#crystalmaze
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00:00Thank you very much.
00:30Thank you very much.
01:00Have laughed in the face of fortune and undertaken the awesome challenge posed by the Crystal Maze.
01:05They have a pitiful 60 minutes in which to collect as many time crystals as possible.
01:10And of course, the more they collect, the greater their chances here at the Crystal Dome,
01:14with the unlikely possibility of winning any sort of prize whatsoever.
01:17Let me introduce you to these sad, mad fools.
01:21Rob Nesham, 31 years old from Newcastle and a mature student.
01:27Darren Harley, 23 years old from Hornchurch and a computer operator.
01:33Richard French, 24 years old from Coventry, a student nurse.
01:39Jenny Clark, 38 years old from WorkSop and a teacher.
01:45Rachel Black, 21 years old from Glasgow, a trainee vet.
01:49And finally, Lynne Green, 26 years old from Basingstoke.
01:53And she's a human resources administrator and she's also the team captain.
01:58So let's go and meet them, shall we?
02:00Hello Jenny, hello Darren, hello Rachel, hello Richard, hello Rob.
02:05And hello Lynne, the captain.
02:10Well, what are you going to do?
02:12You're going to do well today?
02:13Is that a sign?
02:14You're going to win all the way, all the way.
02:16Well, first of all, you have to gain entry into the maze.
02:18We'll talk about the games and all that kind of stuff when we get inside, okay?
02:23First of all, I switch on the computer.
02:24Morning, computer.
02:26Hello.
02:26Hello, Richard.
02:27Are you well today?
02:28I'll live.
02:29Oh, well, cheer up, things will get better.
02:31We've got a new team here, computer, and they'd like to gain entrance into the crystal maze.
02:35Would you like to ask them a question?
02:38Two satellites are travelling to Venus, one at 300 miles per hour and one at 480 kilometres per hour.
02:46Which is going the faster?
02:53300 miles an hour.
02:55I would say the miles an hour.
02:57Both the same.
02:58Are they?
02:59Are they?
02:59No.
03:00For it.
03:00He was the same.
03:01Is that what?
03:02I know he's going the same.
03:02I know he's going the same.
03:02Rob says they're the same.
03:03He does.
03:03Is that right, computer?
03:05Correct.
03:05Correct.
03:06Yes!
03:06Well done.
03:08Well, in that case, I think they deserve to get in, don't you?
03:11So why don't you open the door and I'll blow the whistle?
03:13Okay.
03:13Okay.
03:13Okay.
03:16In you go!
03:17First zone!
03:25Okay, here we are on our first zone.
03:27First of four.
03:28And in each zone, there's four different categories of games, a mental, a skill, a physical and
03:33a mystery.
03:34And they all take between two and three minutes to play.
03:37And if you overstay your allotted time in any of these games, then you get locked in.
03:41And it costs you a crystal to buy somebody out.
03:44But you don't want to lose crystals.
03:46You want to win crystals.
03:47And you're rewarded the crystal if you win a game.
03:50And that's what you're here for.
03:51So why don't we play a game?
03:53That would be a good idea.
03:54What do you think?
03:55Let's have a mental game.
03:57A mental game.
03:58And Rob, you're in.
03:59Rob, come with me up here.
04:02This is a little two-minute game from the second the door closes.
04:07Are you prepared to pit yourselves against the perils that lie with it?
04:11I think so.
04:16And the door's closing.
04:17You can watch on that monitor.
04:18No consecutive numbers in adjacent circles.
04:20That's what it says.
04:21Okay.
04:22Now, what he has to do is place, you didn't see the legend that was on the wall there.
04:31No consecutive numbers in adjacent circles.
04:34Okay, does that make sense?
04:35So you can't have a six or seven side by a side.
04:37You can't?
04:38No.
04:38How's he doing?
04:47Five, four, and five.
04:48Four and five won't work, you see?
04:49Oh, it's on the diagonal.
04:51Yes, on the diagonal as well.
04:53Let's move the four.
04:54Rob, move the four.
04:56Or the five.
04:56And the line and the two.
04:58Swap the five.
04:59No.
04:59Put the seven where the one is.
05:02It's got one and the two there as well, you see?
05:03Yeah, one and the two.
05:04Yeah.
05:05Move, move.
05:05And the fives.
05:06And the five and the six is going together as well.
05:09Yeah.
05:10Swap the four with the eight.
05:11Yeah, because the eight will go next to the seven.
05:12Yeah.
05:12All right, put the two where the eight is.
05:16Eight and seven.
05:17And five and six.
05:18Five and four still there.
05:19What about putting the five and seven up where the three is?
05:20We've got a minute left.
05:21Five where the three?
05:23Swap the three and the five.
05:24Yeah, three and the five.
05:25Yeah, then the three and the four, all the way.
05:27Three and the four there, aren't it?
05:28I don't feel a tune coming on.
05:30I always hyperventilate when I do that.
05:47If he puts the three over there, put the three there.
05:50Make that three.
05:5130 seconds.
05:52Make that three.
05:54Swap the three and five.
05:55Yeah, three and five.
05:57Seven and eight.
05:59Yeah, seven and eight.
06:00Seven and eight.
06:01What about the four?
06:01Seven and eight.
06:02Seven and eight.
06:03What about the four and six?
06:04No, we can't.
06:04Fifteen seconds.
06:06Put the eight into the...
06:07Fifteen.
06:07No, get him out.
06:09Get him out.
06:10Ten.
06:11Come out.
06:12Come out.
06:15Five.
06:15Five.
06:15Oh, that was really difficult.
06:18Difficult, isn't it?
06:19It was difficult.
06:20It was difficult, isn't it?
06:21It looks so simplistic, doesn't it?
06:22It looks easy.
06:23So simplistic.
06:25Never mind.
06:27I've mentioned nothing games.
06:28Certainly nothing games.
06:30Nothing games.
06:32Let's play another game here.
06:33OK, let's try for a physical game.
06:36And Rachel.
06:38Rachel, come, come, come.
06:40Here we go.
06:42Around here, a two-minute physical.
06:46From the second the door closes.
06:48Oh, you can put those on if you like, Rachel.
06:50They might be useful.
06:51OK?
06:52Go on.
06:53OK.
06:53You ready?
06:54Yeah.
06:54No, Rachel.
06:55Here you go.
06:55Yeah.
06:56The crystal only appears at midnight.
07:00Travel back in time.
07:01Oh, she's got a...
07:02There's a clock, and it says,
07:03The crystal only appears at midnight.
07:05Travel back in time.
07:06Yes, that's fine.
07:07I presume I've got her.
07:08She's got some...
07:08So she's got to wind it backwards.
07:09She's got to wind it backwards.
07:11Yeah.
07:11She's going to have the things up.
07:12I can't hear you shout.
07:14Is it a push-up?
07:14Do you link the knob?
07:15Yeah.
07:16Yeah, link the knob, please.
07:17To get the clock to go backwards.
07:19Yep.
07:21I've got to.
07:21Can you see me?
07:23Are they different sides?
07:23Yes, I think they are different sides.
07:26That one's going to go backwards.
07:28Now, which one first should she put on, do you think?
07:33It looks so important.
07:34Probably the first.
07:35That's the one from there going down.
07:36Oh, no, it's a bit.
07:38Now, she's putting one to one.
07:42You see, there might be a clue to where they go.
07:46Oh, is that another...
07:47Is that another...
07:49What are you saying?
07:50That's another, like, cog, isn't it?
07:51What are you saying?
07:52What are you watching here?
07:54What are you looking at?
07:55That one's going to have, like, two on.
07:56Yes, that's true.
07:57But is there any...
07:58You've got a minute left.
07:59Is there any clue to where they might...
08:02I mean, is there any clue?
08:03I don't want to say too much here.
08:05But any kind of coding, perhaps?
08:08Are they different colours?
08:09Are they different colours?
08:10Oh, I can't see...
08:11Well, then give her these clues.
08:14Are the bags different colours?
08:15What does that mean?
08:17Are they popping bells?
08:17Oh, no, no, no.
08:21But does it mean, for instance, that...
08:25What's she put that to?
08:26She's gone on to the blue there.
08:27That's 30 seconds, yes!
08:31Does she need to do that?
08:32She needs to go from that red one up to the next one, doesn't she?
08:37Well, she's got to get on the pedal, doesn't she?
08:39I think...
08:39Now, work out which way the pedals go.
08:4315!
08:44That's too big, that one.
08:46It's not very too...
08:47I'm not going to do it now.
08:48It's just going down and round.
08:4910!
08:50Come on out.
08:50Come on out, Rachel!
08:51Come on out, come on, put me in.
08:52Come on!
08:54One!
08:56Two!
08:56Oh, you nearly had it!
08:57Nearly had it!
08:59Nearly, nearly, nearly, nearly, nearly, nearly.
09:02Now, you didn't...
09:03You see, I was trying to help you with that colour-coding,
09:05because they were colour-coded, weren't they?
09:07Blue to blue, red to red.
09:09You see?
09:10That was a kind of help.
09:13Let's play another game here.
09:15Yeah, let's go then for another mental one.
09:17A little mental game.
09:18It's going to be me.
09:19Is it?
09:19Well, this is...
09:19You're like this.
09:21Will I?
09:22I like this game.
09:23It's really, really difficult.
09:25Are you...
09:26Are you ready?
09:27Ready.
09:28Not ready, but in you go.
09:29Oh, extinguish all the lights.
09:35Okay.
09:35Extinguish all the lights.
09:37Okay.
09:38Some of those...
09:38Some of those buttons turn the lights out,
09:41and some of them turn them all back on again.
09:44What she's got to do is remember which ones turn out,
09:47and then find the series within those buttons that turn them out.
09:55Okay?
09:55So that's...
09:58She doesn't know if she's...
09:59She's...
10:00She's just...
10:01I would have just come back up.
10:03Got a minute and a half left.
10:05Isn't that really what you can do to them?
10:07Right, I want to switch them all out.
10:08So what would be your advice to them?
10:12Work across the road and see what they do.
10:13Yeah.
10:14Just try all of them first.
10:15More than I've also...
10:16Try and remember what they are.
10:18Memories.
10:19Put them out.
10:20The advice you're being given is to memorise those that switch out, Lynn.
10:26Yeah.
10:27Go on, Lynn.
10:30Don't press that button.
10:33You've got a minute left.
10:34Get yourself back to that state if you can.
10:39You're doing very well.
10:40Yes.
10:41Good girl.
10:42That's not that one.
10:43Is anyone with yours what I found?
10:45She's going to be pressing.
10:46No.
10:46No.
10:46No.
10:46No.
10:47No.
10:47No.
10:47No.
10:47Pressing can't work.
10:4930 seconds.
11:1750.
11:18Oh, this is a killer.
11:25Go out, Lynn. Out!
11:28Four, three, two, three, four.
11:33All of a sudden, you're going full of illumination.
11:37Right, this zone hasn't been very good to you guys.
11:40So I think we'll knock it on the head and go on to the next zone,
11:43which is a nice sunny climate in this next zone.
11:46And I think we might have a bit more, you know, a bit more fun.
11:50Definitely.
11:51More luck? Do you think so?
11:52Yeah.
11:53Okay, come with me up here and we'll go into Aztec.
12:01Close up, Kate.
12:02Come on, the last one in is going to be the last one in.
12:06Here we go.
12:07Up, here we go.
12:16The train!
12:17The train!
12:24Aztec here.
12:25Shall we eat?
12:26I think so.
12:27Oh!
12:28Oh!
12:29Oh!
12:30Oh!
12:31Oh!
12:32Oh!
12:33Oh!
12:34Oh!
12:35Oh!
12:36Come on, chaps.
12:41I feel better for that.
12:44Seriously?
12:45All gone the same way.
12:48Oh!
12:49Oh!
12:50Oh, dear.
12:51My heart stood still.
12:53Come, gather round.
12:54Gather round.
12:55Okay, chaps.
12:57We've had a bit of a bad start, haven't we?
13:00Mm-hmm.
13:01This first little recce that we did in future hasn't gone our way, quite frankly, has it?
13:06But you've been consistent at least.
13:08Three games played, three games lost.
13:10Nothing wrong with that.
13:11Let's see if you can come from behind and let's see if we can go on and win every available
13:16crystal.
13:17I think that'd be jolly good, don't you?
13:18I do.
13:19Absolutely.
13:20So why don't we play a game?
13:21Change of tactics.
13:22We're going to go for some skill.
13:23Yes.
13:24And it's going to be Jenny!
13:26Jenny, come with me.
13:27You're on.
13:29On the spot.
13:30Again, once again.
13:32Two-minute game.
13:33Are you ready?
13:34Yes, I'm ready.
13:35In you go.
13:36You can watch through the window.
13:37Okay.
13:38Catch that.
13:39Catch every ball you possibly can.
13:40That's the answer.
13:41Yeah.
13:42Every ball lost will go into the other side of the balance there.
13:45The other side of the scales.
13:46Every ball one will go into the correct side of the balance or scales.
13:50You've got to have four more balls in the win basket than you've got in the lose basket.
13:54As simple as that.
13:55If you've got two balls in the lose basket, then you're going to need six balls in the win basket.
13:59That kind of, that kind of ratio.
14:01I could go down to a minus bucket as well.
14:03I've got a mix.
14:06Ah.
14:08New contestants flying in.
14:10They're going to climb again.
14:11Yeah.
14:12That's good.
14:13We have a lot of planes flying over Aztec.
14:20As you know, this part of the world is renowned for various kind of activities that are perhaps best not mentioned.
14:30Perhaps that was one of those people. I don't know.
14:33There might be more contestants coming in because there's an airstrip a bit further up.
14:38And the contestants come in, as you know.
14:40They do their eight weeks training before they come into the maze itself.
14:44We've got a minute left. You're just under a minute left.
14:46Yes!
14:47How are we doing? She caught one?
14:49Did she actually catch one then?
14:51Two.
14:55That's six again.
14:58Well done.
14:58Up three.
15:00Yes!
15:01Let's keep going, Jenny.
15:03That's it.
15:04And again.
15:05Oh.
15:0830 seconds left.
15:10Come on.
15:11Oh, no.
15:12Oh, no.
15:13I bet he didn't.
15:14Come on.
15:18Yes.
15:18Oh.
15:19At least we can see that in the tent.
15:20I'm scared, haven't we?
15:21Oh.
15:22Oh.
15:23Stuff back in.
15:24Oh.
15:25Yes!
15:26Yes!
15:27How's she doing?
15:28No, it's just way beyond the tent.
15:2910 seconds.
15:30Come on.
15:31Come on.
15:32Come on.
15:33There you come.
15:34Five.
15:35Four.
15:36Three.
15:37Two.
15:38One.
15:39Oh.
15:40I just found something.
15:41Oh, never mind.
15:42You see, you're still consistent.
15:43There's nothing wrong with that.
15:44Nothing wrong with that, yeah.
15:45Yeah.
15:46You're carrying on as you started.
15:47That's good.
15:48I've seen nothing wrong with this.
15:49Okay.
15:50So, um, why don't we play another game?
15:52Hmm.
15:53Let's go for a mental game.
15:56Hmm.
15:57And let's have Darren.
15:59Darren.
16:00It could be your opportunity to turn, to turn it all around and change the way that fortune
16:07has been fating you.
16:10This is two minutes, okay?
16:12It's a very, very easy game.
16:13It's really easy.
16:14Are you ready?
16:15Yep.
16:16Right.
16:17All adjacent symbols must match no adjacent colours the same.
16:24Right.
16:25That's right.
16:26Image to image, but not colour to colour.
16:29Nope.
16:30There's none setting at the moment.
16:32So, you need another sort of monkey or frog then.
16:40Yes?
16:41Jason?
16:42It must match.
16:43Darren, the first one's wrong.
16:44Oh, that's the first one.
16:45Take that one.
16:46Just get something to match that one and go from there.
16:47Is the yellow one to the right?
16:48Is the yellow one to the right?
16:49Is the yellow one to the right?
16:50Is the yellow one on the bottom to the right?
16:51Is the yellow one on the bottom to the right?
16:52Oh, that one don't match.
16:53Let's see.
16:54No, it's a matching symbol.
16:55Symbol to symbol.
16:56Not colour to colour.
16:57So, look, you've got a yellow triangle there.
16:58Running out of time, Darren.
16:59You've got a yellow triangle there.
17:00Did I say physical violence?
17:01I was going to resort to physical violence.
17:02A minute left.
17:03I knew I could have sussed this out already.
17:04So, just go quicker.
17:05Get a new one there.
17:06Oh, that's wrong.
17:07Oh, that's wrong.
17:08Oh, that's the first one.
17:09Take that one.
17:10Take that one.
17:11Just get something to match that.
17:12Is the yellow one to the right?
17:13Is the yellow one to the right?
17:14Is the yellow one to the right?
17:15Is the yellow one to the right?
17:16Is the yellow one on the bottom to the right?
17:17Oh, that one don't match.
17:18Let's see.
17:19No, it's a matching symbol.
17:20A minute left.
17:21I knew I could have sussed this out already.
17:23So, just go quicker.
17:28That's it.
17:29Yeah, okay, so that's it.
17:30You need this.
17:31Yeah, that'll do.
17:32Right.
17:33Go round to the side of it.
17:34Do you want to go to your right hand?
17:37Darren, go round to the left of the table so that we can see more.
17:40Because we can't see more.
17:42I can't help you if you can't see.
17:47Purple monkey.
17:48Then the eye.
17:49That's it.
17:5030 seconds.
17:51Come on, quick.
17:52Just from the yellow.
17:53Oh, no.
17:54Just from the yellow.
17:55Oh, no.
17:56Just from the yellow.
17:57Quick, quick, quick.
17:58Come on, you're getting short of time now.
17:59Yes.
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18:44Okay, you've got two and a half minutes to complete this. All right, on your box, get set, and in you go.
18:58Oh, it's a weapon.
19:00Oh, wow. Right.
19:02Oh.
19:03What's he got to do?
19:05I can't even see what he's got.
19:07There's a key there. Is there a key anywhere? Oh, it's a key here.
19:09You've got to bring that... You've got to make, like, a railroad and bring that trolley back.
19:17Are the ponds different lengths?
19:18Yes. Try that one behind you.
19:23I'm glad he's got long legs.
19:28Two minutes left.
19:31Yeah, lovely.
19:34Don't want nearlys.
19:36I want that big, resounding splash.
19:39Yeah.
19:40Come on, come on.
19:41Come on, come on.
19:42You need the long one for last.
19:43Yeah.
19:44Can you manage two?
19:45You can see that little short one right there.
19:47Right, right, come on, then.
19:48Then your left hand goes next.
19:52No, your left...
19:54There.
19:55That's good.
19:56That's it. Come on.
19:58A minute and a half left.
19:59Get your skates on.
20:00A minute and a half left.
20:01I'm going to move on.
20:02Get the long one.
20:03Yes.
20:04Come on.
20:05Last one.
20:06Right, last one.
20:07Come on.
20:08Come on.
20:09There you go.
20:10Remember, you've got two more things to do now.
20:12You've got to get that all the way.
20:13Oh, yeah.
20:14What's that going on there?
20:15Unlock it back.
20:16Oh, you're going to have to do it twice.
20:17Are you sure about that?
20:18The key behind you.
20:19What are you doing?
20:20The key behind you.
20:21The key behind you.
20:22If Muhammad won't go to the mountain, or can't go to the mountain, or the mountains
20:25can't come to Muhammad, or something like that.
20:27One of those things.
20:28A minute back.
20:29Just one minute.
20:30Bring it back this way, then.
20:31Just one minute.
20:32Bring that back this way.
20:33Right, come back with it.
20:34Come on, Richard.
20:35Yes.
20:36Good man.
20:37Good man.
20:38Right, key's here.
20:39Oh, my toes.
20:40First, John, first.
20:41Get that lock off.
20:42Good man.
20:43Come on, quickly.
20:44Bring that back this way.
20:45Quick, quick, quick.
20:46Get that lock off.
20:47Hang on, un...
20:48Un...
20:49See what...
20:50Yeah, now push it back.
20:51Go, go.
20:52Good man.
20:53Good man.
20:54You've got to go really fast, Richard.
20:57You're not the back wall of the sell-out, then.
20:59Come on, un...
21:00See what...
21:01Got to get that all...
21:02Oh, yeah.
21:03Good man.
21:04That would have been good.
21:05Only about 30,000 gallons of water.
21:08Go, go, go.
21:11You're on the back wall.
21:12Ten.
21:13Yeah!
21:14Okay, okay.
21:15You are on a roll.
21:16You guys are on a roll.
21:17That's...
21:18That's your second.
21:19That's ten seconds of time inside the crystal game.
21:21Let's play another game here.
21:22Oh, that's good.
21:23This is your lucky zone.
21:24It's a mystery, Rachel.
21:26Rachel, come with me.
21:28A little...
21:29Little mystery game.
21:30Ah, two minutes for this.
21:31Right.
21:32Okay.
21:33You're basically on your own with this one, really.
21:34Quickly.
21:35Off you go.
21:36And, uh, pull the plug on that one.
21:38And there we go.
21:39Two minutes.
21:40All right.
21:41All right.
21:42The crystal maze.
21:43So, let little...
21:44Let little Jenny in there.
21:45Can we go underneath?
21:47Can we go underneath?
21:48Can we go underneath?
21:49I don't know.
21:50This is a knotty little one.
21:51This is one of those...
21:52You may remember Rob had one with numbers where no two numbers...
21:56Remember that?
21:57Consecutive numbers and adjacent circles was supposed to be next to one another.
22:01There's a bit like that in so far as you think you've got it cracked.
22:06A minute...
22:07A minute and a half left.
22:08You think you've got it cracked and suddenly it all falls apart again.
22:13Crystal spelt wrong.
22:14The crystal...
22:15Turn that big one over again.
22:16The big one.
22:17Which one?
22:18This one?
22:19Yes.
22:20Right.
22:21The crystal, right?
22:22Ah!
22:23Ah!
22:24Lift...
22:25No!
22:26Oh, no, it's left over there.
22:27Is that the end of the head?
22:30Yeah, very quiet because I can't see.
22:32Can you let's spin it?
22:34Yeah.
22:35Not that it will work.
22:37Thank you, Richard.
22:39Oh, it's actually a little thing.
22:41I know, a good chiropractor.
22:42That's got rid of my problem, then.
22:44Help people!
22:45Hold that one over the eye.
22:47It's got a bit of that one, doesn't it?
22:49It's this bit.
22:5245 seconds-ish.
22:54Just go on.
22:55How long is she going to need to come out if we need to get her out?
22:58It's five, ten, five.
23:00It's this bit.
23:01Can anybody see how I'm supposed to do this bit?
23:03There's steps there.
23:04Can I put it under?
23:0630 seconds.
23:07Can you give any...
23:08Can you give any...
23:09That's it.
23:10Is that lift?
23:11Get the crystal!
23:12Oh!
23:13Crystal!
23:14Yay!
23:15Out of the way, out of the way.
23:16You see that?
23:17Yeah.
23:18Well, well, well, you are right.
23:22You are right to be pleased and jubilant.
23:24You are right because you came here with nothing
23:26and you now have three crystals, 15 seconds of time,
23:29inside the crystal dome.
23:31Played four games and we won three out of four.
23:33That's not bad.
23:34Not bad.
23:35Not bad.
23:36Now, we are going up there into our next zone.
23:39Come on.
23:40Go, go, go.
23:41Into ocean world!
23:44Whoo!
23:45Nearly into the water there.
23:46Watch out for the frogs!
23:47You've got what cramp?
23:48I do.
23:49I do.
23:50I do.
23:51On the way.
23:52Oh, no.
23:53Oh, no.
23:54Oh, no.
23:55Come on, you guys.
23:56Welcome, welcome, welcome to our third zone, ocean world, and to the main salon of the
24:13very, very beautiful SS Atlantis.
24:14It was a very famous ship.
24:15Tulu Bankhead used to dance here.
24:16Charles Lawton used to prance here.
24:17And I believe that Dr. Kildare used to dance here.
24:18Yes, he did.
24:19Isn't that funny?
24:20Now, what we're going to do is play some more games to try and get the volume of crystals
24:21up, because three isn't enough.
24:22Fifteen seconds of time is lovely.
24:23So, what are you going to do?
24:24We're going to go for a skilful game.
24:25A skilful game.
24:26A skilful game.
24:27A skilful game.
24:28Oh, no.
24:29Oh, no.
24:30Oh, no.
24:31Oh, no.
24:32Oh, no.
24:33Oh, no.
24:34Oh, no.
24:35Oh, no.
24:36Oh, no.
24:37Oh, no.
24:38Oh, no.
24:39Oh, no.
24:40Oh, no.
24:41Oh, no.
24:42And we're going to get the volume of crystals up, because three isn't enough.
24:44Fifteen seconds of time is lovely.
24:46So, what are you going to do?
24:47We're going to go for a skilful game.
24:49A skilful game.
24:50A skilful game.
24:51Played by...
24:52Jenny.
24:53Jenny?
24:54Yes.
24:55This is very similar in some ways to the last game.
24:56You guys can watch on the monitor.
24:57Allow me to take Jenny over here.
24:59Okay.
25:00In other words, what you lose goes against you, what you win goes for you, okay?
25:04Alright.
25:05Two minutes.
25:06In you go.
25:07Right.
25:08Okay.
25:09Tell us what you've got, Jenny.
25:10I've got some sharps with a mouse.
25:11sharps with a mouth open I have to fill with water
25:32actually that sharp reminds me of somebody I think was an agent I once
25:37you don't see shanty I don't know what it is I blow in here and all the tunes come out
26:01the same exactly the same
26:07you're halfway done you're doing well keep going nice
26:19go for it just this new this new rule any go for it to get the yellow card three
26:28yellow cards and lose a crystal another yellow card is yeah you know punch in
26:34here and another yellow card is high fives 30 seconds
26:4425 how many 20 about 25 20 seconds
26:51keep going
26:5315
26:55keep going yeah nice one
26:5710
26:59you're coming out
27:01that was to give me 10 seconds
27:03sorry
27:05come out love
27:06come out at 10 seconds
27:08you wanted to come out at 10 seconds
27:10no we were going to hammer at the door she had a couple of seconds left
27:12but it wasn't going round because it was sort of balancing up
27:14wasn't it
27:16well
27:18it's sad you can get another crystal then
27:20you're not doing too well
27:22let's send a champion
27:24who have we got left
27:26let's have
27:28uh
27:30darren's done well
27:32he's a hero
27:34he has
27:36a mystery game a mystery game yes
27:38oh i've got a good one for you
27:40come on chaps
27:42follow me up here
27:44this is a three minute game okay
27:46three minutes to do this
27:48uh
27:50a mask you can put the mask on
27:52and uh
27:54the uh
27:56the time will start
27:58come around come around here
28:00that's it darren
28:02right the time will start
28:04i wouldn't put the mask on until you get down to the bottom
28:06just put it above your eyes so you give you a better that's it
28:08the time will start from the second i close the door i'm going to let you start with
28:11go on off you go down the ladder
28:13and i'm going to close the door
28:15and now your time's going
28:18that's three minutes
28:24now there he is
28:25now what's he doing
28:26what's he going to do what's he going to do
28:28what's he going to do
28:30look at the book
28:32look at the book
28:33in the pirate
28:35the pirate
28:36try the pirate
28:38come back this way
28:39this way the one in the red
28:42then there's a message on the pirate
28:43there's a message on the sword in the pirate
28:46in the red
28:47yes
28:50right between two and eight diamonds
28:53what between two and eight diamonds
28:57something to do with diamonds
28:58say it again
28:59between two and eight
29:01diamonds
29:03so is that going to be 28 diamonds
29:05two and eight
29:08two and eight
29:09two and eight
29:24diamonds
29:25all right why don't you look for the numbers two to eight of diamonds
29:30two and eight
29:35two and eight between two and eight
29:37two and eight
29:37diamonds
29:38you take out all the cards between two and eight in the diamonds
29:41right
29:43there's going to be a message between two cards or something
29:44something
29:46oh right
29:47a minute and a half
29:48two three four five six seven eight of diamonds
29:50yeah he's got them
29:51an e
29:52and that's about it
29:54put them down on the floor and sort them out as an anagram isn't it
29:57it's a word
29:58come on
30:00come on darren you need to talk them out
30:02and you need the two and the eight
30:04two three four five six seven eight
30:06seven cards you need
30:08have you got seven cards
30:11well done
30:12quickly quickly down you're taking two
30:14one
30:14come on
30:17a minute left
30:18all right
30:21i've got
30:23d-w-e-e-e-o can you see this
30:26seaweed seaweed
30:29where do you find seaweed
30:40get your goggles on in the water
30:43yeah sorry for you to say that
30:47good lad go on
30:4930 seconds
30:5030 seconds so hurry up
30:52try it we're there by the light somewhere
30:54that's by the light
30:59water
31:10take your time take your time
31:11five four three
31:13oh darren
31:16darren
31:19oh no
31:21well we didn't i didn't mean you to get as wet as this
31:25didn't you see the didn't you see that plank you could use for a bridge
31:30okay let's go back down to the main salon
31:33come on down here quickly
31:37down here
31:38now i'm going to take you over here to the engine room darren
31:42and in here there's a boiler room
31:44you get yourself near a hot pipe and get yourself dry off i think there's a towel in there as well
31:48go and dry yourself off right while he's in there drying himself off let's play another game
31:52let's um let's try another mystery i'm going to be lucky this time and i think rob should do the next one
31:59rob yes this is called raise the anchor that's to give you a clue as what as to what to do
32:04go like the very clappers because it's very time consuming okay two and a half minutes to do this ready
32:10can you see what you've got to do rob
32:19yeah
32:32right now you have to undo that somehow rather
32:36now there's a key somewhere a picture that relates to what you've got in your hand
32:43what what has he got in his hand
32:44yes
32:54try try using the point uh rob try using the point on that thing
32:59that might that might help yes don't drop it oh well done well done yes
33:06yes now this isn't this isn't i'm going to tell you this isn't the only object on there so go go go
33:16um you've got about uh oh just over a minute just under a minute and a half
33:26it is complicated it's time consuming a very time consuming game
33:31it's a bit difficult you see it's wet and horrible
33:36it will be no problem
33:43hey nice tomb work very nice tomb work
33:59a television aerial
34:06Just under 30 seconds.
34:16Quickly now. You've got to do this one really quickly, Rob.
34:21Really quickly.
34:2715 seconds.
34:29How many? 15.
34:31Oh, no. Dog's bone.
34:34Come out, Rob.
34:36Come out, Rob.
34:38Come on, then, girl.
34:39Oh, bad luck, Rob.
34:41Never mind, never mind, never mind.
34:43No, no matter, no matter.
34:45You did very well. You worked your little socks off,
34:47but it wasn't enough. It was a time-consuming game.
34:50That's all I can say about it, really.
34:52I don't actually like that game very much.
34:53No, neither do we.
34:55I'm sorry, I have my favourites and I have the ones that I'm not too fond of.
34:58I don't actually like that one.
34:59But never mind.
35:00Erm, let's play another game.
35:02Let's play another game and get a crystal.
35:05Let's get physical.
35:06Yeeshed.
35:07And I'm going to do it.
35:07Right. Come on in.
35:09Through here, into the engine room.
35:11OK.
35:12Ooh!
35:13OK, this is a three-minute game, Lynne.
35:15Yeah.
35:16But, unfortunately, it's an automatic lock-in.
35:18Three brushes with death and you're automatically locked in.
35:21You're allowed two brushes, but three's too much.
35:23A brush too much.
35:24A brush too much, yes.
35:25In you go.
35:26Go on.
35:27OK, be careful with that allen key.
35:28Take it out the right side, not the wrong side.
35:30Here's a monitor up here, chaps.
35:32You can watch it up here.
35:34There we are.
35:35Now, you can see where death comes into play.
35:39OK.
35:40Let's get it straight down.
35:41She's got the key.
35:42She's got the key.
35:43Darren?
35:44Oh, you found the boiler rims.
35:45Good.
35:46Are you dry enough?
35:47Do you want to come on out?
35:48Yeah, I'm all right.
35:49Can we take your...
35:50Get the key, Lynne.
35:51Can you see the key to get?
35:52Get the key.
35:53There's a...
35:54There's...
35:55Oh, she's had a brush for death.
35:56She's had one brush for death.
35:57Yes.
35:58OK.
35:59All right, get ready to turn around.
36:00Turn around.
36:01Turn around.
36:02Turn around.
36:03Turn around.
36:04Turn around.
36:05Just under two and a half minutes left.
36:06You've got...
36:07Way down.
36:08One plus.
36:09And...
36:10Go.
36:11Go.
36:12Go.
36:13Go.
36:14Go.
36:15Go.
36:16Go.
36:17Go.
36:18Go.
36:19Go.
36:20Go.
36:21Go.
36:22Go to the middle.
36:23Watch the shark on your left.
36:25On your left.
36:26Oh, stop.
36:27On your left.
36:28Stop.
36:29Did that shark touch her?
36:32No.
36:33No.
36:34No.
36:35No.
36:36No.
36:37No.
36:38Go.
36:40To the cage.
36:41No.
36:42Go.
36:43This is good.
36:54This is very, very good.
36:56She's doing very well.
36:58A minute and a half left.
37:00She has a minute and a half left.
37:02I wonder, can she hear that?
37:03A minute and a half left.
37:05A minute and a half left.
37:07A minute and a half left.
37:37Right, see her back safely.
37:39Turn around.
37:40Careful.
37:41See her back safely, Jets.
37:42Forward.
37:43Stop.
37:44Stop.
37:46Stop.
37:47Stop.
37:49Stop.
37:50Stop.
37:51Stop.
37:52One.
37:54She's doing very good.
37:55We're good.
37:56Right, she's got to turn around now.
37:59Turn around.
38:01Ouch.
38:02Yeah.
38:04I'm on the left.
38:06What?
38:06She's shaking like a little.
38:15I'm super, dear friend.
38:16I'm very, very super.
38:17Thank you so much, T.
38:19I couldn't hear her work.
38:22Also, I just bit you.
38:23No, you didn't.
38:24So, how many crystals is that made?
38:26Four crystals.
38:27Well, then.
38:28A very good cat for anything to do, don't you think so?
38:31Yeah, well done.
38:31Where's Daren?
38:32Daren.
38:33Daren.
38:34He's back.
38:35Daren.
38:36Hello, we're so happy to see you.
38:39A happy family once again.
38:41Let's go on.
38:42Let's go on to our next zone, I think.
38:44We've played enough that we've played four games here.
38:46And we haven't come away empty-handed.
38:48We've got one.
38:49So, that gives us four.
38:50That's only 20 seconds of time.
38:51Please, let's see if we can win every game in the next zone, which is medieval, and up
38:56this ladder.
38:59Trudy.
39:02Trudy.
39:03Trudy.
39:09Your flawless style, your movie star smile, and all it takes is...
39:21I think I smell the smell of home cooking.
39:31I think Mumsy's got something on the boil.
39:35Okay, so, final zone.
39:38Three zones played.
39:39Only four games won.
39:41There's only four crystals, only 20 seconds of time.
39:43So, we need some more crystals here.
39:45Desperately.
39:46Desperately.
39:4720 seconds of time is not enough, really.
39:49Okay, let's try Rachel in a mental game.
39:52Rachel in a mental game.
39:54Over here.
39:55Two and a half minutes for this, Rachel.
39:57For this, you can watch the little curtain all through this window here.
40:00I don't mind.
40:01In you go.
40:02That's it.
40:02That's good.
40:03Right.
40:03Stain glass windows.
40:07I presume I've just got to put these on here.
40:09You've got to make the picture.
40:11Get the face in.
40:11Yes.
40:13Then there's the orange.
40:15That's it.
40:15Go, go, go.
40:16You've got to go really fast, Rachel.
40:17It's another job one of you can be doing while she's doing this.
40:21Okay.
40:21I'll put it on the shield over there.
40:23Yeah, okay then.
40:24Go on, get the orange.
40:25You want some of your help with the shapes.
40:27Okay, good girl.
40:32See how she's got.
40:33Going well.
40:34A minute and a half left.
40:37Look.
40:38Yeah.
40:38I can't really see the lights to her.
40:40Are you all right helping her out?
40:41Can you see?
40:41Yeah, she's doing fine on the picture at the moment.
40:44Face has dropped out.
40:45Yeah, it's all going to be in place.
40:46It's final phase.
40:47Go on, Rachel.
40:48Middle white.
40:48It looks it, so she...
40:50Yes, go on.
40:52Has he got a red?
40:54It's looking good.
40:56It's looking very good.
40:57Yeah, and a few more bits to go.
40:58Go on, Rachel.
40:59That's yellow.
41:00Yeah, the bit on the back is yellow.
41:01It's the blue background.
41:02Yeah.
41:04Ah, minute back.
41:05It's doing well.
41:06No, it hasn't actually.
41:08Oh, it has got a yes.
41:09I think it's middle right.
41:10Middle right.
41:11Yeah, one more thing.
41:12Middle right.
41:12Middle right.
41:13Have you got to do it all?
41:17Yeah, I've done it.
41:18Yeah, it's next day.
41:19Middle right.
41:20Middle one on the right.
41:21Middle one on the right.
41:21That one.
41:22Yeah.
41:22That one.
41:22What do I do?
41:23Open it.
41:24Yes!
41:26Sorry, I've got the door locked.
41:27Yeah.
41:29Yeah!
41:29It's the door locked.
41:30Yeah!
41:32Two Christmas.
41:33Okay.
41:34So, right.
41:36Okay.
41:37Five.
41:37Five.
41:38Five.
41:38Yeah, now you're coasting.
41:40Yep.
41:41You're on the road.
41:41You're coasting.
41:42Okay, I think we're ready for some skill.
41:45Yes.
41:45With Rob.
41:47Rob, come on in.
41:48Just in here, I think.
41:50It's just two minutes, okay?
41:52It's a piece of cake.
41:53How many?
41:54Two minutes.
41:55We just roll.
41:56Go, Rob.
41:56Go, Rob.
41:57Very simple.
41:58Go, Rob.
41:59Okay, you can watch through there or around the side there.
42:01Go, Rob.
42:01Go, Rob.
42:01Go, Rob.
42:01Go, Rob.
42:02Go, Rob.
42:02Go, Rob.
42:02Go, Rob.
42:03Go, Rob.
42:03Go, Rob.
42:04Go, Rob.
42:04Okay, strike each red target once to release the crystal.
42:08Each red target once.
42:08The center of the red star.
42:10Oh, I think I heard a go for it.
42:28Oh, I think that's the yellow card.
42:34First yellow card.
42:35I heard a go for it.
42:36I did so as a piece of cake, didn't I?
42:43Right, how many crystals have we got now?
42:45Six.
42:45Six crystals.
42:46And I'm afraid Richard just said go for it during that game.
42:49That's the yellow card.
42:50The first yellow card.
42:51Three yellow cards.
42:53And I'm sorry, I'm going to take a piss off you.
42:56Okay, okay.
42:57It's Richard's punishment.
42:58So go for it.
42:59He's going to do a game.
43:00And it's going to be a physical game.
43:02That's great.
43:03That's great.
43:04That's great.
43:04I've got a great game.
43:06Deserving.
43:09Oh, this is evil.
43:10This is so evil, this game, that I'm going to withdraw the yellow card because there's
43:14every likelihood of you being locked in here.
43:17Okay.
43:18Get your gloves on.
43:18Wrong hand.
43:20Oh, Richard.
43:21You're in good shape.
43:22You are.
43:23Okay.
43:24Two and a half minute physical from the moment the door closes.
43:26Are you ready?
43:27Yeah, Ricardo, in you go.
43:28You can watch through that window there.
43:30Or you can watch through here.
43:33Oh, oh, oh.
43:34Okay.
43:35Okay, go, go, go, go, go, go, go.
43:37No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
43:41Keep those gloves on.
43:42No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
43:43No, no, no, no.
43:44Oh, yeah, right.
43:45Oh, let's see.
43:47There you are.
43:49To bring back the cage.
43:54Jacob with you.
43:55Off you go.
43:57Off you go.
43:57That's the idea.
43:59Lots of doors.
44:00Lots of hidden doors.
44:04Try and remember where he came from, Rob.
44:06Yeah.
44:09Yeah.
44:09Good.
44:16No.
44:17Where's he heading for?
44:20Go, Richard.
44:21Go on, Richard.
44:22Go on.
44:24Keep at it.
44:25He gets deeper and deeper into the mile.
44:27Oh, into the jungle of steel.
44:31A minute and a half left.
44:35It's supposed to be coming right up here.
44:37Yeah.
44:38Towards us.
44:39Yeah.
44:39Yeah.
44:39Can you see the crystal over that side?
44:51Go on, Richard.
44:52Go on, Richard.
44:56Yes.
44:57Yes.
44:57Yes.
44:57Come on, Richard.
44:58You've got a minute left to unlock that cage, take the cage back with you to the door, unlock the cage and get the crystal out and then leave the cell.
45:08Quick, quick, quick, quick, quick, quick.
45:11Come on, Richard.
45:11Come on, Richard.
45:15How long left?
45:18Go on, lock.
45:19Don't go in.
45:20Are you trying to undo the wrong padlock, yeah?
45:26Oh, no.
45:26Oh, he's got it.
45:27He's got the seat.
45:28Wrong padlock.
45:30You have 30 seconds left.
45:32Oh, come on.
45:33Oh.
45:35Just come out.
45:36Leave the ball and come out.
45:38Has it?
45:38Did he?
45:39No.
45:40What's he got?
45:44Come on, Richard.
45:4615 seconds.
45:47Come on, Richard.
45:48Up here.
45:48Oh, Richard.
45:49Oh, that's right.
45:50Good.
45:52Oh.
45:53Is he going out?
45:53Come here.
45:54Yes, he's out.
45:55Oh, yeah.
45:56Bad luck.
45:57Oh, no.
45:58Oh, no.
45:59It was bad luck.
46:00I thought it was a lock-in.
46:02Oh, no.
46:02It is no lock-in.
46:03Yes.
46:04Never mind.
46:05What have we finished finally up with?
46:07Six.
46:07Six crystals.
46:0830 seconds of time.
46:10Well, if you're working your little cotton socks off, who knows you, maybe I wasn't, you know, create a miracle here.
46:15But small miracles are better than no miracles at all, I think.
46:18Absolutely.
46:18I don't think.
46:19I think that's just as nice as a big miracle somehow, are they?
46:22So, Will, will you follow me?
46:24Because you know where they're going now, don't you?
46:25To the crystal dome!
46:28Here!
46:29Well, there you go, fellas.
46:42You've got six crystals.
46:43Six crystals, 30 seconds of time.
46:45It's not a lot, but I'm going to bring up the drawbridge now.
46:48And once it's up, and I've opened the door, I want you to go inside there.
46:52And for 30 seconds, I want you to collect, collect, collect, collect as many gold tokens as you possibly can and post them.
46:59Any silver ones posted will be deducted from your gold total.
47:02In other words, if you've got 102 gold and you've got three silver, I'm sorry, because you need over 100 after deductions to win the super duper numero uno prize.
47:13You know that, don't you?
47:14I'm opening the door.
47:15Please go inside.
47:16Hang on to that rail.
47:17And when I blow the first whistle, start collecting.
47:20When I blow the second whistle, please stop collecting.
47:23It's as simple as that.
47:25You have 30 seconds only.
47:28Good luck.
47:30Close the door.
47:33And will you start the fans, please?
47:43And they're away.
47:44They're collected.
47:4630 seconds, remember.
47:4825.
47:5220.
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47:5715.
48:0210.
48:0625.
48:13Wow.
48:15No.
48:17Okay.
48:17Ouch.
48:21Dearly beloved brothers and sisters, we are gathered here together in the presence of ourselves, and we asked for a small miracle.
48:28Did we receive it?
48:29No, we did not.
48:31You got 126 gold.
48:33Unfortunately, you got 73 silver, giving you a grand total of 53.
48:38It's not enough for the big prize, but let's face it, you didn't want to spend three days in the shivering cold, driving cars through mud, did you?
48:47No, of course you didn't.
48:48You can do that anyway.
48:50So here we are.
48:51You do get to take home a little crystal.
48:54Would you pass that along, please, to Jenny, and one along to Darren, and to Rachel, and to young Richard, who nearly got locked in.
49:02And to, and to Vice, Vice-Captain Rob, and finally then, to yourself, well done.
49:10Well, that's it.
49:11Stay well, be happy.
49:13I know, I shall.
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