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  • 5/28/2025
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00:00As far as the Knicks and the Pacers, they'll play game five tomorrow night
00:03in New York City at the world's most famous.
00:07This is minus five for the Knicks right now.
00:10222 and a half the total.
00:12Five.
00:15I mean, listen, honestly, there's no way they cover.
00:20There's no way.
00:21They'll be lucky they win.
00:24I mean, they will be literally lucky if they win.
00:28Now, enough already.
00:30Like, I'm a gigantic Knicks fan, and you never hear me bragging about the Knicks.
00:37All I ever say is it's been 30 years of suffering with this team.
00:41There is no, you know, like I heard all these guys,
00:45oh, New York automatic game four, going home to game five.
00:49Can I have a 3-2 lead?
00:50That's all I heard from everyone opening.
00:53All these guys that played in the NBA said it.
00:55All these guys making hundreds of millions of dollars say it,
00:59and they're always wrong.
01:00They couldn't pick their nose in a traffic jam.
01:04I took the Pacers.
01:05Took the Pacers win the series.
01:06Took the Pacers last night.
01:07I'll take the Pacers on Thursday night, tomorrow night.
01:11Like, what am I, stupid?
01:13Like, the Knicks home court advantage.
01:15They have a home court disadvantage.
01:18Because they, I mean, they all want to have sex with Timothee Chameleon.
01:22I mean, I don't know.
01:23They showed that guy more than they showed a game.
01:25Like, honestly, they can't even win in their building.
01:29The world's most famous place to lose.
01:31That's what they should call it.
01:33Everyone, have you ever noticed?
01:35Honestly, am I wrong?
01:36Am I, tell me I'm wrong, Carver.
01:38Everyone comes there to go off on them.
01:41It doesn't matter if it's the Rangers or the Knicks.
01:43It's just people, LeBron, Kobe.
01:46Who didn't, like, show up there to go off on them?
01:50And then they try to sell me all this Spike Lee and Clyde Frazier nonsense.
01:54Like, there's some kind of good luck charms.
01:57They're voodoo.
01:59They're voodoo.
02:01That's what they are.
02:02That Spike Lee is bad luck.
02:04Trust me when I tell you.
02:05They even put him on the front page of the newspaper after they win a game.
02:08Like, he has something to do with it.
02:10Like, there's something wrong with these people.
02:12They're demented.
02:13They're demented.
02:14They have no advantage.
02:15They suck.
02:16They've sucked for 30 years.
02:18They're not winning Jack Shaq.
02:21I thought he was done as the number one super fan of the Knicks.
02:25I thought that he had been replaced by that, I don't even know that dude's name,
02:30the dude that keeps sitting next to Ben Stiller and the other guy that show up everywhere.
02:33I guess he's a big actor now.
02:35Tracy Morgan, the guy that vomits.
02:36Timothy.
02:37No, the Timothy whatever his name is.
02:39Yeah, that guy.
02:40That guy's every.
02:41He's now the number one Knicks super fan.
02:43That guy's everywhere.
02:44They show him walking in the road games, home games.
02:47That guy is everywhere.
02:49I don't know where.
02:50Is he an actor?
02:51I got this.
02:51He's that famous actor.
02:53The life that I live now.
02:55I have no clue.
02:58There's a guy, Bob Dylan he played, and that was actually a really good movie.
03:04He's a really great actor, but I don't care.
03:06I'm sure he is.
03:08I don't care.
03:09I don't care.
03:10I haven't seen any of them.
03:11Like, congratulations.
03:12Greatest actor ever.
03:13My wife wants to sleep with him.
03:15Everyone wants to sleep with him.
03:16The Knicks want to sleep with him.
03:18I don't care.
03:19I'm trying to win games here and win bets.
03:23I don't care about anything else.
03:24I really don't.
03:25I love movies.
03:26I don't care.

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