- 5/28/2025
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00:00Hey boss, we locked in the SkyEdge tech acquisition for $1.3 billion, just need your signature
00:09to close it.
00:10Boss?
00:11Boss?
00:12What?
00:13Don't tell me you're looking at pictures of your crush Jessica again.
00:19What crush?
00:20You're looking at the future Mrs. Clooney.
00:22We've been hunting for her for eight years with no luck.
00:25What if she's married already?
00:26Well yeah, she's incredible.
00:28Of course others would see that too.
00:31Not happening.
00:32Where are you going?
00:38To the racetrack.
00:39Boss!
00:40To the racetrack.
00:41You win!
00:42Yes!
00:43Boss!
01:03The trading system is down!
01:06What?
01:08The trading system is down!
01:12Did you?
01:18The system is still placing counter-trend orders.
01:20The more the market rises, the faster we're selling.
01:23All my stop losses are firing like crazy.
01:26We're down a hundred million already.
01:29The computer thinks this is normal.
01:30I can't do anything no matter what I try.
01:32If we do this for another hour, we're going to be filing for Chapter 11.
01:35Don't panic.
01:36The boss is here.
01:38Stop staring and get out of the chair.
01:39Go!
01:40Come on.
01:41Yesterday's rate cut didn't make it into our budget, so we're going to have to do something
02:10about it.
02:11The rate cut didn't make it into our baseline indicators, so the model thinks up is down
02:16and down is up.
02:17So naturally, it's doing exactly the opposite of what it should.
02:26Boss, even you can't solve it?
02:31Sorry.
02:32Food coma's hitting hard.
02:34Mind grabbing me a Coke?
02:39Who does she think she's fooling?
02:40What does a woman possibly know about all this?
02:43If she fixes it, I'll quit immediately.
02:44You're going to eat those words faster than Jessica's eating those chips.
02:51Here you go, boss.
03:06Relax, people.
03:07We've just got to reset one more parameter and we're golden.
03:09Go home.
03:10Get some sleep.
03:11And with that, we're gone.
03:12Thank you, boss.
03:13You truly are the MVP.
03:14All right.
03:15Let's go, folks.
03:16Come on.
03:17Let her work.
03:18Let's go!
03:38You...
03:48Nailed it.
04:08The model's fixed?
04:09The company account.
04:10Boss is insane.
04:11Fixed the glitch, saved our butts, and made a killing in one night.
04:15Time to update that resume, Tom.
04:17Or was all that big talk just hot air?
04:19Mark, who is our boss, really?
04:22This is usual, Tom.
04:23Jessica wrote our quant trading model from scratch.
04:26Her algorithm is the reason why TB security is a titan.
04:30What on earth are we doing during work hours?
04:33And you are?
04:35Meet the chairman's son, your new CEO.
04:38Of course, his talents have the board's complete endorsement.
04:43And last time I checked, these are prime trading hours, aren't they?
04:47Well, it's actually funny you mention that.
04:49You are fired.
04:50What?
04:53Here at TB, we do not tolerate mediocrity.
04:58Here at TB, we do not tolerate mediocrity.
05:01Only the best work here.
05:03You made it here on pure talent.
05:05You want to talk about mediocrity?
05:07Let's discuss that trust fund that bought your position.
05:12Did you just hit her?
05:13What the hell is wrong with you?
05:15I'm not going to waste my time talking to garbage.
05:20Here is your hush money.
05:24Take it and get out.
05:26You know what?
05:28Here's a little extra.
05:30Use it to buy yourself some makeup.
05:32Buy yourself some makeup and cover up that bruise.
05:34No one wants to see that.
05:36Drop it.
05:37Just go handle this when she's back.
05:39The board paid insane money for her brain.
05:42Jackson will have the guts to touch her.
05:44Listen up, everybody.
05:46The market is a savage wilderness.
05:48It is a dog-eat-dog world.
05:50It is eat or be eaten.
05:52You need to be apex predators,
05:55not little, fluffy, performance-faking rabbits.
05:59Those will be eaten.
06:01But the real alphas,
06:03the real rainmakers among you
06:05will be rewarded accordingly.
06:12Top of the leaderboard is...
06:16Caitlyn.
06:17Where's my superstar?
06:19That would be me.
06:21Caitlyn.
06:24Is this Kayla Twist?
06:26Are you a Kayla Twist fan?
06:27You know, she has a concert tonight.
06:28Would you want to go?
06:29God, yes.
06:30This is perfect.
06:31It's perfect.
06:32Go now, before you're late.
06:33And as soon as the concert's over,
06:35clean out your desk,
06:36because you're fired.
06:37What?
06:38Why?
06:39The Nikkei opens during concert hours.
06:41You know, I figured a trader
06:42wouldn't put Kayla Twist above making trades.
06:45Those numbers must be fake.
06:47And who's your boss?
06:48I need to meet the clown that runs this circus.
06:50It's Jessica.
06:52She's here.
07:01You are fired.
07:06Move your damn foot
07:07and explain what rock you crawled out from under.
07:09Who I am doesn't matter.
07:10All that matters is that you are fired.
07:12Are you certain about firing me?
07:14You think you're some unicorn employee
07:16that this place will crash and burn
07:17without your precious brain?
07:18You wouldn't say that, exactly.
07:19Jessica hasn't slept
07:20because she was busy saving us nine figures
07:22because of a bug.
07:23Yeah, and we thought
07:24you were going to be the one to save us.
07:26I'm not going to be the one to save you.
07:28Nine figures because of a bug.
07:29Yeah, and we even made a profit.
07:31You expect me to believe that?
07:33Her name wasn't even on those reports.
07:35So take your headphones and beat it.
07:39That trash ruined my shoes.
07:42And to you defenders,
07:43finance takes timing and judgment.
07:46And sticking up for her
07:47shows that you have neither.
07:49So pack your crap
07:50and follow her out the door.
07:51Leave them alone.
07:52They have nothing to do with this.
07:54I'll go.
07:56What?
07:57Is office drama more important
07:58than making money now?
08:07Susan!
08:14Boss, she's high up in trading.
08:17Firing her out of nowhere
08:18might be problematic.
08:21Susan, Susan, Susan.
08:24Look around.
08:25Finance is a men's game.
08:27Okay, as far as I'm concerned,
08:28she was just sitting there
08:29woman in a chair
08:30and cashing paychecks.
08:31All right?
08:32I did us a favor.
08:33We should have squashed
08:34that bug a while ago.
08:39Dad, how's it going?
08:41I forgot to mention to you
08:43there's this one woman exec
08:46you absolutely cannot mess with.
08:49Woman executive?
08:51Don't tell me it's...
08:55How many women executives
08:56do we have, Susan?
08:59Just two women in executive roles.
09:02These are the files.
09:04She's a talent the board
09:06paid top dollar for.
09:07A quant model.
09:08She built it from scratch.
09:10And keeping her is non-negotiable.
09:13Our marketing dominance
09:14depends on it.
09:15Jessie, Harvard PhD,
09:17star trader.
09:20Dad, are you talking about Jessie?
09:22Jessie.
09:23I didn't fire Jessie, did I?
09:25Actually, Jessica.
09:27She's our golden goose.
09:28Now you need to...
09:29Dad, you just focus
09:30on getting better.
09:31I'll make sure she stays, all right?
09:35Susan, tell Jessie
09:36to come to my office.
09:37Right away.
09:46Pete, honey.
09:47Remember our pillow talk?
09:49Trading director.
09:51One-upping Jessica.
09:54It's time you pay up, lover boy.
09:56Babe, it already took
09:58a lot of effort to get you in
09:59with those fake credentials.
10:01I know, but couldn't you be a doll
10:04and work your magic for me?
10:08We've got a new CEO.
10:10Let's lay low for a while.
10:14Keep your nose clean, will ya?
10:19Of course.
10:21All right.
10:28Pathetic.
10:29Time to upgrade my meal ticket.
10:34Come in.
10:36Jessie.
10:38Emergency.
10:39New boss just asked Jessica.
10:40What?
10:41Wait, he fired Jessica?
10:42God, is he suicidal or just stupid?
10:44He wants you to go see him now.
10:46Am I up next on the chopping block?
10:51Okay.
11:02You needed something, Jackson?
11:03Jessie, you all right?
11:05Damn, looking good.
11:06Thanks.
11:07Word is, our quant trading model
11:09is crushing market averages.
11:12I don't say this often,
11:13but I am impressed.
11:14Wait, that's Jessica's work.
11:16How does he not know this?
11:19Absolutely.
11:20Jackson,
11:21I actually pull multiple all-nighters
11:24designing that solo.
11:26You see,
11:27I have pure talent,
11:30unlike some people who
11:32climb the corporate ladder
11:33using connections.
11:38You're referring to Jessica, right?
11:40I already fired that corporate parasite.
11:43I need your model
11:45because our fund is launching
11:46and I need it to deliver
11:47and maximize company profits.
11:48Don't worry, Jackson.
11:49With Jessica out of the way,
11:50I'll get that updated model
11:51to you in no time.
11:52That's what I like to hear.
11:53All right, get going.
11:54Clock's ticking.
11:55I'm on it.
11:58That Jessie's everything
11:59Frank promised, sir.
12:00Smart and easy on the eyes.
12:03Hardly remarkable.
12:04Let's hire Miss J.
12:05I won't need her anymore.
12:07Miss J?
12:08Miss J is a trading prodigy
12:09I met online.
12:10She's the unrivaled queen
12:11of the securities trading market.
12:13So that's why
12:14Jessie doesn't measure up.
12:15You've already got
12:16someone else in mind.
12:17Always two steps ahead, Susan.
12:21Susan, do you see an issue here?
12:22Coffee, always, right here.
12:24Unbelievable.
12:28Miss J, you're the only woman
12:30who deserves to be my equal.
12:31Join TV and I'll hand you
12:33the entire company.
12:48Boss, we have an emergency.
12:49Your wife's in serious trouble.
12:51Are you crazy?
12:52I haven't even confessed
12:53to Jessica yet.
12:54Don't go around
12:55calling her that.
12:56You told me to call her that.
12:58Eight years of this secret crush,
12:59still no action.
13:00Look, nothing bad can happen
13:01to her when I'm...
13:02Wait, hold on.
13:03You found Jessica?
13:04We got her.
13:05She's running trading
13:06at TV Securities.
13:07What?
13:08I don't get it.
13:09What do you mean,
13:10you don't get it?
13:11I don't get it.
13:12I don't get it.
13:13I don't get it.
13:14I don't get it.
13:15I don't get it.
13:16She's running trading
13:17at TV Securities.
13:18Well, she was
13:19until the new CEO
13:20stepped in and fired her.
13:21Fired her?
13:22She's brilliant.
13:23How could she get fired?
13:24Something's off here.
13:25Let's go get her.
13:26This is the perfect opportunity
13:27for you to step in,
13:28be the hero,
13:29confess your feelings.
13:30You idiot.
13:34You idiot.
13:35This is the perfect opportunity
13:36to bring her on my team.
13:39Seeing each other every day,
13:41I'll finally get my shot with her.
13:43Boss, snap out of it.
13:44She's in security trading.
13:45Clooney Financial
13:46doesn't even have
13:47a brokerage division.
13:49So we'll buy one.
14:03This office is all mine now.
14:13Broke much?
14:15Disgusting.
14:24Jessica Jackson's
14:25dream girl, Mrs. J?
14:29Jackson fired Jessica.
14:31And no one knows
14:32who she really is.
14:34I can take advantage of this.
14:42Jesse!
14:43What do you think you're doing?
14:46Hey, boss.
14:47We locked in the SkyEdge
14:48tech acquisition for $1.3 billion.
14:50Just need your signature
14:51to close it.
14:54Boss.
14:55Boss!
14:56What?
14:57Don't tell me you're looking
14:58at pictures of your crush,
14:59Jessica, again.
15:00What crush?
15:02You're looking at
15:03the future Mrs. Clooney.
15:04We've been hunting for her
15:05for eight years with no luck.
15:06What if she's married already?
15:08Well, yeah.
15:09She's incredible.
15:10She's a genius.
15:11She's a genius.
15:12She's a genius.
15:13She's a genius.
15:14She's incredible.
15:15Of course others
15:16would see that, too.
15:18Not happening.
15:23Where are you going?
15:25To the racetrack.
15:26Boss!
15:29To the racetrack.
15:42You win!
15:43Yes!
15:49Boss!
15:50The trading system is down.
15:55What?
15:56The trading system is down.
15:59We need you.
16:06The system is still
16:07placing counter-trend orders.
16:08The more the market rises,
16:09the faster we're selling.
16:11All my soft boxes
16:12are going crazy.
16:13We're down
16:14100 million already.
16:16The computer thinks
16:17this is normal.
16:18I can't do anything
16:19no matter what I try.
16:20If we do this for another hour,
16:21we're going to be filing
16:22for Chapter 11.
16:23Don't panic.
16:24The boss is here.
16:33Stop staring
16:34and get out of the chair.
16:35Go!
16:43Yesterday's rate cut
16:44didn't make it
16:45into our baseline indicators.
16:46So the model thinks
16:47up is down
16:48and down is up.
16:49So naturally,
16:50it's doing exactly
16:51the opposite
16:52of what it should.
16:53Boss?
16:54Even you can't solve it?
16:56Sorry.
16:57Food coma is hitting hard.
16:59Mind grabbing me a coke?
17:00Absolutely.
17:01Let's go.
17:20You know,
17:21there's this whole
17:22Mind grabbing me a Coke?
17:26Who does she think she's fooling?
17:28What does a woman possibly know about all this?
17:30If she fixes it, I'll quit immediately.
17:32You're gonna eat those words faster than Jessica's eating those chips.
17:38Here you go, boss.
17:53Relax, people. I just gotta reset one more parameter and we're golden.
17:57Go home, get some sleep.
18:01And with that, we're gone.
18:03Thank you, boss. You truly are the MVP.
18:06Alright, let's go, folks!
18:08Come on, let her work! Let's go!
18:22You...
18:26You...
18:35Nailed it.
18:53The model's fixed?
18:55The company account.
18:57Boss is insane!
18:59Fixed the glitch, saved our butts, and made a killing in one night.
19:02Time to update that resume, Tom.
19:04Or was all that big talk just hot air?
19:06Mark, who is our boss, really?
19:08Clueless as usual, Tom.
19:10Jessica wrote our quant trading model from scratch.
19:13Her algorithm is the reason why T.B.'s security is a titan.
19:16What on earth are we doing during work hours?
19:19And you are...?
19:21Meet the chairman's son. Your new CEO.
19:24Of course, his talents have the board's complete endorsement.
19:28And last time I checked, these are prime trading hours, aren't they?
19:32Well, it's actually funny you mention that, but...
19:34You are fired.
19:36What?
19:38Here at T.B., we do not tolerate mediocrity.
19:43Here at T.B., we do not tolerate mediocrity.
19:46Here at T.B., we do not tolerate mediocrity.
19:49Only the best work here.
19:52You made it here on pure talent.
19:54You want to talk about mediocrity?
19:56Let's discuss that trust fund that bought your position.
20:00Did you just hit her?
20:02What the hell's wrong with you?
20:04I'm not going to waste my time talking to garbage.
20:09Here...
20:11is your hush money.
20:13Take it and get out.
20:15You know what?
20:17Here's a little extra.
20:19Use it to buy yourself some makeup and cover up that bruise.
20:21No one wants to see that.
20:23Drop it. Just go handle this when she's back.
20:26The board paid insane money for her brain.
20:29Jackson wouldn't have the guts to touch her.
20:31Listen up, everybody.
20:33The market is a savage wilderness.
20:35It is a dog-eat-dog world.
20:37It is eat or be eaten.
20:39You need to be apex predators.
20:42Not little, fluffy, performance-faking rabbits.
20:46Those will be eaten.
20:48But the real alphas,
20:50the real rainmakers among you,
20:52will be rewarded accordingly.
20:59Top of the leaderboard is...
21:03Caitlin.
21:05Where's my superstar?
21:07That would be me.
21:09Caitlin.
21:11Is this Kayla Twist?
21:13Are you a Kayla Twist fan?
21:14You know, she has a concert tonight.
21:15Would you want to go?
21:16God, yes.
21:17This is perfect. This is perfect!
21:19Go now, before you're late!
21:21And as soon as the concert's over,
21:23clean out your desk, because you're fired.
21:25What? Why?
21:26The Nikkei opens during concert hours.
21:28You know, I figured a trader wouldn't put Kayla Twist above making trades.
21:32Those numbers must be fake.
21:34And who's your boss?
21:35I need to meet the clown that runs this circus.
21:38It's Jessica. She's here.
21:40Jessica.
21:55You are fired.
21:59Move your damn foot and explain what rock you crawled out from under.
22:03Who I am doesn't matter.
22:04All that matters is that you are fired.
22:06Are you certain about firing me?
22:08Are you some unicorn employee that this place will crash and burn without your precious brain?
22:11You wouldn't say that, exactly.
22:12Jessica hasn't slept because she was busy saving us nine figures because of a bug.
22:16Yeah, and we even made a profit.
22:18You expect me to believe that?
22:20Her name wasn't even on those reports.
22:22So take your headphones and beat it.
22:27Can't trash ruin my shoes.
22:29And to you defenders, finance takes timing and judgment.
22:33And sticking up for her shows that you have neither.
22:36So pack your crap and follow her out the door.
22:38Leave them alone. They have nothing to do with this.
22:41I'll go.
22:44What? Is office drama more important than making money now?
22:55Susan!
23:02Boss, she's high up in trading.
23:05Firing her out of nowhere might be problematic.
23:09Susan, Susan, Susan.
23:12Look around. Finance is a men's game.
23:14Okay, as far as I'm concerned, she was just sitting there, woman in a chair, and cashing paychecks.
23:19Alright, I did us a favor. We should have squashed that bug a while ago.
23:27Dad, how's it going?
23:29I forgot to mention to you, there's this one woman exec.
23:33Exec? You absolutely cannot mess with.
23:37Woman executive? Don't tell me it's...
23:42How many women executives do we have, Susan?
23:46Just two women in executive roles. These are the files.
23:52She's a talent the board paid top dollar for. A quant model. She built it from scratch.
23:57And keeping her is non-negotiable. Our marketing dominance depends on it.
24:02Jesse. Harvard PhD. Star trader.
24:07Dad, are you talking about Jesse?
24:09Jesse.
24:10I didn't fire Jesse, did I?
24:12Actually, Jessica. She's our golden goose. Now you need to...
24:15Dad, you just focus on getting better. I'll make sure she stays, alright?
24:22Susan, tell Jesse to come to my office.
24:24Right away.
24:33Pete, honey. Remember our pillow talk? Trading director, one-upping Jessica.
24:42It's time you pay up, lover boy.
24:44Babe, it already took a lot of effort to get you in with those fake credentials.
24:49I know, but couldn't you be a doll and work your magic for me?
24:56We've got a new CEO. Let's lay low for a while.
25:02Keep your nose clean, will ya?
25:07Of course.
25:15Pathetic. Time to upgrade my meal ticket.
25:21Come in.
25:23Jesse. Emergency. New boss just asked Jessica.
25:27What? Wait, he fired Jessica?
25:29God, is he suicidal or just stupid?
25:31He wants you to go see him now.
25:33Am I up next on the chopping block?
25:38Okay.
25:48You needed something, Jackson?
25:50Jesse, you alright? Damn, looking good.
25:53Thanks.
25:54Word is, our quant trading model is crushing market averages.
25:58I don't say this often, but I am impressed.
26:00Wait, that's Jessica's work. How does he not know this?
26:05Absolutely. Jackson, I actually pulled multiple all-nighters designing that solo.
26:12You see, I have pure talent, unlike some people who climb the corporate ladder using connections.
26:25You're referring to Jessica, right?
26:28I already fired that corporate parasite.
26:31I need your model because our fund is launching and I need it to deliver and maximize company profits.
26:36Don't worry, Jackson. With Jessica out of the way, I'll get that updated model to you in no time.
26:40That's what I like to hear. Alright, get going. Clock's ticking.
26:43I'm on it.
26:46That Jesse's everything Frank promised, sir. Smart and easy on the eyes.
26:50Hardly remarkable. Let's hire Miss J. I won't need her anymore.
26:54Miss J?
26:55Miss J is a trading prodigy I met online. She's the unrivaled queen of the securities trading market.
27:00So that's why Jesse doesn't measure up. You've already got someone else in mind.
27:05Always two steps ahead, Susan.
27:09Susan, do you see an issue here? Coffee. Always. Right here. Unbelievable.
27:16Miss J, you're the only woman who deserves to be my equal. Join TV and I'll hand you the entire company.
27:25Okay.
27:45Boss, we have an emergency. Your wife's in serious trouble.
27:48Are you crazy? I haven't even confessed to Jessica yet. Don't go around calling her that.
27:53You told me to call her that. Eight years of this secret crush, still no action.
27:57Look, nothing bad can happen to her when I'm- Wait, hold on. You found Jessica?
28:01We got her. She's running trading at TV Securities. Well, she was until the new CEO stepped in and fired her.
28:07Fired her? She's brilliant. How could she get fired? Something's off here.
28:11Let's go get her. This is the perfect opportunity for you to step in, be the hero, confess your feelings.
28:17You idiot.
28:21You idiot. This is the perfect opportunity to bring her on my team.
28:26Seeing each other every day, I'll finally get my shot with her.
28:30Boss, snap out of it. She's in security trading. Clooney Financial doesn't even have a brokerage division.
28:36So we'll buy one.
28:48This office is all mine now.
28:58Ugh. Broke much? Disgusting.
29:09Jessica's Jackson's dream girl, Mrs. J?
29:12Jackson fired Jessica. And no one knows who she really is.
29:17I can take advantage of this.
29:25Jesse, what do you think you're doing?
29:36Hey boss, we locked in the SkyEdge tech acquisition for $1.5 million.
29:40We locked in the SkyEdge tech acquisition for $1.3 billion. Just need your signature to close it.
29:46Boss. Boss!
29:48What?
29:50Don't tell me you're looking at pictures of your crush Jessica again.
29:52What crush? You're looking at the future Mrs. Clooney.
29:56We've been hunting for her for eight years with no luck. What if she's married already?
30:00Well yeah. She's incredible. Of course others would see that too.
30:05Not happening.
30:11Where are you going?
30:12To the racetrack.
30:13Boss!
30:16To the racetrack.
30:29You win!
30:30Yes!
30:35Boss! The trading system is down!
30:41What?
30:42The trading system is down! We need you!
30:52The system is still placing counter-trend orders. The more the market rises, the faster we're selling.
30:57All my stop losses are firing like crazy. We're down a certain amount already.
31:02The computer thinks this is normal. I can't do anything no matter what I try.
31:06If we do this for another hour, we're going to be filing for Chapter 11.
31:10Don't panic! The boss is here!
31:20Stop staring and get out of the chair!
31:21Go!
31:41Yesterday's rate cut didn't make it into our baseline indicators.
31:44So the model thinks up is down, and down is up.
31:48So naturally it's doing exactly the opposite of what it should.
32:00Boss? Even you can't solve it?
32:03Sorry. Food coma's hitting hard.
32:06Mind grabbing me a Coke?
32:07Who does she think she's fooling?
32:09What does a woman possibly know about all this?
32:11If she fixes it, I'll quit immediately.
32:13You're going to eat those words faster than Jessica's eating those chips.
32:20Here you go, boss.
32:38Relax, people. I just have to reset one more parameter and we're golden.
32:42Go home. Get some sleep.
32:45And with that, we're gone.
32:48Thank you, boss. You truly are the MVP.
32:51Alright, let's go, folks. Come on, let her work. Let's go!
33:07You...
33:13You...
33:22Nailed it.
33:37S...
33:39S...
33:42The model's fixed?
33:43The company account.
33:44Boss is insane!
33:46Fixed the glitch, saved our butts, and made a killing in one night.
33:50Time to update that resume, Tom.
33:52Or was all that big talk just hot air?
33:54Mark, who is our boss, really?
33:56Clueless as usual, Tom.
33:58Jessica wrote our quant trading model from scratch.
34:01Her algorithm is the reason why TB Security is a titan.
34:04What on earth are we doing during work hours?
34:08And you are...
34:09Meet the chairman's son. Your new CEO.
34:13Of course, his talents have the board's complete endorsement.
34:17And last time I checked, these are prime trading hours, aren't they?
34:21Well, it's actually funny you mention that, but...
34:23You are fired.
34:24What?
34:27Here at TB, we do not tolerate mediocrity.
34:30Mediocrity.
34:33Here at TB, we do not tolerate mediocrity.
34:36Only the best work here.
34:39You made it here on pure talent.
34:41You want to talk about mediocrity?
34:43Let's discuss that trust fund that bought your position.
34:47Did you just hit her?
34:49What the hell's wrong with you?
34:51I'm not gonna waste my time talking the garbage.
34:56Here...
34:58Is your hush money.
34:59Take it and get out.
35:02You know what?
35:04Here's a little extra.
35:05Use it to buy yourself some makeup and cover up that bruise.
35:08No one wants to see that.
35:10Drop it.
35:11Just go handle this when she's back.
35:14The board paid insane money for her brain.
35:16Jackson wouldn't have the guts to touch her.
35:18Listen up, everybody.
35:20The market is a savage wilderness.
35:22It is a dog-eat-dog world.
35:24It is eat or be eaten.
35:26You need to be apex predators.
35:29Not little, fluffy, performance-faking rabbits.
35:33Those will be eaten.
35:35But the real Alphys,
35:37the real Rainmakers among you,
35:39will be rewarded accordingly.
35:46Top of the leaderboard is...
35:50Caitlin.
35:52Where's my superstar?
35:53That would be me.
35:54That would be me.
35:56Caitlin.
35:58Is this Kayla Twist?
36:00Are you a Kayla Twist fan?
36:02She has a concert tonight.
36:03Would you want to go?
36:04God, yes.
36:05This is perfect.
36:06It's perfect.
36:07Go now, before you're late.
36:08And as soon as the concert's over,
36:10clean out your desk,
36:11because you're fired.
36:12What?
36:13Why?
36:14The Nikkei opens during concert hours.
36:16I figured a trader wouldn't put Kayla Twist
36:18above making trades.
36:20Those numbers must be fake.
36:22Who's your boss?
36:23Who's the clown that runs this circus?
36:25It's Jessica.
36:26She's here.
36:42You are fired.
36:46Move your damn foot
36:47and explain what rock you crawled out from under.
36:50Who I am doesn't matter.
36:51What matters is that you are fired.
36:53Are you certain about firing me?
36:54You think you're some unicorn employee
36:56that this place will crash and burn
36:57without your precious brain?
36:58You wouldn't say that, exactly.
36:59Jessica hasn't slept because she was busy
37:01saving us nine figures because of a bug.
37:03Yeah, and we even made a profit.
37:05You expect me to believe that?
37:07Her name wasn't even on those reports.
37:09So take your headphones and beat it.
37:14Can't trash ruin my shoes.
37:16And to you defenders,
37:17finance takes timing and judgment
37:20and sticking up for her
37:21shows that you have neither.
37:23So pack your crap
37:24and follow her out the door.
37:25Leave them alone.
37:26They have nothing to do with this.
37:28I'll go.
37:31What?
37:32Is office drama more important
37:33than making money now?
37:42Susan!
37:44Boss.
37:45She's high up in trading.
37:47Firing her out of nowhere
37:48might be problematic.
37:51Susan, Susan, Susan.
37:54Look around.
37:55Finance is a men's game.
37:57Okay, as far as I'm concerned,
37:58she was just sitting there
37:59warming her chair
38:00and cashing paychecks.
38:01Alright, I did us a favor.
38:02We should have squashed that bug
38:03a while ago.
38:04Okay, as far as I'm concerned,
38:05she was just sitting there
38:06warming her chair
38:07and cashing paychecks.
38:08Alright, I did us a favor.
38:09We should have squashed that bug
38:10a while ago.
38:11Okay, as far as I'm concerned,
38:13Dad, how's it going?
38:16I forgot to mention to you,
38:18there's this one woman exec
38:20you absolutely cannot mess with.
38:24Woman executive?
38:25Don't tell me it's...
38:29How many women executives
38:30do we have, Susan?
38:33Just two women in executive roles.
38:36These are the files.
38:39She's a talent the board
38:40paid top dollar for.
38:41A quant model.
38:42She built it from scratch.
38:44And keeping her is non-negotiable.
38:46Our marketing dominance
38:48depends on it.
38:49Jessie, Harvard PhD,
38:51Star Trader.
38:54Dad, are you talking about Jessie?
38:56Yes, Jessie.
38:57I didn't fire Jessie, did I?
38:58Actually, Jessica.
39:00She's our golden goose.
39:01Now you need to...
39:02Dad, you just focus
39:03on getting better.
39:04I'll make sure she stays, alright?
39:09Susan, tell Jessie
39:10to come to my office.
39:11Right away.
39:20Pete, honey.
39:21Remember our pillow talk?
39:23Trading director,
39:25one-upping Jessica.
39:29It's time you pay up, lover boy.
39:31Babe, it already took
39:33a lot of effort to get you in
39:34with those fake credentials.
39:36I know, but
39:37couldn't you be a doll
39:40and work your magic for me?
39:43We've got a new CEO.
39:45Let's lay low for a while.
39:49Keep your nose clean, will ya?
39:54Of course.
40:02Pathetic.
40:03Time to upgrade my meal ticket.
40:06Ugh.
40:08Come in.
40:10Jessie.
40:12Emergency.
40:13New boss just asked Jessica.
40:14What?
40:15Wait, he fired Jessica?
40:16God, is he suicidal
40:17or just stupid?
40:18He wants you to go see him now.
40:20Am I up next on the chopping block?
40:25Okay.
40:28God.
40:36You needed something, Jackson?
40:37Jessie, you alright?
40:39Damn, looking good.
40:40Thanks.
40:41Word is,
40:42our quant trading model
40:43is crushing market averages.
40:46I don't say this often,
40:47but I am impressed.
40:48Wait, that's Jessica's work.
40:50How does he not know this?
40:53Absolutely.
40:54Jackson,
40:56I actually pull
40:57multiple all-nighters
40:58designing that solo.
41:01You see,
41:02I have pure talent,
41:04unlike some people
41:05who climb the corporate ladder
41:07using connections.
41:12You're referring to Jessica, right?
41:15I already fired that corporate parasite.
41:18I need your model
41:19because our fund is launching
41:20and I need it to deliver
41:21and maximize company profits.
41:23Don't worry, Jackson.
41:24With Jessica out of the way,
41:25I'll get that updated model
41:26to you in no time.
41:27That's what I like to hear.
41:28Alright, get going.
41:29Clock's ticking.
41:30I'm on it.
41:32That Jessie's everything
41:34Frank promised, sir.
41:35Smart and easy on the eyes.
41:37Hardly remarkable.
41:38That's a hire, Miss J.
41:39I won't need her anymore.
41:41Miss J?
41:42Miss J is a trading prodigy
41:43I met online.
41:44She's the unrivaled queen
41:45of the securities trading market.
41:47So that's why
41:48Jessie doesn't measure up.
41:49You've already got
41:50someone else in mind.
41:52Always two steps ahead, Susan.
41:56Susan, do you see an issue here?
41:57Coffee, always.
41:58Right here.
41:59Unbelievable.
42:01Miss J,
42:02you're the only woman
42:03who deserves to be my equal.
42:04Join TV
42:05and I'll hand you the entire company.
42:31Boss, we have an emergency.
42:33Your wife's in serious trouble.
42:34Are you crazy?
42:36I haven't even confessed
42:37to Jessica yet.
42:38Don't go around
42:39calling her that.
42:40You told me to call her that.
42:41Eight years of this secret crush,
42:43still no action.
42:44Look, nothing bad
42:45can happen to her when I'm...
42:46Wait, hold on.
42:47You found Jessica?
42:48We got her.
42:49She's running trading
42:50at TV Securities.
42:51Well, she was
42:52until the new CEO
42:53stepped in and fired her.
42:54Fired her?
42:55She's brilliant.
42:56How could she get fired?
42:57Something's off here.
42:58Let's go get her.
42:59This is the perfect opportunity
43:00for you to step in,
43:01be the hero,
43:02confess your feelings.
43:03You idiot.
43:07You idiot.
43:08This is the perfect opportunity
43:10to bring her on my team.
43:12Seeing each other every day,
43:14I'll finally get my shot with her.
43:16Boss, snap out of it.
43:17She's in security trading.
43:19Clooney Financial
43:20doesn't even have
43:21a brokerage division.
43:22So we'll buy one.
43:30This office is all mine now.
43:40Ugh.
43:41Broke much?
43:43Disgusting.
43:51Jessica's not here.
43:53She's not here.
43:55She's not here.
43:58Jessica's Jackson's drinker,
44:00Mrs. J?
44:03Jackson fired Jessica.
44:05And no one knows
44:06who she really is.
44:08I can take advantage of this.
44:16Jesse,
44:17what do you think you're doing?
44:21Hey, boss.
44:22We locked in the SkyEdge
44:23tech acquisition for $1.3 billion.
44:25Just need your signature
44:26to close it.
44:29Boss.
44:30Boss.
44:31What?
44:32Don't tell me you're looking
44:33at pictures of your crush,
44:34Jessica, again.
44:35What crush?
44:36You're looking at
44:37the future Mrs. Clooney.
44:38We've been hunting for her
44:39for eight years with no luck.
44:41What if she's married already?
44:43Well, yeah.
44:44She's incredible.
44:45Of course she is.
44:46I mean,
44:47she's got a lot of money.
44:49She's incredible.
44:50Of course others would see that, too.
44:52Not happening.
44:58Where are you going?
44:59To the racetrack.
45:00Boss.
45:03To the racetrack.
45:16You win.
45:17Yes!
45:20Boss.
45:21The trading system is down.
45:26What?
45:27The trading system is down.
45:30We need you.
45:37The system is still placing
45:38counter-trend orders.
45:39The more the market rises,
45:40the faster we're selling.
45:42All my stop losses
45:43are firing like crazy.
45:45We're down 100 million already.
45:47We're down 100 million already.
45:49The computer thinks this is normal.
45:51I can't do anything
45:52no matter what I try.
45:53If we do this for another hour,
45:54we're going to be filing
45:55for Chapter 11.
45:57Don't panic.
45:58The boss is here.
46:06Stop staring
46:07and get out of the chair.
46:08Go.
46:09Go.
46:18Yesterday's rate cut
46:19didn't make it
46:20into our baseline indicators.
46:22So the model thinks up is down
46:25and down is up.
46:26So naturally,
46:27it's doing exactly the opposite
46:29of what it should.
46:31Yesterday's rate cut
46:32didn't make it
46:33into our baseline indicators.
46:34So the model thinks up is down
46:37and down is up.
46:38So naturally,
46:39it's doing exactly the opposite
46:40of what it should.
46:49Boss?
46:50Even you can't solve it?
46:52Sorry.
46:53Food coma's hitting hard.
46:56Mind grabbing me a Coke?
46:59Who does she think she's fooling?
47:01What does a woman
47:02possibly know about all this?
47:04If she fixes it,
47:05I'll quit immediately.
47:06You're going to eat those words
47:07faster than Jessica's
47:08eating those chips.
47:12Here you go, boss.
47:15Relax, people.
47:16I just got to reset
47:17one more parameter
47:18and we're golden.
47:20Go home.
47:21Get some sleep.
47:24And with that,
47:25we're gone.
47:27Thank you, boss.
47:28You truly are the MVP.
47:30All right.
47:31Let's go, folks.
47:32Come on.
47:33Let her work.
47:34Let's go.
47:35Let's go.
47:36Let's go.
47:37Let's go.
47:38Let's go.
47:39Let's go.
47:40Let's go.
47:41Let's go.
47:42Let's go.
47:43Let's get to work.
47:44Let's go.
48:10Nailed it.
48:13The model's fixed?
48:31The company account.
48:32Boss is insane!
48:33Fixed the glitch, saved our butts, and made a killing in one night.
48:37Time to update that resume, Tom, or was all that big talk just hot air?
48:42Who is our boss, really?
48:43This is usual, Tom.
48:45Jessica wrote our quant trading model from scratch.
48:48Her algorithm is the reason why TB security is a titan!
48:51What on earth are we doing during work hours?
48:55And you are?
48:57Meet the chairman's son, your new CEO.
49:01Of course, his talents have the board's complete endorsement.
49:04And last time I checked, these are prime trading hours, aren't they?
49:08Well, it's actually funny you mention that.
49:10You are fire, boss.
49:14Here at TB, we do not tolerate mediocrity.
49:19Here at TB, we do not tolerate mediocrity.
49:22Only the best work here.
49:25You made it here on pure talent.
49:27You want to talk about mediocrity?
49:29Let's discuss that trust fund that bought your position.
49:34Did you just hit her?
49:36What the hell's wrong with you?
49:37I'm not going to waste my time talking the garbage.
49:42Here is your hush money.
49:46Take it and get out.
49:48You know what?
49:50Here's a little extra.
49:52Use it to buy yourself some makeup and cover up that bruise.
49:54No one wants to see that.
49:56Drop it.
49:57Just go handle this when she's back.
49:59The board paid insane money for her brain.
50:03Jackson wouldn't have the guts to touch her.
50:05Listen up, everybody.
50:06The market is a savage wilderness.
50:09It is a dog-eat-dog world.
50:11It is eat or be eaten.
50:13You need to be apex predators.
50:16Not little, fluffy, performance-faking rabbits.
50:20Those will be eaten.
50:22But the real alphas, the real rainmakers among you,
50:26will be rewarded accordingly.
50:30Top of the leaderboard is...
50:34Caitlyn.
50:36Where's my superstar?
50:38That would be me.
50:40Caitlyn.
50:42Is this Kayla Twist?
50:44Are you a Kayla Twist fan?
50:46You know, she has a concert tonight.
50:47Would you want to go?
50:48God, yes.
50:50This is perfect.
50:51It's perfect.
50:52Go now before you're late.
50:53And as soon as the concert's over,
50:55clean out your desk because you're fired.
50:57What? Why?
50:58The Nikkei opens during concert hours.
51:00You know, I figured a trader wouldn't put Kayla Twist above making trades.
51:04Those numbers must be fake.
51:06And who's your boss?
51:07I need to meet the clown that runs this circus.
51:09It's Jessica.
51:11She's here.
51:28You are fired.
51:32Move your damn foot and explain what rock you crawled out from under.
51:36Who I am doesn't matter.
51:37All that matters is that you are fired.
51:39Are you certain about firing me?
51:41You think you're some unicorn employee that this place will crash and burn without your precious brain?
51:45You wouldn't say that, exactly.
51:46Jessica hasn't slept because she was busy saving us nine figures because of a bug.
51:50Yeah, and we even made a profit.
51:52You expect me to believe that?
51:54Her name wasn't even on those reports.
51:56So take your headphones and beat it.
52:00Can't trash ruin my shoes.
52:02And to you defenders,
52:04finance takes timing and judgment.
52:07And sticking up for her shows that you have neither.
52:10So pack your crap and follow her out the door.
52:12Leave them alone. They have nothing to do with this.
52:15I'll go.
52:18What?
52:19Is office drama more important than making money now?
52:25Susan.
52:33Boss, she's high up in trading.
52:36Firing her out of nowhere might be problematic.
52:40Susan, Susan, Susan.
52:43Look around. Finance is a men's game.
52:46Okay, as far as I'm concerned,
52:48Dad, how's it going?
52:50I forgot to mention to you,
52:52there's this one woman exec you absolutely cannot mess with.
52:58Woman executive?
53:00Don't tell me it's...
53:04I don't know.
53:05I don't know.
53:06I don't know.
53:07I don't know.
53:08I don't know.
53:09I don't know.
53:10I don't know.
53:11I don't know.
53:12I don't know.
53:13I don't know.
53:14I don't know.
53:15I don't know.
53:16How many women executives do we have, Susan?
53:20Just two women in executive roles.
53:23These are the files.
53:25She's a talent the board paid top dollar for.
53:28A quant model.
53:29She built it from scratch.
53:31And keeping her is non-negotiable.
53:33Our marketing dominance depends on it.
53:36Jesse, Harvard PhD, star trader.
53:41Dad, are you talking about Jesse?
53:43Jesse?
53:44I didn't fire Jesse, did I?
53:45Actually, Jessica, she's our golden goose.
53:48Now you need to...
53:49Dad, you just focus on getting better.
53:51I'll make sure she stays, alright?
53:55Susan, tell Jesse to come to my office.
53:57Right away.
54:06Pete, honey, remember our pillow talk?
54:09Trading director, one-upping Jessica.
54:13It's time you pay up, lover boy.
54:15Babe, it already took a lot of effort
54:17to get you in with those fake credentials.
54:20I know, but couldn't you be a doll
54:23and work your magic for me?
54:27We've got a new CEO.
54:29Let's lay low for a while.
54:33Keep your nose clean, will ya?
54:38Of course.
54:39Alright.
54:41Pathetic.
54:42Time to upgrade my meal ticket.
54:47Come in.
54:49Jesse.
54:51Emergency.
54:52New boss just asked Jessica.
54:53What?
54:54Wait, he fired Jessica?
54:56God, is he suicidal or just stupid?
54:58He wants you to go see him now.
55:00Am I up next on the chopping block?
55:03I don't think so.
55:04I don't think so.
55:05I don't think so.
55:06I don't think so.
55:07I don't think so.
55:08I don't think so.
55:10Okay.
55:12Okay.
55:15God.
55:22You needed something, Jackson?
55:24Jesse, right?
55:25Damn, looking good.
55:27Thanks.
55:28Word is, our quant trading model
55:30is crushing market averages.
55:32I don't say this often, but I am impressed.
55:35Wait, that's Jessica's work.
55:37How does he not know this?
55:39Absolutely.
55:41Jackson, I actually pulled multiple all-nighters
55:45designing that solo.
55:47You see, I have pure talent,
55:51unlike some people who climb the corporate ladder
55:54using connections.
55:59You're referring to Jessica, right?
56:02I already fired that corporate parasite.
56:04I need your model, because our fund is launching
56:07and I need it to deliver and maximize company profits.
56:09Don't worry, Jackson.
56:11With Jessica out of the way,
56:12I'll get that updated model to you in no time.
56:14That's what I like to hear.
56:15All right, get going, clock's ticking.
56:16I'm on it.
56:19That Jesse's everything Frank promised, sir.
56:22Smart and easy on the eyes.
56:24Hardly remarkable.
56:25That's a hire Miss J.
56:26I won't need her anymore.
56:28Miss J?
56:29Miss J is a trading prodigy I met online.
56:31She's the unrivaled queen of the securities trading market.
56:34So that's why Jesse doesn't measure up.
56:36You've already got someone else in mind.
56:38Always two steps ahead, Susan.
56:42Susan, do you see an issue here?
56:43Coffee, always, right here.
56:45Unbelievable.
56:49Miss J, you're the only woman who deserves to be my equal.
56:52Join TV and I'll hand you the entire company.
57:05Boss, we have an emergency.
57:07Your wife's in serious trouble.
57:08Are you crazy?
57:10I haven't even confessed to Jessica yet.
57:12Don't go around calling her that.
57:14You told me to call her that.
57:16Eight years of this secret crush, still no action.
57:18Look, nothing bad can happen to her when I'm...
57:20Wait, hold on, hold on.
57:21I'm sorry.
57:22I'm sorry.
57:23I'm sorry.
57:24I'm sorry.
57:25I'm sorry.
57:26I'm sorry.
57:27I'm sorry.
57:28I'm sorry.
57:29I'm sorry.
57:30I'm sorry.
57:31I'm sorry.
57:32I'm sorry.
57:34Wait, hold on.
57:35You found Jessica?
57:36We got her.
57:37She's running trading at TV Securities.
57:38Well, she was until the new CEO stepped in and fired her.
57:41Fired her?
57:42She's brilliant, how could she get fired?
57:44Something's off here.
57:45Let's go get her.
57:47This is the perfect opportunity for you to step in, be the hero, confess your feelings.
57:51You idiot.
57:54You idiot.
57:56This is the perfect opportunity to bring her on my team.
57:59Seeing each other every day, I'll finally get my shot with her.
58:04Boss, snap out of it. She's in security trading.
58:07Clooney Financial doesn't even have a brokerage division.
58:10So we'll buy one.
58:24This office is all mine now.
58:30Wow.
58:33Ugh. Broke much?
58:36Disgusting.
58:44Jessica Jackson's drinker, Mrs. J?
58:49Jackson fired Jessica.
58:52And no one knows who she really is.
58:55I can take advantage of this.
58:59Jesse, what do you think you're doing?
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