Rana Ijaz New Funny Video _ Episode 01_Standup Comedy By Rana Ijaz _ Rana Ijaz Funny Video 2025 _ #ranaijaz
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00:00What did you say to me when I went and gave me a nap?
00:07I didn't know what to do, but I didn't understand anything.
00:11What happened?
00:13What happened to me?
00:15What happened to me?
00:17I said to myself that I had to pay for my money,
00:21I didn't want to pay for my money.
00:24What happened to me?
00:27What happened to me?
00:29That's my brother.
00:31What happened to me?
00:32What happened to me?
00:35What happened to you?
00:37You didn't see my money,
00:39you told me about my money.
00:41The money you had to pay for your money.
00:43Well, I'm not sure what happened.
00:45I'm not sure what happened to you.
00:47Your money isn't going to pay for your money.
00:49I think I didn't know who to pay for my money.
00:53But, you don't know what to pay for me.
00:55I'm not sure if you're paying for my money.
00:57foreign
01:27What does it mean?
01:29You can help the fish out there, and you've got some fruit.
01:32It's hot, brother.
01:33You are hot, brother.
01:34You're hot, brother.
01:35How much is it?
01:36It's hot, brother.
01:37You're aligning with your skin.
01:39It's hot, but I'm here.
01:41It's hot.
01:42I'm gonna die with my skin.
01:45Yes, sir.
01:46Come on, brother.
01:47Shakil.
01:48Come on, brother.
01:49Come on, brother.
01:50Come on, brother.
01:52Come on, brother.
01:52Come on.
01:53Come on, brother.
01:54Come on, brother.
01:56My brother looks like I'm here.
01:58Oh, Bismillah.
02:00Bismillah.
02:02Waalikum.
02:04Oh, okay.
02:06Mashallah.
02:08Oh, mahti ayya ji, mahti ayya.
02:10Oh.
02:12Oh, my God.
02:14Oh, my God.
02:16Shukar Allah, Shukar Allah.
02:18Narmali.
02:20Narmali.
02:22Ayy, ayy.
02:24I'm here.
02:26Wow.
02:28Prati without being woke.
02:30I'm in the hospital, so I'm busy.
02:32I'm here.
02:34Ah, whore.
02:36Oh, my God.
02:38Oh, my God.
02:40Oh, yes.
02:42I'm here.
02:44I'm here.
02:46Oh, my God.
02:48I'm here.
02:50...and the kids are small.
02:53I mean, it's my right hand.
02:55I mean, the middle of the hand...
02:59...a... How many days did he come?
03:01Oh, it's alright.
03:03Where he came from, he came from.
03:05He came from a man?
03:07But he came from a man that didn't come from.
03:09Yeah, he came from a man.
03:11He said, didn't you give a man?
03:13He came from a man, he came from a man.
03:15Do you give me a gift or not?
03:16I don't give a gift.
03:18No, I give a gift.
03:20I gave a gift, I gave a gift.
03:22Oh, I gave a gift, I gave a gift.
03:26MashaAllah.
03:28How much is it?
03:29No, no.
03:31It was a gift.
03:32It was a gift.
03:34Then it was a gift.
03:36I kept it in the back.
03:38And I said, hey.
03:40Come on.
03:41I ate everything.
03:42It was a gift.
03:44It was a gift.
03:46Yes, it was a gift.
03:48If you look at the gift of the gifts,
03:51it's a gift.
03:52If you look at the gift of the gift,
03:54you don't need to see a gift.
03:56I mean, if you go through the gift,
03:58the gift is a gift.
03:59Yes, it's a gift.
04:00Yes, it's a gift.
04:01Yes, it's a gift.
04:04I said, I'll have to experience it.
04:08You're right.
04:08This is a gift from all the guys.
04:10Oh, my God, this is a gift.
04:11Mashallah.
04:12Mashallah, it's a gift.
04:14Allah da karam, allah da karam, karam de pehre karam
04:17Pahiji ji hadhi key load seh yaas hadde li ta hai badi vadi khushkabri ya ke
04:21Malang ne tenu enni raunak dhiti ya
04:23Praha minnuh te badi khushi yae
04:25Teh kraha, abhi ya praha, allah ne tera sallah baad mene praha pohtli ta yaadhi yaa
04:30Krah
04:40Dehko zep pali pocket ahead of ya
04:42Badi chalau, baakiyo
04:46Idhar thale deh kujh
04:48Oh shapar jade chalau anthada haiyo
04:50Paji or chitini baakiy ladhu dekhi
04:58Ki raaj dhaba ka maun de liya hai?
05:00Nain, nain
05:01Tiyaagi
05:02Ki eeke ladhu
05:04Haa eeke ladhu
05:05Paa
05:06Ena ji asal chai
05:08Rati jilie mein thakhaar ke aake ka ar sotthana
05:11Teh daadha ji aaye khab ch
05:15Teh kehande vayi kinne ladhu dene hai?
05:20Mai kaya ji daadha ji
05:23Dho dho kilo dene hai
05:24Teh meri inni gal kaan di derci
05:28Daadha ji na jutti laali
05:30Khabji?
05:32Khabji?
05:32Khabji
05:33Khabji kehande shokha onde hai
05:35Tehre ko chare paise onde hai teh tikkaan ni day
05:38Kehande sadeh daor chana munda peidha ondha
05:41Daaste teh ek-eke ladhu dene hai
05:42Daaste khaberdar dousra ladhu dene hai
05:44Teh mei jinaab mei kaya honu izzet teh apani rakhani hai na
05:49Eee saadha ji de daadah ji ji di di
05:52Nahi ωm nih kya phar
05:53Tehrem karis daadha ji habitual naoe application
05:56Tero meri investigu
05:57Lekan wam nearfa Medha paa leya
05:58Khabji ke frustrated
05:59Dabba do kilo urla ladhu ek
06:00Am if michael dadha ji dhamunay ji giyegi sadi bise get you
06:04Vaha maa maa maa maa maa maa maa maa maa maa بhai
06:06Sahi tata daadhe da pirokaar nikli hapa
06:08Sahi tata da pereo kaar nikli ha...
06:08找 foi sa yoda rakhizta ani
06:10Munnda quiddha Å‚adho aaa ae-eah
06:11I am a lemon that I can know why I see here color do like I guess you go palimundada no way
06:22I am a moon data news it are they all do like I know they are the way but okay no
06:29Oh
06:59We told you, so you were thinking about it
07:03you know that you grew up with a lot of people
07:06and you know that you were thinking about it
07:08so how did you think of it?
07:10No, I think it was so much fun
07:13but only for you to also make a taparajan
07:18Like a taparajan
07:20So you could have a taparajan
07:23but you took it off
07:25Your mouth was webinars
07:27My mouth was so dirty
07:29Hey!
07:32No, no, no.
07:34Isn't it a type of that?
07:35Let's come in?
07:36Why don't we try it?
07:37Is it��?
07:38From this person?
07:39Is it a type of hay?
07:40Is it a type of hay?
07:41Are you a type of hay?
07:42Yes, yes.
07:43Is it a type of hay?
07:44Is it a type of hay?
07:46No, no.
07:47Is it a type of hay?
07:48It's not a type of hay.
07:49It's a type of hay.
07:51It's a type of hay.
07:52You say the taste of hay?
07:53Is it something you know?
07:54Well, no.
07:55You say it has good hay.
07:56How do you know?
07:56Why do you think so?
07:57It's okay.
07:58Yes.
07:58What's your name?
08:01It's a little little little little.
08:04There's a little little little little little little.
08:07You're like a kid?
08:09And you're like, oh, that's not a jazz.
08:13No.
08:15Come on.
08:16Oh, you're a good one.
08:19When you're a kid, you're a kid.
08:22You're a kid.
08:24You're a kid.
08:26I was given a couple of 2-2 kg of meat mixed in a bag.
08:36It's a band.
08:38It's a jazz song.
08:40I was given a band.
08:42I was given a couple of 2-2 kg of meat mixed in a bag.
08:47But my dad gave me a lot.
08:52You're dead.
08:55I've been dead.
08:59I've been dead.
09:00You're dead.
09:01You're dead.
09:02I'm dead.
09:04How did you die?
09:05If you'd be dead, you wouldn't have guns.
09:08That's why you're dead.
09:11You're dead.
09:13I'm dead.
09:15I'm dead.
09:16I thought there would be just one.
09:21You didn't give a kiss for people.
09:25They made a kiss for a kiss for a two-way.
09:30You don't get a kiss for a kiss for a kiss.
09:32See, I told you that you will take the kiss home
09:36and you will know the kiss of two daughters.
09:39Good, good.
09:39If you can take two daughters,
09:42you have to lift all everything.
09:46How old is that?
09:47You're old.
09:49You're a child.
09:5012 years later.
09:52Some person is a child.
09:53You have to get away.
09:55Your family was a child?
09:56Yeah.
09:57I'm not your dad.
09:59You're a child?
10:01Yes.
10:01My father is very old.
10:04Well, she's my husband now.
10:05Maybe she gets away on the other day.
10:08She's sitting down here.
10:09You're sitting.
10:11She's sitting down here.
10:12Let me give you some money and take your money.
10:17You are so proud to have your son.
10:20You are so proud to have your son.
10:23You are a big son.
10:27It is a great son.
10:29But when you die, you die.
10:33You have to keep your brother's face.
10:36If you have to keep your brother's face, you have to keep your brother's face.
10:39You have to take a photo.
10:41I will be happy about that day.
10:43After 5-6 days, I will be happy with my family.
10:47If you have a very young child, then you will be able to know how to get a young child.
10:56If you have come to the Lord, I will have to know you,
11:01and if you have come to the Lord, then you will be able to know who will come.
11:05If you have come to the Lord, I will be able to get one thing.
11:10Oh no, my brother, what are you doing?
11:13Yes, my brother, I'm not going to go.
11:17I'm not going to die, but I'm not going to die.
11:19I'm going to die and I'll have to tell you.
11:23I don't know if I'm going to die and tell you,
11:26I'm not going to die.
11:27It's like, I'm going to die with the whole family.
11:35It's like the face is too big,
11:38but it's a big deal with the notes.
11:42I mean, I don't want to hold the notes.
11:44I will not hold the hand.
11:46I don't want to hold back the sticks.
11:50I'm going to hold the notes.
11:53I don't know, I don't want to hold the notes.
11:56I don't want to hold my hand.
12:00I say the truth is that you need to take the tracola to make a piece of paper.
12:03You can't see the PRC.
12:11I said, this is my husband.
12:13I want to be happy to have a good news.
12:18Why?
12:19I said, this is all about this.
12:22I said, this is all about this.
12:24I'm not going to take a picture.
12:25I'm going to take a picture of my husband.
12:29My husband.
12:32How does that make a baby?
12:34That's why we're asking for a big problem.
12:37How did you get it done?
12:39Yeah, you were going through the last 3 and 3.
12:44I'm here to tell you that.
12:47You're like, and you're like,
12:50and I have to walk a baby and take a baby.
12:52Did you get up your baby?
12:54I was thinking,
12:56I was thinking about this one.
12:58?
13:06?
13:09?
13:12?
13:15?
13:22?
13:24?
13:25?
13:25?
13:26?
13:26?
13:28why daddia said that I did this
13:30He said yes
13:31He said yes
13:33He said yes
13:36He said he is a dumb man
13:38He said you don't have a good job
13:40He said yes but you meet with your daddia
13:50If you listen to your daddia
13:53you don't have a good job
13:54So you will stay
13:55I was so proud to have a good idea.
13:57He was smart.
13:59He was smart and he was smart.
14:01I am smart.
14:03He is smart.
14:05He is smart.
14:07He was smart.
14:09He was smart.
14:11He was smart.
14:13He was smart.
14:15I was smart.
14:17It's the same thing.
14:19I've got 5-5,000 rupees and I didn't have to do it.
14:25That's why my dad didn't come.
14:27That's the first time.
14:29You've got to die.
14:31You've got to die.
14:33You've got to pack it.
14:35No, you've got to do it.
14:37Your dad didn't have to do it.
14:39You've got to do it.
14:41You've got to do it.
14:43You've got to do it.
14:45You've got to do it.
14:47You've got to do it.
14:49You've got to kill someone.
14:51You've got to kill someone.
14:53You've got to be happy.
14:55You've got to get a pair of shoes.
14:57You've got to be in the hospital.
14:59That's the same.
15:01When you're a kid, you're a kid.
15:03I'm a kid.
15:05I'm a kid.
15:07I'm a kid.
15:09I'm a kid.
15:11Yes, he's a kid.
15:13You're a kid.
15:15You're a kid.
15:17Not sure you've got to go!
15:19I've got to kill someone.
15:21You get to kill someone.
15:23You're a kid.
15:25I came to kill someone.
15:27That's your kid, you loved him.
15:29Yes, you're a kid.
15:30Then...
15:32That's what...
15:34this one has five kilos
15:39and the second one is the kid's dancing
15:42in the city
15:46it was a very little girl
15:49don't like a pack
15:55can you give a $5,000
15:57put this thing
16:00No, no. I gave him a $5,000.
16:02I took a $5,000.
16:04I took a $5,000.
16:06I took a $5,000.
16:09I didn't even know how to make a $5,000.
16:13Oh, God.
16:14No, I didn't know how to buy a $5,000.
16:16I didn't mean to buy a $5,000.
16:18You'll buy some $5,000.
16:20You'll buy some $5,000.
16:21There's a $8,000.
16:23We got a $5,000.
16:26You have to buy some $7,000?
16:30He's not sold me.
16:32I put the $5,000.
16:34I left the $5,000.
16:36I took a $5,000.
16:38I got the $5,000.
16:40I took a $5,000.
16:42I took a $5,000.
16:44And I put a $5,000.
16:46I paid $2,000.
16:48I took $8,000.
16:50I took $0,000!
16:52Then I did $5,000.
16:54What is that?
16:56I don't know if you have 3-4 water.
17:01If you have a road, you will get out of the road.
17:03I saw my hands and went to the road.
17:06I went to the road and went to the road.
17:09Then I came to the doctor.
17:11What do you mean?
17:12He told me that he was going to get out of the road.
17:16He was going to get out of the road.
17:18He was going to get out of the road.
17:20I think he was going to get out of the road.
17:25What do you mean?
17:27God bless you, the Lord.
17:29Yes, I am.
17:30You are going to get out of the road.
17:32There are so many of you.
17:35When you get out of the road, you are going to get out of the road.
17:39Do not go to the road.
17:41I am going to get out of the road.
17:43Let's first sing in your hands and then your hands.
17:46Did you get your advice?
17:47I'll give you a good answer!
17:50There has been a gap between them.
17:52That's right.
17:53Go and look at your dad's face.
17:56I'll give you a good answer.
17:58That's your advice.
18:01I'll give you a good answer.
18:03No, I'll give you a good answer.
18:05I'll give you a good answer.
18:07Which one?
18:0815.
18:08I'll give you a good answer.
18:10If you give for the answer,
18:11you won't have a good answer.
18:12If you give for the answer,
18:13you'll kill them.
18:14You'd have to give the cover of your hands.
18:16The other one I'm going to give the cover of your hands.
18:18I'll give you some of your hands.
18:20You've got to come and give it.
18:23Well, I'm here to come.
18:25I'll give him a little bit.
18:26You're going to give me a little piece of your hands.
18:30How is that?
18:31I'll give you some clothes.
18:33That's how it'll be.
18:34Oh, you've got to take me.
18:36I'll take a little piece of the hands.