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Tee Jay
  • 6/1/2025
Transcript
00:00Pure rules?
00:02Darling, I've been living by pure rules my entire life.
00:06Pure class, pure style, pure star power,
00:09all while these little wrist-lock warriors
00:11are grappling around like it's amateur hour.
00:14I slided the ring like it's the Oscars.
00:19No, hmm.
00:20The Grammys?
00:21No, the Met Gala.
00:23You see, this isn't just a tournament.
00:25This is a casting call.
00:26And spoiler alert, I'm the main character.
00:31So, ladies, bring your best.
00:33Bring your little holds and your rules.
00:36Because I'm bringing couture chaos wrapped
00:39in athletic excellence.
00:41Because when it comes to pure rules wrestling,
00:44I'm not just in the conversation.
00:47I am the headline.