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00:00KONIEC!
00:05Żadal byłby na realne.
00:08Przez�שni Nein!
00:10I'm Vince McMahon.
00:11I'm a Gamesman, along with Jerry, the King Lover.
00:13Yes, the WWF Tag Team Championship Tournament
00:17continues exclusively, here on WSPS.
00:21You know what, McMahon?
00:22I have a New Year's resolution to never be wrong again.
00:26My royal predictions have been right on the money.
00:28I was right when I predicted Bam Bam and Tataka
00:30would outwrap men on a mission.
00:32I was right when I picked the Heavenly Bodies
00:35to out-Hongi the Bushwhackers.
00:36I'll be right next week when I make my royal prediction
00:38on well done against the Smoking Guns.
00:41And this week, take a look at the winning team.
00:43I'm telling you right now,
00:45the Anvil and the King Owen
00:46will demolish the Headstrakers.
00:50Yes, what a matchup that's gonna be!
00:58This week, in addition to the Tag Team Tournament Matchup,
01:10scheduled, ladies and gentlemen,
01:11to be in the Heartbreak Hotel, The Undertaker!
01:28Happy New Year, everyone!
01:44Welcome to WWF Action!
01:47I will a little bit later on.
01:49However, speaking of stupid headgear,
01:51how about last week the Christmas present?
01:53Let's take you back.
01:54There it is.
01:54Terry Lawler's opening it up, and...
01:57Well, it was a crown of sorts.
02:00Speaking of a crown,
02:01how about last Monday night?
02:03Yes, it was Diesel.
02:04Let's take a look.
02:05There he is.
02:06And I mean, that crown looks fantastic.
02:09A lot better than it does right now.
02:11You're trying to ruin my New Year's.
02:12Well, my New Year's resolution
02:13is to get a new co-host that's got real hair.
02:21Our company to the ring.
02:23I can tell you one thing, my man.
02:24Man, this guy right here,
02:26I would not choose as a co-host.
02:27Look at his hair.
02:28This is the only guy I know
02:29that's hair looks worse than yours.
02:32Captain Osopano,
02:33along with Lapa.
02:35And take a look
02:36at these two hombres, would you?
02:39What competitive Thursday headgearers are.
02:41Luciani and Ratu getting set to lock up
02:43with Jim DeAndle Neidhart,
02:45the big rhino,
02:46along with the king of hearts.
02:48Oh, and what a matchup.
02:50The tag team championship tournament
02:52continuing now in its third week.
02:56And of course,
02:57will culminate at the WWF Royal Rumble
03:00in about three weeks,
03:01ladies and gentlemen.
03:02We're gonna find out just who will be
03:04the next tag team championship combination
03:06at the Rumble.
03:08How appropriate that would be,
03:10McMahon, for the king of hearts
03:11to be victorious at the Royal Rumble.
03:13I see.
03:14Well, it might be appropriate,
03:15but it may not happen.
03:16First of all,
03:17before you start counting your chickens,
03:19Mr. Lawler,
03:20Hogan and Jim DeAndle Neidhart
03:22on his brother-in-law
03:23must go through the headstriker.
03:26Once again,
03:28the king going out on a limb.
03:29I must say he's two for two
03:31in the prediction department.
03:33And now,
03:34look at these two big powerhouses.
03:36Sione running right into Jim DeAndle Neidhart.
03:38Off the rope again,
03:39and moving him back somewhat.
03:42Trying it for the third time.
03:43Stepping over Jim DeAndle Neidhart,
03:44right back.
03:45Sione knocks the big rhino down.
03:49And right back up.
03:50And Sione with a wrist lock.
03:54Sione and Fatou have had some difficulties
03:56in the past adapting
03:58to the new skills
03:59taught them by Captain Lewis Albano.
04:01And now I'm not making reference
04:03to the haircut we saw
04:04at the barbershop recently,
04:05or even the use
04:07of the left guard deodorant.
04:08We're talking about the foot gear
04:10that has really given them both
04:12some problems,
04:13especially Fatou.
04:14Well, why is Albano
04:15even wasting his time?
04:17Elbow down to the canvas, Fatou.
04:19What do you mean wasting his time?
04:20Well, he's trying to civilize
04:21these two morons.
04:22I mean, you gotta feed these guys
04:23with a whip and a chair.
04:25It's no use trying to,
04:26you know the old saying, McMahon.
04:27From the top and down
04:28across the back.
04:30Owen Hart with Fatou
04:31brings him to the buckle,
04:32smashes his head
04:33to the buckle,
04:34and nothing doing.
04:36What?
04:36No.
04:36Whoa, whoa, whoa.
04:38Wait a minute, McMahon.
04:38Look at, he's moonwalking.
04:40Leave it, leave it to Albano
04:42to teach him something
04:42as obsolete as the moonwalk.
04:44But just like the Jackson family,
04:47Albano, he's got himself
04:48one big, happy,
04:49dysfunctional family here.
04:52Dysfunctional?
04:52Yeah, look at him.
04:53Well, maybe a little
04:55on the eccentric side,
04:56but I wouldn't exactly
04:57call this a dysfunctional
04:59tag team, to say the least.
05:00Right now, Owen Hart
05:01in a very precarious position.
05:03He's just walking away.
05:05What's he doing?
05:06You think that's not dysfunctional?
05:07He had the man down,
05:08he just walked away.
05:09Captain Lewis Albano
05:10gave him a few words of wisdom.
05:11After all, Albano
05:12has made more tag team champions
05:13than anyone else here
05:14in the WWF.
05:15Oh, the rope.
05:16Whoa, wait a minute,
05:17what happened there?
05:18Jimmy Inwood,
05:18Nightheart pulled the rope down.
05:20Fatou, oh no!
05:22On the outside,
05:23did you see that?
05:24Did I ever.
05:26We'll be right back
05:27with more action,
05:28but will Fatou?
05:34We're back.
05:35Yeah, and so is that stupid.
05:37Well, Fatou's back in the ring,
05:38but as you can see,
05:39Sione keeps distracting the referee.
05:40Well, that's okay with me.
05:42And apparently,
05:43it's okay with Jim the Anvil,
05:44Nightheart,
05:45as well as his partner,
05:46the King of Hearts,
05:46Owen,
05:47but not okay for Fatou.
05:48Indeed, Fatou,
05:49ladies and gentlemen,
05:50is hanging in there.
05:52They really took it to Fatou
05:54on the outside
05:54during a break,
05:55on the inside as well.
05:57And now,
05:58Fatou is ready to be pinned
06:00off the rope.
06:01Double close line.
06:02All right,
06:03get out of there.
06:04Jimmy Inwood,
06:05Nightheart headed
06:06to the outside
06:06and Owen,
06:07the King of Hearts.
06:09And did you notice
06:10that Owen Hart,
06:11when he came to the ring,
06:12was still carrying
06:13that pink and black towel
06:15that was used
06:16to dethrone
06:17and his brother,
06:18Brett,
06:19at the Survivor Series?
06:20That's like his championship belt.
06:22Wow, look at that.
06:23That's like his trophy,
06:24McMahon.
06:24A cover here,
06:25one, two,
06:26and Sione comes in
06:27to help out.
06:28Come on, referee.
06:29Risking disqualification.
06:31And if you are disqualified,
06:33you are out
06:34of tag team championship
06:35tournament competition.
06:37And that,
06:38I don't believe,
06:39is going to take much
06:39of a toll at all
06:40on Fatou.
06:41Fatou
06:42and his partner,
06:43Sione,
06:44attempting to be victorious
06:45against this tremendous
06:46combination of
06:47Jim the Anvil,
06:48Nightheart,
06:48and his brother-in-law,
06:50Owen.
06:50Remember,
06:51the winner of this match,
06:53ladies and gentlemen,
06:54goes on to face
06:55Bam Bam Bigelow
06:56and Native American
06:57Tataka
06:58in the semifinals.
06:59What a matchup
07:00that would be
07:01to see Bam Bam
07:02and Tataka
07:03against Owen
07:04and the Anvil.
07:05Wow.
07:06That would be a tough prediction.
07:08Speaking of a great match,
07:09Bam Bam and Tataka,
07:10which has nothing to do
07:11with tag team championship
07:13tournament competition.
07:14This Monday night,
07:16Bam Bam and Tataka
07:17square off against
07:17the Bulldog
07:18and Lex Luger.
07:20Look at this maneuver.
07:21Owen Hart from behind.
07:22Oh, look at him!
07:23Fatou, yes!
07:25Fatou mounting an offense!
07:27Just like that,
07:28that's how tough
07:28these hat-streakers are!
07:30They can turn it
07:30right back around
07:31on you real quick!
07:32Sione looking for the tag,
07:34and Fatou and Sione!
07:36Inches apart!
07:38And the big rhino,
07:39Jim the Anvil,
07:40Nightheart,
07:40cuts him off.
07:41Oh, yeah.
07:42That's teamwork.
07:43Look at this!
07:44And no count!
07:45No, come on!
07:46The official wants to break
07:47it up the shin,
07:47apparently too close
07:48to the throat area.
07:49Come on, McMahon!
07:50Look at this biased referee!
07:52He's scolding Nightheart!
07:53He's obviously a member
07:54of the Hitshrinker fan club.
07:56I didn't know
07:56they had a fan club.
07:57Well, they probably don't.
07:58They probably have
07:59as many members
07:59as you might!
08:01Look at this!
08:01Going up to the top!
08:03It's the King of Arts!
08:04Owen!
08:04Oh!
08:05That did it!
08:06That did it!
08:07It's over!
08:07It could be a cover here!
08:09My prediction is hell!
08:11No!
08:11Oh, wow!
08:13So close!
08:14Owen thought for Shariot
08:15a three count
08:16on top two.
08:17Slow count
08:18by that biased referee!
08:20Owen Hart and Jim the Anvil,
08:21Nightheart,
08:22together perhaps
08:23they will face
08:23Bam Bam, Bigelow,
08:25and Native American,
08:26Tataka,
08:26in the semifinals.
08:28You know, you spoke earlier
08:29of Bam Bam and Tataka
08:30meeting Bulldog and Lex
08:32this Monday night on Raw.
08:33That's not even
08:34the highlight of the show!
08:35What do you mean?
08:35Well, the highlight
08:36is certainly going to be
08:37the King's Court.
08:39And my guest,
08:40unlike that
08:41egomaniac Diesel,
08:43my guest this week
08:44will conduct himself
08:45as a gentleman
08:46because it's going to be
08:46none other than
08:47the King of Hearts.
08:49We'll talk about
08:50his big win here.
08:51Ah, the King of Hearts!
08:52Oh, there it is!
08:53Wait a minute!
08:54I don't know if that,
08:55but that does!
08:57Tremendous maneuvering
08:58on a part of 5-2
08:59tag in!
09:00Sione reaching
09:02the tag 4-2!
09:03Sione yet to get
09:05into this matchup!
09:06Reach out!
09:06Here comes Jim the Anvil,
09:08Nightheart from the far side!
09:09And yes!
09:09Oh, no!
09:10There's a tag!
09:12And the complexionist match
09:13really spins around now!
09:15A Series R right-hand
09:15by Sione!
09:17Jim the Anvil, Nightheart,
09:18dazed!
09:18He's set up!
09:19Whooped to the far side!
09:20And big power slap!
09:22To the cover!
09:23To the...
09:24Wait a minute!
09:25Wait a minute!
09:25Look at this!
09:27Oh, and Hart!
09:29In trouble!
09:30And so is Jim the Anvil, Nightheart!
09:33Sione spinning the big Anvil around!
09:35Off to Ropin!
09:36Oh, boom!
09:37That'll do it!
09:38Wait a minute, McMahon!
09:39Did you see Captain Lou Albano?
09:41He interfered from the outside!
09:42He hit Anvil in the back!
09:43He did not!
09:44I saw it!
09:45He did not!
09:46I saw the head shrinker
09:47throw the Anvil in,
09:48and Captain Lou was right there
09:49and hit him as hard as he could
09:50right in the back!
09:51Sione tagging in 5-2
09:53and 5-2 has his wits back!
09:55What's he...
09:55No, he doesn't either!
09:565-2 trying to go up
09:57and lost his balance there
09:59for a second time!
10:00If we can just get him up
10:01on that top rope,
10:02we know what happens!
10:04And 5-2 throwing those boots away!
10:06Now he's gonna go up!
10:08Now he's gonna go to the top!
10:10The tag is already made!
10:11The legal man is 5-2!
10:13Jim the Anvil Neinhardt still on his back
10:16and from the top!
10:17Wait a minute!
10:17Owen!
10:18Oh!
10:19Owen Hart just hooked the ankle
10:21up on 2-2, who's the legal man!
10:23Sione going after him!
10:25Sione being stopped by the official!
10:28Meanwhile, Jim the Anvil Neinhardt
10:29is capitalizing on the condition of 5-2!
10:32Wait a minute!
10:32Owen Hart coming off that!
10:34Oh, no!
10:34That did it, McMahon!
10:36On cover by the ankle!
10:37Owen to the outside!
10:38Where are you?
10:39And the official don't beat him this way now!
10:44And Sione makes sure,
10:46although again,
10:47risking disqualification!
10:49It doesn't matter how you lose!
10:51Hey, wait a minute!
10:52Come on, Rick!
10:52Do your job!
10:53Look, look, look, look!
10:54What is he doing?
10:59What's this?
11:02Wait a minute!
11:03What's going on?
11:03The official has stopped the match!
11:05He's in all the place!
11:06He's in all the place!
11:06He's in all the place!
11:09Oh, no!
11:10Head Shrinkers have won the match!
11:12I cannot believe it!
11:14Owen Hart disqualified for using the boot!
11:18It was in his hand as he struck 5-2!
11:21The victors over Head Shrinkers!
11:24Oh, yeah!
11:26Take a look at those catchers!
11:27They are losers, at least, for the moment!
11:30But let's talk about winners!
11:32Yes, here we see the bracketing again!
11:34The Head Shrinkers!
11:35Just as you predicted!
11:36I am right!
11:37This is terrible!
11:38Right, yeah, sure it is!
11:39The Head Shrinkers!
11:40Victorious!
11:41And now they will face Bam Bam and Tataka!
11:43And the semifinals, of course!
11:45The Heavenly Bodies will meet the winners of next week's matchup!
11:49The Smoking Guns!
11:50We're off against Well Done!
11:52Right now, let's take you to live event news!
11:55Hey, we're ready to go!
12:03Just doing a little set, undecorating for the New Year!
12:05Happy New Year, World Wrestling Federation fans!
12:07I'm Stephanie Wyand for live event news!
12:10There certainly have been some strange goings-on in the WWF of late.
12:14Two weeks ago, on Monday Night Raw, Made in the USA, Lex Luger stumbled upon some very interesting findings in his knock-down, drag-out match with Erwin R. Scheister.
12:24As all of us looked on, one of IRS's infamous Druids interfered in the match, causing an infuriated Luger to leave the ring to pursue the figure cloaked in black.
12:32Luger was unable to return to the ring in sufficient time to avoid a count-out and subsequently lost the match to the taxman.
12:38However, the real story materialized after Lex caught up with the Druid.
12:43Luger unveiled this presence only to find a man who, made in the USA, is very familiar with, the Native American Tatanka.
12:50So, live event news decided to take a closer look at IRS's mysterious Druids and where their roots are planted in the landscape of the World Wrestling Federation.
12:58Are these men really some sort of mystical beings or just members of Ted DiBiase's corporation,
13:03watching the taxman's back and protecting one of the million-dollar man's most prized assets, as we saw on Raw?
13:09Let's investigate.
13:11In ancient times, a Druid was a Celtic priest, an entity with incredible power and prestige amongst peers.
13:17So, what would Druids be doing with Erwin R. Scheister, a man not known for his spirituality?
13:22Some feel the Druids are just hired ring goons paid to interfere in IRS's matches.
13:26But the most popular explanation for these hooded men, despite Tatanka's appearance on Raw, is frightening in its scope and implications.
13:34That is, of course, that the Druids are genuine.
13:37We know IRS will battle the Undertaker at the upcoming Royal Rumble in three weeks.
13:41In terms of other worldly powers, the taxman has nothing that competes with Paul Bearer
13:46and the mystical urn that accompanies the man from the dark side to the ring for each contest.
13:50It seems obvious IRS plans to have his Druids offset the Undertaker's mighty urn and the powers contained within.
13:56I don't know what to believe yet, so stay tuned, WWF fans, as this mystery continues.
14:05Old Double J here. Hello, folks.
14:07And here I'm standing, in the middle of Las Vegas, Nevada, the entertainment capital of the world.
14:13You know, all the bigwigs want to talk to Double J.
14:15They're wanting me to just sing one song off my debut album.
14:19Ain't I great? They're rolling out the red carpets.
14:22They're welcoming me with open arms.
14:24Razor Ramon, you've never had treatment like this, now have you, boy?
14:28And I do mean boy.
14:29But let's get to the point.
14:30One thing's for sure, Razor Ramon, I'll put one on you, boy.
14:34I'm going to make that belt disappear from your waist and appear on old Double J.
14:40Razor Ramon on a collision course with Double J.
14:43Jeff Jarrett, that matchup will not take place in Las Vegas, Nevada.
14:47Oh, no, we're talking about the Royal Rumble.
14:50We're talking about Tampa, Florida, Sun Dome.
14:53The location on Sunday night, January the 22nd.
14:58Take a look at Ramon.
14:59It looks like Santa brought Razor that extra grease he needed for his hair.
15:03Do you think maybe his New Year's resolution might be to wash his hair once in a while?
15:07Oh, my goodness!
15:10You can bet his New Year's resolution is to set off some more fireworks.
15:15Promotional consideration paid for by the following.
15:24WF Raw is war.
15:27Well, I've got to say, Razor has his own unique style, that's for sure.
15:33What a matchup it's likely to be.
15:36Razor Ramon against Double J.
15:37Jeff Jarrett, although Jarrett won't be matching strength with the bad guy.
15:43Too smart for that, I would suggest.
15:45Why don't you mention the fact that Razor Ramon just had to resort to pulling the brawler's hair to get him down?
15:50I didn't see that.
15:51But what I will mention is the fact that at least one of your New Year's resolutions didn't come true.
15:58That was the one in which you said you're going to resolve never to be wrong again.
16:02You were wrong.
16:03You predicted the anvil and Owen Hart to be victorious.
16:06They were not.
16:08Well, you know, what are New Year's resolutions made for?
16:11To be broken, right?
16:12Wait a minute.
16:14I made a New Year's resolution last year to be kind and considerate and nice.
16:18and then I decided, nah, I'd rather just be myself.
16:22I can understand that.
16:24I hope so.
16:26Razor Ramon in the Brooklyn Brawler hooking back up.
16:29Look at this.
16:30Razor with the use of Fist of Cuffs uppercut there.
16:33Coming off the rope and uh-oh, uh-oh, uh-oh.
16:35Razor has him right where he wants him.
16:38Razor Ramon with the brawler up in the air.
16:41The Brooklyn Brawler has no place to go.
16:44The brawler, ladies and gentlemen, is saying, oh no, not the Razors.
16:48Edge, and you wonder whether or not Double J is looking on and saying,
16:52I hope this doesn't happen to me.
16:55And if it, oh, a little pink belly there.
16:57And I, I hope that if in fact the Razor's Edge is put on me at the Rumble,
17:02I hope I'll still be able to sing.
17:05You gotta be kidding me, McMahon.
17:07I can tell you this, Double J does not fear the Razor's Edge
17:10because he will not experience it.
17:11Oh, really?
17:12That man will be singing.
17:13He'll be singing the blues when the belt is gone.
17:16Let's take you now to the WWF Royal Rumble Report.
17:36Happy New Year, everybody.
17:38It's Todd Pettengill with your Royal Rumble Report
17:40here on WWF Superstars.
17:42I don't know about you, but I have already made my New Year's resolutions.
17:46I've completely given up bungee jumping and skydiving.
17:50Not that I ever did those things,
17:53but why give up something you're gonna miss?
17:55Hey, speaking of things not to be missed,
17:58the 1995 Royal Rumble is now just three weeks away.
18:01It all happens Sunday, January 22nd, 7 Eastern, 4 Pacific,
18:06totally live from the Sun Dome in Tampa, Florida,
18:08and exclusively on pay-per-view cable TV.
18:11Now, we're talking about the world's largest beach party
18:14and a night of unforgettable action.
18:16Let's jump right into the water
18:18and talk about the actual Royal Rumble match itself,
18:21a personal yearly highlight for me.
18:23It's my favorite match of the entire year.
18:2530 awesome WWF Superstars will draw numbers
18:28to determine their order of appearance in the match.
18:30It's all really about the luck of the draw.
18:32We begin with two Superstars in the ring,
18:34then every 60 seconds thereafter,
18:37another WWF Superstar comes down the aisle
18:39to join the action.
18:40That means, do the math, 30 guys in 30 minutes.
18:44The only way you can be eliminated
18:45is by being thrown over the top rope
18:48and having your feet touch the floor.
18:50It is definitely every man for himself.
18:52No friends, no partners, only 29 other guys to beat.
18:57Now, let's run the field of competitors
18:59as it stands right now.
19:01Last year's co-winner with a hitman, Lex Luger.
19:04The awesome King Kong Bundy.
19:07Doink the Clown.
19:08Former WWF Champion Bob Backlund,
19:11who will have 29 other opportunities
19:13to cinch in that cross-faced chicken wing.
19:17All the WWF wrestlers in the Royal Rumble
19:20are part of your society.
19:23They're not good enough to be in my society.
19:26And this Royal Rumble,
19:29I will reign superior to everyone.
19:34You will also see the martial arts expert, Quang.
19:38The destructive, Adam Baum.
19:41Duke, the dumpster drossy.
19:43The legendary, Dick Murdoch.
19:46From Bitters, Arkansas, Henry Godwin.
19:50Aldo Montoya, the Portuguese Man of War.
19:52The British Bulldog, Davey Boy Smith.
19:56Moe.
19:57And Mabel from Men on a Mission.
19:59However, they are not partners in this one.
20:02They'll both be on a mission to win it.
20:04In addition, it's the high-flying 1-2-3 kid.
20:09Bob Holly.
20:10And the heartbreak kid, Shawn Michaels.
20:13Now, folks, last week here on WWF Superstars,
20:16the Bushwhackers were eliminated from the tag team tournament.
20:19And now they are officially in the Royal Rumble.
20:22Earlier on this week, Owen Hart and the Anvil
20:25were bounced from contention by the Head Shrinkers.
20:27It's quite possible Owen Hart and the Anvil
20:30will now enter this year's Royal Rumble match as well.
20:33And remember, the winner of this prestigious match
20:36is automatically guaranteed
20:38a shot at the WWF Championship at WrestleMania XI.
20:42The WWF title will likely be held
20:45by one of these two superstars.
20:47Big Daddy Cool Diesel for the hitman, Bret Hart.
20:50They will face one another
20:52at this year's Royal Rumble Spectacular.
20:54The awesome strength and power of Diesel
20:57against the speed, the quickness,
20:59and veteran prowess of the hitman,
21:01who feels he will be 100%
21:03when he faces Big Daddy Cool in Tampa.
21:07Let's hear from both marquee superstars
21:09in the battle of the new WWF generation.
21:12You know, being off all this time
21:15has given me a chance to, you know, to heal up.
21:19And the hitman feels 100%.
21:21I feel excellent.
21:22And I can't wait to get back in action.
21:26You know, being off with my family,
21:28it's been a great Christmas.
21:29And it's been wonderful to actually spend time
21:31with my family after so many years of being gone
21:35and working Christmas all the time.
21:36I had some great memories with my family,
21:39some cherished memories this Christmas
21:41and some things I'm never going to forget.
21:43But at the same time, I've been able to reflect on,
21:45you know, I guess the negative things,
21:47what Owen did and whatnot.
21:48And I noticed Owen,
21:49that you didn't show up for Christmas dinner this year,
21:51but I'm not going to harp on that right now.
21:54Owen, you'll get your just due.
21:56And, you know, I think I'm going to get my just due.
21:59I got what I wanted for Christmas.
22:00And what I wanted was a title shot in Diesel.
22:02He was good enough and fair enough
22:03to give me that shot in the Royal Rumble.
22:06So in 1995, you know, everything looks real positive
22:10and I can't wait to get back in action.
22:13And so I guess all I can really say
22:14is I want to wish everybody,
22:16everybody a real, real happy New Year.
22:18Except, Owen, I hope you have a rotten, rotten New Year.
22:22Check this out.
22:241995, year of the diesel.
22:28Eh? Year of the diesel.
22:29You like that? I like that.
22:31You know what?
22:311995 is a year of the diesel.
22:35The World Wrestling Federation
22:37has never run more efficiently than it has right now.
22:40And that's because it's running on diesel power.
22:44You know, Brett,
22:451995, I'm sure you've got a few resolutions
22:48that aren't quite what mine are.
22:51That's right.
22:51I think one of your resolutions is to get this back.
22:54Well, Brett, you've got to go through me to do that.
22:56In addition to that incredible matchup,
23:00you will see the one and only Undertaker
23:03lock off with Irwin R. Shyster.
23:05Will it be another victim for the Undertaker?
23:08Or will IRS prevail?
23:10Who will the Druids be?
23:11And will they figure into the outcome in this match?
23:13We will hear from the Undertaker coming up in a few minutes
23:16on the Heartbreak Hotel.
23:17This should be quite an evening of action in Tampa, Florida, folks.
23:20In addition to the awesome card we've already told you about,
23:23the finals for the WWF Tag Team Tournament
23:26will also take place
23:27at this year's Royal Rumble Spectacular
23:29just three weeks away.
23:31Sunday, January the 22nd
23:33from the Sun Dome in Tampa, Florida,
23:357 Eastern, 4 Pacific,
23:37and totally live on pay-per-view.
23:39This isn't just another wrestling pay-per-view.
23:42We're talking about the WWF,
23:43the global leader in pay-per-view events.
23:46I mean, who else could land
23:47Pamela Anderson to host things?
23:49Uh-huh.
23:50Pamela Anderson,
23:51the star of the hit TV show Baywatch,
23:54will be the official guest host
23:56for the 1995 Royal Rumble.
23:58Call the cable system in your area right now
24:01and join the beach party.
24:02Come on, the water's gonna be fine
24:04and the action's gonna be hotter than ever.
24:07As a matter of fact,
24:08rumors are already flying around
24:10that some other Tampa-area celebs
24:11may be stopping by.
24:13Who knows, maybe George Steinbrenner
24:14or Gloria Estefan?
24:16We will find out
24:17as we get ready to rumble.
24:19Now, stay with us, folks.
24:21When we come back here on WWF Superstars,
24:23it's the martial arts expert, Quang,
24:25along with manager, Harvey Wippleman.
24:27Maybe they'll share some of their
24:29New Year's resolutions with us.
24:31Stay with us.
24:32Welcome back, everyone, to more WWF Action.
24:41Vince McMahon here,
24:41along with Jerry the King Lawler,
24:43a very unhappy king.
24:44I guess maybe Santa didn't come through for you, huh?
24:47Well, I got another New Year's resolution.
24:50You have another one?
24:51Yeah.
24:51What is it?
24:52That's to spend Valentine's Day with Pamela Anderson.
24:55Oh, my goodness.
24:57What is it?
24:58Well, everyone certainly will want to spend
25:00the Royal Rumble with Pamela Anderson,
25:03but Valentine's Day?
25:04Oh, yeah.
25:05You and Pamela?
25:06It could happen.
25:06What a man.
25:08I think maybe you and Phyllis Diller could happen.
25:11Phyllis Diller?
25:12You remember Phyllis Diller, don't you?
25:13Yeah.
25:13Whatever happened to her?
25:14I don't know.
25:15She's had so many facelifts.
25:16You know that cleft in her chin?
25:17Yeah.
25:18Used to be her belly button.
25:19Well, actually, I think maybe you and Phyllis Diller
25:22might have something in common.
25:24What's that?
25:25Well, what happened to Phyllis Diller?
25:27Soon they're going to be saying,
25:28what happened to Jerry the King Lawler?
25:29Oh, come on.
25:31Yeah, I'll be out on a date with Pamela Anderson.
25:33Wow.
25:34That I must see.
25:35There you see Harvey Whippleman, ladies and gentlemen,
25:37along with Quang,
25:38who unquestionably is a tremendous martial artist.
25:42And Harvey having some problems
25:44and a confrontation of sorts as of late
25:47as Quang goes to work.
25:49And Harvey apparently does not get along at all
25:52with ring announcer Howard Finkel.
25:54Well, who could?
25:55Howard?
25:56Howard Finkel?
25:57Howard's been around a long, long time.
25:59Quang missing with that?
26:00He has been around a long, long time.
26:03Quartermain coming off the roll.
26:04Oh, my goodness.
26:05Buck Quartermain down to the canvas.
26:07I'll tell you this.
26:08I think that Harvey has pushed his luck
26:10with Howard Finkel.
26:11And if the Fink gets angry,
26:13I'll tell you what, I'd love to see.
26:16Well, I guess you could call it a...
26:17Oh, my.
26:18Look at this.
26:21All right.
26:22And here we go.
26:23You know, Quang just has to do something
26:26about that case of indigestion.
26:27He keeps coughing up this stuff.
26:30I'm going to tell him that you're making fun of him.
26:33I'm not really making fun of him.
26:34Yes, you are.
26:35Yes, you are.
26:35Look at this Quartermain guy.
26:37Look at those boots.
26:38I think he's got another pair of boots just like that at home.
26:40Oh, wait a minute.
26:41Here we go.
26:41And a roll up.
26:42One, two.
26:43Oh, my.
26:44Quartermain off the rope.
26:46Quartermain.
26:46Yes.
26:47Flying party pass.
26:48And a two light.
26:50Quang coming off it.
26:51A boot to the kisser there.
26:53Quang back in control.
26:55Yeah, he's showing Harvey what to do to Howard Finkel.
26:58As a matter of fact, earlier we picked up these comments from Howard Finkel himself.
27:02Harvey, I apologize for pulling your pants down on Monday Night Raw.
27:06But I was only trying to prevent you from cheating in that match.
27:10I can see what Howard Finkel got for Christmas.
27:13What's that?
27:14He got bald and fat.
27:15And I can't wait to see Harvey Whippleman rip that cheap tuxedo right off of him.
27:20That's what he got for Christmas in a new tuxedo.
27:22Oh, boy.
27:23What do you?
27:24Harvey do what?
27:25I'd like to see him rip that cheap tuxedo right off of that idiot Howard Finkel.
27:28On cover here and Quang with a victory.
27:31And how do you know that's a cheap tuxedo that Howard was wearing?
27:37Well, I don't know where he got it, but every time organ music plays, the arms fold.
27:43Well, courtesy of the Holiday Wish Tour.
27:45I don't understand that.
27:46The organ music plays in the arms fold.
27:47Never mind.
27:48Let's take you down to the Heartbreak Hotel.
27:53Well, welcome again, kids, to the Heartbreak Hotel.
27:59Yeah, there he is, McMahon.
28:00And the winner of the Royal Rumble match.
28:01Now, I'm going to get right down to it tonight.
28:06My guest this week on the Heartbreak Hotel has been under close investigation by IRS.
28:17Darryl Strawberry?
28:18And at the WWF Royal Rumble, Erwin R. Shyster is going to have a chance to make this man pay up.
28:28So, please welcome at this time, along with his manager, Paul Bear, The Undertaker.
28:37The Undertaker, the man who buried Yokozuna at the past Survivor Series.
28:54Yeah, The Undertaker on his way to the WWF Royal Rumble.
28:59Yes, led by this foolish-looking Paul Bear.
29:03And The Undertaker will be meeting Erwin R. Shyster, who has spent a great deal of time in cemeteries as of late.
29:12And making fun of a number of deceased individuals who allegedly have not paid their taxes.
29:20That's right.
29:21A bunch of tax cheats that have already kicked the bucket, trying to take it with them.
29:25Well, everyone knows you can't take it with you.
29:29And The Undertaker, ladies and gentlemen, well, maybe, maybe there is an exception.
29:33And we might be looking at him right now.
29:37Yes, perhaps an exception to almost every rule.
29:40The Undertaker returned at SummerSlam victorious at the Survivor Series.
29:47And word has it that Yokozuna is, uh, what do you think he's doing these days?
29:52Pushing up daisies?
29:54Come on.
29:55Well, all right, in the rice field, then.
29:59Look at this Paul Bear.
30:00He had to get a coffin for his shoulders.
30:02Because he's dead from the neck up.
30:06Look, I don't know.
30:07I don't know about you, but is it a little chilly in here?
30:10I feel like there's a draft coming in here.
30:13What is the problem with the lights?
30:14Would somebody please turn on the lights?
30:21Where's the light switch right, man?
30:22Let me go.
30:24And, uh, I believe The Undertaker has said, let there be light.
30:28Oh!
30:29And, no, that's not what he said.
30:34It's not funny.
30:35Shawn Michaels!
30:36That's, uh, not exactly the answer I was looking for.
30:41I guess not.
30:42That's just the way we like it.
30:45Now we feel more at home.
30:50And, oh, and our shyster, my Undertaker has some special words just for you.
31:00Oh, my goodness.
31:01Well, not polite to, uh, talk with your hat on, so.
31:10I think if I was Shawn, I'd let, uh, Paul Bear hold that microphone.
31:14But I see he's holding The Undertaker's hat.
31:16Just slide that hat under one of those chins, Paul Bear, like a bookmark.
31:19The cemeteries for which I stroll most often are filled with the souls of former superstars of the World Wrestling Federation
31:37who have tried to oppose me now, I.R.S.
31:45Not only do you try and attack the physical being of The Undertaker,
31:52you have attacked the final burial rites of the recently departed John Doe.
32:06Yeah, and Pillsbury's upset about that, too.
32:14Pillsbury.
32:15IRS, there comes a time in everyone's life
32:23where they must be held accountable
32:26for their actions.
32:32At the Royal Rumble,
32:35IRS,
32:37you
32:37must be made to pay.
32:41That'll be a switch.
32:51Not any government,
32:53but you must pay the reaper.
33:06At the Royal Rumble,
33:08if you deem it necessary,
33:12IRS,
33:13to bring your so-called druids,
33:18you can rest assured
33:19that all my creatures of the night
33:25will be present.
33:37IRS,
33:38rest in peace.
33:44There you have it from The Undertaker.
33:46You can rest assured.
33:48You can rest in peace.
33:50Or there's
33:51no rest for the weary, I guess.
33:54We'll be back as WWF Superstars continues
33:57with Hog Farmer, Henry Godwin.
33:59Welcome back, everyone, to more WWF action.
34:08How about that Undertaker, huh?
34:10Yeah, how about this guest ring announcer?
34:12What's his name?
34:12Rob Heisey.
34:13Go ahead.
34:13This contest, scheduled for one fall.
34:16Listen to that voice.
34:17Currently in the ring from VS Minnesota.
34:18He's been to the Howard Finkel School of Broadcasting.
34:20Would you leave him alone, please?
34:22Oh, you know it's a mail order, of course.
34:25The Howard Finkel School of Broadcasting?
34:27Yeah, I didn't know he had a school of broadcasting.
34:29Listen, that's what you sound like after you graduate.
34:31Here they come.
34:36Henry Godwin.
34:40All right.
34:41And Henry takes a look at
34:42some of the varmints.
34:46Uh-huh.
34:47There's a good look at Henry Godwin.
34:48He is a tough individual, ladies and gentlemen.
34:52And making quite a reputation for himself
34:53here in the World Wrestling Federation.
34:56And quite an accomplished wrestler, I might add.
34:59Take a look at him, Henry.
35:00Henry, those hogs look better than these people, don't they?
35:03Would you please be kind?
35:04What?
35:04Why not make that one of your New Year's resolutions?
35:07You gotta be kidding me.
35:09Henry Godwin against John Paul.
35:12Henry, by the way, one of the 30 participants
35:14who will compete in the WWF Royal Rumble matchup itself.
35:20Henry, certainly accustomed to being around the livestock,
35:24will probably be right at home there at the Royal Rumble.
35:27He seems to be kind of itching and scratching,
35:30and what do you think there?
35:31Itching and scratching.
35:32Well, I mean, he's scratching himself when he came out.
35:35It's rubbing up against the ring post there.
35:38Itching to get into the Rumble.
35:39Paul coming off the rope.
35:41He may have fleas.
35:43John Paul?
35:44No.
35:46Henry Godwin.
35:47What do you think we could get him for the fleas?
35:50I beg your pardon?
35:51Well, I think John and Arkansas...
35:53How about the British Bulldog?
35:54I see.
35:56That would be good.
35:57Uh-huh.
35:58The British Bulldog, obviously, another participant in the Royal Rumble matchup.
36:03Who will win the over-the-top rope Royal Rumble?
36:06It might be this man, Henry Godwin,
36:08who's really taking it to John Paul.
36:10And Henry Godwin, I wouldn't suggest, by the way, it would be fleas.
36:16It might be, what do they call them in Arkansas?
36:18Chiggers?
36:19Is that what they call them?
36:20Chiggers?
36:20Well, I think there's such a thing.
36:23Well, hanging around the hog pen, no telling what you're going to get.
36:25By the way, speaking of the hogs...
36:27What?
36:28This is the year of the hog, or the year of the pig, or something like that, isn't it?
36:31If you're Chinese, although, which Henry Godwin is obviously not Chinese.
36:35It's the year 4,693, I believe.
36:40Uh-oh.
36:41Really done your homework, hadn't you, McMahon?
36:43On Chiggers?
36:44No.
36:45And Paul, down to the canvas.
36:47You need to take a little trip down to Bitters, Arkansas.
36:49Why is that?
36:50Well, just get some first-hand knowledge of that.
36:52You wouldn't believe how small Bitters, Arkansas is.
36:55I know.
36:56Oh, Morgan's Corner, Arkansas.
36:57That was the home of the former WWF great haystacks Calhoun years ago.
37:03Morgan's Corner is a thriving metropolis compared to Bitters.
37:06Wait a minute, look at this.
37:06He's a...
37:07Henry Godwin caught in a mush!
37:10Bitters, Arkansas is so small...
37:12Oh!
37:12Oh, their art museum is a painted turtle.
37:16That's small.
37:16Yeah.
37:17They bought their fire engine from Waterpik.
37:21Oh, Henry Godwin, Waterpik.
37:23Oh, did you see that?
37:25I saw it!
37:26That was the...
37:27What does he call it?
37:28The slop drop.
37:29Slop drop?
37:30Yeah.
37:31Henry Godwin victorious with what he calls the slop drop.
37:36And, uh...
37:37It's making me itch.
37:38Oh, look at her!
37:40Woo!
37:40She not only has pigtails, she points.
37:42She is your winner!
37:43She had a mouthful of slop, too.
37:45Godwin!
37:46Henry Godwin victorious!
37:48How dare you?
37:49Come in.
37:49Tyson, Foreman, uh-uh.
37:59I'm the toughest man to ever put on a pair of gloves.
38:02Grappling?
38:13They banned me from the sport because I didn't play by the rules.
38:17I don't like to play.
38:19Ty boxing, nobody can withstand my arsenal of punishing blows.
38:33I hear that the toughest men in the world are in the World Wrestling Federation.
38:48That's why I'm making the WWF my final destination.
38:53Kama, the supreme fighting machine, on his way to the World Wrestling Federation.
39:00And here comes yet another WWF superstar doing very well for himself.
39:05Yes, Aldo Montoya.
39:08Yeah, you're really impressed by him, aren't you, McMahon?
39:10Indeed.
39:11Great wrestling technique, lightning-like agility.
39:13Aldo Montoya really making a name for himself here in the World Wrestling Federation in a very
39:19short period of time, and I might add, also one of the 30 participants in the WWF Royal Rumble matchup.
39:31Aldo Montoya, ladies and gentlemen, getting ready to lock up with Mike Bell.
39:35As I recall, the present that you were allegedly to give me was some sort of a special headset,
39:40which we don't need to get into that.
39:42Aldo, with Mike Bell down to canvas, over Mike Bell, now from the far side, and Aldo Montoya!
39:47Mike Bell over the hip, and a drop check, and to the outside, Mike Bell!
39:53And wait a minute, Aldo Montoya, we have seen, look at this.
39:56What's he gonna do?
39:56Montoya's gonna go over the top to the outside!
40:00Aldo Montoya, a very exciting newcomer here to the World Wrestling Federation.
40:05By the way, you owe that young lady an apology that you made horrible reference to earlier on,
40:11making reference to her as some sort of likeness to Henry Godwin's Critters.
40:15Oh, yeah, well, don't hold your breath till I apologize to that, Sal.
40:20I think that happens to be Diane Rosati.
40:23Who?
40:24From the Rosati sisters, you know.
40:27Sisters?
40:28I thought things that looked like that came in litters.
40:31I know, wait a minute, she's part of the Tank Sisters, right?
40:35The Tank Sisters?
40:36I don't believe I've heard of the Tank Sisters.
40:37Yeah, Sherman and Septic.
40:39I saw them sitting there.
40:41That'd be a horrible first name for someone to name women.
40:45Sherman.
40:46Septic.
40:47Two and a count!
40:48No, almost a count of three.
40:50Tank Sisters, indeed.
40:52On behalf of the WWF, we certainly apologize.
40:55To the Septic sisters.
40:56To the Rosati sisters.
40:58Excuse me.
40:58Montoya for the ride!
41:00To the buckle!
41:00No, he goes right over.
41:01Oh!
41:02Hey, Mike Bell!
41:03Did you see that?
41:04Mike Bell coming after Montoya, ran face first and did a buckle, almost knocked himself.
41:08Silly, Montoya's up on the top, and a dropkick from way up above.
41:14How about Montoya, one of the new WWF superstars, arriving here on the scene with apparently a lot more to come.
41:21Makes you a little uncomfortable, doesn't it?
41:22What do you mean by that?
41:23Mike Bell having problems, that's what I said.
41:26If I was in there with him, whoa, he wouldn't do that.
41:29A cover, a count, and a victory!
41:32I'd take that silly mask off his head, that's what I'd do.
41:36Sure you would.
41:37So why don't you sign up for the match, then?
41:39The King versus Aldo Montoya.
41:41Where do I sign?
41:42Where do you sign?
41:43I don't have a pen here.
41:44Yeah, it'd be like another one of your New Year's resolutions as we go back to the replay.
41:48Take a look at this.
41:49Thinks this really hot stuff flying around like that.
41:52We should try that on me.
41:53Yeah, I'd like to see it myself.
41:54And that right there, I'd have moved out of the way!
41:57Sure you would.
41:57I would've!
41:58After he ran over you, Aldo Montoya, ladies and gentlemen.
42:03Unquestionably, he has made his New Year's resolutions, and his are likely to come true.
42:08Please, I know for those, Happy New Year!
42:10All right!
42:11Stand by for Live Event News!
42:12Welcome back to Live Event News, World Wrestling Federation fans, and once again, Happy New Year!
42:23I'm Stephanie Wyand.
42:25The WWF Tag Team Championship Tournament has been unbelievable so far, and next week, we'll
42:31be seeing the final match in the first round exclusively on WWF Superstars.
42:35We all saw the tag team update earlier in the hour, so let's take a look at what's coming
42:40our way in tag team action.
42:42Next week, we'll see another match in the tournament that promises to challenge the limits of these
42:46two teams' endurance and ring skills when Harvey Whippleman's Well Done takes on those rodeo
42:51cowboys, Bart and Billy the Smoking Guns.
42:54The winner of this match advances to the semifinals of the tournament, where they'll take on the
42:58heavenly bodies.
43:00Well Done's manager, Harvey Whippleman, currently feuding with Monday Night Raw announcer Howard
43:04Finkel, has never been accused of not being able to speak his mind.
43:08Live Event News caught up with Harvey, Timothy Well, and Stephen Dunn.
43:11They had these comments.
43:13I don't like you!
43:14Timothy Well don't like you!
43:16Stephen Dunn don't like you!
43:18You know why?
43:19Because you stink!
43:20And you're ugly!
43:21And we hate you!
43:22And you know what?
43:23All the people out there hate losers!
43:25And you know what?
43:26They're gonna hate you!
43:27Because y'all are gonna be losers after you face Well Done!
43:30And you're stinking losers!
43:31Because you won't bathe before your matches or afterwards!
43:35Harvey, I know living conditions out there in the range probably aren't the greatest, but
43:38that's a little strong.
43:40Well Done brings some crafty wrestling skills to the ring, and with Whippleman in their corner
43:44calling the shots, the smoking guns will have their hands full.
43:47We also had an opportunity to speak with Bart and Billy.
43:49They seem full of holiday cheer and very confident.
43:52My brother and I didn't get a chance to give you your gift.
43:55But that's okay, fellas, because it's not coming gift wrap, it's coming in the ring.
44:00Yee-haw!
44:01I learned a little while ago from a friend of Bart Dunn that the brothers are in the finest
44:05shape of their careers and psychologically appear ready to go all the way to the finals.
44:09The final match in the first round of the tournament exclusively on WWE of superstars.
44:14And if you want to know my opinion, my money's going on the smoking guns to take it all.
44:17Happy New Year, ladies and gentlemen.
44:25Yes, it's a brand new year for the World Wrestling Federation and the new WWF Generation.
44:30I assure you, however, it will not be the year of the king.
44:33Oh, don't bet on it.
44:35It's out with the old and in with the new.
44:37And my New Year's resolution is to make this the year of the king.
44:41Well, I would suggest that Diesel is likely to disagree with that.
44:44But then again, there you go, as always, blowing your own horn.
44:50Next week, joining us for action right here on WWF Superstars, the British Bulldog.
44:56What?
44:56Who will be joined by the likes of Bob Backlund, two-time WWF champion.
45:02Huh?
45:02Who?
45:03In action as well will be from Men on a Mission, Meebo.
45:07I can't hear a thing.
45:08In the Heartbreak Hotel, King Kong Bundy.
45:12And then from there, of course, the Tag Team Championship Tournament continues.
45:17The Smoking Guns meet well done exclusively here on Superstars next week.
45:24All of that in addition to a newcomer making his debut, Mentor.
45:29Manowar, we just saw him.
45:32Jerry the King Law will be closed caption next week.
45:34We'll see you, ladies and gentlemen.
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