The Cabins Season 1 Episode 4

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00:00It's day four here at the cabins where three couples check in to find their

00:06perfect dream date. Yesterday new arrivals Robin and Mamudo hit it off

00:13straight away. I don't usually get like nervous or flustered but I don't know

00:18something about it and a visit to the hot tub didn't exactly cool things down.

00:24Yes, Mamudo clearly impressed and not just with his cooking skills. Our Otter's

00:34Pocket OGs are fitness freak Sarah and party girl Shah. I love the party, I love

00:40going out, not right now. She definitely drinks more than I do. And they haven't

00:45been able to keep their hands off each other or the booze. But is that going to

00:50give Sarah a headache? Slightly worried I'm going to get out and drink more because

00:55I'm going to try and be more you. When checkout time came both couples decided to

01:01stay another day. I'd like to stay longer. Me too. If you feel the same, would you? Yeah.

01:07Shall we stay? Shall we stay and figure it out? Yeah. Giving Shah and Sarah 24 hours to

01:14decide whether it's time to call last orders or if they want to leave as an

01:19exclusive cabins couple. And with two new arrivals into Stag's Mount, we're all booked

01:27for another 24 hours in the cabins.

01:30So, fresh woodland air and a fresh day of dating. But in Otter's Pocket, it's the final

01:44day of dating and a chance for Sarah to surprise Shah with what life together might be like beyond

01:49the cabins. Can you hurry up so I can see what that matters? Stop giving me all this pressure.

01:57Ready? Yeah.

01:58It's a gym! It's a gym! At least you don't have to climb anything.

02:10But it is a gym. I love this. Oh, fun. Oh, I hope it's got that game on. You know the one where you catch the fish?

02:21That's the spirit, Shah. No such thing as irreconcilable differences. Not even, whisper it, a four-year

02:28age gap. I can't believe you've only just turned 23. I'm 27 in May. So? You said I'd be your

02:37toy boy. It'll be all right when I'm, like, 50 and you're 47. When you're 50, in Otter's Pocket,

02:44Shah just wants to get to the end of the workout. See how high you can get this? Oh. And then

02:51I'm going to try and beat it. Sorry. 261. 276. 277. 288. 298. 301. Three. Ooh. You got 301, though.

03:04You got 301. Are we happy with 301? That's it, Shah. Ready to see who can reach the highest

03:09number. I need some air. A bit like the numbers game being played by Robin and Mams.

03:16Oh! Weird. Ooh, what's that? What's some socks down there? What do you mean, socks? What are

03:30you on about? Oh, my God. Sucks, you know. Six for six, you know. What are you...

03:37What are you... Why are you... Can you not look at something else? I can't. I'm sorry.

03:45You know what? When it's in your face, you can't help but look. What do you mean? Oh, man.

03:51You must be very proud.

03:58Don't worry. It's not that big. Let me do some... Let me do some exercise. Just calm

04:02it down a bit. Anyway, best behaviour. Because we've got a new date checking in. Arriving

04:08at Stagsmount is 22-year-old Welshman Joel. I hope he hasn't walked the whole way.

04:14Love it. I love it. Tell us about yourself, Joel. I work as a bin man and not many girls

04:29will go for a bin man. The first thing they think of is, they stink. I'm fun, bubbly, exciting,

04:39especially flirting-wise. Cheeky, cheeky. This is like a literally five-star kitchen of

04:47Gordon Ramsay, this is. Whew. I like the girl who knows how to look after herself, mainly

04:54blondes. Ridiculously cute and good-looking. As long as she's not taller than me, I'm happy.

05:00I've got this feeling in my body. Please don't tell me I'll see her up there.

05:12Now I'm nervous. Don't worry, Joel. This is Jess. She's 24, also from Wales, and she's

05:19brought her own spritz. Ready? I want a boyfriend, yeah, yeah. I want a boyfriend, yeah.

05:27The dating scene in Newport is rubbish. Not have much luck. I think maybe I'm a bit

05:34too extra for them. You will know if I fancy someone because I will either be really shy

05:45and flustered, or I will not stop talking. Go one of two ways. The dream guy, he's going

05:54to be chatty, fun, sociable. You probably could say I'm looking for the male version of me,

06:01yeah. If he's out there.

06:05Shit a brick.

06:08Hello. Hi. Oh, nice to meet you. Nice to meet you.

06:11I'm Jess. Joel. Joel. Oh, amazing.

06:14Justin, like that. I like the... Double J's. I'll take it in for you.

06:19You shot him. Thank you very much.

06:21Oh, is that a Welsh accent? Yeah. Where are you from?

06:24Swansea. Are you? Yeah. I'm from Newport.

06:27Oh, not far. Not far. Not far at all.

06:29Oh, my God. I've never been so happy to see a bottle of Prosecco in my life.

06:32Cheers. Cheers. Cheers, all the best.

06:35How long are we going to co-op?

06:38So, yeah. What do you do?

06:40Full-time bin man. Stop. Literally.

06:43That's amazing. Really?

06:45I love that. Like, literally, growing up, every time, like, the bin men used to come into the street,

06:49we always used to take them out bottles of squash and pop and everything.

06:52Oh. Yeah, I love it. You're, like, literally the bin man's favourite people in the world.

06:56Oh, my God.

06:58Yes, the bin man's favourite. Every girl's dream.

07:01Oh, my God, that's so cool.

07:03Ooh.

07:04But will you be this particular bin man's fave?

07:09Char and Sarah have got their own rubbish problems.

07:12Yes, what to do with all those empties when they leave tomorrow?

07:15How are you?

07:16Really good.

07:18You can tell it's grabbing well because of how little you've been on your phone,

07:21like, been texting and stuff.

07:29Hello, pretty face.

07:31How many hangovers have you had since she got a tear?

07:34No, just this morning, but, like, it was, like...

07:38It made me, like, actually feel shit.

07:40She is quite, like, going out. She's 29. Surely she should.

07:44I said...

07:45I think they'll not be doing that as much any more.

07:48So, have you ever felt this way, like, this quick with somebody?

07:52No.

07:53No.

07:54Ah, cute.

07:55Stop.

07:56You've got more...

07:57Not more to lose, but more, like, on the table in regards to being single so long.

08:06You don't want to just get with somebody just for the sake of it.

08:09You can't just settle with anybody.

08:16Now that's what I call sensible advice.

08:18And even though Mamudo is over the other side of the forest, it's almost like he's overheard.

08:24So, let's get to the juicy question, then.

08:26What?

08:27Are you really into me, then?

08:28Am I really into you?

08:29Yeah.

08:30Or just a little bit in.

08:31You're wasting my time, girl.

08:38My boy's calling me.

08:41You bloody idiot.

08:43Where are you?

08:44I was just chilling with Robin.

08:47Naughty boy!

08:48What have you been up to?

08:50Naughty boy.

08:52Good, bro, good.

08:54I'm just gravitating towards her, man, for some reason.

08:56I don't know why.

08:58Good match.

08:59Yeah, definitely.

09:01My only concern a little bit, yeah?

09:02Like, we need to make sure that if we're leaving it, it's going to get somewhere.

09:16Not just, oh, we're here for two days of holiday because I'm not wasting my time.

09:20That's it.

09:21Go with the flow and it, yeah.

09:23I feel like I'm so into her, that's why I need to box off the, like, the red flags early doors.

09:36Speaking of red flags, Jess and Joel are establishing a few early deal breakers as well.

09:44How tall are you?

09:465'8".

09:47Oh, cool.

09:48You must be 5'6", 5'5"?

09:50No.

09:51No?

09:52I think I'm 5'3".

09:53I might just...

09:54Really?

09:55Yeah, I've got these on.

09:56Let me take them off.

09:57Takes a few inches off, right?

10:00Do you see?

10:01That's not normal.

10:02That's the number one.

10:04I think we've got the toilet, be back now.

10:07Oh, my gosh.

10:09Right.

10:16That doesn't sound promising.

10:19Oh, dead as in good.

10:22Well, that's a start.

10:23In a few days, you might be in Shia and Sarah's position.

10:26And I don't just mean surrounded by empty tequila bottles.

10:29So, you can see the timer from up there?

10:32Er, what are you telling me?

10:33I can, right?

10:35Oh, you can.

10:40Hey, quick!

10:41Two!

10:42One!

10:44It's just...

10:46Lonely photos.

10:51I just had your hair.

10:52What?

10:53I was going to eat your hair.

10:54I can't breathe.

10:57Kissing you makes me not be able to breathe long.

11:00Babes, someone's at the door.

11:02Babes, for your final evening here at the cabins,

11:04we would like to offer you an intimate romantic meal

11:06at our exclusive cabins restaurant.

11:07Mmm!

11:08Fun!

11:09No such luxury for Robin and Mamudo, yet.

11:10It's still self-catering in Beaversborough.

11:11I'm afraid you're going to have to wash these.

11:12Though it seems only Mamudo realises what that actually means.

11:15Yeah, we'll do in a bit.

11:16The hell?

11:17Hey, Rob.

11:18Yeah?

11:19I've got game for us.

11:20So, basically, like, when you pick out a blue, that means you've got a big

11:42Like, when you pick out a blue, that means you've got to answer it.

11:46You need to write your answer there.

11:48I'm going to write in mine here, see if we get the same answer.

11:51I mean, what's my dream job?

11:53Ooh.

11:57OK.

12:05Make what?

12:06Two, three, one, I put full-time housewife from AMS.

12:08LAUGHTER

12:12Here in Cabinland, we've started to notice

12:35that there are three stages to a relationship.

12:38Are you being serious?

12:40There's the still trying to impress your date, you know,

12:42not farting around each other, that kind of thing.

12:44So, it was his birthday on the 10th,

12:48so we're going to do, like, a little birthday party.

12:51Or throwing a party. Exactly, Robin.

12:56Then there's the comfortable wear-what-you-want-say-what-you-want stage.

13:00What do you think my job was when you saw me?

13:03Automatic job role. I guessed you for admin.

13:05Admin!

13:06Babe!

13:08I mean, there's nothing wrong with admin,

13:09but I feel like there's a certain look.

13:12Admin!

13:15Are you being serious?

13:20What about this?

13:22Says Sudoku at lunchtime.

13:23LAUGHTER

13:25Then there's the brand-new

13:26Who the hell is this stranger, stage?

13:29Do you love garlic bread?

13:30I fucking love garlic bread.

13:33Yes, Jess and Joel, that's you, that is.

13:36What's this?

13:37Some kind of cheese or something, is it?

13:41If Gordon Ramsay's watching me right now,

13:42he'd be very disappointed.

13:44You're going to go, no, no!

13:45Swear in.

13:50You know what?

13:50I only got into cheese, like, was it last year or the year before?

13:54I had my first...

13:56Cos I was only having cheese on pizza.

13:58Yeah.

13:58Which obviously is fine, love pizza.

14:01And then I was hung...

14:04I think it was a hungover in work, and it was a Sunday.

14:08And in the bingo on a Sunday...

14:10Yeah.

14:11..the only thing they serve is Sunday dinners.

14:13And, obviously, when you're hungover,

14:15sometimes it's not really what you want.

14:18But there's, like, a little coffee bar,

14:20and they do, like, toasties and stuff.

14:21So I was like, you know what?

14:22I'm going to have my first-ever ham and cheese toastie.

14:26And, erm, I loved it.

14:28So I was like, you know what?

14:29Next thing I'm going to do is go to McDonald's

14:31and get my first-ever cheeseburger.

14:33And I did.

14:34And I loved it.

14:36And I've never looked back.

14:37I mean, who hasn't told a cheese virginity story

14:40on their first date?

14:41One of my biggest fears...

14:44You've got a fear?

14:46Yeah.

14:46Of food?

14:47Yeah.

14:48Well, two.

14:50But there is one more so than the other.

14:53Erm...

14:54Oh, God, baked beans.

14:58Oh, why baked beans?

15:02I can't stand him.

15:04Like, the...

15:05Oh, my God.

15:07I was chased with a tin of baked beans

15:12when I was younger.

15:15And ever since...

15:16Well, I mean, I didn't like them anyway,

15:18hence why I was chased with them.

15:19But, yeah.

15:21I've been nicknamed Bean Boy.

15:23Why?

15:24Cos, erm...

15:26You know when I was bulking?

15:27Yeah.

15:28For the competition and stuff.

15:28Bulking, not sulking.

15:30Hey!

15:30That's the one.

15:31I've, erm...

15:33First been popped my head

15:34is a tin of baked beans

15:36and toast.

15:37Not a fan.

15:38Not a fan.

15:39So, before Bean Boy and Jess

15:41move on to the difficult subject

15:43of sausage,

15:44it's time for a special occasion

15:46in Beaversborough.

15:48It's Mamudo's belated birthday party.

15:51So, Robin,

15:52put your lips together...

15:54Mm-hm.

15:55I know, Mamudo,

15:56sounds exciting, doesn't it?

15:57Yes.

15:57And blow.

16:04Nice.

16:05We're ready to go.

16:08You can come down!

16:12Happy birthday to you!

16:15Ah, no, you haven't.

16:16Happy birthday to you!

16:17No, you haven't.

16:17Happy birthday, dear my hands!

16:20Happy birthday.

16:21Happy birthday to you!

16:22Oh, thank you.

16:23Make a wish.

16:24Whoa!

16:25Happy birthday.

16:26Mwah!

16:27Me neither.

16:28Are we going to put 23 candles on

16:30but I didn't think they'd fit?

16:31Yeah, I don't think they'd fit at all.

16:33It's a thought that counts.

16:34You're welcome.

16:37Thank you very much.

16:38Hey!

16:38You're very welcome.

16:41There's a game.

16:42You're very fit, by the way.

16:43Oh, I'm glad you think so.

16:45Black and short.

16:46Hair.

16:47Ten out of ten.

16:49Smile.

16:51Yeah.

16:51You're making me all...

16:52The jacket...

16:52Oh, my God.

16:53So, there's a game.

16:58You have to strap a balloon to yourself.

17:00Mm.

17:00And the first person to pop the other person's balloon.

17:03All right, then.

17:04You stand in there.

17:06It's only fair.

17:09Yeah.

17:11Oh, I'm scared already.

17:13Oh!

17:13Don't worry, yeah.

17:14Teamwork.

17:15I win.

17:29I win.

17:32Fuck's sake, man.

17:33How did mine put like that?

17:35Oh!

17:40What do you think of a dad for a Chinese, being a fessy eater?

17:43The most common. What do you think I should go for?

17:46Curry sauce with, um, with tried egg fried rice.

17:52That's not a good one. Chips, chicken balls.

17:55My sister, I don't know if it was an Indian or Chinese,

17:58but you know corncrackers, what do they come with?

18:01Corncrackers in Chinese. That's the Chinese, right?

18:03Yeah, the one time we ordered corncrackers,

18:05my sister bit into one, and she bought a £2 coin.

18:10You know what I'm not... She was betting!

18:13No loose change in their dinner for Sarah and Shah.

18:16At least I hope not.

18:19Cos it's a candlelit meal for two for their final night.

18:23I didn't expect to meet, in all seriousness,

18:26like, someone that I'd get on with as much as I get on with you.

18:29I literally didn't think that there was going to be

18:30anyone else out there like me.

18:32I feel like that's an insult.

18:41Do you think that the...

18:44Cos I...

18:46I don't like speaking to you, cos I think that, obviously,

18:48like, you're really...

18:51I think that you'd be the type of person

18:52to try and make something work anyway.

18:54But do you think that the whole...

18:57The way that I've been in here and having, like, a lot to drink

18:59and stuff, like, is not...

19:02Obviously, the way that I am, sort of, outside of.

19:04And, like I said, like, sometimes I can be very, very anal

19:06about, like, my food or, like, not drinking.

19:09Do you think that that would be an issue?

19:12Are you a problem?

19:14Like, no.

19:15I feel like you can't be too similar.

19:17Like, we're very alike as it is.

19:19If we literally did the same things,

19:20we just wouldn't get out of each other's pocket.

19:21It has been a problem before,

19:23which is one of the reasons why I've been single for so long.

19:26But I'm learning to try and, like, bow with that out.

19:30Mm-hm.

19:31I think, like, KISS, obviously, what I went through in the past,

19:33I'm very reserved of who I commit to

19:35and I don't really open up, like, fully my life to people

19:38straight away because of that.

19:41I've never had anything proper, like, ever.

19:43And I was actually very much so worried

19:45that that was going to be a worry for you, too.

19:47I've never been in a proper relationship.

19:49Yeah. Hands down, I have to say that.

19:51Mm-hm. How do you feel about tomorrow?

19:52Like, making the decision?

19:53Because I'm, like, I'm full of a lot of, like, self-doubt.

19:58But you know that. So it's just a self-doubt thing.

20:00Yeah, you know that.

20:01Like, I know I like you and I do think you like me.

20:04I wouldn't have kissed you last night.

20:06Mm-hm.

20:07Or wouldn't have kissed you back.

20:09Baby, you had no choice.

20:10I threw myself at you in the hot tub.

20:13You think that, but...

20:15LAUGHTER

20:17I wonder if they'll stay for dessert,

20:19whereas Robin is just wondering if there's a number

20:22for a local pizza delivery.

20:23Mm-hm.

20:27You OK?

20:28Do you want me to chop it for you?

20:30It's all right, thanks.

20:31I've got to do some it, haven't I?

20:32I haven't done out yet.

20:34How are you getting on?

20:36Fine.

20:38Right, they're cut.

20:40See? I just want it to cut perfectly.

20:43All the nice juices and that coming out.

20:45Oh, yeah, I like it crispy.

20:46Do you know what I mean?

20:47That's what I mean.

20:48It's not burnt, but crisp around the edges.

20:50Yes, I mean.

20:51I mean, he's put some olive oil.

20:56I know this is probably going to be a really stupid question.

20:59Yeah.

21:00But is olive oil made from them proper green bogey olives?

21:04Yes, some are, yeah.

21:05Is it?

21:06Because I don't like olives, but I like olive oil.

21:08Exactly.

21:09And it's like I like pickled onion monster munch, but I don't like pickled onion.

21:11I'm not even doing this for you.

21:12You, come on, you take them.

21:13Oh, just putting them in a pan.

21:14Oh, gosh.

21:15The world is ending.

21:18Look at me, Mum.

21:19I'm cooking.

21:25If you could have one superpower, what would it be?

21:29Mine would probably be deep.

21:31Probably to bring my aunt and stepdad back.

21:34That's nice.

21:35What about you?

21:37Oh, see, I'm just going to seem selfish now.

21:41Well, obviously, I'd choose that one as well, but...

21:43If you could, yeah.

21:44I've always been either flying...

21:46Yeah.

21:47..or being invisible.

21:49Yeah, that's a good one.

21:50That's a good one.

21:52What are you going to do with your potato?

21:53Are they going to go in?

21:54Oh, we need to put them in.

21:56Shit, we need to do that soon.

22:04I think I've figured out that you're good at sitting still looking pretty.

22:09Everyone has a superpower, Robin.

22:18Stag's Mount's resident superhero, Bean Boy,

22:21is able to FaceTime while cooking a burger in a onesie.

22:26What?

22:27You like what?

22:28How are we doing?

22:30Mate, it's fantastic.

22:32Her name's Jess.

22:34Yeah?

22:34She's 24.

22:36Oh, that's what a lovely girl.

22:38So you sort of clicked, then?

22:40Oh, we clicked instantly.

22:41Oh, no, I'm glad.

22:42I'm glad you're going on with that.

22:44Oh, she's brilliant.

22:46I was like, I've never been out with anyone younger than me.

22:49That's fine.

22:50I've done that a few times.

22:53Fair enough, then.

22:54Makes me feel better.

22:56If you've done it, it's fine.

22:58All right, well, I'm going to get my onesie on.

23:00Got my unicorn onesie.

23:01OK.

23:02All right, love you.

23:04You've got your onesie on.

23:06She's getting her onesie on now.

23:10Oh, she's coming down now.

23:11Do you want to say hello to her?

23:13Yeah, go on, then.

23:14This is my oldest brother, Liam.

23:16OK.

23:17Hi, Liam.

23:19How are we doing?

23:20I'm good, thanks.

23:21How are you?

23:21Yeah, I'm good, thank you.

23:24Hello, what's he making for our area?

23:25Erm...

23:27Burgers.

23:28Burgers!

23:29I need to keep an eye on them.

23:31All right.

23:32In case you're burned up.

23:33Fuck off!

23:34Well, I'll let you know my score out of ten.

23:37All right, ten.

23:39Right, see you soon.

23:40Yeah, see you soon.

23:41Bye!

23:42Do you like me?

23:43Do you like that?

23:45Just remember, Joel, don't add beans.

23:47Or a £2 coin.

23:52Or, of course, a rock-hard sweet potato.

23:55Shall we start serving the dinner?

23:58I don't think them wedges are done here now.

24:01I ain't waiting.

24:02Because you should have been more responsible getting on time.

24:11Mummy Nora, what are we going to do?

24:13Shall we just serve?

24:14I can't, I'm not waiting anymore.

24:16Please, we can't have ship-takes.

24:18Just have a look, then.

24:20Right, how many times do I have to explain?

24:22All right, I know you're hungry, and I get like that too.

24:32But it will be worth it when sweet potato wedges are nice.

24:35Yeah, cool.

24:36And not hard.

24:37Okay.

24:37It's not on.

24:59Our cabin-land chefs are out to impress tonight.

25:03That's right, I don't want my bun well done.

25:07Mamudo's keen to tickle Robin's taste buds.

25:10You just get the potato wedges, honestly.

25:12I ain't waiting no longer.

25:13Not with those underdone sweet potatoes, you won't.

25:16I ain't waiting no longer.

25:17You're fuming about them wedges, aren't you?

25:19I'm not fuming, but I'm a little bit disappointed.

25:22We won't die.

25:26That's not as important.

25:29Underdone, however, is clearly not the approach Joel was aiming for with his burger.

25:34If this came out in Wetherspoons, I'd be well happy.

25:37Really?

25:37Yeah.

25:38Not with the burn bun leg out, though.

25:39No, I don't care about the burn bun.

25:41Really?

25:41Yeah.

25:42And old-timers Sarah and Shah have skipped dessert and gone straight to the nightcaps.

25:47Oh, babes, I'm covered in espresso.

25:49I'll look it off your phone.

25:50Stop it.

25:51Yes, it's happy hour again.

25:55Mum, we've only just got in and I'm pouring espresso martinis.

25:59Oh, very nice.

26:01Is there anything you want to know about Sarah or ask her?

26:05Um...

26:07What are your intentions with my daughter?

26:10I can imagine.

26:12Oh!

26:14Do you want to meet her, Mum?

26:17Yes.

26:18Do you actually?

26:21Yeah, that'd be nice.

26:22I might finally bring a girl to a party.

26:27That'd be nice.

26:28That'd be good.

26:30Right, we're going to go because we're going to get in the hot tub, I think.

26:35Okay.

26:36Have fun.

26:36Thank you so much.

26:38Have a good night.

26:38All right.

26:38And I'll see you soon.

26:40All right.

26:40And I'll, um...

26:41Okay.

26:42...fool you in more about Sarah.

26:44Okay.

26:45Okay.

26:46All right, love you.

26:47Nice to speak to you, Sarah.

26:48You too.

26:49Love you, bye.

26:50Bye.

26:51My mums are so similar.

26:54Except my mum would be like, I'm going, you filthy cows.

26:59So, Shar and Sarah are at the talking to the parents stage,

27:03whereas Robin and Mermudo are at the difficult,

27:05not really talking to each other stage.

27:07It's rude being on your phone at the table.

27:22Sorry.

27:22It's all right, I'll let you off.

27:30You've done well.

27:33Look at that.

27:37We're both just like...

27:42Oh, my God, I've got a proper food, baby.

27:46I actually look like at least four months.

27:49I'll wash up now, man.

27:50I can't be worth waiting.

27:51I really think we should just load the dishwasher.

27:53So, all we have to do then is rinse.

27:55You lazy.

27:57I am proper lazy, aren't I?

28:00Don't worry, I'll empty everything.

28:02That's all right.

28:03You sure?

28:04I've got this.

28:06About time you've got something.

28:07Right, who fancies putting a tutu over their unicorn onesie

28:17and singing along with a spot of Shania?

28:19I don't know.

28:20No, me neither.

28:22But fortunately for Joel, Jess does.

28:25Man, I feel like a woman.

28:27Do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do.

28:31Hey!

28:32Oh, shit!

28:33You all right?

28:34Wait your turn, Joel.

28:37In Otter's pocket, Sha feels like a woman as well.

28:40Luckily, one's about to fall into her lap.

28:45I can't, actually.

28:46I don't think...

28:47And it's just like...

29:00This is like such a dream.

29:21I am not doing that for you.

29:22Absolutely not.

29:23I am not.

29:24Because I wouldn't...

29:24No!

29:25No!

29:27I can't.

29:39I think somebody needs to put the kettle on and calm down.

29:42Thanks, Joel.

29:46I knew I could rely on you.

29:48Did you make me tea?

29:50Mm-hm.

29:51I'm so excited.

29:55You're the second person ever to make me tea.

30:01My nan was first, like, way back when.

30:04Mm-hm.

30:05My sister's boyfriend was the second last week,

30:09and now you're the third, so...

30:11How'd you like your tea?

30:12Milky or just...

30:14Oh, I don't know.

30:14...decent?

30:16Da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da.

30:18Here's your tea.

30:18Yours.

30:21Oh!

30:22Okay.

30:24Cheers!

30:25No worries.

30:27Probably tastes like shit, but I can hold on.

30:29I'll make more of it.

30:33I love it.

30:35Good.

30:36Thank God.

30:38Yeah, I enjoyed that.

30:40That's nice.

30:41No worries.

30:43HE LAUGHS

30:43You know, every cabin should have a Joel.

30:47If he was in Beaversborough, he could help with those dirty dishes.

30:51Oh, we need to go out.

30:53Oh, man!

30:56Baby shop...

30:56DO-DO-DO-DO-DO-DO-DO-DO-DO-DO-DO-DO-DO-DO-DO-DO-DO-DO-DO-DO-DO-DO-DO-DO-DO-DO-DO-DO-DO-DO-DO-DO-DO.

31:03Someone rescue me, please.

31:04R-E-S-P-E-S-T-E!

31:06You saw that arm?

31:07No, I've told you!

31:09If it's bothering you that much, you take a look.

31:14And if he was in Otto's pocket, he could help with the...

31:17Oh!

31:18I mean, I don't want to move you,

31:19but you're going to have to come the other way.

31:23I feel like we need to just get into bed.

31:24I feel like I need to do a roly-poly and I'll make it from bed.

31:26Ah, absolutely not.

31:27If I do a roly-poly?

31:28I mean, no!

31:30What's your jam and cheese sandwich?

31:32Actually, I don't think Shah and Sarah need any help.

31:37Might be best if we just leave them on their own.

31:40I'm going in.

31:43I won't go on the inside, please!

31:45Not sure if Joel might need a bit of help himself, though.

31:48Well, you've messed the bed up now.

31:50It's your fault.

31:53This is really nice.

31:55I like it.

31:56Are you a cuddler?

31:57Or are you not?

31:59I'm both.

32:00I'm both.

32:01Yeah, I do like a good candle as well.

32:03Start off having a cutch,

32:04and then when you go to sleep,

32:06go your separate way, is it?

32:07Yeah, is it?

32:08Yeah.

32:09I'm the same.

32:10Big spoon, little spoon.

32:15I like being a little spoon.

32:16Good night to you too.

32:17Good night to you too.

32:18Oh, nothing like a nice innocent spoon at bedtime.

32:22And we all know where spooning li-

32:23Oh, you know what I mean.

32:24And we all know where spooning li-

32:30Oh, you know what I mean.

32:34And it looks like Robin is busy with a dirty spoon.

32:37Keep going till you lick the spot.

32:38Oh.

32:39Oh.

32:40And it looks like Robin is busy with a dirty spoon.

32:41Keep going till you lick the spot.

32:42Oh.

32:43And a dirty plate, and a dirty bowl, and lots of dirty glasses.

32:50I don't know where you put the tablet.

32:51Figure it out, please.

32:52Oh.

32:53Oh.

32:54Oh.

32:55Oh.

32:56Oh.

32:57Oh.

32:58Oh.

32:59Oh.

33:00Oh.

33:01Oh.

33:02Oh.

33:03Oh.

33:04Oh.

33:05Oh.

33:06Oh.

33:07Oh.

33:08Oh.

33:09Oh.

33:10Oh.

33:11Oh.

33:12Oh.

33:13Oh.

33:14Oh.

33:15Oh.

33:16Oh.

33:17Oh.

33:18Oh.

33:19Oh.

33:20Oh.

33:21Oh.

33:22Oh, God.

33:23Please, may I have your help?

33:25Please, can you help me?

33:28PHONE RINGS

33:29Yeah, it's working.

33:31Sorted it.

33:32You haven't flushed the toilet!

33:35Two days and I'm seeing your true colours.

33:38Maybe I've done it on purpose.

33:40Hi.

33:45Hi.

33:48Are you tired?

33:49A little bit.

33:50Yeah, I am.

33:51I'm gonna trump.

33:52Oh.

33:53A little bit.

33:54Yeah, I am.

33:55I'm gonna trump.

34:02I won't get under it covered.

34:04It's a frosty morning here in Cabin Land.

34:05Oh, it's a frosty morning here in Cabin Land.

34:29Do I even detect a little bit of a chill inside Otter's pocket?

34:40It's just as quiet as you've been and I don't know how I feel about it.

34:46It's much hotter in Stag's Mount.

34:49Unfortunately, not in the way Jess and Joel might have been hoping.

34:53It was boiling last night.

34:55Really?

34:56It was boiling.

34:58It wasn't.

34:59It was quite cosy.

35:01Pity you didn't sleep, Joel, because you've got a busy morning ahead.

35:05Well, you all have.

35:07Ooh.

35:08Right, put the kettle on, Robin, because it's time for the question we all need to know the

35:15answer to.

35:16Have you had your poo yet?

35:19And once we know the answer to that, what's the second most important question?

35:24Yes.

35:25Who wants another date?

35:26I need a shower!

35:28You need to shower?

35:30Yeah!

35:31I'll be out in a sec.

35:36If you sit back and put your knees up, apparently that helps.

35:41What?

35:42Is it out?

35:55Have you washed your hands?

35:57Yeah.

35:58I just need your shower now.

35:59You taking the piss?

36:00Yeah.

36:01No, I'm getting in first.

36:02Sorry.

36:03Nope.

36:04Nope.

36:05Nope.

36:06How's that piss?

36:08Bye-bye.

36:10But things are getting sticky in Otter's pocket.

36:20And not just because the girls have run out of tequila.

36:22No, they've also run out of dates.

36:25Are you actually okay?

36:28I'm not going to lie to you.

36:30I'm very excited to go home.

36:32Which is handy, because you will be in a few hours.

36:35The question is, will Shah be travelling with you?

36:37Because you're hungover?

36:39Oh, shit, Shah.

36:42I always thought that would be me.

36:46And this would be you.

37:00Morning, Breadhead.

37:01Hi!

37:02How are you doing?

37:03Hey, you all right?

37:04I'm good!

37:05What have you been doing?

37:06Overnight.

37:07We've just turned into an old married couple and fighting over the shower and shit like

37:11that.

37:12That's nice to be fair.

37:13I like that.

37:14He doesn't mind me farting or anything like that.

37:17Which is great, innit?

37:19It's a requirement.

37:20Hey.

37:21So, do you like him?

37:22I don't know if he's a bit young.

37:23How old is he?

37:24He's 22, turning 23 this month.

37:29What?

37:30You're only 24.

37:31Yeah, I know.

37:32But...

37:33You're a little confused.

37:34Confused?

37:35It's really very simple, Jess.

37:36Do you like him enough to stay another night?

37:37Or do you want to go now?

37:38Unless, of course, you're Sha and Sarah who have to leave.

37:39But will it be together?

37:40I don't know if he's a bit young.

37:41How old is he?

37:42He's 22, turning 23 this month.

37:43What?

37:44You're only 24.

37:45Yeah, I know.

37:46But...

37:47You're a little confused.

37:48Confused?

37:49It's really very simple, Jess.

37:50Do you like him enough to stay another night?

37:51Or do you want to go now?

37:52Unless, of course, you're Sha and Sarah who have to leave.

38:06But will it be together?

38:07Or separately?

38:08Actually, now I've said it out loud, it's quite complicated, isn't it?

38:14Beg, get it, get it.

38:17Oh, this is sad that this is the last time.

38:20I hope you're enjoying your stay.

38:22And that you have found love among these...

38:25What?

38:26The trees?

38:27Be with Boris still available should you wish to extend your stay for another night.

38:33Check out time today, it's 11.30am, as unfortunately the cabin has another booking from today.

38:39Before you pack and leave, you have one final big decision to make.

38:43Please let us know whether you'll be leaving as two single people, or you'll be leaving as an exclusive cabin couple.

38:49Have I made a good first impression on you?

38:52Yeah.

38:53Yeah?

38:54Do you fancy me?

38:55Yeah, do you fancy me?

38:56Yeah, I do.

38:57That's a bonus.

38:58Do you have any doubts?

39:00No, but...

39:03Don't panic.

39:05Don't panic.

39:06No, it was just...

39:08I've never gone out with anyone younger than me.

39:11You know, it's only like a year.

39:13Don't forget this is early stages, so...

39:15Yeah, of course.

39:16Like, we're still getting to know each other, so...

39:18Mm-hm.

39:21So, would you say, like, so far, there is, like, problems or issues that we've tackled, or...?

39:26No, I don't want to say so.

39:28He's wrote about me that annoys you.

39:30Erm...

39:31I feel in a way that you can do more.

39:36Like, say, for instance, like, last night, you know, I don't know how to sort a dishwash her up.

39:40But just, like, trying, like, a bit more, don't you think?

39:43It's not as though I'm just monging out on the sofa all day.

39:47I'll pull my weight.

39:48Yeah.

39:49That's good.

39:50That's good to hear.

39:57I've had the best time.

39:58Me too.

39:59It's been amazing.

40:00It's been, like, so fun.

40:01The whole experience from start to finish.

40:05Have you ever felt like this before?

40:08No.

40:09No?

40:10No.

40:11I don't think so.

40:12Like, what?

40:13Like, meeting somebody straight away and just, like, clicking with them and liking them and just feeling good about the whole thing.

40:20I think you are really easy to get along with. You're really fun. You're just really down to earth and I like that.

40:32You're easy to talk to. Fun, bubbly.

40:36Knows over how to have a good time.

40:39I don't have to struggle to say anything to you.

40:41Oh, good.

40:42Well, um, like, obviously, we're thinking of staying, yeah?

40:48Yeah.

40:49Cool.

40:50Well, I'd like to stay for another night.

40:54Would you?

40:55Yeah.

40:56I can't call that on table. I'm not afraid. If you're down, that's fine.

40:59I think an extra night will probably help.

41:03Yeah.

41:04To figure out more, you know, find out more about you and, you know, how compatible we are and stuff like that.

41:10Mm-hm.

41:11And, you know, it'd be good. So, if you feel the same then.

41:14Definitely.

41:16Come here.

41:17Nah!

41:21Alright, shall I go wash up?

41:22You've got me for another... Nah, don't use that.

41:24But in Otter's pocket, they've got to leave, one way or another.

41:27I've never, like, dated anybody and felt this way about them.

41:39Stop. Don't make me do this.

41:41That's too cute.

41:43Eh, eh, ah!

41:45Eh...

41:46Thanks for that.

41:50Erm...

41:52Erm, I haven't hit in a very long time.

41:56I haven't hit in a very long time felt that I've, erm...

42:00Met someone that I can just be myself around.

42:06I haven't felt like it in a very long time.

42:09I haven't felt like I've had much hope in something before.

42:16That is...

42:17That's a...

42:18That's a thing I've never really...

42:20Never really gotten.

42:21Yeah.

42:24But it's nice.

42:25Erm...

42:26I've not had the tummy tickles in a while, so that's good.

42:29I definitely wanna, like, continue this and see you more.

42:38I wanna see where it goes.

42:39Yeah, me too.

42:41There's definitely no doubt we're not gonna be something.

42:44Mm-hm.

42:45Yeah.

42:46I agree.

42:53One last selfie.

42:54One last selfie.

42:55With someone

42:57Put a little love on me

43:00Yeah

43:01Put a little love on me

43:02Yeah

43:03Put a little love on me

43:04Oh, here we go.

43:06When the lights come up in this snow

43:10Are you ready?

43:11I'm ready.

43:12Bye, cabin.

43:13Excited to see my driving.

43:15Nope.

43:16Here we go.

43:17Bye, cabin.

43:20Thanks for the cabin wife and the memories.

43:23And the memories.

43:24I'll miss them.

43:25But hopefully they'll keep in touch.

43:27I'll look them up on MySpace.

43:28Wait, I feel like I'm getting steamy.

43:30Can you control?

43:31What?

43:32The steam.

43:33Erm...

43:34I mean, maybe.

43:35Good luck!

43:36Yay!

43:37And it's good luck for the next 24 hours for two of our daters.

43:40What?

43:41Can Jess and Joel take their relationship to the next level?

43:44Am I your type?

43:45No.

43:46But I think you are very good looking.

43:48Okay.

43:49Or have they worn themselves out too early?

43:52The vibe I'm getting at is not a vibe of having an emotional connection with someone.

43:59Has Mamudo taken things too far?

44:01I look like a fucked up smurf.

44:05And tomorrow we welcome two fresh newbies into the cabins.

44:10Crap.

44:11Ladies and gentlemen, welcome on board to Holly Airwise.

44:16Babe, look!

44:18More daters!

44:19Can we go and see?

44:20How fun do they look?

44:21Look at her jacket.

44:22She looks cooler than you, babe.

44:23No offense.

44:24She does!

44:25She actually looks cooler than you.

44:26Right, babes, I'm pulling in.

44:29Shall you go say hello?

44:30Yeah, we'll go say hello.

44:31How long have you been in here?

44:32One night.

44:33One night.

44:34Oh, okay!

44:35Yeah, what about you guys?

44:36We actually last did the fold the full time.

44:38She's coming back to mine now.

44:39Amazing!

44:40Love it.

44:41Do you guys think you're a thing?

44:42We're having a good time.

44:43Good.

44:44Well, good luck with it all.

44:45Oh, thanks.

44:46And good luck to you guys as well.

44:47Thank you!

44:48Bye, guys.

44:50See you soon.

44:51Bye.

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