28th May 2025
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00:00** music **
00:04Two minutes gone.
00:08There tea toast.
00:14Chameleon is that?
00:15It should be right at the worst.
00:19Coffee is it?
00:21** cough **
00:23Oh dear.
00:25There you need to get some of the chameleon tea down here, I'll make you some if you want.
00:30No, it's a bit hick-a-dick of that for me.
00:31Poppy, you're just fine, thanks.
00:34Well, in the end, then,
00:36it gets past you, does it?
00:38No wonder you're a DS.
00:40Now, Royston has gone to see some diesel train
00:43and he has dragged poor Nina along with him.
00:46Oh.
00:47This seems really, uh,
00:49really boring.
00:51Well, uh, I'll be over there, Bernie.
00:53Oh, okay.
00:56Oh!
01:00Hey.
01:01Go on.
01:02I'll be just happy if you need to work with her.
01:04Oh, no, I'm fine.
01:05Fine.
01:06Anyway, I need to talk to you.
01:09Go on.
01:10Brady's been released under investigation
01:12after the break-in at your old place,
01:13so I just wanted to check that you still think he did it.
01:17Well, he did, so...
01:20We all want revenge on Mercator, what he did to Craig.
01:24So we need to make sure that you're not getting yours
01:26by targeting his son.
01:28Right.
01:29Sounds like a bargain.
01:30Not my style.
01:33Well, in that case, we've got a problem,
01:34because it's not an alibi.
01:38You're not going to like who it's from.
01:44See?
01:45What did I tell you, Mrs. Sinner?
01:47Top of the old block might be cheap,
01:48but you can't handle a lot to save the life.
01:52I'll have to see if I can rescue it.
01:54I'm in a lifestyle of lots of it.
01:56Well, I'd taste it first.
01:57Milk's on its own.
02:00Not yours, Mrs. Seymour.
02:02Yours is another milk.
02:05Um, who is that from?
02:07So, I spoke to Kirk last night.
02:10Oh.
02:10Yeah, um, he said because the funeral's in Norfolk,
02:13they're going to do a memorial up here for Craig.
02:16Oh, that's nice.
02:17Yeah.
02:19Helps everybody come to terms with their spoils.
02:21Yeah.
02:22Yeah, that's the plan.
02:24And I think, as well, because the funeral's family only,
02:28this'll give Kirk a chance to mourn Craig
02:30with everyone from round here, as well.
02:31They really cared about him.
02:35Yeah.
02:37Anyway, wish me luck.
02:49I've not seen a queue like that since 89,
02:53when I was in Mahesa and, uh, giving out free Tiger Balm foot rubs.
02:58Craig said he said,
03:01you know, this one time, Tony Wilson came up to me and he said,
03:04I need to talk to you.
03:05Well, do you know a boy?
03:08I did, yeah.
03:10Do you have any idea what you've done?
03:13Either you tell us why you think you've made a massive mistake
03:15that he wasn't brought here,
03:16or I'll do you for perverting the course of justice.
03:19Yeah, that looks quite appalling to me, to be fair.
03:24Yeah.
03:24Isn't it, Josh?
03:26Well, there's God in that lad, Kit.
03:29You just need a chance to prove it.
03:32You know, you'd have nicked our Gemini and Apollon
03:34without a second thought a few years back,
03:36and look how they turned out.
03:39Well, not Apollon, obviously, because he's not here,
03:41but you know what I'm saying.
03:42Don't let me tell you,
03:43it's probably some guilt treatment to let him bore with you.
03:46I'm not, I'm not, I swear.
03:48What was I supposed to do?
03:50Like, Brodie, it's family.
03:52You can't just abandon him.
03:55You're right.
03:58He's saying a lot.
03:59Right, do you want to serve him?
04:02I did, but now I'm more interested in
04:05why you're saying Brodie's family.
04:11The price is the price, yeah?
04:13Starts haggling, we walk away.
04:15Guaranteed you'll come running.
04:17It's a good deal.
04:18Except it's not, is it?
04:21He doesn't know that, though.
04:23It's your problem.
04:25If I knew this,
04:26I'd have had to have found myself a conscience.
04:28What's so sudden about it?
04:29A casual knock-off motor is nothing compared to the tricks we pull back in a day.
04:34That was a long, long time ago.
04:37In a galaxy far, far away.
04:40Lighten up, will you?
04:42The car will be at that Mitchell precinct thing at half one,
04:45and I need someone to shift it.
04:47So are you in, or not?
05:02Wow.
05:03I need a picture of health.
05:07Oh.
05:08This is my third packet.
05:10Is it your third packet?
05:12Mm-hmm.
05:13Oh, well, you should be at home.
05:16Maybe sipping some soup,
05:17one of them hot towels, Landred.
05:19I don't think you'd have a towel, though.
05:22Sure wouldn't in the morning.
05:25I can't take my day off today.
05:27You need me.
05:28Need you to what?
05:29Give him a call.
05:30Look, I know you're trying to get justice for Craigie, but, you know,
05:35you can't go in like that.
05:36Let's get you home.
05:38Go on, I can't after you.
05:40Come on, you're not going to get better when I go see him.
05:43It's a good thing.
05:45Um.
05:53I don't want to hold you underneath yourself.
05:56Oh, no, two minutes.
05:59Do you seem to see more?
06:04What do you think you're playing at?
06:06Is that a trick question?
06:08Well, I came to see about my shifts, but you were busy, the old birds were just prepped on.
06:12Uh, no.
06:14Excuse me?
06:15I said no, you don't have any shifts.
06:17Why?
06:18Because you're fired.
06:20It's not even your salon.
06:22Tell her.
06:27I don't want to work here anyway.
06:31You think you are that?
06:33You don't want to get me started on you.
06:35Me?
06:38Well, that's your reference gone down, Swanee.
06:43Hiya.
06:44Me and George just popped back to make a couple of butties for later.
06:47Do you want one?
06:47Yeah, of course she does.
06:49Does she?
06:49Yeah.
06:50I dropped something for your dinner.
06:51No, I haven't eaten.
06:52Well, make her one anyway. Use some of Brian's, um...
06:55I don't want any Brian's ham.
06:57Come on, I've got you some of them lovely barms that you like.
06:59You like?
07:01Well, I've had to face, I don't want anything to eat. Get over it.
07:05So, one ham then, yeah?
07:08Yeah, yeah, whatever.
07:11Um, actually, Todd?
07:14You stay here and make the butties,
07:15and I'm gonna make my way back to work and get ready for that meeting with, um...
07:20Mr...?
07:23You know the fella?
07:24Oh, yeah, him.
07:26Yeah.
07:29Hi.
07:30How are you?
07:31Cheers.
07:32Oh, sure.
07:34Oh, I'm sorry, Todd.
07:35It's all right.
07:36I thought someone was supposed to be taking pictures for the time I'm in.
07:41I'm sorry.
07:43It's all right.
07:44I'm going to find you a place.
07:47Oh, uh...
07:49How is everything?
07:50Um...
07:52Got good as a service.
07:59I mean, that is, uh...
08:00Very dewy.
08:02Open it up, there's an exclusive interview in there inside.
08:07Oh, that reminds me, I've got to finish that email to the clerk of the church.
08:12Checking that Smash Hits is all right, a religious ceremony.
08:16Never know.
08:19How do you send attachments on this?
08:23Oh, cool.
08:32There you go, it's done.
08:34Thanks.
08:37They will come round, you know.
08:39Oh, what, the kids?
08:40Yeah, yeah.
08:42Yeah, I'm sure.
08:45I wouldn't bank on it.
08:47I think I would disappoint you in the end.
08:50Would you allow my mum to cheer you up?
08:53Make you feel better about the world?
08:54Leave it out, Todd.
08:56I'm going to work.
09:02You will look at him.
09:03I'm not proud of her.
09:06Yeah, she's horrendous.
09:10But...
09:11What's that got to do with...
09:15Oh, my God, do you think he's yours?
09:19I think he might be.
09:21Listen, Sarah, I know it's a lot to take in, so...
09:26You had a kid with your best mate's missus?
09:28Wow.
09:29And you had him arrested?
09:31Oh, come on, Kit, I know you're a cop.
09:32Well, he ransacked my gaff.
09:35And you told me to report it.
09:36I don't know who he was.
09:37I didn't know he was your son.
09:38Oh, no, I'm sorry, it's just...
09:41Anyway, Bernie's got him an alibi, thinks he's misunderstood.
09:46I don't know, it's just a mess.
09:47I'm a mess.
09:48Maybe Leah was right about me.
09:52She was not right about you.
09:55Anyway, who's she to judge?
10:01Go on, then.
10:03That don't give.
10:05Tell the truth and watch him get sent down, or...
10:08Listen to Bernie and jeopardise my career in the process.
10:12I think you need to ask yourself what's more important.
10:17Why you want to go from here.
10:21And if Bernie is your son...
10:23Where does he fit in in all that?
10:28Then whatever I decide to do...
10:30You're okay with?
10:34Guess I'll have to be.
10:42How do you feel about answering a few questions?
10:45You know, customer survey, that type of thing.
10:47Are you happy with the ale or the box?
10:49To your satisfaction, how many pints is this up a week?
10:53Which, just how that's taken over...
10:55Oh, the ale is good, and the toilets...
10:59Well, I suppose that they're okay.
11:02As for how many pints I have, I don't know.
11:05But as of now, I'm getting in as much as I can.
11:11Every line's for Bernie.
11:15Hey, girl!
11:17Come and have a drink with me.
11:19I'm quite a headpiece sufferer.
11:24Pity party for one, isn't it?
11:26Something like that.
11:27Another pint, please.
11:29Yeah.
11:31Hey, I know you're messed up about Debbie.
11:33Oh, what's that got anything to do with Debbie?
11:37Fiona, then?
11:38Excuse me?
11:40Yeah, drinking out of the jars.
11:41Is it because of this Fiona woman?
11:43You look pretty intentious today.
11:46Come on.
11:47What's the story?
11:47Debbie's no story.
11:48She's an ex. I ran into her.
11:50That's it.
11:54It's going well?
11:55Yeah, I guess so.
11:55Well, look, I'm...
11:57I've got to make a move.
11:59What sort of drink?
12:03Places to go, people to see.
12:21Can I help you, Officer?
12:24Find it to yourself.
12:25Shouldn't you be out arresting someone for using the wrong pronouns?
12:29Funny.
12:35Keep going, then.
12:37What is it? Drill music?
12:39Amongst girls and gangsters?
12:41No, it's a slush, actually.
12:45Yeah, down as a snus bar.
12:47Yeah, well, that's because you know absolutely nothing about me, mate.
12:51Do you want, er...
12:53...a word?
12:54But not here.
12:56You going to risk me again?
12:57No.
12:59Then...
13:01...go there.
13:04But you're going to want to hear this.
13:29Only then I can post this episode daily.
13:42Oh, wow!
13:44Tidied up the place, then.
13:45I could have slushed it up a bit more, now.
13:48I'm going to withdraw my statement.
13:50Sorry I made the mistake.
13:53After all, Bernie saw you in the park, if that's what you're going with, yeah?
13:57Yep. I was on the swings, I can imagine.
14:01Listen, if I'm going to keep you out of STC, you've got to do me a favour.
14:05Eh, that sounds a little dodgy.
14:07I'm not messing around.
14:10I'm only going to do it on one condition.
14:12Go on, then.
14:15I want you to give your head a wobble.
14:19I don't want you to end up like Mick.
14:21Do you not?
14:23No.
14:25He's looking at life for what he did to Craig.
14:28Jail won't stop my dad.
14:31Give him a month, he'll be running that wing.
14:33Because that's what he does, he gets respect.
14:35No, he's a violent man.
14:37That's not respect, that's fear.
14:40Same.
14:44You know what? Withdraw your statement.
14:46Don't withdraw your statement.
14:47I couldn't give a toss.
14:49I'm not scared of going back into the STC.
14:52Brodie, I'm offering you a lifeline.
14:53Why though? What's in it for you?
15:00Right.
15:02I'm going.
15:13It happens you don't like these bandits.
15:15I know, right?
15:16She's lying about that, what else is she lying about?
15:19You're funny.
15:20Oh, come on, you're just trying to lighten the mood.
15:23It was easy when you were eating your dinner in a funeral parlour.
15:31Something wrong with your putty?
15:32Oh, it's a bit of almond pickle, isn't he?
15:34Not even you could mess that up.
15:36Don't start on me.
15:37I've already had mum going off on mum.
15:40What's going on with you two?
15:43Come on, George.
15:45Spill.
15:46Spill.
15:48You didn't hold back when you were giving me daily updates on your athlete's foot.
15:54What's so wrong with your mum?
15:57She's doing it best, I thought I'd be right for doing wrong.
16:01Mate, she's grieving.
16:03You of all people should understand that.
16:05All the cards and letters that you get from friends and families that have been through here.
16:10Thanking you for helping them deal with losing a loved one.
16:14Maybe mum needs that, George, right now.
16:18Or maybe she doesn't need me at all.
16:31Tighten up, decent sound system, the law.
16:35And you've never had any problems?
16:37Only problem I've got with this.
16:39This barn with it.
16:41We've got some good times.
16:44Well, it looks great.
16:45Well, Ellie will love it.
16:47Who's that, your partner?
16:48Er, daughter.
16:50Yeah, she's 18 next week.
16:51And deserves a decent present as well.
16:54It's been a... a hard year.
16:57Sorry to hear that.
16:58You know, she'd been ill for a long time.
17:00Er, my wife.
17:01It's been very hard.
17:04Hopefully this'll help put a smile on her face.
17:07Mind if I have it a test drive?
17:10Sorry, what?
17:11Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
17:12Um, of course.
17:14It's a job to do.
17:28Hiya.
17:28Hi.
17:32Thank you for that cake.
17:33What?
17:34Oh, no, I'm good, thank you.
17:35Well, I usually favour a bonbon, but we're getting a bit boring, do you know what I mean?
17:39I'll take boring, Miss Drama.
17:42I told you that.
17:43That Brodie, yeah.
17:45So?
17:45So, everyone's got a mastermind.
17:48Tell me about it.
17:50I've got more skeletons in my closet than gaffed hands.
17:53How many gaffed hands have you got? Never in your mind.
17:56You're not gonna change your mind, then, about Kev?
17:58Well, cos he's got me someone he shouldn't, someone that wasn't expensive to him.
18:02But I like him, I do, a lot.
18:04But, I just, I feel like...
18:07He's just, he's one of them people that, however much you get to know him,
18:11you don't, like, properly know him.
18:13Do you know what I mean?
18:14Yeah.
18:15Yeah, well, there's some things we keep to ourselves.
18:17I can't concentrate.
18:18She has to give us a stream of facts.
18:20You know, I'm his mum.
18:21I was meant to take care of him, but...
18:23I gave him up.
18:26Because I just wanted to look and just focus, and...
18:30I guess that, yeah.
18:32Yeah, I guess that the rest of us love...
18:35He's a work in progress, and who knows, you know,
18:37stepping up and doing the right thing by Broder.
18:40Might be the making of him.
18:41Stop doing me a favour, Kev.
18:43Get rid of them.
18:45I'm gonna get me some bonbons.
18:54I'm not looking for trouble.
18:56I swear, I just...
18:57I feel quite tricked.
19:02Enjoying your pain?
19:05Well, I was, yeah.
19:06I'd get one, but, er, your wife just sacked me, so...
19:11Well, I guess this is a celebration, then.
19:15What did I ever do to you, eh?
19:18Exactly.
19:19No.
19:20Look at me. I gave you that kick in, not me.
19:23I'm sorry for that, but guess what?
19:25You gave me hundreds.
19:27Got the scars to prove it.
19:29Right, er...
19:31Can I get a little pay before you put your deal?
19:34Nope.
19:41Oh!
19:42Declined.
19:51Well, that sealed the deal.
19:53Oh, hell, you'll be made up.
19:55Oh, er, when am I transferring the money?
19:57You will.
19:58When am I transferring the money?
19:59You will.
20:01I knew this would happen.
20:02Right, go on.
20:04How much do you want?
20:05I can stretch to another, er,
20:07a couple of hundred, if that's what I want.
20:09Your daughter deserves better.
20:13Er, I'm sorry.
20:14What?
20:15I'm doing you a favour.
20:17You...
20:18You don't want this car.
20:21Give me the keys.
20:22Here you go.
20:23I won't.
20:24But...
20:28Listen, you, er, make sure your daughter has a good thing, okay?
20:33Er...
20:35Yeah?
20:35Right.
20:47Yeah, to be honest, mate,
20:48no, not exactly.
20:49Yeah, no, the guy wasn't interested.
20:51So am I dropping it?
20:53Look, I'll be there in ten.
20:58Yeah.
21:09Two fingers.
21:10Whose car is this?
21:11Um, why the hell are you drink-driving?
21:22Cheers, mate.
21:23It's the best beer.
21:25Are you, er, sure you want to be seen with me?
21:29Well, a few years ago I'd have asked you the same question.
21:33Interesting.
21:34What did you do?
21:36Well, let's just say that I don't know where you are now.
21:39More than once.
21:41If you're such a bad lad,
21:43why'd you end up with Maria?
21:44Patron saint of so long.
21:46Why'd she end up with me?
21:48Well, I'm lucky to have her.
21:51I put her through a lot.
21:53Put her through a lot?
21:58Nick did, er, pop a number on you, didn't he?
22:01Oh, I got a lot worse to cry.
22:04I'm going to make sure it pays fair.
22:08Oh, Maria, love,
22:09do you mind if I ask you a couple of questions?
22:11Er, don't now, Brenda.
22:12I've got a few questions on my own.
22:16Wait, is anyone drinking with you?
22:18Babe.
22:19No, not here.
22:20Home.
22:20Now.
22:23Oh, look.
22:24It's Weatherfield's answer to John McClane.
22:27This won't take long.
22:28Neither did Maria.
22:29Still, that's Sarah's problem now.
22:32We've dropped all the charges against Brodie.
22:35I've decided to withdraw my statement.
22:39About time and all.
22:41Are you serious?
22:43The good ones are seeing me because of all this.
22:45I've got my neck on the line.
22:48Is that it?
22:49Or...
22:50I told Brodie that he needs to treat this as a fresh start.
22:53Sort his head out.
22:56Got an out to fill with you?
22:57Well, it has.
22:59You are going to step up and be a problem, Mum.
23:02He needs to stop idolising scumbags like Mick.
23:07He's always looked up to his dad.
23:11But he won't anymore.
23:13Because by the time I finish with him,
23:16Mick's going to look like no one's here.
23:18Mick's going to look like no one's here at all.
23:34Get on.
23:39Hey, Mum, just give us that.
23:43Really?
23:44Yeah.
23:45I was cleaning, you know.
23:46I've got more bacteria on this than they'll see.
23:49Well, then what have you been doing with it?
23:53Oh, Cola, please give me it back. I'm going out my mind here.
23:56I just don't see the season up.
23:57Watch out.
24:00Any.
24:01There you go.
24:02Right.
24:03Check and see what come out.
24:09It's weighing.
24:13Yeah, apologies. I've been ill and...
24:17What?
24:21How about...
24:26Yeah.
24:28Yeah, all right, good.
24:31What's happened now?
24:36All right, it's got a good pulse. Let's do some checks on it.
24:40Mick!
24:42Mick!
24:46Mick!
24:47Mick!
24:48Mick!
24:49Mick!
24:50Mick!
24:51Mick!
24:52Mick!
24:53Mick!
24:54Mick!
24:55Mick!
24:56Mick!
24:57Mick!
24:58Mick!
24:59Mick!
25:00Mick!
25:01Mick!
25:02Mick!
25:03Mick!
25:04Mick!
25:05Mick!
25:06Mick!
25:07Mick!
25:08Mick!
25:09Mick!
25:10Mick!
25:11Mick!
25:12Mick!
25:13Mick!
25:14Mick!
25:15Mick!
25:16Mick!
25:19I should have told you you were coming, I would have tidied up...
25:21Mick, I need to ask you something, and I want you to be completely honest with me.
25:29OK.
25:30Is this how this is gonna be?
25:32You're from now on.
25:34You're hiding stuff from me, keeping secrets.
25:38Oh, look, I should have told you about Broadway, did I?
25:42It's not just about that.
25:44about that is I can't keep falling for people and getting my heart broken it's
25:53just not fair on me or on Harry so what are you gonna do you're gonna break my
26:02heart I don't know I don't want to obviously all right thank you for being
26:18honest Sarah just wait I like you really like you but do I think we're
26:30gonna take lumps out of each other we might but one thing I know for sure I'll never lie to you again
26:39you can't just say that to me
26:41right I'm not
26:43I need to be able to trust you
26:45like seriously because otherwise
26:47there's no point
26:49in any of this
26:51right and you can I promise
26:53ok
26:55ok
26:57yeah ok
26:59but
27:01my last chance because if you
27:03wouldn't ever either
27:05right if you must know
27:07I felt sorry for her ok
27:09sorry yeah it's not easy knowing everyone
27:11hates you and for good reason
27:13Mick's only been inside
27:15for five minutes and she's already trying to stick
27:17her tongue down your throat
27:19we're just talking well Gary why can't you
27:21see what she's doing
27:23I know that she can be a nightmare ok
27:25but Mick was knocking her about
27:27she's gotta bring up three kids on her own
27:29I just think the least we can do is
27:31cut her a bit of slack
27:33or do you think the kids should be punished as well
27:35no of course you don't
27:37obviously this has got nothing to do with the kids
27:39it's got everything to do with it
27:41and she's down to one income
27:43you know how's she gonna look after them
27:45now you've sacked her
27:47oh yeah of course
27:49yeah that's what she was trying to do
27:51she was buttering you up so that you'd help
27:53get a job back well yeah she probably was
27:55wouldn't you well I wouldn't have married Mick
27:57in the first place
28:01look would it really be that bad to just give her
28:03a few shifts
28:05Tim are you trying to tell me
28:07who I should hire and fire
28:09this coming from the guy who insisted on giving
28:11Mick a job no I'm not telling you what to do
28:13I'm just thinking about the kids
28:15but you know what just
28:17forget it
28:19I don't know
28:21the last time
28:23it isn't stolen
28:25I'm delivering it for someone
28:27who
28:29no one you know
28:31this has to do with her isn't it
28:33that Fiona woman
28:35what are you talking about
28:37yeah nice try
28:39you're up to something
28:41only now you've changed your mind
28:43listen
28:45I'm not gonna tell you again yeah
28:47get out the car
28:49drive off half court
28:51you wanna get pulled over but I thought I was gonna lose your license
28:53alright well I'll leave it for a bit
28:55I'll grab a coffee alright
28:57but it's got nothing to do with you
28:59you're only doing this because me sister finished
29:01with you so it kinda does
29:03look I'll tell you what
29:05let me dump this somewhere safe
29:07for you then this Fiona fancy
29:09pants can pick it up later
29:11what are you trying to help
29:13you think you're the only bro to have your heart
29:15broken by a woman
29:17because man we've got to stick together haven't we
29:19send me Fiona's
29:21details I'll tell her where and when to pick
29:23the motor up in a bit
29:25ok ok
29:27yeah ok
29:29good
29:37father
29:39oh Ronnie
29:41you owe me for this huh
29:43hey
29:45yeah change of plan
29:47yeah I'm out
29:49mate's gonna go and drop the car
29:51are you dropping somewhere
29:53give me a ring I'll take you in
29:57yeah I know we had an agreement
29:59but you're just gonna have to find
30:01someone else
30:03end of
30:15hiya love
30:17did they let you out then
30:19you know they did
30:21do I
30:23you gave me an alibi
30:25I've got to get out
30:27for you
30:29your mum needs all the help she can get
30:31now looking after your sisters
30:33the last thing she needs is you
30:35banged up and all
30:37besides one thing you'll learn about
30:39yours truly me and the old Bill
30:41never been big fans of each other
30:43your son's a copper
30:45yeah well he's the exception to the rule
30:47obviously
30:49thanks to me he looks alright I'll pick him up
30:51yeah well I'm sure he'll survive
30:55no
30:57I'm still not buying it
30:59buying what
31:01why you keep sticking your neck on the line for me
31:03I am nipping to you
31:05yeah well I've told you you remind me of our
31:07Paul when he was your age
31:09something else you're not letting on
31:11what is that
31:15mum
31:19is she ok
31:23why don't you know
31:25Mrs Henshaw
31:27yeah sorry it's gone to the wrong place
31:29probably because
31:31he's got sperm and twigs in his head
31:33instead of a groin but
31:35he'll be with you soon love
31:37cheers
31:39what are you doing
31:41running a crash for dimwitted drivers
31:43easy to drive in myself
31:45I mean why are you hiding in here
31:47when you should be sorting things out with George
31:51sorting what what's nothing wrong
31:53not what he's saying put guys in a right state
31:55convinced himself that you're gonna dump him
31:57what
31:59are you
32:01no of course not why would he think that
32:03maybe because you keep biting his head off
32:05every time he opens his gob
32:07look I know he's a fusspot but
32:09it's not because he cares
32:11I know
32:13are you angry because
32:15Julie you know
32:17trapped you in it with the lawn
32:19no I'm angry because Julie died
32:23you're right I have been taking it out on George
32:25I'll talk to him
32:27promise me
32:29cause he's got a face like a wet blanket
32:31yes I said go on
32:33scoot
32:35Todd
32:37thanks love
32:49she said he was really bad
32:51what if he doesn't make it
32:53hey that's not gonna happen is it
32:55your mum said he was stable so that's good
32:57I need to go and see him
32:59are you sure that's a good idea
33:01what she said she'll let you know
33:03when you can go to the hospital
33:05so why don't you stay put
33:07you can have a brew with me until you're here
33:11I got your text
33:13what's going on
33:15you texted him
33:17I thought kid might be able to help
33:19next year you're stitching him up
33:21some guys have done it over
33:23who'd do that
33:25probably narrow it down to a few hundred
33:27think you're funny
33:29no I'm just saying it could have been anyone
33:31or the cowards
33:33yeah well
33:35kid can find out who did it
33:37me?
33:39yeah you're supposed to be a copper aren't you
33:41you owe him
33:43oh well I'll do my best but I'm not making any promises
33:45what if they do it again
33:47well they won't
33:49how do you know
33:51because it was probably a warning
33:53some old grudge
33:55anyway you'll be in a safer place now
33:57I need to go and check on my sisters
33:59thanks
34:01no it's a pleasure love
34:03right and you tell me as soon as you hear anything
34:13there you go
34:15thanks
34:17so
34:19this was unexpected
34:21full of surprises I mean
34:23and that's of interest to me because
34:25I'm about to make a lot of money
34:27I'm also the one who taught Ronnie
34:29how to deliver a motor
34:31what? why?
34:33because he was drunk
34:35and because he's out of his depth
34:37he needs someone he can rely on, someone smarter
34:39and that's you
34:41I know all about your little money making scheme
34:43it's for amateurs
34:45I'm offering you the chance to turn pro
34:47really?
34:49you need to go legit, I can help you
34:51how?
34:53you supply me with the faulty cars
34:55wave them through the MOTs
34:57we split the profit when we sell them all
34:59wave them through the MOTs?
35:01feed the bakery
35:03make it sound easy
35:05yes, I run a garage
35:07trust me
35:09you'll be the easiest money you'll ever make
35:19right have you returned any of my calls?
35:21yes
35:23I've got a title to a day off
35:25you've been avoiding me?
35:27I'm not avoiding you, I've had a lot on
35:29right, well Costello wants us in his office
35:31what for?
35:33oh don't pretend like you don't know
35:35Mick was beaten up in prison
35:37good, but what's that got to do with us?
35:41Costello thinks it was an inside job
35:43I wonder why he thinks that
35:47it was you
35:49oh my god
35:51Kit, you are an idiot
35:53Lisa, we killed Tink
35:55yeah, and he will pay for it
35:57we've got more than enough
35:59to put him away for life, Kit
36:01I don't care
36:03he needed a taste of his own medicine
36:05and that's your only reason?
36:07what? you're saying he didn't deserve a good kick?
36:09no
36:11you know they're going to find out
36:15only if you tell them
36:17I promise this I won't
36:21I'll do it
36:23I can't stop you
36:25but look me in the eyes and tell me
36:27that he didn't have it coming
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37:07hello?
37:09it's me
37:11Mick, are you alright?
37:13they said you'd been attacked
37:15some guys
37:17took me
37:19and left me in bed
37:21where were they?
37:23I don't know
37:25but I found them, they're dead
37:27look
37:31you come over
37:37I don't know
37:40what?
37:42I'm sorry
37:44okay
37:46for everything
37:50you know I love you, right?
37:54I know
37:56so you'll come over
38:01okay
38:05promise me you don't
38:07I've still got feelings for him
38:09what?
38:11kicks
38:13I need to, you see
38:17of course I do
38:19I'm really, really, really
38:21I'll see you soon, yeah?
38:23yeah
38:27oh god
38:29are you alright?
38:31no, I'm not
38:33I found Gary
38:36what, he's turned you up?
38:38well, it was more like her all over him
38:40bringing nerve on her
38:42he wouldn't do that, would he?
38:44why wouldn't he?
38:46well, it didn't stop him trying to persuade me to give her a job back
38:48did it?
38:50yeah, she obviously did a right PR job on him
38:52going on about how she's a victim of Mick and all
38:54and that she's glad he's in prison
38:58oh, she could be
39:00it's about time, truth
39:02oh, don't tell me you're siding with her and all
39:05no, I'm not siding with her
39:07it's just, Shona says it all the time
39:09we don't know what goes on behind closed doors
39:11at the end of the day
39:13no, I'm sorry
39:15you know what Lou's like
39:17she has me, she's a bad as in
39:21what, so because he's a psychopathic maniac
39:23it means she has to be in awe?
39:25yeah, you're sounding like Gary
39:27has she been chatting you up as well?
39:29no
39:31you do know Gary's got a bit of a past as well?
39:34what's that got to do with anything?
39:36well, according to your thought process
39:38you're just as bad as him
39:40maybe we should be sacking you and all
39:46why the usual please, Glenda?
39:48oh, that doesn't look good
39:50the thing's still locking back at the ranch
39:52worse
39:54can't seem to help me go without putting my foot in it
39:56oh, what have you said this time?
39:58I'm not even sure
40:00I must just have one of them really annoying faces
40:03oh, get over it
40:05I do, oh come here, come here, I do
40:07I've got to go
40:09oh, how about you?
40:11two thugs you're smacking while I'm at it
40:13ah, I'm good
40:15thanks
40:17well, any time you change your mind
40:19you know where I am
40:21oh, he's down in the dumps and all
40:23Debbie still won't give him the time of day
40:25I'm all friends here, love
40:29chance you two can work things out
40:32she's dead on you all, mate
40:34well, I think she's mad
40:36those two women want the reds knocking together
40:38turning their backs on two kind, considerate men like you
40:40prime of their life
40:42thank you
40:44you're welcome
40:46right, I'm going to go change the beer barrel
40:48so you two gorgeous hunks can commiserate
40:54I do hope Debbie changes her mind
40:56I always thought you two seemed like a great couple
40:58just got to move on
41:01might have advice, whatever's going on between you and Eileen
41:03get it sorted
41:05you don't want to wake up one day and find yourself
41:07in my shoes
41:17that's all this?
41:19I'm making your favourite for dinner
41:21don't worry
41:23you've not forgot our anniversary
41:25it's just
41:27it's just my way of saying sorry
41:29sorry for flying off the handle before
41:31I overreacted
41:33right, well
41:35good you forgot this though
41:39it's my way of saying sorry
41:41because you were right, as always, you know
41:43I should never have taken Mick up
41:45so
41:47just ignore everything I say from now on
41:49it's a bit late for that
41:51just give him a little jump back
41:53seriously?
41:55yeah
41:57it's like you were saying
41:59whatever Mick's done
42:01it's not the fault of them kids, is it?
42:03right, well
42:05you won't mind that I've asked her out for tea then, will you?
42:07no, not at all
42:09I should probably be moving in
42:11when there's no express neck on her
42:13Mick's got an express neck on her
42:25Todd said you wanted to talk to me
42:27yeah, I did
42:29do you want to go and sit down?
42:31is it about me fussing over you all the time?
42:33because if it is
42:35no, no, it's not about you
42:37it's about me
42:39everything with Julie
42:41I've been
42:43taking it out on you
42:45and I shouldn't have
42:47alright
42:49I'm really sorry
42:51for being such a
42:53gnarky cow, do you forgive me?
42:55of course I do
42:59actually
43:01I've got a bit of a surprise for you
43:03oh?
43:05I've decided I'm going to whisk you away for a couple of weeks
43:07straight after Julie's funeral
43:09when did you decide this?
43:11about half an hour ago
43:13I've already booked it
43:15where?
43:17Great Armourth
43:19you don't want to?
43:21it's not that
43:23it's just
43:25it's a little bit sudden
43:27well, no, it certainly needs to be more spontaneous
43:29yeah, but
43:31the police might
43:33find it a bit funny
43:35it's like we've absconded
43:37let them
43:39that's me being merciful and all
43:47ooh, got your eyes there
43:49the adults are getting frisky
43:51he'll be glad to know that we're making off
43:55pretty sure he don't want us to give you him, innit?
43:57no
43:59I'm going to take him
44:01for a pint and some pork scratchings in the roses
44:03I hate to ask Mum
44:05but, um
44:07have you done your eulogy for Julie tomorrow?
44:09have we written it five times?
44:11yeah
44:13yeah, of course we can
44:15I've been thinking
44:17it doesn't feel right, you know
44:19me coming and Jason not being able to make it
44:21I don't want that
44:23hey, I told you, I want you to be there
44:25yeah, we all do
44:27I'm sure I won't be in charge
44:29you won't be
44:31that's sorted, why don't you join us down the rovers?
44:33yeah
44:35I'm sure we can be persuaded
44:37you're as bad as them
44:39tell them everything I know
44:41we really do have no hope
44:45come on
44:51are you okay?
44:53absolutely
45:01ouch
45:03you need to look after yourself
45:05a bit better
45:07I'll tell you what
45:09I shouldn't be in here
45:11we can wait outside for a bit, mate
45:13I need to work with him in private
45:27what are you doing here?
45:29what are you doing here?
45:31taking a risk, aren't you?
45:33you don't seem as jumpy earlier, you were giving it the big eye out
45:35that was different
45:37what if Ronnie shows up?
45:39start asking questions
45:41your ex, I rang him, he's at home
45:43what you calling for?
45:45there were no hard feelings
45:47I'd found someone else to do business with
45:49alright, so
45:51that means we're all systems go
45:53I've spoken to my associates
45:55we've decided to accept your proposal
45:57on a trial basis
45:59trust me
46:01by the time we get this up and running
46:03you'll be begging me for more
46:05I hope so
46:09you'll stay for a drink then?
46:11we'll toast our new venture together
46:13let's not get ahead of ourselves
46:15besides, you've got an early start
46:17oh?
46:19we're delivering your first car in the morning
46:21in the morning?
46:23I never said that soon
46:25tomorrow, or not at all
46:27you are up to this
46:29yeah, totally
46:31just called me by surprise
46:33that's all, tomorrow's fine
46:35good, I'll be in touch
46:47where have you been?
46:49I had to talk to Kim
46:52ok, well you were meant to be resting up
46:54yeah, well this is more important
46:56more important than your health
46:58Lisa, we talked about this
47:00listen, Carla, Costello thinks that the attack on Mick
47:02was an inside job, and he was right
47:04I am?
47:06or was it?
47:08wait, was it Kit?
47:10he's just admitted it
47:12as cool as you like
47:16you told Costello?
47:19I don't know yet, why not?
47:21why do you think?
47:23I don't know
47:25he can't be protecting Kit
47:27he threw you under the bus for Joel
47:29yeah, but this is different
47:31how is it different?
47:33well, for a start, we're talking about Craig here, aren't we?
47:35yeah
47:39look, don't get me wrong
47:41Mick deserves what he got, but
47:43Costello finds out you knew something about it
47:45it's gonna be...
47:47well, let's just hope he doesn't then, eh?
47:49Lisa?
47:51is that it? Where are you going now?
47:53darling, I'm going to bed
47:55right, that's what you wanted, isn't it?
48:05oh dear, I should have come
48:07he wants me to check on who did this to you
48:10you give a damn
48:12I don't
48:14what are you doing here?
48:16you're calling us for a job to be done
48:18is it always good to check on the handiwork afterwards?
48:22this was you
48:25I could have guessed that
48:29you don't want me to end up assaulting a police officer to an early charge
48:36anyway
48:38you should be thanking me
48:40and doing your brodie a favour
48:43how's that?
48:45well, you being locked up in here
48:47he might turn out to be a decent human being
48:50but he can't with you still polluting his mind
48:54ring him
48:56tell him you don't want him to visit
48:58there's nothing to do here
49:00well, I'm making it about you
49:01well, you're making it about me
49:03do it, or the next time your friends pay you a visit, you won't be waking up
49:08brodie
49:13brodie's got nothing to do with you
49:15you can't care less about him
49:18well, that's interesting
49:21so go on then, kid
49:23and tell me
49:26why'd you do it?
49:29truth
49:32I enjoyed it, Mick
49:34seeing you lying here like a pathetic nobody
49:39and whenever I click my fingers
49:41I can take your missus and brodie just like that
49:45most fun I've had in ages
49:47look after yourself, Mick
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