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00:00us Hillary I don't think we're gonna work what look I need a partner in life
00:08a wife who's going to go I need to go and do what I need to do and be excited
00:13about my accomplishments I can't get dragged down by somebody who's out
00:15saving dogs and cats and God knows what else
00:20Jason is this about moving to Pittsburgh I'm moved to Pittsburgh a new VP position
00:28opened up in our Pittsburgh office and I guarantee I'm the top pick for this
00:31position we have a life here I'm gonna do a Pittsburgh look I just I have to
00:40stay focused and mobile to advance in my career I gotta keep my priority straight
00:43believe me this is one of those tough decisions but it's for the best for both
00:48of us I just I can't make a mistake not now
00:58I've become a mistake
01:02just I have to get this just just go for change
01:09no no that is exactly he's a jerk I knew he was too good to be true
01:17maybe my mom was right maybe I let him keep one foot out the door all right
01:21it's time to pick the winner for this week's AJWM weekly holiday vacation
01:25giveaway and the lucky winner is Hillary Burns oh my god you won we are
01:31finally in the running for a trip to Mexico it could be our honeymoon what
01:35all of my sisters found perfect men and I can't even get one in the door is that
01:41it is that what would make you happy right now to bring home a man for
01:44Thanksgiving I just can't go home all alone I just can't face it I can't do it
01:49not now okay look all you have to do just post this with a flirty little
01:56intro video of your pretty face and voila all you have to do is click I'll
02:01help you do the video you really think it's a good idea to bring a stranger
02:05home or possibly a psycho to my parents house for Thanksgiving Hillary I just
02:11wanted you to know I planned a small family gathering at the house for when
02:15you and Jason arrived do it what if he preferred white hi hi hi hi my name is
02:25Hillary I need to hire a fake fiance to bring home to my family for
02:31Thanksgiving in return you will receive two free first-class tickets to Playa
02:35del Carmen Mexico so just record a quick video intro post to this page and we'll
02:40get back to you whoa what who is it come in I can't believe it look at all
02:50of these
02:55all right Mexico's got some sweetest ways man I mean after the weekend's
03:01sir sir sir sir sir I do have irritable bowel syndrome
03:31this was a bad idea come over here oh come on just talk to him he's cute he
03:39kind of looks like Jason hi is everything okay over there
03:43depend on what you mean by okay everything's great why don't you tell us
03:47a bit about yourself oh okay my name is David I'm an actor
03:52hey wait I know you hey wait I know you you're the cell phone guy in the
03:57costume that's just sad he's our first interview come on let's go oh hi excuse
04:05me hi I said acting is my full-time job and today I'm playing the Lord cell
04:13phone crap I knew it come on we gotta go that's right and you're the reporter
04:19yeah I was sorry to hear about the newspaper shutting down did you lose your
04:24job or what do you think right sorry obvious for what it's worth I got fired
04:32playing a big red cell phone so oh I'm sorry don't you could help me save my
04:37very last red dignity I mean if I can't book a job playing a fake fiance for a
04:43weekend I should probably call it quits are you free to meet Hillary tomorrow
04:47face-to-face sure thing okay so I Facebooked him he hasn't responded and
04:55when you Google him the only thing that comes up are a few photos of him on
04:59Flickr with some chick named Lindsay on a beach so looks like he's not a psycho
05:04he's just another out-of-work loser actor you sound like my agent oh hi hi
05:10you two have fun great I so I checked out yeah seems like it do you think
05:22that Jason is more of a corporate lawyer type or what kind of car do you drive
05:2798 Jeep Grand Cherokee fully loaded we'll take my car okay I'm gonna run
05:32you on Facebook accept my request click on all my family photo albums memorize
05:36all the names everybody's clearly marked okay we'll do okay well I guess
05:41I'll pick you up here tomorrow 8 a.m. sharp sounds good okay
05:55sorry I don't know what's going on here with the thing the hair I'll take care
06:00of it yeah okay
06:19you clean up real good thank you you look nice yourself and don't forget my
06:27parents are very excited that you are a lawyer about that I don't know if I'm
06:32gonna be able to pull that off you're an actor
06:40okay hit me with the family breakdown okay Meredith mother housewife
06:46extraordinaire Roy dad and councilman your younger sister is Trish Joy right
06:52right Trish is the middle one and her husband is Gil and Joy's fiancee's name
06:57John Paul Peter you gotta get these straight they're all gonna be at the
07:01party party yeah it's no big deal just family how long were you and Jason
07:05engaged we dated for seven months they were engaged for two Wow
07:10what happened he's uh he's under a lot of pressure really
07:16stressed he got this big job promotion offer in Pittsburgh so oh look here we
07:20are
07:24okay just remember say as little as possible and follow my lead
07:43you know you could wash that car every once in a while
07:46what about Jason's Tesla I wanted a ride in that oh that was my fault I
07:51wanted to save on mileage so we took the Jetta instead oh well at least we
07:56finally get to meet Jason
08:00you're practically part of the family now okay well let's go in okay
08:08okay come on in here I thought you said this was family only I didn't want the
08:17whole town to think that you're gonna be a spinster forever everyone this is
08:23Hillary's fiancee Jason oh Jason yeah you were that firm that's defending that
08:33schmuck Sharma Sharma yeah man he's as guilty as they come if you ask me
08:38poking all those suckers out of their life savings you know Frank I think
08:41everybody's considered innocent to a proven guilty
08:47Jason yeah mr. Burns call me right yes pleasure to meet you right you know
08:54does it feel to be defending a crook like that well I don't like why don't
08:59you get yourself some eggnog I just whipped up a fresh batch practice
09:04comes for the eggnog yeah so listen what kind of cases do you do if you do
09:09fraud or extortion or money laundering yeah yeah I do all of those come on dad
09:16leave poor Jason alone he spent enough time in the office already all that
09:20lawyering you play yes but quite badly no you know when Hillary was young she
09:34used to sing oh no oh no no no no
09:41hmm okay everybody it's time to show the engagement ring wait till you see
09:51this beauty I I I I I I I that's a funny story actually right sweetie it turns
10:08out Hillary lost a few pounds and the ring doesn't fit her anymore and this
10:12morning she's taking a shower she gets out of the shower and the ring falls off
10:16her finger into the toilet she calls me hysterical crazy I was crazy crazy she
10:21was she was freaking out I get there so what do I do I've got a man up right
10:26right I do it it's go time so I get down there on my knees and I I go in there I
10:31go in there I can feel it I can feel it right there it gets away then I have to
10:35go a little bit deeper and I'm reaching for it and no deeper deeper yes really
10:40small hands it's disturbing I can feel it right right on the edge of my finger
10:44right there it's right there and I got it got the ring got the ring yeah so we
10:52decided to leave it home till we get it resized yeah that's better safe than
10:56sorry right sweetie
11:11so is my fiancee boring yours with his foot talk you know I think David's got
11:16his hands pretty full did I say David Jason of course David's a friend I was
11:26on the phone well I guess we better go back in there if mom has anything else
11:32to surprise me with can you please tell me
12:02and if you need extra pillows or blankets just ask me that's okay mom I
12:06think I know where everything is okay well you take it tonight I'll take
12:10tomorrow night okay I'm sorry I thought you were still in the
12:30no I don't I don't wear pajamas I didn't bring it okay it's fine I'll just
12:36find see if my dad has something great
12:45daddy daddy I plead not guilty sorry what sorry I came to ask you Jason could
12:54borrow some pajamas oh I don't have any your mother and I sleep in the road oh
12:58since when since joy went off to college we ran around naked for a week
13:04you should see this guy this Jason he treats you right doesn't yeah yeah of
13:13course what what it's an easy question should be an easy answer dad I'm
13:20marrying the guy so do you love him yes I do
13:29hey Beatles are right after all all you need is love
13:50I just wanted to let you know that I'm getting locked into some tickets to Platinum Carmen and I don't know I thought maybe you might want to go
14:15call me
14:21you
14:31morning morning sweetheart where's Trish young Trish is still the hotel Gil
14:36hasn't shown up yet why are they staying at a hotel when there's plenty of room
14:40here well with Emma and the nanny maybe they felt they'd be a bother I don't
14:45even know why Trish as a nanny I mean come on probably she's ever had a job
14:49but it's nice that her husband can afford to give her whatever she wants
14:53he's just never around how about Jason how much does he earn mom I just want to
15:02make sure that you're cared for oh come on mom it is the 21st century you don't
15:07need to be cared for give our own jobs right oh actually the newspaper I was
15:13working for shut down oh I mean not again what's not my fault nobody reads
15:18newspapers anymore I want you to tell me if my yam casserole is sweet oh I'm
15:28sorry I'm not a fan he's such a joker he loves yams like I said I made that with
15:44Splenda instead of sugar maybe just a little more time he is he really is he's
15:56so funny he's such a kidder well I just hope he's more serious when it comes to
16:01setting a wedding please don't start honey I'm sorry if I seem a little
16:08anxious it's just that I have been deprived of planning the weddings for
16:14not one but two of my daughters here we go can't you girls understand that a
16:21mother wants to plan her daughter's weddings Oh since you were babies I
16:26dreamed of this and then to find out that Trisha eloped to an island well
16:32what about joy joy's engaged yeah yes he is and has been for two years I will
16:40be six feet under by the time she sets a date I'm sorry if I'm a little upset
16:50but but honey it's come down to you you're the only one I can count on I'm
16:56summer 21st I'm summer 21st I didn't want to tell you I wanted to we were
17:05gonna surprise you at dinner but that's it December 21st you're getting married
17:09on December 21st okay I have to book see on the community hall and and call
17:28Gail's greenery I don't even know we wanted something small
17:40what are they doing out there well your father got it in his head that he was
17:45gonna deep-fry the turkey this year once we get this baby boiling you just rig
17:51the bird up to this line just drop it in the oil huh whatever you say all right
17:56let's fire this bad boy up all right get that would you yeah let me ask you
17:59something uh-huh you ever represent a councilman or politician or anything no
18:03not personally but you could sure good to know good to know don't you want to
18:12wait till the oil okay so it's me no things are not going well at all I just
18:24told my mom that David and I are getting married in a month you're marrying David
18:27now that was quick no no no me and Jason I just I blurted it out that we're
18:32getting married on December 21st what's this is not something you'll speaker
18:35well no because what if what if Jason really did get cold feet and and he's
18:39gonna come back to me because I mean more than more than Pittsburgh and then
18:43the wedding is already planned which is which is actually not that crazy no it's
18:48crazy no it's super crazy I know I'm gonna do talk I don't know surf's off
18:54Greg's gonna be here any minute I gotta go what just ride the wave just ride the
19:02wave Sophie Sophie you know Roy I think it's probably been 30 minutes we go
19:13check on the pot you know I could use a little you know legal counsel oh well
19:21you're a councilman right I'm sure you have a great lawyer he's a little too
19:27involved you know what I mean anyway what would be better than keeping it in
19:31the family all right well I guess I better go drop that bird you know oh
19:37yeah you sure you don't need a hand with that no no I got a curve ticklish
19:45hi that is beeping thank you Peter can I have my foot back man like oh of course
19:56thank you welcome
20:00Oh
20:13anything important what oh no no it's important
20:30Oh
20:32I asked for seltzer this looks like tap water
21:01with cheese floating in it sorry mrs. Burns the benefit that he was attending
21:19ran late so now he snowed in in New York well that's too bad I know if you were
21:26here he could have got us a table at the golf club then we wouldn't have to eat
21:29in this dump hey it's not snowing in New York hmm you know Gilbert has a
21:34platinum membership to all the best clubs well I'm not a big golf fan so
21:39this place suits me just fine I thought you said that you met Jason at a charity
21:53golf tournament that you were covering for that paper that's right yeah I'm not
21:59a fan of the golf but you know like a spectator but I just play but very very
22:05badly very very badly that's why they gave you a car yeah Tesla right yes he
22:12won the car at the tournament and then you interviewed the winner give me he
22:17forgets everything right honey crazy yeah I think you sandbagging aren't you
22:22my name is Paco and I'll be your server this holiday evening would you like to
22:28hear about our specials okay well basically what we have is anything that's
22:34chicken pollo we switch that out for guajillo day guajillo day that means
22:43turkey and that turkey tacos are particularly delicious tonight women
22:48David yes hey it's Julian but my name is Jason Jason Jason is my name no it's
23:02not really it's Jason but my David is my middle name so there's confusion okay
23:10alrighty why it's been a while since we did that bus and truck to repair
23:13together oh god you look good are you still in the biz yes so what are you
23:20doing oh you're looking at it it's a nightmare yeah I had to move back in
23:24with my parents to get a more stable career going on so here I am all right I
23:28hear you gracias day not I'll be there it never stops anyway I'll be back in a
23:34minute to get your orders just word of the wise don't get the way those
23:37rancheros I had him for breakfast I feel like there's a knife in my colon happy
23:40turkey day everyone oh hey so Jason David what is are you still in oh I'm
23:55in the law I do a little pro bono work um parody and I represented a few
24:07theater companies a few years back so the heater people are so I'm crazy I
24:13lose himself oh thank you he's a giver
24:20did you forget we went over that at least a half a dozen times I've never
24:23played golf before it's not a part of my repertoire what was all that with the
24:27crazy waiter in the diner we were in a production of hair eight years ago how
24:31was I supposed to know he'd end up in where are we anyway is everything okay
24:37talking about the mix-up in the diner Oh what mix-up well I'm pooped oh I'm
24:42pooped too it's not every day that we blow up a turkey around here oh you know
24:47dinner was actually kind of fun and the Mexican food wasn't half bad not as good
24:52as your turkey dinner would have been wasn't even close you know if Hillary
24:57doesn't take me to the curb maybe I'll be lucky enough to try it next you know
25:03I didn't want to deep-fry that turkey in the first place but we've got
25:12stuffing three pies and my yam casserole which is always better on the second day
25:17and that is so true you know it's getting late so you go to bed get a
25:24good night's sleep and we'll see you in the morning okay
25:29you're trying to sleep on the cock I'm sorry no no it was me I dropped the ball
25:41I just I don't know why you're doing this I mean I know you want the tickets
25:45but there's got to be an easier way to get to Mexico
25:49playa del Carmen it's where I met my girlfriend rather my ex-girlfriend I
25:58guess I thought that if I took her back to the resort where we met and I don't
26:05know it might read night the spark or something but I didn't have enough money
26:10for the ticket so I'm sure I hope so I mean she's kind of dating this other guy
26:19right now who does she call every time they break up me so obviously she deep
26:31down she really doesn't want to be with him
26:34so you're the get-back guy what what the get-back guy you know the guy she calls
26:44to get back at her ex no I'm not that guy he's that guy well when you met her
26:48was she seeing him no they're just broken up see no no no it's not like
26:54that no they broke up and then we met and then we were together like a couple
27:02for how long for five weeks
27:08and she went back to him yeah but she keeps calling me all right it may look
27:15like I'm the get-back guy but I know that all she needs to do is get away
27:21from that and hold he has on her and then she can realize that what she
27:25really wants is me okay trust me I know she's materialistic and sentimental so
27:36this could work I mean the ticket you know I was bummed when the post closed
27:49down that was my Sunday morning read I love that funky rag I know the end of an
27:54era so are you gonna find another gig reporting or something I don't know I
27:59mean the only reason why I got that job was because my friend Sophie worked there
28:02and I needed it and I'm very good at it you wrote that article a few weeks back
28:08about the animal shelter right yeah I mean well you must have some talent I
28:12mean it's thanks to you that I am now the proud owner of the same dog you were
28:17hugging in that photo you rescued Skittles from that shelter
28:21because of what I wrote yeah only things whiskey now yeah I'm gonna miss the post
28:26I mean I get all the news I can handle online but I want to hold something you
28:34know not just my laptop but an actual newspaper yeah I love print who says
28:38print is dead let's start a revolution even a friend what about you this and
28:47that cell phone gig are the only paying jobs I've had in a while
28:52look at the pair of us dumped unemployed and eating sugar and carbs
28:57I'm in right
29:05I don't know we should take this upstairs great idea
29:10only two more days to go hello just go with it
29:17no let's not pressure look let's get out here and go sightseeing or something
29:28Wow no oh sorry startled me it's beautiful oh well it will be you do this
29:37all yourself every year oh sorry okay there is a wreath over there that I had
29:52designed for the mantle yes here pick it up very carefully and it belongs right
29:57on the mantle in the center okay watch yourself on that ladder I got it
30:04thank you Jason don't worry about it it's a little crooked no I mean thank
30:13you for Thanksgiving and for being such a good sport today and thank you for
30:22loving my daughter she loves you very much
30:31I can see it in her face well I love her too
30:38mrs. Burns I'll call me Meredith please or mom if you like
30:52listen can I give you a hand with anything else or after 20-some years I
30:57got it down to a science all right I'll head up the bedroom
31:06good night Jason
31:12good night
31:16good night mom
31:28hey Hillary yeah you see this oh yeah my mom does this every year after
31:34Thanksgiving it's her tradition we were little we used to think it was elves or
31:37something
31:45just the two I was looking for I know you're only here for a few more days but
31:56we have to find the perfect wedding dress and pick the China and the linens
32:01and the cake oh I think you should go hun I mean go with it isn't that what
32:07brides are supposed to do go dress shopping with their mother yes of course
32:11yeah I really think it's a good idea to go shopping on Black Friday let's go
32:17shopping
32:30mom look oh it's beautiful
32:36here hold my purse thanks
32:47are you almost ready
32:53Hillary it looks beautiful
33:08so what's going on with you and Jason nothing my point exactly the two young
33:16lovebirds I don't see much affection no kiss no hug mom he's just not a touchy
33:24feely guy don't worry about I just want to be able to see your marriage succeed
33:28you know most marriages fall apart first in the bedroom you know your father and
33:36I make love three times a week ah my ears are bleeding
33:39Jason's a good catch a little odd and nervous I guess but I like him he's good
33:48for you
33:53pretty oh pretty oh is she getting married well yes of course I'm not oh my
34:03therapist says that I should visualize what I want and it will manifest itself
34:07well that sounds like um a very good strategy I want that dress I'll take it
34:15that's beautiful thank you nice oh man yeah that is my fiance's dress I saw it
34:22first and it's mine okay can I have it please yeah look of your way
34:28who dressed my bride
34:37just between you and I how would you advise a client to proceed if it was
34:42discovered that let's say he was getting money for selling I don't know votes
34:48person to stop talking about it and not tell any other kid there's been no one
34:53gotcha gotcha hey so what do you like better cups or mugs I don't know I think
34:59I think you said a mug what do you think table setting for eight or twelve
35:09what you do realize we're not actually getting married right yeah yeah yeah
35:19but what if Jason actually did get cold feet I mean a lot of people think they
35:23want to move to Pittsburgh and then and then they change their mind hey look
35:27sharp kid there is someone here to see you
35:35father Macy what are you doing here well sweetie your wedding is in less than a
35:40month you really should have met with father Macy weeks ago so I invited him
35:44over oh my oh hello father Macy hi father Jason so is there somewhere we
35:53could go and talk well it's a beautiful day why don't you take a walk perfect so
35:59Jason you're going to marry Hillary that's what taking telling me I would
36:03like to make sure that you're both headed on the same path but you share
36:07the same ideals and beliefs for if not the marriage could suffer so Jason tell
36:14me which church were you raised in well I didn't actually go to church no
36:20worries are you Roman Catholic Protestant LDS Jewish Jewish well I see
36:31I'm sure you understand and I would not be able to perform Sarah no I we talked
36:36about this and Jason has no problem converting actually I oh I have a
36:41wonderful idea I've got Jason baptized at the same time as Emma I don't know
36:47I'm Trish I don't yeah that could Wow no way no way I'm getting baptized it's
36:54just a formality it's not that big a deal I'm Jewish what are you even
36:59talking about my grandma turtletop would roll in her grave if she knew I was
37:04doing this I'm gonna be so disappointed if we don't have a wedding at her church
37:07what wedding Hillary we're not really getting married oh my god I'm so sorry
37:17this is so stupid you're right this is so stupid what am I doing stupid I mean
37:25here I am trying to do everything to make my mother happy and for what to set
37:30her up for my greatest disappointment ever that's so foolish to think Jason is
37:34actually coming back he's not coming back I mean he's in Pittsburgh he's he's
37:38happy to be rid of me
37:46here just give the voucher numbers to the airline for your tickets take them
37:56you earn them but the weekends not even over yet please I couldn't expect you to
38:04stay when the crap hits the fan I mean God knows you've been doing up all right
38:10yeah so this is it engagements off
38:17engagements off
38:26the trainer or something I should catch yeah you missed the 530 but I think
38:33there's an 1130 one that's that's better I should probably wait to leave
38:39until after everyone's gone to bed so thanks sure
38:45well that was fun right yeah good luck with everything I hope you find a spark
39:06in Mexico thanks
39:16you
39:18hey sis I'll call you tomorrow
39:42good is that the waiter from the diner yeah Stu and I dated for a couple months
39:47before mom set me up with the footman she thought Stu wasn't good enough so
39:53she worked her magic and the next thing I knew Stu was out of the picture and I
39:58was engaged to Pete the podiatrist is that why you haven't set a date
40:04don't get me wrong Pete's a good man a little weird
40:10good guy I just don't love him not like I love
40:17Stu what's really going on you and Jason Jason dumped me a week ago so I hired an
40:27actor named David to play my fiance for the weekend
40:32you what wait wait okay so where did Jason or David go left just
40:48I don't know it's left it's oh wow but you like him David you like David what
40:58I don't like David I don't even know David it's crazy
41:04yes there's something I have to tell you about Jason he dumped me I am well aware
41:12of what's going on yes I saw him leaving last night oh that's just part of it
41:19that's not Hillary Jean I have to say this sweetheart when are you going to
41:24get serious you are not a spring chicken anymore 30s in the rearview
41:30mirror and you have nothing to show for it no career no direction and now I
41:35guess no Jason guess again I'm sitting in his car I thought I'd invite long
41:42story tell you later just so everyone knows for the record none of this is
41:49Hillary's fault oh no okay so what'd you two get a kiss and
41:54make up
41:56okay
42:17should I call father Macy I don't know no no that's fine call call him
42:26I got it this I should go and pack
42:32told you
42:42thank you hey we had a deal right so is your is your ex or whatever is she going
42:51yep well that's nice you guys you have a good time I don't know about me but
42:57I'm sure she and Peggy will have a great time what do you mean she thought I was
43:03giving her the tickets oh she was just using me it's a story of my life always
43:09the get-back guy never just the guy you know don't give her those tickets
43:16I was so do the tickets yeah about that um you know when I told you about these
43:26tickets I was kind of hoping that you and I would go oh my god wait till Matt
43:30finds out that I'm going to Mexico right can we not talk about Matt baby
43:38hi oh I'm so sorry I'm late I had to meet the caterers I had another dress
43:45fitting I'm sorry and you are you are Lindsay Lindsay Lindsay David told me
43:57all about you and Playa del Carmen god I guess I'm lucky he's not into party
44:01girls huh did you send her an invite to our wedding wedding
44:06you didn't send her an invite it happened so fast though that's right it
44:11was just boom like that love at first sight
44:18the tickets please David hmm actually why I'm here I have to admit when he
44:24first told me about your thing in Mexico I was jealous I was in the heat of the
44:30moment I told him to give the vouchers away right cuz it's not like we can have
44:33a honeymoon where he met some girl but then I woke up this morning and I was
44:38like no you know what the past is the past the heck with it I mean he's
44:43marrying me not you so I went online I traded in the vouchers and surprise
44:49I didn't
44:54bye Lindsay
45:19angels we have heard on high
45:24sweetly singing
45:27o'er the plains
45:30Gloria
45:41in excelsis Deo
46:01oh that was wonderful honey I haven't heard you sing for so long and the two
46:06of you together just beautiful just beautiful
46:15Jason
46:18Jason what are you doing here I wanted to see you who is it honey
46:28Oh mom dad
46:33everybody this is Jason happy holidays everybody
46:45mom I'm sorry I shouldn't have done that but I didn't want to disappoint you so
46:50you bring a total stranger into my house I would never ever have believed that
46:55you would be capable of doing something so despicable what were you thinking
46:59Peter and I are breaking up
47:05sorry dude
47:17was there any chance you might still be a lawyer no Hillary can we talk I'm so
47:27sorry about David I don't know I think I might have lost my mind I'm so confused
47:31I don't know anything you understand you do because I don't people do crazy
47:37things when their hearts have been broken besides arboring grudges is no
47:42way for us to start a future together future you said I was a mistake and I
47:49don't know if I want to move to Pittsburgh there is no Pittsburgh
47:53Sharpelle gave the promotion to his idiot nephew but none of that matters
48:00anymore because now we can be together
48:14David what are you doing well actually I was just gonna go talk to Hillary I
48:19think that's a bad idea in fact I'm very surprised to see that you're still here
48:23weren't you the one that was paid to fill Jason's shoes and now that Jason
48:28is here I really don't think there's any reason for you to stay don't don't hurt
48:34Hillary's chances no no no you know what you may think that Jason is the perfect
48:43son-in-law but he's not he walked out on Hillary she's the one who's perfect
48:48she's kind and she's beautiful and she's a gifted writer have you ever even read
48:53one of her articles she can talk to this whole thing just because she's
48:58terrified of disappointing you all she wants is to keep you happy
49:07Meredith I'm sorry that I deceived you I truly am
49:13very sorry and it's fine if you think that Jason will make her happy but have
49:18you ever asked Hillary what will make her happy
49:23have you
49:40kiss me kiss me I really have to get this done kiss me like like the future
49:46mrs. King kiss me like you love Hillary I really don't think your parents asked
49:50the place for this would you love me right go for King Bill it's gonna be
49:58fun Gary'll get him to me I have a question
50:07yes Jason the real Jason not the fake Jason does he have any other talents
50:16besides being a good lawyer what do you mean can you make a turkey maybe play a
50:22tune Jason I don't think so what do you make you sing like you did earlier
50:30tonight you know I know it doesn't seem like it but your mother really just
50:39wants you to be happy maybe it's time you told her what you want if you know
50:45what you want I'm so sorry honey you said all these beautiful articles and
50:58I'm sorry I didn't read them you've always been a gifted writer and and all
51:04of those wonderful things that David yelled at me do you love Jason not not I
51:13mean you know the real Jason I know you mean
51:24you think I hate him
51:43I gotta buy you a car thanks I have four copies right what you say my car
52:08Hillary what are you where are you going
52:29I'll call you a cab
52:37Hi. How did you...
52:40I borrowed Jason's car.
52:44You and Jason...
52:45Nope. Jason is a total jerk, you're right.
52:49And a big mistake. Huge mistake.
52:54Huge mistake. Okay.
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