Fired, Framed, and Fierce Full Movie
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00:00Hey boss, we locked in the SkyEdge tech acquisition for $1.3 billion, just need your signature
00:09to close it.
00:10Boss?
00:11Boss?
00:12What?
00:13Don't tell me you're looking at pictures of your crush Jessica again.
00:19What crush?
00:20You're looking at the future Mrs. Clooney.
00:22We've been hunting for her for eight years with no luck.
00:25What if she's married already?
00:26Well yeah, she's incredible.
00:28Of course others would see that too.
00:31Not happening.
00:32Where are you going?
00:38To the racetrack.
00:39Boss!
00:40To the racetrack.
00:41You win!
00:42Yes!
00:43Boss!
01:03The trading system is down!
01:06What?
01:08The trading system is down!
01:12Did you?
01:18The system is still placing counter-trend orders.
01:20The more the market rises, the faster we're selling.
01:23All my stop losses are firing like crazy.
01:26We're down a certain moment already.
01:29The computer thinks this is normal.
01:30I can't do anything no matter what I try.
01:32If we do this for another hour, we're going to be filing for Chapter 11.
01:35Don't panic!
01:36The boss is here!
01:37The boss is here!
01:46Stop staring and get out of the chair!
01:47Go!
01:48Go!
01:49Yesterday's rate cut didn't make it into our baseline indicators.
02:13So the model thinks up is down and down is up.
02:17So naturally it's doing exactly the opposite of what it should.
02:28Boss?
02:29Even you can't solve it?
02:31Sorry.
02:32Food coma's hitting hard.
02:33Mind grabbing me a Coke?
02:39Who does she think she's fooling?
02:41What does a woman possibly know about all this?
02:43If she fixes it, I'll quit immediately.
02:44You're going to eat those words faster than Jessica's eating those chips.
02:50Here you go, boss.
03:05Relax, people.
03:06I just got to reset one more parameter and we're golden.
03:09Go home, get some sleep.
03:13And with that, we're gone.
03:15Thank you, boss.
03:16You truly are the MVP.
03:18All right.
03:19Let's go, folks.
03:20Come on, let her work.
03:21Let's go!
03:42Nailed it.
04:07The model's fixed?
04:09The company account?
04:10Boss is insane!
04:11Fixed the glitch, saved our butts, and made a killing in one night.
04:15Time to update that resume, Tom.
04:17Or was all that big talk just hot air?
04:19Mark, who is our boss?
04:21Really?
04:22Clueless as usual, Tom.
04:23Jessica wrote our quant trading model from scratch.
04:26Her algorithm is the reason why TB security is a titan.
04:29What on earth are we doing during work hours?
04:32And you are?
04:35Meet the chairman's son.
04:36Your new CEO.
04:39Of course, his talents have the board's complete endorsement.
04:43And last time I checked, these are crime trading hours, aren't they?
04:47Well, it's actually funny you mention that.
04:48You are fired.
04:50What?
04:52Here at TB, we do not tolerate mediocrity.
04:57Here at TB, we do not tolerate mediocrity.
05:01Only the best work here.
05:04I made it here on pure talent.
05:06You want to talk about mediocrity?
05:08Let's discuss that trust fund that bought your position.
05:12Did you just hit her?
05:14What the hell is wrong with you?
05:16I'm not going to waste my time talking to garbage.
05:21Here is your hush money.
05:25Take it and get out.
05:27You know what?
05:29Here's a little extra.
05:31Use it to buy yourself some makeup and cover up that bruise.
05:33No one wants to see that.
05:35Drop it.
05:36Just go handle this when she's back.
05:38The board paid insane money for her brain.
05:41Jackson wouldn't have the guts to touch her.
05:43Listen up, everybody.
05:45The market is a savage wilderness.
05:47It is a dog-eat-dog world.
05:49It is eat or be eaten.
05:51You need to be apex predators.
05:54Not little, fluffy, performance-faking rabbits.
05:58Those will be eaten.
06:01But the real alphas, the real rainmakers among you,
06:05will be rewarded accordingly.
06:12Top of the leaderboard is Kaitlyn.
06:17Where's my superstar?
06:19That would be me.
06:21Kaitlyn.
06:23Is this Kayla Twist?
06:25Are you a Kayla Twist fan?
06:27She has a concert tonight.
06:28Would you want to go?
06:29I'd guess.
06:30This is perfect.
06:31It's perfect.
06:32Go now before you're late.
06:33And as soon as the concert's over,
06:35clean out your desk because you're fired.
06:37What?
06:38Why?
06:39The Nikkei opens during concert hours.
06:41You know, I figured a trader wouldn't put Kayla Twist above making trades.
06:45Those numbers must be fake.
06:47And who's your boss?
06:48I need to meet the clown that runs this circus.
06:50It's Jessica.
06:52She's here.
07:00You are fired.
07:05Move your damn foot and explain what rock you crawled out from under.
07:09Who I am doesn't matter.
07:10All that matters is that you are fired.
07:12Are you certain about firing me?
07:14You think you're some unicorn employee that this place will crash and burn without your precious brain?
07:18You wouldn't say that, exactly.
07:19Jessica hasn't slept because she was busy saving us nine figures because of a bug.
07:23Yeah, I know.
07:24You wouldn't say that, exactly.
07:25Jessica hasn't slept because she was busy saving us nine figures because of a bug.
07:29Yeah, and we even made a profit.
07:31You expect me to believe that?
07:32Her name wasn't even on those reports.
07:34So take your headphones and beat it.
07:39That trash ruined my shoes.
07:41And to you defenders, finance takes timing and judgment.
07:46And sticking up for her shows that you have neither.
07:49So pack your crap and follow her out the door.
07:51Leave them alone.
07:52They have nothing to do with this.
07:54I'll go.
07:57What?
07:58Is office drama more important than making money now?
08:07Susan!
08:15Boss, she's high up in trading.
08:18Firing her out of nowhere might be problematic.
08:22Susan, Susan, Susan.
08:24Look around, finance is a men's game.
08:27Okay, as far as I'm concerned, she was just sitting there, woman in a chair, and cashing paychecks.
08:31Alright, I did us a favor.
08:32We should have squashed that bug a while ago.
08:39Dad, how's it going?
08:41I forgot to mention to you, there's this one woman exec you absolutely cannot mess with.
08:49Woman executive?
08:50Woman executive?
08:51Don't tell me it's...
08:55How many women executives do we have, Susan?
08:59Just two women in executive roles.
09:02These are the files.
09:04She's a talent the board paid top dollar for.
09:07A quant model.
09:08She built it from scratch.
09:10And keeping her is non-negotiable.
09:12Our marketing dominance depends on it.
09:14Jesse, Harvard PhD, star trader.
09:20Dad, are you talking about Jesse?
09:22Jesse.
09:23I didn't fire Jesse, did I?
09:24Actually, Jessica.
09:26She's our golden goose, now you need to...
09:28Dad, you just focus on getting better.
09:30I'll make sure she stays, alright?
09:35Susan, tell Jesse to come to my office.
09:37Right away.
09:46Pete, honey.
09:47Remember our pillow talk?
09:49Trading director, one-upping Jessica.
09:54It's time you pay up, lover boy.
09:57Babe, it already took a lot of effort to get you in with those fake credentials.
10:01I know, but couldn't you be a doll and work your magic for me?
10:08We've got a new CEO.
10:10Let's lay low for a while.
10:14Keep your nose clean, will ya?
10:19Of course.
10:27Pathetic.
10:28Time to upgrade my meal ticket.
10:33Come in.
10:35Jesse.
10:37Emergency.
10:38New boss just asked Jessica.
10:39What?
10:40Wait, he fired Jessica?
10:41God, is he suicidal or just stupid?
10:43He wants you to go see him now.
10:45Am I up next on the chopping block?
10:50Okay.
11:01You needed something, Jackson?
11:03Jesse, you alright?
11:04Damn, looking good.
11:05Thanks.
11:06Word is, our quant trading model is crushing market averages.
11:11I don't say this often, but I am impressed.
11:13Wait, that's Jessica's work.
11:15How does he not know this?
11:18Absolutely.
11:19Jackson, I actually pulled multiple all-nighters designing that solo.
11:26You see, I have pure talent, unlike some people who climb the corporate ladder using connections.
11:38You're referring to Jessica, right?
11:40I already fired that corporate parasite.
11:43I need your model because our fund is launching and I need it to deliver and maximize company profits.
11:48Don't worry, Jackson.
11:49With Jessica out of the way, I'll get that updated model to you in no time.
11:52That's what I like to hear.
11:53Alright, get going.
11:54Clock's ticking.
11:55I'm on it.
12:03Hardly remarkable.
12:04Let's hire Miss J.
12:05I won't need her anymore.
12:07Miss J?
12:08Miss J is a trading prodigy I met online.
12:10She's the unrivaled queen of the securities trading market.
12:13So that's why Jesse doesn't measure up.
12:15You've already got someone else in mind.
12:17Always two steps ahead, Susan.
12:21Susan, do you see an issue here?
12:22Coffee, always, right here.
12:25Unbelievable.
12:29Miss J, you're the only woman who deserves to be my equal.
12:32Join TV and I'll hand you the entire company.
12:41I'm sorry.
12:45I'm sorry.
12:48I'm sorry.
12:57Boss, we have an emergency.
12:58Your wife's in serious trouble.
13:00Are you crazy?
13:01I haven't even confessed to Jessica yet.
13:03Don't go around calling her that.
13:05You told me to call her that.
13:07Eight years of this secret crush, still no action.
13:09Look, nothing bad can happen to her when I'm...
13:11Wait, hold on. You found Jessica?
13:13We got her.
13:14She's running trading at TV Securities.
13:16Well, she was until the new CEO stepped in and fired her.
13:19Fired her? She's brilliant. How could she get fired?
13:22Something's off here.
13:24Let's go get her.
13:25This is the perfect opportunity for you to step in, be the hero, confess your feelings.
13:30You idiot.
13:33You idiot.
13:34This is the perfect opportunity to bring her on my team.
13:37Seeing each other every day, I'll finally get my shot with her.
13:41Boss, snap out of it.
13:42She's in security trading.
13:44Clooney Financial doesn't even have a brokerage division.
13:47So we'll buy one.
14:02This office is all mine now.
14:05Wow.
14:09Broke much?
14:11Disgusting.
14:20Jessica's Jackson's dream girl, Mrs. J?
14:24But Jackson fired Jessica.
14:27And no one knows who she really is.
14:29I can take advantage of this.
14:35Jesse!
14:36What do you think you're doing?
14:45Hey boss, we locked in the SkyEdge tech acquisition for $1.3 billion.
14:48Just need your signature to close it.
14:52Boss.
14:53I need you to sign this.
14:55I just need your signature to close it.
14:59Boss.
15:00Boss!
15:01What?
15:02Don't tell me you're looking at pictures of your crush Jessica again.
15:05What crush?
15:06You're looking at the future Mrs. Clooney.
15:08We've been hunting for her for eight years with no luck.
15:11What if she's married already?
15:13Well, yeah.
15:14She's incredible.
15:15Of course others would see that too.
15:17Not happening.
15:23Where are you going?
15:24To the racetrack.
15:25Boss.
15:28To the racetrack.
15:41You win.
15:42Yes!
15:48Boss!
15:49The trading system is down!
15:54What?
15:55The trading system is down!
15:57We need you!
16:05The system is still placing counter-trend orders.
16:07The more the market rises, the faster we're selling.
16:10All my soft boxes are firing like crazy.
16:13We're down a certain amount already.
16:15The computer thinks this is normal.
16:16I can't do anything no matter what I try.
16:18If we do this for another hour, we're going to be filing for Chapter 11.
16:22Don't panic!
16:23The boss is here!
16:32Stop staring and get out of the chair!
16:33Go!
16:54Yesterday's rate cut didn't make it into our baseline indicators.
16:57So the model thinks up is down and down is up.
17:01So naturally, it's doing exactly the opposite of what it should.
17:13Boss, even you can't solve it?
17:16Sorry.
17:17Food coma's hitting hard.
17:19Mind grabbing me a Coke?
17:20Who does she think she's fooling?
17:22What does a woman possibly know about all this?
17:24If she fixes it, I'll quit immediately.
17:26You're going to eat those words faster than Jessica's eating those chips.
17:33Here you go, boss.
17:51Relax, people.
17:52I just got to reset one more parameter and we're golden.
17:55Go home.
17:56Get some sleep.
17:59And with that, we're gone.
18:02Thank you, boss.
18:03You truly are the MVP.
18:05All right, let's go, folks.
18:06Come on, let her work.
18:07Let's go!
18:20You...
18:26You...
18:35Nailed it.
18:51The model's fixed?
18:53The company account.
18:54Boss is insane!
18:56Fixed the glitch, saved our butts, and made a killing in one night.
18:59Time to update that resume, Tom.
19:01Or was all that big talk just hot air?
19:03Mark, who is our boss, really?
19:06This is usual, Tom.
19:07Jessica wrote our quant trading model from scratch.
19:10Her algorithm is the reason why TB security is a titan.
19:13What on earth are we doing during work hours?
19:16And you are...
19:17Meet the chairman's son, your new CEO.
19:21Of course, his talents have the board's complete endorsement.
19:25And last time I checked, these are prime trading hours, aren't they?
19:29Well, it's actually funny you mention that, but...
19:31You are fired.
19:32What?
19:35Here at TB, we do not tolerate mediocrity.
19:40Here at TB, we do not tolerate mediocrity.
19:44Here at TB, we do not tolerate mediocrity.
19:47Only the best work here.
19:51You made it here on pure talent.
19:52You want to talk about mediocrity?
19:54Let's discuss that trust fund that bought your position.
19:59Did you just hit her?
20:01What the hell's wrong with you?
20:02I'm not going to waste my time talking the garbage.
20:08Here...
20:10Is your hush money.
20:11Take it and get out.
20:14You know what?
20:16Here's a little extra.
20:17Use it to buy yourself some makeup and cover up that bruise.
20:20No one wants to see that.
20:22Drop it.
20:23Just go handle this when she's back.
20:26The board paid insane money for her brain.
20:28Jackson won't have the guts to touch her.
20:30Listen up, everybody.
20:32The market is a savage wilderness.
20:34It is a dog-eat-dog world.
20:36It is eat or be eaten.
20:38You need to be apex predators.
20:41Not little, fluffy, performance-faking rabbits.
20:45Those will be eaten.
20:47But the real alphas,
20:49the real rainmakers among you,
20:52will be rewarded accordingly.
20:58Top of the leaderboard is...
21:02Caitlin.
21:04Where's my superstar?
21:06That would be me.
21:08Caitlin.
21:10Is this Kayla Twist?
21:12Are you a Kayla Twist fan?
21:14She has a concert tonight.
21:15Would you want to go?
21:16God, yes.
21:17This is perfect.
21:18It's perfect.
21:19Go now before you're late.
21:20And as soon as the concert's over,
21:22clean out your desk because you're fired.
21:24What?
21:25Why?
21:26The Nikkei opens during concert hours.
21:28I figured a trader wouldn't put Kayla Twist above making trades.
21:32Those numbers must be fake.
21:34Who's your boss?
21:35Like the clown that runs this circus.
21:37It's Jessica.
21:38She's here.
21:54You are fired.
21:58Move your damn foot and explain what rock you crawled out from under.
22:02Who I am doesn't matter.
22:03All that matters is that you are fired.
22:05Are you certain about firing me?
22:07You think you're some unicorn employee that this place will crash and burn without your precious brain?
22:11You wouldn't say that, exactly.
22:12Jessica hasn't slept because she was busy saving us nine figures because of a bug.
22:16Yeah, and we even made a profit.
22:18You expect me to believe that?
22:19Her name wasn't even on those reports.
22:21So take your headphones and beat it.
22:26Can't trash ruin my shoes.
22:28And to defenders, finance takes timing and judgment.
22:33And sticking up for her shows that you have neither.
22:36So pack your crap and follow her out the door.
22:38Leave them alone.
22:39They have nothing to do with this.
22:41I'll go.
22:44What?
22:45Is office drama more important than making money now?
22:55Susan!
22:59Boss, she's high up in trading.
23:02Firing her out of nowhere might be problematic.
23:06Susan, Susan, Susan.
23:09Look around, finance is a men's game.
23:11Okay, as far as I'm concerned, she was just sitting there warm in a chair and cashing paychecks.
23:16Alright, I did us a favor.
23:17We should have squashed that bug a while ago.
23:24Dad, how's it going?
23:26Dad, how's it going?
23:28I forgot to mention to you, there's this one woman exec you absolutely cannot mess with.
23:36Woman executive?
23:37Don't tell me it's...
23:42How many women executives do we have, Susan?
23:46Just two women in executive roles.
23:48These are the files.
23:51She's a talent the board paid top dollar for.
23:54Quant model.
23:55She built it from scratch.
23:57And keeping her is non-negotiable.
23:59Our marketing dominance depends on it.
24:02Jessie, Harvard PhD, Star Trader.
24:07Dad, are you talking about Jessie?
24:09Yes, Jessie.
24:10I didn't fire Jessie, did I?
24:11Actually, Jessica.
24:13She's our golden goose.
24:15Dad, you just focus on getting better.
24:17I'll make sure she stays, alright?
24:20Susan, tell Jessie to come to my office.
24:23Right away.
24:32Pete, honey.
24:33Remember our pillow talk?
24:35Trading director, one-upping Jessica.
24:41It's time you pay up, lover boy.
24:43Babe, it already took a lot of effort to get you in with those fake credentials.
24:48I know, but couldn't you be a doll and work your magic for me?
24:55We've got a new CEO.
24:57Let's lay low for a while.
25:01Keep your nose clean, will ya?
25:06Of course.
25:14Pathetic.
25:15Time to upgrade my meal ticket.
25:19Come in.
25:22Jessie!
25:24Emergency!
25:25New boss just asked Jessica.
25:26What?
25:27Wait, he fired Jessica?
25:28God, is he suicidal or just stupid?
25:30He wants you to go see him now.
25:32Am I up next on the chopping block?
25:37Okay.
25:40Good.
25:48You needed something, Jackson?
25:50Jessie, you alright?
25:51Damn, looking good.
25:52Thanks.
25:53Word is, our quant trading model is crushing market averages.
25:58I don't say this often, but I am impressed.
26:00Wait, that's Jessica's work.
26:02How does he not know this?
26:05Absolutely!
26:06Jackson, I actually pull multiple all-nighters designing that solo.
26:13You see, I have pure talent.
26:17Unlike some people who climb the corporate ladder using connections.
26:25You're referring to Jessica, right?
26:27I already fired that corporate parasite.
26:30I need your model because our fund is launching and I need it to deliver and maximize company profits.
26:35Don't worry, Jackson.
26:36With Jessica out of the way, I'll get that updated model to you in no time.
26:39That's what I like to hear.
26:41Get going, clock's ticking.
26:42I'm on it.
26:45That Jessie's everything Frank promised, sir.
26:48Smart and easy on the eyes.
26:50Hardly remarkable.
26:51Let's hire Miss J. I won't need her anymore.
26:54Miss J?
26:55Miss J is a trading prodigy I met online.
26:57She's the unrivaled queen of the securities trading market.
27:00So that's why Jessie doesn't measure up.
27:03You've already got someone else in mind.
27:05Always two steps ahead, Susan.
27:08Susan, do you see an issue here?
27:10Coffee, always, right here.
27:12Unbelievable.
27:16Miss J, you're the only woman who deserves to be my equal.
27:19Join TV and I'll hand you the entire company.
27:41Boss, we have an emergency.
27:43Your wife's in serious trouble.
27:44Are you crazy?
27:46I haven't even confessed to Jessica yet.
27:48Don't go around calling her that.
27:50You told me to call her that.
27:52Eight years of this secret crush, still no action.
27:54Look, nothing bad can happen to her when I'm...
27:56Wait, hold on. You found Jessica?
27:58We got her.
27:59She's running trading at TV Securities.
28:01Well, she was until the new CEO stepped in and fired her.
28:04Fired her?
28:05She's brilliant.
28:06How could she get fired?
28:07Something's off here.
28:08Let's go get her.
28:10This is the perfect opportunity for you to step in,
28:12be the hero, confess your feelings.
28:14You idiot.
28:18You idiot.
28:19This is the perfect opportunity to bring her on my team.
28:23Seeing each other every day,
28:25I'll finally get my shot with her.
28:27Boss, snap out of it.
28:28She's in security trading.
28:30Clooney Financial doesn't even have a brokerage division.
28:33So we'll buy one.
28:35So we'll buy one.
28:49This office is all mine now.
28:59Broke much?
29:01Disgusting.
29:02Disgusting.
29:11Jessica Jackson's dream girl, Mrs. J?
29:15But Jackson fired Jessica.
29:18And no one knows who she really is.
29:21I can take advantage of this.
29:29Jesse!
29:30What do you think you're doing?
29:33Hey, boss.
29:34We locked in the SkyEdge tech acquisition for 1.3 billion.
29:37Just need your signature to close it.
29:41Boss.
29:42Boss!
29:43What?
29:44Don't tell me you're looking at pictures of your crush, Jessica, again.
29:47What crush?
29:49You're looking at the future Mrs. Clooney.
29:51We've been hunting for her for eight years with no luck.
29:53What if she's married already?
29:55Well, yeah.
29:56She's incredible.
29:57I mean, look at her.
29:59What if she's married already?
30:00Well, yeah.
30:01She's incredible.
30:02Of course others would see that, too.
30:05Not happening.
30:10Where are you going?
30:11To the racetrack.
30:13Boss!
30:15To the racetrack.
30:29Yes!
30:35Boss!
30:36The trading system is down.
30:41What?
30:42The trading system is down.
30:45We need you.
30:52The system is still placing counter-trend orders.
30:54The more the market rises, the faster we're selling.
30:57All my stop losses are firing like crazy.
31:00We're down a hundred million already.
31:02The computer thinks this is normal.
31:04I can't do anything no matter what I try.
31:06If we do this for another hour, we're going to be filing for Chapter 11.
31:09Don't panic.
31:10The boss is here.
31:19Stop staring and get out of the chair.
31:21Go.
31:27Chapter 11
31:43Yesterday's rate cut didn't make it into our baseline indicators.
31:46So the model thinks up is down and down is up.
31:50So naturally, it's doing exactly the opposite of what it should.
31:57Chapter 11
32:02Boss, even you can't solve it?
32:05Sorry.
32:06Food coma's hitting hard.
32:08Mind grabbing me a Coke?
32:12Who does she think she's fooling?
32:14What does a woman possibly know about all this?
32:16If she fixes it, I'll quit immediately.
32:18You're going to eat those words faster than Jessica's eating those chips.
32:22Chapter 12
32:25Here you go, boss.
32:40Relax, people.
32:41I just got to reset one more parameter and we're golden.
32:44Go home.
32:45Get some sleep.
32:48And with that, we're gone.
32:50Thank you, boss.
32:51You truly are the MVP.
32:53All right.
32:54Let's go, folks.
32:55Come on.
32:56Let her work.
32:57Let's go.
33:21Nailed it.
33:41The model's fixed?
33:43The company account.
33:44Boss is insane.
33:46Fixed the glitch, saved our butts, and made a killing in one night.
33:49Timed up like that resume, Tom?
33:51Or was all that big talk just hot air?
33:53Mark, who is our boss?
33:55Really?
33:56This is usual, Tom.
33:57Jessica wrote our quant trading model from scratch.
34:00Her algorithm is the reason why TB security is a titan.
34:03What on earth are we doing during work hours?
34:08And you are?
34:09Meet the chairman's son.
34:11Your new CEO.
34:13Of course, his talents have the board's complete endorsement.
34:17And last time I checked, these are prime trading hours, aren't they?
34:21Well, it's actually funny you mention that.
34:22You are fired.
34:24What?
34:27Here at TB, we do not tolerate mediocrity.
34:32Here at TB, we do not tolerate mediocrity.
34:35Only the best work here.
34:38You made it here on pure talent.
34:40You want to talk about mediocrity?
34:42Let's discuss that trust fund that bought your position.
34:44Go.
34:46Did you just hit her?
34:48What the hell's wrong with you?
34:49I'm not going to waste my time talking the garbage.
34:55Here is your hush money.
34:58Take it and get out.
35:01You know what?
35:03Here's a little extra.
35:05Use it to buy yourself some makeup and cover up that bruise.
35:07No one wants to see that.
35:09Drop it.
35:10Just go handle this when she's back.
35:13The board paid insane money for her brain.
35:15Jackson wouldn't have the guts to touch her.
35:18Listen up, everybody.
35:19The market is a savage wilderness.
35:21It is a dog-eat-dog world.
35:23It is eat or be eaten.
35:25You need to be apex predators.
35:28Not little, fluffy, performance-faking rabbits.
35:32Those will be eaten.
35:35But the real alphas, the real rainmakers among you,
35:39will be rewarded accordingly.
35:43Wow.
35:46Top of the leaderboard is...
35:49Caitlyn.
35:51Where's my superstar?
35:53That would be me.
35:55Caitlyn.
35:57Is this Kayla Twist?
35:59Are you a Kayla Twist fan?
36:01You know, she has a concert tonight.
36:02Would you want to go?
36:03God, yes.
36:04This is perfect.
36:05It's perfect.
36:06Go now before you're late.
36:07And as soon as the concert's over,
36:09clean out your desk because you're fired.
36:11What?
36:12Why?
36:13The Nikkei opens during concert hours.
36:15You know, I figured a trader wouldn't put Kayla Twist above making trades.
36:19Those numbers must be fake.
36:21And who's your boss?
36:22I need to meet the clown that runs this circus.
36:24It's Jessica.
36:25She's here.
36:41You are fired.
36:45Move your damn foot and explain what rock you crawled out from under.
36:49Who I am doesn't matter.
36:50All that matters is that you are fired.
36:52Are you certain about firing me?
36:54You think you're some unicorn employee that this place will crash and burn without your precious brain?
36:58You wouldn't say that, exactly.
36:59Jessica hasn't slept because she was busy saving us nine figures because of a bug.
37:03Yeah, and we even made a profit.
37:05You expect me to believe that?
37:07Her name wasn't even on those reports.
37:08So take your headphones and beat it.
37:13Can't trash ruin my shoes.
37:15And to you defenders, finance takes timing and judgment.
37:20And sticking up for her shows that you have neither.
37:23So pack your crap and follow her out the door.
37:25Leave them alone.
37:26They have nothing to do with this.
37:28I'll go.
37:31What?
37:32Is office drama more important than making money now?
37:34Jessica?
37:42Susan?
37:49Boss, she's high up in trading.
37:52Firing her out of nowhere might be problematic.
37:56Susan, Susan, Susan.
37:59Look around, finance is a men's game.
38:01Okay, as far as I'm concerned, she was just sitting there, woman in a chair, and cashing paychecks.
38:05Alright, I did us a favor.
38:06We should have squashed that bug a while ago.
38:13Dad, how's it going?
38:15I forgot to mention to you, there's this one woman exec you absolutely cannot mess with.
38:23Woman executive?
38:25Don't tell me it's...
38:27How many women executives do we have, Susan?
38:31Just two women in executive roles.
38:34These are the files.
38:36She's a talent the board paid top dollar for.
38:39A quant model.
38:40She built it from scratch.
38:42And keeping her is non-negotiable.
38:44Our marketing dominance depends on it.
38:46Jessie, Harvard PhD, star trader.
38:52Dad, are you talking about Jessie?
38:54Dad, are you talking about Jessie?
38:56Jessie.
38:57I didn't fire Jessie, did I?
38:58Actually, Jessica.
39:00She's our golden goose.
39:02Dad, you just focus on getting better.
39:04I'll make sure she stays, alright?
39:09Susan, tell Jessie to come to my office.
39:11Right away.
39:20Pete, honey.
39:21Remember our pillow talk?
39:23Trading director, one-upping Jessica.
39:29It's time you pay up, lover boy.
39:31Babe, it already took a lot of effort to get you in with those fake credentials.
39:36I know, but couldn't you be a doll and work your magic for me?
39:42We've got a new CEO.
39:44Let's lay low for a while.
39:48Keep your nose clean, will ya?
39:53Of course.
40:01Pathetic.
40:02Time to upgrade my meal ticket.
40:07Come in.
40:09Jessie.
40:11Emergency.
40:12New boss just asked Jessica.
40:13What?
40:14Wait, he fired Jessica?
40:15God, is he suicidal or just stupid?
40:18He wants you to go see him now.
40:19Am I up next on the chopping block?
40:24Okay.
40:35You needed something, Jackson?
40:37Jessie, right?
40:38Damn, looking good.
40:39Thanks.
40:40Word is, our quant trading model is crushing market averages.
40:45I don't say this often, but I am impressed.
40:47Wait, that's Jessica's work.
40:49How does he not know this?
40:52Absolutely.
40:54Jackson, I actually pull multiple all-nighters designing that solo.
41:00You see, I have pure talent, unlike some people who climb the corporate ladder using connections.
41:12You're referring to Jessica, right?
41:14I already fired that corporate parasite.
41:17I need your model because our fund is launching and I need it to deliver and maximize company profits.
41:22Don't worry, Jackson.
41:23With Jessica out of the way, I'll get that updated model to you in no time.
41:26That's what I like to hear.
41:27Alright, get going.
41:28Clock's ticking.
41:29I'm on it.
41:32That Jessie's everything Frank promised, sir.
41:35Smart and easy on the eyes.
41:37Hardly remarkable.
41:38Let's hire Miss J.
41:39I won't need her anymore.
41:41Miss J?
41:42Miss J is a trading prodigy I met online.
41:44She's the unrivaled queen of the securities trading market.
41:48So that's why Jessie doesn't measure up.
41:50You've already got someone else in mind.
41:52Always two steps ahead, Susan.
41:56Susan, do you see an issue here?
41:57Coffee, always, right here.
41:59Unbelievable.
42:03Miss J, you're the only woman who deserves to be my equal.
42:06Join TV and I'll hand you the entire company.
42:15I'm sorry.
42:19I'm sorry.
42:22I'm sorry.
42:31Boss, we have an emergency.
42:33Your wife's in serious trouble.
42:34Are you crazy?
42:36I haven't even confessed to Jessica yet.
42:38Don't go around calling her that.
42:40You told me to call her that.
42:42Eight years of this secret crush, still no action.
42:44Look, nothing bad can happen to her when I'm...
42:46Wait, hold on. You found Jessica?
42:48We got her.
42:49She's running trading at TV Securities.
42:51Well, she was until the new CEO stepped in and fired her.
42:53Fired her?
42:54She's brilliant. How could she get fired?
42:57Something's off here.
42:58Let's go get her.
42:59This is the perfect opportunity for you to step in, be the hero, confess your feelings.
43:04You idiot.
43:07You idiot.
43:09This is the perfect opportunity to bring her on my team.
43:13Seeing each other every day, I'll finally get my shot with her.
43:17Boss, snap out of it.
43:18She's in security trading.
43:20Clooney Financial doesn't even have a brokerage division.
43:23So we'll buy one.
43:25This office is all mine now.
43:35Ugh. Broke much?
43:37Disgusting.
43:44I'm sorry.
43:45I'm sorry.
43:46I'm sorry.
43:47I'm sorry.
43:48I'm sorry.
43:49I'm sorry.
43:50I'm sorry.
43:51I'm sorry.
43:52I'm sorry.
43:53I'm sorry.
43:58Jessica's Jackson's drinker, Mrs. J?
44:03Jackson fired Jessica.
44:05And no one knows who she really is.
44:08I can take advantage of this.
44:16Jesse!
44:17What do you think you're doing?
44:24Hey, boss.
44:25We locked in the SkyEdge tech acquisition for $1.3 billion.
44:28Just need your signature to close it.
44:32Boss.
44:33Boss!
44:34What?
44:35Don't tell me you're looking at pictures of your crush Jessica again.
44:38What crush?
44:39You're looking at the future Mrs. Clooney.
44:41We've been hunting for her for eight years with no luck.
44:44What if she's married already?
44:46Well, yeah.
44:47She's incredible.
44:48Of course others would see that too.
44:50Not happening.
44:53Not happening.
44:58Where are you going?
44:59To the racetrack.
45:00Boss!
45:03To the racetrack.
45:16You win!
45:17Yes!
45:22Boss!
45:23The trading system is down.
45:28What?
45:29The trading system is down.
45:32We need you.
45:39The system is still placing counter-trend orders.
45:41The more the market rises, the faster we're selling.
45:44All my stop losses are firing like crazy.
45:47We're down at a certain moment already.
45:49The computer thinks this is normal.
45:51I can't do anything no matter what I try.
45:53If we do this for another hour, we're going to be filing for Chapter 11.
45:57Don't panic.
45:58The boss is here.
46:06Stop staring and get out of the chair.
46:08Go!
46:22Chapter 11
46:30Yesterday's rate cut didn't make it into our baseline indicators.
46:33So the model thinks up is down and down is up.
46:37So naturally it's doing exactly the opposite of what it should.
46:42Boss?
46:43Even you can't solve it?
46:45Sorry.
46:46Food coma's hitting hard.
46:48Mind grabbing me a Coke?
46:52Who does she think she's fooling?
46:54What does a woman possibly know about all this?
46:56If she fixes it, I'll quit immediately.
46:58You're going to eat those words faster than Jessica's eating those chips.
47:05I'm sorry.
47:06I'm sorry.
47:07I'm sorry.
47:08I'm sorry.
47:09I'm sorry.
47:11Here you go, boss.
47:26Relax, people.
47:27I just got to reset one more parameter and we're golden.
47:31Go home.
47:32Get some sleep.
47:34And with that, we're gone.
47:37Thank you, boss.
47:38You truly are the MVP.
47:40All right.
47:41Let's go, folks.
47:42Come on.
47:43Let her work.
47:44Let's go.
47:46Let's go.
47:48Let's go.
48:08Nailed it.
48:15The model's fixed?
48:31The company account.
48:32Hoss is insane!
48:33Fixed the glitch, saved our butts, and made a killing in one night.
48:37Time to update that resume, Tom.
48:39Or was all that big talk just hot air?
48:41Mark, who is our boss?
48:43Really?
48:44Just as usual, Tom.
48:45Jessica wrote our quant trading model from scratch.
48:49Her algorithm is the reason why TB security is a titan.
48:52What on earth are we doing during work hours?
48:56And you are?
48:57Meet the chairman's son.
48:59Your new CEO.
49:01Of course, his talents have the board's complete endorsement.
49:05And last time I checked, these are prime trading hours, aren't they?
49:09Well, it's actually funny you mention that.
49:10You are fired.
49:12What?
49:14Here at TB, we do not tolerate mediocrity.
49:19Here at TB, we do not tolerate mediocrity.
49:22Only the best work here.
49:25You made it here on pure talent.
49:27You want to talk about mediocrity?
49:29Let's discuss that trust fund that bought your position.
49:32You just hit her?
49:35What the hell's wrong with you?
49:37I'm not going to waste my time talking the garbage.
49:40Here is your hush money.
49:44Take it and get out.
49:46You know what?
49:48Here's a little extra.
49:50Use it to buy yourself some makeup and cover up that bruise.
49:52No one wants to see that.
49:54Drop it.
49:55Does school handle this when she's back?
49:57The board paid insane money for her brain.
50:00Jackson won't have the guts to touch her.
50:02Listen up, everybody.
50:04The market is a savage.
50:06Listen up, everybody.
50:07The market is a savage wilderness.
50:09It is a dog eat dog world.
50:11It is eat or be eaten.
50:13You need to be apex predators.
50:16Not little fluffy performance faking rabbits.
50:20Those will be eaten.
50:22But the real alphas.
50:24The real rainmakers among you will be rewarded accordingly.
50:30Top of the leaderboard is Caitlyn.
50:36Where's my superstar?
50:38That would be me.
50:40Caitlyn.
50:42Is this Kayla Twist?
50:44Are you a Kayla Twist fan?
50:46You know, she has a concert tonight.
50:48Would you want to go?
50:49God, yes.
50:50This is perfect.
50:51It's perfect.
50:52Go now before you're late.
50:54And as soon as the concert's over, clean out your desk because you're fired.
50:58What?
50:59Why?
51:00The Nikkei opens during concert hours.
51:02You know, I figured a trader wouldn't put Kayla Twist above making trades.
51:06Those numbers must be fake.
51:08And who's your boss?
51:09I need to meet the clown that runs this circus.
51:11It's Jessica.
51:13She's here.
51:28You are fired.
51:32Move your damn foot and explain what rock you crawled out from under.
51:36Who I am doesn't matter.
51:37All that matters is that you are fired.
51:39Are you certain about firing me?
51:41You think you're some unicorn employee that this place will crash and burn without your precious brain?
51:45You wouldn't say that, exactly.
51:46Jessica hasn't slept because she was busy saving us nine figures because of a bug.
51:50Yeah, and we even made a profit.
51:52You expect me to believe that?
51:54Her name wasn't even on those reports.
51:56So take your headphones and beat it.
52:00Can't trash ruin my shoes.
52:03And to you defenders, finance takes timing and judgment.
52:07And sticking up for her shows that you have neither.
52:10So pack your crap and follow her out the door.
52:12Leave them alone.
52:13They have nothing to do with this.
52:15I'll go.
52:18What?
52:19Is office drama more important than making money now?
52:21Make money now?
52:29Susan!
52:36Boss, she's high up in trading.
52:39Firing her out of nowhere might be problematic.
52:43Susan, Susan, Susan.
52:46Look around, finance is a men's game.
52:49Okay, as far as I'm concerned, she was just sitting there woman a chair and cashing paychecks.
52:53Alright, I did us a favor.
52:54We should have squashed that bug a while ago.
53:01Dad, how's it going?
53:03I forgot to mention to you, there's this one woman exec you absolutely cannot mess with.
53:11Woman executive?
53:12Don't tell me it's...
53:13Don't tell me it's...
53:17How many women executives do we have, Susan?
53:21Just two women in executive roles.
53:24These are the files.
53:26She's a talent the board paid top dollar for.
53:29A quant model.
53:30She built it from scratch.
53:32And keeping her is non-negotiable.
53:34Our marketing dominance depends on it.
53:36Jesse, Harvard PhD, star trader.
53:41Dad, are you talking about Jesse?
53:43Jesse.
53:44I didn't fire Jesse, did I?
53:46Actually, Jessica.
53:48She's our golden goose.
53:49Now you need to...
53:50Dad, you just focus on getting better.
53:52I'll make sure she stays, alright?
53:56Susan, tell Jesse to come to my office.
53:58Right away.
54:00Pete, honey.
54:01Remember our pillow talk?
54:03Trading director.
54:05One-upping Jessica.
54:08It's time you pay up, lover boy.
54:10Babe, it already took a lot of effort to get you in with those fake credentials.
54:15I know, but couldn't you be a doll and work your magic for me?
54:21I'm not a doll.
54:23I know, but couldn't you be a doll and work your magic for me?
54:30We've got a new CEO.
54:32Let's lay low for a while.
54:36Keep your nose clean, will ya?
54:41Of course.
54:49Pathetic.
54:50Time to upgrade my meal ticket.
54:54Come in.
54:56Jesse.
54:58Emergency.
54:59New boss just asked Jessica.
55:00What?
55:01Wait, he fired Jessica?
55:03God, is he suicidal or just stupid?
55:05He wants you to go see him now.
55:07Am I up next on the chopping block?
55:12Okay.
55:15God.
55:17You needed something, Jackson?
55:19Jesse, you alright?
55:20Damn, looking good.
55:22Thanks.
55:23Word is, our quant trading model is crushing market averages.
55:27I don't say this often, but I am impressed.
55:30Wait, that's Jessica's work.
55:32How does he not know this?
55:34Absolutely.
55:36Jackson, I actually pull multiple all-nighters to sign up for the company.
55:43I actually pull multiple all-nighters designing that solo.
55:47You see, I have pure talent.
55:51Unlike some people who climb the corporate ladder using connections.
55:59You're referring to Jessica, right?
56:02I already fired that corporate parasite.
56:05I need your model because our fund is launching and I need it to deliver and maximize company profits.
56:10Don't worry, Jackson.
56:11With Jessica out of the way, I'll get that updated model to you in no time.
56:14That's what I like to hear.
56:15Alright, get going, clock's ticking.
56:17I'm on it.
56:20That Jesse's everything Frank promised, sir.
56:22Smart and easy on the eyes.
56:24Hardly remarkable.
56:26Let's hire Miss J. I won't need her anymore.
56:29Miss J?
56:30Miss J is a trading prodigy I met online.
56:32She's the unrivaled queen of the securities trading market.
56:35So that's why Jesse doesn't measure up.
56:37You've already got someone else in mind.
56:39Always two steps ahead, Susan.
56:43Susan, do you see an issue here?
56:44Coffee, always, right here.
56:47Unbelievable.
56:51Miss J, you're the only woman who deserves to be my equal.
56:54Join TV and I'll hand you the entire company.
57:10Boss, we have an emergency.
57:11Your wife's in serious trouble.
57:13Are you crazy?
57:14I haven't even confessed to Jessica yet.
57:16Don't go around calling her that.
57:18You told me to call her that.
57:20Eight years of this secret crush, still no action.
57:22Look, nothing bad can happen to her when I'm...
57:24Wait, hold on, you found Jessica?
57:26We got her.
57:27She's running trading at TV Securities.
57:29Well, she was.
57:30But she's gone.
57:31She's gone.
57:32She's gone.
57:33She's gone.
57:34She's gone.
57:35She's gone.
57:36She's gone.
57:37She's gone.
57:38She's gone.
57:39She's gone.
57:40She's gone.
57:41She's gone.
57:42She's gone.
57:43Well, she was until the new CEO stepped in and fired her.
57:44Fired her?
57:45She's brilliant, how could she get fired?
57:46Something's off here.
57:48Let's go get her.
57:49This is the perfect opportunity for you to step in, be the hero, confess your feelings.
57:52You idiot!
57:54You idiot!
57:56This is the perfect opportunity to bring her on my team!
58:01See each other every day?
58:03I'll finally get my shot with her.
58:05Boss, snap out of it.
58:06It's a security treaty. Clooney Financial doesn't even have a brokerage division.
58:11So we'll buy one.
58:25This office is all mine now.
58:27Ugh. Broke much? Disgusting.
58:45Jessica Jackson's drinker, Mrs. J?
58:49Jackson fired Jessica. And no one knows who she really is. I can take advantage of this.
59:03Jesse! What do you think you're doing?