Ullu Web Series
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00:00Woo-hoo! Say cheese.
00:10What are you doing?
00:12France Mahani-san making out for the homeless girl.
00:15What a shame. Everybody needs to see it.
00:18Give it back.
00:18Whoa, whoa, whoa. It's too late.
00:21The video is already on the internet.
00:25Have a nice day.
00:30Whatever fits into this shoe is going to go to Balrogate.
00:46And what about this?
00:49Are you kidding? We're not going to...
00:57No, give it back.
00:58No. Give it back if you're going.
01:00No. It's just...
01:02It's just coming.
01:05Well, now it's your turn.
01:07No.
01:11And I'll give you much more.
01:13Just a little later.
01:17Please.
01:25Okay.
01:26Get up.
01:38Excellent. Let's go.
01:44What's now?
01:46A hundred bucks each to my friends and...
01:49I'm in.
01:50But now?
01:52Whatever you say, Cinderella.
01:53Let's go.
01:57Let's go.
02:06Are you sure this all is a good idea?
02:10Relax and don't be so nervous.
02:12Your job is just to have fun until I or a friend will call you.
02:16Is that your husband?
02:17Yeah.
02:19The greatest different, my honey.
02:21Future mayor of this city.
02:23And this one is...
02:25Nobody.
02:25Just forget about him.
02:27You better get something to eat at the buffet.
02:30I'll be right back soon.
02:31Be careful with that.
02:53be careful with that oh sorry um are you going to eat this
03:06why if it was less than 10 seconds on the floor then it doesn't count right
03:18oh um well i guess i'm not hungry
03:21oh good evening honey what's up um let me introduce you to this lady she's so special
03:34um stacy brown
03:38so that's what special means
03:47oh well mr mrs girlson as i see you have already met our special guest right yeah so this is
04:00is your special friend exactly by the way the author is amazing today you should try them
04:07stacy enjoy no thank you i'm not hungry what's wrong you're gonna love them for sure
04:13go ahead just try
04:15well nice choice stacy but you're supposed to slurp it next time dear oh in your language it sounds like
04:43right
04:44i can bring this to death
04:49kirina she's so funny where did you find her in a hamster this is a classic homeless case
04:58so you invited me here just to make fun of me with your friends but uh it's still funny isn't it
05:08yeah yeah well then you know what i'm the classic human case
05:13oh uh maybe 2000 and you keep hanging out with us no it's so sad
05:23you don't like oysters either it's another kind of joke i'm gonna slap you whoa whoa i'm sorry
05:44i just haven't seen you here around before karina dragged me here to make fun of me
05:52oh yeah that's her style
05:56i can't stand her why because karina and her friends
06:06anyway i'm sick of these rich people do you have any plans tonight
06:13well look these aren't my clothes and uh well i'm i'm homeless
06:25so what
06:28usually nobody talks to me after that i don't care
06:35one more thing i have burritos in the backyard
06:41well that sounds definitely better than oysters
06:50good
06:51oh um
06:54oh and uh and then these roses are called dark moons and they're very hardy and they save moisture for
07:01other plants and they say that um they're red because a drop of blood from aphrodite is food
07:07well yeah how do you know what it is well um i uh i went to the uni and uh i was supposed to
07:19be a plant leader so why didn't you well um um in my third year my uh my mom got sick
07:33a cancer and uh you know um the insurance didn't cover everything so uh we had to sell basically
07:45everything and uh then it it was all in vain and um my mom passed away and my dad basically
07:58uh couldn't understand the grief
08:03i'm sorry
08:06well anyway that's how i became a homeless breeder
08:10homeless breeder yeah that's a good one
08:17wait so you're
08:21you're the son of the same frank mahoney
08:24yeah that's right karina will soon be my stepmother
08:29and it's the worst thing that could ever happen and why didn't you tell me about your father
08:35you hate rich people you wouldn't have talking to me money is just a tool and
08:42people should be charged by their actions
08:44i'm sorry i wanted you to like me because i like you then uh
08:55let's run away
09:00wait what about dad i have to explain him everything and how are we going to leave we're going to figure
09:08something out together come on sorry i i can't
09:18i have to oh you just like the rest of them
09:20i was in shock when i saw that i just talked to her
09:35uh oh it was
09:39karina showed me everything
09:41are you going to feel much you brought her here to humiliated her i threw this party so that all
09:48the city's elite was born and i'm way much of them an idiot whose son kisses a silly homeless woman
09:54don't talk about her like that no you're going to get on the mic and say it was a job and that the
10:00homeless belong in the dumpster i won't then you're not getting another penny from me
10:12ladies and gentlemen i think you've all seen that video right now but
10:18it was a joke by my son he will explain everything
10:29friends there's been a mistake i didn't think he just just took that
10:34dad why did you feel that we'll talk about it later
10:41but the real joke is that i'm still here with you people because none of you arrogant jerk are worth
10:52the dirt and stasis fingernail she came here with a sincere heart and you mocked her
10:59you know what i'd rather be in a dumpster with her than here with you
11:03you're such a stupid idiot don't even dare to show up in our waiting
11:12you idiot and there will be no waiting carina
11:16you're not gonna fit in the dress anyway you look like a sack of potatoes girls hi
11:37are you taking in any homeless people
11:49um what are you doing here i told them all what i really think about them
11:56um now i'm out of that's money and out of the house wow
12:07um
12:17wow
12:17they're not like the one you make but um thank you
12:28it looks not bad
12:33so um what are we gonna do now
12:39what do you mean
12:40two of us yeah you and me what are we gonna do
12:52you know i have an idea
12:58there you go
13:02thank you thank you so much
13:05we're open every day we'll help everyone
13:13i just wanted to tell you how much i love you
13:16i love you too
13:18very much
13:27what are you doing here
13:28it's your family yeah
13:39are you okay
13:41yeah i'm fine
13:44pain is inevitable suffering is optional you remember it
13:48yeah you're still my son
13:52i have a surprise for you do you mind sure
13:55i'm not saying it worked you're fancy
14:04thanks god mother of dad so she doesn't have to see what you've become
14:10girls
14:26i'm sorry i'm an idiot
14:28you're the devil you're unbearable
14:32please sit down
14:40i'm sorry i will never become better but i'd like to spend my last days with you
14:47that's it
14:51okay
15:01is this is this for me yeah that's for you who else needs money
15:10come on take it
15:17it's all for you
15:19son wait i need to talk to you
15:21please
15:22yes
15:23be careful
15:27no yeah sure
15:30hey son
15:31mom how's my boy scout doing why are you here i decided to be like you
15:39a giver not a taker you know
15:43i have some
15:44it smells good
15:53smells good
15:54try it
15:58that's disgusting
16:04that's disgusting
16:06only beggars could eat this
16:10sorry
16:11we just came out
16:14dad
16:15do me a favor
16:17yeah go ahead
16:18get the hell out of here
16:26get the hell out of here
16:31son i'm dying
16:36only got a week maybe two weeks to leave
16:38get out
16:48honey
16:51why did you do that to him
16:52i guess he's a jerk
16:54yeah but uh this jerk is your father
16:57brother
16:59you know so you better
17:01you two better make up
17:03you know you might not have another chance
17:12here you are
17:16what are you doing here i gave you a lot of money
17:19sir thank you
17:20uh but i gave all of it for stacy
17:25and they crazy why did you do that
17:28they took care of us
17:31and they are such nice couple
17:36i thought it was for the best
17:38and you are good father thank you for raising such great son
17:46here is your suit
17:47ah thank you sir
18:08date can i talk to you for a sec
18:10i wanted to ask you something uh
18:19stacy you like her don't you
18:23is that some kind of joke
18:25no serious
18:29she's
18:33she's special
18:35she's the kind of person you want to wake up with and fall asleep with
18:40you know
18:44i used to say the same words about your mom
18:48here
18:51this is the latest elizabeth's waiting for you
18:54she wanted me to give it to you when you found the right person
18:58dad i i wasn't expect this
19:01yes
19:02jay
19:02thank you
19:05and
19:07i'm sorry there is so much that didn't get done in this life
19:12just don't waste your time in vain
19:17i won't thank you
19:18uh honey
19:28yeah
19:28i've been wanting to say this for a long time ago
19:33dad
19:38call an ambulance
19:42where's my phone
19:46can you tell me how much time he has left
19:50well your father needs partial liver transplants so tell me please when you are available for the
19:58preparation to the surgery
20:00me
20:02preparation
20:02i'm sorry
20:03i just thought
20:05you know in such cases the best candidate it's close relatives
20:13he didn't say anything to me
20:15i see
20:16anyway if you change your mind just fill out this one
20:20thank you dr okay
20:27get well daddy
20:38everything is going to be all right honey okay yeah it will
20:42when he's gone
20:44what
20:46what are you talking about don't you get it
20:49it wasn't a sentimental thing he just wanted me to be a donor for him
20:53i know your father is something but i mean this is still your father you know
20:57and if there's any chance to save him we should try
21:01i'm not gonna help a man who thinks only about himself
21:10where are you going well i need to take some fresh air
21:18i'm sorry but it's almost 10 o'clock
21:32there is a real line here oh uh
21:36stacy was supposed to cook him tonight she is not here
21:40what do you mean she's not here none of us have seen her
21:46it's time in the morning she she was supposed to come in last night
21:51it's time in the morning she was supposed to come in last night
22:00i'll be coming the phone
22:03come on
22:09damn it
22:10sir are you okay
22:11where is that form
22:20stacy
22:31hi
22:31take
22:34you're here
22:34you're leaving why did you do this
22:37because that's your father
22:41you know i am
22:42my my dad and my mom left me to really before i even realize how much
22:49i love them
22:50despite all of the difficulties in our relationship
22:53i'm sorry i was such a jerk
22:56it's not me you should apologize
22:57dad i
23:15thanks to stacy i'm fine
23:19i just
23:21i only thought of you when i needed help
23:23i wish i'd done it sooner
23:29please forgive your old man
23:31no you forgive me
23:34i was too proud and stopped burn to make the first step to makeup
23:38you're just like your mom
23:41don't waste your time in me
23:54do
24:07what happened honey
24:11i've been wanting to say this for a long time
24:16do