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Vasooli Bhai Comedy - उधर कय दख रह ह मर पस कब दग बल - Arshad Warsi Comedy
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6/3/2025
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00:00
Don't call me crazy, it's a chanda
00:02
You have a college degree, Harami
00:04
Harami is a degree?
00:05
Harami, Harichandra, Ramchandra, Mirchandani
00:08
Harami
00:09
It's a special place where cancer is
00:11
Which place?
00:12
It's not important, cancer is
00:14
We have to pay 100,000 rupees
00:16
Let's go
00:20
Actually, this is a grandpa
00:23
Let's go
00:30
What are you doing, brother?
00:36
This is wrong
00:38
Hey, what's your house?
00:40
Come on, uncle, you too
00:42
Hey
00:43
Look, you don't have to pay their attention
00:45
These are very dangerous
00:47
I won't give you
00:49
I've earned this money for my daughter
00:52
Why do I give you?
00:54
Let me take this side
00:56
Uncle, what are you doing?
00:58
Let's go
00:59
Look, my blood pulse
01:00
I won't give you
01:01
I won't give you
01:02
I won't give you
01:03
You won't give me
01:04
I won't give you
01:05
I'll give you the blood
01:06
I'll give you the money
01:07
Bilder, sir
01:08
Hello, hey, I'll give them money
01:09
200 rupees
01:10
Put it, put it, put it
01:11
Put it, put it
01:12
Put it, put it
01:13
Put it, put it
01:14
Put it, put it
01:15
Put it, put it
01:16
One by one
01:17
One by one
01:18
People, calm
01:19
Hey, you're 300, Lala
01:21
Your 400
01:23
400, 1,00
01:24
200, 300, 400, 500
01:25
600, 700, 800, 900
01:26
500, 500
01:27
500, 500
01:28
What?
01:29
You're acting
01:30
You're right
01:31
You're right
01:32
Come on
01:33
What's that?
01:34
Uncle?
01:35
Uncle?
01:36
Uncle?
01:37
Uncle?
01:38
Uncle?
01:39
Uncle?
01:40
Uncle?
01:41
Uncle?
01:42
Tell me
01:44
How?
01:45
Well
01:48
See
01:50
Hey, chad utar mei
01:52
Yaar, Dharu k lipa pese dana yaar
01:54
Sharm nii aati tu hai
01:56
Jis college mei mabatatah hon
01:58
Usi mei mucce ye sab karvate ho
02:00
Kabhi chemistry lab ka saamann chori karevate ho
02:02
Tabhi assembly hall ke woh pankhe utarvate ho
02:04
Usi mujhe college ka professor bana kar
02:06
Usi ladki ka number lene ko ka
02:08
Baat peo hi lardki college ki professor nikali
02:10
Aaj tak usi class mei baitha niyo
02:12
And usi bikari bana kore college ke gait ke baar vitha diya
02:14
Moleh Dharu kaya pese niye
02:16
Tumhaari vasa tep puri college mei bada ho gaya ho maya
02:18
Tum apna jigri hai yair
02:22
Dosti wun chalata yaar
02:24
Aabhi ham log tere jahat po atatah
02:26
Am log bhi yaihi karthay na haak yaihi karthay
02:28
Or vese bhi tumhye kya fark parda hai
02:30
Tumhara to koi thikana hai nih
02:32
Room bhi merah hi istamal karthay ho
02:34
Woh to college ke dean harishandar, ramachandar, mirchandan nii kaa
02:36
Mai hundar student hu isi liye voh meri izat karthay
02:38
Wohna tumhara bata nini ka bhi college gai bhi thay yai
02:40
Gai thay college?
02:42
Hmmmm yaad nahi
02:44
Eh eh eh
02:46
Come on, come on...
02:48
Come on, come on...
02:50
We're out of work again.
02:51
We'll have to take them to the casserole.
02:53
Don't say that, man.
02:55
There's enough money left.
02:57
You got to pay attention to the Tulsio and Parvati.
02:58
I've been paying attention to the car.
03:00
You...
03:01
Who's that?
03:02
One thing is...
03:03
We'll take all these dollars and give them to the casserole.
03:05
We'll give them the rest. Simple.
03:07
It's a joke.
03:09
This is a joke.
03:10
We'll give them to the casserole.
03:12
Then we'll talk about anything.
03:16
We'll give them the money.
03:18
We'll eat the money.
03:20
How will we drink the wine?
03:22
How will we drink the wine?
03:24
How will we play the wine?
03:26
If we give a gift to someone...
03:28
How will we give them?
03:29
Let's leave.
03:30
Hey!
03:31
Make 4 cutings.
03:32
And I'm going to make a man.
03:33
Money.
03:34
There's a color.
03:36
There's a photo of Gandhi's.
03:37
Come on, make a drink.
03:38
Come on, give money.
03:40
Have you given it?
03:41
No.
03:42
Why are you asking?
03:43
There's a person.
03:45
You have to get your license.
03:47
No.
03:48
What's your number?
03:49
I'll make it.
03:51
I'll make it.
03:52
I'll make it.
03:53
I'll make it.
03:54
I'll make it.
04:03
Lolita.
04:04
Hmm.
04:05
I'm a shame.
04:06
What are you and me looking at Lolita?
04:08
I'm a shame.
04:11
Don't look at it.
04:12
Don't look at it.
04:13
Look at it.
04:14
Oh!
04:15
Lolita!
04:16
Babi!
04:17
Oh!
04:18
Don't look at it.
04:19
Your wife.
04:20
When did it?
04:21
Hmm.
04:22
You guys made me make a gift.
04:23
What are you?
04:24
Oh!
04:25
I made a gift.
04:26
Hey!
04:27
I made a gift.
04:28
I also made a gift.
04:29
My gift.
04:30
Look at them.
04:31
They are going to go to the death of their death
04:34
They are going to the death of Vassuli
05:01
Oh
05:17
Oh
05:23
Oh
05:31
That face cut?
05:33
That's right?
05:35
Possibly, I've talked about Raju Rani,
05:37
and I'll launch you in the next picture.
05:39
But my money...
05:41
Don't talk about it,
05:43
you're hiding a little bit,
05:45
how do you do it?
05:47
That's the same personality.
05:49
If you learn a little dialogue,
05:51
you'll enjoy it.
05:53
Like...
05:55
Hey, Circuit!
05:57
Hey, Circuit!
05:59
Hey, Circuit!
06:01
You also have to give them that jadu-kijhappi.
06:03
Mind-blowing, bro!
06:05
Bro, bro, bro!
06:07
That was the walking style of bodybuilding
06:09
that was your first class.
06:11
I'll tell you, I'll tell you.
06:13
This is not...
06:15
This is not a hero being in style.
06:21
No, bro, what are you doing?
06:23
Not that.
06:25
It's a personality, man.
06:27
It's a hero type.
06:29
Look at it.
06:37
You're going to learn how to dance or dance?
06:39
Hey!
06:41
Hey!
06:42
You're taking a piss!
06:43
Fucking hell!
06:44
Hey!
06:45
Hey!
06:46
Mom...
06:47
...mujhe maaf kare na.
06:49
Mera bhi baat, yarr.
06:51
Yeah...
06:52
Hey!
06:53
Sorry...
06:54
...mujhe bhi maaf kare de na.
06:55
Kee meera.
06:56
Ah...
06:57
Heyo...
06:58
...mai se u'tha le na.
06:59
Hey!
07:00
Sorry...
07:01
...mai se bhi maaf kare de na.
07:02
Salom...
07:03
...mai se bhi maaf kare de na.
07:05
...mai se bhi maaf kare de na.
07:06
...mai se bhi maaf kare de na.
07:07
...mai se bhi maaf kare de na.
07:08
Mere le bhi baat.
07:09
Koneji u'tha le na?
07:10
Hmm...
07:11
...mera.
07:12
Ah...
07:13
...vassuuli nae kamara dekhi ya.
07:18
...vassuuli nae kamara dekhi ya.
07:19
...vassuuli nae kamara dekhi ya.
07:20
Arati...
07:21
...Lasal Ghosh...
07:22
...mai ni thununga...
07:23
...mai dalwaaza...
07:24
...hariyaad...
07:29
Oh...
07:30
Good afternoon sir.
07:31
Good afternoon...
07:32
...haan...
07:35
...akkelea ho?
07:36
Haa sir...
07:37
...bilkul akkelea.
07:39
Party barati ho gayi?
07:40
...mai toh padha hai kar raha tha sir...
07:41
...parti ni...
07:42
...tumhi doctor banna hai na?
07:43
Haa sir...
07:44
...cancer specialist...
07:45
...cancer specialist...
07:47
...ji...
07:48
...to cancer specialist...
07:49
...mujhe batau...
07:50
...mujhe qom si khas jaghe...
07:51
...pher cancer hua hai...
07:52
...sar...
07:53
...meri padha hai...
07:54
...compleet nahin liya...
07:55
...mai kaysse pata sa...
07:56
...shut up...
07:57
...tumhi loogho ne un students ko...
07:58
...pata...
07:59
...ki mujhe cancer hua hai...
08:00
...par cancer ke ilaj ke liye...
08:01
...mere paas...
08:02
...paisa nahi hai...
08:03
...garib ho chuka ho mai...
08:04
...kye...
08:05
...hasra ho nalak...
08:06
...saram nahi hati...
08:07
...tum loogho ko...
08:08
...batcho ki phis sili...
08:09
...tum loogho ne...
08:10
...subhe se...
08:11
...mujhe...
08:12
...pansso isse me sa chukhe...
08:13
...mujhe...
08:14
...jabtho un loogho ko...
08:15
...pata chala hai...
08:16
...mujhe cancer hua hai...
08:17
...pansso isse me sa chukhe...
08:18
...sar...
08:19
...yay toh khušhi ki baat hai na...
08:20
...kitne chanye waal hai...
08:21
...apke...
08:22
...shut up...
08:23
...woh mujhe isse me sa...
08:24
...isliye kar raha hai...
08:25
...ki marne se pehle...
08:26
...mai unka karza chukta karo...
08:27
...yye sab...
08:28
...tum loogho ne fronk kiya hai...
08:29
...tumhi loogho ne kiya hai...
08:30
...nahi chhodunga...
08:31
...kisi ko nahi ju chhodu ga...
08:32
...sir...
08:33
...sir...
08:33
...sir...
08:33
...sir...
08:33
... strategic...
08:34
...IPANCY...
08:35
...meureisk na çiz hon controle...
08:36
...sir...
08:37
...े ima ni...
08:38
...ee...
08:38
...sen...
08:38
...pulliiz aica kuch mat kije ga...
08:40
...
08:42
...sil...
08:43
...sir...
08:44
...umine research ka subject...
08:45
...sir...
08:45
... 이� Jeremy...
08:46
...in sub çiz wo personas on that...
08:48
...his sire...
08:48
...yie...
08:49
...yy...
08:50
...humine research...
08:51
...sir...
08:51
...ee...
08:51
...esus...
08:51
... Bears treat her...
08:53
...aa...
08:53
...Ne...
08:54
...has li...
08:55
... zi...
08:55
No, no, no, sir, sir, it's written on the wall, I have these photographs, there's nothing else in it, sir.
09:00
Give another one, sir.
09:02
Sir, I don't think anything, sir.
09:03
Look, Lakshman, you're a good boy.
09:05
But you don't have to enter the three of them here.
09:09
No, sir.
09:10
Please.
09:11
Please, sir.
09:12
Please, sir.
09:13
You're a bright student.
09:14
Thank you, sir.
09:15
Okay.
09:17
Sir, sir, no, no, sir.
09:19
Hey, stop.
09:21
Sir, I don't know who these guys are.
09:23
They're not with me.
09:25
Sir, you, you know them?
09:29
So, you're all here.
09:32
Here, please.
09:33
Keep understanding the room.
09:34
We'll give you half a month.
09:35
I'll give you half a month.
09:36
How many years have you left from college?
09:39
10 years?
09:41
10.
09:42
10 years?
09:43
Then you're here?
09:44
Sir, sir, sir.
09:45
You don't have a shame.
09:46
No, sir.
09:47
Sit.
09:48
No, sir.
09:49
Leave it.
09:50
One Zippo lighter is free.
09:53
No, sir.
09:54
You don't need a scheme.
09:55
I've never had a scheme.
09:56
I've never had a scheme.
09:57
I've never had a scheme.
09:58
Look at this.
09:59
I've never had a scheme.
10:00
Look at this.
10:01
I've never had a scheme for my life.
10:02
It's easy.
10:03
But, but...
10:04
Stop.
10:05
I'm not worried.
10:06
I'm losing my bills.
10:07
I'm losing my bills.
10:08
Now?
10:09
Hey!
10:10
Hey!
10:11
Hey!
10:13
Hey!
10:14
Hey!
10:15
Hey!
10:16
Hey!
10:17
Hey!
10:18
Hey!
10:19
Hey!
10:20
Hey!
10:21
We are familiar with your House Maria.
10:22
Today we've made your wife.
10:23
He came.
10:24
No, this is the way you were.
10:25
Hey!
10:26
Hey!
10:27
Hey!
10:28
Hey!
10:29
Hey!
10:30
Hey!
10:31
Hey!
10:32
Hey!
10:33
Hey!
10:34
Hey!
10:35
Hey!
10:36
Hey!
10:37
Hey!
10:38
What will I do with this?
10:39
You will get out of jail in the entire prison jail!
10:42
GET OUT!
10:44
GET OUT!
10:46
Why are you nervous?
10:47
You can tell me.
10:48
Yes.
10:49
Get out!
10:52
No.
10:55
Get out!
10:56
Get out!
10:57
Get out!
11:01
Look.
11:02
You are very intelligent.
11:04
Thank you, sir.
11:05
And you don't have to enter the left wingers.
11:07
No.
11:08
Get out of the door.
11:09
Absolutely.
11:10
You should have to enter the right wingers.
11:11
No, sir.
11:12
GET OUT!
11:13
Thank you, sir.
11:14
Sorry, sir.
11:15
Thank you, sir.
11:18
Look.
11:19
You are very wrong.
11:20
Any day, Yadin will throw me away from here.
11:22
It will be my problem.
11:24
You will not get anywhere to live.
11:25
Now, come.
11:25
What?
11:26
This is Sir's pouch.
11:28
I'll go back.
11:30
Hey.
11:30
What are you doing with Zerox?
11:31
Get out.
11:37
Very lovely.
11:37
I'll go back.
11:41
Condoms?
11:42
I'll see.
11:44
What?
11:46
Go.
11:47
What?
11:47
What is it?
11:49
The paper of the exam.
11:50
Yes.
11:50
Give me.
11:51
I'll pass.
11:52
I'll give you.
11:54
How did this pass happen?
11:55
I'll give you the exam.
11:56
Why?
11:56
I'll give you the paper tomorrow.
11:57
Correct.
11:58
Why?
11:58
We won't buy anyone from us.
11:59
Why?
12:00
This is Sharif.
12:00
Hmm.
12:01
Hey.
12:02
Look.
12:02
I won't buy papers.
12:03
I'm very serious about this.
12:04
I'll see it and I'll kill you.
12:05
被 the vigilants I ain't.
12:06
Sorry, Aunty.
12:07
Sorry, Aunty.
12:08
Sorry, Aunty.
12:09
Don't see it.
12:11
You guys brought a number of Perez posting people whose Brup
12:29
this is bullshit.
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