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00:00Hey boss, we locked in the SkyEdge tech acquisition for $1.3 billion, just need your signature
00:06to close it.
00:07Boss?
00:08Boss?
00:09What?
00:10Don't tell me you're looking at pictures of your crush Jessica again.
00:16What crush?
00:17You're looking at the future Mrs. Clooney.
00:19We've been hunting for her for eight years with no luck.
00:22What if she's married already?
00:23Well yeah, she's incredible.
00:25Of course others would see that too.
00:28Not happening.
00:29Where are you going?
00:35To the racetrack.
00:36Boss!
00:37To the racetrack.
00:38You win!
00:39Yes!
00:40Boss!
00:41Boss!
00:42Boss!
00:43Boss!
00:44Boss!
00:45Boss!
00:46Boss!
01:00The trading system is down!
01:02What?
01:05The trading system is down!
01:09Need you!
01:15The system is still placing counter-trend orders.
01:17The more the market rises, the faster we're selling.
01:20All my stop losses are firing like crazy.
01:23We're down a certain moment already.
01:26The computer thinks this is normal.
01:27I can't do anything no matter what I try.
01:29If we do this for another hour, we're going to be filing for Chapter 11.
01:32Don't panic!
01:33The boss is here!
01:43Stop staring and get out of the chair.
01:44Go!
01:45Go!
01:46Go!
01:47Go!
01:48Go!
01:49Go!
01:50Go!
01:51Go!
01:52Go!
01:53Go!
01:54Go!
01:55Go!
01:56Go!
01:57Go!
01:58Go!
01:59Go!
02:00Go!
02:01Go!
02:02Go!
02:03Go!
02:04Go!
02:05Go!
02:06Go!
02:07Go!
02:08Yes, three's rate cut didn't make it into our baseline indicators.
02:10So the model thinks up is down and down is up.
02:14So naturally it's doing exactly the opposite of what it should.
02:25Boss?
02:26Even you can't solve it?
02:29Sorry. Food coma's hitting hard.
02:32Mind grabbing me a Coke?
02:36Who does she think she's fooling?
02:38What does a woman possibly know about all this?
02:40If she fixes it, I'll quit immediately.
02:42I'm gonna eat those words faster than Jessica's eating those chips.
02:48Here you go, boss.
03:03Relax, people. I just gotta reset one more parameter and we're golden.
03:07Go home, get some sleep.
03:11And with that, we're gone.
03:14Thank you, boss. You truly are the MVP.
03:17Alright, let's go, folks! Come on, let her work! Let's go!
03:40Nailed it.
04:05The model's fixed?
04:07The company account.
04:08Boss is insane!
04:10Fixed the glitch, saved our butts, and made a killing in one night.
04:13Time to update that resume, Tom.
04:15Or was all that big talk just hot air?
04:17Mark, who is our boss, really?
04:19This is usual, Tom.
04:21Jessica wrote our quant trading model from scratch.
04:24Her algorithm is the reason why TB security is a titan-
04:27What on earth are we doing during work hours?
04:32And you are?
04:33Meet the chairman's son. Your new CEO.
04:37Of course, his talents have the board's complete endorsement.
04:41And last time I checked, these are prime trading hours, aren't they?
04:45Well, it's actually funny you mention that-
04:46You are fired.
04:48What?
04:50Here at TB, we do not tolerate mediocrity.
04:55Here at TB, we do not tolerate mediocrity.
04:58Only the best work here.
05:02I made it here on pure talent. You wanna talk about mediocrity?
05:05Let's discuss that trust fund that bought your position-
05:10Did you just hit her?
05:12What the hell's wrong with you?
05:13I'm not gonna waste my time talking to garbage.
05:19Here is your hush money.
05:22Take it and get out.
05:25You know what?
05:27Here's a little extra.
05:28Use it to buy yourself some makeup and cover up that bruise.
05:31No one wants to see that.
05:33Drop it. Just go handle this when she's back.
05:37The board paid insane money for her brain.
05:39Jackson wouldn't have the guts to touch her.
05:41Listen up, everybody.
05:43The market is a savage wilderness.
05:45It is a dog-eat-dog world.
05:47It is eat or be eaten.
05:49You need to be apex predators.
05:52Not little, fluffy, performance-faking rabbits.
05:56Those will be eaten.
05:58But the real alphas, the real rainmakers among you will be rewarded accordingly.
06:09Top of the leaderboard is...
06:13Caitlin!
06:15Where's my superstar?
06:16That would be me.
06:18Caitlin.
06:21Is this Kayla Twist? Are you a Kayla Twist fan?
06:24You know, she has a concert tonight. Would you wanna go?
06:26God, yes.
06:27This is perfect. It's perfect!
06:28Go now, before you're late.
06:30And as soon as the concert's over, clean out your desk, cause you're fired.
06:34What? Why?
06:36The Nikkei opens during concert hours.
06:38You know, I figured a trader wouldn't put Kayla Twist above making trades.
06:42Those numbers must be fake.
06:44And who's your boss? I need to meet the clown that runs this circus.
06:47It's Jessica. She's here.
06:58You are fired.
07:03Move your damn foot and explain what rock you crawled out from under.
07:06Who I am doesn't matter. All that matters is that you are fired.
07:10Are you certain about firing me?
07:11You think you're some unicorn employee that this place will crash and burn without your precious brain?
07:15You wouldn't say that, exactly.
07:16Jessica hasn't slept because she was busy saving us nine figures because of a bug.
07:20Yeah, I know.
07:21But I'm not going to let that happen.
07:23Jessica hasn't slept because she was busy saving us nine figures because of a bug.
07:27Yeah, and we even made a profit.
07:29You expect me to believe that? Her name wasn't even on those reports.
07:32So take your headphones and beat it.
07:37Can't trash ruin my shoes.
07:39And to you defenders, finance takes timing and judgment.
07:44And sticking up for her shows that you have neither.
07:47So pack your crap and follow her out the door.
07:49Leave them alone. They have nothing to do with this.
07:52Go.
07:55What? Is office drama more important than making money now?
08:05Susan!
08:13Boss, she's high up in trading.
08:16Firing her out of nowhere might be problematic.
08:20Susan, Susan, Susan.
08:22Look around, finance is a men's game.
08:25Okay, as far as I'm concerned, she was just sitting there, woman in a chair, and cashing paychecks.
08:29Alright, I did us a favor. We should have squashed that bug a while ago.
08:37Dad, how's it going?
08:39I forgot to mention to you, there's this one woman exec you absolutely cannot mess with.
08:47Woman executive?
08:49Don't tell me it's...
08:53How many women executives do we have, Susan?
08:57Just two women in executive roles.
09:00These are the files.
09:02She's a talent the board paid top dollar for.
09:05A quant model, she built it from scratch.
09:08And keeping her is non-negotiable.
09:10Our marketing dominance depends on it.
09:13Jesse, Harvard PhD, star trader.
09:17Dad, are you talking about Jesse?
09:19Jesse?
09:20I didn't fire Jesse, did I?
09:22Actually, Jessica. She's our golden goose.
09:25Now you need to...
09:26Dad, you just focus on getting better. I'll make sure she stays, alright?
09:32Susan, tell Jesse to come to my office.
09:34Right away.
09:35Alright.
09:44Pete, honey. Remember our pillow talk?
09:47Trading director, one-upping Jessica.
09:53It's time you pay up, lover boy.
09:55Babe, it already took a lot of effort to get you in with those fake credentials.
10:00I know, but couldn't you be a doll and work your magic for me?
10:06We've got a new CEO.
10:08Let's lay low for a while.
10:12Keep your nose clean, will ya?
10:17Of course.
10:25Pathetic. Time to upgrade my meal ticket.
10:31Come in.
10:33Jesse. Emergency. New boss just asked Jessica.
10:37What? Wait, he fired Jessica?
10:39God, is he suicidal or just stupid?
10:41He wants you to go see him now.
10:43Am I up next on the chopping block?
10:46Okay.
10:58You needed something, Jackson?
11:00Jesse, you alright? Damn, looking good.
11:03Thanks.
11:04Word is, our quant trading model is crushing market averages.
11:08I don't say this often, but I am impressed.
11:11Wait, that's Jessica's work. How does he not know this?
11:15Absolutely! Jackson, I actually pulled multiple all-nighters designing that solo.
11:23You see, I have pure talent, unlike some people who climb the corporate ladder using connections.
11:35You're referring to Jessica, right?
11:37I already fired that corporate parasite.
11:41I need your model because our fund is launching and I need it to deliver and maximize company profits.
11:46Don't worry, Jackson. With Jessica out of the way, I'll get that updated model to you in no time.
11:50That's what I like to hear. Alright, get going. Clock's ticking.
11:53I'm on it.
11:56That Jesse's everything Frank promised, sir. Smart and easy on the eyes.
12:00Hardly remarkable. Let's hire Miss J. I won't need her anymore.
12:05Miss J?
12:06Miss J is a trading prodigy I met online.
12:08She's the unrivaled queen of the securities trading market.
12:11So that's why Jesse doesn't measure up. You've already got someone else in mind.
12:15Always two steps ahead, Susan.
12:19Susan, do you see an issue here? Coffee. Always. Right here.
12:23Unbelievable.
12:27Miss J, you're the only woman who deserves to be my equal.
12:30Join TV and I'll hand you the entire company.
12:38I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
12:43I'm sorry.
12:46I'm sorry.
12:55Boss, we have an emergency. Your wife's in serious trouble.
12:58Are you crazy? I haven't even confessed to Jessica yet.
13:01Don't go around calling her that.
13:03You told me to call her that. Eight years of this secret crush, still no action.
13:07Look, nothing bad can happen to her when I'm-
13:09Wait, hold on. You found Jessica?
13:11We got her. She's running trading at TV Securities.
13:14Well, she was until the new CEO stepped in and fired her.
13:17Fired her? She's brilliant. How could she get fired?
13:20Something's off here.
13:21Let's go get her. This is the perfect opportunity for you to step in, be the hero, confess your feelings.
13:27You idiot.
13:31You idiot. This is the perfect opportunity to bring her on my team.
13:36Seeing each other every day, I'll finally get my shot with her.
13:40Boss, snap out of it. She's in security trading.
13:43Clooney Financial doesn't even have a brokerage division.
13:46So we'll buy one.
14:01This office is all mine now.
14:05Wow.
14:11Broke much?
14:13Disgusting.
14:21Jessica's Jackson's dream girl, Mrs. J?
14:26Jackson fired Jessica.
14:29And no one knows who she really is.
14:32I can take advantage of this.
14:36Jessie, what do you think you're doing?
14:47Hey boss, we locked in the SkyEdge tech acquisition for $1.3 billion.
14:50Just need your signature to close it.
14:54Boss.
14:55Boss!
14:56What?
14:57Don't tell me you're looking at pictures of your crush, Jessica, again.
15:00What crush? You're looking at pictures of me.
15:03What crush? You're looking at the future Mrs. Clooney.
15:06We've been hunting for her for eight years with no luck.
15:09What if she's married already?
15:10Well, yeah. She's incredible. Of course others would see that too.
15:15Not happening.
15:21Where are you going?
15:22To the racetrack.
15:23Boss!
15:26To the racetrack.
15:34You win.
15:35Yes!
15:41Boss!
15:42The trading system is down.
15:47What?
15:48The trading system is down.
15:51We need you.
15:58The system is down.
16:01The system is still placing counter-trend orders.
16:04The more the market rises, the faster we're selling.
16:07All my soft boxes are firing like crazy.
16:10We're down at a certain moment already.
16:12The computer thinks this is normal.
16:14I can't do anything no matter what I try.
16:16If we do this for another hour, we're going to be filing for Chapter 11.
16:19Don't panic. The boss is here.
16:30Stop staring and get out of the chair. Go!
16:54Yesterday's rate cut didn't make it into our baseline indicators.
16:57So the model thinks up is down and down is up.
17:01So naturally it's doing exactly the opposite of what it should.
17:12Boss, even you can't solve it?
17:16Sorry. Food coma's hitting hard.
17:19Mind grabbing me a Coke?
17:23Who does she think she's fooling?
17:25What does a woman possibly know about all this?
17:27If she fixes it, I'll quit immediately.
17:29You're going to eat those words faster than Jessica's eating those chips.
17:35Here you go, boss.
17:50Relax, people. I just got to reset one more parameter and we're golden.
17:55Go home. Get some sleep.
17:58And with that, we're gone.
18:01Thank you, boss. You truly are the MVP.
18:04Alright, let's go, folks. Come on, let her work. Let's go!
18:33Nailed it.
18:35Oh.
18:52The model's fixed?
18:54The company account.
18:55Boss is insane! Fixed the glitch, saved our butts, and made a killing in one night.
19:00Timed up like that resume, Tom?
19:02Or was all that big talk just hot air?
19:04Mark, who is our boss, really?
19:06This is usual, Tom.
19:08Jessica wrote our quant trading model from scratch.
19:11Her algorithm is the reason why TB security is a titan-
19:14What on earth are we doing during work hours?
19:19And you are?
19:20Meet the chairman's son. Your new CEO.
19:24Of course, his talents have the board's complete endorsement.
19:28And last time I checked, these are prime trading hours, aren't they?
19:32Well, it's actually funny you mention that-
19:33You are fired.
19:35What?
19:37Here at TB, we do not tolerate mediocrity.
19:42Here at TB, we do not tolerate mediocrity.
19:45Only the best work here.
19:49You made it here on pure talent. You want to talk about mediocrity?
19:52Let's discuss that trust fund that bought your position-
19:56Did you just hit her? What the hell's wrong with you?
20:00I'm not going to waste my time talking the garbage.
20:05Here is your hush money.
20:09Take it and get out.
20:11You know what? Here's a little extra.
20:15Use it to buy yourself some makeup and cover up that bruise. No one wants to see that.
20:19Drop it. Just go handle this when she's back.
20:23The board paid insane money for her brain. Jackson won't have the guts to touch her.
20:28Listen up, everybody. The market is a savage wilderness.
20:32It is a dog-eat-dog world. It is eat or be eaten.
20:36You need to be apex predators.
20:39Not little, fluffy, performance-faking rabbits.
20:43Those will be eaten.
20:46But the real alphas, the real rainmakers among you will be rewarded accordingly.
20:56Top of the leaderboard is...
21:00Caitlin! Where's my superstar?
21:03That would be me.
21:05Caitlin.
21:08Is this Kayla Twist? Are you a Kayla Twist fan?
21:11You know, she has a concert tonight. Would you want to go?
21:13God, yes.
21:15This is perfect. This is perfect. Go now, before you're late.
21:18And as soon as the concert's over, clean out your desk, because you're fired.
21:22What? Why?
21:24The Nikkei opens during concert hours.
21:26You know, I figured a trader wouldn't put Kayla Twist above making trades.
21:30Those numbers must be fake.
21:32And who's your boss? I need to meet the clown that runs this circus.
21:35It's Jessica. She's here.
21:44Jessica.
21:52You are fired.
21:56Move your damn foot and explain what rock you crawled out from under.
22:00Who I am doesn't matter. All that matters is that you are fired.
22:03Are you certain about firing me?
22:05You think you're some unicorn employee that this place will crash and burn without your precious brain?
22:09You wouldn't say that, exactly.
22:10Jessica hasn't slept because she was busy saving us nine figures because of a bug.
22:14Yeah, and we even made a profit.
22:16You expect me to believe that? Her name wasn't even on those reports.
22:19So take your headphones and beat it.
22:24Can't trash ruin my shoes.
22:26And to you defenders, finance takes timing and judgment.
22:31And sticking up for her shows that you have neither.
22:34So pack your crap and follow her out the door.
22:36Leave them alone. They have nothing to do with this.
22:39I'll go.
22:42What? Is office drama more important than making money now?
22:52Susan!
23:00Boss, she's high up in trading.
23:03Firing her out of nowhere might be problematic.
23:07Susan, Susan, Susan.
23:09Look around. Finance is a men's game.
23:12Okay, as far as I'm concerned, she was just sitting there, woman in a chair, and cashing paychecks.
23:16Alright, I did us a favor. We should have squashed that bug a while ago.
23:24Dad, how's it going?
23:26I forgot to mention to you, there's this one woman exec you absolutely cannot mess with.
23:34Woman executive?
23:36Don't tell me it's...
23:40How many women executives do we have, Susan?
23:44Just two women in executive roles.
23:47These are the files.
23:49She's a talent the board paid top dollar for.
23:52A quant model. She built it from scratch.
23:55And keeping her is non-negotiable. Our marketing dominance depends on it.
24:00Jesse. Harvard PhD. Star trader.
24:05Dad, are you talking about Jesse?
24:07Jesse.
24:08I didn't fire Jesse, did I?
24:10Actually, Jessica. She's our golden goose.
24:13Dad, you just focus on getting better. I'll make sure she stays, alright?
24:20Susan, tell Jesse to come to my office.
24:22Right away.
24:31Pete, honey. Remember our pillow talk?
24:34Trading director, one-upping Jessica.
24:40It's time you pay up, lover boy.
24:42Babe, it already took a lot of effort to get you in with those fake credentials.
24:47I know, but couldn't you be a doll and work your magic for me?
24:53We've got a new CEO. Let's lay low for a while.
24:59Keep your nose clean, will ya?
25:04Of course.
25:12Pathetic. Time to upgrade my meal ticket.
25:18Come in.
25:20Jesse. Emergency. New boss just asked Jessica.
25:24What? Wait, he fired Jessica?
25:26God, is he suicidal or just stupid?
25:28He wants you to go see him now.
25:30Am I up next on the chopping block?
25:46You needed something, Jackson?
25:47Jesse, right? Damn, looking good.
25:50Thanks.
25:51Word is, our quant trading model is crushing market averages.
25:55I don't say this often, but I am impressed.
25:57Wait, that's Jessica's work. How does he not know this?
26:02Absolutely! Jackson, I actually pulled multiple all-nighters designing that solo.
26:09You see, I have pure talent, unlike some people who climb the corporate ladder using connections.
26:22You're referring to Jessica, right?
26:24I already fired that corporate parasite.
26:27I need your model because our fund is launching and I need it to deliver and maximize company profits.
26:32Don't worry, Jackson. With Jessica out of the way, I'll get that updated model to you in no time.
26:36That's what I like to hear. Alright, get going. Clock's ticking.
26:39I'm on it.
26:42That Jesse's everything Frank promised, sir. Smart and easy on the eyes.
26:47Hardly remarkable. Let's hire Miss J. I won't need her anymore.
26:51Miss J?
26:52Miss J is a trading prodigy I met online. She's the unrivaled queen of the securities trading market.
26:58So that's why Jesse doesn't measure up. You've already got someone else in mind.
27:02Always two steps ahead, Susan.
27:06Susan, do you see an issue here? Coffee. Always. Right here. Unbelievable.
27:14Miss J, you're the only woman who deserves to be my equal. Join TV and I'll hand you the entire company.
27:22Okay.
27:42Boss, we have an emergency. Your wife's in serious trouble.
27:45Are you crazy? I haven't even confessed to Jessica yet. Don't go around calling her that.
27:50You told me to call her that. Eight years of this secret crush, still no action.
27:54Look, nothing bad can happen to her when I'm- Wait, hold on. You found Jessica?
27:58We got her. She's running trading at TV Securities. Well, she was until the new CEO stepped in and fired her.
28:04Fired her? She's brilliant. How could she get fired?
28:07Something's off here.
28:09Let's go get her. This is the perfect opportunity for you to step in, be the hero, confess your feelings.
28:15You idiot.
28:18You idiot. This is the perfect opportunity to bring her on my team.
28:23Seeing each other every day, I'll finally get my shot with her.
28:27Boss, snap out of it. She's in security trading. Clooney Financial doesn't even have a brokerage division.
28:34So we'll buy one.
28:45This office is all mine now.
28:55Broke much?
28:57Disgusting.
29:06Jessica's Jackson's dream girl, Mrs. J?
29:09Jessica's Jackson's dream girl, Mrs. J?
29:14Jackson fired Jessica.
29:16And no one knows who she really is.
29:19I can take advantage of this.
29:27Jesse, what do you think you're doing?
29:29Jesse?
29:37Hey boss, we locked in the SkyEdge tech acquisition for 1.3 billion. Just need your signature to close it.
29:44Boss.
29:46Boss.
29:47What?
29:48Don't tell me you're looking at pictures of your crush Jessica again.
29:50What crush? You're looking at the future Mrs. Clooney.
29:54We've been hunting for her for eight years with no luck. What if she's married already?
29:58Well yeah, she's incredible. Of course others would see that too.
30:02Not happening.
30:08Where are you going?
30:09To the racetrack.
30:10Boss.
30:13To the racetrack.
30:26You win.
30:27Yes.
30:33Boss, the trading system is down.
30:39What?
30:40The trading system is down. We need you.
30:50The system is still placing counter trend orders. The more the market rises, the faster we're selling.
30:55All my stop losses are firing like crazy. We're down 100 million already.
31:00The computer thinks this is normal. I can't do anything no matter what I try.
31:03If we do this for another hour, we're going to be filing for Chapter 11.
31:07Don't panic. The boss is here.
31:17Stop staring and get out of the chair. Go.
31:25Chapter 11
31:41Yesterday's rate cut didn't make it into our baseline indicators.
31:44So the model thinks up is down and down is up.
31:48So naturally it's doing exactly the opposite of what it should.
31:54Chapter 11
32:00Boss, even you can't solve it?
32:03Sorry. Food coma is hitting hard. Mind grabbing me a Coke?
32:10Who does she think she's fooling? What does a woman possibly know about all this?
32:14If she fixes it, I'll quit immediately.
32:16You're going to eat those words faster than Jessica's eating those chips.
32:20Chapter 12
32:23Here you go, boss.
32:38Relax, people. I just got to reset one more parameter and we're golden.
32:42Go home. Get some sleep.
32:46And with that, we're gone.
32:48Thank you, boss. You truly are the MVP.
32:51All right. Let's go, folks. Come on. Let her work. Let's go.
33:19Nailed it.
33:39The model's fixed?
33:41The company account.
33:42Boss is insane. Fixed the glitch, saved our butts, and made a killing in one night.
33:47Time to update that resume, Tom. Or was all that big talk just hot air?
33:51Mark, who is our boss, really?
33:54Clueless as usual, Tom. Jessica wrote our quant trading model from scratch.
33:58Her algorithm is the reason why TB Security is a titan.
34:01What on earth are we doing during work hours?
34:06And you are?
34:07Meet the chairman's son. Your new CEO.
34:11Of course, his talents have the board's complete endorsement.
34:15And last time I checked, these are crime trading hours, aren't they?
34:19Well, it's actually funny you mention that.
34:20You are fired.
34:22What?
34:24Here at TB, we do not tolerate mediocrity.
34:29Here at TB, we do not tolerate mediocrity. Only the best work here.
34:36You made it here on pure talent. You want to talk about mediocrity?
34:39Let's discuss that trust fund that bought your position.
34:42Did you just hit her? What the hell's wrong with you?
34:46I'm not going to waste my time talking the garbage.
34:51Here is your hush money. Take it and get out.
34:58You know what? Here's a little extra.
35:01Use it to buy yourself some makeup and cover up that bruise. No one wants to see that.
35:05Drop it. Just go handle this when she's back.
35:08The board paid insane money for her brain. Jackson will not have the guts to touch her.
35:13Listen up, everybody. The market is a savage wilderness. It is a dog-eat-dog world.
35:18It is eat or be eaten.
35:20You need to be apex predators, not little, fluffy, performance-faking rabbits.
35:27Those will be eaten.
35:29But the real alphas, the real rainmakers among you will be rewarded accordingly.
35:39Top of the leaderboard is...
35:43Kaitlyn, where's my superstar?
35:46That would be me.
35:48Kaitlyn.
35:51Is this Kayla Twist? Are you a Kayla Twist fan?
35:56Is this Kayla Twist? Are you a Kayla Twist fan?
35:59You know, she has a concert tonight. Would you want to go?
36:01God, yes.
36:02This is perfect. This is perfect.
36:04Go now before you're late.
36:06And as soon as the concert's over, clean out your desk because you're fired.
36:09What? Why?
36:11The Nikkei opens during concert hours.
36:13You know, I figured a trader wouldn't put Kayla Twist above making trades.
36:17Those numbers must be fake.
36:19And who's your boss? I need to meet the clown that runs this circus.
36:22It's Jessica. She's here.
36:39You are fired.
36:43Move your damn foot and explain what rock you crawled out from under.
36:47Who I am doesn't matter. All that matters is that you are fired.
36:50Are you certain about firing me?
36:52You think you're some unicorn employee that this place will crash and burn without your precious brain?
36:55You wouldn't say that, exactly.
36:57Jessica hasn't slept because she was busy saving us nine figures because of a bug.
37:01Yeah, and we even made a profit.
37:03You expect me to believe that? Her name wasn't even on those reports.
37:06So take your headphones and beat it.
37:11Can't trash ruin my shoes.
37:13And to you defenders, finance takes timing and judgment.
37:18And sticking up for her shows that you have neither.
37:21So pack your crap and follow her out the door.
37:23Leave them alone. They have nothing to do with this. I'll go.
37:29What? Is office drama more important than making money now?
37:39Susan!
37:42Boss, she's high up in trading.
37:45Firing her out of nowhere might be problematic.
37:49Susan, Susan, Susan.
37:52Look around. Finance is a men's game.
37:54Okay, as far as I'm concerned, she was just sitting there warm in a chair and cashing paychecks.
37:59I did us a favor. We should have squashed that bug a while ago.
38:11Dad, how's it going?
38:13I forgot to mention to you there's this one woman exec you absolutely cannot mess with.
38:21Woman executive? Don't tell me it's...
38:27How many women executives do we have, Susan?
38:31Just two women in executive roles. These are the clients.
38:36She's a talent the board paid top dollar for.
38:39Oh, a quant model. She built it from scratch.
38:42And keeping her is non-negotiable. Our marketing dominance depends on it.
38:47Jesse, Harvard PhD, Star Trader.
38:52Dad, are you talking about Jesse?
38:54Yes, Jesse.
38:55I didn't fire Jesse, did I?
38:57Actually, Jessica. She's our golden goose. Now you need to...
39:00Dad, you just focus on getting better. I'll make sure she stays, alright?
39:05Susan, tell Jesse to come to my office.
39:07Right away.
39:16Pete, honey. Remember our pillow talk? Trading director, one-upping Jessica.
39:25It's time you pay up, lover boy.
39:27Babe, it already took a lot of effort to get you in with those fake credentials.
39:32I know, but couldn't you be a doll and work your magic for me?
39:39We've got a new CEO. Let's lay low for a while.
39:45Keep your nose clean, will ya?
39:50Of course.
39:51Of course.
39:59Pathetic. Time to upgrade my meal ticket.
40:05Come in.
40:07Jesse. Emergency. New boss just asked Jessica.
40:11What? Wait, he fired Jessica?
40:13God, is he suicidal or just stupid?
40:15He wants you to go see him now.
40:17Am I up next on the chopping block?
40:22Okay.
40:33You needed something, Jackson?
40:35Jesse, you alright? Damn, looking good.
40:37Thanks.
40:38Word is, our quant trading model is crushing market averages.
40:43I don't say this often, but I am impressed.
40:45Wait, that's Jessica's work. How does he not know this?
40:50Absolutely. Jackson, I actually pulled multiple all-nighters designing that solo.
40:58You see, I have pure talent, unlike some people who climb the corporate ladder using connections.
41:10You're referring to Jessica, right? I already fired that corporate parasite.
41:15I need your model because our fund is launching and I need it to deliver and maximize company profits.
41:20Don't worry, Jackson. With Jessica out of the way, I'll get that updated model to you in no time.
41:24That's what I like to hear. Alright, get going. Clock's ticking.
41:27I'm on it.
41:30That Jesse's everything Frank promised, sir. Smart and easy on the eyes.
41:35Hardly remarkable. Let's hire Miss J. I won't need her anymore.
41:39Miss J?
41:40Miss J is a trading prodigy I met online. She's the unrivaled queen of the securities trading market.
41:46So that's why Jesse doesn't measure up. You've already got someone else in mind.
41:50Always two steps ahead, Susan.
41:54Susan, do you see an issue here? Coffee. Always. Right here. Unbelievable.
42:01Miss J, you're the only woman who deserves to be my equal. Join TV and I'll hand you the entire company.
42:30Boss, we have an emergency. Your wife's in serious trouble.
42:32Are you crazy? I haven't even confessed to Jessica yet. Don't go around calling her that.
42:38You told me to call her that. Eight years of this secret crush, still no action.
42:42Look, nothing bad can happen to her when I'm- Wait, hold on. You found Jessica?
42:46We got her. She's running trading at TV Securities. Well, she was until the new CEO stepped in and fired her.
42:52Fired her? She's brilliant. How could she get fired?
42:55Something's off here.
42:56Let's go get her. This is the perfect opportunity for you to step in, be the hero, confess your feelings.
43:02You idiot.
43:05You idiot. This is the perfect opportunity to bring her on my team.
43:11Seeing each other every day, I'll finally get my shot with her.
43:14Boss, snap out of it. She's in security trading. Clooney Financial doesn't even have a brokerage division.
43:21So we'll buy one.
43:33This office is all mine now.
43:43Ugh. Broke much? Disgusting.
43:54Jessica's Jackson's Drinker? Mrs. J?
43:57Jackson fired Jessica. And no one knows who she really is. I can take advantage of this.
44:10Jesse, what do you think you're doing?
44:21Hey boss, we locked in the SkyEdge tech acquisition for $1.3 billion.
44:25We locked in the SkyEdge tech acquisition for $1.3 billion. Just need your signature to close it.
44:31Boss. Boss!
44:33What?
44:34Don't tell me you're looking at pictures of your crush Jessica again.
44:37What crush? You're looking at the future Mrs. Clooney.
44:41We've been hunting for her for eight years with no luck. What if she's married already?
44:45Well yeah. She's incredible. Of course others would see that too.
44:50Not happening.
44:55Where are you going?
44:56To the racetrack.
44:57Boss.
45:00To the racetrack.
45:13You win.
45:14Yes!
45:20Boss! The trading system is down!
45:26What?
45:27The trading system is down! We need you!
45:37The system is still placing counter-trend orders. The more the market rises, the faster we're selling.
45:42All my stop losses are firing like crazy. We're down 100 million already.
45:47The computer thinks this is normal. I can't do anything no matter what I try.
45:50If we do this for another hour, we're going to be filing for Chapter 11.
45:54Don't panic. The boss is here.
46:04Stop staring and get out of the chair. Go!
46:24Chapter 11
46:28Yesterday's rate cut didn't make it into our baseline indicators.
46:31So the model thinks up is down and down is up.
46:35So naturally it's doing exactly the opposite of what it should.
46:47Boss? Even you can't solve it?
46:50Sorry. Food coma's hitting hard.
46:53Mind grabbing me a Coke?
46:57Who does she think she's fooling?
46:59What does a woman possibly know about all this?
47:01If she fixes it, I'll quit immediately.
47:03You're going to eat those words faster than Jessica's eating those chips.
47:10Here you go, boss.
47:24Relax, people. I just got to reset one more parameter and we're golden.
47:29Go home. Get some sleep.
47:32And with that, we're gone.
47:35Thank you, boss. You truly are the MVP.
47:38All right. Let's go, folks. Come on. Let her work. Let's go!
47:53You.
47:58You.
48:07Nailed it.
48:24The model's fixed?
48:26The company account.
48:27Boss is insane!
48:29Fixed the glitch, saved our butts, and made a killing in one night.
48:32Time to update that resume, Tom.
48:34Or was all that big talk just hot air?
48:36Mark, who is our boss, really?
48:39Clueless as usual, Tom.
48:41Jessica wrote our quant trading model from scratch.
48:44Her algorithm is the reason why TB security is a titan.
48:47What on earth are we doing during work hours?
48:50Are we doing during work hours?
48:53And you are?
48:54Meet the chairman's son. Your new CEO.
48:58Of course, his talents have the board's complete endorsement.
49:02And last time I checked, these are prime trading hours, aren't they?
49:06Well, it's actually funny you mention that.
49:07You are fired.
49:09What?
49:12Here at TB, we do not tolerate mediocrity.
49:16Here at TB, we do not tolerate mediocrity.
49:20Only the best work here.
49:23Admit it, you're on pure talent.
49:25You want to talk about mediocrity?
49:27Let's discuss that trust fund that bought your position.
49:31Did you just hit her?
49:33What the hell's wrong with you?
49:35I'm not going to waste my time talking the garbage.
49:40Here is your hush money.
49:44Take it and get out.
49:46You know what?
49:48Here's a little extra.
49:50Use it to buy yourself some makeup and cover up that bruise.
49:52No one wants to see that.
49:54Drop it.
49:55Just go handle this when she's back.
49:58The board paid insane money for her brain.
50:00Jackson won't have the guts to touch her.
50:03Listen up, everybody.
50:04The market is a savage wilderness.
50:06It is a dog-eat-dog world.
50:08It is eat or be eaten.
50:10You need to be apex predators.
50:13Not little, fluffy, performance-faking rabbits.
50:17Those will be eaten.
50:19But the real alphas,
50:21the real rainmakers among you,
50:24will be rewarded accordingly.
50:30Top of the leaderboard is...
50:34Caitlyn.
50:36Where's my superstar?
50:38That would be me.
50:39Caitlyn.
50:42Is this Kayla Twist?
50:44Are you a Kayla Twist fan?
50:46She has a concert tonight.
50:47Would you want to go?
50:48God, yes.
50:49This is perfect.
50:50It's perfect.
50:51Go now before you're late.
50:52And as soon as the concert's over,
50:54clean out your desk because you're fired.
50:56What?
50:57Why?
50:58The Nikkei opens during concert hours.
51:00I figured a trader wouldn't put Kayla Twist above making trades.
51:04Those numbers must be fake.
51:06Who's your boss?
51:07I need to meet the clown that runs this circus.
51:09It's Jessica.
51:10Jessica?
51:11She's here.
51:26You are fired.
51:30Move your damn foot and explain what rock you crawled out from under.
51:34Who I am doesn't matter.
51:35All that matters is that you are fired.
51:37Are you certain about firing me?
51:39You think you're some unicorn employee that this place will crash and burn without your precious brain?
51:43You wouldn't say that, exactly.
51:44Jessica hasn't slept because she was busy saving us nine figures because of a bug.
51:48Yeah, and we even made a profit.
51:50You expect me to believe that?
51:52Her name wasn't even on those reports.
51:53So take your headphones and beat it.
51:58Can't trash ruin my shoes.
52:00And to you defenders,
52:02finance takes timing and judgment,
52:05and sticking up for her shows that you have neither.
52:08So pack your crap and follow her out the door.
52:10Leave them alone.
52:11They have nothing to do with this.
52:13I'll go.
52:16What?
52:17Is office drama more important than making money now?
52:27Susan!
52:34Boss,
52:35she's high up in trading.
52:37Firing her out of nowhere might be...
52:40problematic.
52:41Susan, Susan, Susan.
52:44Look around, finance is a men's game.
52:46Okay, as far as I'm concerned,
52:48she was just sitting there, woman in a chair, and cashing paychecks.
52:51Alright, I did us a favor.
52:52We should have squashed that bug a while ago.
52:59Dad, how's it going?
53:01I forgot to mention to you,
53:03there's this one woman exec
53:05you absolutely cannot mess with.
53:09Woman executive?
53:10Don't tell me it's...
53:14How many women executives do we have, Susan?
53:18Just two women in executive roles.
53:21These are the files.
53:23She's a talent the board paid top dollar for.
53:26A quant model.
53:27She built it from scratch.
53:29And keeping her is non-negotiable.
53:32Our marketing dominance depends on it.
53:34Jesse.
53:35Harvard PhD. Star trader.
53:39Dad, are you talking about Jesse?
53:41Jesse.
53:42I didn't fire Jesse, did I?
53:44Actually, Jessica.
53:46She's our golden goose.
53:47Now you need to...
53:48Dad, you just focus on getting better.
53:50I'll make sure she stays, alright?
53:54Susan, tell Jesse to come to my office.
53:56Right away.
54:05Pete, honey.
54:06Remember our pillow talk?
54:08Trading director.
54:10One-upping Jessica.
54:14It's time you pay up, lover boy.
54:16Babe, it already took a lot of effort
54:18to get you in with those fake credentials.
54:20I know, but...
54:22couldn't you be a doll and
54:24work your magic for me?
54:27We've got a new CEO.
54:29Let's lay low for a while.
54:33Keep your nose clean, will ya?
54:38Of course.
54:39Alright.
54:46Pathetic.
54:47Time to upgrade my meal ticket.
54:52Come in.
54:54Jesse.
54:56Emergency.
54:57New boss just asked Jessica.
54:58What?
54:59Wait, he fired Jessica?
55:00God, is he suicidal or just stupid?
55:02He wants you to go see him now.
55:04Am I up next on the chopping block?
55:09Okay.
55:20You needed something, Jackson?
55:22Jesse, right?
55:23Damn, looking good.
55:24Thanks.
55:25Word is, our quant trading model
55:27is crushing market averages.
55:29I don't say this often, but I am impressed.
55:31Wait, that's Jessica's work.
55:33How does he not know this?
55:36Absolutely!
55:37Jackson, I actually pulled
55:40multiple all-nighters designing that solo.
55:43You see, I have pure talent,
55:47unlike some people who
55:49climb the corporate ladder using connections.
55:55You're referring to Jessica, right?
55:57I already fired that corporate parasite.
55:59I need your model,
56:01because our fund is launching
56:02and I need it to deliver
56:03and maximize company profits.
56:04Don't worry, Jackson.
56:05With Jessica out of the way,
56:06I'll get that updated model to you in no time.
56:08That's what I like to hear.
56:09Alright, get going.
56:10Clock's ticking.
56:11I'm on it.
56:14That Jesse's everything Frank promised, sir.
56:17Smart and easy on the eyes.
56:19Yeah, hardly remarkable.
56:20That's a hire, Miss J.
56:21I won't need her anymore.
56:23Miss J.
56:24Miss J is a trading prodigy I met online.
56:26She's the unrivaled queen
56:27of the securities trading market.
56:29So that's why Jesse doesn't measure up.
56:31You've already got someone else in mind.
56:33Always two steps ahead, Susan.
56:37Susan, do you see an issue here?
56:38Coffee, always, right here.
56:41Unbelievable.
56:45Miss J, you're the only woman
56:47who deserves to be my equal.
56:48Join TV and I'll hand you the entire company.
56:51Join TV and I'll hand you the entire company.
57:16Boss, we have an emergency.
57:17Your wife's in serious trouble.
57:19Are you crazy?
57:20I haven't even confessed to Jessica yet.
57:22Don't go around calling her that.
57:24You told me to call her that.
57:26Eight years of this secret crush,
57:27still no action.
57:28Look, nothing bad can happen to her when I'm...
57:30Wait, hold on.
57:31You found Jessica?
57:32We got her.
57:33She's running trading at TV Securities.
57:35Well, she was until the new CEO
57:37stepped in and fired her.
57:38Fired her?
57:39She's brilliant.
57:40How could she get fired?
57:41Something's off here.
57:43Let's go get her.
57:44This is the perfect opportunity
57:45for you to step in, be the hero,
57:47confess your feelings.
57:48You idiot.
57:51You idiot.
57:52This is the perfect opportunity
57:53to bring her on my team.
57:56Seeing each other every day,
57:58I'll finally get my shot with her.
58:00Boss, snap out of it.
58:01She's in security trading.
58:03Clooney Financial doesn't even have
58:04a brokerage division.
58:06So we'll buy one.
58:19This office is all mine now.
58:29Ugh.
58:30Broke much?
58:32Disgusting.
58:40Jessica Jackson's dream girl, Mrs. J?
58:43Jessica Jackson's dream girl, Mrs. J?
58:48Jackson fired Jessica.
58:50And no one knows who she really is.
58:53I can take advantage of this.
59:01Jesse!
59:02What do you think you're doing?