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00:00It's ridiculous!
00:02So Zach ain't Barney's dad?
00:03Of course he's not!
00:05He's not, Ted!
00:06He's a bunch of liars to just stir up trouble!
00:08And why would he do that?
00:10Because I sacked him!
00:11And your dad beat him up!
00:12He's sick in the head, I don't know!
00:14Barney...
00:16Zach...
00:17He's a Mitchell, Ted!
00:19He's the spit of your dad at his age!
00:21You know that!
00:23Yeah...
00:24Yeah, but...
00:25What I like about that...
00:27I don't know, yeah?
00:28Utter madness!
00:30You didn't even know him back then, did ya?
00:33Nick!
00:35He was my personal trainer for a few months.
00:39I mean, we maybe had a bit of a flirt.
00:41Is this why he's been sniffing around Barney?
00:43Look, nothing happened, I promise you.
00:45Then I'll go round here and talk to him yourself!
00:47No!
00:48What are you talking about?
00:49If he is making lies up, trashing your reputation,
00:52blaming him to be the father of my son,
00:54then someone needs to teach him a lesson!
00:56You can't!
00:57Why not, eh?
00:58Because if you've got nothing to hide,
01:00and he is making it up,
01:01then why can't I go round there?
01:03Tell me!
01:05Tell me the truth!
01:06I have.
01:08Then why are you looking so guilty?
01:12Come on.
01:14Since whatever happens, I'm gonna get a DNA test.
01:16You can pitch your life on that.
01:18Ted...
01:19Zack reckons dad's blood types don't match Barney.
01:23That's proof, innit?
01:24No!
01:25And it's not like you ain't capable of doing something like this.
01:28So this is your one and only chance to come clean.
01:33Is Barney my son?
01:37My biological son?
01:39Well, friends is the new family.
01:55That's what they say now, Billy.
01:57Hmm.
01:58But family should be the new family.
02:00Old family.
02:01The only family.
02:02Honey, I didn't want a birthday card from Phil, all right?
02:06Cake.
02:07Billy, Phil was gonna make Nigel a cake.
02:10Okay, all right.
02:11So if Phil made you a cake, would you eat it?
02:16Probably not.
02:17No.
02:18That's my cake.
02:19Look, all I want is a box of cherry baked rolls and a night on the couch with my beautiful
02:27missus.
02:29All right.
02:30Sold.
02:31Good.
02:32Cheers.
02:35How long you gonna give it?
02:36I don't know.
02:37The chances of Barney showing up here with a packed bag.
02:40What love of Nicola turned up with a lovely gun?
02:42Oh, since you got her arrested?
02:44Yeah.
02:45I think she's right, mate.
02:47You should leave while you still can.
02:51It was a meaningless fling with some guy in the gym, all right?
02:55It was a stupid mistake.
02:58But back then, Teddy, you and me, we were in a horrible place.
03:03We were barely talking and you weren't coming near me.
03:08So you got it elsewhere.
03:10I'm sorry.
03:12I am sorry.
03:13But our marriage wasn't perfect and you know it as well as I do.
03:19But when I found out I was pregnant, everything changed.
03:25You know, you changed.
03:29You were different towards me, you know, kinda, somehow.
03:34And it was like you'd fallen back in love with me.
03:38And in that moment, we became a family again.
03:44But it wasn't mine.
03:46Fifteen years of love and understanding every day, you know, unwavering, unconditional love.
04:00That, that is what makes you, is that?
04:03I don't know.
04:07How long has Zach known?
04:09He's only just found out.
04:11Forget about Zach, all right?
04:12He's nothing to any of us.
04:13Honestly, Teddy, I have always had everything I needed in you.
04:20Yeah.
04:21Yeah.
04:22Me.
04:24Total muck.
04:26You know, I've lived my life dealing with all your dramas, putting up with the chaos.
04:32And I'm still doing it now because I wanted what was best for Barney.
04:36Well, this is what's best for Barney, okay?
04:38It's best for all of us.
04:39What?
04:40Living with a murderer?
04:41Look at how many more times?
04:43It wasn't me, okay?
04:45It wasn't me!
04:50I can't listen to any more or any of this.
04:57I need to see Barney.
04:58No, Teddy, please.
05:02He doesn't need to know.
05:06So everyone knows about you and Joel.
05:12Look, these people, this stupid Dina, she's just a bully.
05:18No one has the right to troll you like this.
05:21It's a crime.
05:22You could go to the police.
05:24The police?
05:26And what do you think they're gonna do?
05:28They'll help you.
05:29No, Barney, the police, they don't care.
05:32They don't give a damn about people like me, do you understand?
05:35They don't.
05:36They treat us like trash.
05:38And the worst part is they think it as well.
05:40Yes, they do.
05:41And now everyone I know thinks that about me.
05:43No, that's not true.
05:44I'm just gonna have to drop out of school.
05:46I can't go back there not after this.
05:48I can't.
05:50I can't do this anymore.
05:52Just get out of my way.
05:53Shout and scream as much as you want, but please don't destroy Barney's life.
05:57You think he deserves to know his real daddy?
05:59It's you, Ted.
06:00You, the man who brought him up.
06:02Come on, Mum.
06:03Zach ain't lying about Barney.
06:05And I don't think he's lying about Shireen either.
06:07I told you what happened.
06:08I told you what happened.
06:09You are a liar.
06:15Okay.
06:18Look, Zach isn't lying.
06:22I told him I killed Shireen and I said I would do it again to protect my family.
06:29Right?
06:30Because, because that is what I thought he needed to hear to stay quiet.
06:34Okay?
06:35He knew about Barney.
06:36And I was so terrified of that secret coming out that I convinced him I was some sort of
06:42hit woman.
06:43But I'm not that sweetheart.
06:46I am a tiger mum.
06:49He will fight for my boys, but I am not capable of murder.
06:53Look, ask your dad.
06:54He'll tell you.
06:55And he wouldn't lie to you, would he?
07:02She didn't kill her.
07:06Teddy, you know that everything I do is for the love of my boys.
07:12But Barney is a good kid.
07:15And he loves you so much.
07:17Just, just be the bigger man.
07:22And put him first.
07:25Bigger man?
07:28You are lucky.
07:30I don't trick you into the street and throw you in the gutter.
07:35Because that is where you belong.
07:36Harry, please.
07:37You know, Zack wants to take Barney away from here.
07:51He reckons he could bring him up better than you could.
07:54What?
07:55He thinks you're a danger to him.
07:57I think he's right.
08:05Excuse me, Nicola.
08:06So, you're off to the cinema then, yeah?
08:21Yeah.
08:22A posh one.
08:23She's got sofas.
08:24Oh, lovely.
08:25Splashing out, saving on the extortionate price of popcorn.
08:27Come on, I'll get it.
08:28Do you ever just say the price and take the money?
08:29Service with the smile is the minute mark way, Phil.
08:31Exactly, honey.
08:32So, come on.
08:33What are you going to see?
08:34Well, they're running an old classic.
08:35Okay.
08:36Rocky.
08:37Oh, Rocky!
08:38Oh!
08:39They're doing all them training montages.
08:40Yeah, yeah.
08:41He's running up the street.
08:42That's right.
08:43And they're playing, uh...
08:44Well, what's the song?
08:45I had a tiger over the top.
08:46And the big Russian bloke.
08:47Stereoids.
08:48That damn's Rocky III.
08:49No, no, no.
08:50It wasn't Rocky III.
08:51Yes, it was.
08:52It was Rocky IV.
08:53Yes, it is Rocky IV.
08:54It could be Rocky IV.
08:55What are you going on about?
08:56We're talking about Rocky.
08:57You know, the guy...
08:58You've seen him?
08:59Yeah, everybody's seen Rocky.
09:00Whatever.
09:01Okay, honey.
09:02Those over 50 have seen them then, alright?
09:03Why don't you go and see a brand new thing?
09:04Barney, babe.
09:15It's your mum.
09:16Um...
09:17Where are you, darling?
09:18Look, everything's fine.
09:19There's nothing to worry about.
09:21It's just...
09:22Why?!
09:23Are you drinking?!
09:24No, Mum, honestly, it's hers, but we never touched it.
09:26If you are leading my son astray, I will come down on you like a ton of bricks!
09:30Well, go on then, you miserable cow.
09:31She didn't mean that.
09:32Yeah, I did.
09:33She's just upset because people are trolling her online.
09:36Can you shut up?
09:37She did was sleep with Joan.
09:38Arnie!
09:40Right.
09:42Let me get this straight.
09:44Some pathetic girls are trying to shame you online, right?
09:50Take my advice of Arnie.
09:51You don't stand for it, alright?
09:54So you slept with some guy, so what?
09:56I mean, they're calling him a tramp.
09:58They're trolling him online.
10:00No.
10:01Of course they ain't.
10:02Because for some reason, women still get judged by a different standard to men.
10:07Well, don't have it.
10:09You tell those misogynists where to go.
10:12And start owning who you are.
10:14I do regret it, though.
10:15I do regret it, though.
10:17Yeah, and that's alright.
10:19I mean, there's a lot in my past I don't feel great about.
10:24But no one has the right to judge you for your decisions, right?
10:27And they'll try.
10:28Believe me, they will try.
10:29But they're just jealous, insecure scumbags who want to see you crumble.
10:34So don't you let them.
10:36You have to be strong.
10:37Know your worth.
10:38And know how great you are of Arnie.
10:40Yeah?
10:41Oh, come here.
10:43Well, you don't have to thank me, Barney.
10:44I'm your mum.
10:45It's what I'm here for.
10:50You all right.
10:51Why are you alright?
10:53You alright?
10:54No.
10:55I feel like someone's ripped something away from me.
10:56Like, pulled it out of me.
10:57Just not.
10:58I can't take a look.
10:59Oh, come here.
11:00Oh, come here.
11:01Oh!
11:02Oh.
11:04Well, you don't have to thank me, Barney.
11:05And your mum is what I'm here for.
11:09You all right?
11:10No.
11:11No.
11:15I feel like someone's ripped something away from me.
11:18it out of me still now he still feels like my little boy and it shouldn't be any different
11:26but somehow somehow listen it it don't make no difference to me all right it's you me and barn
11:35we are still the boys where does he fit in the name the biological dad you ain't got to worry
11:42about that right now i do i do have to worry about it because over time things have changed they will
11:49they have to and my little boy
11:52he won't be my little boy anymore no your mom she had proper boys
12:01she said she loved her kids
12:04okay what are you gonna do i don't know i just gotta find him i don't i just gotta find him
12:26come here it don't have to be forever you just keep your head down see how this plays out
12:34and make sure you ring sharon i will i think sharon could be a target when she gets back
12:38truthfully i don't know trust me sharon's gone toe-to-toe with scary and mitchell women
12:43it's harry
12:48he wants to meet me at the arches what has he told barney i don't know you have to be careful
12:55right i'll come with you no mate i'm i'm sweet honestly you sure yeah sure thank you
13:01i think this is it i'm gonna get barney out of here
13:10see you in a minute
13:14your mom's pretty cool by the way what was she in prison for again dodgy cosmetic surgery
13:24oh right yeah cool all right yeah i've just been looking for you what's up
13:36uh have you seen your mom yeah why she was um uh arrested earlier what yeah it was a misunderstanding
13:47should i come home no no no it's good it's good everything's it's good are you all right dad
13:54yeah yeah of course look you two hang here and i'll catch you later yeah yeah all right
14:03fine honestly we are not phil we can see that well his move's got up and down it's just part of
14:16looking after him it's hard on anyone i'm fine listen um about if me and honey take take him to the
14:25pictures he'd give you a little break wouldn't he no no no you don't know what it can be like
14:30a couple of hours sitting in the dark they're not gonna happen hey
14:34shall i ask him
14:38yeah yeah
14:41listen me and honey was wondering whether
14:54we could come to the pictures with you i mean you know that's obviously if you still want to go
15:011977
15:04el cinema on a mile in road
15:09yeah
15:09i bought a ticket
15:13went inside sat down
15:16and then when no one was looking
15:18we went and opened the fire escape doors for phil and grant
15:25loved it we did
15:28young lads watching this film about boxing
15:32afterwards we went straight home put the gloves on bash the living daylights out of each other
15:39what you boxed phil and grant
15:46well no no they they boxed each other and i um i just fell over
15:54i'm sorry i shouted at honey
16:01i think that's why i wanted to um to see a classic film tonight
16:09i want you out tonight
16:24and i'll meet you
16:26i want you out
16:28tonight
16:35and i mean it
16:39i am done with you
16:41you live your life away from me
16:45while i stay here with the boys
16:47boys
16:49boys
16:50they're all
16:51write about one thing
16:55he is my son
16:58and i won't let anything
17:02destroy all those years of love
17:04i messaged harry
17:08told him to keep stum
17:10because barney
17:12he can never find out
17:15so it's me
17:21and
17:23thank you
17:26for not telling harry the truth about shireen
17:31yeah well
17:33i was wrapped up in that light weren't i
17:35and the truth
17:37would ruin him even more
17:39what about zach
17:44when i work something cal
17:46just leave
17:48it isn't good for any of us
17:55you know i saw barney earlier
17:59he clearly loves me
18:02he loves this
18:06our family
18:09that's what makes him happy
18:13no
18:15do you know when his happiest time was
18:18when you was in prison
18:23and if you stick around much longer
18:26i'll make sure you end up back there
18:30is there nothing i can say
18:51you know what i can say
18:58i hope
18:59you know what i could say
19:00you know what i can do
19:01you know what i can do
19:02you know what i can do
19:03I've got to be honest, I wasn't expecting you to act.
19:18I can't ignore what you told me, can I?
19:22Listen, if...
19:24If we're going to go,
19:28I'll have to take him tonight.
19:33Did you tell Barney yet?
19:40No.
19:47He's never fighting out.
19:48Do you think your mum and dad are, like, forever now?
20:05I don't know.
20:06Sometimes I think they hate each other.
20:09I mean, they seem to work, though, like, young and young.
20:12And, I mean, your mum's all tough and ballsy,
20:15and then your dad's, like, Mr. Nice Guy.
20:18I'm not saying that he's a wuss or anything like that.
20:21I mean, he's kind of like you.
20:22Like, kind of all right.
20:24Oh, is that what I am, is it?
20:26Kind of all right.
20:28Don't let that go to your head.
20:29I want to let you know
20:35the Zach thing
20:38is taken care of.
20:41Something so momentary
20:54that you can't even see there
20:58I want to let you know
21:17the Zach thing
21:18is taken care of.
21:24Harry?
21:25What's happening, mate?
21:26You need to call me back.
21:28Let me know what you're done with me.
21:34Harry!
21:36You there!
21:37Harry!
21:44What's he done?
21:47Billy, can I have an hot dog at the cinema?
21:50You can.
21:50You can have whatever you want.
21:52It's nearly ten pounds for a pot of humorous.
21:54Is it?
21:55Bill!
21:56I need you help.
21:58All Zach wants is what's best for Barney.
22:00And I want that too.
22:01Listen, Bill, I need you to drive.
22:02It's all right, Ted.
22:03We've got plans.
22:04I think Harry's going to hurt Zach
22:05and he's taken my car,
22:07but I can track him with his app.
22:08Teddy, wait!
22:09I'll explain on the way!
22:10Is everything all right?
22:11Yeah, it's fine now.
22:11Just go and get in the car, mate.
22:12Come on, Billy.
22:13We're going to be late.
22:14Sorry, Ted.
22:14All right, hon, just wait.
22:15But trust me, Bill.
22:16I wouldn't ask if it weren't important.
22:18One brother to another.
22:22All right, come on.
22:23Look, I'll die, Richard.
22:25You ain't got far.
22:26You know, when you get stressed,
22:28you remind me of a mini Grant.
22:37You, uh, going to check it?
22:39I mean, a part of me wants to.
22:42And the other part?
22:43Show me what I'm made of, innit?
22:48Blocker, blocker, blocker.
22:52And off.
22:54Nice.
22:56Hey, what is it?
22:59Just, thank you.
23:02So, did I help?
23:05Yeah, you did.
23:06Oh, I'm glad.
23:09You're right.
24:38I'm sorry, everyone.
24:39You need to drink up.
24:40We're closing.
24:41I'm sorry.
24:42We're closing.
24:43Drink up.
24:47Open the booth.
24:50It's in your business, Bill.
24:53You made it my business.
24:59What were you going to do?
25:00I don't know.
25:01Freak him out a bit and then scare him off.
25:03Billy, this is not okay.
25:04We need to phone the police.
25:05No, no, no.
25:06Look, we can fix this.
25:08Get out of here.
25:08Don't worry.
25:16Are you out of your mind?
25:17What have you done?
25:19He's the only one that knew.
25:20Oh, my God.
25:25Oh, my God.
25:25You all just keep quiet.
25:31It's all right.
25:32He's breathing.
25:35Well, come on.
25:35Let's get him out.
25:35I'm calling in there.
25:41Maybe I should jump in the car.
25:42I've got to look for him.
25:43Well, where would you even start?
25:46Oh, Vicky, why did you let him leave?
25:47I couldn't stop him, could I?
25:49I'll call Sharon.
25:51No, no, not yet.
25:53Not until we know what's going on.
25:54How the hell was this going to help the situation?
26:07I was just going to drag him in the woods and, you know, shake him up a bit.
26:10That's it.
26:10I'm calling the police.
26:11No.
26:12No police.
26:13None.
26:14No, none.
26:14You know we don't do things that way.
26:17You could have killed him.
26:21He knows too much.
26:23He could blow our whole family apart.
26:25The last thing you need is a dead body on your hands.
26:28I didn't want to kill him.
26:29You smashed him around the head.
26:30He's kidnapped.
26:31Attempted murder.
26:32Look, it's okay, honey.
26:33It's okay.
26:34I'm going to sort this out.
26:41I'm just going to talk to him.
26:43Look, I promise.
26:44I'll drive him back and let him recover for a bit.
26:48Sit him down.
26:50Tell him how much Barney means to me.
26:54That's all, Bill.
26:55I swear.
26:59Okay.
27:02You.
27:03Get in that car.
27:04Stop the car.
27:31Let's stop the car.
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27:36This car is a place to see me.
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