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  • 6/3/2025
The Cabins Season 1 Episode 1

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00:00It might be chilly outside but a cast of brave singletons are checking out of
00:11modern-day dating in order to check in to three remote and luxurious log cabins.
00:20Moving in together for an extreme first date as dating has got a hot new home.
00:29There's Stag's Mount, Otter's Pocket and Beaver's Burrow in steamy hot tubs and with the fires
00:49of passion roaring, these hot and bothered singletons will spend 24 hours getting to
00:57know their date.
00:58Everywhere I'm looking is beautiful.
01:00Oh God, I'm going to go red.
01:01How many times do you masturbate a week?
01:03Wow.
01:04This is not for me.
01:06Making their own entertainment before finally deciding whether to extend their stay.
01:12Have you ever felt like this before?
01:13No?
01:14No.
01:15But when checkout time comes...
01:17Am I your type?
01:18No.
01:19Oh God.
01:20Will they leave broken hearted?
01:21I don't think I'm ready to let anyone in.
01:24Or together as an exclusive cabins couple?
01:27I'd like to know this is where I stand or no, that's not where I stand.
01:34Yeah.
01:35This is the cabins.
01:40Wow.
01:41Oh my God.
01:42Wow.
01:43All right?
01:44All right, Olivia.
01:45This 22-year-old wants a man who can see past the lip gloss and eyeliner and into her
02:01heart.
02:02I think guys might find my look very intimidating because I look all glam.
02:09The way she's swinging that chopper around, I'm not surprised they're intimidated.
02:14I think a guy would sort of have to really prove me wrong to find the soft side.
02:20I'm really consistent as well, I think.
02:22They're sort of like nice for one week and then they're not nice and I'm like, well,
02:25two different people.
02:26Oh my God.
02:28Too posh for me.
02:30I don't even really go on dates.
02:37How funny if I think I've been on one or two and that was at the local pub.
02:42Oh my God.
02:45Well, if she thinks that's impressive, wait till she spots a date.
02:49Oh my God.
02:53Yes, here to give you a taste of his Yorkshire pudding, it's 26-year-old Tom from Leeds.
02:59Years ago I used to be quite overweight, which personality obviously were a key thing.
03:09Women are overly attractive to an overweight kid playing video games.
03:14So got into a gym, got more and more fitness, a bit better looking.
03:18So I'm a good looking guy with a fat person's personality.
03:21So what's the secret to making yourself a bit better looking then?
03:28Truthfully, I go to the gym maybe six days a week.
03:32Yeah, right.
03:33That's a lie.
03:34It's actually seven days a week.
03:35And that's why I'm a glorious man mountain that I am today.
03:39Because of the way I look, I attract the wrong kind of women.
03:49They're very much more into the physique rather than anything else.
03:53I'm not just a piece of meat.
03:58No, Tom, in those trousers we can see your two veg as well.
04:03Interesting hand luggage, by the way.
04:05Hi!
04:06Hey, how are we doing?
04:07Oh my God.
04:08How are we doing?
04:09I'm good, thank you.
04:10How are you?
04:11Fantastic, thank you.
04:12How amazing is this, please?
04:13It's actually stunning.
04:14I was literally going to cry as I walked in.
04:16I'm Olivier.
04:17Tom, nice to meet you.
04:18You're tall.
04:19Yeah.
04:20Love it.
04:21Oh, you made yourself comfy with slippers already, haven't you?
04:24Where are you from?
04:25Leeds.
04:26No.
04:27What about you?
04:28Hull.
04:29Are you actually literally next door?
04:30Yes.
04:31That's not too bad.
04:32That's a good start, isn't it?
04:33I love it in here.
04:34You can move my slippers.
04:36I was planning on it.
04:37I've been walking about, having a look.
04:38I'm sat here on my own for ages.
04:40Really?
04:41You look fantastic, by the way.
04:43So do you.
04:44I like the way you dress.
04:45It's a good job, isn't it?
04:46I didn't spend about 20 hours trying to figure out what to wear at home.
04:49I mean, I did.
04:50I was like, what do I wear?
04:53Magnus.
04:54But there's loads for us to do.
04:55I just want to play beer pong, if I'm honest.
04:57I know someone else who might fancy beer pong.
04:59Am I hanging out?
05:01Am I in?
05:02Oh, you look lovely.
05:07Hoping for that warm and fuzzy feeling inside Otter's pocket is 29-year-old Charlotte.
05:12Or Shar to her friends.
05:14By day, I'm an operations manager.
05:16And by night, I'm CEO of Tequila and Bad Decisions.
05:19My dating profile online currently says achievements won 2009's Rear of the Year in my small town college.
05:29Number two, I got arrested in South Korea.
05:33And number three, I have a standard McDonald's order that activates the fasten seatbelt alarm when placed on the seat.
05:38Which is attractive, right?
05:42Oh, I'm so nervous.
05:44I don't know whether to, like, have a shot of tequila.
05:48I clean my teeth or lay on the kitchen counter covered in sushi.
05:52I think I'm going to be myself completely and fully because what have I got to lose?
06:02Uh, dignity, self-respect, I could go on.
06:08But you might just land yourself a perfect match.
06:12In the shape of 26-year-old Sarah from Blackpool.
06:15Oh, my God, babe.
06:16I think I can see her.
06:17She's coming.
06:18Either that, but there's someone really fit going for a leisurely walk.
06:22I think people's first impression, when they see me, they expect me to be a little bit nastier than I am.
06:39I guess I come across really tough and intimidating, but I'm actually not.
06:42I am a marshmallow.
06:44I'm the type of person who writes on your lunchbox before you go to work.
06:49That's me.
06:51Please don't show that.
06:53Being gay, but not like your typical lesbian, I do often get girls that kind of, like, are intrigued.
07:00I don't want to be experimented on anymore.
07:03People quite evidently just want to get you into bed and want to bang.
07:07I've never had something real.
07:09I've never had something where I think I'm going to be able to marry you.
07:14Right.
07:15No pressure then, Sharl.
07:19Wish me luck.
07:20I hope she likes me.
07:24Oh, my God.
07:25Hi.
07:26It's so nice to meet you.
07:27Hey, are you OK?
07:28Do you want help?
07:29No, no, it's good.
07:30How hard was that?
07:31Get up with the gravel?
07:32Hi.
07:33I know.
07:34Hi.
07:35Hi, Sharlene.
07:36Nice to meet you.
07:37Sharlene.
07:38It's so weird.
07:39How are you doing?
07:40I've set us up beer pong.
07:42OK.
07:43I guess we met you.
07:44Yes.
07:45Amazing.
07:46I have brought you something else as well.
07:48Oh, quite.
07:49Mine's upstairs.
07:50I kind of packed more than you because I was optimistic that I was going to stay a while.
07:54My biggest cross.
07:55I just, like, I kind of, like, have loads out and then I was like, right, I want to narrows down.
07:58I don't want to be one of those people who over-pack too much.
08:00Yeah.
08:01I was like, yeah.
08:02Well, you can buy me some of my shit if you need it.
08:03Not that you'll need it, but I've already done tequila.
08:05I want the Wellian dress look.
08:07Oh, thank you.
08:08I'm going to put this down, too.
08:10Oh, my gosh.
08:11I literally was watching you walking and I was like...
08:13Were you watching me?
08:14Well, I saw it.
08:15I was like, that's blonde.
08:16I know she's blonde.
08:17I can see her.
08:18I was trying to zoom in with my eyes.
08:19I just messaged my favourite friend and I was like, okay, she looks fit.
08:23Do you want a tequila shot?
08:24Definitely not.
08:25Jesus Christ.
08:26I've already done one.
08:27You're like, I need one.
08:28Do you drink?
08:29I do, yeah.
08:30Yeah, you're safe.
08:31I do drink.
08:32That's okay.
08:33You're like, I need a drink now.
08:34I know.
08:35And breathe.
08:36Oh, my God.
08:37So, what do you do?
08:38So, I waitress, but, like, part-time.
08:41And then I sort of fitness model.
08:44Cool.
08:45And then I'm just learning to be a qualified PT, but I do PT in any way.
08:48Oh, amazing.
08:49Because, yeah, I went from, like...
08:50No, I wasn't, like, fat.
08:51But, like, I went from, like, chunky to, like, slim, and then I got all obsessy with it.
08:54Yeah?
08:55And now I'm doing a lot.
08:56That's good, though.
08:57Yeah.
08:58That's what I need in my life, something that goes to gym.
09:00I can definitely hop out there.
09:02Right.
09:03How cool is that, though?
09:04Like, like, hot tub and stuff and everything.
09:06I know, it's so cool here, right?
09:08Yes, we've even got beds, as Tom has already worked out.
09:12Yeah.
09:13Do you know what, though?
09:14This is something I do need to test out on the basis of.
09:16It's amazing.
09:17I jumped on it.
09:18So...
09:19I'm a gentleman on all, but you can piss off with sleeping on soap.
09:22Yeah, I shotgun this side as well.
09:24What if I, like, have a bad nightmare and then I go straight into the wood?
09:27How tall are you?
09:286'4".
09:29Ooh, I love that.
09:30Do you know what you remind me of?
09:31Go on.
09:32Don't say you're like your brother or something.
09:33Channing's here.
09:34You know what?
09:35I'll take it.
09:36It's the hair for me.
09:37I'll take it.
09:38I love it.
09:39Why are you putting on my stuff on?
09:40It's my side, it's your side.
09:41I mean...
09:42Oh, it's gorgeous, oh, innit?
09:43I don't...
09:44I mean, this is literally, like, ten times better than Nando, isn't it?
09:49Oh, thanks, Tom.
09:52That's just the look we were going for.
09:54Did you play beer pong?
09:56So, if you get it in, I've got to drink it?
09:59Yeah.
10:00I'm, like, there, like, I don't know how to play beer pong, guys.
10:03I don't know if that might...
10:04I actually think that might be tequila.
10:06Bottom's up.
10:08Oh, fuck.
10:09Just toss it right back.
10:18Looks like you can count on Sha to be all over the rules of beer pong, Sarah.
10:23And downriver, something else is stirring.
10:26Oh, no, there's a puddle.
10:30Ooh, it looks pretty, though.
10:33Oh, my God, wow.
10:36You ready for me, guys?
10:38Well, we're ready when you are.
10:40Putting the camp into campfire, it's 21-year-old Sophia.
10:44If I've woken up in the morning and he hasn't legged it out the door, win-win for me.
10:49Oh, where's your self-esteem, hun?
10:51Come on!
10:52Straighten up that tiara.
10:53You are a princess.
10:54I'm a pageant girl at heart.
10:56Everything has to be over the top.
10:58Sparkle.
11:00Here we have my sparkly ball bag.
11:07There's nothing actually in my ball bag.
11:10You've got to match those earrings.
11:13That's literally just fallen off.
11:16I've only ever had one boyfriend.
11:25One.
11:26I've been on dates, but it's never got to the boyfriend bit, really.
11:32Ooh, la-la!
11:33Ooh, ooh, la-la!
11:34Well, Sophia, diamonds are forever.
11:36And after this 24 hours, maybe boyfriends will be too.
11:40Ooh, la-la!
11:41Ooh, ooh, la-la!
11:43Oh.
11:44Stop.
11:45He's not here.
11:46Hello.
11:47We good.
11:48We good.
11:49OK.
11:50Oh, my God!
11:51I don't know what to do.
11:55Don't be weird. Get the weirdest out now. Get it out now.
11:58Oh, no, I missed a part of my legs. They're a bit hairy.
12:01I wonder if her date has brought an empty ball bag with him as well.
12:05Just can't wait, man.
12:06Just can't wait to gloss into your eyes and smile.
12:11And then...
12:13I wonder if that actually works for him.
12:17Woo!
12:19Guess not.
12:20Oh, my days!
12:22Otherwise, 21-year-old Abraham would be able to find his own way
12:25into the beaver's burrow.
12:34I am spending too much time being a wingman
12:37when I should be winging myself.
12:46I feel like a lot of girls perceive me
12:48as just being, like, the nice guy, like a...like a pillow.
12:52I feel like I've been doing the right stuff,
12:55but just for the wrong girls.
13:02Oh, I'm so nervous.
13:04Oh, my days!
13:05This is mud.
13:10Don't know what he's so worried about.
13:11He's even been to the all-night garage for flowers.
13:14Sweet!
13:15Oh, this is leng.
13:17Oh, my...
13:18Hello!
13:19Hi!
13:23Whoa!
13:24This is really nice.
13:25Hello!
13:25Hi!
13:26Nice to meet you!
13:26Hi!
13:27You all right?
13:27You OK?
13:28Oh, we brought a guitar!
13:29Yeah, I'll just get you some...some flowers.
13:30Oh, thank you!
13:31Yeah, yeah, yeah, there it is.
13:32Oh, thank you!
13:33Oh, thank you!
13:33Do you want a hi, girl?
13:34Yeah!
13:35Hi, Sophie.
13:35Hi, Sophie.
13:36Hi, Sophie.
13:36Hi, Sophie.
13:37Hi, Sophie.
13:37Yeah, I'm Abraham.
13:38Nice to meet you.
13:38That's such a cool name.
13:39Yeah, you saw...you saw...you saw really nice, by the way.
13:42Hi.
13:43I was just thinking, this person that I meet, I just hope that the energy's there.
13:46Yeah.
13:47And the fact that the energy's here, I'm just like...
13:48No, honestly.
13:49I love the fact that you brought a guitar.
13:50That's so cool.
13:51Honestly, all right, mate.
13:52It's...it's crazy, man.
13:53It's crazy.
13:54Um...
13:55OK, wait.
13:56Hold on.
13:57It's called, apparently, the beaver's burrow.
13:58So, I was like, why is there, like, a random beaver?
14:01Which isn't something you expect to see on a first date, is it?
14:05So will it be smiley face or thumbs down on The Messages Home?
14:13And I wonder if Sarah will have a similar first impression?
14:18We'll see.
14:19Who will Tom text first?
14:21Yes, his mum, which is a good sign, isn't it, Olivia?
14:34And how long before Sophia really does get the weirdness out?
14:38I don't really wear shoes.
14:51You're not?
14:52No.
14:53I think Tom's showing you his softness.
14:54I don't really wear shoes.
14:55You're not?
14:56No.
14:57I think Tom's showing you his soft and fluffy side, Olivia.
15:10I like tidy.
15:11I hate mess.
15:12Char has brought a present that will help get her face as close to Sarah's lips as possible.
15:18I thought my mug on a mug would be, like, a great souvenir.
15:22But is Sarah going to let her fill it with tequila?
15:26If only dating were so straightforward for Sophia...
15:29How do you flirt with someone?
15:32Oh!
15:34At least Abraham is, er, nice and relaxed.
15:38I'm really overthinking this.
15:40So, how did the first impressions go, girls?
15:47Tell me everything.
15:48No, she's actually really nice.
15:51Like, she seems really quite, like, cool.
15:53Oh, my God.
15:54She's so cute.
15:56She's, like, super, super fit as well.
15:59She definitely drinks more than I do.
16:02That, definitely.
16:03Like, the first thing was alcohol, alcohol, alcohol.
16:06But, er, no, she seems really, really nice, actually, like, really sweet.
16:09So far, so good.
16:10So far, so good.
16:11So, probably a little out of my league, but let's roll with it.
16:15Aim high.
16:18I'm sure there's room for a little I Heart Shah tattoo on there somewhere.
16:22Do I need to update me mother, to be fair?
16:25Your man?
16:26Good old Louise, yeah.
16:27Let's hope she's not asking for a lift home.
16:29Tell her I said hi.
16:30Hey, Louise.
16:31How we doing, darling?
16:32Good.
16:33Shall I?
16:34I'm a new son-in-law.
16:35Don't get ahead of yourself.
16:36Oh, she'll be absolutely buzzing.
16:38All right, here we go.
16:54Roll the dice.
16:55Let's do this.
16:56There you go.
16:58So...
16:59I think this is a bit like Pictionary, only ruder.
17:02Dirty, dirty, dirty game.
17:04Much ruder.
17:06OK, so, this is nice.
17:08I mean, I'm not the best.
17:10I mean, if you like Harry Potter and shit...
17:12Do you?
17:13Do you?
17:14Yeah, why?
17:15Same.
17:16Do you actually?
17:17Yeah.
17:18Obsessed.
17:19I love watching Harry Potter Christmas.
17:20I love it.
17:21Oh, that's adorable.
17:22All right, then.
17:23So, on that note, then, I've got a bit of a horrendous secret as well.
17:26Go on, go on, go on.
17:27I am very much a large fan of Disney.
17:30No!
17:31Yeah, I love it!
17:32I can...
17:33Yeah, I note words to pretty much every Disney song out there.
17:35Do you?
17:36It looks like you like Disney.
17:37That is so cool.
17:38Oh, yeah, 100%.
17:39Erm, I fucked this one right up.
17:41I mean...
17:42It's like a witch.
17:43Not a witch.
17:44The other one.
17:45Wizard.
17:46Yeah, there you go.
17:47And what's this?
17:48This is his wand.
17:49And this is his gown.
17:51This would be his...
17:52Arm.
17:53Close, but what goes over your arm?
17:55Cloak.
17:56Look.
17:57It's a sleeve, you melon.
17:59Wizard sleeve?
18:01Wizard sleeve.
18:02Erm, anyway...
18:06Moving swiftly on.
18:08No, I don't remember Harry Potter and the wizard sleeve either.
18:13Anyway, Tales from the Beavers Burrow sounds much more fun.
18:18How many boyfriends have you had?
18:20One.
18:21I've never got past a second date.
18:24Really?
18:25Never.
18:26So...
18:27I am the world's worst for dates.
18:30Well, you're doing a good job now.
18:31So well.
18:32I'm trying to...
18:33Yeah, like, you know...
18:34Oh, my weirdness is a little bit, not gonna lie.
18:35Yeah, no, no, no.
18:36You know, you're doing a good job now, I'm not gonna lie.
18:38Either people find me too over the top...
18:40Yeah.
18:41...or I say really awkward or weird things.
18:44Yeah.
18:45Abraham doesn't look like a man who would be easily scared off to me.
18:50OK, so one of the things that I also do is I run a drag pageant.
18:56Yeah, for drag queens.
18:59I brought you a little something-something,
19:01cos I don't know how much you know about drag.
19:04I think his face tells you how much he knows about drag, Sofia,
19:07but I have been wrong before.
19:09I'm taking not a lot, OK?
19:11No, I do not know what you're about to whip out.
19:15Your face looks terrified.
19:17I am so scared right now.
19:18OK, close your eyes.
19:19Close your eyes.
19:20Close your eyes.
19:21Close your eyes.
19:22Close your eyes.
19:23Close your eyes.
19:24OK.
19:28OK, open.
19:30Open your eyes.
19:33I think they look quite good on you.
19:35Oh, my God.
19:36Oh, my God.
19:37Oh, my Lord.
19:38I think they look quite cute.
19:43No drag boots for Shah and Sarah.
19:45They have, however, got a dirt bucket.
19:47Quiet at the back, please.
19:49It's a wine cooler full of leading questions.
19:52OK, how would you describe love?
19:54I don't know.
19:55Like, somebody that you can just, like,
19:57go to bed at night without thinking,
19:59do they love me or not?
20:00Like, that's, like, I want that person...
20:02That's a cute explanation.
20:03..that's just, like, I don't have to question if they like me.
20:06Yeah.
20:07That's the kind of people that I end up with.
20:08Like, the girls that I'm like,
20:09mm, do they actually like me or not?
20:10OK.
20:11So, yeah.
20:12I've never, like, been in love, in all fairness.
20:16Really?
20:17Never.
20:18I even turned around to my mum, I was like,
20:19I don't think I'm ever going to find someone.
20:20She was like, you're only 26, shut up!
20:22And I'm like, I know I'm only 26, Mum, but genuinely, like...
20:25It is harder to find, like, a girlie lesbian, in all fairness.
20:31Go on, tell me a little bit.
20:33Oh, I've got my dating life recently or before.
20:35Yeah.
20:36I was with a guy for ages.
20:38Like, 11 years on and off.
20:4011 years?
20:41Yeah.
20:42Mm, yeah.
20:43OK.
20:44And then what?
20:45Yeah, then we split and then, like, nobody told him I was gay,
20:47so, like, I've been, like, buying all my life.
20:49OK.
20:50And then, yeah, we were supposed to get married and everything.
20:53And I was just like...
20:54Shit.
20:55And then you got, like, the serious side of it
20:57and then you were like, I can't do this kind of thing.
20:59Yeah, it was, like, a year away from the wedding
21:01and then, yeah, and then I just told him.
21:03I had, like, a really bad car accident, so I was like,
21:05right, that was it.
21:06You know when you just think, I can't live like this?
21:09So, like, since then I've just been, like...
21:12I had a few, like, girlfriends and stuff,
21:14which has just been awful.
21:15So how many girls have you, like, been with?
21:17Like, not, like, flat friends,
21:18and, like, that's a later on question.
21:21No, I am, like, a...
21:22Like, how many girls have you, like...
21:23Like, three?
21:24Like, had a relationship with?
21:25Like, three.
21:26Like, three?
21:27Yeah.
21:28And then, like, dated quite a few.
21:30But not, like, quite a few.
21:31Like, I'm, like, a serial dater.
21:33So, yes, this is quite a lot of two years.
21:36Anyone else got any revelations
21:38they want to share before we go any further?
21:41Have you got any messages on your phone yet?
21:43No!
21:44Oh, no!
21:45You see, when you pretend to look busy on the phone,
21:47you're just sliding left to right.
21:48Like, yeah.
21:49Just like, yep, I haven't got nothing.
22:06It's all right, Sophia.
22:10At least he knows where he stands.
22:12Pretty awkwardly in those, if you ask me.
22:18Look at this!
22:19Hello, hello!
22:20Right.
22:21Who's hungry?
22:22I meant for dinner, Olivia.
22:23I meant for dinner, Olivia.
22:30Now, normally, it could take ages for you to find out
22:33that a potential life partner can't cook.
22:35I cooked onion in the microwave.
22:39Or is a messy eater...
22:40Oh, don't be sticking your food out everywhere, then!
22:44I'm not!
22:45..or bases their whole diet around the V word.
22:50No, Sarah.
22:51I meant vegan, like our Sophia.
22:53What I would have to do is cut them up really, really,
22:56really small.
22:57It sounds really silly.
22:58I choke really easily on objects.
23:02That sounds really weird.
23:03You choke really easily on objects?
23:04No, I just...
23:05I don't chew things.
23:06I get excited when I eat and I just...
23:08get stuck.
23:09What are you getting changed into?
23:27Like, comfies.
23:30What a great day.
23:32So, Tom, or should we call you Pudding,
23:39what's next in Operation Charm Olivia?
23:43Moonlight?
23:45Cuddly animal print blankets?
23:47A swing seat for two?
23:50A hunky cabin mate?
23:52So soon you'll take me
23:56Up in your arms too late
23:59To beg you
24:00Cancel the...
24:01And a bucket full of suggestive questions.
24:05Oh, look!
24:06He's even put on matching comfies.
24:08Right, let's go.
24:09Right.
24:12Oh, I'm excited for this one.
24:13Yeah, go on.
24:14This is interesting.
24:16How good are you in bed out of ten?
24:18I don't know.
24:19I mean, it's not something you just tend to rate yourself for?
24:21No-one's rated me, but...
24:23Honestly, it depends, cos...
24:26Some people I'm just like,
24:27Nah, there was no effort putting that.
24:30And then some people, there's loads of effort putting that.
24:32Oh, you absolutely...
24:33You'd need to ask you for people.
24:35Brilliant.
24:38What's your type?
24:40I feel like one attribute that I really use
24:43when it comes to, like, women and stuff.
24:46It's the same attribute that my mum has.
24:48She's very, like, soft, kind, caring.
24:50Yeah.
24:51And you'd think, yeah, women still like that,
24:53but I feel like, back then, like, I was too soft, too caring.
25:00That's when I connected to the analogy and I say,
25:03I was doing the right stuff for the wrong girls,
25:04cos the right girl would love me to do that to them.
25:08It's really difficult.
25:09Like, I've learnt, as well, from previous experiences,
25:13from...
25:14Not saying that I'm necessarily friends with all of, like...
25:16Yeah, yeah, yeah.
25:17...any kind of, like, ex of a sort.
25:18Erm, yeah, go on, you get that.
25:20Wow, this is...
25:23Wow, this is...
25:25Wait, it's all right, one second.
25:26That's all right.
25:37The only reason why I've stayed single
25:40from, like, last relationship was, like, 16.
25:43But that girl is still at the back of my head, like,
25:47it's crazy.
25:48That girl really...
25:49She was like a parasite to my brain.
25:50Yeah.
25:51Definitely.
25:52Like, she stayed there for a very, very long time.
25:54She lived in my head rent-free.
25:56No cappuccino.
25:57She definitely did.
25:58And if she was still living up there,
26:00maybe she'd be able to warn him that no girl
26:02really wants to hear about the ex.
26:04Oh, ha, this is a good question.
26:07How many people would you be comfortable
26:09for your partner to have slept with before?
26:11Erm, honestly, not an issue to me at all about you.
26:16With girls, it's different for girls, isn't it?
26:18Er, yeah, to be honest with you, it doesn't make a difference to me.
26:20And whether you slept with this one guy a thousand times
26:23or a thousand guys once,
26:25at the end of the day, penis is a penis.
26:27You've still had the same amount of penis.
26:30It's very...
26:32The way you say things is so funny.
26:35I know.
26:36I know.
26:56Here at the cabins,
26:57the evening is entering that interesting phase.
27:02You've shared that first meal together.
27:04She's like a full roast dinner that will make you full.
27:08So it's time to slip into something a little more comfortable.
27:11I'm kind of also taken away from the fact of wanting to be a unicorn
27:14and wanting to wear, like, shorts or something.
27:16That's amazing.
27:17Has it actually got a thing on the head?
27:19It has.
27:21And spend some quality time with your new favourite person.
27:25Where did you come from?
27:27I need one of these mirrors at home, eh?
27:30This is great.
27:31I said your new favourite person, Tom.
27:34Oh, I got crammed.
27:40Mate, this is sick.
27:42Don't squeeze him too tight, Olivia.
27:44He'll shoot out of your hands like a bar of soap.
27:47Yeah.
27:49And for Sophia and Abraham,
27:50it's a chance to find out what your date is really feeling.
27:54Nah, she's nice, man.
27:55And if he's not going to tell you to your face...
27:58She's definitely my type on paper, innit?
28:00You can always just listen in on his phone call with his mate,
28:03can't you, Sophia?
28:05All jokes aside, I'm not really trying to, like, rush anything in it.
28:08It's only been, like, a couple of hours, but...
28:09You're trying to rush...
28:10Nah, but you need to let me know what's cooking.
28:11Like, let me...
28:12Like, you're not giving me deep...
28:14What is her face in?
28:16Yeah, she's got dimples.
28:18She's got very nice eyes.
28:21How...
28:22You can't hear my smile!
28:24Nah, she's got very nice eyes.
28:25She's got dimples.
28:27She's got very good skin.
28:28Nah, her face is just very, very nice to look at.
28:31Ah, let me go, bro.
28:33Yeah, I can't.
28:35Yeah, she's got a nice, cute little laugh in it.
28:38Like, you heard her in there, like...
28:40Bro, bro.
28:43Aye, aye, she can eat you, she can eat you, she can eat you.
28:46I was like, wait, I was like, wait, it's fine.
28:48Oh, my...
28:50Did you hear what he said?
28:51He said, take care of my son for me.
28:53Oh, my gosh.
28:54Yeah, all right, cool, cool, cool.
28:55You want just a spoon in, by the way?
28:57No, don't listen!
28:58You don't listen!
28:59Aye, go, go, go, go.
29:00Bye, bye, bye, bye.
29:01I didn't see him, see him, see him, see him.
29:03Well, he's making all the right noises, Sophia.
29:06And Tom is already making plans for the future.
29:09I'm 26 now, mate, so I'm ready to settle down, mate.
29:11I do want a kid, so I want a house, I want all that.
29:14Oh, yeah.
29:15Obviously, don't get me wrong, I don't want it next week.
29:18Calm down.
29:19You know what I mean?
29:20You calm down!
29:22I think you should both calm down.
29:23You'll disturb the wildlife.
29:24It's mating season for otters, you know.
29:27We could go on the porch and spot the wildlife.
29:30Otters, there you go.
29:31Well, you can't... What?
29:33If I see an otter, you will see tears come out of my eyes.
29:36Er...
29:37Like...
29:38Right, don't...
29:39I know you're not a big fan of animals, but, like,
29:41have you not seen, like, videos of otters just being otters?
29:44Like, they hold hands.
29:45Do they?
29:46Yeah, they hold hands and just lay there.
29:48They lay on their backs and they just hold hands.
29:51Like, they're the cutest frickin' things going
29:53and then they just make this, like, really weird sound.
29:57I'm not trying to be funny, but...
29:58I want to see one.
29:59I want to see one.
30:00No, they're just...
30:01Oh, they're just so cute.
30:02I love otters so much.
30:05Um, have you got your...
30:06Wow, do you know what a time is?
30:07No.
30:08It's 1.30.
30:09Oh, my gosh, you've been talking till, like, 1 o'clock in the morning?
30:12Yeah.
30:13Oh, my gosh, that's why I'm so tired.
30:14Should we get ready for bed?
30:15Yeah, I think so.
30:16I think it might be a plan, cos I don't know what's happening tomorrow.
30:18Yeah, yeah, yeah.
30:19Um...
30:20OK.
30:211.30?
30:22Wow!
30:23We spoke for ages, bro.
30:24I was thinking, why are my eyes, like...
30:25Yeah, yeah, yeah.
30:26I'm feeling really, like, chill.
30:27Um, one thing I will say, though, just in terms of, um...
30:30beds and that and how we're going to do it, I'd say, um...
30:34You can take the upstairs bed.
30:36Are you sure?
30:37110%.
30:38Oh, I feel really bad!
30:39No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
30:40It's just cos, like, like, me being real, yeah, I'm not going to lie, like, even as of now,
30:45not to say that I don't want to share beds with you...
30:47Yeah.
30:48..in terms of, like, privacy and respect...
30:50..being just respectful.
30:51OK.
30:52Like, I want you to have, like, the time of your life and have your bed.
30:55That's really sweet.
30:56No, no, no, no, it's coming, it's coming, it's coming.
30:58It's just doing it the right way, innit?
30:59Like, if I'm going to do something, I want to do it the right way.
31:01Yeah.
31:02So...
31:04Now, sharing a bed isn't always a first date problem,
31:07but Shah and Sarah have found their own solution.
31:10I'm just joking.
31:11Like, I was actually going to ask, like, do you want me to sit downstairs?
31:13Oh, my God, no, do you want to?
31:14Do you want me to?
31:15No, I was just asking if you want me to.
31:17Do you want me to be too polite?
31:18Like, it's...
31:19Do you think...?
31:20I mean, I've never, like, shared a bed with someone,
31:22I've only just met in all fairness, but...
31:24Well, you think that about, like, one-night stands now?
31:26Yeah.
31:27Yeah.
31:28Yeah.
31:29I feel like it's...
31:31No, not a thing.
31:32Do you not think it's quite hard to have, like,
31:34one-night stands with girls?
31:36What, as in, like, they just kind of stick around, or...?
31:39Yeah.
31:40Yeah.
31:41I'm not really...
31:42I'm...
31:43I don't know.
31:45I don't know.
31:46Not really.
31:47I find it, like, I find girls tend to be...
31:50I've never had a one-night stand with a girl, ever.
31:53Like, I feel like they always come back.
31:57Not that they come back, but, like, I just feel like girls are, like, more...
32:01I don't know, they're just...
32:05More, like, emotionally connected than guys.
32:08It's not a bad thing.
32:10Yeah.
32:11Er...
32:12I don't know.
32:14You're like, I've had loads.
32:16No, no, I haven't.
32:18I mean, I haven't, erm...
32:20I've not really had the one-night stand that's, like, continued to not be, either.
32:25I just...
32:27I don't know.
32:32OK.
32:33Are you all right with sleeping here?
32:34Yeah.
32:35No, honestly, I'm fine.
32:36100%.
32:37100%.
32:38I'm good.
32:39Trust me.
32:40It's all about the rules of first dates.
32:42Yes, a gentleman always keeps his undies on.
32:45Oh, my God, a bed that's actually comfortable.
32:50Looks like it's lights out already for Shah and Sarah.
32:56Why am I laughing?
32:57No, I just...
32:58I'm enjoying the whole process.
33:10MUSIC PLAYS
33:22Wait, wait, wait.
33:24Wait, there are ropes on the bed.
33:25HE LAUGHS
33:29Don't look at the bed, they're not going to lie.
33:31Why?
33:32Because, just, look at it in your own time and not right now.
33:35What are the up bed?
33:36Can I support the surprise?
33:39Oh, I'm sorry!
33:41I'm sorry!
33:42You spelled my name wrong, but that's okay.
33:45Oh, my days, I'm both so tired. I'm up and I...
33:53Yeah, proper attractive hat.
33:56Fucking incredible.
33:57It'll do me, though.
34:00Have you found it?
34:03I've hated it every second.
34:04Have you? Me too.
34:05This has been the worst day I've ever been on in my life.
34:08Fucking terrible. You're such bad company.
34:10I know.
34:11Do I like your accent?
34:12You like my accent?
34:13Yeah, I do.
34:14What's my accent?
34:15Like, Northern.
34:16I love me flirting with you.
34:19Is that you flirting? You flirting?
34:21Sorry, I'm so bad I don't pick up on anything.
34:24I know.
34:25Do you think I flirt with you?
34:27Maybe a tiny bit. You laugh quite a lot at me
34:29and I don't think I'm that funny, so maybe a little bit.
34:31Fuck.
34:32I don't know how to respond to that other than laugh.
34:34Fuck.
34:35I don't know how to respond to that other than laugh.
34:43So, the first day in the cabin draws to a close.
34:46And yes, Tom, she really has gone to sleep.
34:51Oh, and look. Sarah was right. Otters do hold hands to sleep.
35:09Dawn over the cabins.
35:28Hold my ankles.
35:30But hark.
35:31Is that a pair of otters I can hear up already?
35:43I feel like I'm on one more in every minute.
35:45Oh, three!
35:47Such playful creatures.
35:50And it's all about the delicious sizzling flesh for Tom and Olivia.
35:55Ooh, smells nice in here.
35:57Bacon looks good too.
35:59How much butter do you like on your crumpet?
36:01Loads.
36:02If it's not soaking through the crumpet then I don't want it.
36:05Now that is getting personal on a first date.
36:08Oh, yes. Great news.
36:10Want to know what a beaver sounds like?
36:12Who knew?
36:17But there's no sound coming from our beaver's burrow this morning.
36:22Well, not if Sophia can help it.
36:34Good morning.
36:35Good morning.
36:36Good morning.
36:37I take it you slept okay?
36:38Yeah.
36:39I feel like a baby, right?
36:40I feel like a baby, right?
36:41I feel like a baby, right?
36:42Oh my God, there's a bird.
36:46There is a bird in here.
36:48Right, if that door has opened, I swear to Jesus.
36:52I thought that was a bat.
36:53I thought I was going to be the next Batman.
36:55I'm not going to lie.
36:56Oh, darling.
36:57Come on, you see the window?
36:58I opened it for you.
36:59Okay, okay.
37:00Um, little, little, little birdie.
37:05Yes, nothing like getting back to nature, is there?
37:10Breakfast with a fucking view.
37:13Which is exactly what we should have put on the brochures.
37:15I know.
37:16Oh!
37:17Definitely could get used to this.
37:19There's supposed to be otters in there.
37:21Really?
37:22Mm-hmm.
37:23I've never actually seen a real otter.
37:25I do know, though, that otters, they fall asleep,
37:28holding hands with their partner so they don't drift away.
37:31Oh!
37:32That is the cutest thing ever.
37:34Well, we all know about otters sleeping habits now,
37:38don't we, Shah?
37:40Usually, they make for life.
37:42But will this pair even make it to day two?
37:45PHONE RINGS
37:47Hello.
37:49Morning, babe.
37:50How is your evening?
37:51Yeah, it was really good, thanks, babe.
37:53What do you think I should do?
37:55Yeah.
37:56Well, obviously, stick around, I think.
37:58Yeah.
37:59It sounds like you get on and you like her.
38:01Did you kiss her in a film?
38:02No, no.
38:03No.
38:04We had a screen in bed, though.
38:06It sounds positive.
38:07Sounds...
38:08Yeah, I know, but I'm used to just getting, like, tied off, so...
38:11I'll behave.
38:13Oh, it is cold in here.
38:16How did it go?
38:17How did it go?
38:18How did it go?
38:19Literally, we stayed up until, like, half three, speaking.
38:24Oh, my God!
38:26Like, we didn't even know how we managed it.
38:28He is so funny and he's just really, really easy to talk to.
38:31I'm glad you...
38:32I'm glad you like him.
38:34I don't...
38:35I generally do not know what he thinks of me.
38:37Like, I generally have no idea.
38:39Maybe...
38:40Maybe you should just...
38:41I think...
38:42I think today you need to sort of, like, kind of somehow worm in that you like him.
38:47Um...
38:48Mm.
38:49But, yeah, no, he's really sweet, bless him.
38:51Oh, you seem, like...
38:52You seem, like, all sort of, like, giddy and sort of, like, happy when you're talking about
38:57him, so that's good.
38:59She had a boyfriend for, like, 11 years, but it was, like, slightly on and off.
39:0411 years?!
39:05Yeah, but then she had to sort of, like...
39:07They were about to sort of, like, get married and stuff, and then she had to sort of say,
39:10like, no, I can't do this, cos women.
39:12I feel like...
39:13I shed loads of girlfriends.
39:14See, that's the only bit, cos I've obviously been, like, I've, like, been single for,
39:18like, three years and solidly one a year, and that was, like, completely nobody even
39:21dating-wise.
39:22So, I feel like that maybe is the bit I want to delve into a little bit more.
39:29She's calm, man.
39:30She's cool.
39:31Like...
39:33But, like I said, I'm not trying to get ahead of myself too tough, man, cos you really
39:37know how these girls get, like, once they get into my head and all that stuff.
39:44Yeah, no, all in all, like, she's super, super duper cool.
39:48Like, she's calm.
39:50Like, I don't really have anything, like, bad to say.
39:53Like, no, all in all, it's going good, man.
39:56It's going good.
39:57I can't really complain.
39:58I can definitely see myself staying for another day.
40:01So, like, yeah, she's cool, man.
40:04Love, man. Bless, bless.
40:07That's encouraging, isn't it?
40:09And handy that you left the door open for you to hear... again.
40:14And Sophia's not the only one who needs to hurry, cos it's check-out time.
40:18But will anyone check straight back in for another 24 hours?
40:21We got a little of that, eh?
40:22Woo!
40:23It's good!
40:24It's good!
40:25It's good!
40:26Yeah, that's not good.
40:27It looks bad scary.
40:28We just got a little later.
40:29Good morning, Stags.
40:30I thought it was a good morning, Slags.
40:31Good morning, Stags.
40:32We hope you are enjoying your stay and that you have found love amongst the trees.
40:46Check-out, it's 12pm today.
40:48However, Otter's Pocket is still available should you wish your essential stay for another night.
40:52Please discuss this together.
40:54So, you can go first.
40:57You don't really know if you're going to get on with someone, do you?
40:59No.
41:02With regards to the fact that, obviously, you've done all washing, which is much appreciated,
41:06you're very much personality-wise on point on what I'm trying to find.
41:11There hasn't really been a quiet moment as of yet.
41:16No.
41:17The good job is, is that you've not given me the ick.
41:20Happy days.
41:21Yeah.
41:22I mean, there's still time.
41:23Yeah.
41:24Give me another 24 hours.
41:25I'd like to find out what your friends and family think about it, I think.
41:30Ooh!
41:31Yeah!
41:32Is there anything that they would say that you've not said?
41:35Yeah, do you know what?
41:36I'm going to have to copy on that one.
41:37Yeah.
41:38Because I'd vote very much, because everyone obviously can portray this perfect person,
41:42but in reality, your friends and family know.
41:45You're very easy-going, you know.
41:48You've got the same energy as me and, you know, like, you know, you make me laugh as well.
41:56You get the jokes and references that I make, which definitely does help out the whole process.
42:01Yeah, if I had any kind of, like, doubts...
42:06So, I know that we were in a conversation about, like, other girls that you've, like, dated or whatnot.
42:11Yeah, yeah, yeah.
42:12And, like, do you know, like, your first one that you were like, yeah, yeah, yeah, like her?
42:15Yeah.
42:16Would you ever, like...
42:18I would never think that me and her would ever get back together again.
42:20Okay.
42:21Never, never.
42:22Not even when it's like, it's like, it makes me feel weird to even think about...
42:24Really?
42:25Yeah, like, nah, it's just different levels, man, I guess.
42:33I literally like children.
42:35This is so really good.
42:37Yeah.
42:39I quite like your confidence.
42:40Like, you're super confident and I like that.
42:42But, like, not, like, arrogant with it.
42:44I like the fact that I can just be stupid with you.
42:47Yeah.
42:48And, like, it's fun.
42:50Yeah, definitely.
42:51Not sat here like, okay...
42:53I really, really, really like your smile.
42:57Like, you've got a very, very good smile.
42:59It's very nice.
43:01It's very warm.
43:02I think you're very funny and you're very, like...
43:04You've got, like, a very warm presence.
43:06Aw, thank you.
43:07I'm sure I see the fact that you...
43:08It's quite evident that you're a nice person, like, already.
43:12I don't know.
43:13It's probably just because, I was saying this before, it's hard to say, isn't it?
43:15Like, I've been single, like, such a long time.
43:17Yeah.
43:18I feel like you've not been single that long.
43:20Yeah.
43:21In all fairness.
43:22I feel like you've maybe always kind of been with somebody,
43:24which is kind of a little bit of a...
43:26Like a red flag.
43:27Like a little bit.
43:30My last girlfriend was, like, about a year ago, so...
43:33And then I've literally just, like, I've not actually been with any,
43:35like, had a girlfriend, so...
43:37Yeah.
43:38Yeah.
43:39Yeah.
43:40So, yeah.
43:43I could potentially see something between us, I'm not going to lie.
43:47I reckon we'd get on really well.
43:49Yeah.
43:50Yeah.
43:51So, you want to stay?
43:52Yeah.
43:53Definitely.
43:54I do.
43:55Woo!
43:56Happy days!
43:57Yeah.
43:58Do you want to stay for another day?
44:00Yeah.
44:01Do you want to stay for another day?
44:02Yeah, I do.
44:03Yay!
44:06Do you want to stay for another day?
44:07Dorothy, it's all up to you.
44:09What'd she say?
44:10Oh, wait.
44:11Yeah, she wants to stay for another day, 100%.
44:13OK.
44:14She told me she likes you a lot, so, yeah.
44:16I want to stay for another day.
44:19So, yeah, like, I personally think an extra day would, like, help.
44:23Yeah, same.
44:24Talk about that kind of side of things, maybe.
44:27Yeah.
44:33But what will tomorrow bring?
44:35Yeah.
44:40You are welcome.
44:41Will the sun set on Tom's hopes of romance?
44:44Yeah.
44:45Come on.
44:47Will Char be able to read Sarah's body language?
44:50What's this chemical reaction that happens in your brain when you fall in love?
44:53I like the idea of love.
44:55I'm not a thousand percent sure if it's real.
44:58And when Sophia puts Abraham in the spotlight, will he get an encore?
45:03I can't tell.
45:04I can't tell.
45:05He's been doing a little.
45:06I don't know.
45:07Oh, my God.