- 6/6/2025
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00:00To be continued...
00:30See? Isn't that so much better? You see the difference?
00:3424 frames per second is the ideal framerate to please the human eye.
00:37See, this is exactly how Edgar Wright wants you to view his film.
00:41In fact, we have the new 4K Blu-ray for sale right here in Super Save's very own physical media section.
00:48Oh, wow. Kendall, thanks.
00:51If I was in the market for a TV or even liked movies, you're obviously the guy to talk to.
00:56But I really still need that blender. That was the only thing I asked about.
01:01Could we head over to Kitchen Appliances?
01:04Of course. Right this way.
01:08Kendall Hines, please report to the manager's office. Kendall Hines.
01:12Uh, Ariel, can you show us that where the blenders or the toasters or whatever are?
01:16Yeah. The blenders.
01:18And a happy new new year.
01:22Please bring us something important.
01:25Please bring us something important.
01:26Oh, no.
01:29Shut the fuck up, man.
01:30I should have had this thing up a week ago.
01:35We need to talk.
01:36Huh? About what, birthday boy?
01:39The funky-ass onion breath?
01:41Is that why you got toothpaste on your desk?
01:43Oh, yeah, I hope that's toothpaste.
01:44No, fucker. I read your high script.
01:48Oh, shit. What do you think?
01:50Well, first off, I think if it's this easy to rob a safe,
01:53then I need to upgrade our store security system.
01:55All right. About the script.
01:58All right, fine.
01:58I loved it, man.
02:01I did. Like, from page one.
02:03Like, I felt like I knew these people.
02:06And then I loved all the little nods to the classics,
02:09like Heat and Inside Man and Ocean's Eleven.
02:13Bro.
02:14And then at the end, when the thieves, they all turn on one another.
02:16Bro, like, I was on the edge of my seat.
02:19You crushed it.
02:20Yeah, for real?
02:21Yeah, for real, man.
02:23Just like you crushed the ten other scripts that I read before this one.
02:26So, when you gonna get out to Hollywood?
02:28Where you belong and put your talent to use, huh?
02:33Maybe if I just, like, wrote one more just lights-out script.
02:37You know what I mean?
02:38Just like, I don't know, maybe like a romantic comedy.
02:42Yeah.
02:47Yeah.
02:47Uh, that's it, man.
02:52Um, you're fired.
03:00What?
03:01Look, Super Save is cutting stores.
03:03And, uh, this one could be next on the chopping block
03:05unless I can find a way to cut shoplifting losses.
03:07And, you know what I mean?
03:08You've seen ideas, man.
03:09These fuckers are just loading up carts with TVs and walking out.
03:11It's gotten bad.
03:12So, the next few weeks, I'm hiring security to watch electronics
03:15and I'm letting a few key personnel go.
03:17But, why me?
03:19Hmm?
03:19And why are you firing me on your birthday?
03:22Well, at least I'm not firing me on your birthday.
03:24I mean, that would be worse if I...
03:26I need this job, man.
03:29I got bills to pay.
03:31I gotta feed myself.
03:32Okay, well, lucky for you, there's plenty of jobs in L.A.
03:34Go Uber, wait tables while you chase your dreams, man.
03:37You're wasting yourself here.
03:39You know something, Bill?
03:42You're an asshole.
03:43Man, you're a fucking asshole.
03:46If you want to fire me, then just fire me, all right?
03:49Don't act like you're doing me a favor when you do it.
03:51The alarm's disconnected on the emergency door in the back.
04:16I ain't cutting you in.
04:19I don't give a shit, right?
04:21I just got fired.
04:26Well, man, I'm real sorry to hear about that.
04:30Hey, why don't you let me drop these off with my guy?
04:33You meet me over at Ding Ling, and I'll buy you a couple of mochitos.
04:36You know what's the thank you?
04:39It's not even the job I'm mad about.
04:41I mean, fuck Super Save and everybody over there.
04:43Except my friend betrayed me.
04:45You know, it's the principle of the thing.
04:47Yeah, man.
04:48Principals, teachers, all that shit, I hear you.
04:50It's super important.
04:51Yeah, Bill says you should go to Hollywood and make movies.
04:55You know, like it's that simple.
04:56Yeah, like you just roll into Beverly Hills and your Honda Accord,
04:59and they toss you an airy Alexa in a financially viable talent package in your front seat.
05:04No, it takes money.
05:06You know, it takes connections.
05:08I've got my scripts.
05:10You mean like for movies and shit?
05:12Mostly crime movies.
05:13It's funny enough.
05:15My latest script is about a guy who gets fired from a super save.
05:19But the twist is that he returns using his knowledge of heist movies to rob the store's safe for his revenge.
05:26And he gets a puppy.
05:29And a hot girlfriend.
05:31How much cash did he get?
05:32200,000.
05:34Does that much money at big bus stores?
05:36I mean, after Black Friday weekend there is.
05:38All you have to do is just like get in there and take it.
05:41The whole thing is all based on the actual super save I work at.
05:44Or used to work at.
05:47I mean, point being, the heist itself is foolproof.
05:52We should do this.
05:54Me and you.
05:56You want to finance my independent movie?
05:59What the fuck are you talking about?
06:00Do I look like I'm stupid?
06:02No.
06:04I'm saying.
06:06You should do the big box job.
06:08But for real.
06:12You mean around the store?
06:16Quick lick at the super save, huh?
06:19200K.
06:20We split everything right down the middle.
06:24The name's Juice, by the way.
06:28Kendall.
06:30Yo, Kendall.
06:31I don't know what this is.
06:35But this shit is crazy.
06:37You've never seen heat?
06:52It's incredible.
06:57The action is the juice.
07:00Right?
07:01Listen, if your script is anything like this movie, well, then we got to get you to Hollywood,
07:08man.
07:09All right.
07:10What's the title of your movie?
07:11One Last Job.
07:13That's hard.
07:14Pause.
07:16We got to rob the store.
07:17Ah, man.
07:18I'm not a criminal.
07:19You know, I've never even gotten a traffic ticket.
07:22All I know is movies.
07:23Well, you're going to need money if you move to L.A., right?
07:26And plus, you said you want to get back at your boy, so that's like two birds.
07:30I mean, you got all the details worked out, right?
07:31I mean, you got all the details worked out, right?
07:32No, I just don't want anybody to get hurt.
07:34Who's going to get hurt?
07:36Okay, look.
07:37It's going to be me and you.
07:39We're going to go into the store at night.
07:40We're going to get the cash, and then we're going to go all our separate ways.
07:43And then, one day, I'm going to be walking into a movie theater.
07:46You know this name I'm going to see up there on that big screen?
07:52Yours, my friend.
07:53Well, first, we're going to need a map of the store.
08:11My map.
08:16A cunning disguise.
08:18Two duffel bags.
08:21Bolt cutters.
08:22An instant film camera.
08:24Gooseneck clip.
08:26And a UV flashlight.
08:28We also need the safe room key.
08:31We only need to copy the one key.
08:35So we'll make sure it gets them back quickly.
08:39Cleaning staff wraps up at 6.30 a.m.
08:45The armored truck arrives for cash pickup Monday at 7 a.m.
08:48So we have less than 30 minutes.
08:52Once inside, we cut the power of the breaker, security cameras go down, and we can move freely.
08:58The camera in the safe room runs on a separate system.
09:00It has its own power source that kicks in 45 seconds after primary power goes out.
09:05We're going to use the Polaroid photo to bypass it.
09:08I can't believe we're actually doing this.
09:13Yeah, man, we are, so get your ass going.
09:15Okay, okay.
09:16You ever see Gone in 60 seconds?
09:18Don't flex, you know I haven't.
09:19Well, ever since we were kids, Bill's been obsessed with sour cream and onion potato chips.
09:23Uh-huh.
09:24And you know what glows in a blacklight.
09:25Semen.
09:26What?
09:28Canola oil.
09:31Huh.
09:36Zero, one, three, four.
09:41Zero, three, one, four.
09:45Come on, player, we gotta move.
09:46Four, three, one, zero.
09:49Come on, we got 15 minutes to move it.
09:51One of these compliments is gonna work.
09:52Did you hear that?
09:58Yeah.
10:01All right, you get them bills, and I'll go check it out.
10:04Three, one, four, zero.
10:07One, zero, four, three.
10:10Four, three, one, zero.
10:15Yes.
10:22Holy shit.
10:24That's a lot more than 200 grand.
10:27Yo, Juice.
10:57We clear?
11:01Well, what he doesn't know won't hurt him.
11:16Yoo-hoo.
11:27Ah, Juice.
11:32My man.
11:34I, uh...
11:36I thought I heard a noise.
11:38Juice.
11:45Okay, Buster.
11:47Don't move and you won't get hurt.
11:50Kendall, what the...
11:53Why don't you wear a mask?
11:55What the fuck are you doing here?
11:57Oh, shit.
11:58Okay.
11:59Uh, look, I know this looks really bad, but I can explain...
12:02Listen, I already did 20 years in jail, phone a witness.
12:13I ain't going down that road again.
12:14Look, we got, uh...
12:15Nine minutes until that armored car gets here.
12:19That's...
12:20That's...
12:21That's Bill.
12:22That's...
12:23That's my friend.
12:24Okay, so...
12:25I'll take care of the body and, uh...
12:29Here.
12:30You clean up the mess.
12:31Let's go.
12:32Move.
12:33Alright.
12:34Let's go.
12:35Come on, man.
12:36Hey, man.
12:3730 seconds.
12:38We gotta go.
12:39I said I'm on it.
12:40Hey.
12:41This is perfect.
12:42They're gonna think that homeboy got out for the cash.
12:45Yeah.
12:46It's perfect.
12:47That's perfect.
12:48You're gonna think that homeboy got out for the cash.
12:50Yeah.
12:51It's perfect.
12:52You.
12:53You.
12:54You.
12:55You.
12:56You.
12:57You.
12:58You.
12:59You.
13:00You.
13:01You.
13:02You.
13:03You.
13:04You.
13:05You.
13:06You.
13:07You.
13:09You.
13:10You.
13:11You.
13:12You.
13:13You.
13:14You.
13:17Why are you like a rom-com gal?
13:35Okay.
13:37Oh, cool.
13:38See, I'm studying.
13:40You know, I had a brief stint in the education sector,
13:42but, uh, well,
13:44it just wasn't really my bag.
13:47Yeah.
13:51You're up, delivery girl.
13:53Cool, cool.
13:55Super safe on 4th and M.
13:57Huh.
13:58Uh, hey, it's, uh, Charlie, actually.
14:03Okay.
14:05All right, okay, you're studying.
14:07All right, leaving.
14:10Fun.
14:11You're fun.
14:12Okay, bye, Jenny.
14:14Headed out.
14:17Uh, hey, hello, food.
14:31Oh.
14:31Hi.
14:32Hey.
14:32Hey.
14:33Delivery.
14:34Sorry.
14:34Uh.
14:35Hello.
14:36Hi, sorry, sorry.
14:37Tandor delivery for you.
14:40So.
14:41Oh.
14:41There you go.
14:42Okay.
14:43Thank you, uh, Tandor.
14:44Uh.
14:45Uh.
14:45Uh.
14:46Uh.
14:46My name's Charlie, actually.
14:48I just, uh, it's, uh.
14:51Uh.
14:52Oh.
14:53You were trying to make a joke.
14:55Yeah.
14:56Well, uh, I was trying.
14:58At least, also, ouch.
15:00Okay.
15:01Um.
15:03Bye.
15:04Auf Wiedersehen.
15:05Eh.
15:09Okay.
15:10Okay.
15:11All right.
15:12And see you.
15:25Pandor.
15:34Pandor.
15:34Super save on 4th and M.
15:44Again.
15:45Hmm.
15:46Well, seems like somebody really likes none.
15:48He asked if you were working tonight.
15:51So, is he cute?
15:52I bet he is.
15:53He has a sexy phone voice.
15:55Ooh, I threw in free samosas.
15:56Hawkeyes love samosas.
15:59Who even are you right now?
16:00Like, seriously, what is happening?
16:02What, don't you realize?
16:03Ordering from the same restaurant night after night just to get to know the delivery girl?
16:07Classic rom-com move.
16:09Super safe stud is trying to riz you up, Charlie.
16:11This is your love story.
16:13Let's not get carried away, Jenny, okay?
16:15Okay.
16:15Hi.
16:16Hey.
16:17Hi.
16:18Hi.
16:19Hi.
16:20Hi again.
16:21Hey.
16:21So, uh, dinner is served.
16:24Yeah, sure.
16:25And, uh, samosas on the house.
16:32Oh.
16:33Okay.
16:34Uh, well then I'd probably accept this fried offering to commemorate the day of my birth.
16:40Uh, it's your birthday.
16:42Uh, it's, uh, tomorrow.
16:44Actually, I'm sorry.
16:45I'm, I'm Bill, by the way.
16:47Yeah.
16:48I am Charlie.
16:49Hey.
16:50Hey, um.
16:54Uh.
16:54Uh, do you think dinner?
17:00Yes.
17:00Now I'm meeting him tonight at Big Box.
17:02I don't know what to wear.
17:04Who am I becoming?
17:05I mean, I don't know.
17:06I kind of like it.
17:07This is the first date now.
17:09Make or break time.
17:10Huh.
17:13What is this?
17:14This is a little list I've been putting together.
17:17The birthday gift needs to make Bill feel like you just get him intuitively.
17:21But if it's too bespoke, you'll come off as a psycho stalker.
17:25On the other hand, if it's too generic, then he'll think that you're not that interested.
17:29Or worse, basic.
17:31And, uh, if the date's going really well, make sure that you forget something at Bill's place.
17:37Ah, like what?
17:39Like Chastity?
17:40No, something valuable.
17:41Like, um, your sunglasses.
17:44And that way you have a reason to go back and see him again.
17:46Huh.
17:47Well, very clever.
17:48Yeah.
17:49It's called The Leap Behind.
17:50It's a trope, but it works.
17:52Ooh, does Bill have any friends that you know about?
17:54Maybe, like, a quirky but non-threatening co-worker?
17:58Uh, hi.
18:00Psst, hi.
18:02Hey, do you happen to know Bill, the manager?
18:07I do indeed.
18:09Uh, why do you ask?
18:10Actually, he asked me on a little date.
18:14So, it's our, uh, it's our first date.
18:17It's like a dinner, it happens to be his birthday, and, yeah, I guess I was hoping that maybe you could, I don't know, uh, steer me in the right direction, you know, like gifting-wise.
18:25Okay, I see, I see.
18:28Well, you know, Bill is my boy, and he did just get out of a pretty bad breakup.
18:33Yeah.
18:33So, you know, before I go and give you advice on some romantic gift, I should really find out if you, uh, are actually worthy.
18:43Uh, okay.
18:45Which Mission Impossible is the best?
18:47Seriously?
18:52This is your mission, should you choose to accept it.
18:55This offer will substruct in ten seconds.
18:58It's also my lunch break.
19:00Okay, uh, wow, okay, so, uh, I don't know, I guess, uh, Tom Cruise, he, uh, see, uh, okay, uh...
19:08Time's up.
19:09Uh, all right, uh, Mission Impossible, uh, one.
19:14All right, all right, all right, okay.
19:16All right, has Bill told you about Betty?
19:18Like I said, it's a first date, so it's pretty casual, and we're not really doing, uh, big talks about exes.
19:24Oh, no, no, uh, uh, Betty's his new motorcycle.
19:27Ah.
19:28Yeah, it's his baby.
19:29So if you get him something Chopper-related, he'll love it.
19:32Okay.
19:33Oh, thank you.
19:34Okay, Betty, Chopper, I was never here.
19:37Excuse me, uh, I'm in a big hurry.
19:40Could you help me choose a blender?
19:42Yes, yes.
19:43But first, let me show you something.
19:46You carry your own remote?
19:48Yeah, of course.
19:48Now follow me right here, you're gonna love this.
19:50Now you see this right here?
19:51Wow.
20:01Wow.
20:03Oh.
20:06Hi.
20:07Hi.
20:07So, uh, in honor of your birth.
20:13What?
20:14Okay, a gift.
20:16You have to do that?
20:18Open, open, open.
20:19Okay.
20:20All right.
20:20Is this a guardian bell?
20:26Yeah, I did some, uh, incredibly limited, uh, research, you know.
20:30Well, they told me that you hang this on your chopper, and, uh, I guess the ring-a-ling,
20:34it, uh, wards off these evil spirits if you're on the open road, so.
20:39Yeah, that's exactly right.
20:41Yeah?
20:41Thank God.
20:42Damn, that's cool, Maya.
20:45Wow.
20:46Yo, I love this.
20:47Cool, you really mean that.
20:49Okay.
20:50Yeah.
20:50Yeah, why would I, why would I lie?
20:53Exactly.
20:54Please allow me to lead you to the finest tennis spot in town.
20:58Okay.
20:59Okay?
20:59Okay.
21:00All right.
21:02Just in the end.
21:04In there?
21:05Yeah.
21:06Okay.
21:07Oh, wow.
21:09Not too much, is it?
21:11No, no, no.
21:12I was, uh, I was kind of going for sweetly romantic, but now I'm worried I might have tipped
21:18all the way over into cornball cheese.
21:20No, no, no, no.
21:21It's, uh, I genuinely think it's, uh, squarely in the sweetly romantic sweet spot.
21:28Okay, good.
21:29Yes, I, uh, I like it.
21:31Glad you like it.
21:32Um, good.
21:34Uh, oh, uh, do you happen to have a look?
21:37Ladies' Room that I could, uh...
21:39Yeah, of course.
21:40It's just, uh, straight back to the left.
21:42All right.
21:42Uh, this is really nice.
21:44I'm excited.
21:44Okay, thanks.
21:45Okay, I'm glad you like it.
21:46Okay.
21:46Don't get lost.
21:49All right.
21:54You know, classic leave behind.
22:01Oh, boy.
22:02Are you sure, uh, old man Super Save won't be upset that we're here after hours?
22:06Oh, no, no, no.
22:08I run the place.
22:09Besides, these cameras aren't even recording.
22:11Old boss, he taught me a looping trick.
22:13It's kind of come in clutch lately.
22:15I see.
22:16The truth is, I just, uh, I got out of a pretty serious relationship recently.
22:21Okay.
22:21So, yeah, I've just been living out of my office for, like, the past month or so.
22:25Just until I can find a new place.
22:28Yeah.
22:28But if the cameras aren't working, uh, aren't you worried there could be a break-in?
22:33Oh, no, no.
22:34I push this thing once and a assault squad of cops shows up in, like, five minutes.
22:39Ah!
22:40Police state.
22:40Reassuring.
22:41Crazy, right?
22:42Yes, yeah.
22:42Yeah, it's pretty cool.
22:43Okay.
22:44I'm still geeking out over this Guardian Bell.
22:49It's like, it's just really, really thoughtful.
22:53Well, you should think you're a movie nerd, buddy.
22:56Yeah, he's the one that alerted me to your whole, uh, chopper fixation.
23:01Oh, Kendall, huh?
23:02Yeah.
23:03Uh-huh.
23:04Yeah, we've been pretty tight since, like, fourth grade.
23:08Ever since we got into a fistfight about whether or not Die Hard is a Christmas movie.
23:12It is obviously a Christmas movie, so.
23:14It's definitely a Christmas movie, but he, he would claim that a true Christmas movie must feature Santa.
23:19Right, well, you got Bruce Willis in the hat, so it's...
23:23Yes, but Kendall would say it doesn't even count because that's not the real Santa.
23:25Oh, I'm sorry.
23:27A real Santa.
23:29Real Santa.
23:30No, you preach it to the choir right here, because it's been going on forever.
23:35I mean, anyway, we kept at it for, like, the next 20 years.
23:40Hmm.
23:4220 years.
23:44I actually had to let him go today.
23:48What, you fired him?
23:50Yeah.
23:53Jeez, what was that like?
23:56Uh, not great.
23:58But maybe this will light a fire under his ass, you know?
24:03He, uh...
24:04I just read his latest movie script.
24:07It's so good.
24:09It's like his best one yet.
24:10It's like a love letter to all of the...
24:14cool, old...
24:16heist movies that we ever grew up watching.
24:19Hmm.
24:19Kindle belongs in Hollywood.
24:22He's just too scared to actually go for it, you know?
24:24But maybe this...
24:25Maybe this will be the push he needs to finally give it a try.
24:29Here's to tough love.
24:33Well, what about you?
24:35Where do you belong?
24:38Right here.
24:39Super safe?
24:40And look, I know this might sound corny, but...
24:43I like to think of super safe as being this, uh...
24:46this modern-day town square.
24:49Hmm.
24:51Because people want to gather.
24:53Right?
24:54People want...
24:55rituals.
24:58Human connections.
24:59Hmm.
25:01It's just...
25:03Basic needs.
25:04It's just basic needs.
25:05Oh, I see.
25:06Because, like, a human connection.
25:07That's all it is.
25:09Just...
25:11Right?
25:23I'm so sorry.
25:25There's, like, a...
25:27There's a creepy, uh,
25:29you know, over there.
25:29He's, uh, checking me out.
25:31Give me the hairy eyeballs.
25:32I'll be with you.
25:34Just trying to...
25:36Join this party, or, like...
25:37I'm sorry.
25:38Like, can you want to get me out of there?
25:40Because, um...
25:40Get you out of here.
25:41I just don't like the...
25:42You don't like creepy, sir?
25:44No?
25:45Not sure.
25:50You know, I've been thinking about...
25:51Like, maybe settling down,
25:53getting one of these, uh,
25:54normal lives I've heard about.
25:55Oh, yeah.
25:56It's just, you know,
25:56when I picture it in my head,
25:57I can't...
25:59really...
25:59see it, you know?
26:01It may be, uh...
26:04I'll be honest,
26:06I...
26:07I'm beginning to suspect
26:08that, like,
26:09maybe my normal
26:10is just a little bit weird.
26:12I don't know.
26:13I think maybe you should...
26:14Maybe you should stick around here
26:16for a while.
26:18Hmm.
26:18Maybe...
26:20our normal might be weird enough
26:22for you.
26:25Hmm.
26:25Well...
26:30Maybe it is.
26:33Yeah?
26:34I'd like that.
26:35Okay.
26:36Maybe.
26:37Maybe.
26:42It's a wonderful life.
26:45Yeah.
26:45I'd agree on a night like tonight.
26:47It certainly is.
26:48Oh, it's a...
26:50a wonderful life.
26:51It's indisputably a Christmas movie.
26:54Oh.
26:54Canary-a-santa-inside.
26:56Come on.
26:56You gotta take that up
26:57with Kindle.
26:57Yes.
26:58Yes, sir.
26:59Yes, I will.
27:03Go outside.
27:05This is a wonderful night.
27:10Oh, crap.
27:12What?
27:12We open in, uh,
27:14a few hours.
27:15Ah, wow.
27:16Black Friday's coming up,
27:18so...
27:19busiest time of the year?
27:21All right.
27:21I'd love to see you again.
27:25No, really?
27:27Yes, really.
27:29Can I call you?
27:32Yeah.
27:33Pandor.
27:33That's what you mean.
27:34You got the number?
27:35Yeah.
27:35I do.
27:36All right.
27:36From the first moment I met you,
27:44your arrogance and conceit,
27:45your selfish disdain
27:46for the feelings of others
27:47made me realize
27:48that you were the last man
27:49in the world
27:49I could ever be prevailed upon
27:51to marry.
27:51I said he would call on Monday.
27:53I don't know.
27:53It's Monday.
27:54Maybe he's busy.
27:55Why hasn't he called?
27:56Oh, it's Cyber Monday, I'm told,
27:58so maybe this is when
27:58he does his discounted shopping,
28:00and...
28:01I know what's happening.
28:02This is the part of the story
28:03where there's a mix-up,
28:04and it seems like
28:05they won't end up together,
28:06but ultimately,
28:07it is revealed to be the test
28:09through which true love
28:10will finally prevail.
28:14Tinder?
28:15Uh-huh.
28:16What's the address?
28:18Super save on 4th and M.
28:20Why, baby?
28:23What would you like?
28:28Hey.
28:31Hey, what's happening?
28:32Lunch.
28:34Informative.
28:34From Super Save on Channel 2,
28:36that nearly $400,000 was stolen.
28:40The leading suspect,
28:41store manager Bill Jackson.
28:44I'm so sorry.
28:45Uh, what did you say?
28:48Cut.
28:50Hey.
28:52Ha-ha.
28:53Mind if I join you?
28:55Uh, I was supposed to meet
28:56Bill here today.
28:56He's an acquaintance of mine.
28:58Uh, and they're saying
28:59that he, uh, split town?
29:00I'm not on the clock, you know.
29:03Yeah, sorry about that.
29:04That's, uh...
29:05Bill's probably halfway
29:06to Cancun by now.
29:08Really?
29:08I...
29:08That doesn't sound like him.
29:10I mean, not at all.
29:12Bill loves this place.
29:14Yeah.
29:14Why would he rob it?
29:17Because money.
29:20Huh.
29:23That's 50-50.
29:24Just like we said.
29:26This is an extra $500.
29:27I got $1,000 for the bike
29:28for selling it to the shop shop.
29:30Thanks.
29:31Oh, man.
29:32I'm...
29:33I'm sorry about your boy.
29:35Better than him
29:36than either one of us, right?
29:38I gotta know something.
29:41You took care of the body.
29:43Yeah, I told you.
29:45How'd you do it?
29:47Did you burn him
29:48in the incinerator?
29:49Did you...
29:49Did you dissolve his body
29:51in acid?
29:52Breaking Bad style?
29:53I...
29:54I gotta know.
29:55No.
29:56No.
29:56There's nothing like that.
29:59I switched his body
30:00with a mannequin.
30:02Yeah.
30:02I put the Santa suit
30:03on him, man.
30:06What?
30:06Yeah, like Weekend
30:07at Bernie's.
30:08How's that shit?
30:09That is a motherfucking movie.
30:11Cops, you're gonna find him.
30:12Yeah, no shit, eventually.
30:13But we'll both be
30:14long gone by then.
30:15Besides, it's not like
30:16either one of us
30:16has a reason
30:17to ever go back there.
30:31I'll just...
30:33Oh, hey.
30:49Kendall, hey.
30:51Have you heard from Bill?
30:54Uh, no.
30:55No.
30:56Are you, uh...
30:57Are you looking for him?
30:58Yeah, well, gosh, I...
31:00The cop said that he robbed
31:02the store
31:03and then he, uh,
31:03took off the money.
31:05But, I mean, Bill,
31:07I mean, he wouldn't rob
31:08this place.
31:08You know that, right?
31:09Well, look, you know,
31:10Bill just kicked me
31:11to the curb.
31:13I mean, that shit
31:13still stings, so...
31:15No, Bill did not
31:16kick you to the curb.
31:17All he did is he just
31:18gave you a little, uh,
31:19push out of the nest.
31:20Yeah, I think we're
31:21saying the same thing.
31:23No, Bill, man.
31:24He's, like, your...
31:25Your biggest fan, you know?
31:26You should hear him
31:27talk about your script.
31:28He really, really
31:28believes in you.
31:30Yeah, it's, like,
31:30the only reason
31:31he even fired you.
31:31It was just tough love, man.
31:33Yeah.
31:33He wanted to make sure
31:35that, uh, you know,
31:37you gave yourself a shot.
31:39Oh, hey, um,
31:41Bill did fire you,
31:42so what are you
31:43even doing here?
31:44Oh.
31:45I, uh,
31:46I left something
31:47in my locker.
31:48I'm just gonna
31:49clear everything out.
31:50All right, see ya.
31:52Yeah.
31:52Oh, okay.
31:55Gosh.
31:59Creepy Santa.
32:01Is that you?
32:02I'm sorry.
32:04Where the heck
32:04are your clothes?
32:15Can't be in here, bub.
32:16Active crime scene.
32:18Oh, uh, my bad.
32:19I was just trying
32:20to get some animo.
32:20Just go.
32:21Okay.
32:23Okay.
32:28Okay.
32:29Oh, my God!
32:52Kendall, Kendall, what the hell's going on? What's everyone screaming about?
33:01Uh, I have no idea.
33:06Oh, shit.
33:14Did the deceased mention any plans to rob the store?
33:17No, the deceased did not mention any plans to rob the store, okay?
33:21Bill loved this place, so, I mean, you guys really still think that he did this?
33:26Well, our working theory is that Bill and an unknown accomplice pulled off the heist together.
33:30And, you know, whoa, difference is.
33:33Then the accomplice killed Bill, took off with the whole amount.
33:37We know that Mr. Jackson was staying here overnight.
33:40He was the only one with a safe combination, and we have proof that he was manipulating the security cameras.
33:44No, no, Bill was only staying here because he'd recently had a breakup, okay?
33:50So...
33:51Wait.
33:52What?
33:53Can I...
33:54Okay, uh, is that a Polaroid in front of the camera?
33:59Yeah.
34:00Like we told you, he was manipulating them.
34:03Okay, I'm sorry, but that is not how Bill did it.
34:06Look, his previous manager had taught him how to loop the footage, right?
34:09So, why would Bill suddenly use some, uh, dranky-ass and frankly weirdly expensive Polaroid?
34:20Maybe he was just a Mission Impossible fan.
34:22Wanted to pay tribute.
34:24This, uh, Polaroid gag.
34:26That's from Mission Impossible 3, right?
34:28Best film in the entire series.
34:30Oh, finally.
34:45Oh, finally.
34:45I had this pause for over an hour waiting for you to come home.
34:51I especially wanted you to see this part.
34:54Have a seat.
34:54The leading suspect, store manager Bill Jackson.
35:06A representative from SuperSafe told Channel 2 that nearly $400,000 was stolen.
35:12Nearly $400,000...
35:14Nearly $400,000...
35:16Nearly $400,000 was stolen.
35:19$400,000?
35:24That's funny.
35:26Because when I counted it, it was a little less than three.
35:32Man, I never actually saw what was in the safe, did I?
35:39I trusted you.
35:40And you fucking lied to me.
35:46Where's the rest?
35:47Where's the fucking money?
35:50In my locker or in the break room.
35:52What's the combo?
35:53Come on, bro.
35:584613.
36:00Shit ain't like it is in the movies, is it?
36:09Super saver piece of shit!
36:13Fuck!
36:14Ow!
36:14Whoa, oh, oh, hey!
36:18Ow!
36:18Ah!
36:19Ah!
36:26Oh, shit.
36:44The premises are clear as we are meeting the scene.
36:51We're going ahead and walk the perimeter.
36:54Clear the scene now, returning to control.
37:14You left something in your locker, huh?
37:23Shit, shit, shit, shit.
37:27Huh? What indeed?
37:31Giant skyscraper.
37:33Superman power arms.
37:36Classic original.
37:38And, I don't know, Philip Seymour Hoffman bad guy?
37:42Yes!
37:45Man, questionable order, but I will allow it.
37:52Oh, fuck you, you son of a bitch. Come on.
38:04Man, Bill believed in you. Like, he really believed in you.
38:07And then what do you do?
38:08Yeah, you rob him, you kill him, you put his body on display.
38:12You should be ashamed of yourself.
38:14Believe me, I am.
38:17But I did not kill Bill.
38:21No, you didn't. That's right.
38:22But I will kill you.
38:25If you make me.
38:26So drop the bag.
38:30Put your hands up.
38:32And back away.
38:34Okay, man. All right.
38:36Just, if you didn't kill him, who did?
38:38Look, none of that matters, all right?
38:40So what now? You just...
38:42You split time, you steal that cash, and...
38:45You pin this robbery on Bill, and then what?
38:47Everyone who cares about him just...
38:49Thinks that he was lying all along?
38:51No one's supposed to get hurt on this, all right?
38:53Come on, let's just go. Come on.
38:58Okay, so let me guess.
38:59So you plan it all down to the last detail?
39:01You team up with some motherfucker you think you can trust?
39:03Night of the robbery, everything's going exactly according to plan.
39:06Suddenly this guy turns out to be a loose cannon,
39:08and then boom, everything goes to shit.
39:10Then you two turn on each other because of the cash.
39:12Is that about right?
39:13Wait, hold on a minute.
39:16How do you know all that?
39:17Oh, I don't know.
39:18Maybe just because it's a plot
39:19of every fucking heist movie ever made?
39:21Well, this is the part where I take the cash
39:23and drive off into the sunset.
39:25Oh, I see. Really?
39:27I'm not sure about that.
39:31Don't push that.
39:33Well, I actually, I pushed it three minutes ago
39:35because this isn't some dumb fucking action movie.
39:40Oh shit.
39:43You were saying?
39:44Kendall!
39:45God, I stand corrected.
39:46Where's my money?
39:49The kids got it!
39:51You fucking coward!
40:04Kendall!
40:05Where's my money?
40:07Oh shit.
40:08I don't give a gun.
40:10What were you supposed to do?
40:12How was my money?
40:13chte the giving.
40:14The game.
40:15Of course.
40:16We made money.
40:17umental peer validation.
40:18And later witness.
40:19Like it.
40:21You were going to был both over.
40:22For more
40:28at security�� cycle.
40:29You are waiting for it.
40:33Hey!
40:35You are waiting for orientations just to ruin him!
40:36Game over, Psycho.
40:41Game over, Psycho.
40:45Hey, whoa, whoa, whoa.
41:06Game over, Psycho.
41:36Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
42:06Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
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