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00:00Hey boss, we locked in the SkyEdge tech acquisition for $1.3 billion.
00:08Just need your signature to close it.
00:12Boss.
00:13Boss!
00:14What?
00:15Don't tell me you're looking at pictures of your crush Jessica again.
00:18What crush?
00:19You're looking at the future Mrs. Clooney.
00:22We've been hunting for her for eight years with no luck.
00:25What if she's married already?
00:26Well yeah, she's incredible.
00:28Of course others would see that too.
00:30Not happening.
00:36Where are you going?
00:37To the racetrack.
00:39Boss!
00:41To the racetrack.
00:54You win!
00:55Yes!
00:58Boss!
00:59The trading system is down!
01:03What?
01:04The trading system is down!
01:06We need you!
01:07The system is still placing counter-trend orders.
01:08The more the market rises, the faster we're selling.
01:09All my stop-offs are firing like crazy!
01:14We're down a hundred million already.
01:16The computer thinks this is normal.
01:17I can't do anything no matter what I try.
01:18If we do this for another hour we're going to be filing for chapter 11.
01:23Don't panic!
01:24Don't panic!
01:25The boss is here!
01:26Stop staring and get out of the chair!
01:27Go!
01:28Go!
01:29Go!
01:30Go!
01:31Go!
01:32Go!
01:33Go!
01:34Go!
01:35Go!
01:36Go!
01:37Go!
01:38Jughead, Sid!
01:39Go!
01:40Go!
01:41Youيت!
01:42Go!
01:43Go!
01:44Go!
01:45Stop staring and get out of the chair!
01:46Go!
01:47Go!
01:48Go!
01:49Go!
01:50Yesterday's rate cut didn't make it into our baseline indicators.
02:13So the model thinks up is down and down is up.
02:17So naturally it's doing exactly the opposite of what it should.
02:28Boss?
02:29Even you can't solve it?
02:32Sorry.
02:33Food coma's hitting hard.
02:35Mind grabbing me a coke?
02:39Who does she think she's fooling?
02:41What does a woman possibly know about all this?
02:43If she fixes it, I'll quit immediately.
02:45You're gonna eat those words faster than Jessica's eating those chips.
02:52Ego bus.
02:54Relax people, I just gotta reset one more parameter and we're golden.
03:10Go home, get some sleep.
03:13And with that, we're gone.
03:16Thank you, boss.
03:17You truly are the MVP.
03:19Alright, let's go folks.
03:21Come on, let her work.
03:22Let's go.
03:23You are.
03:44Nailed it.
04:08The model's fixed?
04:09The company account.
04:11Hoss is insane!
04:12Fixed the glitch, saved our butts, and made a killing in one night.
04:16Time to update that resume, Tom?
04:18Or was all that big talk just hot air?
04:20Mark, who is our boss?
04:22Really.
04:23Though this is as usual, Tom.
04:24Jessica wrote our quant trading model from scratch.
04:27Her algorithm is the reason why TB security is a ty-
04:30What on earth are we doing during work hours?
04:35And you are?
04:36Meet the chairman's son. Your new CEO.
04:39Of course, his talents have the board's complete endorsement.
04:43And last time I checked, these are crime trading hours, aren't they?
04:47Well, it's actually funny you mention that, but-
04:49You are fired!
04:50What?
04:53Here at TB, we do not tolerate mediocrity.
04:58Here at TB, we do not tolerate mediocrity.
05:01Only the best work here.
05:03You made it here on pure talent.
05:06You want to talk about mediocrity?
05:08Let's discuss that trust fund that bought your position-
05:10Did you just hit her?
05:14What the hell is wrong with you?
05:16I'm not going to waste my time talking to garbage.
05:18Here is your hush money.
05:25Take it and get out.
05:27You know what?
05:29Here's a little extra.
05:31Use it to buy yourself some makeup and cover up that bruise.
05:33No one wants to see that.
05:35Drop it.
05:36Just go handle as much as Brooke.
05:38The board paid insane money for her brain.
05:41Jackson won't have the guts to touch her.
05:43Listen up, everybody.
05:45The market is a savage wilderness.
05:48It is a dog-eat-dog world.
05:49It is eat or be eaten.
05:52You need to be apex predators.
05:55Not little fluffy performance-faking rabbits.
05:59Those will be eaten.
06:01But the real alphas, the real rainmakers among you,
06:05will be rewarded accordingly.
06:08Top of the leaderboard is...
06:16Caitlin!
06:17Where's my superstar?
06:19That would be me.
06:21Caitlin.
06:24Is this...
06:25Kayla Twist?
06:26Are you a Kayla Twist fan?
06:27You know, she has a concert tonight.
06:28Would you want to go?
06:29God, yes.
06:30This is perfect.
06:31It's perfect!
06:32Go!
06:33Now!
06:34Before you're late!
06:35And as soon as the concert's over,
06:36you're not at your desk because you're fired.
06:38What?
06:39Why?
06:40The Nikkei opens during concert hours.
06:41You know, I figured a traitor wouldn't put Kayla Twist
06:44above making trades.
06:46Those numbers must be fake.
06:47And who's your boss?
06:48I need to meet the clown that runs this circus.
06:51It's Jessica.
06:52She's here.
07:06You are fired.
07:09Move your damn foot and explain what rock you crawled out from under.
07:15Who I am doesn't matter.
07:16All that matters is that you are fired.
07:18Are you certain about firing me?
07:20You think you're some unicorn employee that this place will crash and burn without your precious brain?
07:24You wouldn't say that, exactly.
07:25Jessica hasn't slept because she was busy saving us nine figures because of a bug.
07:29Yeah, and we even made a profit.
07:31You expect me to believe that?
07:33Her name wasn't even on those reports.
07:35So take your headphones and beat it.
07:39Can't trash ruin my shoes.
07:41And to you defenders.
07:43Finance takes timing and judgment.
07:46And sticking up for her shows that you have neither.
07:49So pack your crap and follow her out the door.
07:51Leave them alone.
07:52They have nothing to do with this.
07:54I'll go.
07:55What?
07:58Is office drama more important than making money now?
08:08Susan!
08:15Boss, she's high up in trading.
08:18Firing her out of nowhere might be problematic.
08:22Susan, Susan, Susan.
08:24Look around.
08:25Finance is a men's game.
08:27Okay.
08:28As far as I'm concerned, she was just sitting there, woman in a chair and cashing paychecks.
08:31All right.
08:32I did us a favor.
08:33We should have squashed that bug a while ago.
08:40Dad, how's it going?
08:42I forgot to mention to you.
08:44There's this one woman exec you absolutely cannot mess with.
08:50Woman executive?
08:51Don't tell me it's...
08:55I need woman executives.
08:56Do we have Susan?
08:57Yeah.
08:59Just two women in executive roles.
09:02These are in the class.
09:04She's a talented board paid top dollar for.
09:07A quant model.
09:08She built it from scratch.
09:11And keeping her is non-negotiable.
09:13Our marketing dominance depends on it.
09:15Jesse.
09:16Harvard PhD.
09:17Star trader.
09:20Dad, are you talking about Jesse?
09:22Jesse.
09:23I didn't fire Jesse, did I?
09:25Actually, Jessica.
09:26She's our golden goose.
09:28Now you need to...
09:29Dad, you just focus on getting better.
09:31I'll make sure she stays, all right?
09:35Susan, tell Jesse to come to my office.
09:37Wait a minute.
09:38Okay.
09:46Pete, honey.
09:48Remember our pillow talk?
09:50Trading director.
09:52One-upping Jessica.
09:55It's time you pay up lover boy.
09:58Babe, it already took a lot of effort to get you in with those fake credentials.
10:02I know, but couldn't you be a doll and work your magic for me?
10:09We've got a new CEO.
10:11Let's lay low for a while.
10:15Keep your nose clean, will ya?
10:20Of course.
10:21All right.
10:28Pathetic.
10:29Time to upgrade my meal ticket.
10:33Shhh.
10:34Come in.
10:36Jesse.
10:38Emergency.
10:39New boss just asked Jessica.
10:40What?
10:41Wait, he fired Jessica?
10:42God, is he suicidal or just stupid?
10:44He wants you to go see him now.
10:46Am I up next on the chopping block?
10:51Okay.
10:54God.
10:55You needed something, Jackson?
11:04Jesse, right?
11:05Damn, looking good.
11:06Thanks.
11:07Word is, our quant trading model is crushing market averages.
11:12I don't say this often, but I am impressed.
11:14Wait, that's Jessica's work.
11:15How does he not know this?
11:17Uh, absolutely.
11:20Jackson, I actually pulled multiple all-nighters designing that solo.
11:26You see, I have pure talent, unlike some people who climb the corporate ladder using connections.
11:35You're referring to Jessica, right?
11:36I already fired that corporate parasite.
11:37I need your model because our fund is launching and I need it to deliver and maximize company profits.
11:48Don't worry, Jackson.
11:49With Jessica out of the way, I'll get that updated model to you in no time.
11:52That's what I like to hear.
11:54All right, get going, clock's ticking.
11:55I'm on it.
11:59That Jessie's everything Frank promised, sir.
12:01Smart and easy on the eyes.
12:03Yeah, hardly remarkable.
12:04Once I hire Miss J, I won't need her anymore.
12:07Miss J?
12:08Miss J is a trading prodigy I met online.
12:10She's the unrivaled queen of the securities trading market.
12:13So that's why Jessie doesn't measure up.
12:16You've already got someone else in mind.
12:18Always two steps ahead, Susan.
12:22Susan, do you see an issue here?
12:24Coffee.
12:25Always.
12:26Right here.
12:27Unbelievable.
12:30Miss J, you're the only woman who deserves to be my equal.
12:33Join TV and I'll hand you the entire company.
12:52Boss, we have an emergency.
12:53Your wife's in serious trouble.
12:54Are you crazy?
12:55I haven't even confessed to Jessica yet.
12:56Ah, don't go around calling her that.
12:57You told me to call her that.
12:58Eight years of this secret crush.
12:59Still no action.
13:00Look, nothing bad can happen to her when I'm...
13:01Wait, hold on.
13:02You found Jessica?
13:03We got her.
13:04She's running trading at TB Securities.
13:05Well, she was until the new CEO stepped in and fired her.
13:07Fired her?
13:08She's brilliant.
13:09How could she get fired?
13:10Something's off here.
13:11Let's go get her.
13:12This is the perfect opportunity for you to step in, be the hero, confess your feelings.
13:15You idiot.
13:16You idiot.
13:17This is the perfect opportunity to bring her on my team.
13:18Seeing each other every day.
13:19I'll finally get my shot with her.
13:20Boss, snap out of it.
13:21She's in security trading.
13:22Clooney finds her out of her.
13:23She's in peace.
13:24She's in peace.
13:25She's in peace.
13:26Well, she's in peace.
13:27She's in peace.
13:28Well, she was until the new CEO stepped in and fired her.
13:29Fired her?
13:30She's brilliant.
13:31How could she get fired?
13:32Something's off here.
13:33Let's go get her.
13:34This is the perfect opportunity for you to step in.
13:36Be the hero.
13:37Confess your feelings.
13:38You idiot.
13:39You idiot.
13:40This is the perfect opportunity to bring her on my team.
13:42See each other every day.
13:43I'll finally get my shot with her.
13:44Believe it.
13:45She's in security trading.
13:46Clooney Financial doesn't even have a brokerage division.
13:49So we'll buy one.
14:04This office is all mine now.
14:06You broke much?
14:07Disgusting.
14:15Jessica's Jackson's dream girl, Mrs. J!
14:17Jackson fired Jessica and no one knows who she really is.
14:21Jessica's Jackson's dream girl, Mrs. J?
14:28Jackson fired Jessica.
14:31And no one knows who she really is.
14:34I can take advantage of this.
14:42Jessie, what do you think you're doing?
14:51Hey boss, we locked in the SkyEdge tech acquisition for $1.3 billion. Just need your signature to close it.
14:59Boss? Boss?
15:01What?
15:02Don't tell me you're looking at pictures of your crush Jessica again.
15:05What crush? You're looking at the future Mrs. Clooney.
15:09We've been hunting for her for eight years with no luck. What if she's married already?
15:13Well yeah, she's incredible. Of course others would see that too.
15:17Not happening.
15:21Where are you going?
15:25To the racetrack.
15:26Boss!
15:29To the racetrack.
15:42You win!
15:43Yes!
15:44Boss!
15:45The trading system is down!
15:54What?
15:55The trading system is down! We need you!
16:01The trading system is still placing counter-trend orders. The more the market rises, the faster we're selling!
16:10All my stop-offs are firing like crazy! We're down 100 million already.
16:15The computer thinks this is normal. I can't do anything no matter what I try.
16:19If we do this for another hour, we're going to be filing for chapter 11!
16:22Don't panic! The boss is here!
16:32Stop staring and get out of the chair! Go!
16:34Go!
16:35Come on!
16:36Come on!
16:37Yesterday's rate cut didn't make it into our baseline indicators.
17:00So the model thinks up is down and down is up.
17:04So naturally it's doing exactly the opposite of what it should.
17:15Boss?
17:16Even you can't solve it?
17:19Sorry.
17:20Food coma's hitting hard.
17:22Mind grabbing me a coke?
17:26Who does she think she's fooling?
17:28What does a woman possibly know about all this?
17:30If she fixes it, I'll quit immediately.
17:32You're going to eat those words faster than Jessica's eating those chips.
17:39Here you go, boss.
17:44Relax people, I just gotta reset one more parameter and we're golden.
17:57Go home, get some sleep.
18:00And with that, we're gone.
18:03Thank you, boss.
18:04You truly are the MVP.
18:06Alright, let's go folks.
18:08Come on, let her work.
18:09Let's go.
18:14Let's go.
18:15Let's go.
18:16Let's go.
18:17Let's go.
18:18Let's go.
18:20Let's go.
18:21You...
18:22Nailed it.
18:35Nailed it.
18:55The models fixed?
18:57The company account.
18:58Hoss is insane!
19:00Fixed the glitch, saved our butts, and made a Kelly in one night.
19:03Time to update that resume, Tom?
19:05Or was all that big talk just hot air?
19:07Mark, who is our boss?
19:09Really?
19:10This is as usual, Tom.
19:11Jessica wrote our quant trading model from scratch.
19:14Our algorithm is the reason why TB security is a titan.
19:17What on earth are we doing during work hours?
19:22And you are?
19:23Meet the chairman's son.
19:25Your new CEO.
19:27Of course, his talents have the board's complete endorsement.
19:31And last time I checked, these are crime trading hours, aren't they?
19:35Well, it's actually funny you mention that.
19:36You are fired!
19:38Us?
19:41Here at TB, we do not tolerate mediocrity.
19:46Here at TB, we do not tolerate mediocrity.
19:49Only the best work here.
19:52We made it here on Pure Talent.
19:54You want to talk about mediocrity?
19:56Let's discuss that trust fund that bought your position-
20:00Did you just hit her?
20:02What the hell's wrong with you?
20:03I'm not going to waste my time talking to garbage.
20:09Here is your hush money.
20:12Take it and get out.
20:15You know what?
20:17Here's a little extra.
20:18Use it to buy yourself some makeup and cover up that bruise.
20:21No one wants to see that.
20:23Drop it.
20:24Just go handle as much as work.
20:27The board paid insane money for her brain.
20:29Jackson won't have the guts to touch her.
20:32Listen up, everybody.
20:33The market is a savage wilderness.
20:35It is a dog-eat-dog world.
20:37It is eat or be eaten.
20:39You need to be apex predators.
20:42Not little fluffy performance-faking rabbits.
20:46Those will be eaten.
20:48But the real Alphas, the real Rainmakers among you, will be rewarded accordingly.
21:00Top of the leaderboard is...
21:04Caitlin!
21:05Where's my superstar?
21:07That would be me.
21:08Caitlin.
21:11Is this...
21:12Kayla Twist?
21:13Are...
21:14Are you a Kayla Twist fan?
21:15You know, she has a concert tonight.
21:16Would you want to go?
21:17God, yes.
21:18This is perfect.
21:19This is perfect!
21:20Go!
21:21Now!
21:22Before you're late!
21:23And as soon as the concert's over, clean out your desk.
21:24Cause you're fired.
21:25What?
21:26Why?
21:27The Nikkei opens during concert hours.
21:29You know, I figured a traitor wouldn't put Kayla Twist above making trades.
21:33Those numbers must be fake.
21:34And who's your boss?
21:35I need to meet the clown that runs this circus.
21:37It's Jessica!
21:38She's here!
21:39It's Jessica!
21:40She's here!
21:42You are fired!
21:43Move your damn foot and explain what rock you crawled out from under.
21:45Who I am doesn't matter.
21:46All that matters is that you are fired!
21:47Are you certain about firing me?
21:48You think you're some unicorn employee that this place will crash and burn without your precious brain?
21:49You wouldn't say that exactly.
21:50Jessica hasn't slept because she was busy saving us nine figures because of a bug.
21:51Yeah, and we even made a profit.
21:52Yeah, and we even made a profit.
21:53You expect me to believe that?
21:54Her name wasn't even on those reports.
21:55So take your headphones and beat it, you too.
21:56You're right.
21:57You are fired.
21:58You are fired!
21:59Move your damn foot and explain what rock you crawled out from under.
22:01Who I am doesn't matter.
22:02All that matters is that you are fired.
22:03Are you certain about firing me?
22:04You think you're some unicorn employee that this place will crash and burn without your
22:05precious brain?
22:06You wouldn't say that exactly.
22:07Jessica hasn't slept because she was busy saving us nine figures because of a bug.
22:10Yeah, and we even made a profit.
22:11You expect me to believe that?
22:12Her name wasn't even on those reports.
22:14So take your headphones and beat it.
22:24I can't beat it yet.
22:26I can't trash ruin my shoes.
22:29And to you defenders.
22:31Finance takes timing and judgment.
22:34And sticking up for her shows that you have neither.
22:37So pack your crap and follow her out the door.
22:39Leave them alone. They have nothing to do with this.
22:42I'll go.
22:44What? Is office drama more important than making money now?
22:55Susan!
23:02Boss, she's high up in trading.
23:05Firing her out of nowhere might be problematic.
23:09Susan, Susan, Susan.
23:12Look around. Finance is a men's game.
23:15Okay, as far as I'm concerned, she was just sitting there,
23:17woman in a chair and cashing paychecks.
23:19All right, I did us a favor.
23:20We should have squashed that bug a while ago.
23:24Dad, how's it going?
23:29I forgot to mention to you there's this one woman exec you absolutely cannot mess with.
23:37Woman executive? Don't tell me it's...
23:40How many women execs do we have Susan?
23:45Just two women in executive roles.
23:49These are the ones.
23:51She's a talent the board paid top dollar for.
23:55A quant model.
23:56She built it from scratch.
23:58And keeping her is non-negotiable.
24:00Our marketing dominance depends on it.
24:02Jesse.
24:04Harvard PhD.
24:05Star trader.
24:08Dad, are you talking about Jesse?
24:10Jesse.
24:11I didn't fire Jesse.
24:12Did I?
24:13Actually, Jessica.
24:14She's our golden goose.
24:15Now you need to...
24:16Dad, you just focus on getting better.
24:18I'll make sure she stays.
24:19All right?
24:23Susan, tell Jesse to come to my office.
24:24Right away.
24:25Pete, honey.
24:35Remember our pillow talk?
24:37Trading director.
24:39One-upping Jessica.
24:42It's time you pay up lover boy.
24:44Babe, it already took a lot of effort to get you in with those fake credentials.
24:49I know, but couldn't you be a doll and work your magic for me?
24:56We've got a new CEO.
24:58Let's lay low for a while.
25:02Keep your nose clean, will ya?
25:07Of course.
25:08All right.
25:15Pathetic.
25:16Time to upgrade my meal ticket.
25:20Come in.
25:23Jesse.
25:25Emergency.
25:26New boss just asked Jessica.
25:27What?
25:28Wait, he fired Jessica?
25:29God, is he suicidal or just stupid?
25:31He wants you to go see him now.
25:33Am I up next on the chopping block?
25:38Okay.
25:41God.
25:49You needed something, Jackson?
25:50Jesse, right?
25:51Damn, looking good.
25:53Thanks.
25:54Word is, our quant trading model is crushing market averages.
25:59I don't say this often, but I am impressed.
26:02Wait, that's Jessica's work.
26:03How does he not know this?
26:04Absolutely.
26:05Jackson, I actually pulled multiple all-nighters designing that solo.
26:14You see, I have pure talent, unlike some people who climb the corporate ladder using connections.
26:24You're referring to Jessica, right?
26:28I already fired that corporate parasite.
26:31I need your model because our fund is launching and I need it to deliver and maximize company profits.
26:36Don't worry, Jackson.
26:37With Jessica out of the way, I'll get that updated model to you in no time.
26:40That's what I like to hear.
26:41All right, get going, clock's ticking.
26:43I'm on it.
26:46That Jesse's everything Frank promised, sir.
26:49Smart and easy on the eyes.
26:51Hardly remarkable.
26:52That's how I hire Miss J.
26:53I won't need her anymore.
26:55Miss J?
26:56Miss J is a trading prodigy I met online.
26:58She's the unrivaled queen of the securities trading market.
27:01So that's why Jesse doesn't measure up.
27:03You've already got someone else in mind.
27:05Always two steps ahead, Susan.
27:09Susan, do you see an issue here?
27:11Coffee, always.
27:12Right here.
27:13Unbelievable.
27:17Miss J, you're the only woman who deserves to be my equal.
27:20Join TV and I'll hand you the entire company.
27:35Boss, we have an emergency.
27:36Your wife's in serious trouble.
27:37Are you crazy?
27:38I haven't even confessed to Jessica yet.
27:39Ah, don't go around calling her that.
27:41You told me to call her that.
27:42Eight years of this secret crush, still no action.
27:43Look, nothing bad can happen to her when I'm...
27:44Wait, hold on.
27:45You found Jessica?
27:46We got her.
27:47She's running trading at TB Securities.
27:48Well, she was until the new CEO stepped in and fired her.
27:49Fired her?
27:50She's brilliant.
27:51How could she get fired?
27:52She's brilliant.
27:53How could she get fired?
27:54She's brilliant.
27:55How could she get fired?
27:56I don't know.
27:57I don't know.
27:58I don't know.
27:59I don't know.
28:00I don't know.
28:01I don't know.
28:02I don't know.
28:03I don't know.
28:04I don't know.
28:05I don't know.
28:06I don't know.
28:07Fired her?
28:08She's brilliant.
28:09How could she get fired?
28:10Something's off here.
28:12Let's go get her.
28:13This is the perfect opportunity for you to step in, be the hero, confess your feelings.
28:18You idiot.
28:21You idiot.
28:22This is the perfect opportunity to bring her on my team.
28:26Seeing each other every day, I'll finally get my shot with her.
28:30Boss, snap out of it.
28:32She's in security trading.
28:34Clooney Financial doesn't even have a brokerage division.
28:37So we'll buy one.
28:51This office is all mine now.
29:01Ugh.
29:02Broke much?
29:03Disgusting.
29:07Jessica's Jackson's dream girl, Mrs. J?
29:12Jackson fired Jessica.
29:13And no one knows who she really is.
29:14I can take advantage of this.
29:16Jessie, what do you think you're doing?
29:19Hey boss, we locked in the SkyEdge tech acquisition for 1.3 billion.
29:20Just need your signature to close it.
29:21Boss.
29:22Boss.
29:23Boss.
29:24Boss?
29:25Boss!
29:26Boss.
29:27Boss.
29:28Boss.
29:29Boss.
29:30Boss.
29:31What do you think you're doing?
29:39Hey boss, we locked in the SkyEdge tech acquisition for $1.3 billion.
29:43Just need your signature to close it.
29:47Boss. Boss!
29:49What?
29:50Don't tell me you're looking at pictures of your crush Jessica again.
29:53What crush? You're looking at the future Mrs. Clooney.
29:56We've been hunting for her for eight years with no luck.
29:59What if she's married already?
30:01Oh yeah, she's incredible. Of course others would see that too.
30:05Not happening.
30:11Where are you going?
30:12To the racetrack.
30:14Boss!
30:16To the racetrack.
30:29You win!
30:30Yes!
30:36Boss!
30:37The trading system is down!
30:42What?
30:43The trading system is down!
30:45We need you!
30:46We need you!
30:53The system is still placing counter-trend orders!
30:55The more the market rises, the faster we're selling!
30:58All my stop-offs are firing like crazy!
31:01We're down for a moment already!
31:03The computer thinks this is normal!
31:04I can't do anything no matter what I try!
31:06If we do this for another hour, we're going to be filing for chapter 11!
31:09Don't panic!
31:10The boss is here!
31:20Stop staring and get out of the chair!
31:21Go!
31:22Come on!
31:39Go!
31:44Yesterday's rate cut didn't make it into our baseline indicators.
31:47So the model thinks up is down, and down is up.
31:51So naturally it's doing exactly the opposite of what it should.
32:03Boss? Even you can't solve it?
32:06Sorry. Food coma's hitting hard.
32:09Mind grabbing me a coke?
32:13Who does she think she's fooling?
32:15What does a woman possibly know about all this?
32:17If she fixes it, I'll quit immediately.
32:19You're going to eat those words faster than Jessica's eating those chips.
32:26Here you go, boss.
32:40Relax, people.
32:41I've just got to reset one more parameter and we're golden.
32:44Go home.
32:46Get some sleep.
32:48And with that, we're gone.
32:51Thank you, boss. You truly are the MVP.
32:54All right. Let's go, folks.
32:56Come on, let her work. Let's go!
33:09You are the MVP.
33:11You are the MVP.
33:12You are the MVP.
33:21You are the MVP.
33:23Nailed it.
33:24The model's fixed?
33:44The company account.
33:45Hoss is insane!
33:47Fixed the glitch, saved our butts, and made a killing in one night.
33:50Time to update that resume, Tom?
33:52Or was all that big talk just hot air?
33:54Mark, who is our boss?
33:56Really?
33:57Clueless as usual, Tom.
33:58Jessica wrote our quant trading model from scratch.
34:01Our algorithm is the reason why TB security is a titan.
34:04What on earth are we doing during work hours?
34:09And you are?
34:10Meet the chairman's son. Your new CEO.
34:14Of course, his talents have the board's complete endorsement.
34:18And last time I checked, these are crime trading hours, aren't they?
34:22Well, it's actually funny you mention that.
34:23You are fired!
34:25Us?
34:28Here at TB, we do not tolerate mediocrity.
34:33Here at TB, we do not tolerate mediocrity.
34:36Only the best work here.
34:38We made it here on pure talent.
34:40You want to talk about mediocrity?
34:42Let's discuss that trust fund that bought your position-
34:47Did you just hit her?
34:49What the hell is wrong with you?
34:50I'm not going to waste my time talking to garbage.
34:56Here is your hush money.
34:59Take it and get out.
35:02You know what?
35:04Here's a little extra.
35:05Use it to buy yourself some makeup and cover up that bruise.
35:08No one wants to see that.
35:10Drop it. Just go handle as much as back.
35:14The board paid insane money for her brain.
35:16Jackson won't have the guts to touch her.
35:19Listen up, everybody.
35:20The market is a savage wilderness.
35:22It is a dog-eat-dog world.
35:24It is eat or be eaten.
35:26You need to be apex predators.
35:29Not little, fluffy, performance-faking rabbits.
35:33Those will be eaten.
35:36But the real alphas, the real rainmakers among you,
35:40will be rewarded accordingly.
35:47Top of the leaderboard is...
35:51Caitlyn!
35:52Where's my superstar?
35:54That would be me.
35:56Caitlyn.
35:58Is this...
35:59Kayla Twist?
36:00Are...
36:01Are you a Kayla Twist fan?
36:02You know, she has a concert tonight.
36:03Would you want to go?
36:04God, yes.
36:05This is perfect.
36:06It's perfect!
36:07Go, now, before you're late!
36:08And as soon as the concert's over,
36:10clean out your desk,
36:11cause you're fired.
36:12What?
36:13Why?
36:14The Nikkei opens during concert hours.
36:16You know, I figured a traitor
36:17wouldn't put Kayla Twist above making trades.
36:20Those numbers must be fake.
36:21Who's your boss?
36:22I need to meet the clown that runs this circus.
36:25It's Jessica!
36:26She's here!
36:27You are fired!
36:42You are fired!
36:43Move your damn foot and explain what rock you crawled out from under.
36:49Who I am doesn't matter.
36:50All that matters is that you are fired.
36:52Are you certain about firing me?
36:54You think you're some unicorn employed that this place will crash and burn without your precious brain?
36:58You wouldn't say that, exactly.
36:59Jessica hasn't slept because she was busy saving us nine figures because of a bug.
37:03Yeah, and we even made a profit.
37:05You expect me to believe that?
37:07Her name wasn't even on those reports.
37:09So take your headphones and beat it.
37:11Can't trash ruin my shoes.
37:15And to you defenders.
37:17Finance takes timing and judgment.
37:20And sticking up for her shows that you have neither.
37:23So pack your crap and follow her out the door.
37:26Leave them alone.
37:27They have nothing to do with this.
37:28I'll go.
37:29What?
37:30Is office drama more important than making money now?
37:35Susan!
37:36Boss, she's high up in trading.
37:52Firing her out of nowhere might be problematic.
37:55Susan, Susan, Susan.
37:57Look around.
37:58Finance is a men's game.
38:00Okay, as far as I'm concerned, she was just sitting there, woman in a chair and cashing paychecks.
38:06All right?
38:07I did us a favor.
38:08We should have squashed that bug a while ago.
38:14Dad, how's it going?
38:16I forgot to mention to you, there's this one woman exec you absolutely cannot mess with.
38:24Woman executive?
38:25Don't tell me it's...
38:26How many women executives do we have Susan?
38:31Just two women in executive roles.
38:36These are the ones.
38:38She's a talented board paid top dollar for.
38:42A quant model.
38:43She built it from scratch.
38:45And keeping her is non-negotiable.
38:47Our marketing dominance depends on it.
38:50Jesse.
38:51Harvard PhD.
38:52Star trader.
38:55Dad, are you talking about Jesse?
38:57Jesse.
38:58I didn't fire Jesse, did I?
38:59Actually, Jessica.
39:01She's our golden goose.
39:02Now you need to...
39:03Dad, you just focus on getting better.
39:05I'll make sure she stays.
39:06All right?
39:09Susan, tell Jesse to come to my office.
39:11Right, right.
39:20Pete, honey.
39:22Remember our pillow talk?
39:24Trading director.
39:26One-upping Jessica.
39:28It's time you pay up lover boy.
39:31Babe, it already took a lot of effort to get you in with those fake credentials.
39:36I know, but couldn't you be a doll and work your magic for me?
39:43We've got a new CEO.
39:45Let's lay low for a while.
39:48Keep your nose clean, will ya?
39:51Of course.
39:52All right.
39:53Pathetic.
39:54Time to upgrade my meal ticket.
39:56Come in.
39:57Jesse.
39:58Emergency.
39:59New boss just asked Jessica.
40:00What?
40:01Wait, he fired Jessica?
40:02God, is he suicidal or just stupid?
40:03He wants you to go see him now.
40:04Am I up next on the chopping block?
40:05Okay.
40:06Okay.
40:07Okay.
40:08Oh god.
40:09Oh god.
40:10I'm going to get you.
40:11I'm going to get this.
40:12I'm going to get you.
40:13I'm going to get my meal ticket.
40:14Get my meal ticket.
40:16Come in.
40:17Jesse.
40:18Emergency.
40:19New boss just asked Jessica.
40:20What?
40:21Wait, he fired Jessica?
40:22God, is he suicidal or just stupid?
40:23He wants you to go see him now.
40:25Am I up next on the chopping block?
40:26Okay.
40:27Okay.
40:29God.
40:34You needed something, Jackson?
40:38Jesse, you're right. Damn, looking good.
40:41Thanks.
40:42Word is, our quant trading model is crushing market averages.
40:46I don't say this often, but I am impressed.
40:49Wait, that's Jessica's work. How does he not know this?
40:52Absolutely!
40:55Jackson, I actually pulled multiple all-nighters designing that solo.
41:01You see, I have pure talent.
41:04Unlike some people who climb the corporate ladder using connections.
41:12You're referring to Jessica, right?
41:14I already fired that corporate parasite.
41:17I need your model because our fund is launching
41:20and I need it to deliver and maximize company profits.
41:22Don't worry, Jackson. With Jessica out of the way,
41:25I'll get that updated model to you in no time.
41:27That's what I like to hear.
41:28Alright, get going, clock's ticking.
41:29I'm on it.
41:33That Jessie's everything Frank promised, sir.
41:35Smart and easy on the eyes.
41:37Hardly remarkable.
41:38That's how I hire Miss J.
41:40I won't need her anymore.
41:41Miss J?
41:42Miss J is a trading prodigy I met online.
41:44She's the unrivaled queen of the securities trading market.
41:47So that's why Jessie doesn't measure up.
41:50You've already got someone else in mind.
41:52Always two steps ahead, Susan.
41:53Susan, do you see an issue here?
41:57Coffee, always.
41:59Right here.
42:00Unbelievable.
42:04Miss J, you're the only woman who deserves to be my equal.
42:07Join TV and I'll hand you the entire company.
42:11Boss, we have an emergency.
42:21Your wife's in serious trouble.
42:35Are you crazy?
42:37I haven't even confessed to Jessica yet.
42:39Ah, don't go around calling her that.
42:41You told me to call her that.
42:43Eight years of this secret crush, still no action.
42:45Look, nothing bad can happen to her when I'm-
42:47Wait, hold on.
42:48You found Jessica?
42:49We got her.
42:50She's running trading at TB Securities.
42:51Well, she was until the new CEO stepped in and fired her.
42:53Fired her?
42:54She's brilliant.
42:55How could she get fired?
42:57Something's off here.
42:58Let's go get her.
43:00This is the perfect opportunity for you to step in,
43:02be the hero, confess your feelings.
43:04You idiot.
43:07You idiot.
43:09This is the perfect opportunity to bring her on my team.
43:13Seeing each other every day, I'll finally get my shot with her.
43:17Boss, snap out of it.
43:19She's in security, tradie.
43:21Clooney Financial doesn't even have a brokerage division.
43:24So we'll buy one.
43:38This office is all mine now.
43:40Ugh, broke much?
43:50Disgusting.
43:59Jessica's Jackson's drinko, Mrs. J?
44:03Jackson fired Jessica.
44:06No one knows who she really is.
44:09I can take advantage of this.
44:16Jessie, what do you think you're doing?
44:27Hey, boss.
44:27We locked in the SkyEdge tech acquisition for 1.3 billion.
44:30Just need your signature to close it.
44:34Boss.
44:35What?
44:36Don't tell me you're looking at pictures of your crush Jessica again.
44:39What crush?
44:40You're looking at the future Mrs. Clooney.
44:43We've been hunting for her for eight years with no luck.
44:45What if she's married already?
44:47Well, yeah.
44:48She's incredible.
44:49Of course others would see that too.
44:51Not happening.
44:57Where are you going?
44:58To the racetrack.
45:00Boss.
45:01The trading system is down!
45:20Boss! The trading system is down!
45:28What?
45:29The trading system is down! We need you!
45:38The system is still placing counter trend orders!
45:41The more the market rises, the faster we're selling!
45:44All my stop-offs are firing like crazy!
45:47We're down for a moment already!
45:49The computer thinks this is normal! I can't do anything no matter what I try!
45:53If we do this for another hour we're going to be filing for chapter 11!
45:56Don't panic! The boss is here!
46:06Stop staring and get out of the chair! Go!
46:19Yesterday's rate cut didn't make it into our baseline indicators.
46:33So the model thinks up is down and down is up.
46:37So naturally it's doing exactly the opposite of what it should.
46:49Boss? Even you can't solve it?
46:52Sorry. Food coma is hitting hard.
46:55Mind grabbing me a coke?
46:57Who does she think she's fooling?
47:01What does a woman possibly know about all this?
47:03If she fixes it, I'll quit immediately.
47:05You're going to eat those words faster than Jessica's eating those chips.
47:07Here you go, boss.
47:13Let's go!
47:15Relax, people. I just got to reset one more parameter and we're golden.
47:31Go home. Get some sleep.
47:33And with that, we're gone.
47:37Thank you, boss. You truly are the MVP.
47:39Alright, let's go folks!
47:41Come on, let her work! Let's go!
48:03Nailed it.
48:29The model's fixed?
48:30The company account.
48:31Boss is insane!
48:33Fixed the glitch, saved our butts, and made a killing in one night.
48:36Time to update that resume, Tom?
48:38Or was all that big talk just hot air?
48:40Mark, who is our boss?
48:42Really?
48:43This is as usual, Tom.
48:44Jessica wrote our quant trading model from scratch.
48:47Our algorithm is the reason why TB security is a ty-
48:50What on earth are we doing during work hours?
48:55And you are?
48:56Meet the chairman's son.
48:58Your new CEO.
48:59Of course, his talents have the board's complete endorsement.
49:04And last time I checked, these are crime trading hours, aren't they?
49:08Well, it's actually funny you mention that.
49:09You are fired!
49:11Russ?
49:14Here at TB, we do not tolerate mediocrity.
49:17Only the best work here.
49:18You made it here on pure talent.
49:19You want to talk about mediocrity?
49:20Let's discuss that trust fund that bought your position-
49:22Did you just hit her?
49:23What the hell's wrong with you?
49:24I'm not going to waste my time talking to garbage.
49:27Here is your hush money.
49:28Here is your hush money.
49:29Take it and get out.
49:30You know what?
49:31Here's a little extra.
49:32Use it to buy yourself some makeup and cover up that bruise.
49:33No one wants to see that.
49:34No one wants to see that.
49:35No one wants to see that.
49:36Drop it.
49:37Just go handle this much as fuck.
49:38The board paid insane money for her brain.
49:39Jackson won't have the guts to touch her.
49:40Listen up, everybody.
49:41What the hell is wrong with you?
49:42I'm not going to waste my time talking to garbage.
49:43What the hell's wrong with you?
49:44I'm not going to waste my time talking the garbage.
49:45Here is your hush money.
49:46Take it and get out.
49:47You know what?
49:48Here's a little extra.
49:49Use it to buy yourself some makeup and cover up that bruise.
49:50No one wants to see that.
49:52Drop it.
49:53Just go handle this much as fuck.
49:55The board paid insane money for her brain.
49:58Jackson won't have the guts to touch her.
49:59Listen up, everybody.
50:04to touch her. Listen up, everybody. The market is a savage wilderness. It is a dog-eat-dog world.
50:11It is eat or be eaten. You need to be apex predators, not little fluffy performance-faking
50:19rabbits. Those will be eaten, but the real alphas, the real rainmakers among you will be rewarded
50:28accordingly. Top of the leaderboard is Caitlin. Where's my superstar? That would be me. Caitlin.
50:45Is this Kayla Twist? Are you a Kayla Twist fan? You know, she has a concert tonight. Would you want
50:50to go? God, yes. This is perfect. It's perfect. Go now before you're late. And as soon as the
50:56concert's over, clean out your desk because you're fired. What? Why? The Nikkei opens
51:01during concert hours. You know, I figured a traitor wouldn't put Kayla Twist above making
51:06trades. Those numbers must be fake. And who's your boss? I need to meet the clown that runs
51:11this circus. It's Jessica. She's here.
51:26You are fired. Move your damn foot and explain what rock you crawled out from under. Who I am
51:37doesn't matter. All that matters is that you are fired. Are you certain about firing me? You think
51:42you're some unicorn employee that this place will crash and burn without your precious brain?
51:45You wouldn't say that exactly. Jessica hasn't slept because she was busy saving us nine figures
51:50because of a bug. Yeah, and we even made a profit. You expect me to believe that? Her name wasn't
51:55even on those reports. So take your headphones and beat it. I can't trash ruin my shoes. And
52:03to you defenders, finance takes timing and judgment. And sticking up for her shows that you have
52:10neither. So pack your crap and follow her out the door. Leave them alone. They have nothing
52:14to do with this. I'll go. What? Is office drama more important than making money now? Thank you.
52:29Susan!
52:36Boss, she's high up in trading. Firing her out of nowhere might be problematic.
52:43Susan, Susan, Susan. Look around. Finance is a men's game. Okay, as far as I'm concerned,
52:50she was just sitting there, woman in a chair, and cashing paychecks. All right, I did us a favor.
52:54We should have squashed that bug a while ago.
53:01Dad, how's it going?
53:03I forgot to mention to you, there's this one woman exec you absolutely cannot mess with.
53:10Woman executive? Don't tell me it's...
53:16How many women executives do we have Susan?
53:20Just two women in executive roles. These are the files.
53:25She's a talent the board paid top dollar for. A quant model. She built it from scratch. And keeping her is non-negotiable. Our marketing dominance depends on it.
53:35Jesse. Harvard PhD. Star trader.
53:41Dad, are you talking about Jesse?
53:43Jesse.
53:44I didn't fire Jesse, did I?
53:46Actually, Jessica. She's our golden goose. Now you need to...
53:50Dad, you just focus on getting better. I'll make sure she stays, all right?
53:56Susan, tell Jesse to come to my office.
53:58Wait a minute.
54:06Pete, honey. Remember our pillow talk? Trading director. One-upping Jessica.
54:15It's time you pay up, lover boy.
54:18Babe, it already took a lot of effort to get you in with those fake credentials.
54:23I know, but couldn't you be a doll and work your magic for me?
54:28We've got a new CEO. Let's lay low for a while. Keep your nose clean, will ya?
54:40Of course.
54:49Pathetic. Time to upgrade my meal ticket.
54:51Come in.
54:56Jesse. Emergency. New boss just asked Jessica.
55:00What? Wait, he fired Jessica?
55:03God, is he suicidal or just stupid?
55:05He wants you to go see him now.
55:07Am I up next on the chopping block?
55:12Okay.
55:15What?
55:22You needed something, Jackson?
55:24Jesse, right? Damn, looking good.
55:27Thanks.
55:28Word is, our quant trading model is crushing market averages.
55:33I don't say this often, but I am impressed.
55:35Wait, that's Jessica's work. How does he not know this?
55:39Absolutely.
55:41Jackson, I actually pulled multiple all-nighters designing that solo.
55:46You see, I have pure talent, unlike some people who climb the corporate ladder using connections.
55:59You're referring to Jessica, right?
56:01I already fired that corporate parasite.
56:04I need your model because our fund is launching and I need it to deliver and maximize company profits.
56:10Don't worry, Jackson. With Jessica out of the way, I'll get that updated model to you in no time.
56:13That's what I like to hear. All right, get going, clock's ticking.
56:16I'm on it.
56:19That Jessie's everything Frank promised, sir. Smart and easy on the eyes.
56:24Yeah, hardly remarkable.
56:25Once I hire Miss J, I won't need her anymore.
56:28Miss J?
56:29Miss J is a trading prodigy I met online.
56:31She's the unrivaled queen of the securities trading market.
56:35So that's why Jessie doesn't measure up. You've already got someone else in mind.
56:39Always two steps ahead, Susan.
56:43Susan, do you see an issue here? Coffee. Always. Right here.
56:47Unbelievable.
56:50Miss J, you're the only woman who deserves to be my equal.
56:54Join TV and I'll hand you the entire company.
56:56Boss, we have an emergency. Your wife's in serious trouble.
57:08Are you crazy? I haven't even confessed to Jessica yet.
57:11Don't go around calling her that.
57:12You told me to call her that. Eight years of this secret crush, still no action.
57:14Look, nothing bad can happen to her when I'm... Wait, hold on. You found Jessica?
57:16We got her.
57:17She's running trading at TB Securities.
57:18Well, she was until the new CEO stepped in and fired her.
57:19Fired her? She's brilliant. How could she get fired?
57:20Something's off here.
57:21Let's go get her.
57:22Let's go get her.
57:23Let's go get her.
57:24Let's go get her.
57:25Let's go get her.
57:26Let's go get her.
57:27This is the perfect opportunity for you to step in, be the hero, confess your feelings.
57:49You idiot.
57:50You idiot.
57:52You idiot.
57:55Idiot. This is the perfect opportunity to bring her on my team.
58:00Seeing each other every day, I'll finally get my shot with her.
58:04Boss, snap out of it. She's in security trading.
58:07Clooney Financial doesn't even have a brokerage division.
58:10So we'll buy one.
58:25This office is all mine now.
58:35Broke much? Disgusting.
58:45Jessica's Jackson's dream girl, Mrs. J?
58:50Jackson fired Jessica.
58:52And no one knows who she really is.
58:55I can take advantage of this.
59:03Jessie!
59:04What do you think you're doing?