The Looney Tunes Show (2011) - S1E19 - Off Duty Cop | Full Episode | HD - video Dailymotion

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00:00The only thing better than a third cup of coffee, a fourth cup of coffee.

00:17Come on, we're gonna be late.

00:19Late for what?

00:20To meet Steve St. James.

00:22Who?

00:22Steve St. James.

00:24He was off-duty cop on the hit show Off-Duty Cop.

00:26That old TV show about the detective and his butler?

00:30Chauffeur.

00:30Why would a detective have a chauffeur?

00:32Because he was Steve St. James.

00:34The detective who couldn't let Justice sleep just because he was off-duty,

00:38so he had a chauffeur drive him around to make Justice not sleep.

00:41I need another cup of coffee.

00:45Come on, he's making an appearance at the mall.

00:47I can't. I got a doctor's appointment.

00:50What's wrong with you?

00:51Nothing. It's my yearly physical.

00:54When was the last time you got one?

00:55Never. I've never been to the doctor.

00:57I'm the picture of health.

00:59Oh, my hip.

01:14Ooh, ooh.

01:15What is that shooting pain?

01:17Ah, numbness.

01:19Tingling.

01:20Cramping.

01:21Thanks for inviting me, Daffy.

01:46Isn't it funny how you're always available, no matter how last second?

01:50And you never have other plans.

01:52Like you don't really have a life.

01:55Yeah, that is funny.

01:58Now, who's Steve St. James?

02:00Steve St. James.

02:02Off-Duty Cop.

02:03Give me your phone.

02:06When are you going to get a phone?

02:08Never.

02:08Cell phones are like doctors.

02:09The calling plans are confusing.

02:11The buttons are too small.

02:13Huh?

02:14Just watch this.

02:31Oh.

02:32Is this the old show about the detective and his butler?

02:35Ugh.

02:36Show fur.

02:51Okay, I get it.

02:52I don't need to see anymore.

02:54You're missing it.

02:54Yeah, give it to him, Steve.

03:02Does he have to help everyone he meets?

03:04Shush!

03:10How a little bit that long are these opening credits?

03:17Daffy, I get it.

03:19Give me my phone.

03:20So, to answer your question, that's Steve St. James.

03:29Steve St. James.

03:32Wow.

03:33I'm your biggest fan.

03:35Well, thank you very much.

03:37Would you like a signed copy of my book?

03:40Nah.

03:41Books are like cell phones and doctors.

03:42Takes forever to get an appointment, and I don't have insurance.

03:45Will you sign my beak?

03:46Oh.

03:50I can't see it.

03:52Sign his face.

03:55Leslie Hunt?

03:57Who's she?

03:58I'm Leslie Hunt.

04:00You're Steve St. James.

04:02No.

04:03Steve St. James is a character that I played on TV.

04:06I'm Leslie Hunt.

04:07Who?

04:08I thought you said you were my biggest fan.

04:09I'm Steve St. James' biggest fan.

04:12And you're no Steve St. James.

04:15That's what I said.

04:16That's what I said.

04:18I need a cup of coffee.

04:28Well, if he's not going to be Steve St. James, then I will.

04:33Dabby, that's stealing.

04:35You'd make a great chauffeur.

04:37Hello.

04:49Don't say it.

04:50What's up, Doc?

04:51He said it.

04:52Are you okay?

04:54You seem a little jittery.

04:56Jittery?

04:56I'm not jittery.

04:57If anyone's jittery, you're jittery.

04:59I'm not jittery.

05:01So, do I have a clean bill of health?

05:04Everything looks fine.

05:05Great.

05:05See you next year.

05:06Whoa, whoa.

05:07There is just one thing.

05:10I knew it.

05:11I knew you were hiding something.

05:13How long do I have?

05:14A year?

05:14A month?

05:15A day?

05:15Am I contagious?

05:16If I'm contagious, then those people need to know.

05:19You owe it to them.

05:21I'm highly contagious.

05:23Run for your life.

05:25Why didn't you tell me sooner?

05:29What kind of a doctor are you?

05:31You're probably not even a real doctor.

05:37Syracuse?

05:38That's a basketball school.

05:41I was just going to say that I think you should stop drinking coffee for a while.

05:49You have too much caffeine in your system.

05:51It's what's making you so tense.

05:55Oh.

05:55Cut out coffee.

05:57No problem.

05:58You could probably just take this.

06:01All right.

06:09No caffeine.

06:19I'm sorry to bother you, but can I just have 30 seconds of your time to tell you about a product that could change your life?

06:25Sam, this product differs from other similar products because of its unique ingredients.

06:39I'm not interested.

06:41It's like coffee, but without the caffeine.

06:43What's like coffee?

06:45Spargo.

06:46While coffee leaves you feeling jittery, spargo will leave you feeling rested and alert.

06:52When did you get into this racket?

06:53I needed money quick.

06:54They said they were going to take my house.

06:57I mean, I believe in the product.

07:02Tastes weird.

07:03Those are the sparkler berries.

07:07Wow.

07:08Could this be working already?

07:09I don't know.

07:10You won't catch me drinking that stuff.

07:13I'll take them.

07:14How many?

07:14All of them.

07:15Judge King.

07:16I mean, it'll change your life.

07:24Where are we going, Daffy?

07:38I'm no longer Daffy.

07:39I'm Steve St. James, off-duty cop.

07:41And we're going wherever Justice is sleeping and needs to be woken up by me, Steve St. James, off-duty cop.

07:47So, are you to the edge of just keep going straight?

07:53Pull over.

07:56No, park illegally.

07:59More illegally.

08:00Like you don't have time to play by the rules.

08:02Huh.

08:03Aren't you forgetting something?

08:10Oh, sorry.

08:18Will you marry me?

08:19Freeze!

08:22But he was...

08:23I know what he was doing.

08:24He was stealing your ring.

08:26And beautifully placing it in this elegant box.

08:28No, I was...

08:30Assaulting her.

08:30And that's a code nine.

08:33I might be off-duty, but I'm not off my game.

08:37Looks like your meter's expired.

08:40Call me if you have any more trouble, ma'am.

08:42Day or night.

08:43Well, never before 11 a.m.

08:44And don't call after 5.

08:46And also, when you call, it'll be my roommate's voice on the answering machine.

08:49I don't know how to change it.

08:50Also, I don't know how to access messages.

08:52So just keep calling.

08:53Anytime.

08:54Day or night.

08:55Between 11 and 5.

08:56And not on weekends.

09:03Day or night.

09:04Day or night.

09:05Day or night.

09:06Day or night.

09:07Day or night.

09:08Day or night.

09:09Day or night.

09:10Day or night.

09:11Day or night.

09:12Day or night.

09:13Day or night.

09:14Day or night.

09:15Day or night.

09:16Day or night.

09:17Day or night.

09:18Day or night.

09:19Day or night.

09:20Day or night.

09:33Oh, my God.

10:03I have so much energy.

10:08What to do, what to do, what to do?

10:10It's early, but I guess I could make dinner.

10:23Hmm, now what?

10:25Oh, there's that book I always wanted to write.

10:30The end.

10:33June, I don't think that's too early to put up Christmas decorations.

10:54Merry Christmas!

10:55Merry Christmas!

11:00Well, I'd say that was a solid day's work.

11:03Wherever Justice tried to sleep, we were there to wake it up.

11:07Good work, chauffeur.

11:08Are you sure the chauffeur doesn't have a name?

11:11Nope, just chauffeur.

11:12Why is your house covered in Christmas decorations?

11:20Isn't it always like that?

11:27Oh, hi.

11:28Hey, I hope you don't mind.

11:29I did a few things around the house.

11:31I painted the garage.

11:32I resurfaced the swimming pool.

11:33Oh, and I moved everything that was in your room into the kitchen.

11:36But if you don't like it, I can move it back no problem.

11:38I just have three hours left on the treadmill.

11:40But after that, I definitely can move your stuff back into your bedroom.

11:43Unless you want me to move it into the garage.

11:45I just painted it.

11:46Are you okay?

11:47Never better.

11:48Never, ever, ever better.

11:50Are you guys itchy?

11:51Huh, I like it.

12:00Closer to the fridge.

12:02So you're saying the chauffeur was in every episode, and they never gave him a name?

12:06I'll prove it to you.

12:13St. James, have your chauffeur bring the car around.

12:16He's a human being, Chief.

12:18He has a name.

12:19Brandon Steele.

12:21Use it.

12:22I do.

12:24Every time I address him.

12:26Oh, Brandon.

12:27Thank goodness you're here.

12:30Huh.

12:30That was a stupid episode.

12:32Have you guys seen any sparkles that still have sparkle in them?

12:34I'm all out of sparkle, and I need some sparkle.

12:36You know what I mean?

12:37What is wrong with you?

12:38Nothing.

12:38There's nothing wrong with me.

12:42I gotta get more sparkle.

12:43Spargle.

12:51Something tells me justice is about to get a wake-up call.

13:01Where's the sparkle?

13:07Where's the sparkle?

13:08He's gotta have it somewhere.

13:09Where is he?

13:09Here.

13:10I can see him somewhere.

13:10Where's the sparkle?

13:11Where is he?

13:12What in tarnation are you doing in my house?

13:16Oh, uh, I was just, uh, I figured I'd stop by.

13:20I saw the window was unlocked.

13:22It seemed like a great time to come over and hang out.

13:24Well, I thought I was the only one who broke into people's houses to hang out.

13:28Say, you know what goes well with hanging out?

13:30Spargle.

13:30Do you have any more sparkle?

13:32I could really go for some sparkle.

13:33Don't got no more.

13:34You bought it all.

13:35What?

13:36But I really need it.

13:37Well, I said I don't got no more.

13:39Well, you gotta hook it up.

13:42Uh, I guess I could take you to my supplier.

13:44Let's go now.

13:45Fine.

13:46Let me throw on some jeans.

13:48I said now.

13:54I always knew Bugs was a criminal.

13:58Chauffeur, looks like we're going for a little drive.

14:07Hello, darling.

14:08You probably know me.

14:09I'm a Spargle sales representative.

14:11We have a lot of sales representatives.

14:14Yeah, well, I bet you don't have a lot to sell a month's supply in one day.

14:20See that guy over there?

14:22The one talking to that plant?

14:23I moved one of the bedrooms into the kitchen, but I think it would look better in the garage.

14:26I just painted it.

14:27Well, thanks to him, your company's about to get rich.

14:32And, uh, so am I.

14:33Because I get four cents on every can.

14:37Freeze!

14:38You're all under arrest.

14:39Dessie, do not blow this deal.

14:41My name is Steve St. James, and you are coming with me.

14:45I'm not going anywhere without my Spargle.

14:49Ah!

14:53Bye.

14:55Bye.

14:59Bye.

15:11Bye.

15:12Bye.

15:12Oh, my God.

15:42I just want my Spargle.

15:45Put down the pen.

15:46Put down the stapler all right all over the pig's face.

15:48Why does everyone want it right on my face?

15:50Just give me my Spargle.

15:52Put down the pen.

15:52It's permanent ink.

15:54I said give me my Spargle.

15:56Put it down.

15:58I'm not leaving here until you give me my Spargle.

16:01I said put it down.

16:02It won't come off.

16:09This is a place of business.

16:11These are hard-working people who simply want to sell a quality product.

16:17What in tarnation is illegal about that?

16:22You're all under arrest.

16:28What's going on here?

16:29This whole operation's a scam.

16:32These things are filled with dangerous, highly addictive chemicals.

16:35But what about the Spargle berries?

16:39Somebody get that guy to a doctor.

16:41Am I under arrest?

16:45I'm just an innocent sales representative.

16:48Well, that all depends.

16:49Did you know you were selling a dangerous product?

16:51Thanks for helping out.

17:05I'll take it from here.

17:06Who are you?

17:09Steve St. James, off-duty cop.

17:12Arrest this one, too.

17:13What did I do?

17:14You've been impersonating a cop and handcuffing people all over town.

17:18What about him?

17:20He's been impersonating a chauffeur.

17:24That's not illegal.

17:26It's pathetic, but it's not illegal.

17:28Get this guy out of my face.

17:30I'm putting you down as a witness, so I'm gonna need your name, too.

17:37It will be, it will be, it will be, it will be, it will be, it will be, it will be, it will be, it will be, it will be, it will be.

17:40I'm just gonna put chauffeur.

17:42Huh.

18:12I don't know.

18:42Oh, my God.

19:12Oh, my God.

19:42Oh, my God.

20:12Oh, my God.

20:42Oh, my God.

21:12That's all, folks.

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