Tires S02

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00:00Okay guys, this is Dix and Frankie.

00:02What's up boys?

00:03This is Shane.

00:04He's gonna teach you what it's like working in a real shot.

00:06Big Daddy Shane.

00:07Oh yeah, Big Shane.

00:08Hell yeah, boys.

00:09Oh, this is Will.

00:10Squirrel vibes.

00:12That's it, big time squirrel vibes.

00:13Look him, right?

00:14Because he's got that .

00:15Hey, stop playing.

00:16You heard him, you play too much.

00:18So stop playing around.

00:19Squirrel vibes, squirrel ass vibes, shut up.

00:22All right, let's have a good day.

00:26You are in safe hands with the team at Valley Forge Auto.

00:29We've been busier than ever.

00:30And most importantly, our customers are happy.

00:33We have the lowest prices around.

00:34So come on down to Valley Forge Auto.

00:37What we should be doing is trashing our competitors.

00:39Like National Tire Center, they forgot about 9-11.

00:41We didn't, disgusting.

00:42No.

00:43They heard they're owned by a private equity firm.

00:44That also dabbles in child trafficking.

00:46Shane.

00:50Oh shit, my dad's here.

00:51I've been using this testosterone crane.

00:53Your penis is gonna fill with blood

00:55whether you like it or not.

00:57Why are you back in town?

00:58I think I can help you.

01:00I don't need your help.

01:01I got a good job.

01:02I got a girlfriend.

01:03I'm so horny.

01:05I think you have the wrong number,

01:06but if that guy doesn't answer, call me back.

01:09Yeah.

01:10You like being a mechanic?

01:11I did, but now I don't know.

01:13Don't you eventually wanna move up to manager?

01:16You do not want me to be a manager.

01:18He just wants the place to be successful.

01:19It seems like he wants you to be a big part of it.

01:22I'm gonna ruin this.

01:24Shane?

01:25I'm just doing all the work.

01:27You got something to say and say you're doing it.

01:30Oh no!

01:31You got something to say and say you're doing it.

01:34Dave, don't be dramatic.

01:35All right dickheads, listen up.

01:37Can anyone give me an example of non-verbal sexual harassment?

01:41Kind of walked right into that one, huh?

01:48Yeah.

01:49I can see you making that face.

01:53What face?

01:54Shane.

01:55Shane.

01:56No, no, no, no, no.

01:57Not you.

01:58Dave, stay off our side.

01:59I'm sorry.

02:11Don't you.

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