- 6/3/2025
Hellsing920 takes on Fanboys in an Encore Presentation, years after he died!!!
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00:00Hey guys, what's up? This is Halsing920, and it's time for the Fanboy Chronicles.
00:17Tonight's Fanboy Chronicles is about a fanbase, or rather the fanboys of a fanbase.
00:23I have to keep mentioning that ever since the fuckin' Sonic fans went apeshit on me.
00:28Unfortunately, what I wound up getting were a bunch of messages, comments, and videos from other people
00:35attempting to take my shit completely out of context and try to mold it in their own little way
00:43to make me look like I'm some kind of a douchebag.
00:46Now, I am going to say that I am a little bit of a douchebag, I'm not going to lie about that,
00:51but I'm not as bad as most of these morons are trying to make me out to be, okay?
00:56Let me just attempt to clarify a few things for these people.
01:02Number one, no matter what any one of you say in your videos or in your comments,
01:07I never once in that video said that Ring of Honor sucked. Never.
01:13The thought never even crossed my mind. Never.
01:18However, most of you say that I did. Most of you say I came right out and said the company sucks.
01:24No. I said it's average. I was for the most part indifferent towards a good chunk of it.
01:32I was a little bit harsh about the overuse of spot matches, the fact that they've gone to gimmick wrestling
01:39after being very militant against gimmicks early on.
01:43You know, I covered all that, but you guys now make it basically almost sound like I just pulled over Gabe,
01:49you know, what's his name, the head booker over there and raped him.
01:55But no. I didn't.
01:57Alright?
01:58Hereby call the pop culture catchphrase artists.
02:02These are the idiots who think it's clever to, instead of coming up with something original to say,
02:10they quote movies, TV shows, you know, all that type of happy bullshit.
02:15This was especially prevalent in the late 90s up until around 2001,
02:20when people felt obligated to quote Office Space, Austin Powers, Survivor, Who Wants to be a Millionaire,
02:26and a bunch of other shit, but that was sort of the main chunk of it.
02:30And if you want a really good example, when I was in high school, I used to take a few acting classes.
02:35There was a kid in that class who thought it was so funny for him to do, you know,
02:42for him to do impressions of Dr. Evil and quote the Austin Powers movies.
02:46First of all, his fucking impression was terrible.
02:50The lines he used never fit in with the conversation.
02:55He just did it to get a little bit of attention.
02:58And if I hadn't have controlled my temper any, he would have gotten just the attention that he fucking deserved,
03:05because I was about this close to caving in his skull with a fucking textbook.
03:10So, nowadays, it's people who think that it's, you know, just absolutely fantastic to quote The Office and to quote Napoleon Dynamite.
03:21Or, just to quote Arnold Schwarzenegger.
03:24What line? Any fucking line.
03:26Alright?
03:27Basically, folks, go and look for an album by a band called Austrian Death Machine.
03:32A YouTuber, a guy I greatly respect, his name is Spoonie One, actually did a video where he talks about Austrian Death Machine.
03:39The music is fantastic.
03:40Take any of those song titles, and these fucking idiots will use it in normal conversation.
03:47Okay?
03:49These people drive me absolutely nuts.
03:51I just wish I could just walk up and punch every single one of them in the face about a dozen times.
03:58Second group are people who use internet gaming lingo when they're not gaming.
04:05These are the fucking idiots who feel obligated to use the word pwned in situations that don't call for it.
04:13Alright?
04:14Example, like, people who talk about, like, religious shit.
04:17They will say that God pwned the entire earth except for Noah who built an awesome ark.
04:26Alright?
04:27You don't need to use pwned.
04:29You don't even have to use smoke.
04:31You know, you can just say that God looked down and said, Noah, heads up.
04:36Everybody else, fuck you.
04:37And then there was a gigantic-ass flood.
04:39You know, you don't have to use pwned for that.
04:42These people also like to use the word uber for everything.
04:46Something is, like, uber, you know, awesome.
04:49Or, you know, this kill was just, like, uber pwned.
04:52Guys, last time I checked, uber is a German variation on the word super.
04:59Why do you have to say uber?
05:01It sounds fucking stupid every single time that you say it.
05:05Same thing, also, with the people who feel obligated to pronounce the word the with its oftentimes,
05:12phonetically, purposely misspelled, teh.
05:16T-E-H.
05:17Now, I can understand if people spell that and it, I mean, people type it out like that and it's an osticat typo.
05:22They're, they're fucking idiots who like to spell that.
05:24Then three hours of posting the fucking video!
05:26Totally different group for a totally different day.
05:27Good fucking god!
05:29And I don't even believe that I used the dark knight as a search tag on that video.
05:34So, how the fuck did these idiots find it?
05:38They can't obligated to come here on YouTube or talk to message boards,
05:42and bitch is also seeing one of those moving message boards.
05:45If these guys go and they go back around to the show or the movie that they see as being the ultimate A.
05:51See, now, if you talk to a normal person who watches these shows and they're honest about it,
05:57they will tell you, yes, these shows do have a few flaws to them, okay?
06:02You know, there's nothing ultimately special about it outside of the fact that it's got a pretty interesting story.
06:08But then when you talk to a fanboy, they attempt to take even the most mundane thing
06:14and make it out to be the coolest thing ever.
06:17See, on the internet, and after watching a show that I thought was okay,
06:21I'd be overrun by comments from people saying,
06:25oh my fucking god, this thing here was so awesome, man, you know,
06:29and Gundam Wing kicks ass!
06:31And I'd go, no!
06:33Gundam Wing sucked balls!
06:35If you fucking want a decent Gundam series, you gotta go to Mobile Fighter G Gundam,
06:40because that one is the only one that wasn't attempting to pretend to be fucking Star Wars with giant mechs!
06:46It was somewhat entertaining!
06:49And, of course, I'd mention that, and then I'd get fucking crucified by every single Gundam fanboy who goes,
06:54no, no, no, man, you have to talk about Mobile Suit Gundam, or Gundam Double O something something,
07:00or Gundam Wing, Gundam Seed...
07:04Fanboys are annoying.
07:07They have pissed me off in a way that no group of fanboys have ever pissed me off!
07:13I had, um, I had a fanboy of the Madden video game series bitch me out in a GameSpot once!
07:20Because I said, it's, it's a fucking shitty series!
07:23They haven't pissed me off!
07:25As much as these fucking arrogant pinheads have done!
07:30That's one thing which the fanboys hate to hear!
07:33They really do!
07:34They despise it!
07:35When you say you enjoy Dragon Ball GT!
07:38For some reason, they think that Dragon Ball GT is probably the most evil thing to ever fucking come!
07:43Well, at least that was their thought until Dragon Ball Evolution came out!
07:47I'm gonna cover that in just a moment!
07:49Now, like I said, I actually enjoy Dragon Ball GT, because it had the mindless action of Dragon Ball Z mixed with the innocence and the fun of Dragon Ball!
07:59It was a perfect mix of both of the previous shows, and the only real problem was that the villains usually sucked!
08:06But that's beside the point, it was still rather entertaining!
08:09Now, if you say anything positive about it, they basically will look at you like you fucking kicked a, like kicked a blind puppy!
08:16It's like, God, guys, relax a little!
08:20You're bitching about a fucking cartoon!
08:23I know I said that when I did my Fanboy Chronicles on anime, but...
08:28Well, these fucking Dragon Ball lunatics just have to be put into place now,
08:32thanks to something else that if you say anything positive about, they are gonna tear you to shreds!
08:37And that's Dragon Ball Evolution!
08:39I've seen a couple ads, and I've seen a couple of shots.
08:41To me, the movie looks okay!
08:43It looks watchable!
08:44But the fanboys insist on shitting on it without having actually seen it!
08:49A lot of them have watched a leaked copy, or one that was pirated from overseas,
08:54and to me, that's a little bit sad.
08:56It's kind of sad that they have that little faith in a movie based on their franchise,
09:01where they will, you know, jump out and they'll say,
09:04Well, this movie's gonna suck because Piccolo isn't green!
09:09Wait a moment...
09:11Um...
09:12He looks green to me!
09:14Or Piccolo's ears aren't pointy!
09:17Not even Vulcans have ears that are that fucking pointy!
09:21What the fuck is wrong with you guys?
09:23See, that's the real problem when it comes to Dragon Ball Evolution,
09:27is that the fanboys have been nitpicking the living shit out of it,
09:31because they think it has to be perfect!
09:34First of all...
09:36I could sit up here and I could talk about every single, little, niggling, idiotic nitpick!
09:42Everything from hair color, to nationality, to age, to setting, to everything else!
09:48I could sit up here and I could talk about all of that at great length,
09:51but then I'd probably be up here for 45 minutes defending a movie I haven't seen yet,
09:55but I'm interested in seeing!
09:57Okay?
09:58Besides, the fanboys aren't fucking worth it, because most of them aren't going,
10:01What the hell, let's cover them now!
10:04Especially since the fanboys have made themselves ridiculously vocal about this upcoming Final Fantasy game,
10:10but I will get to that in just a sec.
10:12First of all, I guess I should attempt to explain for the five of you who have no clue what Final Fantasy is.
10:19Final Fantasy is a video game franchise.
10:23It's a series of role-playing games created by a company called Square Enix.
10:29Used to just be called Square, and before that it was Squaresoft, but that has nothing to do with anything.
10:34First of all, the reason why it's called Final Fantasy is because it was going to be the company's
10:39last game, because they were about to go bankrupt.
10:44And then the game sold like crazy, and now they're up to their 13th game in the main series,
10:51but there's about 17 or 18 different fucking spin-off games at least.
10:56Spin-off games, sequels, and what have you.
10:59Now, this actually leads to one interesting element of the fanboy portion of the Final Fantasy fanbase,
11:07and that is very few of them are die-hard devoted to the entire franchise.
11:13Most of them seem to love just one game, and that one game will differ from person to person.
11:20Example, a lot of them are fans specifically for Final Fantasy VII, some of them for Final Fantasy IV,
11:26some of them for Final Fantasy XII. I don't know why. I actually played XII. I thought it sucked.
11:31But there are still people who adore it. There are people who love Final Fantasy XI,
11:37which is basically just World of Warcraft with a big Final Fantasy sticker slapped on the box.
11:44Or actually, if we want to talk about just the general look, it's actually EverQuest with a Final Fantasy sticker on it,
11:49but I don't care right now. Let's continue.
11:53So, if you happen to find someone who just absolutely adores Final Fantasy VII, let's say,
11:58because so many of them seem to adore this game for some strange reason I've never totally figured out,
12:04if you tell them that you think that the game sucks, prepare for a lecture.
12:10They will go off on you. I actually did this once. 45 minutes of them borderline screaming at me,
12:21talking about how the characters are deep in the story, and the story is fantastic, and all this other crap.
12:28And when I would mention my biggest problems with it, the fact that, and I never thought I'd say this about a game,
12:34it feels like it takes too fucking long to finish. It has cutscenes that are so goddamn long,
12:41and they just bog the story down. And they will go,
12:45No, man, no, man. Sephiroth is the fucking answer for everything. He is the main reason for playing the game.
12:52Really. So, the villain is the main reason, huh? I'm sorry. I'm gonna have to pass. Thank you.
12:59And you see, folks, that is kind of it. And you, and like I said, you can do this with any game in the fucking series.
13:06And odds are you will find a fanboy who is going to bitch you out because you don't like their one select game in the series.
13:15Now, mind you, folks, this actually is going to be my general thought on Final Fantasy in general.
13:22Most of the games are rather average. I am not even kidding, okay?
13:29I actually did play a little bit of Final Fantasy 7. I really didn't care for it too much.
13:35I played a little bit of 10 and 12. I wasn't big fans of those either.
13:41I seriously have played a few games from all over the series.
13:47Now, let's talk about the new one, shall we?
13:50Final Fantasy 13. Why? Why are the fanboys all up in arms over this one?
13:59Oh, there's a simple answer for that. Because it's a multi-platform game.
14:04No, folks, I'm not fucking kidding. These people are flipping out, spazzing out, throwing these ungodly bitch fits over what?
14:14The fact that the game is going to be available on both the PlayStation 3 and the Xbox 360.
14:19Whoopee, guys. Seriously, who cares? Better yet, why do you care?
14:25Alright, see, folks, I actually just recently got a fucking 360 because, well, I couldn't find a lot of interesting games on the PS3.
14:32I'm hoping I can find more on this thing. But anyway, if I want to play Final Fantasy 13 on the Xbox 360, how the fuck is that going to hurt you?
14:43Seriously. I would love to hear from one of these die-hard Final Fantasy nuts.
14:49I want to know, where the hell are you going to find a reason to hate on the game?
14:56And believe it or not, some of these people have actually posted videos, and their answer is always this.
15:03The series has always been on a Sony system.
15:06Yeah, there actually was some jackass who made a fucking video bitching about this, and that was his big argument.
15:13So, wait, so when I was a kid, and when I had a fucking NES, and amongst my pile of games was the original Final Fantasy, I just dreamt that.
15:25When me and my cousin played and conquered Final Fantasy Crystal Chronicles on the fucking GameCube, that just never happened, right?
15:32Because Final Fantasy has always been on a Sony system. Are you fucking stupid?
15:38Jesus Christ, man!
15:40Believe it or not, folks, this actually seems to be the biggest argument here, is that Final Fantasy has been a Sony-based franchise for so long.
15:50And again, that's bullshit, because they have put out games on the fucking DS, and they've put them out on the Game Boy.
15:56It basically has been a Sony and Nintendo franchise for many years now.
16:02However, now, suddenly, it wants to go to a new system.
16:07And these people are throwing an ungodly fit about it, and I really can't understand why.
16:13Because I honestly can't really think of it as the problem being that it's multi-platform and multi-platform titles suck, because that's wrong.
16:22There are a ton of multi-platform games that are actually fun.
16:26In fact, hell, that actually is why exclusive titles have gone so down in general numbers on the systems, because multi-platforms have proven themselves.
16:38But yet, these assholes want to fucking tell you that this thing is the work of the devil.
16:44Final Fantasy 13 on the Xbox 360.
16:47You know what? I actually am tempted.
16:49Just, just to piss off every one of these worthless sacks of shit, I want to, I just might buy the game.
16:57Not even, like, not even actually play it. Just fucking buy it to spite them.
17:02Yeah, because, hey, these people have gone as far as to put up fucking petitions over this.
17:09I am, again, I am not joking. No, no. They have put up petitions with thousands of signatures.
17:16Are you fucking joking me? Are you people this fucking shallow?
17:21I mean, God, seriously. I mean, come on, you guys are, you guys are throwing a fit over, over a fucking video game series that should have ended years ago,
17:32trying to expand its fan base by putting out its newest title on multiple systems.
17:38Where's the fucking problem? Seriously.
17:43And, of course, going actually back to Final Fantasy 7, this is something that has always bothered me. I just thought about this.
17:50Is that every one of the Final Fantasy 7 lunatics out there, for some reason, they wish that Final Fantasy 7 would get remade.
18:00Why?
18:01Because every one of them always says that it has to be remade on the PlayStation 3. Why?
18:06If you have it for the PS1, you can play it on your PS3. You can download it on your PS3 for fuck's sake.
18:13I mean, hey, if they actually were going to remake it, maybe put it out on, like, the Wii or the 360 or the, uh, well, the PSP you can still download it.
18:22But still, you know, I would have to say, why fucking bother?
18:28And I actually once asked one of these people that, and they said, oh, because it would then look better graphically.
18:34Who gives a shit about graphics, you fucking jackass?
18:38The fact is, the game is probably going to be the exact same thing you played all those many years ago.
18:45So just dust off your fucking copy, play it, and have fun, and shut the fuck up.
18:52Final Fantasy 7 does not need a fucking remake. In fact, there's really no game that really needs a, you know, fucking, like, remake. Seriously.
19:02So folks, uh, yeah, this one really probably, now this one probably wasn't, you know, one of my better fanboy chronicles, but hey, I actually sort of felt, I actually, I sort of felt that I needed to get this out there.
19:15So internet connection, at least for me, sucks. The reason is because I'm using a wireless connection, because I don't have a wired connection in sight, folks.
19:22I'm actually using my neighbor's wireless without them knowing.
19:26And, uh, yeah, that's why it sucks for me. Why the hell is your wireless connection so fucking slow?
19:32Yeah, well, it's because, um, uh, oh, I don't know, man.
19:37Yeah, exactly. You don't fucking know, because you are an ignorant little fanboy bitch, and you don't know what the hell you're talking about.
19:43That's the problem here, folks. All three cons, all three, none of them know what in the hell they are talking about at any time.
19:50And it kind of saddens me a little to just even think about this, because I own two of these systems, and I have spoken on both the positives and the negatives of these.
20:01And yet the fanboys will still walk up to me and go, yeah, well, you're doing a fucking wrong, man. The fucking, you know, yellow lights.
20:10Two words for you. Fuck you.
20:13Ladies and gentlemen, that is it for this part of the console war. Until next time, take care, and I'll see you all in the near future.
20:20Peace.
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