfit?

00:28:24Check.

00:28:25Popcorn?

00:28:26Check.

00:28:27A notebook.

00:28:28The only movie that can make a guy cry?

00:28:30Check.

00:28:41Well, what do you want?

00:28:43You tell me.

00:28:44I'll tell you.

00:28:45What do you want?

00:28:46You tell me.

00:28:47What do you want?

00:28:48You tell me.

00:28:49What do you want?

00:28:50You tell me.

00:28:51You done giving me the salad treatment?

00:28:53Um, popcorn?

00:28:55Harper, you idiot.

00:28:57Seduce him.

00:28:59I mean, I brought snacks as a peace offering.

00:29:05But if you're busy, I can come back later.

00:29:09Wait, wait, wait.

00:29:11I have a date, but that's not important.

00:29:13Your pulse is racing.

00:29:16What's going on?

00:29:18Oh.

00:29:19Is your ex-boyfriend giving you trouble?

00:29:22No, I just...

00:29:25I came to ask if you wanted to watch a movie.

00:29:28But it's...

00:29:41Well, are we watching a movie or not?

00:29:48But what about your date?

00:30:09How are you not crying?

00:30:10This is like the saddest movie ever.

00:30:13Because it's not real.

00:30:14Because it's not real.

00:30:17This is ridiculous.

00:30:19No one would ever leave a perfect husband like that for someone like this.

00:30:23It's true love.

00:30:25There's no such thing as true love.

00:30:28Anyone who's fully grown knows that, kiddo.

00:30:31Or...

00:30:34Maybe...

00:30:36You're just a soulless A.I. bot.

00:30:41And there are batteries in your back.

00:30:44What?

00:30:50What exactly do you think you're doing touching me like that?

00:30:56What exactly do you think you're doing touching me like that?

00:31:01Now, come on.

00:31:02Just admit that you enjoyed it.

00:31:10Don't mess with me, Harper. I'm not a toy. I'll ruin her.

00:31:13Well, I'm not just something that can be ruined.

00:31:17As hard as you try to convince yourself, I'm not a little girl anymore.

00:31:24It's not a lie.

00:31:26You are a beautiful woman.

00:31:28But I'm too much for you, kid.

00:31:31You can't handle me.

00:31:33Try me.

00:31:38I don't do that lovey-dovey shit.

00:31:40I don't kiss, and I don't make love, Harper.

00:31:45Maybe I'm into that.

00:31:47No.

00:31:49I don't think you are.

00:31:53What did you get yourself into, Harper?

00:32:06Just...

00:32:08Shut up and watch the movie.

00:32:24You're supposed to seduce him, Harper.

00:32:26Not be seduced by him.

00:32:30I told you not to call me on my personal phone.

00:32:34I told you not to call me on my personal phone.

00:32:37You're late, Big Daddy.

00:32:40But you sound pissed.

00:32:42So I'll wait.

00:32:45You want to come in and fuck your frustration up?

00:32:47Not tonight.

00:32:49I'm busy.

00:32:50Busy?

00:32:53Remember, for me, you're not.

00:32:55When the hell could you possibly be?

00:32:59Are you with another woman?

00:33:00Woman? No.

00:33:04Not a woman.

00:33:07Do you know how many guys would kill to be with me right now?

00:33:17Not this guy.

00:33:20Who's my number?

00:33:28Whoever this girl is, your days are numbered.

00:33:31Do not flake on Milana Kaufman.

00:33:51She's going to be the death of me.

00:33:53Dead.

00:33:56Because I'm coming for you, Chris Collins.

00:33:59Because I'm coming for you, Chris Collins.

00:34:10Stay.

00:34:15Damn it, Harper.

00:34:30I love you.

00:34:32I love you.

00:34:33I love you.

00:34:58You know, if you're trying to fill me up, you should probably have your hand inside my pants.

00:35:04Oh my God, did we have sex?

00:35:07Oh my God, did we have sex?

00:35:09I slept with my dad's best friend.

00:35:11His business partner.

00:35:13I'm a dead girl walking.

00:35:15No, but we might as well if you're going to keep your hand on me.

00:35:23So, so we didn't?

00:35:26No.

00:35:28Because you're still alive.

00:35:30Trust me, you can't handle a night with me, Angel.

00:35:33The last night with me is when you wouldn't survive.

00:35:36You don't know that.

00:35:39Let's just say you're lucky you're not my type.

00:35:42Oh yeah? Explain that.

00:35:45That's morning wood, sweetheart.

00:35:48Don't get your hopes up.

00:35:50We're not on a nickname basis.

00:35:52You're just some guy who works with my dad and can't take a hint.

00:35:58Is that what you tell all the guys to get them to sleep with you?

00:36:03Is that how you ask all the guys to sleep with you?

00:36:12What's wrong? Not as adventurous as you thought you were?

00:36:16I am going to go for a cock-a-walk.

00:36:19I'm going to go for a walk.

00:36:22With my friend.

00:36:24Thanks for watching me sleep. Bye.

00:36:34Bye.

00:36:47This will do.

00:36:49Okay.

00:36:58So my dad's best friend knows how to shoot a gun and beat up my ex, but not how to do laundry.

00:37:13Struggling much?

00:37:18Yes.

00:37:36I don't know what your game is, but wearing my shirt first thing in the morning is pretty obvious, kid.

00:37:44I had no other choice. I ran out of clothes, and you don't know how to do laundry.

00:37:50Sounds like an excuse to wear my shirt.

00:37:53You just can't get away from me, can you?

00:37:56That's not...

00:38:02No underwear?

00:38:10That's bad manners, Angel.

00:38:14What are you going to do?

00:38:18Punish you.

00:38:23I don't know.

00:38:29You don't want to?

00:38:33You don't know me.

00:38:39I'll tie you up and fuck you only from the back.

00:38:43Would you complain about that, princess?

00:38:47I'd say do your worst.

00:38:49I'd say do your worst.

00:39:05I'm sorry.

00:39:07I can't let this happen.

00:39:08What the heck? Why are you stopping?

00:39:14You deserve someone better that's not just going to tie you up, Harper.

00:39:19But... but what about...

00:39:20There's no buts.

00:39:24I can't let this happen again.

00:39:36Cut block!

00:39:38Oh!

00:39:41You actually tried to fuck your dad's best friend?

00:39:48You actually tried to fuck your dad's best friend?

00:39:52That was part of the plan!

00:39:54I can't even go back to my own place now. I'm so embarrassed.

00:39:57Was it... big?

00:40:00So big.

00:40:03Look, I don't want to talk about Chris Collins' dick for a second longer.

00:40:07It's bad enough that I basically fondled him like I'm the sex freak.

00:40:10Wait, what do you mean? He's a sex freak?

00:40:13Like BDSM?

00:40:15The whole nine yards. Whips, chains, handcuffs.

00:40:19My dad has the worst taste in friends, I swear.

00:40:22Why couldn't a hot leather daddy move across from me?

00:40:25Wait, do you think he's going to show up to the alumni gala tonight?

00:40:29Oh, I've got to talk to my best friend's future sugar daddy.

00:40:32What if he is coming?

00:40:33Well, then you're going to have to show up smoking hot if you want Operation Seduction to work.

00:40:53Stop messing with that.

00:40:55You're going to flash a 90-year-old alumni and give him a heart attack.

00:40:58You don't think it's too much, Maria?

00:41:00How else are you going to woo your man?

00:41:01How else are you going to woo your man?

00:41:03He's not my man.

00:41:08I hope you're not talking about me.

00:41:11Ew, leave Brian. She doesn't want to speak to you.

00:41:15You still letting this loser make your decisions for you? Harps? Huh?

00:41:23What do you want, Brian?

00:41:27Just five minutes.

00:41:31Fine.

00:41:33Harper, are you sure?

00:41:35It's okay. Maybe if I talk to him, he'll finally leave me alone.

00:41:53Where the fuck do you think you're taking?

00:42:02I want to get back together.

00:42:05You cheated on me.

00:42:07I deserve better, Brian, and it's not going to be from you.

00:42:10But that was months ago. Huh?

00:42:13Haven't you already got your payback yet?

00:42:15This isn't about payback.

00:42:18I've moved on, and you should too.

00:42:23What do you mean, moved on?

00:42:26Are you fucking other guys? You slut!

00:42:29No, no, no, no, no.

00:42:31Get off me!

00:42:33Let me see then. Let me see how you're fucking other guys.

00:42:35Show me. Show me!

00:42:37Let go of me!

00:42:39There's the most handsome man at the gala.

00:42:41I was hoping I'd run into you.

00:42:44A drink?

00:42:46I don't have time for this.

00:42:48You still owe me for our cancelled plans, you know.

00:42:50That's not happening. Ever.

00:42:53Are you fucking breaking up with me?

00:42:55Me?

00:42:56Me.

00:42:58We were never a thing to begin with, babe.

00:43:00Get the fuck out of my way before I ruin you.

00:43:03It's not a threat. It's a fact.

00:43:11You'll regret this, Christopher.

00:43:13But I'm not going to come after you.

00:43:15I'm going to come after your bitch that's stupid enough to take what's mine.

00:43:23Help me! Help!

00:43:26Why are you playing so hard to get now, slut?

00:43:29Stop it! That's enough!

00:43:31Good girl.

00:43:34You are going to regret that, you bitch.

00:43:36I don't think she will, actually.

00:43:38That's for calling her a bitch.

00:43:42And this next one is because this suit is a Dior custom.

00:43:45You just made me rip it, asshole.

00:43:49Are you okay?

00:43:52Take her, you psychopath. She's fucking used goods anyways.

00:43:57Fuck.

00:44:06Stop it! You're going to kill him.

00:44:08Good.

00:44:10He's not worth it. Let's go.

00:44:14If you contact her, if you go anywhere near her, I'll finish the job.

00:44:18I promise.

00:44:20Let's go.

00:44:27Fuck.

00:44:30Chris, you almost killed him.

00:44:33Should we call 9-1-1?

00:44:35Seriously, Harper?

00:44:37He tried to hurt you. You still care about him?

00:44:39I handled myself just fine.

00:44:41And if I wasn't there to save your ass, what would have happened?

00:44:43I don't know.

00:44:45I don't know.

00:44:47I don't know.

00:44:49I don't know.

00:44:51I don't know.

00:44:53I don't know.

00:44:54If I wasn't there to save your ass, what would have happened?

00:45:13You're taking self-defense classes with me.

00:45:24So you're the little slut that Chris wants to play with now.

00:45:29Let's see who you are.

00:45:44Do we have to do this?

00:45:46What does swimming have to do with self-defense?

00:45:48Doesn't your crazy ex know you can't swim?

00:45:50Your dad wants me to keep you safe.

00:45:52So, yes.

00:45:54We have to get rid of everything that your ex can use against you.

00:46:09I'm gonna throw up.

00:46:13Breathe.

00:46:16And do this.

00:46:17And do this.

00:46:47Right here.

00:46:49Don't focus on the water.

00:46:51Just look at me.

00:46:57It's not hard to do.

00:47:11It's okay. It's okay.

00:47:13I got you.

00:47:15It's okay.

00:47:17It's okay.

00:47:22You're fine.

00:47:24You're fine, Harper.

00:47:31Just breathe.

00:47:33Just keep breathing.

00:47:36How are you feeling?

00:47:44Fine.

00:47:45Just insanely distracted.

00:47:48Ready for the next step?

00:47:55I don't know if I'm ready.

00:47:58I'll hold your hand the whole time.

00:48:03I thought you didn't make this.

00:48:06What?

00:48:09Oh, my God.

00:48:11Oh, my God. You're talking about swimming.

00:48:15You're talking about swimming.

00:48:19What goes on in that head of yours?

00:48:23I want you to get used to being underwater.

00:48:46Harper!

00:48:48Harper!

00:48:51Harper!

00:48:56What happened?

00:48:57What happened?

00:48:58You blacked out.

00:49:00You're okay.

00:49:01You're okay.

00:49:02I'm sorry.

00:49:03I'm sorry.

00:49:05For what?

00:49:08You did amazing.

00:49:10You're just going to get better and better.

00:49:12I can't do this.

00:49:14It's okay.

00:49:16We'll try again tomorrow.

00:49:18Just kiss me.

00:49:22Your dad won't like this.

00:49:24Don't think about him.

00:49:25If you want me, then kiss me.

00:49:29If you want me, then kiss me.

00:49:31I don't think you understand what you're getting into.

00:49:34I'm a dangerous man, Harper.

00:49:37Just say you don't want me.

00:49:39I don't want you.

00:49:41Just say you don't want me.

00:49:53Does that feel like I don't want you?

00:49:57I want you.

00:50:00And I told you not to mess with me.

00:50:01You're going to get hurt.

00:50:07Do you really like me?

00:50:11No.

00:50:19What the hell?

00:50:20What are you doing?

00:50:21We need to talk about this first.

00:50:22Inside.

00:50:23With our minds.

00:50:24Not our crosses.

00:50:25Why are you being such a tease, you grandpa?

00:50:26I'm not a tease.

00:50:27I just care about you.

00:50:30So you are a grandpa.

00:50:32Just as much as you're a kid.

00:50:37Come on.

00:50:38Let's go inside.

00:50:39No, I need a moment to cool off.

00:50:45I'm going to shower.

00:50:56Harper.

00:50:57What are you doing?

00:50:58What are you doing?

00:51:08So this is where Chris has been lately.

00:51:11Running a daycare.

00:51:13Who are you and what are you doing in my house?

00:51:19Who are you and what are you doing in my house?

00:51:22I'm Elena Kaufman.

00:51:23The heiress of the Kaufman Motor Industries.

00:51:26I noticed how closely you and Chris Collins were at the gala.

00:51:30And I wanted to warn you.

00:51:32He might be sexy.

00:51:34But you don't know how dangerous he really is, sweetheart.

00:51:37Yeah, he's here to protect me from danger.

00:51:39Like strangers breaking into my house.

00:51:43Oh, honey.

00:51:44I go where I want.

00:51:46Plus, I keep tabs on our mutual friend.

00:51:50You've been tracking him?

00:51:52What kind of psycho are you?

00:51:53The same kind he is.

00:51:55Let's just say Chris and I have explored each other very intimately.

00:52:04Let's just say Chris and I have explored each other very intimately.

00:52:09Yeah, I'm surprised.

00:52:12Doesn't look like you can handle him in bed.

00:52:15Just all around...

00:52:19Not intense enough for him.

00:52:21Not intense enough for him?

00:52:22Not intense enough?

00:52:25Yeah, well...

00:52:27Chris and I actually have a lot of fun.

00:52:31Oh, please. Don't make me laugh.

00:52:34I mean, look at you.

00:52:35You're the most vanilla missionary pillow princess ever.

00:52:40You're out of your league, kid.

00:52:42Don't call me that.

00:52:46You wanna know how Chris likes to fuck?

00:52:50He likes to take you from behind.

00:52:52Handcuff you so you can't run.

00:52:55Choke you out.

00:52:57None of that kissing, pillow talk.

00:53:01Well, maybe he likes to have sex with you from behind because he doesn't like to look at your face.

00:53:08He'll be bored of you in a week.

00:53:10He actually lives here with me.

00:53:14You little skank.

00:53:20Help! Help me! I can't swim!

00:53:26Help! Help! I can't swim!

00:53:38Help! Help me! I can't swim!

00:53:41Harper? Harper!

00:53:45What is going on?

00:53:47Help!

00:53:49Smile for TMZ, loser.

00:53:52Please help!

00:53:53Just crawl your way out, idiot.

00:53:56That's what you get for stealing my man.

00:54:05Harper!

00:54:16Harper!

00:54:39Harper! No! Come on!

00:54:46Harper!

00:54:52Harper!

00:54:55Breathe, breathe, breathe. It's okay, I got you.

00:54:57You're safe.

00:54:59I thought I was gonna die.

00:55:01I thought I was gonna die.

00:55:03You're okay. Just breathe.

00:55:06You're safe now.

00:55:07It's okay.

00:55:09Way to downgrade Chris.

00:55:11I mean, I know she can homewreck, but she can't even swim.

00:55:14It's pathetic.

00:55:15Homewreck?

00:55:18Harper could never homewreck us, Malala.

00:55:21She couldn't if she tried.

00:55:26I need you to come back to me, baby.

00:55:28You were just playing hard to get, so I got a little jealous.

00:55:33She could never homewreck us because there's nothing to wreck.

00:55:40Joke with me, Carter.

00:55:43I miss how rough you get, baby.

00:55:48I don't love you, and you almost killed Harper.

00:55:53How was I supposed to know that the bitch couldn't swim?

00:55:58She's fine. Stop overreacting, baby.

00:56:08What are you doing?

00:56:10Tomorrow, you're going to wake up to a call from your dad

00:56:13asking you why his company has tanked on the stock market

00:56:16and why his major investors have pulled out their funds from Kauffman Motors.

00:56:20You're going to tell dear old dad

00:56:23that it's because his psychotic daughter is responsible for his company going bankrupt.

00:56:28You got that?

00:56:29Are you threatening me?

00:56:31No. I'm telling you.

00:56:34Don't fuck with the people I care about.

00:56:37Get out of here.

00:56:39Wait. Please, don't. I'll do anything. Please.

00:56:43What are you doing?

00:56:57Chris, no! Wait! Wait!

00:57:06No!

00:57:21I'm sorry for the situation I put you in, Harper.

00:57:25She will not bother you again. I swear.

00:57:30Don't worry about it.

00:57:33I guess we both have histories of dating crazies, huh?

00:57:40I never dated her.

00:57:43We weren't a thing.

00:57:46A lot of brain to her.

00:57:54Are you seriously jealous right now?

00:57:57No.

00:58:02She said that...

00:58:07that I would never be able to handle you.

00:58:13She said that...

00:58:18that I would never be able to handle you.

00:58:23Satisfy you in bed.

00:58:28Okay.

00:58:31That I was too much of a kid and that...

00:58:35you'd never be into me.

00:58:41Is that true?

00:58:45That's not how I feel, Harper.

00:58:49But I don't know if I can tell you how I feel.

00:58:52I'm supposed to protect you.

00:58:58When I was in that pool, I...

00:59:01I really thought I was gonna die.

00:59:05And all I could think about was all the things I regret never doing.

00:59:13What did you regret?

00:59:15Not doing this sooner.

00:59:27What?

00:59:48What the hell am I doing?

00:59:50Why'd you stop again?

00:59:53You're playing with fire, Harper.

00:59:55My dad is going to kill me.

00:59:57I promise you that my dad doesn't care about me or the things I get up to.

01:00:02This isn't about Mark.

01:00:04It's about you and me.

01:00:05So whatever it is you're dreaming of behind those doe eyes of yours, you need to kill it.

01:00:11I'm too dangerous.

01:00:15So you're saying the kiss was a mistake and...

01:00:19I should forget this ever happened.

01:00:22It's for the best, Harper.

01:00:24There's a reason I don't let people close to me.

01:00:27Yeah.

01:00:29It's because you're a coward.

01:00:31You're allowed to be mad at me.

01:00:33Just admit it.

01:00:34You led me on and then you got cold feet.

01:00:36Just be a man and own it.

01:00:38It's not true.

01:00:39Don't!

01:00:40You're a psycho.

01:00:49I'm just trying to protect you.

01:00:55Morning.

01:00:57Bagel?

01:00:58I'm not hungry.

01:01:03You need to eat.

01:01:12No.

01:01:13What I need is for you to move out and leave me alone.

01:01:25Are we even now?

01:01:28You bageled me and you made me strip tease for you.

01:01:32What's wrong, kiddo?

01:01:34I hate seeing you like this.

01:01:36You should have thought about that before you broke my heart.

01:01:40Columbia University Gallery Exhibition.

01:01:44Featuring the work of students.

01:01:47Harper Reeves.

01:01:52I'm going to make this up to you.

01:01:55I promise.

01:01:59I'm going to make this up to you.

01:02:02I promise.

01:02:04I'm going to make this up to you.

01:02:06I promise.

01:02:08I promise.

01:02:14Has Mr. Collins seen this?

01:02:16Harper, you're like Michael fucking Angelo.

01:02:21Nope.

01:02:22And he's never going to.

01:02:24Huh?

01:02:25I didn't invite Chris to the gallery opening.

01:02:28Why would I invite an asshole who led me on?

01:02:31Oh, hey!

01:02:33Hey!

01:02:34Let's forget about that douchebag.

01:02:36Okay, you need to impress some fancy pants arts investors so you can pass this class.

01:02:40And I am not letting you fail.

01:02:42Stop moping.

01:02:44Let's go wine and dine some rich people.

01:02:46Okay?

01:02:49Okay.

01:03:02Wow.

01:03:03How long do you think this took to paint, Christina?

01:03:05Like a million hours?

01:03:07Who the fuck cares?

01:03:09We're going to destroy it in a few minutes anyway.

01:03:15Make sure no one's coming.

01:03:31Whoops.

01:03:36I think I hear them coming.

01:03:39Let's go.

01:03:41One last touch.

01:03:50Good luck being the only artist who doesn't make a single sale tonight, Harper.

01:04:00Tonight is going to be perfect.

01:04:02Huh?

01:04:03Huh?

01:04:04What?

01:04:06No, no, no, no.

01:04:08My final project.

01:04:10How am I going to graduate?

01:04:12Why would someone do this to me?

01:04:18Harper!

01:04:21Harper, I'm kind of confused.

01:04:24Is the painting supposed to be this ugly?

01:04:29Is the painting supposed to be this ugly?

01:04:32Don't say that.

01:04:34It's obviously her self-portrait.

01:04:43Did you do this?

01:04:46Christina, if I don't sell my work tonight, I'm going to fail the class.

01:04:51We're going to report you to the dean, Christina.

01:04:53You're not going to get away with this.

01:04:55Guess what?

01:04:56You have no proof.

01:04:59Good luck with that, losers.

01:05:02That's what you get for fucking with me, Harper.

01:05:05Harper!

01:05:07There's the student I've been looking for.

01:05:09Professor, I can explain.

01:05:13Harper.

01:05:16Is this your work?

01:05:18It's so ugly, isn't it, Professor?

01:05:21We have to fail Harper.

01:05:23It looks like a complete joke.

01:05:26Ladies, I assure you Harper knew what she was doing.

01:05:30In fact, a guest just bought this piece.

01:05:34Wait, what?

01:05:35Who would buy this crap?

01:05:37I would.

01:05:49Who would buy this piece of crap?

01:05:52I would.

01:05:55It's you.

01:05:57You psycho grandpa attacked us at a party.

01:06:01Christina, don't be rude.

01:06:03Don't you know who this is?

01:06:05Chris Collins is a renowned, rare art collector.

01:06:08There's no way.

01:06:10That's okay, Professor.

01:06:11Not everyone has taste.

01:06:16How much for this painting?

01:06:17Oh, no.

01:06:18Our starting price is 18.

01:06:24Done.

01:06:27$1,800?

01:06:29Do you even study at this school or not?

01:06:31We haven't sold one single painting for less than $18,000.

01:06:35You're telling me this gun-pulling, whiskey-chugging,

01:06:39whack-ass grandpa just has $18,000 sitting in his bank account?

01:06:47Here's two mil.

01:06:48Take the rest and buy art supplies,

01:06:51whatever it is you need to get, for Harper's sake.

01:06:54Sir, Mr. Collins, this is too much.

01:06:57Oh, my God, oh, my God!

01:07:00Are you fucking kidding me?

01:07:04Are you fucking kidding me?

01:07:06Language, Miss Hawks.

01:07:08Don't tell me what to do, old lady.

01:07:11Who cares if this old man gave you $2 million?

01:07:15My father still runs this university.

01:07:18Money runs this university.

01:07:21I'm going to report the two of you to the chancellor,

01:07:23who will be ecstatic to see this check for disciplinary action.

01:07:29You're going to get us expelled.

01:07:31Professor, you can't.

01:07:33Please.

01:07:34Getting expelled sounds just about right to me.

01:07:37No, wait, Professor.

01:07:38Not so fast.

01:07:39What the fuck else do you want from me?

01:07:44Boo!

01:07:45No, boo!

01:07:52I can't believe that you two would do something like this.

01:07:55Good luck proving it was us.

01:07:58Knowing that you have to live with your bitter, jealous selves every day

01:08:02is satisfying enough for me.

01:08:04I don't need to ruin your lives.

01:08:07Those dresses, though.

01:08:09Wait, what? Huh?

01:08:15Boo!

01:08:18Boo!

01:08:22My dress!

01:08:23This is Versace, you asshole!

01:08:26You're going to fucking pay for this!

01:08:28What was it that you two said?

01:08:30Oh, right.

01:08:32Good luck proving it was me.

01:08:37The chancellor wants you two in his office now.

01:08:40You're being suspended.

01:08:41Let's go.

01:08:42Why are you grabbing us?

01:08:44They're the ones who did this. Arrest them!

01:08:46Let's go!

01:08:48Oh, I'm going to have to get this on camera.

01:08:50I'll see you later.

01:08:55Congratulations on the sale, Miss Reed.

01:08:57Chris, that was 18 grand.

01:08:59That's $18,000.

01:09:02Seriously?

01:09:04I thought it'd be more expensive.

01:09:11What happened to the Chris who said that it was a mistake getting to know me?

01:09:17He, um...

01:09:20I mean, I...

01:09:23I was an idiot.

01:09:24And I'm sorry, but I think this might help...

01:09:28show you how much I want you.

01:09:44A blindfold?

01:09:46I want you, Harper.

01:09:48I want to do things to you.

01:09:53Bad things.

01:09:56But only if you want me to.

01:10:00I do.

01:10:13Why'd we stop?

01:10:15I've been waiting so long for this.

01:10:18Just gonna have to wait a teensy bit longer.

01:10:20Because I have to go wrap up the show.

01:10:27And I'll wait for you.

01:10:30Wear that for me tonight.

01:10:38Harper!

01:10:39Harper!

01:10:41Hello, Earth to Harper!

01:10:43You need to look at this.

01:10:45Can it wait, Maria?

01:10:46I'm having...

01:10:47very inappropriate thoughts about my father's business partner.

01:10:51Ew. No.

01:10:52That's what I need to tell you about.

01:10:54Harper, look.

01:10:56You got the wrong guy, I swear!

01:10:59The guns and the money, it's not just for show.

01:11:01Harper, he's dangerous.

01:11:03You need to move out now.

01:11:04You can't keep living with him.

01:11:06I need to talk to him, okay?

01:11:08Harper!

01:11:13Harper!

01:11:19Taxi?

01:11:20For Harper?

01:11:24Who are you?

01:11:25Hey!

01:11:26Let go of me! Stop it!

01:11:36Please.

01:11:37Please let me go.

01:11:39If it's money, I'll give you however much you want.

01:11:43Harper, Harper, Harper, Harper.

01:11:46Harper.

01:11:48Ryan, why are you doing this?

01:11:50We broke up.

01:11:52Oh, we broke up because you've been fucking that old man.

01:11:55You psycho!

01:11:56He had nothing to do with our breakup.

01:12:00He humiliated me!

01:12:02But luckily for me, your little boyfriend,

01:12:05what does he have?

01:12:06He has some dangerous enemies.

01:12:08Ain't that right, fellas?

01:12:11Once he arrives to save his little princess,

01:12:16well, we don't need to get into more details, do we?

01:12:19No, no.

01:12:21You can just watch.

01:12:23No, no, no, no.

01:12:26No, no!

01:12:41A trap?

01:12:43What the hell?

01:13:01Not bad for a guy who hates romance.

01:13:10I hope you don't mind.

01:13:11I wanted our first time to be special, Harper.

01:13:14Before you sleep with my daughter,

01:13:17you should probably know where she is first.

01:13:24Hey, crap, I can explain.

01:13:25You're gonna explain.

01:13:27But first...

01:13:31You know my daughter better than I do.

01:13:33Is that text a prank?

01:13:36Harper's in trouble. We need to go.

01:13:38Okay.

01:13:41Should we have some fun with you

01:13:43after we kill Leathergram?

01:13:47Should we make him watch?

01:13:54Looks like he's here.

01:13:56Are you ready to see your boyfriend die, Harper?

01:14:03Get ready, boys.

01:14:11I'm going to make you regret you ever touched her.

01:14:20That's what happens, Chris,

01:14:21when you mess around with my shit!

01:14:41What's the matter, tough guy?

01:14:43What?

01:14:44Can't talk without your little bodyguards?

01:14:52Let me go! I'll leave Harper!

01:14:54I already told you once.

01:14:56You should have listened to me then.

01:15:00I'm going to kill you, you goddamn bitch.

01:15:04I'm going to kill you, you goddamn bitch.

01:15:25Are you okay? Did he hurt you?

01:15:28Chris, I put you in danger.

01:15:32You should run far away from me and my package.

01:15:35When it comes to you, Harper,

01:15:37I'm willing to take my chances.

01:15:44Would someone like to tell me

01:15:47what the fuck is going on?

01:15:53Oh my God, Dad, what the hell?

01:15:55It's okay. I'll handle it.

01:15:57I want to hear it from my daughter.

01:15:59Why are you making out with my best friend, Harper?

01:16:01I want an answer now before I kill him!

01:16:03No, Dad!

01:16:05Look, I know we don't have the most warm and fuzzy relationship.

01:16:09But?

01:16:10Deep down, I know that

01:16:14you just want me to be safe.

01:16:20Chris makes me feel safe.

01:16:22Please don't be mad.

01:16:25You're wrong about that.

01:16:28It's not deep down.

01:16:31It is the most important thing to me, your happiness.

01:16:37If that means being with Chris,

01:16:39then he better not screw this up,

01:16:42or I will make him regret it.

01:16:45I believe you.

01:16:48You keep her safe.

01:16:53With my goddamn life.

01:17:02You remember my instructions?

01:17:04Yes.

01:17:17Yes, Daddy.

01:17:21Save it.

01:17:31Yes, Daddy.

01:17:37I want you to beg for it.

01:17:42I want you

01:17:44to fuck me, Daddy.

01:17:56Stop teasing.

01:17:58I want you now.

01:18:02I want you now.

01:18:06Daddy, say it,

01:18:09or I'll punish you.

01:18:22Don't stop, Daddy.

01:18:31You're pushing down on me

01:18:33When I'm around you, but without you, don't know where I'd be

01:18:38Out of sight

01:18:41Are you sure about that?

01:18:42Lost in time

01:18:46One more night

01:18:50You and I

01:18:56Friction

01:18:58You have two choices, Mr. Collins.

01:19:02You can either uncuff me

01:19:05or fuck me.

01:19:22You know I'm dangerous.

01:19:25Rich or lying.

01:19:29Do your worst, Daddy.

01:19:33I'm sent away

01:19:38From your heart

01:19:40It's too late

01:19:42To get by

01:19:44Forget us today

01:19:47And my heart

01:19:50Is working

01:19:52On my shit

01:19:53Since I started, I'm not stopping.

01:19:58I thought

01:19:59You only fucked girls from behind.

01:20:05You're different.

01:20:22Ready for round five?

01:20:24Stop it, I'm sore.

01:20:26Now let me out so I can go pee.

01:20:30What if I don't?

01:20:34Who is that?

01:20:35Crap, it's my dad.

01:20:37Honey, you home?

01:20:38Dad, I'm kind of busy right now.

01:20:40Stop it, girl!

01:20:45I told you I was busy.

01:20:47This is my home, Harper Rees.

01:20:50If you want to get up to adult stuff, you need to move out.

01:20:53Okay, I will.

01:20:55Can you get out?

01:21:09I think I've had enough surprises to last a lifetime, Chris.

01:21:12Can I please just open my eyes?

01:21:14No, please keep them covered.

01:21:17I want to give a speech.

01:21:19And I can't look at you while you're giving a speech?

01:21:21I get nervous when I open up.

01:21:24You literally carry around a gun, but whatever.

01:21:28Just get on with it.

01:21:30What I do for a living.

01:21:33The not-so-legal part.

01:21:36It's dangerous for me to let people into my life.

01:21:42And for me to be...

01:21:44Vulnerable?

01:21:47Yeah.

01:21:48But I knew when I was in charge of keeping you safe, I was doomed.

01:21:53You're like a magnet, Harper.

01:21:55And I want to be around you.

01:21:58Forever.

01:22:09So you're moving into the Empire State Building?

01:22:14I'm moving you in there.

01:22:17As a graduation present.

01:22:20And also, I love you and want you to be my girlfriend present.

01:22:28Only if you want to.

01:22:30Either way, the apartment's yours.

01:22:34Are you serious?

01:22:37What's wrong? Is it tacky?

01:22:40I liked it, I thought...

01:22:41Deal!

01:22:44But on one condition, boyfriend.

01:22:47Which is?

01:22:48You have to move in there with me.

01:22:51Deal.

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