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02:27As long as you give me a chance,
02:29I promise I'll do my best to help you complete this task.
02:34Okay.
02:36Then I'll give you another chance.
02:40I was going to use 100,000 taels of gold as a seal,
02:45but I didn't.
02:48100,000 taels of gold as a seal?
02:51Yue Teng, send the guests.
02:53Okay.
02:54Mr. Tao, please get up.
02:56100,000 taels of gold?
02:57Your Highness, why don't you give me 10,000 taels of gold first?
03:01Farewell.
03:08Your Highness.
03:16Your Highness, didn't you send this jade to the king the day before yesterday?
03:19Why?
03:20I don't think this jade is of any valuable quality.
03:24So I returned it.
03:26Your Highness,
03:28a few days ago,
03:29Prince Jin drew a painting and sent it to the palace.
03:31He said it was a treasure.
03:33Did you make an effort to get this jade?
03:36Prince Jin is my brother.
03:39It's normal for a father to care about his son and take care of his family.
03:44I thought I was precious,
03:46but in the end,
03:48I was not appreciated.
03:57I have to find a way to live on my own.
04:14What did you buy last night?
04:16It's a portrait of Mr. Tao.
04:35Stand up.
04:40Hello, sir.
04:44Hello, students.
04:45Have a seat, please.
05:02We're here to learn
05:04how to read.
05:13I'm sorry.
05:23Students,
05:25you can't break the rules of the academy.
05:28What rules, sir?
05:30You have to keep a distance
05:33between the desk and the desk.
05:37The academy was opened by my family.
05:40My rules are rules.
05:43Okay, okay.
05:45Yuanxiang,
05:46go back first.
05:55Let's continue our lesson.
06:01No.
06:03Xiaoman,
06:04look what you did to me.
06:09Ji Mo.
06:10Uncle Ji.
06:11Uncle Ji.
06:12Stop shouting. I'm here.
06:14Where did you go?
06:15Where else can I go?
06:16There's no business in Wan's House.
06:18I just took a nap.
06:19By the way, I have to tell you something.
06:20No, no, no.
06:21Listen to me first.
06:22I'm in trouble.
06:24You know about Pei Er?
06:25No.
06:26I didn't cancel my engagement yesterday.
06:28I'm getting married in three days.
06:30I've made a promise to Princess Alia.
06:32I can't just leave it alone.
06:35No, wait.
06:37What did you say?
06:38Pei Er?
06:39Pei Er?
06:40What's wrong with Pei Er?
06:41It's really unexpected.
06:43I didn't expect that
06:44Mrs. Pei would be interested in Pei Er.
06:46Now that Pei Er is dead,
06:47there's no obstacle.
06:49She took a lot of money from you,
06:51and now she's dragging your plan out.
06:53I told you
06:54not to take this deal,
06:55not to take this deal.
06:56But you didn't listen.
06:57What if Pei Er comes to us
06:58when the time comes?
07:02Pei Er is so lucky.
07:04Why didn't he die?
07:06Then tell me
07:07what we should do next.
07:09How about
07:10we run away?
07:12Run away?
07:14So your mother won't give you
07:15the Wan's House anymore?
07:19We'll come back when the time comes.
07:23In this world,
07:24there's no such thing as gambling.
07:25You said you offended
07:26the royal families of the two countries at the same time.
07:28Manager Qiao,
07:29you're really good at this.
07:30Then tell me
07:31where else can we go?
07:32If I listen to you,
07:34I'll have to leave it alone.
07:36I didn't say anything.
07:38Forget it.
07:39You can't help at all at the critical moment.
07:41You might as well be lonely.
07:44You're still counting on loneliness?
07:45Just for that little money,
07:46you know she's afraid of you.
07:48You even arranged for her to go to the girls' school to teach.
07:50She gets sick as soon as she goes to the school.
07:52She doesn't live every day.
07:53I think her illness
07:54can't be cured.
08:04You're in such a hurry.
08:05Where are you going?
08:07Mr. Ji Mo,
08:08where are you going?
08:10Sir, where are you going?
08:13You...
08:14What are you doing?
08:15After class,
08:16I'll go home.
08:18Don't worry, sir.
08:20I didn't understand
08:22what you learned today.
08:25Why don't you
08:26tell me about it?
08:27That's right.
08:28We have to eat first.
08:29Let's go.
08:30We have to eat first.
08:32Sir, don't push me.
08:35Don't push me.
08:36Don't push me.
08:37Don't push me.
08:38Don't push me.
08:39You eat first.
08:40I'll fight with you.
08:43Don't push me.
08:46Don't push me.
08:49That's the way it is.
08:51Come on.
08:52Let's count a few.
08:53Let's do a group survey.
08:54Do you have any good ideas?
08:56I have
08:58an idea.
08:59You have an idea?
09:00How old are you?
09:01You're chased by a group of girls
09:02running on the street.
09:06Uncle Ji,
09:07can you stop interrupting?
09:08Okay.
09:09Hurry up.
09:11This matter
09:12is a bit complicated.
09:13Let me explain it to you first.
09:15This bowl
09:16is from Xiling.
09:21This bowl
09:22is from Lu Zhao.
09:24This
09:25is the princess.
09:28This
09:29is you.
09:32Now they
09:33are mixed up.
09:35They are mixed up again.
09:39Can you tell
09:41who is you
09:42and who is the princess?
09:43How can I tell?
09:48Ji Mo.
09:49Ji Mo.
09:52What does this mean?
10:04Oh,
10:05my brother is so smart.
10:08It turns out that as long as I get the method,
10:10I can measure and change the beads.
10:19There are only three ways
10:20from the post house to the palace.
10:22I'll try to get people
10:24to block
10:25the other two ways.
10:29Hurry up.
10:30Three,
10:31two,
10:32one.
10:33Start crying.
10:34Let's go.
10:37The imperial wedding
10:38is in a hurry.
10:41So according to my arrangement,
10:42they will definitely go this way.
10:45We must pass
10:46to the palace.
10:47After I meet
10:48the silver team
10:49on this road,
10:50I will prepare the second way
10:51to stop in front of you.
10:53By then,
10:54I will find someone
10:55to create chaos.
10:57Ji Mo is right.
10:58Come on,
10:59smash the car.
11:00Yes.
11:02Be careful.
11:04Your Highness.
11:06Your Highness.
11:07The princess takes the opportunity to put on the bridal sedan
11:08and sit on the bridal sedan
11:09I prepared in advance.
11:10In this way,
11:11you can leave far away
11:12and fly high.
11:13High.
11:15It's really high.
11:17High, you big head ghost.
11:18Wait for the sedan to enter the palace,
11:20there is no bride to put on the bridal sedan.
11:22This is not revealed.
11:23Who said there is no bride?
11:25Stealing food for beads.
11:27The beam is gone.
11:29The pillar must be put on.
11:32And you, Miss Yutao,
11:33are that pillar.
11:35I will put on the bridal sedan
11:36and wait for you on that road.
11:37Your Highness, you go to the bridal sedan first.
11:38According to the chaotic situation at the scene,
11:40we will have a little time.
11:42Miss Yutao,
11:43you put on the bridal sedan on me
11:44and get on the bridal sedan.
11:45And I
11:46will pretend to be a person who creates chaos
11:47and run away.
11:49In this way,
11:50Miss Yutao,
11:51you don't have to worry about not being able to get married
11:52or high price.
11:53This method is good.
11:56But Your Highness
11:57didn't see your face?
11:59It's okay.
12:00Yes.
12:01I was originally
12:02invited by Your Highness to break off the engagement.
12:05If Yutao can't stay in the palace,
12:07he will go back to Xiling and Guining
12:09for the sake of missing his parents.
12:10At that time, the journey is long.
12:11In case of any accidents,
12:16you don't have to go back to Lu Zhao anymore.
12:21You two,
12:23is my plan perfect?
12:26Manager Qiao,
12:27if I can get away this time,
12:29I will pay more attention to it in the future.
12:31Don't worry, Your Highness.
12:33Everything
12:34is under my control.
13:00Your Highness,
13:01is Manager Qiao reliable?
13:03He won't break off the engagement, will he?
13:04Yutao, stop talking.
13:05I'm nervous.
13:07I've come this far.
13:08I have to believe it even if I don't believe it.
13:10Okay.
13:12Yutao, go down quickly.
13:13Call me when you get to the place.
13:14Okay.
13:21Drink well later.
13:23Drink well.
13:26Come on.
13:27And you guys.
13:28And you guys.
13:29Everyone has a share.
13:30Everyone has a share.
13:31It's dangerous.
13:32Dangerous?
13:33How can it be dangerous?
13:34Let me tell you.
13:35They will never do it.
13:37If they do it,
13:38we will retreat.
13:39Got it?
13:42Congratulations, Your Highness.
13:43Congratulations, Your Highness.
13:44Congratulations.
13:46Congratulations, Your Highness.
13:47Congratulations, Your Highness.
13:50Your Highness,
13:51someone has blocked the way to the wedding.
13:54As expected,
13:55we must ensure the safety of the princess.
13:56Someone will definitely attack the princess on the way to the wedding.
13:59Go to the princess right now.
14:02If anything happens,
14:04you come back with me.
14:06Yes.
14:12Thank you very much.
14:14Come to my room later.
14:17Come on.
14:18Hurry up.
14:19Move.
14:20Hurry up.
14:26Hurry up.
14:34Yue Tao,
14:35where are we?
14:36Your Highness,
14:37there is a tea stall ahead.
14:45Stop.
14:46Stop.
14:54What's wrong again?
14:55I'm thirsty. I want to drink water.
14:56We are almost there.
14:57Why do you want to drink water?
14:58Your Highness,
14:59I'm thirsty.
15:00Do you want me to die of thirst?
15:03Hurry up.
15:12How is it?
15:13Just as we agreed.
15:14Don't worry.
15:15Everything is under my control.
15:22Old Jin is so unreliable.
15:24Why hasn't he come yet?
15:25Long live Your Majesty.
15:29Rise.
15:30Thank you, Your Majesty.
15:32Thank you, Father.
15:33You are not in the court today.
15:35It's my wedding day.
15:37You can do whatever you want.
15:38Thank you, Your Majesty.
15:43Jin,
15:44why do you look unhappy?
15:46Today is your wedding day.
15:48Is there anything
15:49that your second brother is not satisfied with
15:51about the wedding plan?
15:52Father,
15:53everything is fine.
16:00This is the wedding gift
16:02from your mother to you and the princess.
16:23You and I
16:31are destined to be together.
16:35Let's hold our hands and kiss.
16:53Mother.
17:00Mother.
17:01Leave me alone.
17:15Mother.
17:19Jin.
17:20Jin.
17:21Jin.
17:23Mother.
17:27Jin.
17:31Jin.
17:35Jin.
17:45Mother's cooking
17:47is good.
17:51Father,
17:53go and rest in the hall.
17:55Be happy.
18:13Jin was right.
18:15Come on.
18:16Smash the car.
18:17Yes.
18:18Someone is robbing the bride.
18:23Someone is robbing the bride.
18:25Someone is robbing the bride.
18:29Do you know whose car this is?
18:31How dare you?
18:32I don't care whose car it is.
18:33Brothers,
18:34smash the car.
18:39Hurry up.
18:40Father, here you are.
18:41Hurry up.
18:42Officer Pei.
18:45Maybe it's a misunderstanding.
18:47Let's settle the score with that girl another day.
18:49Let's go.
18:50Let's go.
18:53Let's go.
18:55Get ready to set off.
18:56Don't miss the battle.
18:58They are here.
19:01Manager Qiao,
19:02is this your plan?
19:04No.
19:05How do I know that Pei Er is so cowardly?
19:06He ran away before the battle started.
19:11Think of a way.
19:13I'm thinking about it.
19:24Is this your man?
19:27Yes.
19:29This is my man.
19:35Why are there two brides?
19:37Is this your man?
19:41Kill them all.
19:54Princess, are you okay?
19:55Princess,
19:56let's go.
19:57Manager Qiao,
19:58thank you so much.
19:59I will repay you in the future.
20:01Yue Tao,
20:02take care.
20:03Princess, let's go.
20:16Manager Qiao.
20:18Manager Qiao.
20:23Princess Bao.
20:53Manager Qiao.
20:54Change your clothes.
20:55Change my clothes.
21:23Protect the princess.
21:24Yes.
21:25Hurry up.
21:39Manager Qiao,
21:40hurry up and change your clothes.
21:41It's too late.
21:43Wake up.
21:44A'Ling.
21:46A'Ling.
21:48A'Ling.
21:49A'Ling.
21:50A'Ling.
21:51A'Ling.
21:52A'Ling.
21:53Are you okay?
21:55A'Ling.
22:00General,
22:01the princess is fine.
22:02What are you doing inside?
22:05I'm protecting the princess.
22:07Okay.
22:08Thank you, Yue Tao.
22:09Get off.
22:10We're ready to go.
22:11Okay.
22:15What should I do?
22:17What should I do?
22:18What should I do?
22:22General Hu,
22:23on our wedding day,
22:24this kind of thing
22:25is too bad.
22:26Should we
22:27go back to the station
22:28to rest?
22:29Let's not rush it.
22:30We'll do it another day.
22:31Another day?
22:34I don't know if it's the prince's idea
22:35or the king's idea.
22:37You're embarrassing me.
22:40General Hu,
22:42you misunderstood.
22:44Then let's
22:47go.
22:52Let's go.
23:00Let's go.
23:22Let's go.
23:27Mr. Qiao.
23:28Mr. Qiao.
23:30Wake up.
23:31We're almost there.
23:42My brother is not feeling well.
23:43I'll go and
23:44get the princess for him.
27:17What are you going to do, Your Highness?
27:41Of course it's a marriage wine.
27:43After you drink it, you will feel relieved and calm.
27:48My legs are a bit inconvenient. Can you...
27:51No, I can't!
27:53I haven't even said what I'm going to do yet.
27:55No formalities, no formalities, no formalities.
27:57No formalities?
27:58That...
28:00It's like this, Your Highness.
28:01In our custom,
28:03you don't need a cup to drink a marriage wine.
28:09You need to use a pot.
28:12I've been walking since I was seven years old.
28:13I'm not afraid of other things.
28:15I'm not afraid of drinking.
28:18As long as I drink, I can do anything.
28:23Father! Father! Come and help!
28:26Son, you're back.
28:28Father.
28:28Son, son. Who are you carrying?
28:31Where did Qiao Manman go?
28:32I don't know either. Don't worry about it.
28:34Father, come and look at her.
28:36This... Come, put her down first.
28:38Come, come, come.
28:42Come, I'm holding her. I'm holding her.
28:43It's fine.
28:48Not bad.
28:50Your fat woman has recovered.
28:52You actually brought a woman home.
28:54Woman?
29:05Son!
29:12A'Li.
29:14Oh my god.
29:17How did you bring a woman home?
29:19It's like you brought a hot potato home.
29:23You're here.
29:25Where's Manman?
29:43Come here.
29:51I can't do it anymore. I can't drink anymore.
30:04Don't! Don't come here!
30:07Father!
30:09Don't come here!
30:22What did you do just now?
30:25I just bought a new dagger.
30:27Let me show you.
30:30Are you sick?
30:32You...
30:33You're really sick.
30:36You...
30:45Princess, I'm sorry.
30:47Actually, I understood your feelings on the day of the Lantern Festival.
30:51We didn't want to get married.
30:53But now, we can only correct our mistakes.
30:55If I find a chance in the future, I will definitely think of a way to make you leave.
30:59Even though he said that we should correct our mistakes,
31:01he treated me like a real princess.
31:04What if he finds out? He will push the wedding off.
31:06I will be the one who will be beheaded.
31:09Since we have to live together now,
31:11please listen to the following instructions.
31:13First, it's not my fault that Yushu and Linfeng are not together.
31:17But it's your fault that you accidentally fell in love with me.
31:19So don't fall in love with me.
31:21Second, we must have our own space and respect each other.
31:25After Manman leaves the house, we will sleep in separate rooms.
31:28Lastly, this is the most important point.
31:32You sleep on the bed and I will sleep on the bed.
31:36Get up now!
31:37Hey! Princess!
31:46Princess! Princess!
31:48A'Li!
32:01Your Highness.
32:03I had a chance to force the princess back today.
32:05But Jiufeng came with a pair of horses.
32:07It was a bad thing.
32:09Please punish me, Your Highness.
32:14Fortunately, my brother was able to protect the princess this time.
32:18That's why my mother didn't make a big mistake.
32:21I will send someone to investigate tomorrow.
32:23She is outside. You still can't punish her.
32:27It's already like this. Just let it be.
32:30I am incompetent. I will ask for 20 strokes of punishment.
32:3650 strokes.
32:39Yes.
32:47When I asked you to escort the princess, what exactly happened?
32:51I don't understand either.
32:52When I arrived, there was already a group of men in black.
32:55Also, one person's martial arts wasn't as good as mine.
33:00You...
33:03The other party didn't succeed twice.
33:07Also, the person behind it already knew that we were on guard.
33:10He would never make a move again.
33:12Looks like we can only wait and see what will happen.
33:26No. I have to run away quickly.
33:29Or else, my identity will be exposed sooner or later.
33:39Who are you?
33:42How did you get in? There is no sound at all.
33:45Where is Yue Tao? Yue Tao!
33:48I'm here.
33:51I'm here.
33:55I'm Chuncai. I'm the palace's Grand Teacher, Momo.
33:58His Majesty was worried that you would be uncomfortable when you first arrived.
34:00He especially arranged for me to come to your manor these past days
34:02and wait for you to remove your shoes.
34:07Grand Teacher Momo?
34:09You just need to follow me and call me Aunt Chuncai.
34:16His Highness has already finished his morning practice.
34:18Please take a bath and change your clothes.
34:28Grand Teacher Momo, how is the manor usually like?
34:30How many people are there? How many guards are there?
34:33Our Prince usually stays in and out of the manor because of his leg injury.
34:37That's why there aren't many maids and guards in the manor.
34:42But yesterday, there was an accident on your way here.
34:46His Majesty was worried about the safety of the manor.
34:48That's why he added a large number of guards.
34:51I'm afraid that this accident will affect the safety of the manor.
34:55That's why he added a large number of guards.
34:58Looks like escaping from the manor is not an easy task.
35:03Princess, you don't need to worry.
35:05I have already arranged everything in the manor for you.
35:10You are the Heavenly Doctor of Xiling.
35:12You were able to marry into the manor to treat His Highness' leg injury.
35:15It's really our Prince's good fortune.
35:19I don't know any medical skills.
35:21He's even a Heavenly Doctor? He even treated His Highness' leg injury?
35:27We are dressed up so well. Are we going to see His Majesty?
35:31Replying to Princess, His Majesty is usually busy with important matters.
35:34He is not allowed to enter the manor.
35:35Once San Zhao returns, he can enter the manor to see His Majesty.
35:38But since Princess has already entered the royal family,
35:41you should call him Royal Father from now on.
35:44Oh.
35:47Oh, right. On the day San Zhao returns,
35:50General Ursa will be departing to return to Xiling.
35:52At that time, you and His Highness will have to bid farewell in person.
35:56Other than the gift His Highness prepared,
35:58would you like to take a look at it again and add some items?
36:02Ursa?
36:05In three days?
36:44I'm going to Xiling to see His Majesty.
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