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00:00Come here! Come here! Come here! Come here, Manon!
00:02Come here Manon!
00:02Oh! Come here Manon!
00:07No, there is a beach?
00:11Oh shit !
00:19Little fool!
00:22You're stupid!
00:25I'm cool!
00:28And ciao!
00:29Ok!
00:30Son of the Forest is ready?
00:31Oh fuck!
00:32Oh fuck!
00:33It's the best flight room, let's be honest.
00:45The cutscenes and all that, you have to watch them, man!
00:47Can you hear me, Squeezie?
00:48I'm in the helicopter right now!
00:49Are you in the helicopter?
00:53But what?
00:53But I thought it was a way of the game!
00:55I'm in the helicopter, Squeezie! Where are you?
00:57Are you waiting for me?
00:58I give you 5 out of 5!
01:00I welcome you very well too!
01:01We need to find a certain Edward Puffton!
01:04Do you think he's the creator of the Puff?
01:06Huge !
01:09Second target!
01:10Barbara Puffton!
01:11Surely his wife!
01:12And finally Virginia Puffton!
01:14Surely his daughter!
01:17The connection is getting harder and harder here!
01:20I thank you on your lips!
01:21I thank you on your lips!
01:22I thank you on your lips!
01:23Ah!
01:25Pardon !
01:26Help me! Help me!
01:27I don't receive you!
01:28I don't receive you!
01:29There is a transition error on the communication!
01:31Thank you !
01:32Good !
01:39I don't remember anything anymore!
01:41Except that there are some suitcases that catch my eye!
01:44And hop!
01:48Oh my!
01:49What's wrong with him?
01:50I'm taking care of him!
01:51I'm taking care of him!
01:52Heal him!
01:53But there wasn't that back then, guys!
01:56Oh yes!
01:57He's the NPC!
01:58He's the guy who helps us!
01:59But what's wrong with him?
02:00But wait, who are you?
02:01Ah!
02:03You have one eardrum burst and the other one too!
02:05Ouch ouch ouch ouch!
02:06He listened to Oxys!
02:07Learn the basics of construction!
02:08No problem !
02:09B!
02:10Oh yeah, that was it, damn it!
02:12Hello Kelvin!
02:13Hey tell me I'm old like you!
02:15I'm old like you!
02:16Yeah we're really old man!
02:17Hey man, look there are purple dots on our GPS!
02:19Should we go?
02:21No kidding, what are you singing to me now!
02:23Hey!
02:23Dude, you have to go to the other side of the planet!
02:26I zoomed in with the GPS and realized it was mega far away!
02:29Do you want to see the cave first or not?
02:31There is a cave with us!
02:32But sometimes the cave is too high level!
02:34Come on, let's try it!
02:35Contact! Contact!
02:36Oh !
02:37Triple contact, boss!
02:38Wait! Wait!
02:40Are they human or?
02:41But are they dead or not?
02:42Why are there branches holding them?
02:43But they're dead, bro!
02:44There are branches holding them!
02:45They are dead!
02:46Holy shit, they're our men!
02:48That's not true!
02:50Slingshot! Slingshot!
02:51Slingshot!
02:52Slingshot wesh!
02:53Uh...
02:54They have nothing...
02:57What ?
02:58Damn man! They didn't fix it!
03:00They didn't fix what?
03:01You know those mouse mugs yelling in your ears!
03:03Oh yeah?
03:04Yeah !
03:05Come on, let's go!
03:06Go ahead, I'll watch you!
03:08Oh my god we're going to die!
03:09Wait, no, I don't have a torch!
03:11Chief !
03:12Wait!
03:13Do you have a piece of wood please?
03:15Ah, you want to make a torch, but otherwise you don't have the lighter!
03:21Where are you?
03:22Ah, you're behind!
03:28Dude, there's already oxygen there!
03:30But on the other hand, we can't actually go to the other side!
03:33It's an exit where we are!
03:34Come on, let's go out!
03:37Wait but...
03:38We're being attacked here!
03:39Oh fuck!
03:40Yeah yeah we agree!
03:42We agree!
03:43No, don't attack!
03:44Don't attack!
03:45Don't attack until he attacks!
03:46I'm not attacking! I'm not attacking! I'm not attacking!
03:48Calm !
03:49Calm !
03:50Calm !
03:51Come on, let's get out of here!
03:52Come on, let's get out of here!
03:53Come on, we're leaving this way!
03:54Man I forgot how rustic the game is!
03:58Wait, I hear something!
03:59My GPS!
04:00Ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding!
04:03Oh yeah!
04:05Ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding!
04:09Here !
04:10It's what ?
04:11Oh !
04:12Rope !
04:13Bottle !
04:14Energy bar!
04:15Vodka!
04:16Ah, there are gullies down there, man!
04:18Aren't we going to have to set up camp there before?
04:20Wait, did you see people?
04:22Yeah, there's a guy just...
04:24Well there, at the tree, there.
04:26Well, man, I came down!
04:28Well, there's a guy at the tree, there, look. There's a guy there, there's a guy!
04:30Cut, cut, cut, cut the rope!
04:32Cut the rope, Squeezie, cut the rope!
04:34Ah, okay, well done!
04:38Well, yeah! Well done, well done, go on, get down!
04:40Well done, I'm coming!
04:42Fuck, I don't see anything in the game.
04:44The guy has a flashlight, but it has batteries, did you see?
04:46Well, we've got batteries, man! That flashlight is really light.
04:48Do you want to continue with the other one?
04:50Wait, man, this is it, I'm starting to like it.
04:52Because I have flashes of things.
04:54Oh yeah, yeah, that's it, that's it, we remember.
04:56And yeah, there you go!
04:58But there, on the other hand, at night, man, it's ultra violent,
05:00like we can't see anything! Yeah, it's really violent, yeah.
05:02I see light ahead?
05:04Yeah, uh...
05:06There are people, there are people, there are people, there are people!
05:08Get out, get out, get out, get out!
05:10But you have to go through the pre-bus! Well, get out of here! Leave them!
05:12Oh fucking shit! Oh fucking shit!
05:14Oh fuck! Oh fuck!
05:16Yeah, I'm following you, I'm following you. No, that's fine!
05:18Oh fuck, there's another side, man.
05:20No, bro, the best thing is that we sleep here.
05:22No, the best thing is that we sleep. There's a giga camp with a giga Terminator.
05:24There's a brother, look how we're dressed!
05:26But what?
05:28No, not the room... But am I hallucinating or...
05:30No, no, no!
05:32Get out, get out! Ah, she was the chief's wife!
05:34What? I have a lot more stamina, though, eh!
05:36He attacks you, he attacks you, he attacks you!
05:38He attacks you, he attacks you, he attacks you, he attacks you!
05:40A little to the left, slide, a little to the left.
05:42The guy is going to kill you, oh fuck!
05:44The guy will kill you!
05:46Why don't we sleep? That way, we wake up, it's daylight, we're comfortable, it takes two seconds to make a shelter.
05:48But we're going to get molested while we're sleeping here, there!
05:50What are you crazy about?
05:52We're almost there!
05:54Let's sleep! Come on, I'm making camp, I've had enough!
05:57Go ahead, make camp on the guy's coffin!
06:00A tent is a tarpaulin and a piece of fabric. It's not that complicated!
06:03But without the torch, we see so much better!
06:06And then, a stick!
06:09A stick!
06:11Beautiful, go for it!
06:15Hop there!
06:16Go ahead, save!
06:18Come on, I'm saving!
06:19Come on, let's sleep!
06:20It's saved!
06:22And now we sleep!
06:23And there we go to the last GPS point, is that it?
06:28Do you see that thing over there? That's the emergency noise, right there, we can see it!
06:30No !
06:31Ah, he's far away! Go on, go!
06:33Oh my God !
06:34There are birds floating there, man!
06:36Wait, we're swimming fast!
06:38We're not going to get smashed by a shark?
06:40Yeah, I think so, man!
06:41But no, there's no shark, look, we've arrived!
06:43There's nothing at all, guys, you're confused!
06:45It's another game, I think!
06:46I swear, I'm pop right now!
06:48There isn't, I tell you!
06:49How do we get in there?
06:50Let's get in there!
06:51Ah, it's there, it's there, it's on my side!
06:53Hey, there are seagulls over there!
06:54Let's grab some feathers!
06:56SO...
06:57There are flares, there is a pack...
07:00Oh !
07:01There's a way to enjoy yourself there, too!
07:02Already ?
07:03But bro!
07:04Oh, wow!
07:05This is crazy!
07:07It's guns, man!
07:08Dude, look in the water!
07:09Look in the water!
07:10No !
07:12Oh, man!
07:13Oh no, man!
07:15You can chase him away!
07:16100%!
07:17How do you make the spear?
07:18First of all, I'm going to chase these bastards away!
07:20There's another one coming, there!
07:22He was a nose hunter, actually!
07:24The problem is the shark, bro!
07:25The problem is the shark!
07:26He's here, he's here, he's here!
07:27Yeah !
07:28What do you want? Go ahead!
07:29Is he dead?
07:30Is he dead?
07:31No !
07:32He's gone!
07:33He's gone!
07:34Go on, go!
07:35Go! Let's get out of here! Enjoy!
07:39What were you expecting?
07:40I'm terrified!
07:41Oh, tell me, IRL, bro!
07:42You really can't do anything!
07:44Like, IRL, you really, really want to do it!
07:46Oh yeah, yeah!
07:47You're really built like a rass!
07:48There, bro, we're swimming at the speed of light, man!
07:51He's behind!
07:52No, he's not behind!
07:54No, no, he's not here, guys!
07:55He's behind you!
07:56He's behind you, man!
07:57No !
07:58I just saw it!
07:59He's behind you!
08:00No, absolutely not!
08:01It's abusive, however, to want to put pressure on me like that!
08:05So, man, just...
08:08I'm telling you...
08:09I think, bro, we're in a warm cave!
08:12Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's...
08:13OK!
08:14On the other hand, bro, I even think it's the shovel cave, man!
08:17No !
08:18No !
08:19Already !
08:20Here I remember well, man!
08:21Over there, you have...
08:22Wait!
08:23Man, I have a kissing memory, bro!
08:24Wait, because I think I can make myself some back armor!
08:27Wait, wait, two seconds!
08:29They're definitely going to attack us, man!
08:31Forget the armor, eh!
08:32It's no use, bro!
08:33I am here !
08:36Wow !
08:37Yeah, there are some there!
08:38There are some there, on the left!
08:39First of all, what I suggest is that you give them big arrows!
08:42I have four arrows!
08:43But wait, wait, man!
08:44Maybe they're not attacking us, so...
08:45Oh yeah?
08:47Oh yeah, come on hold!
08:48There are medics here!
08:49Uh, I'm getting attacked, I'm getting attacked!
08:50Drop in !
08:51Okay, come on, come upstairs!
08:52Exterminate the brothers!
08:53Let's go back!
08:54He...
08:55I'm dead!
08:56Did he exterminate you?
08:57I'm dead, all shot!
08:58Two...
08:59A...
09:00Farewell !
09:02Wait, do I need to find my backpack?
09:04Ah, there he is!
09:05Oh no, your bag isn't here!
09:06Brother, listen to me carefully!
09:08I got everything back, I respawned with everything I had!
09:10Okay, I'm getting there, I'm getting there!
09:12I'm getting there!
09:13There are so many of them!
09:14Are you dead? What are you like?
09:15The thing is, you should hit them with a bow, I think, but...
09:17Where are they, please?
09:19All around me, there, everywhere!
09:26Okay, two dead!
09:28But what is it? It's a tank, bro, what's wrong with it?
09:30He has a smarmy side!
09:31What the hell is this?
09:32Spicy side!
09:33Wait!
09:37Stop it!
09:39But they have a life!
09:40A life of life, man!
09:41But yeah, man, it's...
09:42I didn't stop!
09:44Plus, my spear, man, it does zero damage!
09:49When I pick up the arrows, he's dead, man!
09:50Finally !
09:51Fuck!
09:52Wow!
09:53Look at this shit!
09:54Did you respawn right there?
09:55Yeah !
09:56Oh fuck, send...
09:57Send her to hell!
09:58Wait, you don't want me to put my grenade in him?
10:00Don't worry, that will be enough.
10:02So !
10:04Ok!
10:05Grenade is stronger than sticky bomb!
10:07And so, we can pass!
10:08Okay, that's it, that's the way!
10:09Gorgeous !
10:11I didn't help you much!
10:12Don't worry, don't worry!
10:13Oh fuck, no!
10:15Oh, what's that, is that a duet?
10:17It's you and me!
10:18My lamp has no more battery!
10:19My lamp has no more battery!
10:20Brother, I gave him a head...
10:21Well, you see, it launches a rather...
10:23pretty bad!
10:25But man, I only gave him headshots!
10:27With her little ass!
10:28I gave him 20 falls, brother!
10:38But, bro, they're too strong on hard mode!
10:45I'm out of bullets, I'm out of bullets!
10:46Don't help me, especially, it's important that you don't help me!
10:48Don't worry!
10:50A dead man?
10:51Pardon !
10:52No, it's fine!
10:55No, he's not dead!
10:56Don't stay around!
10:57Don't stay around!
11:02But, man!
11:04No, I wanted to take back my arrows!
11:10Wait...
11:11Oh fuck, man!
11:12I fell back!
11:13I fell back!
11:17Alright, man!
11:18Dude !
11:19We're going to stop being stupid!
11:20We have the strongest item in the game,
11:21which is also one of the easiest to craft!
11:22Get out of here!
11:23Get out of here, bro!
11:24Get out of here!
11:25Get out of here, bro!
11:26Get out of here, bro!
11:28Well done!
11:29But otherwise, we don't have to kill you!
11:30He's following you all the way!
11:31He's following you all the way!
11:32He's dead, he's dead!
11:33I'm switching to the electric baton, bro!
11:34But I don't feel like it electrocutes!
11:36Attention, attention!
11:42How did you get electrocuted?
11:43You gotta keep your foot down, man!
11:49Ah, that's basically it!
11:50And then, your friend with the gun,
11:51it explodes!
11:52He headshots him!
11:53And there you beat them up!
11:54Bro!
11:57Ah, but that's it!
11:58Ah, but that's incredible!
12:00Ah, but that's incredible!
12:01That's meta, bro!
12:02This is amazing!
12:03I make lots of sticky bombs!
12:04What are you telling me?
12:05I put it in his ass, bro!
12:07Oh !
12:08Damn, it doesn't work on him!
12:09Dude, it doesn't work on him!
12:10It wakes him up, it wakes him up, it wakes him up!
12:12I'm taking out a molo, don't move!
12:13I'm leaving, I'm leaving, I'm leaving!
12:14I'm taking out a molo!
12:15I'm lighting it up!
12:17There's a second one behind!
12:20I'm turning on the third molo!
12:24He's dead, he's dead, he's dead!
12:26There's a guy there, there's a guy!
12:28Okay, he's dead!
12:29Preo, the bow is too strong!
12:30Well, yeah!
12:31Okay, okay, okay!
12:32Dude, come here!
12:33NOW !
12:35Oh wow!
12:36We have the shooting gun here!
12:37Oh damn, that's perfect!
12:38And I think we need to...
12:39There is no need to use it...
12:40But you know, there...
12:41Don't take the shot!
12:42Don't take the shot there!
12:43There, if you take the shot, in fact, you know, you remember, it's the exit we had at the beginning...
12:46No, it's not the same place as before, I'm telling you!
12:48No, it's not the same place as before, I'm telling you!
12:49It's not the same place, it just looks similar!
12:50Yeah !
12:51That's it!
12:52Well, it's day!
12:53Well, we're good!
12:54Perfect!
12:55And I said the Deltaplan!
12:57Ah, but that's the logo, then!
13:00Ah, but there, there, there, there, there!
13:02Oh man!
13:03Wait, did we really miss something up there?
13:04There !
13:05But are you serious, did we miss that?
13:07Yeah !
13:08But we are really too blind!
13:09Are we going to the cave, by the lake, over there, or not?
13:11Yeah, yeah, yeah!
13:12Wait, wait, man, come join me this email!
13:17Well, that's it, man!
13:19Guys, don't turn off the screens, guys!
13:21Turn off the screens, guys, and live your dream!
13:25Oh fuck, wait, but I'm lost in the woods, man!
13:27But this is really a failure, what the hell is this?
13:30Go ahead, I'm watching you!
13:31Go for it, I'm watching you!
13:32No, go ahead, I'm watching you!
13:34Go ahead, I'm watching you!
13:35Go ahead, I'm watching you!
13:36Quick, you're going to catch a cold, hurry, I'm watching you!
13:37Oh no, I can't catch a cold!
13:43See you at the lake, see you at the lake, man!
13:46You'll see a house on the lake!
13:49I'm digging in!
13:53I loved what I saw!
13:54I hope my experience goes just as well!
13:56Wow!
13:58But it's huge!
13:59But wait, did you do it?
14:00Well yeah!
14:01I'm freezing!
14:04My ass is freezing!
14:07Don't die, don't die, don't die!
14:09Oh !
14:11How do we meet again, old friend?
14:13Okay, let's do the cave, it's right next door!
14:15Wow!
14:16Dude !
14:17What's up?
14:18But there's electricity there, right?
14:19What's this story about?
14:21Come on, go, get down!
14:27Wait, wait, wait!
14:28Are they people? Are they people or not?
14:31Because if it's people, bro, we can give them the cold shoulder right away, right?
14:38Uh, man?
14:39Am I going to lose my cool?
14:40No, no, but they're frozen, like!
14:41What the hell is this?
14:43Dude, I picked something up, and I got question marks like, I don't know what it is!
14:54Ah, but that's one of the six items, man!
14:56There are six objects, and he said he split all six objects, and then they all blew it up!
15:02So, basically, we need to find all six items, man!
15:06But no, there are just ruffles!
15:07Yes, yes, yes, what is that?
15:09What is it, what?
15:10Knight collected?
15:11Brother ?
15:13Come here, come here, come here, come here, come here, come here, Manon!
15:15Oh, come here, Manon!
15:16Oh, come here, Manon!
15:21Go pick it up, go pick it up!
15:22But here it is, man, what we need is exceptional!
15:27But man, it's faster than a golf cart, right?
15:29Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah!
15:30Wow!
15:31Except that there, we don't have the recharge, I think!
15:32I'm bombing, eh, I tell you!
15:33Oh yeah, but there's water there, man!
15:36No, there is a beach!
15:37Oh shit !
15:43Ah, that's good, we do things, eh!
15:49Yeah, I'm going with the stick!
15:50There's a camera, man, a GoPro!
15:51There are trash cans, we can't finish!
15:53Oh, there's a dead guy!
15:54What did he die of?
15:55Non-Believer!
15:56Ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch!
15:58There is not even a doubt!
16:01Next time, it's over!
16:02It was clearly a cult, eh!
16:03They arrived here!
16:04Yeah, they got there!
16:05And...
16:06Bad lease!
16:07Bad place to go!
16:08Yeah, man, I'm not you, but you're gonna have to commit to sleeping!
16:12Well, look!
16:13Ah, you're going into the ravine!
16:14Come on, come on, come on, come on, I did something, like that, we know!
16:17With his spear!
16:18I'll stop there, guys!
16:19I'm at the end of my rope, tomorrow I'm getting up early!
16:20Kisses, team!
16:21Kisses, team!
16:51Yes, bye!