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00:00:00Guys? Where'd she go?
00:00:07Tommy?
00:00:09You're gonna get it!
00:00:30Come on!
00:01:00where'd they go kids don't leave s'mores in the fire this is an island they got to be somewhere
00:01:26well nothing's got to be somewhere but we need to search the woods ever play hide and seek at camp
00:01:31yeah so far these kids are pretty good at it
00:01:35five scores a day max hey didn't you show me how to make one of those i think it's best if you
00:01:58boys just stay away from fire this summer come on mom we we apologized okay i'm sorry doesn't cut it
00:02:04when you burned down the garage okay technically the rocket burned down the garage the rocket paid
00:02:09for by whose credit card mom's exactly so we blame you for leaving your card and your purse out in the
00:02:14open nope it was a pretty awesome rocket but uh you boys need to learn your lesson no we don't
00:02:21why'd you even say that what look i love you boys you are my whole world but right now i just need a
00:02:27little less of you in it the rising and setting of the sun the full of the earth on your feet the
00:02:33gurgle gurgle of your digestive tract these are just a few of the things i rule over in my world we're
00:02:39going there okay bootcamps for kids with behavior problems have a great summer uh kepper 29 and uh 30
00:02:48and uh try not to uh make that guy angry are you following me son are you that crazy okay dad we
00:02:57didn't mean to do it derek we have a plane to catch i'm sorry guys i got a plane to catch we didn't
00:03:02even break the car either look dad dad dad dad dad one one one
00:03:10get in line meat sticks i'll deal with you in a minute yeah we're not going there no nope no okay
00:03:20all aboard for camp bushwhack hey welcome back yeah hop on board yeah camp bushwhack here we come
00:03:27i don't even know we've all room for two more people no not two more people we're gonna be switching
00:03:31those two um glad you could make it hey hello welcome to camp bushwhack looks like bus number
00:03:47two is full so we're gonna go right ahead and move you to bus number three yeah way cooler bus way
00:03:51cooler also i don't think you need the uh name tags those are for nerds so we're looking at them oh thank
00:03:55you guys right off you there thanks for the heads up no problem uh and we got some cool numbers for you
00:04:00here right here um is this easier or harder to remember names it does sure okay all right
00:04:12well done uh delroy sanjay
00:04:1729 and 30. i've been waiting for you do you think i like to wait here's a hint get on that bus and give me 50.
00:04:30you say you know the heimlich maneuver will you just demonstrate on me okay ma'am i'm gonna need to
00:04:41know what you're fake choking on because that really helps my approach ma'am you have nothing to worry
00:04:45about we are fully trained professionals i mean unless he gets mauled by a bear and in that case what are you
00:04:50gonna do about it look we don't have any bears at camp bushwhack ma'am camp is about taking a kid just
00:04:57throwing him in the lake just to see if he could swim wow that was a metaphor we don't actually
00:05:02throw any kids anywhere into anything at all trust me your kid is going to have time of his life
00:05:09hi mom love you here here i got it i got it get up there yeah i don't have a problem got it yeah oh
00:05:18whoa what did you pack necessities delicious necessities
00:05:27delroy sanjay we we belong here yeah that's right you guys are the uh new counselor and c.i.t sanjay kumar
00:05:35delroy barfield yes uh that's us transferring crew camp coochie chingwa i thought you're from camp coochie
00:05:42chong yeah yeah yeah all right uh totally stoked to be here and ready to do whatever jobs uh we're
00:05:50we got now let's go this is a joke right i thought we're gonna go to oh hi for the summer oh hi is a
00:06:14spa resort you need real regular kids look it's not your fault you're spoiled you were raised in
00:06:23hollywood but my buddies and i had the best summers of our lives at this camp and i know you're gonna too
00:06:30all right all right all right i understand
00:06:38come back here i don't want to go this is so unfair yeah dad put me down okay okay
00:06:59oh
00:07:04oh really all right if i said you burned down your parents garage with a rocket yes sir but see
00:07:10that wasn't us we're not even brothers so family doesn't mean anything in the old riley house
00:07:14we wouldn't know sir because like i said we're unrelated
00:07:17no stop get low on those push-ups okay okay
00:07:30two new guys to me dibs on the tall one
00:07:35wait hold on i thought you had dibs on wookie i like to hedge my bets
00:07:41hey i'm alice you're new here yeah i'm uh super new
00:07:50this is gonna be a great summer yeah great summer
00:07:54oh uh sorry bro i need all the room for my awesomeness dude come on i'm sorry i need i'm awesome
00:08:03i need more room i'm sorry sorry okay okay gee
00:08:07so did it hurt when the angel fell on you what i mean when you when you fell from heaven
00:08:22no not the angel that was terrible because off no no no no because i'm still awesome though right
00:08:28come on please no no no no thank you
00:08:44optimus
00:08:48right on campers looking good
00:08:51i'm the camp everybody hey sanjay delroy three rules here at push whack have fun respect each other
00:08:57and mother nature and if you see a creepy shack in the woods don't go inside because we're not too
00:09:02sure but it might be haunted
00:09:07all above for camp bushwhack
00:09:12my name is crawl and i am your camp director you guys can call me wookie i'm your head counselor
00:09:18and we are stoked for another summer of freezing lakes burning bug bites any lunch menu that can be
00:09:23best described as high risk high reward and there's no bars there's no signal
00:09:30reception is not a problem my friend because there are no cell phones allowed on the island
00:09:35do you even know what year you're living in social media replaced fresh air like forever ago
00:09:40can i see that can i see that oh hey it's a 500 phone yeah i only skipped twice i mean i got ripped off kid
00:09:53on the boats willie when everyone's aboard we cast off for a summer of fun
00:10:00everybody grab your life jackets please
00:10:14and if you want to go down you wouldn't miss a night i'll paint a picture like i'm vincent
00:10:17if the ground caved in there's only night we'll be crying around the world tonight
00:10:21you can call me overriding
00:10:23ahhhhhhhhh
00:10:25campers both beats canoe every time out of the way
00:10:30i'll get some kids they like it
00:10:33man good job i'm getting into this camp
00:10:35this is gonna be sweet i told you
00:10:39it's pretty awesome
00:10:44out of the boat
00:10:52you guys want to give your life jackets i'll be free
00:11:00hey little dude you're not still bummed out about the whole phone thing are you
00:11:05look you give me two days you're not even gonna miss it you have a phone that's not fair
00:11:11yeah well this phone is this camp's only means of communication with the mainland
00:11:16look we may need it in case of an emergency you know what though
00:11:19you're right bear is fair
00:11:27hey big willy thanks for the lift i'll see you september 3rd not a moment sooner no matter what
00:11:36excuse me hey you guys excuse me hey uh hey hey hey i've got you in charge of chipmunk cabin
00:11:44i guess that's the uh the cool cabin right you're not gonna have to stop that many parties no um but
00:11:49they're nice kids really oh i should give you your rule book i need those oh a whole book
00:11:56girl said there's only three rules did you say anything about fire or water no no well you should
00:12:03probably read this then all right a good one
00:12:10attention noobs rookies and people i've already beat at sports this is brogan van skyle and that
00:12:19is the nameless cup awarded each summer to the cabin with the most points for excellence
00:12:24the question on your minds is which cabin has won the cup for six straight summers
00:12:30it's so weak that you have to ask the answer is the badgers go badgers
00:12:38dude badgers don't growl yes they do actually no they don't they hiss they growl chipmunk i think
00:12:46it's more like you know that's good yeah you know they're actually pretty cute that's right the cutest
00:12:52no wait go badgers yeah this is the summer of the chipmunk
00:13:03we uh we hate that guy right yeah yeah we do let's go find out how awesome our chipmunks are and get this
00:13:09rivalry going
00:13:21are you guys the chipmunks yep and your counselor and CIT I take back to a high
00:13:47five now okay pop quiz so what is the CIT don't you know I said it was a pop quiz it's a counselor in
00:13:57training but I'm his boss oh no Delra mr. Sanjay's a heart okay all right my name is no it's not you
00:14:07our cheeseburger here we got Hollywood genius bar for sure Twilight fair enough go with Twilight
00:14:17yeah and you do you always grin like that most of the time yeah life's great you my friend are
00:14:25grinsburg BAM nicknames done what's next you guys are supposed to tell us what to do I hope it's
00:14:32something fun right what do you think we should do well everyone's going to have their cabin photos
00:14:39taken cabin photos exactly what we were thinking right Sanjay dude right yes me Sanjay yeah cabin
00:14:47photos come on let's go let's go let's go go oh hey chipmunks I think you dropped this you got to be
00:14:57more careful we gotta get this guy yeah whoa you just threw out the rule book can you do that that's
00:15:13kind of how we roll he just blew my mind hey chipmunks wait up his camp rules are important you've read them
00:15:20right well we've done this before camp that means counselors also it's not like they can go all like
00:15:27Lord of the Flies on us we're bigger than they are we can beat them yeah it's to protect them not us
00:15:34thank you
00:15:35all right all right camp let's go come on all right is it too late for me to change camp
00:15:45yeah everything you do is wrong you cannot make me happy but if you don't try I'm gonna be sad and you
00:15:56know what when I get that I'm the one with what you thought it three two one
00:16:02my
00:16:03my
00:16:04loving
00:16:05my
00:16:05love
00:16:06lovely
00:16:07my
00:16:10my
00:16:11my
00:16:13love
00:16:16my
00:16:19love
00:16:27my
00:16:29You say my name, you say my name.
00:16:34You say my name, you say my name.
00:16:38You say my name.
00:16:46aron
00:16:59Oh, did you say my name?
00:17:01Did you say my name?
00:17:02That's your capparinos.
00:17:04Even though you have no choice in it whatsoever,
00:17:07we thank you for choosing our dining hall for your eating needs.
00:17:10Today's specials are sloppy joes, sloppy slaw, and sloppy jelly.
00:17:16If you would like all three flavors combined for the ultimate sloppy experience,
00:17:21might I suggest the sloppy crawl.
00:17:24Is there garlic none of this?
00:17:25Only the jelly.
00:17:26It's savory.
00:17:27I'm not eating any of this.
00:17:30Well, you don't have to.
00:17:34Got anything good to trade?
00:17:35Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:17:36These are, uh...
00:17:38You probably won't know the brand.
00:17:41Nope.
00:17:43They never made us eat sloppy anything at chess camp.
00:17:46I miss chess camp.
00:17:47Okay, if you ever want a girlfriend, just never say that again, okay?
00:17:51What else should we know?
00:17:53Uh, well, if you're like a girl, ignore her completely.
00:17:56Also, take any opportunity you can to show off your muscles.
00:18:00I call mine the Terminator and Thor.
00:18:04Well, you better call the plumber, because these pipes are going to burst.
00:18:08Nice, Grinsberg.
00:18:09Yo, schminmux.
00:18:10Hey, Brogan.
00:18:12Looking down.
00:18:14How's the water?
00:18:15You can pull all the little pranks you want.
00:18:18Noobs.
00:18:18But you'll never hold that cup.
00:18:21Well, we don't want your boring cup.
00:18:24Whatever.
00:18:25Um, okay, so I want that cup.
00:18:28Think we can win it this year?
00:18:29Who said we had to win it?
00:18:31No.
00:18:31How much further do we have to go?
00:18:36Far enough that Brogan will never find when we hit this thing.
00:18:40He'll kill us if he finds out we took it.
00:18:43That's why he'll never find out.
00:18:45Besides, how much could he really love it if he didn't even give it a name?
00:18:47Fine.
00:18:48Come on, what's on this thing?
00:18:50Got any cheesies?
00:18:51Do I have cheesies?
00:18:53You want baked, fried, jalapeno?
00:18:56Uh, fried.
00:18:56You got it.
00:18:58Thanks.
00:18:59Put it on my tab.
00:19:05That's where we hide it.
00:19:21That place looks maybe haunted.
00:19:25And kind of dangerous.
00:19:26Uh, exactly.
00:19:27This is perfect.
00:19:28This is your idea.
00:19:30Can you hear that?
00:19:31There's no wildlife around here.
00:19:33It's so quiet.
00:19:34If it's so quiet, then how can I hear it, Count Einstein?
00:19:38Uh, Sanjay, my idea was to hide this in the woods.
00:19:41Not to go in some creepy old shack that Krall told us not to go into.
00:19:44Are you guys coming?
00:19:46Yeah.
00:19:47Yeah, we'll just wait here.
00:19:48Wait here.
00:19:48Wait here.
00:19:49Wait here.
00:19:51Wait here.
00:19:52Wait here.
00:19:53Wait here.
00:19:54Wait here.
00:19:55Wait here.
00:19:56Man, this is creepy.
00:20:02Oh, it stinks, too.
00:20:05Oh, wow.
00:20:07I don't hear stabbing.
00:20:09Are you guys okay?
00:20:10We're fine.
00:20:11Kidney's to relax.
00:20:13Okay, let's find a spot and leave.
00:20:15I hear.
00:20:17That room's one room creep here.
00:20:22Wait.
00:20:26Sanjay, where are you?
00:20:27Dude, this isn't funny.
00:20:28Dude, this isn't funny.
00:20:29Dude, this isn't funny.
00:20:35But that was...
00:20:36Are you getting stabbed?
00:20:38No, it's safe.
00:20:40Man, it's almost hilarious how much it stinks in here.
00:20:44Gross.
00:20:45I thought her bathroom at home was brutal.
00:20:47I thought her bathroom at home was brutal.
00:20:50Here.
00:20:52Get out of here.
00:20:53Whoa.
00:20:54What about the last one?
00:20:55Bathroom rules, dude.
00:20:56He always is the one furthest away from the door.
00:20:58So when Brogan comes to check, he's going to look in that one, and he's not going to find it.
00:21:02Because we're smarter than him.
00:21:05Yeah, you're so much smarter than him coming into a creepy old shack.
00:21:08I reach you into a different dark stinking hole.
00:21:10There's something else in here.
00:21:13What?
00:21:17Are you kidding?
00:21:19Come on, it's just a kid's backpack.
00:21:22Okay, you got me that time.
00:21:31It's just an old teddy bear.
00:21:33Yeah, well, it's creepy, okay?
00:21:34And...
00:21:35Oh, it smells bad.
00:21:38Little ladybug snack cakes?
00:21:39Oh!
00:21:40Stopped making these in the 70s!
00:21:44There's barely any actual food products in these.
00:21:46Just chemicals.
00:21:48You could probably still...
00:21:50Eat these.
00:21:57A book full of stories.
00:22:00Creepy stories.
00:22:02They're handwritten.
00:22:03I'm sure you're to the campfire tonight.
00:22:04Yeah.
00:22:06Oh, no, no, no.
00:22:07Don't let you look at me, okay?
00:22:08I never pees the bed tonight.
00:22:10We'll be sleeping on the porch.
00:22:13How about you?
00:22:14Who, me?
00:22:18He's sitting all alone down in the lake.
00:22:21Camp Bushwack!
00:22:22And your nightmares always plague us till we wake.
00:22:25Camp Bushwack!
00:22:27And your bed will give you slivers.
00:22:30And the water will give you shivers.
00:22:32And the dinner will give you quivers.
00:22:34We can't take...
00:22:35And Bushwack!
00:22:36Woo!
00:22:37Hey, chipmunks.
00:22:39Here, come take a seat and grab some s'mores.
00:22:41Help yourself, huh?
00:22:42Yeah, I love s'mores.
00:22:47Okay, I say this campfire could use a few scares.
00:22:50Who's with me?
00:22:51Um, we can't tell scary stories here.
00:22:54Camp rule.
00:22:55Especially if you guys, especially, uh, Brogan are gonna be too scared, then we probably shouldn't.
00:22:59I'm not scared, noob.
00:23:02I say we go for it.
00:23:05Rules, whatever.
00:23:06You're such a troublemaker.
00:23:09Okay.
00:23:10All right, well, maybe just tonight, huh?
00:23:13All right, who wants to start it up?
00:23:15Well, I just happen to have a book of stories right here.
00:23:17Oh.
00:23:17Oh.
00:23:17Once, there was a high school girl whose mom told her to never go to bed without washing her face.
00:23:30And then one night, she was so tired, she did it anyway.
00:23:39And then the next morning, she had a mustache!
00:23:42On her face.
00:23:49Okay, um, we really shouldn't be doing this.
00:23:52Yeah, I mean, especially with stories that week.
00:23:55I mean, come on, guys, we're breaking rules here, you know?
00:23:59So, let's step it up a little, huh?
00:24:01So, my story was awesome.
00:24:05Okay, I got one.
00:24:07I don't know, though.
00:24:08I don't think you guys would be able to handle it.
00:24:10You're talking to a guy who handles a motorcycle.
00:24:14FYI.
00:24:18Sometimes your first trip to summer camp can be your last.
00:24:21Not because you never come back, but because you never leave.
00:24:25Just ask new camp counselor, Anson Minor.
00:24:29His initiation didn't go according to plan.
00:24:32Sure, midnight blindfolded canoe jousting sounds fun.
00:24:35But the next thing his friends knew, Anson was underwater.
00:24:42By the time they got him to the shore, he was barely alive.
00:24:46They knew they needed to get Anson to a doctor fast.
00:24:51But the nearest hospital wasn't that kind that worked on people.
00:24:54It was an old animal hospital guarded by a dog with a strange metal collar.
00:25:07The door was open.
00:25:12And they found the doctor inside.
00:25:13I'm not really familiar with humans.
00:25:24But I'll try.
00:25:25He said.
00:25:26But he couldn't find a heartbeat.
00:25:27Anson was gone.
00:25:31My best friend died recently.
00:25:33I couldn't go on without him.
00:25:36So I brought him back.
00:25:37You must have seen him outside.
00:25:41With his cute little collar.
00:25:48I can bring your friend back, too.
00:25:51In a manner of speaking.
00:25:59What he didn't say was that Anson wouldn't be the same.
00:26:07The serum brought Anson's body back to life as a blood-thirsty zombie.
00:26:12He won't be the same as the collar.
00:26:19But the doctor wasn't fast enough.
00:26:20Anson continued to feed.
00:26:22And the outbreak began.
00:26:23So how'd they stop it?
00:26:25Well, without the doctor, they barely discovered the antidote in time.
00:26:29Then everything was fine after, right?
00:26:31The antidote worked on everyone except Anson.
00:26:35He'd been undead too long to save.
00:26:36So, then, what happened to him?
00:26:43Some say he's still at the hospital with all the other dead things.
00:26:47Others say he roams these very woods.
00:26:49And at night, you can hear him stumbling around, looking for live brains.
00:26:53His hunger never satisfied.
00:27:01Oh, my gosh.
00:27:04Did you just...
00:27:04He peed himself.
00:27:06It did not.
00:27:07Ew.
00:27:07I just, uh...
00:27:08So, ew.
00:27:10Whatever.
00:27:11Yeah.
00:27:12Ew.
00:27:18We shouldn't even be telling scary stories.
00:27:22I'm gonna get you for this, Sanjay Kumar.
00:27:26I'll be right, broken.
00:27:27The story's not real, right?
00:27:31I mean, zombies aren't real.
00:27:33Guys, come on.
00:27:34There's no such thing as zombies.
00:27:36Obviously.
00:27:42Encore, anyone?
00:27:43Yeah.
00:27:44Well, torturing preppers, you know, it's more fun than torturing normal people.
00:28:00What's next?
00:28:02I'm starving.
00:28:03Let's do a kitchen raid.
00:28:05Yes.
00:28:06Yes.
00:28:06Yes.
00:28:07I can always eat.
00:28:09Oh.
00:28:10Hold on.
00:28:12Coach, it's clear.
00:28:16Ew.
00:28:17So, ew.
00:28:19I know.
00:28:22Get down.
00:28:24Get down.
00:28:24Come on.
00:28:28Dude.
00:28:28She's already upset.
00:28:34Should we really scare her?
00:28:36I see you guys.
00:28:39Hi, Lauren.
00:28:40Hi.
00:28:41Are you guys trying to scare me again?
00:28:44Pranks are against the rules.
00:28:46Mine looks like we're busted by the fun police.
00:28:49I'm not the fun police.
00:28:51No, no.
00:28:52It's the, uh, the rules patrol.
00:28:54I think I saw a ruler by the tire swing.
00:28:56If you want to go follow that.
00:28:56Hey, look.
00:28:57Look, I'm...
00:28:58We're just going to go for a kitchen raid.
00:29:00I mean, you don't have to come.
00:29:02If, you know, you're weirded out or...
00:29:06No, um, I can break some rules.
00:29:08Yeah.
00:29:09Yeah, let's, uh, let's go break some rules.
00:29:11Yeah.
00:29:12Let's break some rules, then.
00:29:13Yeah.
00:29:14Woo.
00:29:17Lauren, keep up.
00:29:18Coming.
00:29:19Hey, no pressure, but you're going to have to learn to break some rules now.
00:29:22No.
00:29:23Go break some rules.
00:29:24There's something outside.
00:29:36Something's always outside, guys.
00:29:38Let's stay positive.
00:29:39No.
00:29:41No.
00:29:45I want my mom.
00:29:47We're ready, Mom.
00:29:48Woo!
00:29:50Woo!
00:29:51Woo!
00:29:51Woo!
00:30:00Woo!
00:30:01Woo!
00:30:01Woo!
00:30:01Woo!
00:30:02Woo!
00:30:02Woo!
00:30:02Cancelers, should they be protecting us?
00:30:04Yeah, yeah.
00:30:05Worst counselors ever.
00:30:06They better not be doing a Kitchen Raid without us.
00:30:09Kitchen Raid!
00:30:10Woo!
00:30:11Guys!
00:30:12I thought it was like a wrap.
00:30:14You just thought it was like a Kitchen Raid.
00:30:16I got the bread.
00:30:17Sounds like two-thirds of a sandwich.
00:30:19You got the peanut butter.
00:30:20I'm doing my job.
00:30:21Meat.
00:30:21I got some meat.
00:30:22It's like some marshmallow.
00:30:25That's my favorite sundae.
00:30:27Kido, no one in my house is going to eat this.
00:30:32Who's up for some tuna salad?
00:30:35No.
00:30:35I found the whipped cream.
00:30:41Okay, hit me up.
00:30:43You're going to get warm.
00:30:45It's the best idea we have ever had.
00:30:48It's a wrecking fire.
00:30:51Frankly, I'm disappointed.
00:30:53If you're going to raid my Kitchen,
00:30:55why don't we bust out a little meatball sandwich, huh?
00:30:59Ew!
00:31:00All right.
00:31:01There he is, this guy.
00:31:03Awesome.
00:31:03There he is.
00:31:04Whoa, damn.
00:31:06Ooh.
00:31:07Hey.
00:31:08Want to go down to the dock and look at the stars?
00:31:11Yeah.
00:31:12Yeah, yes.
00:31:12Yeah, totally.
00:31:13Um, let me go grab a blanket and, uh, try to throw up.
00:31:21I'll meet you there.
00:31:22Okay.
00:31:22By myself.
00:31:24By myself.
00:31:26Whatever.
00:31:30Okay.
00:31:31Good morning, camp.
00:32:01Good morning, everybody.
00:32:02Come to the ride.
00:32:03The radio cabin.
00:32:04Darn it.
00:32:05Time to take out those covers, camp lovers.
00:32:06Put your night in bed, book, bite, because it's the morning, and it...
00:32:12Nothing right in the morning.
00:32:13Okay.
00:32:14Moving on.
00:32:16Hey!
00:32:17Stop!
00:32:18Right now, you are not authorized to use the PA system, and I know you took the nameless
00:32:26cop.
00:32:27Okay, also, please note that there are a pair of adorable animal underpants at the top
00:32:31of the flagpole.
00:32:32Uh, you can grab those right after breakfast, but...
00:32:34You'll probably get laughed at.
00:32:35Looking at you, Brogan.
00:32:36Also, in other news, I don't want to stay up with one of those puppies because somebody
00:32:40peed his pants last night.
00:32:42I'm back after this.
00:32:43You are toast, Sanjay.
00:32:44You hear me?
00:32:45I really miss the first drill instructor.
00:32:47I'm not a very tidy person.
00:32:48I leave a mess wherever I go.
00:32:51There's no place on earth more disgusting than my bathroom.
00:32:54And you get to clean it!
00:32:56With your tongues if you put those canoes down!
00:32:58Sir, ma'am, yes, ma'am, sir!
00:33:00Hey, Wookie!
00:33:01I love your cute morning hair.
00:33:02It's always Alice, Alice, Alice.
00:33:03You totally stood me up there.
00:33:04I'm not a good person.
00:33:05I'm not a good person.
00:33:06I leave a mess wherever I go.
00:33:07There's no place on earth more disgusting than my bathroom.
00:33:08And you get to clean it!
00:33:09With your tongues if you put those canoes down!
00:33:12Sir, ma'am, yes, ma'am, sir!
00:33:18Hey, Wookie!
00:33:19I love your cute morning hair.
00:33:28It's always Alice, Alice, Alice.
00:33:30You totally stood me up last night.
00:33:31I waited on the dock for an hour.
00:33:33Is it on?
00:33:35Oh no, oh no!
00:33:36What's going on?
00:33:37I'm sorry, I'm not giving up that.
00:33:39No way!
00:33:40Did you see that? She totally grew a mustache. Her face was weird. Stop it.
00:33:48D-R-S-D-E-L-S-Y.
00:34:00Okay, Genius Bar, dig deep, okay? I want you to shake a feeling loose, come on!
00:34:10Well, it's a start.
00:34:23Yo, I heard you woke up with a mustache this morning. I can't even do that.
00:34:27Yeah, mustache.
00:34:32Hey, can you tell the exact same mustache story on the vampire last night?
00:34:36Yeah, it's weird, huh?
00:34:38You make it look so easy.
00:34:40Okay, what is on the agenda today? We've got, uh, friendship bracelet making.
00:34:45Wonderful. Arts and, ugh, arts and crafts.
00:34:48And then, uh, who would like to skip down to dodgeball?
00:34:51Nope.
00:34:52No way.
00:34:53No.
00:34:54Bracelet making?
00:34:55No way.
00:34:56Left side. One, two, three.
00:35:01Motivate these guys. I'm gonna go play mind games.
00:35:05Go Badgers!
00:35:08Ooh, dead meat.
00:35:09The deadest meat.
00:35:13Going down, jawline.
00:35:15Newsflash. You're the ones going down.
00:35:17Ooh, uh, this just in? I don't think so, bro.
00:35:19Oh, Spanish newsflash.
00:35:21Ooh.
00:35:22Okay, yeah, this just in.
00:35:25Do-do-do-do-do-do-do.
00:35:26On the news tonight, you're gonna see us be like, yeah, we're the best we want.
00:35:29And you're gonna be like, oh, no, we're staying so cute.
00:35:31I wish we could be him.
00:35:32I don't watch the news.
00:35:34All right.
00:35:35Gather round, little warrior dudes and dudettes.
00:35:41Welcome, welcome, welcome.
00:35:44To the quick-quack-quack-quack-quack-quack-quack-quack-quack-quack.
00:35:47Don't fall and roam, roam, roam, roam.
00:35:51Are gone.
00:35:52Remember, heads up, balls down.
00:35:58And, may the odds of not being knocked unconscious be forever in your favor.
00:36:06Let's go!
00:36:08Woo-hoo!
00:36:22Woo-hoo!
00:36:23Woo-hoo!
00:36:24Woo-hoo!
00:36:25Woo-hoo!
00:36:26Woo-hoo!
00:36:27Woo-hoo!
00:36:28Woo-hoo!
00:36:29Woo-hoo!
00:36:30Woo-hoo!
00:36:31Woo-hoo!
00:36:32Take a breather!
00:36:33Good hustle.
00:36:34We're getting done!
00:36:37We're getting done!
00:36:40Had enough?
00:36:42Cause the Badgers can go a lot harder than this.
00:36:45Bet you can.
00:36:46I'm still a little fuzzy with the rules.
00:36:49My stomach hurts.
00:36:50My everything hurts.
00:36:52I almost got hit a couple times.
00:36:54Come on, guys.
00:36:55You're doing great.
00:36:56Really?
00:36:57Really?
00:36:58Here, drink some water.
00:36:59Good work, Badgers.
00:37:01Don't relax yet.
00:37:03You can still hurt these kids a bit more.
00:37:05I know you've given 100%, and I'm proud of you.
00:37:08But you've still got 40% left.
00:37:11Okay, go get some more.
00:37:12Gotta be hydrated to win.
00:37:20Okay, we have to play your strengths.
00:37:22Cheeseburger, your throw's terrible, but you're lucky.
00:37:24Close your eyes for your throw.
00:37:25Genius Bar.
00:37:26When you get the ball, please, give it a cheeseburger.
00:37:29Grinsberg.
00:37:30You're fast.
00:37:31I love your footwork.
00:37:32Now try tying out the throwing errors.
00:37:33Twilight.
00:37:34Let them hit me.
00:37:35Exactly.
00:37:36My dad said that camp is fun.
00:37:37This isn't fun.
00:37:38I'm so mad at him for sending me to this dump.
00:37:40Good.
00:37:41Channel up all your anger into the ball like you're charging a rage battery.
00:37:43Come on, let's go!
00:37:44Get up!
00:37:45I think we're, uh, ready to go.
00:37:46Good.
00:37:47Let's do this.
00:37:48Whoo!
00:37:49Let's dunk ball!
00:37:52Woo!
00:37:53Whoo!
00:37:54Go!
00:37:55Go!
00:37:56Go!
00:37:57Go!
00:37:58Go!
00:38:00Go!
00:38:01Go!
00:38:02Go!
00:38:03Go!
00:38:04Go!
00:38:05Go!
00:38:06Go!
00:38:07Go!
00:38:08Go!
00:38:09Go!
00:38:10Go!
00:38:11Go!
00:38:12Go!
00:38:13Go!
00:38:14All right, here we go.
00:38:16Let's go, Badgers!
00:38:18Go, Badgers!
00:38:20What's wrong, Badgers?
00:38:22You okay?
00:38:24This thing's a fast-acting brand,
00:38:26and it is not kidding!
00:38:28Let me hit my head!
00:38:30Well,
00:38:32calling the dogs and put out the fire.
00:38:34It looks like the Badgers have
00:38:36forfeited the game, which means
00:38:38the Chip Munch wins!
00:38:44We did something!
00:38:50We did something! We did something!
00:38:52You're gonna take down those Chip Munch
00:38:54if it's the last thing we do!
00:39:00Badgers, this outhouse is off-limits
00:39:02for the next hour! Uh-oh!
00:39:04All right, guys, welcome to medieval training
00:39:06here at Camp Bushwhack.
00:39:08Like Calculation's Shakespeare will be of
00:39:10absolutely no value to you in your everyday lives.
00:39:12Yeah, but it's cool!
00:39:14is this or bracelet-making.
00:39:16So, you're a hotshot?
00:39:24Whoo!
00:39:25Good shot, Hollywood!
00:39:27Thanks!
00:39:28Here.
00:39:30Lock yourself out.
00:39:31How many private schools in Beverly Hills
00:39:32let you play with those bad boys?
00:39:33I'm starting to like camp!
00:39:36Nerd alert!
00:39:38What's the matter, Mommy's boy?
00:39:40Homesick?
00:39:41Go home, Geek!
00:39:42He he he he!
00:39:43He he he!
00:39:45Yo, Twilight!
00:39:46You're up!
00:39:47No, I'm not!
00:39:48See yourself!
00:39:49Oh!
00:39:50Whoo!
00:39:51What do I do next?
00:39:52Let go!
00:39:53With which hands?
00:39:54Whoa!
00:39:55Whoa!
00:39:56Whoa!
00:39:57Whoa!
00:39:58What do I do next?
00:39:59Let go!
00:40:00With which hands?
00:40:01Whoa!
00:40:02Whoa!
00:40:03Whoa!
00:40:04Whoa!
00:40:05Brinsburg!
00:40:06Dude!
00:40:07Not cool!
00:40:08Genius Bar!
00:40:09Hey!
00:40:10Genius Bar!
00:40:11Genius Bar!
00:40:12Dude!
00:40:13Where are you going?
00:40:14I'm running away!
00:40:15What?
00:40:16You can't do that!
00:40:17Guess who gets fired if you disappear!
00:40:18I don't want you to get fired!
00:40:19It's just...
00:40:20I don't fit in here!
00:40:21My mom is right!
00:40:22I'm just not cut out for camp!
00:40:23Forget your mom!
00:40:24What do you think?
00:40:25I've never held a bow and arrow before!
00:40:26I can't throw!
00:40:27The only thing I'm good at doing is dodging things!
00:40:28And that's only because people like to throw stuff with the gifted kids!
00:40:30I'm hopeless!
00:40:31Hey!
00:40:32No, you're not!
00:40:33Because trying new things is what life is all about!
00:40:34Is that the best you've got?
00:40:35Okay!
00:40:36Okay!
00:40:37Look!
00:40:38I've never done this camp thing before!
00:40:39Me and my brother lied to get our way in here and I didn't think I belonged here either!
00:40:42But we're having a blast!
00:40:43Come on!
00:40:44This could be an awesome summer!
00:40:45Is that true?
00:40:46Yeah!
00:40:47Yeah!
00:40:48Yeah!
00:40:49Yeah!
00:40:50Yeah!
00:40:51Yeah!
00:40:52Yeah!
00:40:53Yeah!
00:40:54Yeah!
00:40:55Yeah!
00:40:56Yeah!
00:40:57Yeah!
00:40:58Yeah!
00:40:59Yeah!
00:41:00Yeah!
00:41:01Yeah!
00:41:02You never camp?
00:41:03Yeah!
00:41:04That actually explains a lot!
00:41:07Ashley spilled the iced tea!
00:41:09Now I'm mad!
00:41:10Go yell at her!
00:41:11Okay!
00:41:12Hi!
00:41:13Hi guys!
00:41:14Peep rabbits don't yell!
00:41:16Okay!
00:41:17Go tell Ashley you still like her!
00:41:18Okay!
00:41:19Uh...
00:41:20So we cool?
00:41:21Yeah!
00:41:22I'll stay!
00:41:23Thanks!
00:41:28I knew you'd never been to camp!
00:41:30But don't worry!
00:41:31Your secret's safe with me!
00:41:33Why?
00:41:34Cause that was a good safe!
00:41:36It's not easy to turn a runway around!
00:41:38Believe me!
00:41:39I know!
00:41:40I tried to run once!
00:41:41Luckily I had a really great counselor!
00:41:43You might just make one too Delroy!
00:41:45Impersonating camp counselors huh?
00:41:46Brogan Vanskyo's got you nailed!
00:41:47Darn it!
00:41:48If you wanna be a good camp counselor you gotta know how to make a s'more!
00:42:02Okay!
00:42:03So first you gotta toast the marshmallows!
00:42:04Just...
00:42:05Don't burn them!
00:42:06Doesn't the fire have to be on fire to do this?
00:42:07Yeah!
00:42:08We can't really make a fire without approval!
00:42:09Uh...
00:42:10Camp rules!
00:42:11Don't laugh at me!
00:42:12Okay!
00:42:13Well let's say I've toasted my marshmallow perfectly!
00:42:14Now what?
00:42:15Okay!
00:42:16So you gotta have your graham cracker ready with the chocolate already on it!
00:42:17And then you just...
00:42:18Slide your marshmallow off!
00:42:19Works better when it's melted!
00:42:20Did you see that?
00:42:21W-what?
00:42:22It looked like a zombie!
00:42:23Uh...
00:42:24A zombie?
00:42:25What like Anton Miner from the campfire story last night?
00:42:26Okay!
00:42:27Quit goofing off!
00:42:28Well...
00:42:29I don't know if it's a zombie!
00:42:30Don't laugh at me!
00:42:31Okay!
00:42:32Well let's say I've toasted my marshmallow perfectly!
00:42:33Now what?
00:42:34Okay!
00:42:35So you gotta have your graham cracker ready with the chocolate already on it!
00:42:36And then you just...
00:42:37Slide your marshmallow off!
00:42:38Works better when it's melted!
00:42:39Did you see that?
00:42:40What?
00:42:41What?
00:42:42It looked like a zombie!
00:42:43A zombie?
00:42:44What like Anton Miner from the campfire story last night?
00:42:45Okay!
00:42:46Come on!
00:42:47Well...
00:42:48We did read that mustache story too!
00:42:49And you grew one?
00:42:50Oh!
00:42:51Thanks Delroy!
00:42:52I'm thinking of it girls!
00:42:53Hey Carl!
00:42:54What's up?
00:42:55Just measuring some jerky!
00:42:56Why?
00:42:57So I know how much we have!
00:42:58Hey!
00:42:59What if I said I told a couple of scary stories last night at the campfire?
00:43:00And maybe they were coming true!
00:43:01Well I say you broke the no scary stories rule!
00:43:02Why no scary stories?
00:43:03Charming can't be true!
00:43:04Charming camp tradition based on some pretty scary camp legend!
00:43:05I guess a while ago something pretty terrible happened here!
00:43:06Some campers went missing!
00:43:07Just...
00:43:08Disappeared!
00:43:09Just disappeared!
00:43:10Nobody knows what happened!
00:43:11They just stopped telling scary stories around here!
00:43:12You know what?
00:43:13There hasn't been a scare since!
00:43:14Hey Carl!
00:43:15Hey Carl!
00:43:16Can I get some jerky?
00:43:17Well he's super hungry!
00:43:18Yeah!
00:43:19You know what?
00:43:20I don't care how hungry you are!
00:43:21Just don't forget your manners!
00:43:22Okay!
00:43:23I'm gonna go find Sanjay!
00:43:24He took your campers down the old road to find the cheerleader camp!
00:43:25Give me an EW!
00:43:43your manners okay i'm gonna go find sanjay he took your campers down the old road to find the
00:43:50cheerleader camp give me an ew okay i'll get him yeah cool hey wait how long did i say that jerky
00:44:01was if the cheerleaders talk to us what should i say your dad didn't teach you with this kind of
00:44:06stuff no he's always upset mine's too busy trying to disprove string theory okay well strings are
00:44:11real i've got two of my shoes right now and you don't really talk to girls as much as you listen
00:44:16to a conversation they have with themselves sad j guys look we all need to go back now uh no i
00:44:24promised the guys would go for the cheerleaders across the lake so no what we're on an island
00:44:28so we have to get over the water one step at a time dude guys last night's campfire stories are coming
00:44:33true first lawrence mustache now anson minor i saw him in the woods the zombie kid really you saw a
00:44:38zombie dude it's just brogan pulling a prank on you all right come on what
00:44:50i believe there's a zombie i believe you now where's greensburg go go oh you just ran to the old scary
00:45:12building that's not a big deal
00:45:23where are we in this place why did you run in here kind of lost it there i'm okay now
00:45:40you should never go in that chat or open that book who broke the camp first okay are you guys
00:45:44that that rule your whole lives dude they've got a point man
00:46:03hey guys move this go go go all right this is good there's no way in wait no way it means no way out
00:46:11okay we're trapped dude are you done yes i'll look for weapons okay good guys get in the closet go
00:46:24go go go go go come on
00:46:29what are we gonna die probably no no what no you're not gonna die all right is this gonna take long i don't
00:46:36know what cheeseburger there's no place to sit so what what is it too late to change your foot to
00:46:42crabs okay thank you thank you scary story comes to life okay uh yeah what happened to the story
00:46:50again did the zombies take over no no no they all get cured except for the first victim right uh yes
00:46:59who's patient o patient zero dude a term given to the first victim of a major outbreak
00:47:07caller this was the hospital from the story this is the caller that was supposed to be on answer this
00:47:15this remote must control it
00:47:20here take the battery
00:47:23maybe we can get this caller on answer i'll use this remote to shut down
00:47:27okay how do you know that's gonna work we don't even know that's him
00:47:36hey
00:47:41did you hear that the zombie knows his own name big deal so does my dog and he could get your ball with
00:47:46his eyes shut
00:47:47it's so stupid whoa don't start playing all right we need that
00:47:57if you open that door he's just gonna come in here eat our brains okay i'm too hot to die dylan we're
00:48:07just gonna wait here and die right okay i'll put the caller on i can do this this is big brother
00:48:15stuff oh that's so cute no it's not okay just be quiet
00:48:27that doesn't sound like part of the plan maybe the zombie will eat them and leave us
00:48:36Maybe the zombie will eat them and leave us.
00:48:40Good!
00:48:43Dad!
00:48:48Dude, what did you eat from breakfast?
00:48:55What are you doing?
00:48:57I love you, bro!
00:49:02Whoa!
00:49:06Hey, dudes, what's up?
00:49:10Anson?
00:49:11That's what they named me.
00:49:14Cool.
00:49:15This officially just got weirder.
00:49:18Wait.
00:49:20You're okay now, right?
00:49:21I feel good.
00:49:23Dad.
00:49:24But good.
00:49:25Who are you guys?
00:49:26We're counselors at Camp Bushwhacked.
00:49:29Cool!
00:49:30I used to be a counselor at Camp Whispering Lake!
00:49:33So, uh, what do you dudes do for fun?
00:49:38Oh, you know what I haven't done in ages?
00:49:42Breakdancing.
00:49:43Check it.
00:49:44The moonwalk, the sixth step, the backspin.
00:49:46I think I really like this guy.
00:50:02We should bring him back to camp to hang out.
00:50:03Excellent!
00:50:05Edson, I'm just gonna...
00:50:05I'm just gonna have a word.
00:50:08Are you crazy?
00:50:10He's a zombie, Dane.
00:50:11Yeah, a fun breakdancing zombie.
00:50:13It was such a baby.
00:50:14Besides, he's under our control, remember?
00:50:17It'll be fine.
00:50:19Greetings, campers!
00:50:23You're freaking me out!
00:50:25Sorry.
00:50:26It's just that I remember you as the zombie who was chasing us.
00:50:29Like, a minute ago.
00:50:31I get it.
00:50:32So, let's start over.
00:50:34I'm Edson.
00:50:35It's just a hug.
00:50:39Nice to meet you.
00:50:41Okay, well, we're gonna go back to camp.
00:50:43Edson, it was great to meet you.
00:50:45But, uh, you're gonna have to stay here by yourself.
00:50:49Oh.
00:50:51Yeah.
00:50:52Cool.
00:50:53Well, come back and visit.
00:50:55I got the space.
00:50:57This is our secret, guys.
00:51:06No one finds out about this place.
00:51:14This is our secret, guys.
00:51:19Here.
00:51:34Hey, man.
00:51:35Whoa.
00:51:36I mean, uh, hey.
00:51:39What can I do you for?
00:51:40You can give me the cup.
00:51:42I know they hid it here.
00:51:45Whoa.
00:51:45Dude, what's wrong with your skin?
00:51:48You look like a zombie.
00:51:50For all the right reasons.
00:51:53Uh, they already tried the zombie trick on me.
00:51:57So, uh, you're gonna have to try harder.
00:52:04Whoa, stop!
00:52:05Whoa, stop!
00:52:09Did you bring any tuna salad?
00:52:11So now you like tuna salad?
00:52:13I brought up the tuna salad last night.
00:52:15You looked at me like I was offering you dog food.
00:52:17And now I'm looking at you like you should know that tuna salad is a picnic thing.
00:52:23Alice, look at his skin.
00:52:25It's great.
00:52:26So I should just dump him?
00:52:28I'm the girlfriend of the head counselor, Jan.
00:52:30I'm not just going to dump him because he's a little pale.
00:52:33Whatever.
00:52:35Tuna salad is not a picnic thing.
00:52:37The mayo gets warm in the sun, and then everyone putes.
00:52:39That's what happens.
00:52:40Okay, guys, it's those PJs.
00:52:49Let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go.
00:52:51Come on.
00:52:51We have to.
00:52:52Can we just sleep in our clothes?
00:52:54Oh, no!
00:52:55Delroy, can we sleep in our clothes?
00:52:58Sure.
00:52:59Really?
00:52:59Yeah.
00:52:59They can sleep in their clothes, but I bring a pet zombie home and just nothing?
00:53:02Okay, he seems like a great guy, but what are we going to do?
00:53:04Give him a bunk and see if he bites anyone?
00:53:06I don't know.
00:53:07Maybe we can trust him and his electric shock collar, okay?
00:53:09He was just looking for a place to fit in.
00:53:12I totally know how that feels.
00:53:13Me too.
00:53:14Ditto that.
00:53:15All right, look.
00:53:16Next zombie you find, keep.
00:53:18All right?
00:53:24I'm sorry, you're all right?
00:53:25You're all right?
00:53:28Come here, come here, come here.
00:53:31He's got your genius brains.
00:53:34He's so happy.
00:53:38Hold on, I've got you.
00:53:43Everybody stay away from the windows.
00:53:44Come on.
00:53:46Come on.
00:53:46Come on.
00:53:48Get him out.
00:53:54Get him out.
00:53:54Close the door.
00:53:55Close the door.
00:53:59Nice shot, Hollywood.
00:54:01It wasn't him.
00:54:03Twilight?
00:54:04It's not that he didn't want to shoot earlier.
00:54:06Just didn't need to practice.
00:54:07Nice shot.
00:54:18We have to warn everyone.
00:54:22Yeah, they can send the army or something.
00:54:23No, they wouldn't risk contamination.
00:54:25They'd probably make up some cover story and then wipe the silent and us off the face of the earth.
00:54:30How do you know all this?
00:54:32We attended a movie like this once.
00:54:33And two zombies will infect the place pretty quick.
00:54:36Edward Scissorhands is right.
00:54:38Cullen.
00:54:39Huh?
00:54:40Edward Cullen, like in the movie?
00:54:42I didn't.
00:54:43If we don't contain this, things would get bad fast.
00:54:47If broken's a zombie, it means there are probably more.
00:54:50He's right.
00:54:51You guys stay with him.
00:54:52I'll tell the rest.
00:54:53Okay.
00:54:53Oh, and, uh, board up that window.
00:54:55Don't argue him in here.
00:55:04I like him, but he was being a jerk today.
00:55:08He just kept making noises and he kept trying to touch my head.
00:55:12Oh, and he's starting to stink.
00:55:14What do I do?
00:55:15Well, first of all, you tell Wookie that you're not going to put up with his attitude anymore
00:55:19and that your head belongs to you.
00:55:21I mean, he's a good guy.
00:55:23He'll straighten up.
00:55:25As far as the smell goes, yeah, that may linger for a bit.
00:55:30I mean, I was ripe during most of my 20s.
00:55:34Thanks, girl.
00:55:36Can you guys give me some advice?
00:55:38I don't understand.
00:55:39My guys always want the same thing, even though it's actually kind of boring.
00:55:43And there might be something probably amazing standing right next to it that they don't even notice.
00:55:47Like, hello, probably amazing.
00:55:49Yeah, I can't help you with that.
00:55:52But I do have a story.
00:55:54I mean, it's a little strange, but stick with me, okay?
00:55:57It involves a guy named Kral and a girl.
00:55:59No, please, no stories.
00:55:59Sanji and I read a zombie story last night and it came true.
00:56:02And there's a zombie out there right now and it's already been broken.
00:56:04This is not a story fire, dude.
00:56:06This is a share fire.
00:56:08If you have something to share, then go for it.
00:56:11Kral, please.
00:56:12You don't believe me?
00:56:18No one believed me.
00:56:19What now?
00:56:20You hold out here till morning?
00:56:21But we can still sleep in our clothes, right?
00:56:23I don't see anyone.
00:56:33Me neither.
00:56:35Anyone.
00:56:36I'm going to go check outside.
00:56:37Okay.
00:56:38You're not going to offer to come with me?
00:56:41No.
00:56:42What a brother.
00:56:43Uh, I'm not your brother, okay?
00:56:45I'm Sanjay.
00:56:46Gotta stand character.
00:56:47Okay.
00:56:48Go, go, go, go, go.
00:56:49You can do it.
00:56:50Good luck.
00:56:50Come on, let's go.
00:57:12Come on, let's go.
00:57:20Zombies knock?
00:57:22He can't smell my genius brains now.
00:57:25Okay, but calm down.
00:57:26Just calm down, okay?
00:57:28As they were over the door, we'd go all gently on a zombie butt, okay?
00:57:32Okay, one, two, three.
00:57:37Guys, stop, okay?
00:57:41Guys, we're not zombies.
00:57:43What is going on here?
00:57:45It's kind of a long story.
00:57:47Yeah, so possible zombie apocalypse.
00:57:50I think she's mad at you.
00:57:54And this is all your fault.
00:57:56The zombie, my mustache?
00:57:59Brad counselor is great.
00:58:04What's wrong with him?
00:58:07You're scratched?
00:58:08You got scratched last night.
00:58:10Guys, I am fine, okay?
00:58:13You won't be.
00:58:16This boot camp is starting to sound real nice.
00:58:20I will yell at you.
00:58:24You will cry.
00:58:26I will smile at you.
00:58:29That'll make you think we're friends.
00:58:31You will be wrong.
00:58:33I will yell at you.
00:58:37And you will cry.
00:58:43I can't take much more of this, man.
00:58:45Look, over there.
00:58:47You thinking what I'm thinking?
00:58:48I don't know.
00:58:49Just tell me what you're thinking.
00:58:50We get to Camp Bushwhack.
00:58:52And we give the O'Reillys some payback.
00:59:00Okay, so at least two zombies are out there.
00:59:03And Sanjay might turn into one.
00:59:05There's nothing in the rulebook about this.
00:59:07Don't worry.
00:59:08We throw the rulebook.
00:59:09Attention Bushwhackers.
00:59:13Will Delroy Barfield and Sanjay Kumar...
00:59:15Please report to the camp director, Shaq, immediately.
00:59:20That's me.
00:59:21Crawl.
00:59:22Not exactly a zombie apocalypse warning.
00:59:24Maybe it hasn't spread yet.
00:59:25Just try telling him again.
00:59:27I gotta check on the rabbit.
00:59:29But let me know what the plan is, okay?
00:59:30Okay.
00:59:34Can't be that bad if someone's tramp-leaning, right?
00:59:37Okay.
00:59:37Hey, Crawl.
00:59:58Before you start...
01:00:00No, before you start.
01:00:01The good news is I found my phone in the lake.
01:00:04And this whole rice bag trick totally works.
01:00:07Dried it right up.
01:00:09Bad news.
01:00:11Someone named Sergeant Williams from the Bad Behavior Boot Camp called.
01:00:16Ring any bells?
01:00:18Nope.
01:00:18No bells.
01:00:19No bells.
01:00:19Ring.
01:00:19No bells over here.
01:00:20No bells are active.
01:00:21He said he had two campers run away.
01:00:24Two campers who claim to be Sanjay Kumar and Delroy Barfield.
01:00:28Okay, listen.
01:00:30Whatever you heard, it's Dylan's fault.
01:00:34What?
01:00:34Dude.
01:00:37We have a little problem here.
01:00:39Actually, I think we might have a big problem here.
01:00:41Dudes!
01:00:53Zombies!
01:00:54Yeah!
01:00:55I tried to share that at the fire last night.
01:00:59Nobody was listening to me!
01:01:01I tried to...
01:01:02Dang!
01:01:06Stop!
01:01:06Who's going to call Mom and Dad?
01:01:08Yeah!
01:01:09We needed that to call the fairy dude.
01:01:11Yeah, I probably shouldn't have hit the phone.
01:01:13I don't feel good.
01:01:15Those canoes in the dock, you know, maybe we can use those to get help.
01:01:17Okay, all right, all right.
01:01:18We can't need to camp like this.
01:01:21If you go for help, we're never going to get back in time.
01:01:23We're going to have you lose yourselves.
01:01:24I don't want you to be right right now, Dylan, okay?
01:01:25I want you to be wrong.
01:01:26So we can leave here and I keep my unbitten head.
01:01:28But, yeah, you're right.
01:01:31And for me to cure you.
01:01:32Thank you for that, Dylan.
01:01:33Thank you for not letting me go in just a few minutes without reminding me of the fact
01:01:35that I'm going to turn into a mindless pile of dead-eating skin.
01:01:39Hey, look.
01:01:40I won't want that happen to you, okay?
01:01:45Then you get all cuddly.
01:01:47Whatever.
01:01:48Come on, let's go.
01:01:48Come on, let's go.
01:02:06Who is it?
01:02:09Who is it?
01:02:13It's such a dumb one.
01:02:15Open the door.
01:02:16What's the password?
01:02:18You didn't get with the password.
01:02:20Right.
01:02:22Hold on.
01:02:25Open the door.
01:02:25Open the door.
01:02:36They're all over the camp.
01:02:37We have to stop you.
01:02:38Twilight, what do we do?
01:02:39Me?
01:02:39Yeah, you.
01:02:40The base of any operation is intel, and you've read so much more monster books than any of
01:02:44us.
01:02:44Zombies are hard to kill because they're the walking dead already.
01:02:47Your best bet is to whack them on the head.
01:02:49They have an insatiable hunger of human brains.
01:02:51Oh.
01:02:51I'm sorry.
01:02:53But there's usually a cure.
01:02:56Uh, in the story, there's an antidote that cured everyone except Anson.
01:03:00It came from the hospital.
01:03:01Maybe it's still there.
01:03:02Just someone has to go get it.
01:03:03I'll do it.
01:03:05What?
01:03:07You?
01:03:08Yeah.
01:03:09Whoever goes off, they'll have to know how to mix a solution with the right ratios for
01:03:11it to metabolize.
01:03:12Uh-huh.
01:03:14Exactly.
01:03:15I need to make science happen.
01:03:17I'll go, too.
01:03:18I'm fast, and I can keep genius bar spirits up.
01:03:21Look at you chipmunks.
01:03:22You guys are making me so proud.
01:03:25I mean, before you guys were just useless, but now, I mean, look at you.
01:03:29I'm sorry.
01:03:30Here, take these and see how much antidote you can get.
01:03:34We will.
01:03:35Here.
01:03:38Pittsburgh, this is a nice one for you.
01:03:40Genius bar?
01:03:41You, too.
01:03:42Good luck, guys.
01:03:44Be careful.
01:03:55Okay.
01:03:56Okay, guys, I think they're getting hungry.
01:03:58I don't think it's safe out there, Furnace.
01:04:00Hey, kids.
01:04:01I'm tired of fighting.
01:04:02This is the end of cheeseburgers, and I'm going out of kicking and screaming.
01:04:06I am almost eating cheeseburgers like two days ago.
01:04:09You guys hunker down here.
01:04:11We're going to go to the lodge to get some weapons.
01:04:13How are we going to get there?
01:04:14You'll act like zombies.
01:04:15If you're convincing enough, they may leave us alone.
01:04:18I can teach you.
01:04:19My dad's been giving me acting lessons since I was three.
01:04:22Okay.
01:04:24Okay.
01:04:24Okay.
01:04:24Okay.
01:04:24Okay.
01:04:24Okay.
01:04:30Arms more limp.
01:04:31Arms more limp.
01:04:32Imagine the life being gone from you.
01:04:34Eyes lifeless.
01:04:36Empty.
01:04:37Like your soul.
01:04:39Yes, yes.
01:04:40I like the arms, Sanjay.
01:04:41Now pretend you're dead.
01:04:42And commit to it.
01:04:43Make your arms more limp.
01:04:44More limp.
01:04:45Something is super wrong with him.
01:04:47Not anymore.
01:04:49I talked to him and he's going to change.
01:04:51Aren't you, sweetie?
01:04:52Now, how about time for another story?
01:04:55You like the one about the sharks, right?
01:04:57Underneath the lake.
01:04:57Ah!
01:04:58Ah!
01:04:58Ah!
01:04:58Ah!
01:04:58Ah!
01:04:59Ah!
01:04:59Ah!
01:05:00Ah!
01:05:00Ah!
01:05:00Ah!
01:05:01Ah!
01:05:01Ah!
01:05:02Ah!
01:05:03Ah!
01:05:03Ah!
01:05:04Ah!
01:05:05Ah!
01:05:06Ah!
01:05:07Ah!
01:05:08Ah!
01:05:09Ah!
01:05:10Ah!
01:05:11Ah!
01:05:12Ah!
01:05:13Ah!
01:05:14Ah!
01:05:15Ah!
01:05:15Ah!
01:05:26Ah!
01:05:29Dude, what was that?
01:05:30Uh, it's called a zombie impression, and I nailed it.
01:05:35Fucking!
01:05:40Come on!
01:05:41Time!
01:05:42Time!
01:05:43Hey!
01:05:43Sanjay!
01:05:44Sanjay and Delroy!
01:05:45but it's not actually but we're not zombies how do i know you're not a zombie
01:05:51because i'm talking to you okay so what's the plan do we just hold up here as best we can
01:06:02until we die no no we sent two of our guys out for the endstone we're mounting for an attack
01:06:08we need weapons i got this
01:06:11i think we're ready to get this on
01:06:28you guys want to go pick up those tennis balls i used them all up on you
01:06:35heat if i can alter the mixture they don't work on contact we won't have to use needles
01:06:44good needles are scary now hurry up you can't rush science can you accelerate it
01:06:51and where's the zombie story had a jetpack in it it wouldn't have been back by now i just hope this
01:07:15antico works but yeah jetpacks would be so cool where are you two headed in such a hurry
01:07:21it's kind of a long and impossible story
01:07:25um we should get sanji and jenry to tell you
01:07:28that's a good idea
01:07:31this isn't the type of thing you get used to
01:07:40attention disgusting zombies we would like to thank you for choosing our pile of beef jerky
01:07:48for your eating needs
01:07:50no doors to crash through no children to chase
01:07:54nice and easy
01:07:56come and get it
01:07:59they're gonna take the bait
01:08:04no they're ignoring the thing
01:08:11i guess they're just not into jerky anymore
01:08:14full disclosure i'm kind of over jerky too
01:08:17i guess they found something more appetizing
01:08:19what's our plan b guys
01:08:21we have to do
01:08:24yes
01:08:25hey guys
01:08:29we'll talk later
01:08:33we will talk
01:08:34come on chipmunks
01:08:39you want to live for
01:08:40i just really wanted to hit brogan in the face with a paddle
01:09:08all right
01:09:14i gotta go help warn
01:09:15secret weapon time zombie garbage
01:09:34alice
01:09:46jen
01:09:50you look thirsty
01:09:52come on
01:09:56seriously come on
01:09:58come on please
01:10:00please
01:10:04Now, huh?
01:10:17Wait, wait.
01:10:19I got a $500...
01:10:28Get back. Get back.
01:10:34You think we got him?
01:10:46Sanjay, we did it. I guess I can call you Dane now.
01:10:52Dane?
01:10:55Dane?
01:11:01Dane!
01:11:04Dane!
01:11:07Dane!
01:11:10Dane!
01:11:19Dane!
01:11:23Did I just bite you?
01:11:25That would have been so disgusting if I did.
01:11:28For both of us.
01:11:29What's going on?
01:11:35What happened to me?
01:11:37I didn't notice.
01:11:38Yeah!
01:11:40Yeah!
01:11:42Yeah!
01:11:43Yeah!
01:11:44Yeah!
01:11:45Yeah!
01:11:51Okay.
01:11:53I feel like we're gonna get some pretty angry letters from some pretty angry parents.
01:11:56O'Reilly's!
01:11:57We need to talk.
01:11:58O'Reilly's?
01:12:00O'Reilly's?
01:12:01O'Reilly's?
01:12:02O'Reilly's?
01:12:03Yeah, that's probably our bad about the whole boot camp thing.
01:12:05Uh...
01:12:06O'Reilly's?
01:12:07O'Reilly's?
01:12:08Yeah, that's probably our bad about the whole boot camp thing.
01:12:10Uh...
01:12:11Hey, how about we do your laundry for the rest of the summer?
01:12:15That's a good start.
01:12:16O'Reilly's?
01:12:17O'Reilly's?
01:12:18It's answer!
01:12:19Take him down!
01:12:20O'Reilly's?
01:12:21It's not working!
01:12:22O'Reilly's?
01:12:23In the store, the engine will work on everyone except to answer it.
01:12:25Patient zero.
01:12:26Hey, well, what do we do?
01:12:27Uh...
01:12:33Hey, guys.
01:12:34What's going on?
01:12:35I found him in the hospital and fixed it.
01:12:37You know, just in case.
01:12:39O'Reilly's?
01:12:40I guess there's no chance of me getting a counselor job here, huh?
01:12:44Tell you what, dude.
01:12:46Drop me off a resume and I'll give you a call.
01:12:50Bye.
01:12:57Thanks.
01:13:05Good morning, bushwhackers!
01:13:07Left in a little bit today, so you're kind of on your own for breakfast.
01:13:11Also, we have just survived a zombie apocalypse.
01:13:14So, yay us!
01:13:17And a special treat for being alive.
01:13:19We are having a super fun tropical luau this afternoon.
01:13:23I'm looking for some volunteers to pull some pork and pine some apples.
01:13:27But no snacking.
01:13:28Oh, also, before I forget, a new camp policy is that everyone needs to be good at running away from things.
01:13:35So, please report to Instructors Barfield and Kumar for training.
01:13:39I am a zombie!
01:13:40If I catch you, you will be eaten!
01:13:42Your mama will cry!
01:13:44Take it easy!
01:13:46Are you kidding?
01:13:47I'm the nice one!
01:13:48I said crawl for your life!
01:13:50You're not even crawling for your lunch!
01:13:52I swear I'll get you, Sanjay Kumar!
01:13:55Get me?
01:13:56You're gonna get me!
01:13:58You get Sanjay the way you get the flute.
01:14:01I put you on your back, sniffling in your bed!
01:14:10Uh, hey.
01:14:11We thought you should have this.
01:14:13I thought we should call it the chipmunk cup.
01:14:16You went back for it.
01:14:17Yeah, but, uh, you didn't really tell us that you put it in a hole.
01:14:21Yeah, it must have smelled pretty bad.
01:14:23Hilariously bad.
01:14:25Thanks, guys. This is great.
01:14:27You going somewhere?
01:14:28We thought that we'd go find those cheerleaders after dinner.
01:14:30You know, to make sure they're safe.
01:14:32Nice! Let's do it!
01:14:35Are you sure we should be teaching them this?
01:14:36Do you think there's more outdoorsy things they could learn?
01:14:39We're throwing outdoorsy than finding girls with a compass.
01:14:41Makes sense!
01:14:42I'm dealing with him!
01:14:44Yeah, me too!
01:14:46You know, it's like a senior counselor... deal.
01:14:50You're going after cheerleaders?
01:14:51That's it?
01:14:52You fight me and now it's over?
01:14:54Put a leash on me.
01:14:55I'm over him.
01:14:56You're so old.
01:14:57Check out the new counselors.
01:15:00Don't tell me you love dibs on both of them.
01:15:03Yes!
01:15:04See, this is why you're the smart one and I'm just the super pretty one.
01:15:09O'Reilly's!
01:15:10How's our laundry coming along?
01:15:11Fluffed, folded and put away.
01:15:13Nice.
01:15:14You know, you guys are a lot more intimidating now.
01:15:16Really?
01:15:17Thanks, man. I feel more intimidating.
01:15:19Yeah, me too.
01:15:20I could totally go for a scary campfire story.
01:15:22Cool, I could read you one.
01:15:24No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
01:15:26Hey, what are you doing?
01:15:30What was that about?
01:15:31Just throwing in a book of scary stories before we read another zombie into existence.
01:15:35Lauren gets another mustache.
01:15:37So, what it was, it was the book then?
01:15:40Everything in here, when we read it, it comes true.
01:15:42I've said it before and I'll say it again.
01:15:43Books are bad and TV is good, guys.
01:15:48Yeah!
01:15:49You know, I think Kral did mention something about some weird stuff that happened at this camp a long time ago.
01:15:54I wonder if the book was just a part of it.
01:15:56Good thing we never read all the stories out loud.
01:15:58You have to be pretty dumb to do that.
01:16:02Now, how about we read another story?
01:16:04You liked the one about the shark.
01:16:05Yes!
01:16:09Okay, so what do we do?
01:16:11Well, I vote we have an awesome summer because the zombies are gone?
01:16:13Anyone up for that?
01:16:14Me!
01:16:15I agree with Jane.
01:16:17But, you just had a good idea.
01:16:19Yeah.
01:16:20And I voted for it.
01:16:21Mm-hmm.
01:16:22That scares me.
01:16:23Whoo!
01:16:25Ah!
01:16:26Whoo!
01:16:27Let's stay all night
01:16:28I'm gonna do this right
01:16:30Cause we got my head on
01:16:32And no one shuts down
01:16:33We're gonna do this right
01:16:36Yeah!
01:16:37Let's stay all night
01:16:38When everything's right
01:16:40And I never want to go on
01:16:43Ah, ah, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
01:17:18And if the stars fell down, you would have missed them.
01:17:22I could move and paint a picture like I'm Vincent.
01:17:24If the ground caved in, there's no denying we'll be flying around the world tonight.
01:17:29You can call me over right now.
01:17:31Let's see.
01:17:32We'll turn a moment to eternity.
01:17:35Oh, if the Mayans are right, at least we'll have war last night.
01:17:39War last night.
01:17:48Oh, oh, oh, oh.
01:17:51Oh, oh, oh.
01:17:53Oh, oh, oh, oh.