Tires S01

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Tires S01 Promo Trailer HD - Tires Season 1

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00:00 Thank you for shopping at Valley Forge Automotive.

00:03 Has anyone helped you out yet?

00:04 Whoa, you're a big guy.

00:05 Are you in a good way?

00:06 Yeah.

00:07 Hell yeah.

00:07 Quick too?

00:08 Not too quick.

00:09 No?

00:09 [laughs]

00:10 It's gonna be a good day.

00:12 I'm gonna have about five or six brewskis.

00:13 Five or six?

00:14 Seven or eight. Good call.

00:16 You'll black out!

00:17 I'm probably gonna black out at work today.

00:18 Shane?

00:19 Two or three brewskis.

00:19 Fine, two or three.

00:20 Deal.

00:21 Six.

00:22 [laughs]

00:22 You guys make it impossible for me to manage this place.

00:25 You show up late for work almost every single day.

00:28 Copy that.

00:29 You poop in the customer's bathroom.

00:31 And you use up all your vacation days.

00:34 And I still look the other way the day after that insane clown posse concert.

00:37 Couldn't get the fucking makeup off.

00:39 Okay.

00:39 These numbers are dog shit, pal.

00:42 When's the last time you sold anything?

00:44 Are we closing?

00:45 Is our shop shutting down?

00:47 There's a time to start caring.

00:48 It's now, my man.

00:49 You wanna watch me peel out?

00:51 Yeah, absolutely.

00:52 [laughs]

00:53 You are in a bit of a pickle.

00:55 You want me to fix it? I can help you.

00:56 That feels like a trap.

00:57 I'm gonna take care of this.

00:59 Why'd you just do that with your eyebrows?

01:01 Do what?

01:02 Look, I'm gonna be straight with you.

01:07 We're the dumbest fucking guys on earth.

01:09 Maybe I shouldn't have fucked around so much in high school.

01:11 Maybe I should chill on the drinking.

01:13 Maybe the whole party's over.

01:14 Fuck that.

01:16 We can sit in here and sulk in the dark.

01:19 Or we can crawl our asses out into the sun and sell some fucking tires.

01:22 Hmm, that's really nice.

01:24 What are you gonna do, suck his dick?

01:26 All right.

01:26 Put a heads up, though, guy.

01:27 It's gonna take 45 fucking minutes.

01:28 Okay, fuck off.

01:29 You look good.

01:37 Dude, you're like way older than us.

01:38 You're like old enough to be our dad.

01:40 It's pretty hot when you put it like that, isn't it?

01:42 No!

01:43 All right!

01:44 Valley Forgeana, this is Will. How can I help you?

01:48 Uh-oh.

01:49 Stop.

01:50 And we're on the camera.

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