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00:00Thank you for listening.
00:30Thank you for listening.
01:00Thank you for listening.
01:30Thank you for listening.
02:00What do you reckon? Do you think it's going to be a good day today?
02:02Should be, yes.
02:02Do you think so?
02:03Well, I think start that way. That's always the best way, you know.
02:06And if you finish, keep smiling.
02:08Well, you've decided to enter the crystal maze up the old river here.
02:12And before we go actually into the maze, we first have to navigate that river, don't we?
02:17We'll talk about all the games when we get inside.
02:20Okay.
02:21So, when I blow the whistle, into the boats, up the river, and away we go.
02:24And they're away.
02:27Think.
02:28Don't forget to untie the craft.
02:32Because, you know, I'll come do this one.
02:33Okay?
02:34Come on, you chaps.
02:42Keep your heads down.
02:44Whoops.
02:45Whoops.
02:46Oh, my gosh.
02:47Remind me not to go boating with you again.
02:56That's it.
03:05Oh, no.
03:07Oh, dear.
03:08That's Simmy.
03:09Come on.
03:09We're here.
03:13A little wet, but we're here.
03:16Simmy.
03:17Did you see my false teeth that I dropped down there last bit?
03:20Okay.
03:21Let's dry you off as we run up the jungle path.
03:25Okay.
03:25The hot sun on the...
03:26Come on.
03:27Here we go.
03:28Down the jungle path, into the Aztec village.
03:30Okay.
03:32Oh, feel the heat from that sun.
03:35How marvelous.
03:37Well, here we are.
03:38First zone.
03:39First of four zones.
03:40And in each zone, we have a series of games we can play.
03:43We have a physical, a mental, a skill, and a mystery.
03:46They all take between two and three minutes to play.
03:49If you overstay the allotted time,
03:53then you get locked in,
03:54and it costs you or your teammates a crystal to buy you out.
03:57Each crystal, of course,
03:59is five seconds of time inside the crystal dome.
04:02All right.
04:02So, Simon, what do you reckon?
04:04Right.
04:05I think we'll start with the physical.
04:06Yes.
04:07And we'll have power to do it.
04:09Power?
04:10Oh, simmy.
04:11Simmy, simmy, simmy.
04:12A little damp simmy.
04:14Soggy simmy.
04:15You're going to love this,
04:17because there's every opportunity
04:18that they might actually join you
04:21in this little wet venture.
04:22Up here.
04:23Three minutes.
04:24Three little minutes
04:25to do this most horrendous task.
04:28Ready?
04:28Yeah.
04:29Three minutes.
04:29Go.
04:30You can watch through here and through there.
04:31All right.
04:32I've got a basket and some water.
04:36Okay.
04:38Fill the bucket.
04:39Take it to the god.
04:40Feed the god.
04:41And keep doing that
04:43until you've reached the mark.
04:47You've got holes in your bucket.
04:50You've got holes in the bucket.
04:51I know.
04:53Has he got holes in his bucket?
04:54Yes.
04:55It's leaking through the bottom.
04:56I don't know what he can do to help you.
04:57Yeah.
04:58That's an interesting...
04:59It's not easy.
05:01Oh, my word.
05:02I'm really not happy.
05:03Two and a half minutes left.
05:05Half a minute gone already.
05:06I can see one over here.
05:07Oh, dear.
05:09He's gone in.
05:11Just a little bit.
05:12Hi, Glenn.
05:13Okay.
05:14Come on.
05:17It's a pity they keep...
05:18You know, the water keeps running
05:19out the bottom of it, isn't it?
05:20Yeah, sit on the bottom.
05:21Sit on it.
05:22Sit on it.
05:24Shuffle across if you can.
05:25No, he's doing sail now.
05:26That's it.
05:27That's good.
05:28Yeah, that's the way.
05:28Yeah, you've got the...
05:29You've got the principle.
05:31Well done.
05:32Two minutes left.
05:33But what a pity it keeps leaking
05:34out the bottom of that bucket.
05:35That's right.
05:35Quick.
05:35Is there something in there to block it?
05:39Jump in the water and get out.
05:42Come on.
05:42That's it.
05:43Well done.
05:43That's it.
05:45Two minutes.
05:47Is there anything in there
05:48to stop the water coming out the bottom?
05:57Go for it.
05:58Do you have to fill it up through that black line?
06:03One and a half minutes left.
06:07One and a half.
06:08Got enough time for about two runs.
06:10Yeah.
06:11It's taken about 30 seconds of run.
06:13Yeah.
06:13I don't know.
06:14He hasn't got half yet.
06:15One and a half minutes.
06:17Well done.
06:18Getting faster.
06:19Oh, that's very good.
06:22I'm very impressed, Howard.
06:23Keep going.
06:24Very, very impressed.
06:28He's doing me at this point.
06:29Doing very well.
06:30Oh, no.
06:31He's got a minute left.
06:33Minute left.
06:35You're doing very well.
06:36I'm very impressed.
06:37Don't waste it.
06:42Oh.
06:42Well done.
06:43Oh, no, no, no.
06:44Well done.
06:46One more run, I think, Howard.
06:48Well done.
06:48I'm very, very impressed.
06:51How long?
06:52If you get this, it'll be a well-deserved crystal.
06:56Come on, Howard.
07:0230 seconds, Howard.
07:0330 seconds, Howard.
07:07That's good enough for me.
07:08Oh, God.
07:09It's touching at the back.
07:10It's touching at the back.
07:12Is he allowed to run back through the water with the crystal?
07:15The crystal comes out here.
07:1615 seconds, Howard.
07:1715 seconds, Howard.
07:18You're doing very well, dear.
07:21Okay.
07:2210 seconds.
07:23Come on, honey.
07:24Here's us.
07:24Come on.
07:25Come on.
07:25Crystal.
07:27Five, four, three, two, one, zero.
07:34Well done.
07:35Brilliant.
07:36Mon bra.
07:39That was a very, very well-deserved, well-earned crystal.
07:44I'm absolutely delighted to see that happen.
07:46Okay.
07:47Let's win another crystal.
07:48Yes.
07:49Right.
07:49We'll have a menthol.
07:52Menthol.
07:52Yes.
07:54And simi.
07:55Simi.
07:55Okay.
07:56Come with me.
07:57Down here.
07:58We've got two and a half minutes for this.
08:03You ready?
08:04Yeah.
08:04As you'll ever be.
08:05In you go.
08:06You can watch through there.
08:07There's a window around the corner.
08:08All right.
08:08It's got to build this.
08:09What's going on?
08:10Get your skates on.
08:14Get your skates on.
08:16Put the holes in all the holes, like the diagram is.
08:19Oh, like the holes in all the holes, like the diagram is.
08:21Simi, the big one's in the middle.
08:23The big one's around the edge.
08:24Can you see the diagram?
08:25Oh, yeah.
08:26It seems simple, doesn't it?
08:28It seems simple.
08:30Right.
08:30I'll just run that one.
08:32It's in the middle.
08:33Are you sure about that?
08:34Put them up in first, then sort them out.
08:36You've got two minutes left.
08:3830 seconds gone already.
08:40Move it, Simi.
08:43Right in the center, the big one.
08:44The big one's in the middle.
08:45Oh, you've got my pyramid, have you?
08:46Yeah.
08:46Yeah.
08:47Big one's in the middle.
08:50That's it.
08:51That's it.
08:52Put the big one's in the middle, though.
08:54They're all in the middle, the big ones.
08:55That's it.
09:00The biggest one.
09:02That's it.
09:02Now, you might have come to some conclusion.
09:05Simi, take that one's in the middle.
09:06Not only about the length of the poles, but some...
09:08The holes are different depths.
09:09The holes are different depths.
09:10Ah, right.
09:11Simi, take that one.
09:16Well, what a marvelous first crystal they won, these people.
09:25That's it.
09:29Keep going.
09:30Keep going.
09:31I'm going to some one of the middle ones.
09:33Yeah.
09:33Keep going.
09:34That's great.
09:36Got a minute left.
09:38A minute left.
09:39That's right.
09:40A minute left.
09:42This is quite tough.
09:44That's it.
09:45Yeah.
09:45That's right.
09:46Yeah.
09:46And the one at the front here.
09:47No, they'll be at the front.
09:48The smallest ones are going to be at the front in a different hole.
09:51Different side, different hole for that smaller one.
09:57No, that's the second row.
10:00Yeah.
10:00Yeah.
10:00No.
10:00No, it's not.
10:01Wow.
10:03Wow.
10:04Yeah.
10:0530 seconds.
10:0630 seconds.
10:08Keep going.
10:09Only a few more, do we?
10:13That's right on the edges.
10:14That's right, that one.
10:1715.
10:2215 seconds.
10:24Get ready, Simmy, to come out.
10:2610.
10:27Come out, come out, come out, come out, come out.
10:30Come on.
10:315, 4, 3.
10:35OK.
10:36Another game, please.
10:37Right, we'll have a skill game.
10:38Yes.
10:39And Sanjay.
10:40Sanjay.
10:40Yep.
10:41Ready for this?
10:42Two minutes.
10:43Two minutes, OK.
10:45In you go.
10:46There we are.
10:47All you've got to do is gag the gods.
10:49It's a simple enough thing.
10:50You can look through the eggs.
10:51Oh, sorry, look.
10:52Oh, right.
10:55Yes.
10:56Oh, I see.
10:57You've got a ball in each now.
10:58Oh, it looks like a ball.
10:58Yeah.
10:59Yeah.
10:59Yeah.
11:01Now.
11:02Too late.
11:03You've got to go in and shut.
11:04The timing is of the essence, I think.
11:05Oh, you've got one in already.
11:07I see.
11:08Yeah.
11:09Right.
11:10Now.
11:10Now.
11:11Drop it now.
11:12Too slow.
11:13Oh.
11:14Oh, OK.
11:16Let's go.
11:16We've got the general drift.
11:18Shut.
11:19You have a minute and a half left.
11:20You've had 30 seconds over already.
11:22Oh, no.
11:23That's not what it is.
11:2430 seconds.
11:25It goes nowhere the time these days.
11:29Yes.
11:30Now the next one.
11:30One more.
11:31Two more.
11:34Now.
11:36Oh, nearly.
11:36Over a minute.
11:46A bit lower.
11:48Yes.
11:49Last one.
11:50I've got a minute left.
11:51You've got a minute, Sanjay.
11:56Ein minuten.
11:58You have to.
11:58Nearly.
11:59I think you've got to throw it a bit as well.
12:03Just as it's opening.
12:04How's that?
12:09Is that it?
12:10Yes.
12:10Oh, Sanjay.
12:12Sanjay.
12:12Sanjay.
12:13I'm impressed.
12:14I'm impressed with you guys.
12:15I'm so impressed with you guys.
12:17And I'm going to move us all on to the next zone.
12:19All right.
12:20To future.
12:21Up the wall.
12:22Here we go.
12:25That's the idea.
12:27Oh, kind of fingers.
12:28Yes.
12:28Yes.
12:28Yes.
12:28Yes.
12:28Yes.
12:28Yes.
12:28Yes.
12:28Yes.
12:28Yes.
12:28Yes.
12:28Yes.
12:28Yes.
12:28Yes.
12:29Yes.
12:29Yes.
12:29Yes.
12:29Yes.
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12:30Yes.
12:30Yes.
12:31Yes.
12:31Yes.
12:34Yes.
12:35Yes.
12:36Yes.
12:37Yes.
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12:41Yes.
12:42Yes.
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12:47Yes.
12:48Yes.
12:49Yes.
12:50Yes.
12:51Yes.
12:52Yes.
12:53Yes.
12:54Yes.
12:55Well, what about that?
12:59Well, it was, it was, you were fast up there, but, you know, I thought just the way you
13:04played your games there was great.
13:05Don't let this, this kind of role that you're on will go away from you at all, will you?
13:10Okay, here we go.
13:12Down here.
13:12Mind your heads on these monitors.
13:14Okay.
13:15Hello, uh, hello, computer.
13:18Hello, Richard.
13:19Good sound.
13:20Yes, they've done very well.
13:21They've won three games.
13:22No, they haven't.
13:23They've won two games out of three.
13:25They've played three games.
13:27Haven't you?
13:28That's right.
13:29One zone, three games, two-one, ten seconds of time inside a Crystal Dome.
13:33Not bad.
13:34What are we going to do, Simon?
13:35Right, we'll play a mystery.
13:36Yes.
13:37And I'll do it.
13:37Are we going to play a mystery?
13:38Yes.
13:39Ooh, I've got a little mystery.
13:40Strangely.
13:42Right here.
13:43We don't have to go very far, do we?
13:45This is three minutes from the second the door closes.
13:48Are you ready?
13:49Yeah.
13:50Right.
13:51Automatic lock-in, by the way.
13:53Go on, here you go.
13:54You're allowed two mistakes.
13:55Make a third one, and the door stays shut.
13:58Right, so we have got to get red into yellow.
14:02Right.
14:02Now, what he has to do is...
14:03He has to get to...
14:05The green's got to go that way.
14:08He has to get the red from there to where it says red at the bottom.
14:11There's a series of tubes and funnels and tubes, and so he has to...
14:15You can't really see the funnels of the tube.
14:16We can't really help him very much on this, really.
14:18Except to tell him, you know, boo when he gets it wrong, and cheer when he gets it right.
14:24He's going to trickle down to what he has to do.
14:25He's saying, yeah.
14:26You may as well get them all in and work it out then.
14:28Well, you must remember also, of course, they do turn around as well.
14:31Yeah.
14:31I mean, they could be in back to front, couldn't they?
14:33Can he actually hear us?
14:34Shall not.
14:35You can't hear you and I talking in this manner.
14:37No, no, you've shouted through it and through the door.
14:40Come on, Simon.
14:42Simon, try turning him around.
14:44Yeah, no, just try to work out where I've gone wrong so far.
14:47Okay.
14:52That's the idea of the principal.
14:55I think you've sent the right man in here.
14:58I've got two minutes left, Simon.
15:07Some people might say that he should have tried one, but I think they'd be wrong.
15:18You've got to be sure, haven't you?
15:21What's the point?
15:22That doesn't look as if it wants to fit in.
15:26It should want to fit in.
15:27It doesn't want to fit in there.
15:28We've got a minute and a half left.
15:32If everyone's got any bright ideas, I'd like to hear them.
15:34Keep going.
15:36Thanks.
15:37No ideas about this one, mate.
15:40Great, great, great.
15:41Bump, bump, bump.
15:46It's not what you can do.
15:47That's wrong as well.
15:48Try turning them round.
15:50Sorry?
15:50You've been doing that.
15:51Can you turn them on?
15:52You are allowed to make two mistakes if you want to give it a go.
15:55Turn them on.
15:55And see, you can.
15:56I mean, I'm not trying to pressure you.
15:59You've got a minute left.
16:01Secret's incorrect.
16:02It was correct.
16:03Do you have to press the button to start it?
16:05Yeah, you have to press the button.
16:06Yeah, but I know it's wrong.
16:07He knows it's wrong.
16:08How many have you got right?
16:09I don't think I've got any right yet.
16:14Keep moving them, then.
16:16Yeah, well, that wants to go.
16:19About 30 seconds, are they?
16:21No, 30 seconds, Simon.
16:23Thanks.
16:2830 seconds.
16:3130 seconds.
16:31I think you're going to have to make some kind of commitment to this, Simon, sooner or later.
16:36Switch him on.
16:38Go on, you're allowed a mistake.
16:40I'm going to do it.
16:40This is life.
16:41I'm going to do it.
16:41It's wrong.
16:4415 seconds.
16:45No, it's wrong, isn't it?
16:4810.
16:50All wrong.
16:51Come on.
16:51Come on out.
16:525.
16:53Come on out.
16:534.
16:55Oh, my.
16:57Tricky one.
16:58Terrible.
16:58Very tricky.
16:59Very tricky.
16:59Very tricky one.
17:00But at least you finally made some commitment.
17:03Oh, well, I'd say it was just wrong.
17:04I was very relieved.
17:05That's why I want to see those colours run.
17:07Anyway, never mind.
17:08Let's play another game.
17:09Right.
17:11Clever mental.
17:12Yes, who?
17:12It's driven me mental.
17:14Sanjay was so good last time, we'll have him again.
17:16Sanjay.
17:17Up here, dear.
17:22Let me see.
17:23Two minutes.
17:24Two minutes for this game.
17:26Here you go.
17:3020 equals crystal.
17:31I don't see anything.
17:33Okay.
17:34So what's he got to do?
17:35Right, so he's got to put a number of...
17:3620 equals crystal.
17:38Okay.
17:39Okay.
17:39There we go.
17:4020 equals...
17:41Oh, thank you.
17:42Did we have an over-headshot computer?
17:44We, again, would be most grateful for an over-headshot.
17:48Right.
17:4920 equals...
17:50Access.
17:51Right, you've got the handle.
17:52You pull the handle back and forward to get the sum right, to get...
17:55That's it.
17:56To get what?
17:57To get...
17:57To get what?
17:58Oh, God.
17:594 times 4, 6, 8.
18:00To get what number?
18:01Keep going, keep going.
18:02What's the operative number here?
18:0420.
18:05Keep going.
18:06You've got to get 20.
18:06You've got to get 20.
18:07You've got to get 20.
18:08Oh, I see it.
18:0920, I need to.
18:10That's it.
18:10Next one.
18:11Next one.
18:12Next one.
18:12No, no.
18:14Yeah, no, no.
18:15Keep going, keep going.
18:173, 2, 1, 2, 1.
18:18No.
18:19No.
18:20No.
18:20No.
18:20No.
18:21Next one.
18:22No.
18:22No.
18:22Keep going, keep going.
18:23No.
18:24No.
18:25It was 32, 6.
18:27No.
18:27No.
18:28Keep going.
18:28Yeah, that's the ones.
18:29That's it.
18:30That's it.
18:30That's the one.
18:31Next one.
18:31You've got a minute left.
18:33Keep going.
18:33No.
18:34Keep going.
18:34Next one.
18:35Keep going.
18:36Keep going.
18:36Keep going.
18:37Keep going.
18:38Keep going.
18:38Keep going.
18:39Are they minuses?
18:40No, that's the point.
18:41They're minuses.
18:42That's it.
18:42That's it.
18:4390% of 40.
18:4670% of 40.
18:4880% of 40.
18:49No.
18:50No.
18:51No.
18:52No.
18:53No.
18:54No.
18:55No.
18:56No.
18:57No.
18:58No.
18:59No.
19:00That's it.
19:01That's it.
19:02Next one.
19:0330 seconds.
19:04What is it?
19:05We can't read the small numbers.
19:07It's a swear read, isn't it?
19:09Can't read the small numbers.
19:11Yeah.
19:12What?
19:133 squared plus 4 squared.
19:159 plus 60 is 25.
19:1615 seconds.
19:17What?
19:1812.
19:196.
19:2010 seconds.
19:21I'm out.
19:22I'm out.
19:23I'm out.
19:24I'm out.
19:27Sorry.
19:28We can't read the small numbers.
19:30We can't be good at everything, Sanjay, can we?
19:33It's impossible to be good at everything.
19:35Look at me.
19:36Even I have my off days.
19:37OK.
19:38Let's play another game.
19:40The mystery.
19:41The mystery.
19:42And...
19:43Patsy.
19:44Patsy.
19:45Oh, I've got a nice little mystery for you.
19:47This is two and a half minutes you've got for this.
19:49And again, you chaps will be able to help if possible.
19:52In you go.
19:53Very good luck.
19:54Be logical.
19:55Practical.
19:56Be thorough.
19:57Right.
19:58I'm worried.
19:59It's a worried diagram.
20:00It's a positive.
20:01Without causing a short circuit.
20:03Right.
20:04Can anybody see what I've got to do?
20:05There's not much you can do.
20:06Computer, you could give us an overhead shot.
20:08We'd appreciate that.
20:09If you...
20:10That's very kind of you.
20:11Thank you very much.
20:12You are divine.
20:13Positive.
20:14Positive.
20:15OK.
20:16Oh, she's got to join the gaps up.
20:19Completely.
20:20Join them all up.
20:21But with no short circuit.
20:24Those rods go where the gaps are on the...
20:27Yeah.
20:28Yes.
20:29Which is positive, which is negative.
20:30It starts at...
20:31You've got two minutes left.
20:32You've had 30 seconds already.
20:34Come on, Patsy.
20:35Get your skates on up.
20:37Connect them.
20:41That's it.
20:42Short one as well.
20:43Short one.
20:44You can't do otherwise you're going to get a short circuit.
20:46Yeah.
20:47No, she won't.
20:48She will.
20:49She will.
20:50Move that short one.
20:51Move that short one at the bottom.
20:52Put one short one there.
20:54Move that short one there.
20:55Yeah.
20:57Patsy, move the short one at the bottom where you are.
20:59Move it to the other direction.
21:01To your right.
21:02To your right.
21:03To your right.
21:04No.
21:05In the corner.
21:06In the corner.
21:07That one.
21:08That's already there.
21:09Move it.
21:10Move it.
21:11Just to the one next to it.
21:12Just turn it round.
21:13I wouldn't move anything that's already in place.
21:15Leave it.
21:16Leave it.
21:17Don't move anything that's already in place.
21:18If that goes away.
21:19Quick, start putting the other rods in.
21:21Start putting your rods in.
21:22Patsy, up the top near the first one you put in, you've got to put one across the top
21:30of the cable.
21:31To your right.
21:32This one.
21:33No.
21:34Right at the other side.
21:35Right at the other side.
21:36Right at the other side.
21:37To your left.
21:38Right to your left.
21:39Keep going.
21:40All the way.
21:41Right to the far end.
21:42To your left.
21:43Keep going.
21:44Keep going.
21:45Keep going.
21:46Keep going.
21:47You've got to put a big one there.
21:48By your right hand.
21:49Across there.
21:50That's it.
21:51Big one there.
21:52That's it.
21:53Right.
21:54Keep going.
21:55You've got to collect.
21:56Da da da da da da da da.
21:57I've always had a way with words.
21:58There's one.
21:59Small one.
22:00There's one in front of you.
22:03Behind you now.
22:04Behind you.
22:05Behind you.
22:06To your left.
22:07To your left.
22:08That one there.
22:09There.
22:10No.
22:11Right angles to that.
22:12Up.
22:13That's it.
22:14That one.
22:15No.
22:16That's one.
22:17You've got ten seconds.
22:18Ten seconds.
22:19Come out.
22:20Come out.
22:21Come out.
22:22Well done.
22:24Good luck.
22:25Good luck.
22:26Now chaps.
22:27What I have to say at this point is that you do now understand how time is your enemy.
22:32Yes.
22:33Get your pinkin' skates on.
22:35So what do we do, Captain?
22:37We'll do a physical.
22:39A physical?
22:40A physical.
22:41And Maria.
22:42Maria!
22:43The most beautiful sound I've ever heard.
22:46Down here.
22:48Okay.
22:49You've got two and a half minutes for this, Maria.
22:51Are you ready?
22:52I am.
22:53In you go.
22:54And the door's closing.
22:55And the time's coming.
22:56You will watch on the monitors over there, chaps.
22:59Right.
23:00It's amazing.
23:01Can you help me?
23:02It's a crystal.
23:03It's a crystal.
23:04I'll pull back.
23:05That would be nice.
23:06Where are we?
23:07Okay.
23:08You have to get...
23:09What do you have to do?
23:11Find that crystal over there.
23:12All right.
23:13Get the handle.
23:14Get the handle.
23:15Get the handle.
23:16Get the handle.
23:17You've got an angle in front of you.
23:18Get the handle.
23:19Behind you.
23:20Grab the handle.
23:21Grab the handle.
23:22The handle's just...
23:23That's it.
23:24Right.
23:25You've got to use that and the...
23:26Put the handle in again.
23:27Yes, right.
23:28That's it.
23:29Move forward.
23:30Forward.
23:31Forward.
23:32Keep going forward.
23:33Keep going forward.
23:34That's it.
23:35That's it.
23:36Follow the nose round.
23:37Forward.
23:38Forward.
23:39Turn to your right.
23:41Is that your right?
23:42Am I going in the right way?
23:43Keep going forward.
23:44Keep going forward.
23:45Keep going forward.
23:46Keep going forward.
23:47Keep going forward.
23:48Follow the mains.
23:49That's it.
23:50Keep going.
23:51Keep going.
23:52Turn to her.
23:53That's it.
23:54She's scratching my...
23:55Now which way?
23:56Keep going.
23:57Perspects.
23:58I don't know about anything else.
23:59Turn right.
24:00This way.
24:01Yes.
24:02A minute and a half left.
24:03Keep going.
24:04A minute's gone already.
24:05Forward.
24:06Forward.
24:07Left.
24:08Left.
24:09Left.
24:10Right.
24:11Back.
24:12Back.
24:13Back.
24:14All the way back.
24:15Back.
24:16Back.
24:17Back.
24:18Back.
24:19Come on.
24:20Back.
24:21This is really hard.
24:22Yes, all right.
24:23Go on.
24:24Back again.
24:25Back.
24:26Back.
24:27That's the idea.
24:28Keep going back.
24:29It's hard to turn it.
24:30Keep going back.
24:31Keep going back.
24:32This way.
24:33Back.
24:34Back.
24:35Next one.
24:36Next alleyway.
24:37That's it.
24:38Quickly, quickly, quickly.
24:39All right.
24:40Flick it on.
24:41Keep going.
24:42Keep flicking.
24:43How much time?
24:44Oh, under a minute.
24:48Oh, God.
24:49Come on.
24:50Come on.
24:51Come on, Maria.
24:52No, no, not out.
24:53Off.
24:54No, no, no.
24:55Go, go, go.
24:5830 seconds left.
25:00Yeah, that's it.
25:01Keep going round.
25:02This way?
25:03Yes.
25:04Yeah, keep going.
25:05You've got caught up with a crystal.
25:07Back a bit.
25:10Back a bit.
25:11That's right.
25:12Now go round.
25:13That's it.
25:1415 seconds.
25:15Right.
25:16Left, left.
25:17Come on.
25:1810 seconds.
25:19Come out.
25:20Come out.
25:21Now.
25:22Now, now, now, now.
25:23I had high expectations for you guys.
25:24Very high expectations for you guys.
25:25But you started well.
25:26You're bright.
25:27You're intelligent.
25:28You're erudite.
25:29You're witty.
25:30You're all these things.
25:31And you did very well in the first zone.
25:32But you've done so badly in the zone.
25:33You've played four games in the zone.
25:34And you haven't won one of them.
25:35And none of them are beyond your, beyond your means.
25:38Let's move on to our next zone and see if we can buck up our ideas.
25:41I think so.
25:42I mean, come on, chaps.
25:43This way.
25:44No, this way.
25:45No, this way.
25:46Up here.
25:47Okay, across here.
25:49And just do this kind of little walk across here.
25:52Whoops-away.
25:53Where do you think?
25:54I don't know why I did this.
25:55I don't know why I did this.
25:56But you've done so many games in the zone.
25:57And you haven't won one of them.
25:58And none of them are beyond your, beyond your means.
26:00Let's move on to our next zone and see if we can buck up our ideas.
26:02I think so.
26:03I mean, come on, chaps.
26:05This way.
26:06No, this way.
26:07Up here.
26:08Okay, across here.
26:09And you just do this kind of little walk across here.
26:12Whoops-away.
26:13Where do you think?
26:14I don't know why I did this.
26:15There we are.
26:16Everybody, welcome, welcome, welcome to Mind of the World.
26:20Here, come on.
26:21Sit down there.
26:22Make yourselves at home.
26:23This is where Mumsy and I spend our evenings, the long winter evenings.
26:28We sit down here and commune.
26:30Mumsy sits right there, actually, perhaps here.
26:31Gives itself a reading, that's what I say.
26:32And I've been making this little, little model of, of the, um, medieval castle that we've got, that we call home.
26:43We are, you don't want to hear about this anyway.
26:45You want to play some games.
26:46And, and, and we haven't done too well, have we, Simon?
26:49We've got, what, three crystals?
26:50Two.
26:51Two crystals?
26:52Two.
26:53Oh dear.
26:54What are we going to do, darling?
26:55Right, we'll play a skill, I think.
26:57A skill game?
26:58A skill game.
26:59And who?
27:00And, Patsy.
27:01Patsy?
27:02Oh, I've got a very good game for you.
27:05It's two minutes, okay?
27:06Two minutes.
27:07And you, I'm afraid it's an automatic.
27:09Oh!
27:10Oh, lock in again.
27:12In you go.
27:13Do the best you can.
27:15Okay, what you got to do?
27:18Can anybody see what I've got to do?
27:20Mix together in the cauldron.
27:22Mix together in the cauldron.
27:24Mix together in the cauldron.
27:25Mix together in the cauldron.
27:26Right, you've got an eye of nudes.
27:27The eye of nudes.
27:28The eye of nudes.
27:29You have to take bottles with a bag grappler.
27:30And put them in the cauldron.
27:31With a grappler.
27:32Right.
27:33With the, with the thing that's laying across their bag.
27:34Pick that thing up there.
27:35This one.
27:36Yes!
27:37That's it!
27:38Well done.
27:39The right bottles.
27:40Put the right bottles.
27:41The blue, blue.
27:42The blue one.
27:43It wants.
27:44Blue one measure of eye of nudes.
27:46So it's bottom shelf, second from the left.
27:48Top shelf, second from the left.
27:50Bottom shelf, second from the left.
27:51Yeah, well you've got two shots there, haven't you?
27:53Go on.
27:54A blue bottle with a round bottom.
27:55Any blue bottle with a round bottom.
27:57Don't touch the swords.
27:58Yes!
27:59Go!
28:00In the cauldron.
28:01In the cauldron.
28:02Behind you.
28:03Behind you.
28:04In the cauldron.
28:05Quickly.
28:06Quickly.
28:07That's it.
28:08Drop it in.
28:09Go, go, go.
28:10Top shelf, fourth from left.
28:11Go, go, go.
28:12Go, go, go.
28:13Yes.
28:14Come on.
28:15Go on.
28:16Go on.
28:17Got a minute left.
28:18Come on.
28:19Top shelf, fourth from left again.
28:20Red one.
28:21Red one.
28:22Red one.
28:23Do, do, do, do, do, do.
28:25Try the other red one.
28:27Oh!
28:28Try the other red one.
28:29Try the other red one.
28:30Try the other red one.
28:31Try this one.
28:32Oh, one broken?
28:33Oh my gosh.
28:34Try the red one at the top shelf.
28:37Oh, steady.
28:38Steady.
28:39That's it.
28:40That's it.
28:41Well done.
28:42Yes.
28:43Is that another bottle?
28:44Yes.
28:45Is that two bottles gone?
28:46Yellow one in the top.
28:47All right.
28:48One more mistake and it's a lock-in I'm afraid.
28:50This one.
28:51Yeah.
28:52Oh, you've got one on the bottom shelf if you want it.
28:53You've got plenty of time on that one.
28:54Go on.
28:55Steady.
28:5620 seconds.
28:57Try, try the other one.
29:00Ah!
29:01Oh!
29:02Oh!
29:03Oh!
29:04Oh!
29:05Okay.
29:06Locked up, locked up.
29:07Two crystals and a lock-in.
29:09I don't think there's any chances there.
29:11No.
29:12I'm afraid.
29:13I'm not trying to force a decision upon you here, but I think that would be kind of foolish.
29:18So let's play another game.
29:20Right.
29:21We'll play a mystery.
29:22A mystery?
29:23Who's to play this mystery?
29:24And I'll do it.
29:25You!
29:26You brave lad!
29:27Come with me!
29:28Down here, you've got two and a half minutes for this.
29:31And you chaps will be able to watch through this hatch here once Simon's inside.
29:35You ready?
29:36Yep.
29:37In you go.
29:38Good luck.
29:39Two and a half minutes.
29:40Six, five, four, three, two, one.
29:42Okay.
29:43Right.
29:44So you see the thing up there?
29:45Yes, you've got to see what I've got to do.
29:46You've got to get them in that order that's on the little logo up there.
29:51So they've all got to go the other way round.
29:53The other way round.
29:54That's it.
29:55Keep going.
29:56Just keep rotating it.
29:57Yeah.
29:58Yeah.
29:59I think you've got the hang of it Simon.
30:00Keep going.
30:01Your only enemy at the moment is time.
30:02As always.
30:03Yeah, do number five.
30:04Do number five.
30:05As always.
30:06I banged my head, didn't I, on that door over there.
30:07Don't know why I did that really.
30:08Just felt like it.
30:09Just ask me, I'm headstrong really.
30:10You've got to be on this line.
30:11Yeah.
30:12I'm going to be on this line.
30:13Yeah.
30:14I'm going to be in the wrong order.
30:15You bring them back round to you.
30:16You just have to bring them back round to you.
30:17You have to bring them back round to you.
30:18You have to bring them back round to you.
30:19Basically.
30:20You have to go quickly.
30:21About a minute and a half left.
30:22Come on.
30:23Quickly.
30:24A minute and a half.
30:25A minute and a half.
30:26It's nothing really, is it?
30:27Nothing.
30:28Yes.
30:29The six will be coming this way as well.
30:30I'm going to be on this line.
30:31I'm going to be on this line.
30:32I'm going to be in the wrong order.
30:33You bring them back round to you.
30:34That'll go into that one.
30:35Yeah.
30:36You just have to bring them back round to you.
30:37You have to bring them back round to you.
30:38Basically.
30:39You have to go quickly.
30:40About a minute and a half left.
30:41Come on.
30:42Quickly.
30:43A minute and a half.
30:44It's nothing really, is it?
30:49Nothing.
30:50Nothing.
30:51Yes.
30:52The six will be coming this way as well.
30:54Come on.
30:55Good day.
30:58A little tense.
30:59A little tense on my shoulders.
31:02Keep trying.
31:03I'm a little stiff from rugby.
31:13Yes, you have to bring them down to this bottom bar, of course, don't you?
31:16It's on this bottom, where you first discovered them all.
31:21Let's go.
31:22Are you doing that right then?
31:23Yes, that's right.
31:24Put one back up there.
31:25Put one back where it's just come from.
31:27Up there?
31:28No, no.
31:29Yeah, live up there.
31:30Have I got to get two to the other side of it?
31:32Yeah.
31:33It's got to go in the right order, isn't it?
31:34Put one back up where it came from.
31:35Just a little bit of logical thinking here.
31:39Thirty seconds left.
31:41It's all right.
31:46Those children are up for that one.
31:55Fifteen seconds.
31:59Come out.
32:00Yeah?
32:01Yeah, come out.
32:02I don't go do that.
32:04Oh.
32:05Never mind.
32:06Never mind.
32:07No desperandum and all the rest of it.
32:11Another game quickly.
32:12Another game.
32:13Mental.
32:14A mental game to who?
32:15For Sima.
32:17Come on.
32:18Come down, Simi.
32:20Young Simi.
32:21Two minutes for this.
32:22Now, I suggest you really get your skates on for this.
32:27You've got to throw the bits in.
32:28Right.
32:29It's basically just fitting the ship's bits in.
32:42Remember, you can turn them round.
32:46Quick, quick, quick.
32:47Time's the enemy.
32:49Time's the enemy.
32:50That's it.
32:51Quick, quick, quick.
32:54Do you know which one you're doing yet?
32:55Put the face in, Simi.
32:57Just go.
32:58That's it.
32:59Just go.
33:00That's the idea.
33:01A minute and a half left.
33:02Thirty seconds already gone.
33:04That goes there.
33:05That's it.
33:06That's the idea.
33:07We have to look at...
33:08Jam it in.
33:09Put the face in as well.
33:10The middle one on the right.
33:11Dextrous.
33:12Middle row on the right is the one we're doing.
33:14That's it.
33:15Come on.
33:16That goes up the top.
33:17That's it.
33:20No, on your right hand side.
33:21A bit on the right.
33:22There's a bit on the floor that's fallen out as well.
33:26That goes on his skirt.
33:27That goes on the bottom.
33:28The claw.
33:29That's the claw down there.
33:30The dragon's claw.
33:31A minute left.
33:32The dragon's claw.
33:33The dragon's claw.
33:34Yeah.
33:35That's it.
33:36That's it.
33:37That goes underneath that blue bit.
33:38But that's on his skirt.
33:39That's it.
33:40On his skirt?
33:41That goes on the bottom.
33:43Oh, the other bit.
33:44Little hair.
33:45Little hair.
33:46That's it.
33:47St. George.
33:48Noble St. George.
33:49Patron saint of Great Britain.
33:51Or the England anyway.
33:52Come on.
33:53Tell about the rest of your chaps.
33:54Come on.
33:55That's it.
33:56To say that St. George was wearing a skirt.
33:58Yes, come on.
33:59You've got a few more.
34:00I don't think so.
34:0130 seconds.
34:02Keep going.
34:03Keep going.
34:04Upside down.
34:05That's it.
34:06Well done.
34:07A few more.
34:08That's his hat.
34:09Three more.
34:10Come on.
34:11You haven't got much time.
34:12Move.
34:13No, on top there.
34:14That goes on the bottom of the dragon.
34:1510 seconds.
34:1615 seconds.
34:17Come on.
34:18Come on, see me.
34:19Come out.
34:2010 seconds.
34:21Come on.
34:22Put it in.
34:23Quick.
34:24Run the other way.
34:25Out.
34:26Out.
34:27Out.
34:28Five.
34:29Out.
34:30Four.
34:31Three.
34:32Two.
34:33One.
34:34Okay, chaps.
34:35Another game.
34:36Right.
34:37Skill.
34:38Skill who?
34:39For Howard.
34:40Howard.
34:41Very good.
34:42Come on.
34:43Through here.
34:44Two and a half minutes.
34:45Sorry, dear.
34:46Right.
34:47I've just got to get the crystal out, basically.
34:50Ah, yes.
34:51That's the idea.
34:52I can't see the hole from here, though.
34:54Yeah, yeah, yeah.
34:55You're doing well.
34:56It's a lovely, lovely piece of engineering, this.
34:58I'm very proud of this.
34:59That's it.
35:00Well done.
35:01It'll be two knights to build this.
35:03Get the ropes through the pulleys.
35:04Two knights.
35:05Keep going.
35:06Keep going.
35:07Keep going.
35:08Keep going.
35:09Yeah.
35:10Yeah, that's the way.
35:11Yeah, that's it.
35:12Down.
35:13Good boy.
35:14Well done.
35:15Good boy.
35:16Well done.
35:17Keep going.
35:18Around.
35:19And then down that gully to the right.
35:21That's it.
35:22Hasn't he got to go down?
35:26Which way do you want to go now?
35:28Keep going.
35:29Keep going.
35:30Keep going.
35:31Keep going.
35:32No.
35:33Right, all the way down.
35:34Go down.
35:35All the way down.
35:36That's it.
35:37To the left.
35:38To the left.
35:39Yeah, it's blocked off.
35:40I wish I could.
35:41That's it.
35:45Well done.
35:46A minute and a half left.
35:47I hope you hope you're going the right way.
35:51That's it.
35:52No, I can't.
35:53Yeah, that's it.
35:54That's it.
35:55It must be in his corner somewhere.
35:56Around.
35:57That's it.
35:58To the right.
35:59That's it.
36:01Slightly to the right and then he's there.
36:03Can't see anything, is it?
36:04No.
36:05Oh, you're doing very well, Howard.
36:06I'm very impressed.
36:07Yes.
36:12Where is he?
36:13That corner up.
36:14That's it.
36:16A minute left.
36:17Yes.
36:18At last.
36:19Has he got it?
36:20Yes.
36:21Got it.
36:22Well done.
36:23I'm pleased to see you do that.
36:24I'm personally very proud of that game.
36:25I built it myself.
36:26My bare hands.
36:27And what a biggie.
36:28That really is a biggie.
36:30You wish.
36:33Okay.
36:34Now, that means we've got three crystals.
36:36We're going to have to push onto the next, onto the next zone.
36:38So, will you follow me into the next zone?
36:39Here we go.
36:40Up here.
36:41Oh, come along, Simon.
36:42Put your hands in the air.
36:43Do what Simon says.
36:44Come on through here.
36:45Are you with me?
36:46Well done.
36:47Now, you see?
36:48You see all this, chaps?
36:49You see all this?
36:50This was all for you.
36:51If you look, you'll see this.
36:52This was all for you.
36:53If you look, you'll see this.
36:54Oh, come along, Simon.
36:56Oh, come along, Simon.
36:58Put your hands in the air.
36:59Do what Simon says.
37:00Come on through here.
37:01Are you with me?
37:02Well done.
37:03Now, you see?
37:04You see all this, chaps?
37:05You see all this?
37:06This was all for you.
37:07If you look, you'll see the seven cups, one for each of us.
37:09And sandwiches and fancy cakes and things.
37:10It was all for us.
37:11But, however, because you've done so badly, you're not going to have any of it.
37:15No, you're not.
37:16You're not going to have any of it.
37:17Right.
37:18What have we done?
37:19We've got three crystals.
37:20Fifteen seconds of time.
37:21This is our last zone.
37:22Ocean World.
37:23So, let's play a game.
37:24Right.
37:25Skill game?
37:26Skill game.
37:27And Maria.
37:28Maria?
37:29Okay, it's right here, Maria.
37:30You've got, uh...
37:31You've got, uh...
37:32...let's play a game.
37:33Right.
37:34Skill game?
37:35And Maria.
37:36Okay, it's right here, Maria.
37:37You've got, uh...
37:38...let's play a game.
37:39Right.
37:40Uh...
37:41Skill game?
37:42And...
37:43Maria.
37:44Okay, it's right here, Maria.
37:46You've got, uh...
37:47...two minutes for this, okay?
37:49That's all.
37:50Two minutes.
37:51You ready?
37:52Here we go.
37:53There they are.
37:54You can watch on that monitor over there, chaps.
37:59That's about it.
38:00Oh, wow.
38:01Oh, God.
38:03Okay.
38:05You've got about 18 shots, I think, if I remember correctly.
38:10Come, Maria!
38:16How many she's got to hit?
38:17All six.
38:18Many she can, I think.
38:20She'll only.
38:21A minute and a half left.
38:26She breaks the glass, you see.
38:31The water will come out into that trough.
38:33She's got...
38:34It'll flow down into the tank.
38:35She's got two.
38:36And if she gets enough water in the tank, it'll release the crystal.
38:38She's got two.
38:39Yeah.
38:40Very simple little principle.
38:47How much time?
38:48How much time?
38:49No.
38:51You've got...
38:52You've got...
38:53You've got over a minute left.
38:54Three or two.
39:00Gloria Swanson drank...
39:01drank tea on this bed.
39:03That tea?
39:07Same tea, I think.
39:13No, it wasn't.
39:14It wasn't.
39:17We're out of time, I think.
39:19Out of armor.
39:20Out of armor.
39:2230 seconds left.
39:27No, just two.
39:28No, this is so hard to aim.
39:30You better tell her to get out in a minute.
39:31That's all right.
39:32She's going to be out of armor for us.
39:33She's all right?
39:34Yeah.
39:35I just think we should tell her now.
39:40Sift in.
39:42Tell her to come out.
39:43Yeah.
39:44She's coming out.
39:46Okay.
39:47Aw.
39:48Hard look.
39:49It's hard.
39:50Oh, never mind.
39:51Never mind.
39:52Let's play another game here.
39:53Come on, chaps.
39:54Don't be downheartened.
39:56You've got three crystals.
39:57That's 15 seconds of time.
39:59That's...
40:00That's all the time in the world.
40:01Well, yes.
40:02Let's play another game.
40:03Physical?
40:04Physical who?
40:05Physical.
40:06And help.
40:07Come on, help.
40:08You've got three minutes for this.
40:10Whoa.
40:11Okay.
40:12This is all you needed, isn't it?
40:13Yeah.
40:14That's all you needed was a lock-in.
40:15Okay.
40:16Okay.
40:17What am I to tell you?
40:18Beware the sharks.
40:19Right.
40:20Three minutes.
40:21In you go.
40:22I've got an airlock here.
40:23Have you?
40:24You'd better get inside the vehicle, I think.
40:25Don't stay in there too long.
40:27You'll never achieve your goal.
40:29You'll just stay in the airlock.
40:30Oh, God.
40:32Oh, no.
40:33Get in the riddle.
40:34She won't hear you.
40:35That voice.
40:36All right.
40:38He has to get in.
40:39He's just going to get in.
40:40How's he doing, chaps?
40:41He's in.
40:42He's in.
40:43He's waiting for the gap between the sharks, I think.
40:45Is he?
40:46Where is he?
40:47Where is he?
40:48Is that good?
40:49No, there he is there.
40:50Has he moved yet?
40:51No.
40:52No.
40:53Move.
40:54For God's sake.
40:55We have to...
40:56Go.
40:57Now.
40:58Go, my boy.
40:59What's he doing?
41:00He has to turn around.
41:02That's right.
41:03He has to turn around.
41:05Oh, dear.
41:06Has he done it?
41:07Yeah.
41:08Well done.
41:09He's not moved, though.
41:10Got two minutes left.
41:13Has he got...
41:14Oh, dear.
41:15Has he done it?
41:16Yeah.
41:17Well done.
41:18He's not moved, though.
41:20Got two minutes left.
41:23Has he got...
41:24Yes, yes, yes, yes.
41:26Come on.
41:27Has he got...
41:28Is he doing well?
41:29He's in the middle.
41:30Oh, he's got an Allen key.
41:32That's what he needed.
41:33One shot.
41:34Oh, there's one.
41:35There's...
41:36Is that one or two?
41:37I don't know.
41:38That's...
41:39That's...
41:40Come on.
41:41Come on.
41:42Move, move, move.
41:43He's got a minute and a half left.
41:44Easy.
41:45Oh.
41:46It's tense stuff, isn't it?
41:47Please.
41:48Did he drop it on the floor?
41:49Yes.
41:50Yeah.
41:51Well, I hope he's gonna pick it up.
41:52How many bolts have you got on there?
41:53Two, I think.
41:54There's gotta be two.
41:55There must be a hinge device or something in the bottom.
41:58No, more.
41:59No.
42:00Four.
42:01Of course there's four.
42:02Oh, how?
42:03You've got a minute left.
42:04We've gotta move across very quickly.
42:07He didn't drop it on the floor.
42:09Oh, please.
42:10Please.
42:11Did he drop it on the floor?
42:12Yes.
42:13Well, I hope he's gonna pick it up.
42:14How many bolts have you got on there?
42:15Two, I think.
42:16There's gotta be two.
42:17There must be a hinge device or something in the bottom.
42:18No, more.
42:19No.
42:20Four.
42:21Four.
42:22Of course there's four.
42:23How?
42:24You've got a minute left.
42:25We've gotta move across very quickly.
42:27He didn't drop it, did he?
42:28He did.
42:29He didn't, did he?
42:30No, he's dropped it.
42:31He's not a mistake yet.
42:32No mistake.
42:33He's taking his time.
42:34Come on, come on.
42:35He's doing very well.
42:36Come on, come on, come on.
42:37He's doing very well.
42:38Come on, come on, come on.
42:39Have to turn round.
42:40No, he's got it.
42:41He's put it in the lock.
42:42Turn round, come on.
42:43That's excellent.
42:44Thirty seconds.
42:45Come on.
42:46He's out.
42:47He's out.
42:48He's out.
42:49Open the flap and he'll have it.
42:51Yes!
42:52Yes!
42:53Yes!
42:54Yes!
42:55No!
42:56No!
42:57No!
42:58No!
42:59No!
43:00I didn't think you were gonna do it.
43:01I have to say, I didn't think you were gonna do it.
43:02I thought that was a lock-in.
43:03I was really looking, I was really looking forward to a lock-in.
43:06Never mind.
43:07What have we got?
43:08We've got, we've got, we've got four, we've got four crystals.
43:11Um, now listen guys.
43:14I have to say, I have to, I have to say that, uh, that, uh, you now have to make a decision
43:21on whether you're gonna buy Patsy Art, because I have to send somebody back now to do that,
43:25to get back here before we go to the crystal dome, because we've got one more game here.
43:28Right.
43:29I think no.
43:30Okay.
43:31That's your decision.
43:32Let's play another game.
43:33Uh, we'll play a skill.
43:35A skill?
43:36Sanjay.
43:37Sanjay, come with me.
43:38Through here.
43:40Down here.
43:41Through here.
43:43Right.
43:44Sanjay, three minutes for this.
43:46It's an automatic lock-in.
43:47You're allowed to make two mistakes.
43:48You're allowed to set off two mines.
43:49A third mine, and I'm sorry, but you'll be in there for duration.
43:52You ready?
43:53Yep.
43:55Box away.
43:56You can watch again on the monitor over there.
43:57Well done, chaps.
43:59Oh, my God.
44:03Come back.
44:04Reverse.
44:05Reverse.
44:06Reverse.
44:07Reverse.
44:08Reverse.
44:09Reverse.
44:10Well done.
44:11Keep control of it.
44:12That's the main thing.
44:13Maintain control of the vehicle at all times.
44:18Ooh.
44:19Two.
44:20It's all right.
44:21You shouldn't hit the one.
44:22Go back.
44:23It's all right.
44:24You shouldn't hit the one.
44:25Go back.
44:26Reverse.
44:27Reverse.
44:28Reverse.
44:29Reverse.
44:30Reverse.
44:31Reverse.
44:32Reverse.
44:33Well done.
44:34Keep control of it.
44:35That's the main thing.
44:36Maintain control of the vehicle at all times.
44:37Two.
44:38It's all right.
44:39You shouldn't hit another one.
44:40If he just goes back, you shouldn't hit another one.
44:41Should be all right.
44:42You've got two minutes left.
44:43Take your time.
44:44I think I've given him far too much time, actually.
44:46No, no, no.
44:47I should have made this a...
44:48Other way, other way.
44:49A minute and a half, I think.
44:50He's far too good at this.
44:51Whoops.
44:52He'll get caught on that if he's not careful.
44:56Oh, God.
44:57No, no.
44:58He'll get caught on that if he's not careful.
45:00Oh, God.
45:01Oh, God!
45:02I should have made this a minute and a half, I think.
45:07He's far too good at this.
45:09Whoops, he'll get caught on that if he's not careful.
45:15Oh, God.
45:18He seems to have lost control of it.
45:20Still, he can come up backwards. Yes, he goes.
45:23Very good.
45:29He's doing very well.
45:30He's doing very, very well.
45:34He's going to line it up a bit more.
45:38He's going to go in front.
45:41Well done.
45:43Well done.
45:45Good stuff.
45:45Another way, go on.
45:46Good stuff, power up there.
45:47Forward, forward, forward.
45:49Oh, God.
45:50Not so nearly.
45:54Yes, yes, yes.
45:55He's got 30 seconds left.
45:5730 seconds left.
45:58Oh, no, it's all right.
46:00What, we're going to want, then?
46:02Yes!
46:03Yes!
46:05I don't know how I did that.
46:07We did wonder where you were going.
46:08We did wonder where you were going.
46:10Okay.
46:10All righty.
46:11Now, what does this mean?
46:1225 seconds.
46:1325 seconds.
46:14You've got five crystals.
46:1525 seconds, okay, of time.
46:17You've got Patsy locked in.
46:19Um, that's all we have, really.
46:21Now we're going to have to go to the Crystal Dome.
46:23Are you ready to do that?
46:24Yes.
46:25Okay, fine.
46:25Right.
46:26Follow me up here.
46:28To the Crystal Dome!
46:30Well, chaps and chappesses, how have you done?
46:46You've got five crystals.
46:47That's 25 seconds of time.
46:49There's only five of you.
46:50Patsy's still locked in.
46:51And you're going in to win for her as well, of course.
46:5425 seconds of time to collect as many gold credits as you possibly can.
46:57Any silver credits that you collect will be deducted from your gold total.
47:01You'll have to get over 100 after deductions to win the big prize.
47:05I'm going to bring the drawbridge up.
47:06I want you to go in when the door's open and hang on to that rail until I blow the first whistle.
47:12First whistle, you start collecting.
47:14Second whistle, you stop collecting.
47:16Okay?
47:17That's all there is to it.
47:18It's as simple as that.
47:19In you go.
47:20Door open, yeah.
47:21And, uh, hold on to the rail.
47:24Well, first whistle, you stop, start collecting.
47:29Second whistle, you stop collecting.
47:33Will you start the fans, please?
47:35Clear away.
47:44No.
47:49You.
47:53No.
47:59Oh.
48:01Oh.
48:03Oh.
48:04I love it.
48:15Patsy, they went in there to collect for you.
48:18How well did they do?
48:19Well, they collected 119 in total.
48:23Now, was that 100 gold and only 18 silver?
48:25No, I'm afraid it wasn't.
48:27No, in fact, what you got was 63 gold and 56 silver,
48:31giving you a grand total of seven.
48:33Isn't that marvellous?
48:34Now we are seven.
48:35In fact, we are seven.
48:37Okay, but what that means is that you get this delightful crystal
48:39that says, I cracked the crystal maze.
48:41Nothing wrong with that.
48:42I think you'll be very proud of that.
48:43Pass that along to Simi at the end, please.
48:45Went along to Patsy and to young Howard,
48:48our triple winner today,
48:50and Maria and Sanjay,
48:53and, of course, El Capitan.
48:56Thank you very much.
48:56Thank you very much for turning up today.
48:58It was very nice.
48:59If you hadn't, I wouldn't have known what to do with myself,
49:01quite frankly.
49:02Bye.
49:02Bye.
49:12Bye.
49:13Bye.
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