- 5/30/2025
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00:00:00mom remember when we talked about the difference between loving someone and being in love no no
00:00:12not at all love is love well I'm sure you dated other guys before dad and maybe you
00:00:19even loved some of them how did you know dad was the one by marrying him let's go
00:00:30okay
00:01:00where do you guys see
00:01:07hey hey um what do you think about doing a crushed velvet and chrome Frank hates us huh
00:01:33what happened I don't know I have no idea I mean I just I don't love him
00:01:48God what is wrong with me I mean I've broken not one not two but three three engagements
00:02:03you came pretty close to sealing the deal this time
00:02:07how is he after you left he kind of put his fist through the pulpit
00:02:12Reverend Macy was really nice about it oh I should have never said yes in the first place
00:02:21probably Viv he asked me to marry him in front of 50,000 basketball fans did you want me to break
00:02:28his heart on a hundred foot jumbotron is it any worse than breaking his heart at his own wedding
00:02:32I'm awful Jesse that's not what I meant no you know what it's fine I'm clearly not meant for the
00:02:44whole marriage thing so this is it I'm done hurting people no more wedding planning no more engagement
00:02:51parties I'm done
00:02:52too fair
00:02:56straight
00:02:57I don't believe it pocket aces you still beat me five seven why would you even play that hand
00:03:04sometimes it's better to run good than play good
00:03:06unbelievable
00:03:07yeah I can't help it if I got the luck of the irish in me
00:03:10all right yeezy mcteran and you're not that lucky all the time
00:03:13are you sure about that or you forget about that money that I took from you last week with my full house
00:03:17oh I'm not talking about cards what are you talking about then women
00:03:23are you serious he's kidding right I'm the only one who can still go out and get lucky the rest of
00:03:31you have to go home to your wives look we all know that you've dated lots of women but none of
00:03:36them have gone anywhere and thankfully so because I don't get caught up in that whole marriage mess
00:03:42Aiden face it you could never get a girl to commit
00:03:44that's ridiculous of course it could really yeah
00:03:48you want to bet you get a girl to say yes to your marriage proposal by Christmas
00:03:55and I would give you my corner office lose and you have to take Charlie's cubicle sweet
00:04:02that's crazy crazy because what you don't think you can do it I mean you've never run away from
00:04:06a bet before no it's crazy because Christmas is just four weeks away hey Svetlana said yes after
00:04:11four weeks Charlie she was getting deported hey man look it's cool if you don't think you can win
00:04:15this one just say so I'll do it but I have to choose the girl oh done and done or my friend you are on
00:04:29hey oh sorry are you busy just getting ready for a job someone dropped their wedding ring down a drain
00:04:50Mike I am so sorry I know I should never let it get this far you and my family and everyone went through so much trouble and
00:05:02here
00:05:07keep it
00:05:11no Mike I can't
00:05:13just hang on to it
00:05:15you don't have to wear it if it freaks you out too much
00:05:19just keep it
00:05:20you never know
00:05:22maybe with a little time it'll change your mind
00:05:25you kept the ring he wouldn't take it back and
00:05:33I've heard him enough already
00:05:35Jess you have got to stop saying yes to these guys just so you won't hurt their feelings because guess what
00:05:39you're gonna hurt them anyway you know me I hate confrontation
00:05:43look if a guy asks you to marry him on a hundred foot jumbotron
00:05:47that's the risk he's willing to take at public humiliation
00:05:50right
00:05:51you're gonna learn to be more assertive
00:05:53you could just say no
00:05:55no good
00:05:57thanks
00:05:58so you're gonna give the ring back
00:05:59no
00:06:00what yes
00:06:01next week
00:06:10brilliant isn't it
00:06:13brilliant
00:06:15do you know the artist
00:06:17I can't say that I do
00:06:19there's actually a client at the trading firm I work for I could introduce you
00:06:23it's weird first I should introduce myself I'm Matt
00:06:26Matt Harper
00:06:28Jessie
00:06:29Jessie
00:06:30nice
00:06:31did you um
00:06:32sorry
00:06:33damaged goods she's just getting over a broken engagement
00:06:35awesome I'm going through a divorce so we can solve stories about
00:06:37oh she's sworn off men dating marriage the whole thing
00:06:40really
00:06:41okay well I don't want to mess with damaged goods
00:06:43unless of course your sister would like to
00:06:45is gay
00:06:46yes she is
00:06:48okay well I'm just going to um
00:06:50I think that there's
00:06:52maybe um
00:06:53and that's how it's done
00:06:58so
00:07:02any luck
00:07:05well bull you told me to study this painting to seek creative enlightenment when acquiring his stocks
00:07:11yeah I was just talking about the girl
00:07:13yeah I know what you're talking about
00:07:15good cause I have found the one
00:07:17I thought the deal was that I choose
00:07:19hey can't a guy help a friend out besides
00:07:21she is super cute
00:07:22alright
00:07:23and recently single
00:07:24is this some kind of joke
00:07:25hey
00:07:26tell me
00:07:28tell me
00:07:29yeah
00:07:40yeah
00:07:42well
00:07:43okay
00:07:44she is super cute
00:07:45yeah
00:07:46I wonder what's wrong with her
00:07:47She is super cute.
00:07:56Yeah.
00:07:56I wonder what's wrong with her.
00:07:58Nothing.
00:07:59You know, other than she turned me down.
00:08:01She turned you down?
00:08:02She turned me down.
00:08:05I like her already.
00:08:17I hate wearing heels at these things.
00:08:20I'm sorry?
00:08:21Just the walk from the car kills my calves.
00:08:26Oh.
00:08:27I bet you look great in stilettos.
00:08:29Seriously, though, whoever said women look better in heels is way off.
00:08:32Kicks, now that's hot.
00:08:35Yeah, well, somehow I doubt kicks with this dress would be very hot.
00:08:39You would be the envy of every woman in this room if you wore kicks with that dress.
00:08:47Aiden McTiernan.
00:08:50Jessie Patterson.
00:08:52So, Jessie, are you in the market for some new art?
00:08:56I came with my sister.
00:08:59So your sister, is she a collective?
00:09:01We're interior designers.
00:09:03Really?
00:09:04Interesting.
00:09:05Vijay Designs.
00:09:07Vijay?
00:09:08Vivian, Jessie, Designs, it's...
00:09:10Oh, Vijay, yeah.
00:09:13I think I get that.
00:09:14Hey, you want to grab a coffee?
00:09:20No.
00:09:26Could I get a card?
00:09:28Because I'm looking to redecorate my condo.
00:09:31I thought maybe we could go over some ideas.
00:09:33No.
00:09:34No?
00:09:34Yes, huh?
00:09:35Jessie would be thrilled to give you a consultation.
00:09:40Great.
00:09:41Saturday, 10.30?
00:09:42Saturday's perfect.
00:09:46Vivian, I assume.
00:09:47That's right.
00:09:48Aiden.
00:09:49It's a pleasure.
00:09:50So this is the whole VJ experience, huh?
00:09:53Yeah.
00:09:54I'm going to email you my address.
00:10:07Hello?
00:10:08Jessie.
00:10:09Hey.
00:10:10Wow.
00:10:11Elevator into the place, huh?
00:10:13Yeah, it's neat.
00:10:14Welcome.
00:10:16So this is it.
00:10:18Other than what I see in Ikea catalogs, I really have no idea how to do this, so...
00:10:22Oh.
00:10:22It's nice.
00:10:23Well, one thing you should know about me is I design based on the individual.
00:10:28Well, and comfort, of course.
00:10:31So, I mean, your place is great.
00:10:33It's just not really that functional.
00:10:36The first thing we're going to do is personalize your space.
00:10:41Does that mean you need to get to know me better?
00:10:43Because we can go for a glass of wine and I'll tell you everything you need to know.
00:10:47Color.
00:10:47What?
00:10:48Do you prefer a blue tone, a red, a neutral?
00:10:53Yeah, uh, blue is good.
00:10:56Okay, great.
00:10:57So I'll just need you to look at these fabrics.
00:10:59Watch it.
00:10:59Color.
00:10:59Oh!
00:11:00I'm, I'm, I'm so sorry.
00:11:15I didn't know that you were married.
00:11:17I'm not.
00:11:17Engaged.
00:11:18I wasn't.
00:11:19Or whatever.
00:11:19I, I never was.
00:11:20I, um, I'm getting it back.
00:11:24So I'll let you keep this.
00:11:25And if you just want to go through the colors and fabrics and let me know, we can get a
00:11:30nice color scheme going.
00:11:33And then you can email me.
00:11:36Yeah, I'll email you.
00:11:36And we'll go from there.
00:11:38Okay.
00:11:38Um, yeah, cool.
00:11:39Yeah, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll talk to you soon.
00:11:43Great.
00:11:44Okay.
00:11:47Bye.
00:11:48Bye.
00:11:52What?
00:11:55I don't believe this.
00:11:57You knew.
00:11:59You knew I had no chance with this.
00:12:00Hey, it's not my fault you chose her before you did your own reconnaissance.
00:12:03That's not fair.
00:12:04Hey, you could just admit defeat.
00:12:05I mean, I'm sure we can have you moved into Charlie's cubicle by like the end of the day,
00:12:08pal.
00:12:09Hey, stop.
00:12:12Stop it.
00:12:12Ah, stop it.
00:12:15It's fun over there.
00:12:17Forget it.
00:12:19I'll make this happen.
00:12:21All right.
00:12:22Good luck.
00:12:23What a waste of time.
00:12:27Guess we'll be renting this place for another year.
00:12:30Coming.
00:12:35Aiden.
00:12:36Hey.
00:12:37Hey.
00:12:38What are you doing here?
00:12:43Aiden.
00:12:44Hey.
00:12:45Hey.
00:12:46What are you doing here?
00:12:47I thought I'd come talk to you about all your ideas.
00:12:51Please.
00:12:52Come in.
00:12:55All right.
00:12:55Well, I actually put together this board for you if you want to take a look.
00:13:00Um, I was thinking, you know, like this general vibe.
00:13:05You know, it's hard for me to tell if I really love something from a picture.
00:13:08I need to physically touch it.
00:13:11Ah.
00:13:12All right.
00:13:13Um, okay.
00:13:15Well, I'm going to the store later today.
00:13:16So, you know what?
00:13:17It's no problem.
00:13:17I can pull some of these pieces and then, you know, you can check them out.
00:13:21Oh, no, you're heading there today?
00:13:22Yeah.
00:13:23Oh, great.
00:13:23Because I have the rest of the afternoon off.
00:13:24I can go with you.
00:13:25Great.
00:13:26No.
00:13:27I mean, it's so time-consuming.
00:13:30And I have all of those, uh, orders to pick up.
00:13:34Hey, Jessie.
00:13:35Mike.
00:13:37What are you doing here?
00:13:38I just stopped by.
00:13:40I thought I could buy you some lunch.
00:13:44I'd love to.
00:13:45Uh, it was just that I'm about to take my client here, Aiden, to go furniture shopping.
00:13:49You ready to go?
00:13:53Yes.
00:13:54Great.
00:13:55Nice to meet you.
00:14:01Yeah, me too.
00:14:05Some other time, then?
00:14:07Yeah.
00:14:09For sure.
00:14:16Okay, now this is what I was thinking for your living room.
00:14:19Isn't it fabulous?
00:14:21I, myself, love an extra-long couch.
00:14:23It gives me plenty of room to lay down, relax, do whatever, you know.
00:14:29Cool.
00:14:32Great, right?
00:14:34Hey, take a seat.
00:14:36Ah, no, no, I'm fine.
00:14:39Have a seat.
00:14:40How do you know how it feels?
00:14:41I don't know how it feels.
00:14:52We don't know.
00:14:58Pretend you're watching a movie.
00:15:01Okay.
00:15:01Let me guess, we're watching a romance.
00:15:06Horror film, actually.
00:15:09Really?
00:15:10Yeah.
00:15:10I love that moment when I know I'm about to be so scared, but I still don't know when
00:15:16it's coming, and then all of a sudden it's...
00:15:18BAM!
00:15:21I know the feeling exactly.
00:15:23My parents used to leave me alone a lot when I was younger, and I used to watch slasher movies
00:15:26to see how scared I could make myself.
00:15:27Oh, yeah?
00:15:29How old were you?
00:15:3010, 12.
00:15:33And you were alone?
00:15:37And you were alone?
00:15:41Who's that guy you were trying to dodge at the house?
00:15:44Not that it matters to me, considering I was the one you were trying to shake before he
00:15:47showed up.
00:15:48Okay, well, I wasn't trying to shake anyone.
00:15:53And, uh, that was Mike.
00:15:55He was my fiancé.
00:15:57Okay, we have all the major pieces.
00:16:08Now we just need accents, uh, like pillows, lamps, side tables, that sort of a thing.
00:16:14It's hard to believe Christmas is just a few weeks away.
00:16:17What do you think of Christmas decor, I mean, from a design perspective?
00:16:24I think for the most part, it's tacking over the top.
00:16:27But, I don't know.
00:16:29When it's done right, I really like Christmas time.
00:16:33My favorite thing about it, though, isn't the decor.
00:16:36It's actually the music.
00:16:40Really?
00:16:42Yeah.
00:16:43Corny as it may sound, I've always had a soft spot for Christmas carols.
00:16:47Is that funny to you?
00:16:54No, it's not.
00:16:54Okay.
00:16:57Oh.
00:16:58Let's go.
00:17:09Yes.
00:17:11Hey, Jesse?
00:17:40Owen!
00:17:42Hi.
00:17:43Hi.
00:17:44Wow.
00:17:45Funny bumping into you here.
00:17:46It's terrible.
00:17:47Yeah.
00:17:48No, listen, I'm just on my way out, but Sandy was wondering if we're still on for dinner
00:17:52in the new year.
00:17:53You bet.
00:17:54Great.
00:17:55Because we should really do it this time.
00:17:56I agree.
00:17:57Okay, good.
00:17:58So, uh, forecast is calling for a 90% chance at dinner.
00:18:01You got it.
00:18:02All right.
00:18:03Good to see you.
00:18:04Yeah.
00:18:05Great work.
00:18:10Okay.
00:18:11Who's that?
00:18:12Oh, um, that was Owen, one of my fiancés.
00:18:16Um, he's married now to this lovely woman named Sandy.
00:18:20Another fiancée?
00:18:21Mm-hmm.
00:18:22Yeah.
00:18:23How many have you had?
00:18:24Three.
00:18:25Owen, Trent, and Link.
00:18:26Three times.
00:18:27She's been engaged three times.
00:18:28Maybe it'll be easy to get her to say yes.
00:18:29She's done it three times.
00:18:30Three times too many.
00:18:31I don't know.
00:18:32It sounds to me like you should start packing your cubicle, Charlie.
00:18:33Find out what she likes.
00:18:34I never knew I loved cabbage rolls until I married Svetlana.
00:18:35It's why we're perfect for each other.
00:18:36Well, we both like scary movies.
00:18:37That's great.
00:18:38You can do it.
00:18:39You can do it.
00:18:40You can do it.
00:18:41You can do it.
00:18:42You can do it.
00:18:43You can do it.
00:18:44You can do it.
00:18:45You can do it.
00:18:46You can do it.
00:18:47You can do it.
00:18:48You can do it.
00:18:49You can do it.
00:18:50You can do it.
00:18:51You can do it.
00:18:52You can do it.
00:18:53You can do it.
00:18:54You can do it.
00:18:55You can do it.
00:18:56You can do it.
00:18:57You can do it.
00:18:58You can do it.
00:18:59Well, we both like scary movies.
00:19:00That's great.
00:19:01You can bond over The Exorcist.
00:19:02Ah, that's the side table.
00:19:03That goes over by the window face.
00:19:04Excuse me.
00:19:05Be careful.
00:19:06Over there.
00:19:07Hey, do you have any wall art, like pictures and photos?
00:19:09Uh, just Beaulieu's piece.
00:19:11Yeah, but you're not a fan.
00:19:13What, you don't think it'll work?
00:19:15Art should be personal.
00:19:17You know, it should mean something to you.
00:19:20Um, do you have any family portraits?
00:19:23Brothers, sisters?
00:19:24You're looking at an only child.
00:19:26Okay.
00:19:27How about you?
00:19:28You got anyone else other than your sister?
00:19:29Uh, just me and my parents.
00:19:31But we're up pretty close.
00:19:32Over here, please.
00:19:33So tell me, what do you like to do?
00:19:36Outside of designing?
00:19:38Uh, well, I volunteered a dog shelter.
00:19:42Really?
00:19:43Yeah.
00:19:44Barkley Dog Shelter.
00:19:46It's really the only way I can satisfy my urge to have a dog.
00:19:49Uh, sister's allergies.
00:19:51I love dogs.
00:19:53Yeah, I can tell by your pet-free building.
00:19:56No, no, no, really.
00:19:57I love, I love dogs.
00:20:00Here.
00:20:01What's this?
00:20:02You asked me if I had any family portraits.
00:20:05Well, that's it.
00:20:06Just me and my dog, Luke.
00:20:10He was a good dog.
00:20:11There.
00:20:12Thanks.
00:20:13Excuse me.
00:20:15Wait.
00:20:16I could have sworn the lamps were coming with the delivery.
00:20:19You know what?
00:20:20I'll give them a call and see if they're still coming.
00:20:21Well, look, if you don't have to do anything, I don't have to go anywhere either.
00:20:23I can get some takeout and we can wait till they come.
00:20:24What do you like?
00:20:25Do you like sushi?
00:20:26Thai?
00:20:27I could go for a burger.
00:20:28Really?
00:20:29Yeah.
00:20:30Okay.
00:20:31I'll get some cheeseburgers.
00:20:32There's a great spot down the street.
00:20:34Stick around, okay?
00:20:35Okay.
00:20:36Okay.
00:20:37We'll hang out until the lamps arrive.
00:20:38Oh, this part's nasty.
00:20:39Hey, what about a piano in the corner?
00:20:40No.
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00:21:08I don't leave play.
00:21:09Oh, please.
00:21:10Yes, you do.
00:21:11I heard you the other night.
00:21:13I'm great.
00:21:14Thanks.
00:21:15You're welcome.
00:21:16My mom and I used to play carols every Christmas.
00:21:20At least until the divorce.
00:21:22After that, Christmas was different.
00:21:28It must have been hard.
00:21:30Who'd you spend Christmas with?
00:21:32Your mom or your dad?
00:21:33Or have the lawyers decided?
00:21:43Oh.
00:21:45What?
00:21:45Run!
00:21:46Run!
00:21:52Lips.
00:21:57So you and Aiden were having dinner and watching a movie together?
00:22:01Alone?
00:22:01Yes, but it wasn't like that.
00:22:05We were working.
00:22:06We were waiting for that delivery.
00:22:08Uh-huh.
00:22:09It was so funny because we're sitting there watching a scary movie
00:22:11and the delivery guy comes in and scares the pants off us.
00:22:14This girl, she likes burgers, guys.
00:22:17Not Thai, not sushi.
00:22:19Burgers and fries.
00:22:20I mean, how many girls do you know that'll dig into a 12-ounce fat boy?
00:22:22Oh, and she likes dogs.
00:22:24Get this.
00:22:25She volunteers at a dog shop.
00:22:27Okay, enough, enough, Romeo.
00:22:28We're all in here.
00:22:29You gonna play this hand or what?
00:22:31Yeah, right.
00:22:32Sounds like you two might be perfect for each other.
00:22:35Okay, well, I wouldn't say that, all right?
00:22:37It's gotta be believable, right, for me to win the bet?
00:22:41Oh, unbelievable.
00:22:44I'm out.
00:22:45What, you leaving already?
00:22:46Yeah, I got an early squash game in the morning.
00:22:48Yeah, I got Svetlana's family coming in for Christmas.
00:22:50What about you, Stu?
00:22:53You gonna stick around for a little two-handed euchre?
00:22:55Oh, no.
00:22:56I told Bev that I was renting a DVD.
00:22:58For two hours?
00:23:00Yeah, she thinks I'm indecisive.
00:23:03All right, buddy.
00:23:04Just remember, you got three weeks left to make it happen.
00:23:07Not a problem.
00:23:08See you, man.
00:23:10Later.
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00:23:13Later.
00:23:14Later.
00:23:23Guess what?
00:23:24We are gonna get you all pretty because you have a family come to look at you today.
00:23:32Yes, you do.
00:23:33Jessie, I was wondering if you could show our new volunteer what needs to get done around here.
00:23:37Oh, yeah.
00:23:42Aiden.
00:23:44You two know each other.
00:23:46Even better.
00:23:47Thanks.
00:23:51What are you doing here?
00:23:52You inspired me.
00:23:54Besides, if I can't have a dog, I think you're right.
00:23:56This might be the next best thing.
00:23:58Who's this guy?
00:24:00This fluffy boy.
00:24:01Hey.
00:24:02That's Jake.
00:24:03Hey, good-looking guy.
00:24:04So, what can I do?
00:24:06Well...
00:24:08I think you can start by cleaning Mr. Lincoln's kennel.
00:24:13Yeah.
00:24:14Okay.
00:24:15Yeah.
00:24:16Oh, hey there, Lincoln.
00:24:17Get y'all spiffed up to do that name justice, huh?
00:24:19Oh, for such a little guy, you sure do some big...
00:24:21Wow.
00:24:22Here.
00:24:23Let me take him off your hands.
00:24:24All right.
00:24:25Rookie.
00:24:26You know how lucky you are?
00:24:27Your parents let you have a dog?
00:24:28Yeah, I don't know about that.
00:24:29After the divorce, they, um, thought it was too much work.
00:24:38So, I don't know about that.
00:24:42You know how lucky you are?
00:24:46Your parents let you have a dog?
00:24:48Yeah, I don't know about that.
00:24:53After the divorce, they, um, thought it was too much work.
00:24:58so they decided to bring Luke to the pound since then it's been hard for me
00:25:04to get too attached to anything
00:25:13Jesse I'll be right back
00:25:23Rhonda told me that you'd be here with the dogs I didn't know you'd have
00:25:28the company Aiden yeah he's volunteering at the shelter oh first he's a client and
00:25:37now he's a volunteer okay well I wanted to talk to you about setting another
00:25:42date a date look I can understand if you don't want to do the whole ceremony thing
00:25:49again you can skip that maybe just go to City Hall or something listen I think I
00:25:56don't know how happy this will make your mother
00:25:58Jake Jake Jake
00:26:03I'll be right back
00:26:05Jesse
00:26:07come here boy
00:26:09stay
00:26:11Jake come here boy
00:26:13stop him stop him
00:26:15Mike grab him
00:26:17I got it
00:26:19poor guy you think he's gonna be okay Mike up he'll be fine
00:26:28when did you know Mike Owen and Trent Trent
00:26:34when did you know they weren't the ones when they proposed I guess the idea of
00:26:40spending the rest of my life with them just kinda panicked
00:26:47isn't that normal aren't you supposed to get cold feet
00:26:51I don't think so
00:26:53I think when you're truly in love the idea of spending the rest of your life with someone
00:26:59to make you the happiest you've ever been
00:27:12hey
00:27:13I just wanted to let you know there's a bunch of guys in hazmat suits and masks at my condo
00:27:18I don't know if I should pull out the boxing gloves and start defending myself or what
00:27:22I forgot to tell you that I'm having your floors refinished so you're gonna love it
00:27:27it's just you can't walk in your apartment for about six hours
00:27:32well I guess I'm meeting out tonight
00:27:35hmm
00:27:37you wanna join me
00:27:39uh
00:27:40I was actually headed to my parents for game night
00:27:43game night?
00:27:44yeah
00:27:45well that sounds like fun
00:27:47do you wanna come?
00:27:50oh
00:27:52hi
00:27:53hi
00:27:55where's your sister?
00:27:56ah she's on a date
00:27:57oh
00:27:58and I see you brought one along as well
00:27:59actually this is my client Aiden
00:28:01oh
00:28:02nice to meet you
00:28:03hey Bolt
00:28:04hey Dad
00:28:05good to see you
00:28:06now who's this?
00:28:07Aiden
00:28:08Jessie's client
00:28:10pleasure to meet you sir
00:28:12Aiden's floors are getting refinished so I thought for the inconvenience I'd bring them along
00:28:17that's my sugar cookies
00:28:18I've gotta dress them before they get cool
00:28:20let me guess the glass bottom method?
00:28:21is there any other way?
00:28:24you need some help?
00:28:25I would love that
00:28:26come with me
00:28:27you know what I really like to do?
00:28:28I like to make sure that the sugar cookies are safe
00:28:29what's all this?
00:28:34oh
00:28:36mom loves scrapbooking and she's kind of obsessed with documenting her lives
00:28:42this one
00:28:43looks interesting
00:28:44oh that's mom's engagement album
00:28:46it's
00:28:51most people have wedding albums
00:28:54my mom has an engagement album
00:28:56uh
00:29:01that's Owen
00:29:02he was my first fiance
00:29:04he was a weatherman for channel 5
00:29:07and
00:29:08he proposed on live television
00:29:11during a weather forecast
00:29:13lucky you
00:29:16there's Trent
00:29:17number 2
00:29:19he proposed on the marquee at the theater
00:29:22he's a movie critic
00:29:26you know
00:29:27anything for a good review
00:29:29mmm
00:29:30right
00:29:31and of course
00:29:32you know Mike
00:29:43you look beautiful here
00:29:45you know
00:29:55I have a great idea
00:29:57why don't we
00:29:58sing some carols around the piano
00:30:01Aiden
00:30:02do you play?
00:30:03oh no
00:30:04no I don't play
00:30:05yeah you do
00:30:06you're great
00:30:07which carols do you know?
00:30:09I like
00:30:11uh
00:30:12First Noel
00:30:13that's my favorite
00:30:16shall we?
00:30:18the first Noel
00:30:20the angel did say
00:30:24was to certain poor shepherds
00:30:28in fields where they lay
00:30:31in fields where they lay
00:30:34lay keeping their sheep
00:30:37on a cold winter's night
00:30:40that was so deep
00:30:43oh no
00:30:44Noel
00:30:45Noel
00:30:46Noel
00:30:47Noel
00:30:49Noel
00:30:51Born is the king
00:30:55of Israel
00:30:57great
00:30:58how about this one?
00:31:02should old acquaintance be forgot
00:31:07and never brought to mind
00:31:12should old acquaintance be forgot
00:31:16in days of old lang syne for old
00:31:22why did you invite him?
00:31:23well I just thought it might be kind of lovely
00:31:24took me on the spot
00:31:25well sweetheart I had no idea
00:31:26you're bringing a date
00:31:27shh shh shh shh shh shh
00:31:28he's a client
00:31:29and anyways mom
00:31:30it doesn't matter okay
00:31:31I have already told you
00:31:32I don't want to be with Mike
00:31:34if you mean Aiden
00:31:35I mean I think that he is just lovely
00:31:37shh shh shh shh shh shh
00:31:39this is crazy
00:31:52I'm not marrying anyone
00:31:54okay
00:32:00shall we play?
00:32:02oh dad I don't think this is the right time
00:32:05I'll play
00:32:08that is if anyone else is game
00:32:12well Jesse did invite me over for game night
00:32:15he's right
00:32:17I did
00:32:21deal him up
00:32:23I bet 40
00:32:28call me
00:32:32fold
00:32:33I'm out
00:32:36I'm out
00:32:42I'm all in
00:32:43whoa whoa whoa
00:32:44yeah
00:32:46that's old
00:32:49I raise
00:32:50what are you doing?
00:33:06just raising the stakes
00:33:09it's not my van it's my 57 Chevy
00:33:12you win or not?
00:33:16you win or not?
00:33:20yeah
00:33:22yeah fine
00:33:24infinity coupe
00:33:26I call
00:33:27I call
00:33:34I can't believe he's taking your corn
00:33:37ah see I knew it
00:33:39he's just pulling our leg
00:33:41I'll come back tomorrow for my Chevy
00:33:44yeah
00:33:50yeah but if my mom hadn't invited him this wouldn't have happened
00:33:54come on it's nice to have a mom who cares
00:33:58I know
00:34:00I just don't want any pressure
00:34:02next time I want to know for sure
00:34:04next time?
00:34:06so you're saying you haven't sworn marriage off for good?
00:34:11I didn't say that
00:34:14goodnight
00:34:16peace
00:34:18uh it's real nice of you
00:34:21thanks
00:34:23see ya
00:34:31alright the bet's off
00:34:32oh
00:34:35oh so you struck out huh?
00:34:37no no it's not that
00:34:38it's just
00:34:39it's not cool
00:34:41I mean the girl's been through enough already
00:34:42three engagements
00:34:44and besides
00:34:46I kinda get why those other guys proposed to her
00:34:49whoa hold on are you saying that you actually
00:34:52do want to marry this girl?
00:34:54what I'm saying is the bet is off
00:34:57okay look I feel for the girl I do okay
00:35:00but a bet is a bet my friend
00:35:02so if you forfeit
00:35:04be prepared to bring in the new year in a 4x6 cubicle
00:35:06so I won
00:35:08if you could just say that I won
00:35:10okay I don't think you understand
00:35:12this dog is totally out of control
00:35:14he's completely untrained
00:35:15last night he was up all night
00:35:17barking and whining
00:35:19sir he's just a little stressed from being in a new environment
00:35:21he'll settle down
00:35:23I don't have time to wait for him to settle down
00:35:25it's too much work isn't him
00:35:27you know you're breaking their hearts
00:35:28uh what?
00:35:30your kids
00:35:32I'm sure they don't care Jake stays up all night
00:35:34or won't stay or sit
00:35:35they just want to dog
00:35:36okay
00:35:37well it's not just about your kids
00:35:39poor Jake here
00:35:40thought he was getting out of his cage
00:35:42that's not my problem
00:35:43it's not your problem
00:35:44you adopted him
00:35:45you know we got a pen for us here if you want read it
00:35:46you know we got a pen for us here if you wanna read it
00:35:47I can't believe that guy he just comes in here like that
00:35:56I can't believe that guy. He just comes in here like that.
00:36:26That's great. Yeah. Okay. Sure. I'll tell Jesse that you can meet her on Saturday. Okay. Thank you.
00:36:44That was just our first referral, thanks to your good friend Aiden. See? I told you mingling was the way to go.
00:36:52It was like this crazy dream sequence. What are you talking about? He's the one. Yep. Aiden is the one.
00:37:07What? What do you mean? Like the one? The one? Like the one. Like the one. That's great.
00:37:24No, it isn't. No, it isn't. I finally meet the man that I can see myself spending the rest of my life with.
00:37:32And he's not marriage material. Are you sure? Viv, I told you. This guy's damaged goods.
00:37:41Oh, it's him. Don't answer it. Jesse. Look, you can't be sure. Not until you ask.
00:37:52Ask what? You want me to ask him to marry me?
00:38:08Think about it. No, Jess, this is perfect. You're always the one who's being asked, and look how that turned out.
00:38:14Hey!
00:38:14So, what if this time we switch it up? You do the asking.
00:38:22I cannot believe that you're serious right now. I cannot believe you're standing here telling me to propose to Aiden.
00:38:28Why not? What if he says no? What if he says yes? And doesn't mean it?
00:38:35Uh-uh. Mm-mm. No way. No?
00:38:38I've been that guy. Been down that road.
00:38:41No, I can't do that.
00:38:42Yes, you can.
00:38:45So, she kissed you, and now she won't take your calls. Sounds to me like you were casualty number four, my friend.
00:39:00You think so? I mean, this kiss, it was epic, you know?
00:39:03What does that mean?
00:39:04I have no idea. But I don't know what any of this means.
00:39:07Hey, look, man. This girl clearly has some issues, all right? I mean, look at her track record.
00:39:11If you ask me, the thing to do now is just walk away.
00:39:15Okay.
00:39:16Yeah.
00:39:16Okay.
00:39:17Okay.
00:39:18Okay.
00:39:18So, let's go.
00:39:27Okay.
00:39:57Do you like it?
00:40:25Do I like it?
00:40:27I love it.
00:40:31How did you pull this off?
00:40:34Well, I may have borrowed your photo for a little bit.
00:40:40About the other day.
00:40:41No, no, no. There's no need to explain. I totally understand.
00:40:44I was kind of naive to think that I was different from the other guys.
00:40:52And you've been under so much pressure, and I don't want you to feel that from me.
00:40:58So, look, just give me your invoice.
00:41:02I'll take care of it now, and we can be all squared up.
00:41:04Marry me.
00:41:06Excuse me?
00:41:08I know. My track record hasn't been stellar, and I swore that I would never do it again unless I knew.
00:41:16And I know.
00:41:17So, Aiden McTannick, will you marry me?
00:41:26I...
00:41:32I...
00:41:34Oh.
00:41:38Okay.
00:41:42I've clearly just made you so uncomfortable, and I know that feeling, so don't say anything at all.
00:41:51Um, and in fact, I've been trying to figure out this whole thing, so thank you for clearing it up for me.
00:42:00And, um, as far as the invoice goes, yeah, I'll email you, and feel free to send a check, but honestly, no pressure at all.
00:42:08You have no...
00:42:08Yes.
00:42:09I'm sorry. What did you say?
00:42:15I said yes.
00:42:17Yes.
00:42:20Yes, you'll marry me.
00:42:21Yes.
00:42:24I will marry you.
00:42:28Are you sure? Because I can't have any pressure. I wouldn't give up.
00:42:35You asked him?
00:42:44Yeah.
00:42:45Isn't it great?
00:42:49Jesse, are you sure?
00:42:50I mean, it's not that I'm not thrilled, but I just think that...
00:42:54Mom, I have never been more sure of anything in my life.
00:42:59I promise you guys, I wouldn't put you through it this time if I wasn't.
00:43:03Well, I think you made a fine choice, Bolt.
00:43:07Thanks, Dad.
00:43:09She asked me to marry her.
00:43:11You're joking, right?
00:43:14No.
00:43:15No, I'm not.
00:43:16Wow, I am in awe at the power of you. I mean, to actually get her to ask you, that's... that's something.
00:43:22Thanks, Charlie.
00:43:24Well, are you sure about this, buddy? I mean, you did say yes, right?
00:43:27As crazy as it sounds, yes.
00:43:34Yes, I said yes.
00:43:35I mean, it was like you had found the one.
00:43:40Yeah.
00:43:42Yeah, I guess so.
00:43:43Okay, look, it may seem all dreamy now, but wait until you get cold feet, man.
00:43:46No, I don't think that's going to happen.
00:43:48You know why?
00:43:50When I think about marrying this girl,
00:43:52I feel the happiest I've ever been.
00:43:58All right, I got to say it. I got to say it.
00:44:00I am impressed.
00:44:01I mean, it's one thing to make a bet that you can get her to say yes,
00:44:03but to get her to ask you, that is something.
00:44:07Although, it still doesn't change the fact that you forfeited, right?
00:44:09I mean, you did call the bet off.
00:44:10Yeah, I did. I called the bet off.
00:44:11All right, then my hat is off to you.
00:44:13We have a bachelor party to plan.
00:44:15Oh, yeah.
00:44:16I'm the best man.
00:44:17Listen, is this radio enough?
00:44:19We might have to actually take a look at her.
00:44:30I'm off.
00:44:33So, you tell Mike yet?
00:44:37I forgot.
00:44:39I'm going to tell him as soon as I get back from the Taylors.
00:44:41You sure you want to wear the same dress?
00:44:47Isn't that, like, bad luck or something?
00:44:50Relax, Viv.
00:44:51I'm taking it to Mario to give him ideas to make my perfect dress.
00:44:57Same dress.
00:44:58Ew.
00:44:58Just the girl I came to see.
00:45:00Just the girl I came to see.
00:45:02Mike.
00:45:03I was actually just coming to see you.
00:45:05I'm a guest.
00:45:06You were going to tell me the good news?
00:45:08How did you...
00:45:08I heard.
00:45:10Mike.
00:45:12I wanted to tell you myself.
00:45:13In fact, I was just going to drop off my dress and...
00:45:15You bet on you, Jess.
00:45:17What?
00:45:18Just like his car.
00:45:19He threw you into the pot.
00:45:20What are you talking about?
00:45:24Him and his buddies.
00:45:25They made a bet that you would say yes to his proposal.
00:45:31Wow.
00:45:32Mike?
00:45:33It's not funny, okay?
00:45:34If you're trying to get me to break it off with Aiden...
00:45:36I'm not lying, Jesse.
00:45:37I heard them.
00:45:39They were talking about what a man Aiden was for not just winning the bet,
00:45:42but getting you to ask him.
00:45:46I don't believe you.
00:45:47Believe it.
00:45:50He's a player.
00:45:52Played you right from the start.
00:46:06Hey.
00:46:07Your mom's been trying to get a hold of you.
00:46:09She wants to know if we want cornflower, blue, or robin's egg for the linens.
00:46:13I don't even know what robin's egg is.
00:46:14I thought she was talking about food.
00:46:17Oh, no.
00:46:18I'm not supposed to see the dress.
00:46:19That's bad luck.
00:46:22So is betting on the bride.
00:46:25Don't you think?
00:46:29What?
00:46:31So tell me.
00:46:33Did you actually have to go through with the wedding to win?
00:46:36Or just get me to say yes?
00:46:42I don't know what you're talking about.
00:46:47I know about the bet, Aiden.
00:46:53Jesse, it's not like that.
00:46:55No?
00:46:56So you didn't have a bet?
00:46:58I did, but I called it off.
00:47:06Jesse, look, I didn't say yes in order to win.
00:47:08I said yes because I wanted to.
00:47:10Because I love you.
00:47:13You know what?
00:47:14You're right.
00:47:18You do have one hell of a poker face.
00:47:20I don't know.
00:47:37Jessie?
00:47:55Hey.
00:47:57Trent!
00:47:59Hi.
00:48:00Jessie, this is my fiancée, Patty.
00:48:03Oh, I didn't know that you were...
00:48:05We just got engaged.
00:48:06At the theater.
00:48:09Oh.
00:48:11At the theater.
00:48:12Yeah.
00:48:17I'll be sure to send you an invite.
00:48:19Mm-hmm.
00:48:20Okay.
00:48:23It was nice seeing you again, Jessie.
00:48:25You too. Have a good night.
00:48:26You too.
00:48:27Okay.
00:48:28Bye.
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00:49:06Hey.
00:49:12How's it going?
00:49:17I don't know.
00:49:21You know, your mom had quite the reputation before I met her.
00:49:26Yeah?
00:49:27In fact, I was not the first one that proposed to her.
00:49:32Three other guys had tried before me, and she turned them all down.
00:49:35And drove your grandmother crazy.
00:49:40But Susie refused to settle.
00:49:44I thought I was going to end up just like those other guys, with a bruised ego and a broken heart.
00:49:49But I was okay with that.
00:49:54You know why?
00:49:57Because if she didn't feel the way I felt,
00:50:00then I didn't want to be with someone who was just settling.
00:50:05I deserved more.
00:50:09Yeah.
00:50:12There's a lot of people you can live with.
00:50:17There's only one you can't live without.
00:50:19There's only one you can live without.
00:50:20There's only one you can live without.
00:50:21There you are.
00:50:22There's only one you can live without.
00:50:22Hey, figured I'd find you here.
00:50:44Hi.
00:50:45So, I wanted to tell you that you were right about Aiden.
00:50:52I think Aiden's off.
00:50:55Look, Jessie, I don't blame you for what happened.
00:50:58I mean, we all gotta test the pipes before we can be sure which way the water's flowing.
00:51:05I'm just glad it flowed back to me.
00:51:11I didn't.
00:51:17Things didn't work out with me and Aiden, but...
00:51:22I can't marry you.
00:51:28You deserve someone that is gonna love you as much as you love them.
00:51:32Hey, Jessie.
00:51:42You deserve it, too.
00:51:46You deserve it, too.
00:52:05Hey.
00:52:06What are you still doing?
00:52:09Look, forget about work.
00:52:10It's two days before Christmas.
00:52:12Besides, the vegan was asking about you.
00:52:17I'll stay a minute.
00:52:18How are you doing?
00:52:19All right.
00:52:20But, uh, don't keep her waiting.
00:52:21She's saving a dance for you, buddy.
00:52:31Me and the guys have been talking about forming a band this year.
00:52:33Yeah, like just jamming on weekends, whatever.
00:52:35Maybe play a gig.
00:52:36I don't know.
00:52:37It's sort of like a freestyle rap reggae.
00:52:38Excuse me.
00:52:39Do you know where I'd find Aiden McTiernan?
00:52:41Oh, yeah.
00:52:42He's just, uh, second cubicle over.
00:52:43Oh, thank you.
00:52:44Excuse me.
00:52:46So, anywho, we are probably gonna be looking for some backup dancers.
00:52:49If you guys are into it.
00:52:51Can you go-go?
00:52:54There you are.
00:52:56Mrs. Patterson, what are you doing here?
00:52:58Oh, I'm just checking my instincts.
00:53:01Look, I saw the way you looked at Jessie the other night.
00:53:04And believe me, after three engagements, my radar is pretty astute.
00:53:09Now, do you really want to marry Jessie?
00:53:11Yes. Yes, of course I do.
00:53:13Well, great!
00:53:14Then let's plan a wedding.
00:53:15How?
00:53:17Jessie doesn't have anything to do with me, and I don't blame her.
00:53:21The bet.
00:53:22Did you win it?
00:53:24No.
00:53:25Once I realized how much I cared for her, I called it off.
00:53:31What's the best way that you can show Jessie that you meant it when you said yes,
00:53:35and the bet meant nothing at all?
00:53:39Marry her.
00:53:44Marry her!
00:53:50Lincoln!
00:53:55Santa's gonna bring you a good home, buddy.
00:54:01And Jake!
00:54:02You think Dad'll be wearing his cheesy Christmas sweater?
00:54:07I don't know.
00:54:08He's looking pretty snug last year.
00:54:10Merry Christmas, girls!
00:54:12Dad!
00:54:14Looky!
00:54:16Snazzy!
00:54:17Right this way. Come on in.
00:54:19What happened to the swivel?
00:54:21I don't know.
00:54:22I don't know.
00:54:23I don't know.
00:54:24I don't know.
00:54:25I don't know.
00:54:26I don't know.
00:54:27I don't know.
00:54:28I don't know.
00:54:29I don't know.
00:54:30Come on in.
00:54:31What happened to the sweater?
00:54:32Oh, somebody hid it behind the furnace.
00:54:34Now, I will take these.
00:54:35You girls just go right on into the living room, please.
00:54:43Reverend Macy?
00:54:46What are you doing here?
00:54:47Mom?
00:54:57What's, uh...
00:54:59What's going on?
00:55:03Dad?
00:55:05Okay, if this is some sort of weird intervention...
00:55:08Jesse.
00:55:11Jesse, wait.
00:55:12There's something I need to tell you.
00:55:16Here?
00:55:17Now?
00:55:20On Christmas Day?
00:55:24You already admitted that you used me as a pawn.
00:55:28You're right.
00:55:31I did choose you as the one to place my bet on.
00:55:34And even though it was a lousy bet to place, I don't regret it.
00:55:37Because I never would have met you.
00:55:42Jesse.
00:55:44You made me realize that I'd rather face my fear of commitment than be without you.
00:55:50Because you're right.
00:55:53When you truly love someone,
00:55:55the thought of spending the rest of your life with them should make you feel the happiest you've ever been.
00:56:00And that's exactly how I felt the day you proposed to me.
00:56:15I just...
00:56:17hope that you feel the same.
00:56:24Jesse Patterson.
00:56:29Will you marry me?
00:56:38I...
00:56:40I, uh...
00:56:42Jake?
00:56:43Hey, boy.
00:56:47You adopted Jake?
00:56:52I figured two troublemakers are better off together than alone.
00:56:57Mom.
00:57:06Mom.
00:57:08Mom.
00:57:09Mom.
00:57:13You just, you just said yes?
00:57:15Yes. She said yes.
00:57:17Yes, that you'll marry me?
00:57:20Yes...
00:57:22I will marry you.
00:57:23I will marry you.
00:57:25She said yes!
00:57:26Yes!
00:57:34I love you.
00:57:43Wow.
00:57:48It's beautiful.
00:57:53Let's just get right to it.
00:58:23Do you, Aidan McTiernan, take Jesse Patterson to be your lawfully wedded wife?
00:58:31To love her and honor her so long as you both shall live?
00:58:35I do.
00:58:36Do you, Jesse Patterson, take Aidan McTiernan to be your lawfully wedded husband?
00:58:47To love him and honor him so long as you both shall live?
00:58:59I do.
00:59:00I now pronounce you husband and wife.
00:59:01May now kiss the bride.
00:59:05I do.
00:59:06I now pronounce you husband and wife.
00:59:07May now kiss the bride.
00:59:11May now kiss the bride.
00:59:12May now kiss the bride.
00:59:13May now kiss the bride.
00:59:17May now kiss the bride.
00:59:19May she?
00:59:23We did it.
00:59:39We did.
00:59:41We went all in.
00:59:44Merry Christmas.
00:59:47Merry Christmas.
00:59:49My husband.
00:59:53Merry Christmas.
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