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00:00:00Another year already

00:00:28How you hoped that it would come

00:00:31All the days and weeks unfolding

00:00:33As we buttoned up our coats

00:00:36Had it all but what's a home

00:00:38Another place you've never gone

00:00:41Another space nobody knows

00:00:43The things you do when you're alone

00:00:46And I'm alone and you're alone again this year

00:00:50I'm alone and you're alone again this year

00:00:58Still left to say I've got phrases

00:01:01I've got phrases there

00:01:02Still left to say I've got phrases

00:01:06I've got phrases anyway

00:01:08Anyway

00:01:13Do you miss me when I'm not around

00:01:21Cause you don't see me when I'm here

00:01:23I'm like a ghost of myself already

00:01:25If I could it would disappear

00:01:28But I'm still here

00:01:29I just don't care

00:01:30Well I'm still here

00:01:32Cause everything is still left to say

00:01:36I've got phrases

00:01:37I've got phrases

00:01:39Is there everything still left to say

00:01:41I've got phrases

00:01:42I've got phrases to reflect

00:01:45Art is supposed to be subjective

00:02:10But King Pun's art is subjectively good

00:02:14While mine is objectively

00:02:15Struggling

00:02:17And at the worst time possible

00:02:19Right now I need to be on my A-game

00:02:21To get into the CalArts summer program

00:02:23A.K.A. my dream school

00:02:26Through your medium of choice

00:02:28Show us your happiest moment

00:02:29Are you fucking kidding me?

00:02:31What a vague bullshit prompt

00:02:33A vague bullshit prompt

00:02:34That will determine if I have a shot in hell

00:02:36At getting into one of the most competitive schools

00:02:38In the country

00:02:39Which will determine if I have a future in art

00:02:41At all

00:02:42No pressure though

00:02:43So how do I answer this impossible question?

00:02:47Huh

00:02:47What if my happiest moment

00:02:49Was when I came out to my mom?

00:02:51Okay

00:02:51Now

00:02:52Turn it to the right

00:02:54Also

00:02:55I think I'm gay

00:02:56Actually I know I am

00:02:58Ew

00:02:59Barbara from next door is gay

00:03:01Oh

00:03:01Kay

00:03:02Sorry

00:03:02My first instinct was to name other gay people we know

00:03:05Honey I'm so happy for you

00:03:07She's always been supportive

00:03:08Paige

00:03:09Paige

00:03:10Come on

00:03:11No edibles before school

00:03:12We've talked about this

00:03:13Dylan's almost here

00:03:13You're gonna be late

00:03:14What if I just skipped the rest of junior year

00:03:16And went right to CalArts

00:03:18Well you could

00:03:19But then

00:03:20You wouldn't get a lot of cool free swag from me

00:03:23I'm already scared

00:03:25I can't wait

00:03:25Look

00:03:26Glow in the dark dental dams

00:03:28They make your post kind of glow

00:03:30It's so pretty

00:03:31It's just a soft glow

00:03:32Mom

00:03:33When I was a teenager

00:03:34We used to use glow in the dark condoms

00:03:36It really added a touch of whimsy

00:03:37To an otherwise fraught situation

00:03:39We don't use those

00:03:40We?

00:03:42Finally

00:03:43Oh my gosh

00:03:45Paige

00:03:45Is it Colleen from next door?

00:03:47Because she's so tall

00:03:48I like that

00:03:49Statuesque

00:03:50It's not anybody

00:03:51Because we

00:03:52The queer community

00:03:54We don't use those

00:03:55So

00:03:55Just

00:03:56Vibrators?

00:03:57Isn't that a little limiting?

00:03:59Probably

00:03:59Okay

00:04:00I'm gonna put him here

00:04:01Because I feel like

00:04:02You're gonna change your mind

00:04:03But if not

00:04:04Let me know

00:04:04Because I have the receipt

00:04:05Okay

00:04:05Maybe she's a little

00:04:06Too supportive

00:04:07And that would be

00:04:09My best friend Dylan

00:04:10He's kind of like

00:04:12My platonic soulmate

00:04:13I've always been able

00:04:17To share anything with him

00:04:17Actually

00:04:20Maybe that was

00:04:21My happiest moment

00:04:22So

00:04:22I like girls

00:04:25Me too

00:04:26I still share everything with him

00:04:28Even a Spotify account

00:04:30I know

00:04:30Spotify inform me

00:04:32You live in the 50 bridges

00:04:33For 8 hours straight

00:04:34Left fire

00:04:34Which is concerning

00:04:35Because she only has 2 albums

00:04:37Are you okay?

00:04:39Sad lesbian music

00:04:40Is an integral part

00:04:41Of my identity

00:04:42So I'm assuming

00:04:43That the application

00:04:44Is not going well

00:04:45Just

00:04:46Can't figure out

00:04:47What to send in

00:04:47I know that colleges

00:04:49Love a good coming out story

00:04:50Please don't do that

00:04:51You'd be like

00:04:52The billionth gay person

00:04:53How about you

00:04:54Draw my presidential portrait?

00:04:55Hmm

00:04:56That's a cute idea

00:04:58Dylan

00:04:58It's good, isn't it?

00:04:58But your political ambitions

00:05:00They aren't my happiest moment

00:05:02You know what I mean?

00:05:04You think that your crush

00:05:05On Gabriella Campos

00:05:06Is Cal art worthy?

00:05:07What?

00:05:09Unrequited love

00:05:09Is the source

00:05:10Of a lot of great art

00:05:11And there's nothing

00:05:12More unrequited

00:05:13Than my crush

00:05:14On Gabriella Campos

00:05:16That's not Gabby

00:05:18That's her sister

00:05:20AJ

00:05:20Alright kids

00:05:25Time for this week's

00:05:26Take home project

00:05:27Find a partner

00:05:28Want to be my partner?

00:05:30That is Gabby

00:05:31Sure

00:05:31Now I want to see you

00:05:33Share responsibilities

00:05:34Like real parents would

00:05:36What should we name it?

00:05:38How about

00:05:39Lentil?

00:05:41Lentil the egg

00:05:42So dumb

00:05:43I love it

00:05:46Hi lentil

00:05:48Your moms love you very much

00:05:50She's kind of the first girl

00:05:54Who made me feel like

00:05:55Life could be as good as art

00:05:56You know?

00:06:02No

00:06:02I'm not gonna let you

00:06:03Spend all of high school

00:06:04Pining over some girl

00:06:05Who doesn't give you

00:06:06The time of day

00:06:06You know I don't want

00:06:08To serve my power

00:06:08As class president

00:06:09But I'm going to have to

00:06:10If this keeps up

00:06:11Stacy is going to win

00:06:12Also

00:06:13You do know that

00:06:14As class president

00:06:15You don't have any

00:06:16Actual power right?

00:06:17That is a sad way

00:06:18Look at it on her seat

00:06:19Holy shit

00:06:36You like?

00:06:37Save water

00:06:37Shower together

00:06:38That looks so hot

00:06:40Damn Stacy's also really hot

00:06:42Great job with these

00:06:44By the way

00:06:44Thank you

00:06:45Though I do feel like

00:06:45You spent a little bit more time

00:06:46In Stacy's

00:06:47Nope

00:06:48I told you guys

00:06:49I'm Switzerland

00:06:49Oh

00:06:50Shit

00:06:51They are also

00:06:52A little bit

00:06:53Wet

00:06:53Thanks for telling me that

00:06:55After I pick it up

00:06:56And yeah

00:06:57I'll just close the

00:06:58Okay no

00:06:59Anyway

00:07:00As I was saying

00:07:01As your future class president

00:07:03I think it's time

00:07:04For you to move on

00:07:05From Gabriela

00:07:05It's too predictable

00:07:06To go for the most popular

00:07:07Girl in school

00:07:08Great

00:07:10Right on cue

00:07:10All of them

00:07:11All of them

00:07:11I want it all

00:07:12Gimme all of that

00:07:12All of them

00:07:13Gimme gimme gimme all of them

00:07:14All of them

00:07:15I want it all

00:07:16Gimme all of that

00:07:16All of them

00:07:17Gimme gimme gimme gimme gimme all of them

00:07:18She in slow motion again

00:07:19Yeah

00:07:19Music playing in the background

00:07:21Mm-hmm

00:07:21Funny feeling down there

00:07:22Naturally

00:07:23You are a lost cause

00:07:24Ay que joder

00:07:25Heads up

00:07:28My bad

00:07:29Yeah

00:07:30Let's go

00:07:32Vamos

00:07:33Yeah

00:07:33Uh-uh

00:07:34Shut the hell up

00:07:37Starting the week strong

00:07:39With the new Kingpun mural

00:07:40You know everyone's still thinking

00:07:41It's you right

00:07:42Well little do they know

00:07:43My rage anxiety

00:07:44Would never let me

00:07:45Defeat school property

00:07:46Whoa

00:07:47Could you please

00:07:48Not waste water

00:07:48And undermine my political platform

00:07:50Thank you

00:07:51Oh Kingpun did it again

00:07:52Check it out

00:07:53I kind of think that this one's good

00:07:54I think it's kind of corny

00:07:56Well I think that you can't draw for shit

00:07:58And I think that they're actually talented

00:08:00No you're so funny

00:08:02Okay everyone away from the vandalization

00:08:06Oh god here we go

00:08:07If any of you have any information

00:08:09As my mother used to say

00:08:11Snitches get riches

00:08:13Have you ever seen him smile?

00:08:14Once

00:08:15What a fire drill

00:08:16He loved the chaos of it

00:08:18Hey nice mural Paige

00:08:20Tim

00:08:20Oh I love this little bit

00:08:22That we've got going

00:08:23But it's not me

00:08:25Oh sure Paige

00:08:26Sure it's him

00:08:27No it's definitely her

00:08:30Toy

00:08:30Hey Kingpun thinks

00:08:32She's not Kingpun

00:08:33Kingpun is who you should date

00:08:44Unless it's a dude

00:08:45Or unless it's you

00:08:46Cause then you'd just be dating yourself

00:08:47And that would be weird

00:08:48You have no idea

00:08:51How hard it is out here

00:08:52For your everyday gay doing

00:08:53Stop making excuses

00:08:55You've been in a relationship

00:08:56Since the first day of middle school

00:08:57Also

00:08:58This semester

00:08:59I'm gonna make my move

00:09:00Oh yeah

00:09:00Same one time they made a move

00:09:01Uh there was that server

00:09:03At Cheesecake Factory

00:09:04That gave me extra brown bread

00:09:05It was her job

00:09:05It was sexual

00:09:07Hey Stacey

00:09:07Hey you

00:09:08Did you turn your class president

00:09:11Up in yet?

00:09:12You know I love some competition

00:09:13Oh you know what happened

00:09:14This deadline since the 5th grade

00:09:16And that was only because

00:09:17I had severe chickenpox

00:09:19It was the worst case

00:09:20They'd ever seen

00:09:21Wow

00:09:22How is this allowed in school?

00:09:24Mmm

00:09:25God I love it when you're the best at things

00:09:28Oh are you?

00:09:28Mmm

00:09:29Mmm

00:09:30Mmm

00:09:31You guys are so straight

00:09:32It's almost gay

00:09:33Mmm

00:09:34Do you guys want to come over after school

00:09:36And take edibles

00:09:37And watch track?

00:09:38So you can convince yourself

00:09:39That a CBD dog tree

00:09:40Made you high again?

00:09:41Yeah

00:09:41No thank you

00:09:42Plus after school we can't

00:09:44We have track tryouts

00:09:45Ugh

00:09:45Why would you sweat

00:09:46When you don't have to?

00:09:47Well you know Paige

00:09:48Some people actually enjoy

00:09:49Physical activity

00:09:50Shocking

00:09:50I know

00:09:51Will you help me make one of these?

00:09:52Sure

00:09:53And me some of these?

00:09:54The impending water wars

00:09:55Depend on my win

00:09:56Not that I took the high road

00:09:57While taking down the establishment

00:09:58That is so fun

00:10:00You can't help me take that

00:10:01Oh

00:10:01No

00:10:02Okay no

00:10:03No

00:10:04No no no no

00:10:04Okay no

00:10:06There are plenty of other queer options

00:10:07For you to date at this school

00:10:08Please

00:10:09Like who?

00:10:10Yeah Paige

00:10:11What about Chantelle?

00:10:12I mean she's like a cool

00:10:13Wiccan lesbian

00:10:15Hell no

00:10:16She's tried to put a love spell on me

00:10:17At least six times

00:10:18If I'm gonna date a witch

00:10:19She has to be a talented one

00:10:20Okay

00:10:21True

00:10:22True

00:10:23How about

00:10:24Oh

00:10:24How about

00:10:25Her buildings?

00:10:27No

00:10:27She's a horse gay

00:10:28Alright

00:10:29That's a little redacted

00:10:31Stacy's just mad

00:10:32Because she spent a summer

00:10:32On a question camp

00:10:33What about Aya?

00:10:36No wait

00:10:37I definitely don't have

00:10:39Enough followers to date them

00:10:40Plus they're on and off

00:10:42With Gabby

00:10:42Every other week

00:10:43Okay

00:10:44True

00:10:44Hey what about Amy?

00:10:46Amy?

00:10:47Yeah right

00:10:47Gateway gay

00:10:48She's fingered every girl

00:10:49On the school

00:10:50So what?

00:10:51I'm sure she's washed her hands

00:10:52Wait duh

00:10:54What about Aya?

00:10:55Why would I ever do that

00:10:56That's literally Gabby's sister

00:10:57Also is she even queer?

00:10:59Yeah she's bi

00:11:00And she's mysterious as hell

00:11:02Yeah

00:11:02Aya actually came out

00:11:03Way before Gabs

00:11:04But Gabs just dates more

00:11:06So everybody forgets

00:11:07That Aya's queer too

00:11:08Talk about bi erasure

00:11:09Gabby

00:11:11Hey Miss President

00:11:12Hey

00:11:13Excuse you

00:11:13Anyway question

00:11:14Do you have the sign up sheets

00:11:15For track tryouts today?

00:11:16I sure do

00:11:18Let me get that for you

00:11:19Hey

00:11:20Here you are

00:11:23Thank you

00:11:24Oh Gabby

00:11:25You know Patriot

00:11:26Um yeah

00:11:27Your locker is a site

00:11:30For sore eyes

00:11:31Um thanks

00:11:34Are you coming out today?

00:11:36I've actually

00:11:37I've been out for a really long time

00:11:38I'm extremely gay

00:11:39Oh

00:11:39I was actually talking about

00:11:41Track tryouts

00:11:42Right

00:11:44Yeah I'm gonna see you there

00:11:46I'm gonna

00:11:47Go on the track

00:11:48Yeah right

00:11:50The last time Paige ran

00:11:51She was fleeing from a bee

00:11:52It was hilarious

00:11:53It's on YouTube

00:11:53I watch it whenever I'm depressed

00:11:55No it's not

00:11:57Well I should run

00:11:58But maybe I'll see you later

00:11:59Bye Gabby

00:12:00Bye Gabby

00:12:01So long

00:12:01Vote for Dylan babe

00:12:03No

00:12:03She's not gonna vote for you

00:12:05Stop staring without consent please

00:12:07It's horrifying

00:12:08Really

00:12:10You

00:12:10Track tryouts

00:12:11Yeah that's

00:12:13That's it

00:12:14That's how we're gonna fall in love

00:12:16I think you and Gabriela

00:12:17Would be disgustingly cute together

00:12:18And I think that if it were going to happen

00:12:21It would have happened already

00:12:22You can't force these things

00:12:23Babe I love you

00:12:24But you're so wrong

00:12:25How many copies do you guys need?

00:12:28One thousand

00:12:28Two thousand

00:12:29Four thousand

00:12:30Five thousand

00:12:31Six thousand

00:12:31Gotcha

00:12:32Evans I knew it was you

00:12:34Principal's office

00:12:35Now

00:12:35Go

00:12:36Oh crap

00:12:37I forgot my cleats

00:12:38Can you help me

00:12:39Turn off the light

00:12:40Shut the door

00:12:42Okay actually leave it open

00:12:45I assume you know why you're here

00:12:48Am I in trouble or something?

00:12:50We are so done with your games now Evans

00:12:53Okay take it down Dexter Morgan

00:12:55You're not a detective

00:12:55And this is not a cop show

00:12:56Paige

00:12:57We know that you are king pun

00:13:00Okay

00:13:01And it's not that the artwork isn't great

00:13:02It's really good

00:13:03But all the pictures

00:13:05And the painting

00:13:06All over the school last semester

00:13:07And not to mention

00:13:08A new mural

00:13:09Every week

00:13:10That's not true

00:13:11Oh you know it's true

00:13:13Sorry

00:13:13Come on

00:13:15The school board is not happy

00:13:16And plus all the kids

00:13:18Are tagging you

00:13:18Every week in some king pun art

00:13:20God damn it

00:13:21Tim

00:13:22You guys

00:13:24I swear on my life

00:13:26It's not me

00:13:27But you wish you'd invest in that lie detector now right?

00:13:31No

00:13:31No I actually don't

00:13:32Why?

00:13:33And I'm really tired of you bringing it up all the time

00:13:34Because we had to take care of something called asbestos

00:13:37All right?

00:13:38Listen

00:13:38I'm sorry kiddo

00:13:40But I have to lead by example

00:13:42So I'm gonna have to suspend you

00:13:44Call the police

00:13:44No we are not calling the police

00:13:46What are you Wyclef Jean?

00:13:48Are we going to call 911?

00:13:49Do you get that reference?

00:13:50You don't

00:13:51God my references are like

00:13:52Older than Taylor Swift at this point

00:13:54Listen

00:13:54You're suspended

00:13:55I've called your mom

00:13:57And she's on her way to pick you up

00:13:58You can't suspend me

00:13:59For something that I

00:14:00I literally did not do

00:14:02Yeah we can

00:14:03No we cannot

00:14:04But

00:14:05You're the only student

00:14:06With the keys to the art room

00:14:08Well

00:14:08I was gonna give these back today

00:14:11Oh

00:14:12Well you got blood on your hands

00:14:13It's paint

00:14:14Obviously I know that

00:14:16It's a metaphor

00:14:17Well I'm not metaphoric

00:14:18It's acrylic paint

00:14:19And those things are spray paint

00:14:21Let's jot down that

00:14:22Miss Evans seems to have

00:14:23An intimate understanding

00:14:24Of the weapon of her choice

00:14:26No one's jotting down

00:14:27Anything

00:14:27Just jotting down

00:14:28No don't tell me what's

00:14:29This is my office

00:14:30You guys

00:14:30Please hear me out

00:14:31I'm applying to a summer program

00:14:33At Cal Arts

00:14:33And this is gonna ruin

00:14:35My chances of it again

00:14:36I'm sorry Paige

00:14:37But I looked at your records

00:14:38And you were absent

00:14:39Eight times last semester

00:14:40Not to mention

00:14:41You're not even part of

00:14:42One extracurricular activity

00:14:43You're not the model student

00:14:45I can fight for

00:14:45I play

00:14:48I play

00:14:48I play track

00:14:50Not on my team

00:14:53You don't

00:14:53Well I just joined

00:14:54Today

00:14:55I'm extremely cooperative

00:14:57With this type of stuff

00:14:58So can't this count

00:14:59As a plea deal or something

00:15:00Oh impressive use of legal jargon

00:15:02But you don't play track

00:15:04You run track

00:15:05Hear me out

00:15:06How about

00:15:07I join track

00:15:08Coach Murray keeps his eye on me

00:15:11And I figure out

00:15:12In the meantime

00:15:13Who King Pun actually is

00:15:15Paige

00:15:16I really like you

00:15:17I do

00:15:17Actually that's a lie

00:15:19I don't even know you

00:15:19I hate myself

00:15:20That I have to say that

00:15:20But the evidence

00:15:21Is stacked against you

00:15:22And I don't understand

00:15:23How playing track

00:15:24Is supposed to help

00:15:24Your case right now

00:15:25Actually I need a couple of people

00:15:28On the track team

00:15:28You need people on the track team

00:15:30I need some more people

00:15:30Are you still

00:15:31And you want to take her

00:15:32She just said play track

00:15:34Like she's a DJ or something

00:15:35Showing how to run track

00:15:36How are you supposed to make that Usain Bolt

00:15:38You can't

00:15:38I could use a couple more parties

00:15:40On the track team

00:15:40I am exhausted

00:15:41Okay Paige

00:15:42You're no longer suspended

00:15:43You are just on probation

00:15:45Okay

00:15:45If you can come up with a name

00:15:46Who you think King Pun really is

00:15:48Because apparently it's not you

00:15:50By the end of the semester

00:15:51Then I'll take it to the board meeting

00:15:52Well I will deliver

00:15:54Thank you

00:15:55I can't wait

00:15:56Great get out

00:15:58I have a renaissance club meeting

00:15:59That I'm not about to miss

00:16:00You too

00:16:01Take your little swimming board with you

00:16:03Oh god

00:16:03It's like no moment to myself

00:16:07I wish there was more money

00:16:10For federal funding

00:16:11Because I'll tell you what

00:16:12This ain't it

00:16:13Thank you so much

00:16:16Don't thank me yet

00:16:17I'm watching you

00:16:18Oh hey clipboard

00:16:20I left a patient

00:16:21With a full bedpan for this

00:16:22You are not suspending my daughter

00:16:24You did nothing wrong

00:16:25We're not suspending me

00:16:26I made a deal

00:16:28You have a very savvy daughter

00:16:30Mrs

00:16:31Mrs?

00:16:32Mmhmm

00:16:33That's very revealing

00:16:34It's miss

00:16:36But you can call me Angie

00:16:38Or Ange

00:16:39Or hey girl

00:16:41You know

00:16:41I am a single mother

00:16:43By choice

00:16:44Not by circumstance

00:16:46I like to have sex with men

00:16:48I don't even have to have a relationship

00:16:50Hmm?

00:16:51What do you think of that?

00:16:52Well

00:16:52Hey girl

00:16:54If you don't mind me saying

00:16:55You have an incredible figure

00:16:57Oh my god

00:16:58We are in a school sir

00:17:00That is so wildly inappropriate

00:17:03I'm sorry

00:17:04Oh

00:17:04And 100% spot on

00:17:07This is gold

00:17:09You should see me naked

00:17:10Well I'd say I'm sorry

00:17:11That you had to drive out here for nothing

00:17:13But I'd be lying

00:17:14If I said it wasn't nice to meet you

00:17:16I can't believe this guy

00:17:18And uh

00:17:19If you do come to Paige's track meet

00:17:22Don't be afraid to say

00:17:24Hello

00:17:25I'm not afraid of anything

00:17:27It's you who should be afraid

00:17:29Wow

00:17:32Track?

00:17:34That's fucked up

00:17:35Yeah

00:17:35The deal just didn't work out that great for me

00:17:38But it did for you

00:17:39So

00:17:40Yeah

00:17:40It really did

00:17:41Yeah

00:17:42Is he in the school directory?

00:17:51Basically if I don't find King Pun

00:17:53Then my life is over

00:17:54But on the plus side

00:17:55You totally fit in here

00:17:56I feel like I look like a very specific type of gay right now

00:18:01Do I at least look like a top?

00:18:03Total bottom

00:18:04Maybe a power bottom

00:18:05Like you call her daddy

00:18:07And she calls you her sweet little prince

00:18:08Okay

00:18:11Listen up

00:18:12Come on

00:18:14Come on in here

00:18:15Let's go

00:18:16Gather around

00:18:17Listen up

00:18:18Returning athletes

00:18:19I'm gonna be looking to make sure

00:18:21That you kept your training up

00:18:23During the off season

00:18:24Alright

00:18:25Now you newcomers

00:18:27Our co-captains

00:18:29AJ and Gabby here

00:18:31Will be helping place you in an event

00:18:34For Evans over there

00:18:37Just try to find the thing that she sucks at the least

00:18:41Alright

00:18:42Don't you wanna at least see me try out

00:18:44Before you think that I suck?

00:18:46No

00:18:46Okay

00:18:47Back to it

00:18:48Let's go

00:18:49Come on

00:18:50She's coming

00:18:51She's coming

00:18:51Hey

00:18:52You made it

00:18:52I'll be sure to let you know if I see any angry bees around

00:18:55Did you know that male bees lose their penises

00:18:58When they have sex with a queen bee?

00:19:02No we didn't

00:19:04But now we sure do, right?

00:19:06Yeah

00:19:06Yeah, we should get started

00:19:08Don't worry

00:19:10You're gonna be great

00:19:11Thanks

00:19:13You're crazy

00:19:14No better when you're breaking it down

00:19:33To a river of seven by our demise

00:19:38Send me, send me, send me

00:19:40We'll never end now

00:19:42Did anyone see that?

00:19:45Did anyone see what I saw?

00:19:47Help me now

00:19:49On, on, on

00:19:51Does it make you feel bad?

00:19:54Subliminal, that's what I thought

00:19:56Greater now

00:19:57On, on, on, on

00:20:00Oh, shit

00:20:02You're fucking kidding me

00:20:04You're good?

00:20:10Thanks

00:20:14No

00:20:15I have an idea

00:20:30How do you feel about running in a straight line?

00:20:33That's the only straight thing I can do

00:20:35Okay

00:20:37I regretted it the second it left my mouth

00:20:40You mean adding into the four by one?

00:20:44Do you have a better idea?

00:20:46Alright

00:20:47Here we go

00:20:49Mark

00:20:50Get set

00:20:51No, no, down

00:20:53Take fun, let's get it

00:20:54Go!

00:20:55Come on

00:20:56Come on

00:20:56Hey, come on

00:20:57Come on

00:20:58Come on

00:20:59Come on

00:21:00Come on

00:21:01Come on

00:21:02Look at you

00:21:05Look at you

00:21:07Look at you

00:21:20I am the fastest woman alive

00:21:28That was mediocre at best

00:21:30Yeah, I took an Instagram story and went over the time limit

00:21:32Damn, but you did it

00:21:34With a little work, maybe you could be fine

00:21:36She's four seconds behind where she needs to be

00:21:38Well, maybe I need someone great to teach me after school

00:21:42Alright, that's a terrible idea

00:21:44Uh, AJ

00:21:46You can go and train Paige

00:21:47Okay

00:21:49Isn't that literally your job as coach?

00:21:51No

00:21:51My job as coach is to motivate through fear

00:21:54Besides

00:21:55I don't get paid enough to stay after school

00:21:57Come on

00:21:58I'm watching you, Evans

00:21:59Welcome to the team

00:22:00Alright, King Pine

00:22:01I'm not King Pine

00:22:03Your shorts are on backwards

00:22:04What?

00:22:10Can you hurry up, Angie?

00:22:12I'm starving

00:22:12You're not the boss anymore

00:22:14You knew we were going to be home

00:22:15Why was it for food ready?

00:22:17Today was great

00:22:17I almost killed somebody with a javelin

00:22:19It's true

00:22:21And then it was nearly death by hurdle

00:22:22Also very true

00:22:24And I embarrassed myself in front of Gabriela

00:22:26Just because Paige's sex life is in a drought

00:22:29Doesn't mean the rest of the world has to be

00:22:31Come on, Angie

00:22:31We've talked about this

00:22:32So strict

00:22:33Sometimes I think fondly back onto this morning

00:22:36When my life was completely normal

00:22:37Now I have to solve a mystery

00:22:39Make Gabby fall in love with me

00:22:41Figure out how to make the perfect thing for CalArts

00:22:43And figure out how to put a tampon in

00:22:46Without the end always sticking out a little bit

00:22:48Yeah, you know, I never mastered that either

00:22:50Oh, but you know what?

00:22:51On the bright side

00:22:52True artists are never afraid to step out of their comfort zones

00:22:55Speaking of stepping out of your comfort zones

00:22:58Are you going to Stacey's party on Friday?

00:23:01What party?

00:23:02Are you kidding me?

00:23:03Paige, I've told you this a billion times

00:23:05It would be a good opportunity for you to act like a normal teenager for once

00:23:08She doesn't want to be normal

00:23:09Nobody wants to be normal

00:23:10That's why I'm cool

00:23:11All right, let me tell you a little story

00:23:13When I was a teenager

00:23:15I went to this rager

00:23:17And I ended up in the back of a van

00:23:19With the lead singer of an Aerosmith cover band

00:23:21And in retrospect

00:23:22I definitely should have held out for the real thing

00:23:25I mean, think about it

00:23:27Steven Tyler, I would have never had to buy another scarf

00:23:30Dylan, I totally wasn't thinking

00:23:32This party is the perfect place to investigate

00:23:35King Pond will definitely be going

00:23:37And, well, let's just say that they will rue the day

00:23:40That they let me take the fall for them

00:23:42I know that's right

00:23:42Okay

00:23:45I'm going to need you to relax

00:23:47You're starting to scare me

00:23:49Oh, my God, I totally forgot

00:23:51Pardon me

00:23:53Paige, I took the liberty of washing your sex toy

00:23:57By the way, this is very small

00:23:59It could totally get lost up there

00:24:01So you might want to think about, you know, moving on up

00:24:04I can help

00:24:05Well, that's an eraser

00:24:06So that's not going to go up there

00:24:08Anything's possible

00:24:09Think about me and my electric toothbrush

00:24:12And it's not the end you would think either

00:24:15Okay, well, we don't have everything in common

00:24:17And I'm going to go to my room

00:24:20Yeah, I'm going to throw up

00:24:21That's really disgusting

00:24:23No, you're disgusting

00:24:24This is a sex-positive house, Paige

00:24:27Shame does not live here

00:24:30Thanks for having us

00:24:36Oh, God, I thought I smelled and gross

00:24:39You look so beautiful

00:24:40Paige, I cannot believe we finally got you to a high school party

00:24:45Now, let's see if you survive it

00:24:47Welcome to the high school experience

00:25:01The smell is better than I expected

00:25:03I like candles

00:25:04First order of business, time to get you drunk

00:25:07Like, if you don't throw up by the end of the night

00:25:10Then I didn't get my job

00:25:11I still can't believe this is the first of my parties you've been to, Paige

00:25:14That's because Paige Evans is too cool for high school parties

00:25:17Cool is one word for it

00:25:18I just have a general distaste for sticky floors, communal chip bowls, and whatever

00:25:23Look at this

00:25:24That, my friend, is the type of sociological research you can't find in any textbook

00:25:28He's right

00:25:29My future constituents may act like you moronic, but they know how to have fun

00:25:33You were future constituents, huh?

00:25:36Oh, please

00:25:36You know I'm going to kick your ass

00:25:38There's no way they won't vote for my anti-authority platform

00:25:40It's like taking candy from a politically-informed baby

00:25:43You're going to go upstairs and practice your campaign speech, right?

00:25:46Work on our inflection

00:25:47You're going to show me those pointed hand-movers

00:25:48Why do you guys even bother with the innuendo?

00:25:51Later, Paige

00:25:54Oh, yeah, guys, just leave me alone while I try and figure out who framed me

00:25:59Oh, oh my god

00:26:01Hi

00:26:02I didn't see you there

00:26:03Must be the masking scan

00:26:04What?

00:26:04How have you been? Feeling any different lately?

00:26:07Any lustful urges? Deep magnetic pulls?

00:26:09Anything? Anyone?

00:26:10Excuse me?

00:26:11AJ, there you are

00:26:13Hi

00:26:13We should go talk about track

00:26:16I don't think so

00:26:17Did virgin blood expire?

00:26:18That can't be, that was fresh

00:26:20Okay, yeah, we can talk about track

00:26:21We also get stronger with age

00:26:22Like fine wine

00:26:24Hi

00:26:24Okay, I wasn't going to get all Salem witch trials and point fingers here

00:26:34But I know that she could have cursed on me

00:26:35I mean, she did steal some of my hair back in freshman year

00:26:38So I believe it

00:26:39It's a track

00:26:46Why? I thought you were more interested in art

00:26:49Oh, trust me, I am

00:26:50But lucky for me, Principal Collins decided that I'm King Pun

00:26:55So I have to figure out who King Pun is

00:26:57Otherwise I'm going to get suspended

00:26:59That's so dumb

00:27:00Yeah

00:27:01That art is harmless

00:27:03I know

00:27:03It's also pretty good

00:27:05Do you have any leads?

00:27:07I know that they're here

00:27:08That's about it

00:27:09I'm just going to poke around until somebody cracks

00:27:12So you're going to interrogate a bunch of drunk teens

00:27:16Seems pretty easy

00:27:19Well, you say that, but it could be anybody

00:27:22Could be you

00:27:23Do I look whimsical enough for puns?

00:27:26Okay, well

00:27:28You do have an intimidating

00:27:30No bullshit

00:27:32Striped shirt vibe going

00:27:35So I guess not

00:27:36Thank you

00:27:37Which would make you the perfect bad cop to my good cop

00:27:43Excuse me?

00:27:46Follow me

00:27:47Oh

00:27:47Hi, Erin

00:27:53Hi

00:27:53Where were you at 6 a.m. on the morning of the 14th?

00:27:57We get Tybalt groomed on Sundays

00:27:59Tybalt, my horse

00:28:00Do you want to see a photo?

00:28:03Oh, my phone is dead

00:28:04Yeah, no, no, never mind

00:28:06Thank you

00:28:06How close is the nearest Michael's art supply from your house?

00:28:12Who's Michael?

00:28:13Can I have a hint?

00:28:14Me too

00:28:14You have a secret Instagram, right?

00:28:18Yeah, but you can't afford to follow it

00:28:19I'm sorry

00:28:20Can you guys shine your lights on me?

00:28:22All right, man, you ready?

00:28:23Yeah

00:28:23Ken

00:28:29What do you think of King Kong?

00:28:31Oh, Paige here?

00:28:32Aren't your parents both artists, Tim?

00:28:34Isn't your mom a nurse?

00:28:35Your point?

00:28:36I haven't seen you save anyone's life

00:28:38It's kind of going to work

00:28:39You're supposed to be on my side

00:28:40Right

00:28:40Chantal

00:28:42Would you consider yourself an artist?

00:28:45I mean, every witch is an artist in their own way

00:28:47But, I mean, yeah

00:28:49I post to Tumblr all the time

00:28:51That's mostly just, like, Buffy, Faith, the brothers from Supernatural 69-ing

00:28:54So, normal

00:28:55Well, what art tools do you use?

00:28:57I mean, I kind of dabble in everything

00:28:59Illustrator, oil paints, menstrual blood

00:29:01Oh

00:29:02Yeah, okay

00:29:04Bye

00:29:05Yeah, okay

00:29:05Bye

00:29:06You want to go political?

00:29:07Mm-hmm

00:29:08You want to go political?

00:29:09Oh, yeah

00:29:10Oh, my fucking God

00:29:12Whoa, fuck

00:29:12Oh, hey, Paige

00:29:14As much bad things as possible

00:29:16Cover me with these eyes

00:29:17She doesn't deserve to see this

00:29:19No, no, no

00:29:19Come on

00:29:20Go for Stacey

00:29:21Bye

00:29:21Her house is huge

00:29:25It just keeps going, I know

00:29:27They're probably fucking every room

00:29:29Those two are

00:29:30Are disturbingly cute in a kind of kinky way?

00:29:34Yeah

00:29:35Can't believe Chantal is our best lead right now

00:29:39I mean, it kind of makes sense

00:29:40I've seen her drawing it in class every time

00:29:42What?

00:29:43Really?

00:29:43Mm

00:29:43Paige!

00:29:44AJ!

00:29:47Inside my bedroom

00:29:49Exist all the burst

00:29:52Here are the wild

00:29:54Oh, my God

00:29:55We need to take shots

00:29:55Like, right now

00:29:56For Paige joining the track team

00:29:57Yeah, go ahead

00:29:59I'm gonna pee

00:30:00Okay

00:30:01Let's go

00:30:02Okay

00:30:03There she is

00:30:07Okay

00:30:07Oh, okay

00:30:15To joining track

00:30:18To sports

00:30:19But our mouth tastes the same right now

00:30:23What?

00:30:24I just got a sock in my throat

00:30:26Another child will fix up

00:30:27Yeah

00:30:27He always does

00:30:28Everybody's got a little secret

00:30:52Maybe I'll tell you mine

00:30:55Bring yourself just a little bit closer

00:30:57A stranger in the night

00:31:00Something good can be hard to swallow

00:31:03A simple paradise

00:31:05Slow down if you wanna be my lover

00:31:08New touch in the moonlight

00:31:11I'm so glad that you joined track

00:31:26I feel like I never see you outside of class

00:31:29I know

00:31:29You're a Gemini, right?

00:31:32I'm a Pisces

00:31:33Who says that complicated can't work?

00:31:36What?

00:31:36I said I love track

00:31:38Are we at the sad trunk phase in the night, huh?

00:31:54Dylan!

00:31:55Dylan!

00:31:56Don't settle

00:31:57Do you wanna go home?

00:31:59You'll be better, yes

00:32:00And your drunk guest has a training with AJ tomorrow

00:32:02Oh, no, shit

00:32:03Mr. President

00:32:06Wow, thank you so much for calling me, Mr. President

00:32:10You're welcome

00:32:11Okay, let's go

00:32:12Motor in your car

00:32:13Bye-bye, Pop

00:32:15Bye, I'll see you tomorrow

00:32:17Drink some Gatorade

00:32:18Sports cheers

00:32:20Tim, I see what you're doing

00:32:26Evidence

00:32:27And containers

00:32:30Who doesn't like boots?

00:32:34Cheers

00:32:34You're so strong

00:32:44I am strong

00:32:45I'm so strong

00:32:47Whoa, whoa

00:32:47Hang on, our ride is here

00:32:51You made it

00:32:58Yep

00:32:59Okay

00:33:00Let's make me an Olympian

00:33:03How are you not massively hungover right now?

00:33:06Well, I drank that Gatorade that you suggested

00:33:09And then I had a Hot Pocket

00:33:11And then I had some pizza

00:33:12And then I had some ice cream

00:33:13Also, I might still be drunk

00:33:15Is that coffee?

00:33:18Did you bring any water?

00:33:22Hmm, okay

00:33:22If this mentor-protege thing is going to work out

00:33:26Then you have to respect my caffeinated process

00:33:28I said anything about being a mentor

00:33:30Only doing this so you don't tanker ranking

00:33:32Oh, I'm sorry

00:33:34Am I cutting into your brooding and corners

00:33:37Wearing a leather jacket, Diane?

00:33:38I don't own a leather jacket

00:33:40Well, you look like you could

00:33:41Okay

00:33:42So, what are we doing first?

00:33:44Picking out my pump-up song?

00:33:45No, but you can stretch

00:33:47And then we can start on three miles

00:33:48Three miles?

00:33:50That is 2.9 more miles

00:33:53Than they said I have to run

00:33:542.94 miles

00:33:55You're confusing miles and meters

00:33:57I think you're confusing me

00:33:59With the metric system

00:34:00Let's go, Evans

00:34:02Put down your stuff

00:34:05Oh my god

00:34:23Oh my god

00:34:28I can't feel anything

00:34:30I can't feel my legs

00:34:32I can't feel my face

00:34:34You're being a little dramatic

00:34:36It's the artist in me

00:34:38Speaking of

00:34:42You want to go to art school?

00:34:45Yeah

00:34:46Now that's

00:34:48Like my biggest dream

00:34:49But now that the pressure's on

00:34:52And I have to send in my summer app

00:34:53I have no idea what to send in

00:34:55Have you started it yet?

00:35:00Since you asked

00:35:01Been working on a few different things

00:35:06But none of it feels right to me

00:35:11Shit

00:35:13You're really good

00:35:14Thank you

00:35:16Now I just have to make CalArts see that

00:35:20Pretend you're CalArts

00:35:22Tell me what's missing

00:35:23Uh

00:35:24Nothing

00:35:26I think it's really great

00:35:28You're a really bad liar

00:35:31No I

00:35:32Just

00:35:32Come on

00:35:33Tell me the truth

00:35:35I don't know

00:35:36I'm

00:35:37I mean I'm not an expert by any means

00:35:39But maybe

00:35:39It's just

00:35:40It is lacking

00:35:43Some

00:35:44Emotion

00:35:45Okay

00:35:46I wasn't expecting

00:35:48Constructive criticism

00:35:49But

00:35:49Alright

00:35:50I knew that was a trap

00:35:51Look

00:35:51Your art is amazing

00:35:53Seriously

00:35:53What was the problem to get?

00:35:55Show us your happiest moment

00:35:57Right

00:35:58Okay

00:35:58So do you think that

00:35:58That shows that

00:36:00Or

00:36:00Is there anything

00:36:02That is maybe happier?

00:36:05I had a

00:36:05Really yummy donut

00:36:07The other day

00:36:08Uh

00:36:10What about a

00:36:11A first love

00:36:12Or

00:36:13A first kiss or something

00:36:15Uh

00:36:16Well I haven't had those things

00:36:18So

00:36:18You're really pouring salt

00:36:19On the wound here AJ

00:36:20All I'm saying

00:36:22Is that you'll get there

00:36:23Just

00:36:25Don't be afraid

00:36:26To draw something

00:36:27A little more vulnerable

00:36:28Look

00:36:33I just posted something

00:36:35Guess that would rule you out

00:36:37At least it's not on school property

00:36:38This time

00:36:39Well it's a little late

00:36:40For that king pine

00:36:41Well it's going through to Kahlo

00:36:44We've got to get you to a point

00:36:45Where you can run

00:36:46Without wanting to puke

00:36:47Might give me an edge

00:36:49Doubt it

00:36:51Did you know that

00:36:53Frida Kahlo was bi?

00:36:56She was the OG

00:36:57Bi-con

00:36:58Oh

00:36:59Nice

00:37:00Um

00:37:01Got jokes for days AJ

00:37:03Yay

00:37:04Come on

00:37:17You need nobody to ask you

00:37:19How you feeling

00:37:20Come on

00:37:20You got it

00:37:20Don't go

00:37:21Come on

00:37:23Get it

00:37:24Look at that time

00:37:25Yeah

00:37:26I have a good day

00:37:34I have a good day

00:37:35I have a good day

00:37:36I have a good day

00:37:37I have a good day

00:37:38I have a good day

00:37:39I have a good day

00:37:40I have a good day

00:37:41I have a good day

00:37:42I have a good day

00:37:43I have a good day

00:37:44I have a good day

00:37:45I have a good day

00:37:46I have a good day

00:37:47I have a good day

00:37:48I have a good day

00:37:49I have a good day

00:37:50I have a good day

00:37:50Hey.

00:38:10Hi.

00:38:20Yes.

00:38:22Come on, come on, Staci.

00:38:28Come on, come on, you got this.

00:38:37Yeah, I got this.

00:38:43You got it!

00:38:44Yeah!

00:38:45Yeah!

00:38:46Go!

00:38:47Go!

00:38:48Go!

00:38:49Yes!

00:38:50Go!

00:38:51Go!

00:38:52Go!

00:38:53Go!

00:38:54Go!

00:38:55Go!

00:38:56Go!

00:38:58Go!

00:38:59Go!

00:39:00Go!

00:39:01Go!

00:39:02Go!

00:39:03Go!

00:39:04Okay!

00:39:05Alright!

00:39:06Alright!

00:39:07It goes against my entire coaching professional service, but you're actually getting pretty

00:39:12I knew you were using tough love approach with me. I know who do I think I am my dad

00:39:20But that was not funny in my head, it's okay, dude, I'm no stranger to dark dad humor

00:39:29Is he tough on you?

00:39:31He just sees so much potential in me. I guess I don't want to let him down

00:39:34He wants me to get a scholarship to D1 school. I think that's why I'm so stressed about doing well

00:39:39I don't want to talk about my dad. I'll save that one for a future therapy session

00:39:46Speaking of psychoanalyzing. I think that you were right about my art. I I think I do play it safe

00:39:52I get it

00:39:54But I'm not gonna let you forget that you said I was good compliment from the mysterious AJ conference. Don't make me regret it Evans

00:40:01You're gonna try mmm, can you play track with the broken leg? Well, I'll spot you

00:40:14Oh shit

00:40:31Hold up

00:40:36Hold up

00:40:38What I think that this is king puns notebook what how do you know look dude?

00:40:45It's totally in their style and it has kp written all over it. Oh, yeah, that would do it. Maybe it's somebody on track

00:40:52That would rule out Chantal. It's never her cute puns are not her vibe now that I think of it

00:40:57This is exactly how I'm gonna nail king pun

00:41:02Oh

00:41:03I'm gonna DM them and tell them that I have their notebook. It's tons of half-baked ideas in here. It's not like they're gonna want to leave it behind

00:41:11So what you're just gonna give it back to them without figuring out who it is? AJ are you kidding me?

00:41:19We're gonna have a motherfucking stakeout

00:41:24No

00:41:27Hold on

00:41:30It's almost 8 p.m. And king pun left me on red so I know that they saw it

00:41:35Wow, your detection skills are on point

00:41:39We should split up a couple more ground

00:41:41Oh god, your efficiency is hot

00:41:43Help, help, help, help, help, help, help

00:41:45You know the gate's open, right?

00:41:47Oh my god, Paige

00:41:50Do you need help?

00:41:50Are you good?

00:41:51Ow

00:41:52This girl's gonna be the death of me

00:41:57Hey, hey, wanna take the north side?

00:42:06Yeah, sure

00:42:08Ugh

00:42:09They do know that's the southeast side, right?

00:42:11No, but it is so hot that you do

00:42:14You're so hot

00:42:15You are so hot

00:42:16You are

00:42:17We are

00:42:18We are

00:42:19We are

00:42:20We are

00:42:20Oh, I'm glad you have each other

00:42:23Hello

00:42:27Oh, shit

00:42:29Sorry

00:42:29I'm glad you have each other

00:42:30I'm glad you have each other

00:42:32I'm glad you have each other

00:42:33Ooh

00:42:33You know I'd like him to grab my ass

00:42:38Well, on the upside

00:42:39If you can't find king pun

00:42:40It's kind of like a cool badge of honor to get suspended

00:42:45But you usually go for people who get suspended

00:42:49Um, I don't really have a type

00:42:51It's more of just a vibe

00:42:53So your vibe is Aya then, huh?

00:42:56Well, actually, we just broke up

00:42:57Oh, really?

00:43:00It sucks

00:43:01Sorry

00:43:03Are you over that?

00:43:04Depends, Paige

00:43:05Who's asking?

00:43:07Not me

00:43:08I don't care

00:43:09Ouch

00:43:12I care

00:43:14I care

00:43:15I just was trying to be nice and ask you questions, so

00:43:20Not that good at that, though

00:43:21Well, your questions are cute, so

00:43:23Do you remember in fifth grade when we were partnered up to take care of that egg together in Ms. Siggins' class?

00:43:32Oh, yeah

00:43:33I'm pretty sure I dropped mine on the first day and begged my mom to replace it for me

00:43:37Geez, I totally forgot you were my partner for that

00:43:40Damn, I was a shitty mom

00:43:42Well, if it's any consolation, I gave our egg a bath and I boiled it to death, so guess I wasn't a perfect mom either

00:43:50Oh, hi

00:43:53It's gotta be combined

00:43:54Aren't we supposed to be confronting this?

00:43:56I'm just not good at confrontation

00:43:57Clearly

00:44:03Kind of weird that we've co-parented and never kissed before, huh?

00:44:07Yeah, it's a little bit strange

00:44:10Well, maybe we should try it

00:44:12We could try it

00:44:13You can lean in now

00:44:18I can't wait

00:44:24Sorry

00:44:31That was awkward

00:44:34Oh, shit, they're leaving

00:44:34Hey, yo, stop

00:44:38Yo, I cannot believe that your stupid stakeout idea might have actually worked, but that was definitely Tim's car

00:44:44I don't know

00:44:45Who else drives a bright green Challenger with a bumper sticker that reads, your mom calls me daddy

00:44:49Fucking Tim

00:44:51Uh, hold on, I have to take this

00:44:55So do you think you cracked the case?

00:45:00Yeah

00:45:01I guess so

00:45:08Hey, let's go, we're gonna be late

00:45:11Are you seriously not packed for our way meet yet?

00:45:13I started

00:45:16Dylan, I need to tell you something

00:45:18What? What happened?

00:45:19Don't make it a big deal, okay?

00:45:21What happened?

00:45:22Did you find another one of your mom's special movies?

00:45:25Gabby and I kissed

00:45:27I'm sorry, what?

00:45:29I know

00:45:30Wait, Gabriela Campos kissed you

00:45:34Okay, screw packing, tell me exactly what happened

00:45:36I don't know, it kind of just happened at the stakeout

00:45:39It was really weird actually

00:45:42What do you mean weird?

00:45:43You've been waiting for this like literally your entire life

00:45:45You're obsessed with her

00:45:46Well, it was very anticlimactic

00:45:48Was it a bad kiss?

00:45:50Is that her fatal flaw?

00:45:51Did she have an Achilles tongue?

00:45:52Maybe it wasn't her, it was probably me

00:45:55That makes more sense, she's kissed a lot of people, yeah

00:45:57Shit, I haven't kissed anyone, I don't know how to kiss

00:46:00Yeah, you're probably a terrible kisser

00:46:01You need to teach me

00:46:02No

00:46:02Teach me

00:46:03Ew, oh my god

00:46:04Are you seriously trying to kiss me right now?

00:46:05Just kiss me, please

00:46:07No means no, Paige, come on

00:46:08You're not a man

00:46:09Thank you

00:46:10Why are you so dressed up?

00:46:12It's a structured blazer, everybody quit tripping

00:46:15Come on, let's go

00:46:17Did you pack us the food?

00:46:18I can't believe I'm such a bad kisser

00:46:24Oh no, no, no, no

00:46:25Bad kisser?

00:46:26That is impossible, not possible

00:46:29The Evans women are legendary kissers

00:46:32Your grandmother won the frenching contest three years running

00:46:35Oh my god

00:46:35I plus second

00:46:36What?

00:46:37I've told you about this

00:46:38I tied with your great aunt Janine

00:46:39Oh my god, she is a maniac

00:46:42Well, I guess a promiscuous jeans skips a generation

00:46:44That's what they say

00:46:45Do you think maybe it's not the kiss, it's the person?

00:46:48Oh, what does that mean?

00:46:50Maybe you were let down by the kiss because your crush is on its course

00:46:53But I've liked Gabby forever

00:46:55I think that maybe there are other people out there

00:46:57Yeah

00:46:58Like who?

00:47:00Hi, Mrs. Evans

00:47:01Miss, sorry

00:47:02Hey, AJ

00:47:03Hey, AJ

00:47:04Wow, finally we meet after hearing about you 24-7 from this point

00:47:08She's being sarcastic

00:47:10I mean, the word constantly springs to mind

00:47:12Um, what are you going to do now that the anti-social artist is out of the house?

00:47:15Oh man, so many possibilities

00:47:17I mean, the sky's the limit, right?

00:47:19I'm not going to crumble

00:47:20That's the one thing I'm not going to do

00:47:21We're gone for a night

00:47:22I know

00:47:22Well, it doesn't matter

00:47:23I'm not going to crumble

00:47:24So

00:47:26Hey, AJ, um

00:47:27Do me a favor and try to get old Paige here to loosen up a little bit, okay?

00:47:31You know, like

00:47:33Fire up a bong and knock back a couple of wine coolers

00:47:36Oh my god, I have poppers in the car

00:47:38Should I run grab?

00:47:39No, that's the wrong type of gay

00:47:42Well, hello there

00:47:43Long time no see

00:47:45A little delayed gratification never hurt anyone, okay?

00:47:49Oh, you're making me wait

00:47:51They call it edging these days

00:47:52I looked it up on Wikipedia and the definition is quite rank

00:47:57I don't know the meaning of rank

00:47:59But I believe you

00:48:00It means filthy dirty

00:48:02Well, I'm going to just get your number off the emergency contact list

00:48:05Okay, I've had your number for like

00:48:08I don't know how many days

00:48:09Go with the program, okay?

00:48:10I mean, text me like I'm not getting any younger, come on

00:48:13Let's go

00:48:16Let's go

00:48:17Okay, listen up hormonal teens

00:48:34Now on this list is the name of your roommate

00:48:37I know that 60% of you are queer but guys don't go in the girl's room

00:48:43Girls, please don't go in the guy's room

00:48:45We don't want anybody getting pregnant

00:48:47And I'm talking specifically to you, Stacy and Dylan

00:48:50What?

00:48:50You would never

00:48:51One, as I made it clear on my campaign trail

00:48:53I will not be allowing the administration to control what I do with my body

00:48:56Two, obviously I'm on birth control

00:48:59Well, I'm on teen control and I want lights out by 9 p.m.

00:49:03I have a FaceTime date with a very lovely lady

00:49:08I don't want to be interrupted

00:49:09And Paige, no graffiti

00:49:11Your new stepdad

00:49:14Hey, hi, we should talk

00:49:17Hey, I guess we're rooming together

00:49:19Can I get rid of you?

00:49:21I'm going to go find out who my roommate is

00:49:22But I'll see you later

00:49:23Did you know that squirrels remember every single person they've ever seen?

00:49:30What?

00:49:31They have photographic memories

00:49:33Mm-hmm

00:49:34Uh, I look forward to hearing more animal facts tonight

00:49:36Well, good, because there's a plenty

00:49:38Guys, team party in my room, 9.30, be there

00:49:42No, you guys heard coach, we can't do that

00:49:44Oh, no

00:49:45Yeah, we definitely can't do that

00:49:47Especially since our track meet starts at 2 p.m., right?

00:49:49Looks like we're getting fucked up tonight

00:49:52Oh, Paige, you're so innocent

00:49:53Okay, this one is either whiskey or rum

00:50:02Then we've got peach vodka

00:50:04We've got lemon vodka

00:50:05Too white for fluid?

00:50:07More vodka

00:50:08And we got mouthwash

00:50:09But you just gotta drink a lot of it to get fucked up

00:50:12That looks at least risky

00:50:13Is that all you could get from your parents?

00:50:15Yeah, look, my beard is coming in

00:50:17So it's only a matter of time before I stop getting parted

00:50:20Oh, yeah, for sure

00:50:21Yo, Tim, hey

00:50:23There he is

00:50:25You know you actually have to confront Tim about being kingpun to accuse him, right?

00:50:29I've been working up to it

00:50:31She really scares me sometimes

00:50:33Tim, I know you're kingpun

00:50:35I have your notebook

00:50:36What?

00:50:37I saw you after school the other night

00:50:39Okay, what were you doing there if not to get your notebook?

00:50:42Okay, okay, okay

00:50:43I'll tell you

00:50:45I'm in Renaissance Club

00:50:47Come again?

00:50:48I'm in Renaissance Club

00:50:51I'm a Renny, if you will

00:50:52Oh my god

00:50:53We were having our monthly feast

00:50:56And when I got to school

00:50:57And when I got to school

00:50:57Well, it was canceled

00:50:59I don't believe you

00:51:01Are you serious?

00:51:03Look

00:51:07Wow

00:51:08Okay, everyone gather around

00:51:11It is game time

00:51:12I get to play some games

00:51:14I still got a lot of questions for you

00:51:18I got a lot of answers

00:51:19A lot of questions

00:51:24Hey

00:51:25Hey

00:51:26Perfect timing

00:51:26We're about to play seven minutes

00:51:29What like seven minutes in heaven?

00:51:32No

00:51:32That perpetuates a Christian narrative

00:51:34We're playing seven minutes in the hotel bathroom

00:51:36And it's a track tradition

00:51:38Okay, everyone

00:51:39Phones in

00:51:40Pride at the door

00:51:41For any new additions

00:51:43The rules are simple

00:51:44You put your phone in the bag

00:51:45And if your phone gets picked

00:51:46You have to go into the bathroom

00:51:47With another person

00:51:48And since this is 2022

00:51:50We will not force anyone

00:51:51To make out if you don't want to

00:51:52But I will say seven minutes

00:51:53Is such a long time

00:51:54To be in the bathroom

00:51:55With someone and not make out

00:51:56Just saying, Paige

00:51:57Okay

00:51:57All right

00:51:58Everyone's phones are in

00:52:00All right

00:52:01First phone is

00:52:15You like sports

00:52:17And I don't like dresses

00:52:18Luckily for us

00:52:19Our parents got the message

00:52:21Always saying no

00:52:22To come back my yeses

00:52:24You know me better

00:52:25And I'll give you credit

00:52:27People say we look at the same

00:52:28But I don't think we do it

00:52:29Ooh, baby

00:52:30It's a consequence of sharing this

00:52:31And we'll clash like the

00:52:33Oh, Paige

00:52:36I believe this questionable phone case

00:52:37Belongs to you

00:52:39Oh, Paige

00:52:40Now, let's see

00:52:46Whose case is this?

00:52:47That's mine

00:52:51What's your background?

00:52:52Tessa Thompson is Valkyrie

00:52:55AJ, it's you

00:52:57Come on, get in there

00:52:59Come on

00:53:00Let's go

00:53:01You two go

00:53:01Rules are rules

00:53:02We don't make the rules

00:53:03They're just rules

00:53:04Have fun

00:53:07Use the dental dams

00:53:10Oh, I got one

00:53:17Did you know that pandas fake their pregnancies to get extra food?

00:53:24Oh wow, another random animal fact so soon?

00:53:29I know, I'm just nervous

00:53:32Don't you kind of know me by now?

00:53:34Yeah, I kind of do

00:53:36Okay, let me think of a random animal fact while you get yourself together

00:53:45Psst

00:53:47You could also just tell me something real

00:53:53Yeah

00:53:55Okay, yeah

00:53:58Um

00:54:03I'm terrified of flying

00:54:06Is that all you're giving me?

00:54:07Yes, well, I don't

00:54:08I just

00:54:09I don't think that

00:54:11Humans are meant to sit in chairs in the sky, you know?

00:54:14Like

00:54:15Like that's messed up if you think about it

00:54:17Damn

00:54:19We are bad at the small talk thing

00:54:23I tried

00:54:24But at least it's better than us awkwardly making out

00:54:27Yeah, I mean, what can you imagine what suddenly we're hardcore making out?

00:54:32That just sounds

00:54:34Come on

00:54:35Really crazy

00:54:35It would be hilarious

00:54:37It would be just super funny

00:54:40Yeah

00:54:41Funny like this being my first kiss

00:54:45Very funny

00:54:46I know everyone makes assumptions about me

00:54:53The mysterious AJ compost

00:54:56Brooding leather jacket type

00:54:59But um

00:55:01No, I'll never kiss anyone

00:55:03Ever

00:55:05I guess we have that lack of experience in common

00:55:07Yeah

00:55:13Well, why haven't you?

00:55:14I mean, I'm sure that

00:55:15You know, people probably want to

00:55:18I'm not opposed to it

00:55:20I'm not opposed to it either

00:55:23Kissing someone?

00:55:25Kissing you

00:55:27Oh

00:55:37Do you think that this is going to be awkward later?

00:55:57No, I really don't think so

00:56:00Do you have enough room?

00:56:04We're being weird about this

00:56:05Yeah

00:56:07And this really does not have to be weird

00:56:09No

00:56:11It doesn't

00:56:20I honestly don't think I'm going to be able to fall asleep

00:56:23Like my mind is racing from this whole cowards thing

00:56:26You're really lucky your mom is so supportive of you being gay

00:56:29No, I was going to say an artist

00:56:32Oh

00:56:32Thank you

00:56:33Yeah

00:56:35I feel like I would never pursue something like that

00:56:38Because of your parents

00:56:40Like

00:56:42To them

00:56:43Everything artistic is a risk

00:56:46Which

00:56:48I guess I get

00:56:51What did they say when you came out?

00:56:53When I told my mom I was bi

00:56:55She didn't really say anything

00:56:56What

00:56:59When Gabby came out she made it pretty impossible to ignore

00:57:03She did it at her 14th birthday party

00:57:06Like at the party

00:57:07Oh wow

00:57:08Yeah

00:57:09I think my abuela was going to puke

00:57:14Is it hard having a twin?

00:57:18I mean I love her

00:57:20And we have this really special cool bond

00:57:22But Gabby's also painfully charming and

00:57:27Everyone's obsessed with her

00:57:32It's just an impossible comparison to live up to you know

00:57:39That was a lot

00:57:40I don't know why I told you all that

00:57:41It wasn't a lot

00:57:43I'm glad you told me

00:57:44But what about you?

00:57:48Is it hard growing up with just your mom?

00:57:51Sometimes but

00:57:54Not really

00:57:57I just love her so much

00:58:00She's like my best friend

00:58:03Don't tell her that though she wants it too much

00:58:05One day she just decided she wanted a kid

00:58:10So she got some sperm and she did it herself

00:58:15That's pretty badass

00:58:20Now I know where you get your confidence from

00:58:21What are you talking about?

00:58:25You're the one who has the whole quiet confident thing going on

00:58:30Nobody ever knows what you're thinking

00:58:34Including me

00:58:38I'm working on it

00:58:51I'm working on it

00:59:07We should

00:59:08Yeah, you're right

00:59:09We should probably get some sleep

00:59:11Yeah

00:59:12Yeah

00:59:19Okay

00:59:21Good night, Paige

00:59:37Good night, EJ

00:59:51Good night, go

01:00:13I'll watch you sleep

01:00:17And listen to you breathe

01:00:21I don't ever want to leave

01:00:27How much you sleep

01:00:30I love how scary I sleep

01:00:35Oh, I wanted with some Cheetos

01:00:38Hey, give me my food

01:00:42Hey

01:00:45Hey

01:00:47Oh my god, thank god you're here

01:00:49Gabby, drunk Gabby

01:00:53The stupid vending machine won't give me my food

01:00:57I got you

01:00:59Wow

01:01:01I'm telling you, listen

01:01:03I've tried this so many times tonight

01:01:05And it has not happened

01:01:07Oh

01:01:09Food

01:01:11Thank you

01:01:13It's so crazy

01:01:15I'm gonna walk you to your room, okay?

01:01:17If you wanna walk me back to my room page

01:01:19Then that's what we're gonna do

01:01:21I'm gonna do that

01:01:22Alright

01:01:23Remember

01:01:25Remember when I told you that me and Aya broke up?

01:01:27Yeah

01:01:29Well, it actually turns out that they broke up with me

01:01:33No one knows that though

01:01:37Gabby Campos got dumped

01:01:39Shhh

01:01:41Shhh

01:01:43Are you okay?

01:01:45Um, yeah

01:01:47I am...

01:01:49I'm not

01:01:51You're good at making me feel better though

01:01:55I can't

01:01:56I can't

01:01:57I can't

01:01:58I can't

01:01:59I'm sorry

01:02:00Why don't you wanna kiss me?

01:02:02Why does no one wanna kiss me?

01:02:04I'm sorry

01:02:05I just have a crush on somebody else

01:02:07It's the story of my life

01:02:10Am I right?

01:02:12Gabby?

01:02:13It's a Froyo loyalty card

01:02:23Yeah

01:02:25That it is

01:02:29See you later, alligator

01:02:33Good night

01:02:55Hey Jerry, wake

01:02:56Well friends, it doesn't get any bigger than this

01:03:05We're here at the historic Central Square Track and Field

01:03:08And we've got a big one today

01:03:10And this is the stuff dreams are made of

01:03:12But also nightmares if you're not in the top three

01:03:15It goes by so fast, like childhood

01:03:18I just hope that everybody takes every moment in

01:03:20And makes it special

01:03:22Now some would say there are no losers here today

01:03:24Is that true?

01:03:25Yeah

01:03:26Fantastic

01:03:28The polls say you're two points behind

01:03:30Oh yeah?

01:03:31I wouldn't trust the polls

01:03:32Especially when they're run by two freshmen who have crushes on them

01:03:34Okay, Todd and Henry did the best they can with the resources they have

01:03:37They're having the best they can

01:03:38Are they?

01:03:39Are they really?

01:03:40Guys, I'm Rich Z

01:03:41Have you guys seen AJ?

01:03:42Trace's next turn on the bus

01:03:43But then coach cornered me to talk about my mom's food preferences

01:03:45No, why?

01:03:46You have that anxious sweating through your clinical shrink deodorant look in your eye

01:03:49You should have me kiss last night

01:03:50SHUT UP

01:03:51And then Gabby tried to kiss me again

01:03:53Oh my god

01:03:54And I'm freaking out because AJ thinks it was both of our first kisses

01:03:57But it wasn't

01:03:58My first kiss went with Gabby

01:03:59And I don't know what to do

01:04:00Because I actually like AJ

01:04:02No shit

01:04:03Dylan

01:04:04Her kiss

01:04:06It was really real

01:04:07You know what I'm saying?

01:04:08It was really good

01:04:10Okay, Paige, take a deep breath because you can't have an orgasm on the field

01:04:14I just don't know what to do

01:04:15I don't want her to think that it didn't matter

01:04:17And I don't want her to think that I like her sister

01:04:19I don't

01:04:20And I don't want her to hate me

01:04:21We were talking all night and I really don't want her to hate me

01:04:23I don't want her to hate me

01:04:29What am I gonna do?

01:04:30Um, okay, well, first of all, you're gonna run the race

01:04:34And hopefully you won't trip and fall

01:04:36Yeah

01:04:37And then we can figure out what to say to AJ

01:04:38You feel like I'm gonna shit my pants like that marathon runner did

01:04:40Shit your pants?

01:04:41Please shit your pants

01:04:42It'll be hilarious

01:04:43No, please don't shit your pants

01:04:44It's gonna slow us down

01:04:45Sure, maybe don't shit your pants

01:04:46And that's it for the Javelin

01:04:48We're getting that young athlete carted off the field

01:04:50I'm sure they'll be okay

01:04:51They're doing amazing things now with blood platelet therapy

01:04:54Yikes

01:04:55And now we're on to the big one

01:04:57The granddaddy of them all

01:04:58The fastest 50 seconds in sport

01:05:00The 4x100 meter relay

01:05:02Trigger one

01:05:03There will be a gunshot to start

01:05:05But it's fake

01:05:06Tell me that I'm yummy when I'm driving in your car

01:05:09Tell me that you love me when we cruise the boulevard

01:05:12Baby, tell me that you like my style

01:05:15Make you my own girl now, yeah, yeah

01:05:17You're my queen, but daddy be be wearing the crown, uh

01:05:19We sit at the king's table

01:05:20The courts being civil, not disabled

01:05:21How would you approach a baton handball?

01:05:22Go like this?

01:05:23Okay, ready?

01:05:24Grab

01:05:25So I don't look?

01:05:26I don't look

01:05:27I don't look

01:05:28I don't look

01:05:29I don't look

01:05:30I don't look

01:05:31I don't look

01:05:32I don't look

01:05:33I don't look

01:05:34Grab

01:05:35So I don't look

01:05:36Do it again

01:05:37Ah, incredible

01:05:38Incredible

01:05:39And our hands did not touch

01:05:40Oh, but you have to do it backwards

01:05:41Just picture this, but backwards

01:05:42Okay

01:05:43Wow

01:05:44Let's go

01:05:45Put your board

01:05:46Good shot

01:05:47Here we are with the second leg of the race and for Miller High this is Gabriella Continental

01:05:51Here we are with the second leg of the race.

01:06:11And for Miller High, this is Gabriela Campos.

01:06:14She's one of the captains.

01:06:16Look at him go.

01:06:17Wow.

01:06:17She's really, she's just, she's just doing a lot of this.

01:06:20She's doing tons of this.

01:06:22This is going to be a crucial handoff here to newcomer Paige Evans.

01:06:25And to get it done, and now Paige Evans is off.

01:06:40Monetary things might gleam, but the sun makes the beams, and we are human beings, and God,

01:06:43that's an animal.

01:06:44Lying on the plane, but call us a cannibal, and it's terrible how we let ourselves get

01:06:48played on like an Atari.

01:06:49I'm not sorry, cause my heart beats for tomorrow's love.

01:06:53Now, now, tomorrow's love.

01:06:54Now, look at Miller High.

01:06:55They are neck and neck.

01:06:57Absolute surprise.

01:06:58Oh, the humanity of it all.

01:07:01Incredible.

01:07:01Linklater close behind.

01:07:03Now heckling in the lead.

01:07:04Miller High is summit.

01:07:05Miller High is second place.

01:07:19Oh my God.

01:07:22Oh my God.

01:07:23Oh my God.

01:07:24Second place.

01:07:25Hey, can I talk to you about last night?

01:07:29What about last night?

01:07:31What happened last night?

01:07:32My drunk ass tried to kiss Paige.

01:07:35I'm sorry.

01:07:35I should have asked and not just assumed because we kissed before.

01:07:39But honestly, I should probably apologize for that kiss too.

01:07:41I clearly don't deal with breakups now.

01:07:46I don't know about this.

01:07:47It's really not what it means.

01:07:48No, it's fine.

01:07:49You don't have six minutes.

01:07:50Can we please talk?

01:07:52No, it's fine.

01:07:53It's just a kiss, right?

01:07:56Actually, I should be apologizing to you.

01:08:00I'm king pun, so we're even.

01:08:02Holy shit.

01:08:03You guys like each other?

01:08:06Gab, really?

01:08:07Keep up, please.

01:08:09Shit.

01:08:10AJ, wait.

01:08:12No, Paige, Paige, Paige, Paige, Paige, Paige, Paige.

01:08:14Give him a moment, okay?

01:08:16It's okay.

01:08:17It's okay.

01:08:18It's okay.

01:08:23AJ, wait.

01:08:25Leave me alone, Gabby.

01:08:26Wait.

01:08:27I didn't know you liked her, okay?

01:08:29I never would have kissed her if I did.

01:08:30Yeah, I know, but this always happens.

01:08:33Every time I try to make new friends

01:08:34or just do my own thing,

01:08:36people always think of you first.

01:08:38I'm sorry.

01:08:39God, I'm so stupid for thinking this time was different.

01:08:42AJ, you're not stupid.

01:08:43Paige isn't even into me.

01:08:45She said she liked someone else.

01:08:46I'm guessing you?

01:08:48She never told me that.

01:08:49Just like you didn't tell me you were king pun?

01:08:51I mean, what is going on with you?

01:08:52Why wouldn't you tell me that?

01:08:53Because Mom and Dad would kill me if they found out

01:08:55I was spending time on literally anything

01:08:57other than school or track,

01:08:58let alone defacing the school.

01:09:00But it's me.

01:09:02AJ.

01:09:03I know.

01:09:06But everything I do

01:09:09is always overshadowed by you, Gabs.

01:09:12I needed something that was mine.

01:09:14How am I supposed to help you

01:09:15if you don't tell me anything?

01:09:16Help me with what?

01:09:18Mom and Dad?

01:09:19They're hard on me too, you know?

01:09:20Oh, now this is about you.

01:09:22Great.

01:09:22I'm sorry.

01:09:24I didn't mean it.

01:09:25Listen, I will be fine.

01:09:27Just let second place feel like last today, okay?

01:09:34Wow.

01:09:36AJ is king pun.

01:09:38Mm-hmm.

01:09:39Hmm.

01:09:39I did not see that coming.

01:09:42Here I go.

01:09:45Thank you for getting me my favorite, by the way.

01:09:47You're welcome.

01:09:48I mean, I got it for both of us, so I...

01:09:50Well, okay.

01:09:51Um, so, I hate to bring this up,

01:09:58but it's almost the end of the semester,

01:10:01and I was kind of wondering

01:10:02what you were planning to do

01:10:05about the whole suspension thing.

01:10:08Um, I have no clue.

01:10:10Mm-hmm.

01:10:11I don't want to give AJ away

01:10:13because her dad would be really upset,

01:10:15but I also don't want to ruin

01:10:16this little CalArts thing.

01:10:18Yeah.

01:10:18I get it.

01:10:20Everything is falling apart.

01:10:23She won't speak to me.

01:10:26She ignored me the whole time on the bus,

01:10:28and she hasn't answered any of my texts, so...

01:10:31How am I supposed to draw my happiest moment

01:10:33when I'm the most depressed I've ever been?

01:10:35Well, stop wondering

01:10:38how you could have done things differently, you know?

01:10:40I mean, sometimes you just have to

01:10:42let your feelings guide you.

01:10:44That's all you can really do,

01:10:45and then sometimes your head and your heart

01:10:48end up duking it out.

01:10:51Well, all those two things

01:10:53aren't really working right now, are they?

01:10:55She's gonna come around.

01:10:56You just gotta give her some time.

01:10:58That's the way this works.

01:11:00You didn't see the look on her face, huh?

01:11:02I know.

01:11:03I didn't, but...

01:11:05I've been AJ, okay?

01:11:09I've been you.

01:11:11I've been Gabby.

01:11:12You break hearts, you get your heart broken,

01:11:14and everything in between.

01:11:16That's just how it works.

01:11:17Be cool, and I think eventually

01:11:20AJ will hear what you're saying.

01:11:23Having feelings is evil?

01:11:25It's the worst.

01:11:28No feelings would be better,

01:11:29but that's just not the way it is.

01:11:32I do have one more really important question, though.

01:11:35What's that?

01:11:36How does Coach Murray look?

01:11:38Oh, like, seriously, level with me.

01:11:40Tell me everything.

01:11:41I want all the details.

01:11:43What do you mean you think all these bikers are gonna go?

01:11:47I don't know.

01:11:48I don't know.

01:11:50I'm telling you,

01:11:52Tim and Grace are stealing this election.

01:11:54Got no...

01:11:55Got no...

01:11:57No where else to hide in the deep.

01:12:05Got no...

01:12:07No one else to find for the scheme.

01:12:12Nothing, nothing, nothing

01:12:22Nothing that rise or fall

01:12:27It's all of us

01:12:30But you let us do it

01:12:33Take a seat

01:12:34For the team

01:12:37It's all of us

01:12:41For only you were caught moving

01:12:44Kerosene

01:12:45Kerosene

01:12:48Got your hands into the fire

01:13:06By the grease

01:13:08Got nobody to deny what they've seen

01:13:19Nothing, nothing, nothing

01:13:29Nothing that rise or fall

01:13:34It's all of us

01:13:37But you let us do it

01:13:40Take a seat

01:13:41For the team

01:13:44No, we don't know how to behave

01:13:47Had my fingers up screaming

01:13:52Fuck what you say

01:13:53Eh, eh, eh

01:13:54Start the whole world over earth

01:13:58We play

01:13:58Eh, eh, eh

01:14:01Toss and turn and every night

01:14:02I wanna feel safe

01:14:04Eh, eh, eh

01:14:06Ain't a room full of kerosene

01:14:08Just drop it in your glass box

01:14:24Thank you

01:14:25Take a seat

01:14:27For the team

01:14:29For the team

01:14:30It's all luminous

01:14:34We're only

01:14:35Just drop it in your glass box

01:14:36Thank you

01:14:37Yep, you got it

01:14:38For the team

01:14:40I'm sorry

01:14:49I'm sorry

01:14:49I just

01:14:50I really need to

01:14:51I don't know

01:14:52This is rude

01:14:52Um

01:14:53Um

01:14:54Sorry

01:14:57I dropped something up there

01:14:59So I have to go ahead

01:15:00I need to get ahead of you

01:15:02Thank you

01:15:03Sorry

01:15:03I'm gonna

01:15:04Hi

01:15:05What are you doing?

01:15:06Are you just going to ignore me forever?

01:15:08It's been three days

01:15:09Well, each one of them is felt like daylight savings

01:15:12That would make them an hour shorter

01:15:14Well, I told you I don't know the metric system

01:15:17I know you were forced to hang out with me on track

01:15:19But then you used me to get to my sister

01:15:21To hide from Chantal

01:15:22And to figure out who King Pan was

01:15:23Which you could have told me about, by the way

01:15:25Oh, because you were so honest?

01:15:27Okay

01:15:28I deserve that

01:15:29It's not like you told the truth, though, either

01:15:31Well, I wanted to tell

01:15:33You know that other place you can go to make out, right?

01:15:35That's really not what we're doing

01:15:37I wanted to tell you about King Pan

01:15:39That I was King Pan

01:15:40I wanted to tell you how I felt

01:15:42How I think about you all the time

01:15:45How

01:15:45When you look at me, I feel like my heart is literally beating in my ears

01:15:49And when you get flustered, I get flustered

01:15:50Because I think it's the stupidest, cutest thing I've ever seen

01:15:52But maybe this is why I didn't tell you

01:15:56Because I knew it was too good to be true

01:15:58You don't get to choose who you fall for, believe me, I get it

01:16:02AJ

01:16:02Look at me

01:16:04I like you

01:16:06I don't want to be runner-up

01:16:09Why does the vote for Dylan hashtag only have two posts when they're both from me?

01:16:19She hasn't posted in 12 hours, is that weird? That feels really weird

01:16:22Oh, do you care because it's King Pan or do you care because it's AJ and it's driving you nuts and not knowing what she's thinking?

01:16:27I'm not answering that

01:16:29Listen, I just know how much trouble AJ will be in if I tell on her I don't know what to do

01:16:33Fleeing is always an option

01:16:35You're going to be a great president, Stacey

01:16:37Thank you

01:16:39Wait, you didn't vote for me?

01:16:42You're me and AJ's uniforms?

01:16:44Thank you, Gabby

01:16:45Just put it in there

01:16:46Hey, this had hot Cheeto dust on it when I got it

01:16:50Really weird

01:16:50Oh, Paige

01:16:54Principal Collins would like to see you in her office

01:16:58I know

01:16:59And, um

01:17:01Say your mom, I said

01:17:04Hi

01:17:05I will not

01:17:06Okay, let's just get this over with

01:17:13I'm King Pan

01:17:15There, I said it, okay?

01:17:16I accept whatever consequences you determine for me and I'll face them

01:17:20Wait, let me get this straight

01:17:21You are also King Pan?

01:17:23Yes

01:17:24Okay, I'm King Pan

01:17:25We're all King Pan

01:17:26In fact, I'm Queen Pan

01:17:28Huh?

01:17:28Is it root vegetable season?

01:17:29Because it's turnip time

01:17:31See?

01:17:32No, I'm King Pan

01:17:34We know you're not King Pan, okay?

01:17:35AJ Campos came in about an hour ago and she confessed to everything

01:17:37Wait, what?

01:17:38Do you want to get suspended too?

01:17:40I'm just curious because it feels like you want to get suspended

01:17:42And I don't know about you, but I'm not trying to do double the paperwork

01:17:45I got things to do

01:17:46Wait, suspension?

01:17:47You suspended her?

01:17:48Yes, I suspended her

01:17:50She came in and gave me all the evidence I needed

01:17:52And she's allowed back into school next semester

01:17:54Next semester?

01:17:56Do you understand how space and time works?

01:17:58Oh, God

01:17:59The semester ends this week

01:18:00Why are you still here?

01:18:02I have things to do

01:18:03Wenches to boss

01:18:04And turkey legs to motorboat

01:18:06And history to write

01:18:08Okay, I'll leave

01:18:09Well, do you want to help me with the corset?

01:18:11Because it's...

01:18:12It is like a whole panic room

01:18:15On my back

01:18:16Like, I want to win

01:18:30But I just, like, I don't want to see you lose

01:18:32I'm gonna win, babe

01:18:33I don't know if you are

01:18:34I think I will

01:18:35Oh, yeah?

01:18:35You think you're gonna win?

01:18:36I know I'm gonna win

01:18:37Yeah, tell me again

01:18:38You're gonna win

01:18:39I'm gonna win

01:18:39I'm gonna fuck it

01:18:40I need your help

01:18:42Stacey, I need you to call Gabby

01:18:44Are you serious?

01:18:47She's relapsing

01:18:48It's the opposite, actually

01:18:49I'll fill you guys in while we work

01:18:50We should go

01:18:51Work on what?

01:18:54Paige

01:18:55What are we doing?

01:19:12You know I can't be here right now

01:19:14Take the moment

01:19:14Jesus Christ

01:19:18What the hell are you doing?

01:19:20Put that away

01:19:20Gab, stop

01:19:24Are you just trying to get me expelled at this point?

01:19:29Listen, I know you're still upset

01:19:30Yeah, more so now

01:19:31But I will always have your back, okay?

01:19:33If you're going down, I'm going down with you

01:19:35Okay

01:19:35Yeah, I appreciate the gesture

01:19:37But this is not gonna help me at all

01:19:38In fact, I think it's gonna get me in more trouble

01:19:40Also, what the hell is it?

01:19:45Isn't it obvious?

01:19:46No

01:19:47I feel like I'm playing Pictionary with an infant

01:19:49It's supposed to be an arrow

01:19:51You were supposed to follow it

01:19:53What?

01:19:54Listen

01:19:55I love you, okay?

01:19:57Even when we fight

01:19:58And you're a fucking incredible artist

01:20:00And an amazing person

01:20:01You deserve to win, AJ

01:20:03Alright, I do appreciate that

01:20:05So please

01:20:06Follow my shitty arrow

01:20:08When we met

01:20:19I worried that

01:20:21You and me

01:20:22Sparked too easy

01:20:24Did me in

01:20:30With your grief

01:20:31We grew into something heavy

01:20:34Been a while

01:20:41We lost touch

01:20:42I feel like a stranger

01:20:45I ran out on your love

01:20:48Oh, babe, you don't blame me

01:20:50I change like the seasons

01:20:53Good afternoon, everybody

01:20:57Just a quick reminder

01:20:59There's about 50 spots open

01:21:01For the annual Renaissance Fair

01:21:02So if you'd like to sign up

01:21:04You can still do that

01:21:05In my office

01:21:06Moving on

01:21:08To the real reason we're here today

01:21:09The election results

01:21:10And a quick thank you

01:21:12To your peers here on stage

01:21:14Who have worked so hard

01:21:16To earn your vote

01:21:17To become

01:21:18The next student body president

01:21:20And out of the two

01:21:21I have no idea who it could be

01:21:23It's such a close race

01:21:25Between the both of them

01:21:27Without further ado

01:21:29Your next president is

01:21:32Stacey Clark

01:21:34Thank you

01:21:36Madam President

01:21:37First gentleman

01:21:38Okay

01:21:39I am so honored

01:21:50To be your new student body president

01:21:51As many of you may know

01:21:53I've worked tirelessly

01:21:54To make this dream happen

01:21:55And I want to give a huge

01:21:56Shout out to everybody

01:21:57Who's helped me along the way

01:21:59I'm looking at you

01:22:00Tom and Henry

01:22:00As promised on my campaign trail

01:22:04I will be completely transparent

01:22:06About all my policies

01:22:07And I also will be challenging

01:22:09The administration

01:22:10On any issues

01:22:11I believe may have pushed back

01:22:12Here we go

01:22:13In fact

01:22:14I'd like to serve right now

01:22:16By introducing you guys

01:22:17To my very first project

01:22:19The beautification initiative

01:22:21It's about time

01:22:22We took a page

01:22:23Out of King Pun's book

01:22:24And filled these school walls

01:22:26With color and life

01:22:28It's time we reinvested in art

01:22:30No matter what the administration says

01:22:32I voted for you bitch

01:22:33Therefore

01:22:34To launch this initiative

01:22:36I'd like to welcome

01:22:37A beautiful artist

01:22:38To the stage

01:22:39Paige Evans

01:22:40You look like a serial killer

01:22:47Change your eyes

01:22:47What is she doing?

01:22:50Wait

01:22:50I can't believe

01:22:51I've become an accomplice to this

01:22:53You're gonna be surprised

01:22:55By a lot of the things

01:22:56You do with me

01:22:57I'm mostly talking about sex stuff

01:22:59Just so you know

01:23:01Hello

01:23:04My name is Paige Evans

01:23:09Yeah, yeah, Paige

01:23:11Some of you guys may recognize me

01:23:16From that party I attended once

01:23:18Jesus

01:23:20This is terrible

01:23:23Good job

01:23:25Like King Pun

01:23:29I too am also an artist

01:23:32And I believe that art

01:23:36Is supposed to make you feel something

01:23:38King Pun isn't vandalizing school property

01:23:42They're actually bringing life into this place

01:23:46Have you ever walked into school

01:23:48And had a bad night

01:23:51Or had a breakup

01:23:53And saw a mural

01:23:55And laughed or smiled?

01:23:58Yes

01:23:59So, exactly

01:24:01I don't

01:24:04I don't think that King Pun

01:24:06Has to be punished for that

01:24:07And as your new class president

01:24:11I agree

01:24:12Grace

01:24:15It's a coup

01:24:17Please, please

01:24:20Hi

01:24:23Hi

01:24:25So, age is King Pun?

01:24:28I just need you to know

01:24:29That when I'm with you

01:24:30It's not about Gabby

01:24:31It's not about track

01:24:33Paige, I don't really want to talk about it

01:24:34Just let me finish, okay?

01:24:37Please

01:24:38Yeah

01:24:41I've been really struggling

01:24:43With this stupid prompt

01:24:45Trying to figure out

01:24:47What my happiest moment feels like

01:24:49I can't hear anything

01:24:50Hey, you guys know what's happening?

01:24:52I've realized that it's not just one moment

01:24:55It's every moment that I've had with you

01:24:57Falling for you has been the happiest moment of my life

01:25:01And making this has been the easiest thing I've made all semester

01:25:06Oh my god

01:25:12Wow

01:25:17Ian

01:25:19It really hasn't been the easiest thing

01:25:22I haven't slept in 24 hours

01:25:25But you get the idea

01:25:27Can I talk now?

01:25:32Only if it's good

01:25:33I'm really sorry I threw you in the bus

01:25:39And let you take the fall for me

01:25:40It was wrong and really messed up

01:25:42I just wanted to spend every second I could with you

01:25:45And every stupid pun and mural and drawing

01:25:51Brought us together

01:25:52So I couldn't stop

01:25:55Because I was falling for you too

01:25:57Okay

01:26:01That was good

01:26:03Yo, can y'all speak up, man?

01:26:05We can't hear you

01:26:05Shut up, Tim

01:26:07What do we do?

01:26:12I think we can just look at the idea

01:26:14Okay

01:26:14Oh, thank God

01:26:21How are you going to get that to CalArts?

01:26:26Uh, my mom's got it covered

01:26:28There's only 15% battery left

01:26:32Oh, yeah, I know

01:26:34I brought the charger so that we could have a little fun with this bad boy in your office later on

01:26:37And by later on, I mean in like 90 seconds

01:26:40We should go

01:26:41Thank God this went well

01:26:46Could you imagine if she got you turning me down on tape?

01:26:50Hello

01:26:50Oh, yep, there you are

01:26:52I was sitting here the whole time

01:26:53Did you not notice?

01:26:54No

01:26:54Why are you smiling?

01:26:57What are you talking about?

01:26:58I know you took some of my hair

01:26:59I know that you're in love with me

01:27:01Whoa, okay

01:27:02Don't flatter yourself

01:27:03You're not my type

01:27:04Two, of course I took your hair

01:27:05How else is a love spell supposed to work?

01:27:07I'm exhausted

01:27:08You're welcome

01:27:10She really just called us out

01:27:13Paige!

01:27:16Okay, I know, I know

01:27:17Double the paperwork

01:27:18And I'm sorry

01:27:19And you're gonna have to suspend us both

01:27:22So

01:27:22I'm not suspending either one of you guys

01:27:24Really?

01:27:25What?

01:27:26Did I stutter?

01:27:26You guys need to clean your ears

01:27:28No, not suspending anyone

01:27:30And the beautification initiative?

01:27:32When the board hears about it?

01:27:33It was me

01:27:34Okay, that's fine

01:27:35Damn

01:27:36Oh, I'm not done yet

01:27:37You guys are also gonna run the face painting booth

01:27:39At the rent fair this year

01:27:41Anything with it

01:27:42That's the face I was looking for

01:27:44Looking like a bunch of wenches

01:27:45She's called us wenches

01:27:48Does this mean I have to paint Tam?

01:27:49I mean, I want to see we should be thanking her

01:27:51It's the first day in the job

01:27:53And you've already started a revolution

01:27:54Would you expect anything less?

01:27:56I can't use those dental dams

01:27:58There's some in your locker

01:27:58Thank you

01:28:01By the way

01:28:04That wasn't just a kiss

01:28:06Yeah, that's shit

01:28:08The thing about art

01:28:12Is that you can't force it

01:28:13It's a lot like love

01:28:14You should just let it come to you

01:28:17And not be afraid to be vulnerable

01:28:18I spent so long comparing myself to other artists

01:28:22To my peers

01:28:23To King Pun

01:28:24When I finally stopped

01:28:26And I started living my life

01:28:27My art caught up with me

01:28:29And you know what?

01:28:31It looks pretty damn good from here

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