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Rana Ijaz New Funny Video _ Episode 02_Standup Comedy By Rana Ijaz _ Rana Ijaz Funny Video 2025 _ #ranaijaz

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00:00Assalamualaikum Ji
00:02Oh yaa
00:03Hey, how are you?
00:05Listen, Hakeem Sahib
00:06You're good, how are you?
00:08My name is Sariya.
00:10What do you say?
00:12He said, you have to take a look at it.
00:14I don't know if I'm going to take a look at it.
00:16I'm going to take a look at it.
00:18I said, you have to take a look at it.
00:20But then I'll take a look at it.
00:22He said, you have to take a look at it.
00:24You have to take a look at it.
00:26My brother got to take a look at it.
00:28You said when it».
00:29Why known to say she had to take the look at it?
00:30My brother is going to take a look at it.
00:32Hold on your kind.
00:33No.
00:33Can't you be able to take the appointment later?
00:35Yeah, theận's right.
00:37Yeah.
00:39He said please don't need to take a look at it.
00:41I'm going to take the habe vacunation centre too.
00:4320 minutes after he lives left.
00:45He could pay attention to him and take off his qualcosa.
00:47Don't be able to bring attention to hisièrement.
00:50All of that is a good job.
00:50A good job.
00:52Are you taking aảnh?
00:53Some of that hepea love you are in the shop.
00:53He married those workers.
00:54Where are you from?
00:56It's the same thing.
00:58I don't understand that.
01:02Who's the one who's coming here?
01:04Who's the one?
01:06Yeah, what's your mother?
01:08How's it?
01:09God's Merc.
01:11What's the other one?
01:13What's your name?
01:15Who's the one who's gone?
01:17Where's the one who's gone?
01:22Who's the one who's gone?
01:24Who's the other one?
01:26I was happy to get it, but I was happy to get out of the hospital.
01:31Then I was in hospital and they gave me a drink.
01:36They gave me a drink.
01:38That's a drink.
01:40Then they gave me three or four things.
01:43I came to go and I said, I don't want to take it.
01:46I was going to go.
01:48My father came.
01:50I love my love.
01:52I met my husband with my husband.
01:54I was in the wall town and I was in the house and I said,
01:56Abba Ji, I got up and I said,
01:58I'll work for my brother.
01:59My sister, my two men brought me up and I said,
02:02you're a big one.
02:03Then I got cutting.
02:05My brother, I got cutting.
02:07She said,
02:08I'm going to cut my hair and cut my hair.
02:11I said,
02:12I'm going to cut my hair.
02:14That's not the case.
02:16He said,
02:17I'm going to cut my hair.
02:18If it happened, I'll take it.
02:20After that,
02:21I'll take it.
02:22I'll take it.
02:24What do you want?
02:26I want to cut my hair.
02:28You can see,
02:29there's a long hair.
02:31There's a long hair.
02:34There's a long hair.
02:36There's a long hair.
02:38There's a long hair.
02:40There's a long hair.
02:42I want to cut my hair.
02:47I'll take it.
02:48How do I go?
02:50this long hair.
02:51Am reducer.
02:52There's a long hair.
02:53oh.
02:54There's no hair.
02:55He want the other hair.
02:56It's little.
02:57There's no hair.
02:58it's liable.
02:59tá falls.
03:01oh.
03:03Son of sin.
03:13Here's the long hair.
03:15You, nobody's a victim.
03:17No.
03:18Do you listen to me?
03:19Who told me?
03:21Why did you study my own system?
03:23Why didn't you wait for the name of the man?
03:27No, which one would kill me?
03:28I'm going to throw out a black car for fructose.
03:30No, I'm not wrong.
03:32But I'm not wrong I'm a murderer.
03:33He's a son-in-law.
03:34I ain't no
03:41It means that he's going to be a bit awkward.
03:44He's going to be a little calm and he's going to be a little calm.
03:51He's going to be a little calm and he's going to be a little calm.
03:57It's a crazy thing.
03:59It's very warm.
04:02Why?
04:02It's because of the summer, we'll have to give some of the warm, warm, warm.
04:08It will become warm.
04:09It will become warm.
04:10It will become warm also.
04:12The warm shall bring the water into the nicest,
04:14and that the most dry and more of the childs can feed the water.
04:17It won't be了.
04:18Everyone says,
04:20And you think that the food is coming,
04:22and you don't understand that it is not good from sitting,
04:25because of the Qing over the ground,
04:28theSiqq Express is coming,
04:29and you will get the water into the farm.
04:32Where the Water agent turns,
04:34the commented on the Island of Qing,
04:35No, there's no one in the middle of the house.
04:39That's the thing that...
04:41Look at the magermach, magermach.
04:44I'm going to give you some money,
04:45I'm going to give you some money.
04:48That's why I want to handle everything.
04:54I'm going to tell you something.
04:55I'm going to eat some food, you understand?
04:57I'm going to give you some food,
04:59and I'm going to give you some food.
05:02That's the recipe.
05:04You did not know that much as you keep up with your hands.
05:09I'm not gonna get out of it.
05:10We have to get out of it.
05:13I will have to get out of it.
05:16When I do not know how to get out of it,
05:20I will cut the rest of it.
05:21This will be my job.
05:23I will have to get out of it.
05:25I will have to get out of it.
05:27All the time you get out of it.
05:29If you have to get out of it,
05:31Your face will go back and go back and go back and get back.
05:35Your hands will reach down.
05:37Yes, yes!
05:38A little bit more.
05:40Is that when your face will be lower,
05:42the face will be lower than a little bit.
05:46I mean, the mat is down.
05:48I mean, I'm going to go back and go back and open.
05:54You have to take a little rope.
05:57You have to take a little rope.
05:58You have to sit around.
06:00What is it?
06:01What am I thinking about who was looking for the mouth,
06:05who was looking for the mouth,
06:06that's the mouth.
06:08That's what I thought.
06:10Got a few little mouths,
06:11you know,
06:13when the mouth was looking for the mouth,
06:15I'd go out the nose a little bit.
06:18I used to put it in my mouth because of it
06:22you used to put it on your mouth.
06:24How was your mouth fit?
06:26Where?
06:27It's a...
06:28It's a...
06:29It's a perfect mouth.
06:30I said, I have opened my mouth.
06:33I have opened my mouth.
06:37I have opened my mouth.
06:39I have to tell you, I have to tell you.
06:41Everything is the last one.
06:43You are the last one.
06:46I have to understand the last one.
06:48But I have to tell you the last one.
06:51I don't know how to go inside.
06:52I don't know how to go inside.
06:54Where are you?
06:56I have to go inside.
06:57You are a power perahu.
07:00It gets � Jessica doesn't mean it if you kill me.
07:04She doesn't have enough time to eat.
07:09Good.
07:11I know the defender of them are Egypt but the defender of it does not get experience.
07:13I think then I don't like them.
07:16I mean?
07:17My escrito notes are liked by me.
07:19I don't think so of the way that I got in love with.
07:20I was going to a certain amount of sight.
07:23I would not take you and do that far enough for me.
07:24He gave me the truth on my verge.
07:25I had to take those right away.
07:27I have to give my $109.
07:31I have to give my $109.
07:33I have to give my $109.
07:36I have to give my $109.
07:40You have to give my $109.
07:44After that, you have to give $109 in your $109.
07:48What a good idea.
07:49You have told me that there were two things.
07:52The third thing is that
07:53It's all the great wealth of 111.5 foot.
07:57All the wealth?
07:58Yes.
08:00That's what I'm going to do.
08:06It's all the wealth of wealth.
08:08Oh, yeah, yeah.
08:09Oh, yeah.
08:10It's all the wealth of wealth.
08:12Listen to me.
08:14You see that the wealth of wealth is the wealth of wealth.
08:16The wealth of wealth is the wealth of wealth.
08:18This is the wealth of wealth.
08:20Okay.
08:20There will be wealth of wealth.
08:22Wow.
08:23Thede da zahar te az Dehe da zahar.
08:25Eh, akar jitna ke ne az dehe de zahar na.
08:28Zehar na?
08:28Teh thode marjana.
08:31Anaconda yenna kudde dekhyaya jenna store to milda?
08:33Naye naye.
08:34Ye kudde kulfiyan lhe like.
08:35Awee thhan da thar anaconda ka zeher da styaab hai.
08:37Naye naye.
08:38Ki te liha pal te tu jammeh dhu kubhi ji panchro pay didhe,
08:41ten te te tutee ya nahi.
08:42Azda ha le aja?
08:44Naye naye.
08:45Akrayane kunaak da.
08:46But you take a few 10, 10 and you go to the scene with an account with an account.
08:50Oh, my god, I don't know where you're going.
08:53Where?
08:54I was going to sit down and ask,
08:55but I'm going to sit down and ask,
08:56I'm going to sit down and ask,
08:58you know,
08:59I'm going to die and kill my brother,
09:01I'm going to attack you.
09:02I'm going to attack you and they will get to go to the scene.
09:06My mom, I'm going to get to the scene,
09:07and ask,
09:08so I'm going to go and ask,
09:09sit down.
09:11I'm going to sit down,
09:11I think a king, I'm a poor guy for a lot of especially men,
09:15and I'm not.
09:16He is our lord,
09:17and he is taking blood,
09:19and my son comes to another
09:37ë¶„al men,
09:38and that's when he is dead.
09:40Vaheg would get food and all,
09:41Is it a way to get rid of the public?
09:43What do you think?
09:44You're a son.
09:45Yes, you're a son.
09:47You're a son.
09:49When I got to get a family, I won't get rid of it.
09:52I'm going to work with my name.
09:55Then I'm going to say that,
09:57I'm not going to kill you.
09:58I'm going to kill you.
10:00I'm not going to kill you,
10:02you're on TV.
10:03You're in a sense of saving.
10:04You want to make a money.
10:07I'm going to make a money.
10:09.
10:13.
10:14.
10:15.
10:18.
10:21.
10:23.
10:25.
10:31.
10:37Don't you make any fail.
10:39Oh, don't you break?
10:42Weren't you make any ì§“s out there?
10:43They are gonna give me a second.
10:45They say that the other one will make the slings worse.
10:50Have you seen the panic on the other side?
10:52No.
10:53They kill me no kind.
10:56Have you seen the panic on the other side?
11:00No.
11:01That's why they kill me.
11:03Do you say the panic on the other side?
11:04Yes.
11:05foreign
11:35and the water is cold and it's warm.
11:37She has a hot water for a while.
11:40I heard that water was burnt,
11:43because the water is set and it's okay.
11:46She was ready to offer the water.
11:48But the water is making the water?
11:50Water is on the water.
11:51Water is on the water.
11:53Water is on the water.
11:55Yes, yes.
11:56The water is on the water,
11:58and the water is on the water.
12:00When she's ready to go,
12:02and she's ready to go.
12:03The people stood and they stood here and said...
12:07Who stood?
12:08The people stood there and said...
12:11I have to throw up your mouth and now I made them eat and eat
12:22and I R.J. went and eat and get it!
12:25I don't have to go with my hands and I'll sit here...
12:29and I'll cook them on my hands.
12:31He'll put it in Punjab.
12:33He's going to throw it out.
12:34I'll put it in a ring.
12:35He'll put it in a ring.
12:36It's a mess.
12:38Where are you going to pay?
12:40I'm going to pay $12.13.
12:45You should pay $12.13.
12:47You should pay $12.14.
12:49$12.14?
12:51$12.13.
12:52You should pay $12.14.
12:55You should pay $12.14.
12:59No, that's why I'm Vater.
13:01No, I'm not.
13:02If you're buried in inner peace, you don't have to fall.
13:05If so, you are the only one who can put my children in?
13:09Before we go to the land for what?
13:11Our God, what do we do?
13:13My God, this man is the only one.
13:15It's a big man.
13:16I see my mother in this place.
13:18Look at the land he's been in mountains.
13:20Look at the land he's been in the mountains.
13:23Look at the land he's been in the mountains.
13:25Look at the land Tschens.
13:26Here, what's the head!?
13:28One leg, one leg and you're not doing youresten...
13:33Four gems, two...
13:35One leg.
13:36In fact, my friend has tried to study it.
13:39By the time I fell, he left my leg and left my leg,
13:44and the brain is my leg.
13:46Then, when I was touched, my joy,
13:50when I fell, my chou was me.
13:53You can't stare at me!
13:55foreign
14:09foreign
14:23That's why we have to take the rest of us?
14:25Yes, yes
14:26We have to take it, we have to remove the rest of the exam
14:30They took it
14:31Meijiancar told me there was a joke
14:35It was nearly one cent, half a hundred per day
14:39Two cent
14:40I'm not a joke
14:43I feel yourrum, your friends
14:46My husband and wife
14:48Meijiancar told me the joke
14:49foreign
14:58foreign
15:14foreign
15:16foreign
15:18why?
15:20I am in the middle with the barge, I am in the middle.
15:25I am in the middle of my life.
15:28I am living in five days and my life is in the middle of my life.
15:31I'm trying to get down my life.
15:33Why are you going to go before me?
15:36If you want to go to a hotel...
15:39If you go to a hotel, you can become a hotel.
15:41To get a hotel, the hotel is your friend.
15:44That's why you need to go to a hotel.
15:46I am going to go to Magarmac, go to Magarmac..
15:51I will also continue to speak.
15:52Let me tell you.
15:54I am going to take my hand and take my hand and take my hand.
15:58I will take the hand and take my hand and take my hand.
16:01Why are you doing this?
16:03I have to be wrong.
16:04I'm going to be right.
16:05I will be wrong.
16:07Let's go.
16:08Let's go.
16:10We are going.
16:10Let's go.
16:12You are going to be a team.
16:14Why are you doing this?
16:15Don't tell me, don't tell me, don't tell me, I'm talking about two minutes before my...
16:19No, you go, I'll take the Buddha, I'll take the Buddha.
16:22Come on, come on, come on, let's go.

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