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00:00Hey boss, we locked in the SkyEdge tech acquisition for $1.3 billion, just need your signature
00:09to close it.
00:10Boss?
00:11Boss?
00:12What?
00:13Don't tell me you're looking at pictures of your crush Jessica again.
00:19What crush?
00:20You're looking at the future Mrs. Clooney.
00:22We've been hunting for her for eight years with no luck.
00:25What if she's married already?
00:26Well yeah, she's incredible.
00:28Of course others would see that too.
00:31Not happening.
00:32Where are you going?
00:38To the racetrack.
00:39Boss!
00:40To the racetrack.
00:41You win!
00:42Yes!
00:43Boss!
01:03The trading system is down!
01:06What?
01:08The trading system is down!
01:12Did you?
01:18The system is still placing counter-trend orders.
01:20The more the market rises, the faster we're selling.
01:23All my stop losses are firing like crazy.
01:26We're down a certain moment already.
01:29The computer thinks this is normal.
01:30I can't do anything no matter what I try.
01:32If we do this for another hour, we're going to be filing for Chapter 11.
01:35Don't panic.
01:36The boss is here.
01:37The boss is here!
01:46Stop staring and get out of the chair.
01:47Go!
01:48Come on.
02:07Yesterday's rate cut didn't make it into our baseline indicators, so the model
02:14thinks up is down and down is up. So naturally it's doing exactly the
02:18opposite of what it should.
02:27Boss, even you can't solve it?
02:31Sorry, food coma is hitting hard. Mind grabbing me a Coke?
02:38Who does she think she's fooling? What does a woman possibly know about all
02:42this? If she fixes it, I'll quit immediately. You're gonna eat those words
02:45faster than Jessica's eating those chips.
02:50Here you go, boss.
03:01Relax, people. I just got to reset one more parameter and we're golden. Go home.
03:11Get some sleep. And with that, we're gone. Thank you, boss. You truly are the MVP.
03:19All right, let's go, folks. Come on, let her work. Let's go.
03:31You...
03:48Nailed it.
04:01The model's fixed? The company account? Boss is insane. Fixed the glitch, saved our butts, and made a
04:15kill again one night. Time to update that resume, Tom. Or was all that big talk
04:19just hot air? Mark, who is our boss, really? Clueless as usual, Tom. Jessica
04:24wrote our quant trading model from scratch. Her algorithm is the reason why
04:29TB's security is a titan. What on earth are we doing during work hours? And you
04:35are? Meet the chairman's son, your new CEO. Of course, his talents have the board's
04:42complete endorsement. And last time I checked, these are crime trading hours,
04:47aren't they? Well, it's actually funny you mention that. You are fired. What? Here at
04:54TB, we do not tolerate mediocrity. Here at TB, we do not tolerate mediocrity. Only
05:02the best work here. You made it here on pure talent. You want to talk about mediocrity?
05:08Let's discuss that trust fund that bought your position. Did you just hit her? What the
05:15hell's wrong with you? I'm not gonna waste my time talking the garbage. Here is your
05:24hush money. Take it and get out. You know what? Here's a little extra. Use it to buy
05:32yourself some makeup and cover up that bruise. No one wants to see that. Drop it.
05:36Does school handle this when she's back? Board paid insane money for her brain.
05:42Taxmen have the guts to touch her. Listen up, everybody. The market is a savage wilderness.
05:48It is a dog-eat-dog world. It is eat or be eaten. You need to be apex predators,
05:55not little fluffy performance faking rabbits. Those will be eaten. But the real alphas,
06:03the real rainmakers among you will be rewarded accordingly.
06:08Top of the leaderboard is Caitlyn. Where's my superstar?
06:19That would be me.
06:20Caitlyn. Is this Kayla Twist? Are you a Kayla Twist fan? You know,
06:27she has a concert tonight. Would you want to go?
06:29God, yes.
06:30This is perfect. It's perfect. Go now before you're late. And as soon as the concert's over,
06:35clean out your desk because you're fired.
06:39Why?
06:39The Nikkei opens during concert hours. You know, I figured a trader wouldn't put Kayla
06:43Twist above making trades. Those numbers must be fake. And who's your boss? I need
06:48to meet the clown that runs this circus. It's Jessica. She's here.
07:00You are fired.
07:12Move your damn foot and explain what rock you crawled out from under.
07:15Who I am doesn't matter. All that matters is that you are fired.
07:19Are you certain about firing me?
07:20You think you're some unicorn employee that this place will crash and burn without
07:23your precious brain?
07:24You wouldn't say that exactly.
07:25Jessica hasn't slept because she was busy saving us nine figures because of a bug.
07:29Yeah, and we even made a profit.
07:31You expect me to believe that? Her name wasn't even on those reports.
07:35So take your headphones and beat it.
07:40Can't trash ruin my shoes.
07:42And to you defenders, finance takes timing and judgment and sticking up for her shows
07:48that you have neither. So pack your crap and follow her out the door.
07:52Leave them alone. They have nothing to do with this. I'll go.
07:55What? Is office drama more important than making money now?
08:06Susan.
08:13Boss, she's high up in trading. Firing her out of nowhere might be problematic.
08:20Susan, Susan, Susan.
08:22Susan, Susan, Susan.
08:25Look around. Finance is a men's game.
08:28OK, as far as I'm concerned, she was just sitting there, woman in a chair and cashing
08:31paychecks. All right. I did us a favor. We should have squashed that bug a while ago.
08:40Dad, how's it going?
08:42I forgot to mention to you there's this one woman exec you absolutely cannot mess with.
08:50Woman executive?
08:51Don't tell me it's...
08:56How many women executives do we have, Susan?
09:00Just two women in executive roles. These are the files.
09:05She's a talent the board paid top dollar for. A quant model. She built it from scratch.
09:11And keeping her is non-negotiable. Our marketing dominance depends on it.
09:15Jesse, Harvard PhD, star trader.
09:19Dad, are you talking about Jesse?
09:21Jesse.
09:22I didn't fire Jesse, did I?
09:24Actually, Jessica. She's our golden goose. Now you need to...
09:27Dad, you just focus on getting better. I'll make sure she stays, all right?
09:34Susan, tell Jesse to come to my office.
09:35Right away.
09:44Pete, honey.
09:46Remember our pet?
09:46Pete, honey. Remember our pillow talk? Trading director, one-upping Jessica.
09:55It's time you pay up, lover boy.
09:58Babe, it already took a lot of effort to get you in with those fake credentials.
10:02I know, but couldn't you be a doll and work your magic for me?
10:09We've got a new CEO. Let's lay low for a while.
10:14Keep your nose clean, will ya?
10:19Of course.
10:27Pathetic. Time to upgrade my meal ticket.
10:33Come in.
10:34Jesse. Emergency. New boss just asked Jessica.
10:38What? Wait, he fired Jessica?
10:41God, is he suicidal?
10:43Or just stupid?
10:44He wants you to go see him now.
10:46Am I up next on the chopping block?
10:51Okay.
11:02You needed something, Jackson?
11:03Jesse, you all right? Damn, looking good.
11:06Thanks.
11:07Word is, our quant trading model is crushing market averages.
11:12I don't say this often, but I am impressed.
11:14Wait, that's Jessica's work. How does he not know this?
11:19Absolutely. Jackson, I actually pull multiple all-nighters designing that solo.
11:26You see, I have pure talent, unlike some people who climb the corporate ladder using connections.
11:38You're referring to Jessica, right?
11:41I already fired that corporate parasite.
11:44I need your model because our fund is launching,
11:46and I need it to deliver and maximize company profits.
11:49Don't worry, Jackson. With Jessica out of the way,
11:51I'll get that updated model to you in no time.
11:53That's what I like to hear. All right, get going. Clock's ticking.
11:56I'm on it.
11:59That Jesse's everything Frank promised, sir.
12:01Smart and easy on the eyes.
12:04Hardly remarkable.
12:05Let's hire Miss J. I won't need her anymore.
12:08Miss J?
12:08Miss J is a trading prodigy I met online.
12:10She's the unrivaled queen of the securities trading market.
12:14So that's why Jesse doesn't measure up. You've already got someone else in mind.
12:18Always two steps ahead, Susan.
12:22Susan, do you see an issue here? Coffee. Always. Right here. Unbelievable.
12:30Miss J, you're the only woman who deserves to be my equal.
12:33Join TV and I'll hand you the entire company.
12:40You're the only woman who deserves to be my equal.
12:42Join TV and I'll hand you the entire company.
12:58Boss, we have an emergency. Your wife's in serious trouble.
13:01Are you crazy? I haven't even confessed to Jessica yet.
13:04Don't go around calling her that.
13:06You told me to call her that. Eight years of this secret crush, still no action.
13:10Look, nothing bad can happen to her when I'm-
13:12Wait, hold on. You found Jessica?
13:14We got her. She's running trading at TV Securities.
13:17Well, she was until the new CEO stepped in and fired her.
13:20Fired her? She's brilliant. How could she get fired?
13:23Something's off here.
13:25Let's go get her. This is the perfect opportunity for you to step in,
13:28be the hero, confess your feelings.
13:30You idiot.
13:34You idiot. This is the perfect opportunity to bring her on my team.
13:39Seeing each other every day, I'll finally get my shot with her.
13:43Boss, snap out of it. She's in security trading.
13:46Clooney Financial doesn't even have a brokerage division.
13:49So we'll buy one.
14:04This office is all mine now.
14:08Wow. Ugh. Broke much?
14:16Disgusting.
14:24Jessica's Jackson's drinker, Mrs. J?
14:29Jackson fired Jessica. And no one knows who she really is.
14:34I can take advantage of this.
14:39I can take advantage of this.
14:42Jesse, what do you think you're doing?
14:52Hey boss, we locked in the SkyEdge tech acquisition for $1.3 billion.
14:55Just need your signature to close it.
14:59Boss. Boss.
15:01What?
15:03Don't tell me you're looking at pictures of your crush, Jessica, again.
15:05What crush?
15:07You're looking at the future Mrs. Clooney.
15:09We've been hunting for her for eight years with no luck.
15:12What if she's married already?
15:13Well, yeah. She's incredible. Of course others would see that too.
15:18Not happening.
15:24Where are you going?
15:25To the racetrack.
15:26Boss.
15:29To the racetrack.
15:36You win.
15:43Yes.
15:48Boss, the trading system is down.
15:55What?
15:55The trading system is down. We need you.
15:59The system is still placing counter-trend orders.
16:02The more the market rises, the faster we're selling.
16:04All my soft boxes are firing like crazy.
16:07We're down a hundred million already.
16:10The computer thinks this is normal.
16:11I can't do anything no matter what I try.
16:13If we do this for another hour, we're going to be filing for Chapter 11.
16:17Don't panic. The boss is here.
16:29Stop staring and get out of the chair. Go.
16:35Go.
16:56Yesterday's rate cut didn't make it into our baseline indicators.
17:00So the model thinks up is down and down is up.
17:04So naturally it's doing exactly the opposite of what it should.
17:15Boss, even you can't solve it?
17:18Sorry, food coma's hitting hard.
17:22Mind grabbing me a Coke?
17:26Who does she think she's fooling?
17:27What does a woman possibly know about all this?
17:30If she fixes it, I'll quit immediately.
17:31You're going to eat those words faster than Jessica's eating those chips.
17:38Here you go, boss.
17:53Relax, people. I just got to reset one more parameter and we're golden.
17:57Go home, get some sleep.
18:00And with that, we're gone.
18:04Thank you, boss. You truly are the MVP.
18:07All right, let's go, folks.
18:08Come on, let her work. Let's go.
18:29Nailed it.
18:55The model's fixed?
18:56The company account?
18:58Boss is insane.
18:59Fixed the glitch, saved our butts, and made a killing in one night.
19:03Time to update that resume, Tom.
19:05Or was all that big talk just hot air?
19:07Mark, who is our boss, really?
19:09Clueless as usual, Tom.
19:11Jessica wrote our quant trading model from scratch.
19:14Her algorithm is the reason why TB security is a titan.
19:17What on earth are we doing during work hours?
19:22And you are?
19:23Meet the chairman's son, your new CEO.
19:26Of course, his talents have the board's complete endorsement.
19:30And last time I checked, these are crime trading hours, aren't they?
19:34Well, it's actually funny you mention that.
19:35You are fired.
19:37What?
19:40Here at TB, we do not tolerate mediocrity.
19:44Here at TB, we do not tolerate mediocrity.
19:48Only the best work here.
19:51I made it here on pure talent.
19:53You want to talk about mediocrity?
19:55Let's discuss that trust fund that bought your position.
20:00You just hit her?
20:02What the hell's wrong with you?
20:03I'm not going to waste my time talking to garbage.
20:09Here is your hush money.
20:12Take it and get out.
20:15You know what?
20:17Here's a little extra.
20:18Use it to buy yourself some makeup and cover up that bruise.
20:21No one wants to see that.
20:23Drop it.
20:24Does school handle this when she's back?
20:26The board paid insane money for her brain.
20:29Jackson won't have the guts to touch her.
20:31Listen up, everybody.
20:33The market is a savage wilderness.
20:35It is a dog-eat-dog world.
20:37It is eat or be eaten.
20:39You need to be apex predators, not little, fluffy, performance-faking rabbits.
20:46Those will be eaten.
20:48But the real alphas, the real rainmakers among you will be rewarded accordingly.
20:59Top of the leaderboard is Caitlyn.
21:05Where's my superstar?
21:06That would be me.
21:08Caitlyn.
21:11Is this Kayla Twist?
21:13Are you a Kayla Twist fan?
21:14You know, she has a concert tonight.
21:15Would you want to go?
21:16God, yes.
21:18This is perfect.
21:18It's perfect.
21:19Go now before you're late.
21:21And as soon as the concert's over, clean out your desk because you're fired.
21:25What?
21:26Why?
21:26The Nikkei opens during concert hours.
21:28You know, I figured a trader wouldn't put Kayla Twist above making trades.
21:33Those numbers must be fake.
21:34Who's your boss?
21:35I need to meet the clown that runs this circus.
21:38It's Jessica.
21:39She's here.
21:48What?
21:55You are fired.
21:59Move your damn foot and explain what rock you crawled out from under.
22:02Who I am doesn't matter.
22:03All that matters is that you are fired.
22:06Are you certain about firing me?
22:07You think you're some unicorn employee that this place will crash and burn without your precious brain?
22:11You wouldn't say that exactly.
22:12Jessica hasn't slept because she was busy saving us nine figures because of a bug.
22:16Yeah, and we even made a profit.
22:18You expect me to believe that?
22:20Her name wasn't even on those reports.
22:22So take your headphones and beat it.
22:27Can't trash ruin my shoes.
22:29And to you defenders, finance takes timing and judgment.
22:33And sticking up for her shows that you have neither.
22:36So pack your crap and follow her out the door.
22:39Leave them alone.
22:39They have nothing to do with this.
22:41I'll go.
22:45What?
22:45Is office drama more important than making money now?
22:55Susan.
23:02Boss, she's high up in trading.
23:06Firing her out of nowhere might be problematic.
23:10Susan, Susan, Susan.
23:12Look around.
23:13Finance is a men's game.
23:15Okay, as far as I'm concerned, she was just sitting there woman a chair and cashing paychecks.
23:19All right, I did us a favor.
23:20We should have squashed that bug a while ago.
23:27Dad, how's it going?
23:29I forgot to mention to you.
23:31There's this one woman exec you absolutely cannot mess with.
23:37Woman executive?
23:39Don't tell me it's...
23:43How many woman executives do we have, Susan?
23:46Just two women in executive roles.
23:50These are the files.
23:52She's a talent the board paid top dollar for.
23:55A quant model.
23:56She built it from scratch.
23:58And keeping her is non-negotiable.
24:00Our marketing dominance depends on it.
24:02Jesse, Harvard PhD, star trader.
24:08Dad, are you talking about Jesse?
24:10Jesse.
24:11I didn't fire Jesse, did I?
24:13Actually, Jessica.
24:14She's our golden goose.
24:15Now you need to...
24:16Dad, you just focus on getting better.
24:18I'll make sure she stays, all right?
24:22Susan, tell Jesse to come to my office.
24:24Right away.
24:34Pete, honey, remember our pillow talk?
24:37Trading director, one-upping Jessica.
24:42It's time you pay up, lover boy.
24:45Babe, it already took a lot of effort
24:47to get you in with those fake credentials.
24:49I know, but couldn't you be a doll
24:52and work your magic for me?
24:56We've got a new CEO.
24:58Let's lay low for a while.
25:02Keep your nose clean, will ya?
25:07Of course.
25:08All right.
25:15Pathetic.
25:16Time to upgrade my meal ticket.
25:21Come in.
25:23Jesse.
25:24Emergency.
25:25New boss just asked Jessica.
25:27What?
25:28Wait, he fired Jessica?
25:29God, is he suicidal or just stupid?
25:31He wants you to go see him now.
25:33Am I up next on the chopping block?
25:38Okay.
25:41God.
25:44You needed something, Jackson?
25:50Jesse, you all right?
25:52Damn, looking good.
25:53Thanks.
25:54Word is, our quant trading model is crushing market averages.
25:59I don't say this often, but I am impressed.
26:01Wait, that's Jessica's work.
26:03How does he not know this?
26:06Absolutely.
26:07Jackson, I actually pull multiple all-nighters designing that solo.
26:14You see, I have pure talent, unlike some people who
26:19climb the corporate ladder using connections.
26:26You're referring to Jessica, right?
26:28I already fired that corporate parasite.
26:31I need your model because our fund is launching,
26:33and I need it to deliver and maximize company profits.
26:36Don't worry, Jackson.
26:37With Jessica out of the way, I'll get that updated model to you in no time.
26:40That's what I like to hear.
26:41All right, get going.
26:42Clock's ticking.
26:43I'm on it.
26:46That Jesse's everything Frank promised, sir.
26:48Smart and easy on the eyes.
26:51Hardly remarkable.
26:52Let's hire Miss J.
26:53I won't need her anymore.
26:55Miss J?
26:55Miss J is a trading prodigy I met online.
26:58She's the unrivaled queen of the securities trading market.
27:01So that's why Jesse doesn't measure up.
27:03You've already got someone else in mind.
27:05Always two steps ahead, Susan.
27:09Susan, do you see an issue here?
27:11Coffee, always, right here.
27:13Unbelievable.
27:17Miss J, you're the only woman who deserves to be my equal.
27:20Join TV and I'll hand you the entire company.
27:43Boss, we have an emergency.
27:44Your wife's in serious trouble.
27:46Are you crazy?
27:47I haven't even confessed to Jessica yet.
27:49Don't go around calling her that.
27:51You told me to call her that.
27:53Eight years of this secret crush, still no action.
27:55Look, nothing bad can happen to her when I'm-
27:58Wait, hold on.
27:58You found Jessica?
27:59We got her.
28:00She's running trading at TV Securities.
28:02Well, she was until the new CEO stepped in and fired her.
28:05Fired her?
28:05She's brilliant.
28:06How could she get fired?
28:08Something's off here.
28:09Let's go get her.
28:10Something's off here.
28:12Let's go get her.
28:13This is the perfect opportunity for you to step in, be the hero, confess your feelings.
28:17You idiot.
28:21You idiot.
28:22This is the perfect opportunity to bring her on my team.
28:26Seeing each other every day, I'll finally get my shot with her.
28:30Boss, snap out of it.
28:31She's in security trading.
28:33Clooney Financial doesn't even have a brokerage division.
28:36So we'll buy one.
28:41This office is all mine now.
29:01Broke much?
29:03Disgusting.
29:11Is Jessica Jackson's dream girl, Mrs. J?
29:16But Jackson fired Jessica.
29:18And no one knows who she really is.
29:21I can take advantage of this.
29:29Jesse, what do you think you're doing?
29:32Hey, boss, we locked in the SkyEdge tech acquisition for $1.3 billion.
29:36Just need your signature to close it.
29:39Boss.
29:41Boss.
29:41What?
29:43Don't tell me you're looking at pictures of your crush, Jessica, again.
29:46What crush?
29:47You're looking at the future Mrs. Clooney.
29:49We've been hunting for her for eight years with no luck.
29:52What if she's married already?
29:54Well, yeah.
29:54Well, yeah.
29:55Well, yeah.
29:55Well, yeah.
29:56Well, yeah.
29:56Well, yeah.
29:57Well, yeah.
29:57Well, yeah.
29:58Well, yeah.
29:58Well, yeah.
29:59Well, yeah.
29:59Well, yeah.
30:00Well, yeah.
30:00Well, yeah.
30:01Well, yeah.
30:01She's incredible.
30:02Of course others would see that, too.
30:05Not happening.
30:11Where are you going?
30:12To the racetrack.
30:13Boss.
30:16To the racetrack.
30:29You win.
30:30Yes.
30:31Yes.
30:36Boss.
30:37The trading system is down.
30:42What?
30:42The trading system is down.
30:45We need you.
30:52The system is still placing counter-trend orders.
30:55The more the market rises, the faster we're selling.
30:57All my stop losses are firing like crazy.
31:00We're down 100 million already.
31:03The computer thinks this is normal.
31:05I can't do anything no matter what I try.
31:06If we do this for another hour, we're going to be filing for Chapter 11.
31:10Don't panic.
31:11The boss is here.
31:20Stop staring and get out of the chair.
31:21Go.
31:30Go.
31:44Yesterday's rate cut didn't make it into our baseline indicators.
31:47So the model thinks up is down and down is up.
31:51So naturally, it's doing exactly the opposite of what it should.
32:00Boss, even you can't solve it?
32:03Sorry.
32:04Food coma's hitting hard.
32:06Mind grabbing me a Coke?
32:10Who does she think she's fooling?
32:12What does a woman possibly know about all this?
32:14If she fixes it, I'll quit immediately.
32:16You're going to eat those words faster than Jessica's eating those chips.
32:22Here you go, boss.
32:30Relax, people.
32:31I just got to reset one more parameter and we're golden.
32:33Go home.
32:35Get some sleep.
32:37And with that, we're gone.
32:39Thank you, boss.
32:41You truly are the MVP.
32:43All right.
32:45Let's go, folks.
32:47Come on.
32:49Let her work.
32:51Let's go!
32:59I got this.
33:01You can do this, boss.
33:03It's okay, Jess.
33:05I got this.
33:07You got this.
33:09Let's go, Jess.
33:11Go, go, go.
33:13Go get them.
33:15I got this.
33:17Go, go, go.
33:19Go, go, go.
33:21Go get them.
33:23Go get them.
33:25Go, go, go.
33:27The model's fixed?
33:44The company account.
33:45Hoss is insane!
33:46Fixed the glitch, saved our butts, and made a killing in one night.
33:50Time to update that resume, Tom.
33:52Or was all that big talk just hot air?
33:54Mark, who is our boss?
33:56Really?
33:57Business as usual, Tom.
33:58Jessica wrote our quant trading model from scratch.
34:02Her algorithm is the reason why TB security is a titan.
34:05What on earth are we doing during work hours?
34:09And you are?
34:10Meet the chairman's son.
34:12Your new CEO.
34:14Of course, his talents have the board's complete endorsement.
34:18And last time I checked, these are prime trading hours, aren't they?
34:22Well, it's actually funny you mention that, but-
34:23You are fired.
34:25What?
34:27Here at TB, we do not tolerate mediocrity.
34:32Here at TB, we do not tolerate mediocrity.
34:36Only the best work here.
34:39We made it here on pure talent.
34:41You want to talk about mediocrity?
34:43Let's discuss that trust fund that bought your position-
34:47Did you just hit her?
34:49What the hell's wrong with you?
34:51I'm not going to waste my time talking the garbage.
34:56Here is your hush money.
35:00Take it and get out.
35:02You know what?
35:04Here's a little extra.
35:06Use it to buy yourself some makeup and cover up that bruise.
35:08No one wants to see that.
35:10Drop it.
35:11Does school handle this when she's back?
35:14Board paid insane money for her brain.
35:16Jackson wouldn't have the guts to touch her.
35:18Listen up, everybody.
35:20The market is a savage wilderness.
35:22It is a dog-eat-dog world.
35:24It is eat or be eaten.
35:26You need to be apex predators,
35:29not little, fluffy, performance-faking rabbits.
35:33Those will be eaten.
35:35But the real alphas,
35:37the real rainmakers among you,
35:40will be rewarded accordingly.
35:46Top of the leaderboard is...
35:50Caitlin.
35:52Where's my superstar?
35:54That would be me.
35:56Caitlin.
35:58Is this Kayla Twist?
36:00Are you a Kayla Twist fan?
36:02You know, she has a concert tonight.
36:03Would you want to go?
36:04God, yes.
36:05This is perfect.
36:06It's perfect.
36:07Go now before you're late.
36:08And as soon as the concert's over,
36:10clean out your desk because you're fired.
36:12What?
36:13Why?
36:14The Nikkei opens during concert hours.
36:16You know, I figured a trader wouldn't put Kayla Twist
36:18above making treats.
36:20Those numbers must be fake.
36:22And who's your boss?
36:23I need to meet the clown that runs this circus.
36:25It's Jessica.
36:26She's here.
36:42You are fired.
36:46Move your damn foot and explain
36:48what rock you crawled out from under.
36:50Who I am doesn't matter.
36:51All that matters is that you are fired.
36:53Are you certain about firing me?
36:55You think you're some unicorn employee that this place
36:57will crash and burn without your precious brain?
36:59You wouldn't say that, exactly.
37:00Jessica hasn't slept because she was busy
37:02saving us nine figures because of a bug.
37:04Yeah, and we even made a profit.
37:06You expect me to believe that?
37:08Her name wasn't even on those reports.
37:10So take your headphones and beat it.
37:14Can't trash ruin my shoes.
37:16And to you defenders,
37:18finance takes timing and judgment.
37:21And sticking up for her shows that you have neither.
37:24So pack your crap and follow her out the door.
37:26Leave them alone.
37:27They have nothing to do with this.
37:29I'll go.
37:32What?
37:33Is office drama more important than making money now?
37:43Susan!
37:47Boss, she's high up in trading.
37:50Firing her out of nowhere might be problematic.
37:54Susan, Susan, Susan.
37:57Look around, finance is a men's game.
37:59Okay, as far as I'm concerned,
38:01she was just sitting there warm in a chair
38:03and cashing paychecks.
38:04Alright, I did us a favor.
38:05We should have squashed that bug a while ago.
38:12Dad, how's it going?
38:14Dad, how's it going?
38:16I forgot to mention to you,
38:18there's this one woman exec
38:21you absolutely cannot mess with.
38:24Woman executive?
38:26Don't tell me it's...
38:30How many women executives do we have, Susan?
38:34Just two women in executive roles.
38:37These are the files.
38:39She's a talent the board paid top dollar for.
38:42A quant model.
38:43She built it from scratch.
38:45And keeping her is non-negotiable.
38:47Our marketing dominance depends on it.
38:49Jessie, Harvard PhD, star trader.
38:55Dad, are you talking about Jessie?
38:57Jessie.
38:58I didn't fire Jessie, did I?
38:59Actually, Jessica.
39:01She's our golden goose.
39:02Now you need to...
39:03Dad, you just focus on getting better.
39:05I'll make sure she stays, alright?
39:10Susan, tell Jessie to come to my office.
39:12Right away.
39:21Pete, honey.
39:22Remember our pillow talk?
39:24Trading director, one-upping Jessica.
39:30It's time you pay up, lover boy.
39:32Babe, it already took a lot of effort
39:34to get you in with those fake credentials.
39:37I know, but couldn't you be a doll
39:40and work your magic for me?
39:43We've got a new CEO.
39:45Let's lay low for a while.
39:49Keep your nose clean, will ya?
39:54Of course.
39:55Alright.
40:02Pathetic.
40:03Time to upgrade my meal ticket.
40:08Come in.
40:10Jessie.
40:12Emergency.
40:13New boss just asked Jessica.
40:14What?
40:15Wait, he fired Jessica?
40:16God, is he suicidal or just stupid?
40:19He wants you to go see him now.
40:20Am I up next on the chopping block?
40:25Okay.
40:36You needed something, Jackson?
40:38Jessie, right?
40:39Damn, looking good.
40:40Thanks.
40:41Word is, our quant trading model
40:43is crushing market averages.
40:46I don't say this often, but I am impressed.
40:48Wait, that's Jessica's work.
40:50How does he not know this?
40:53Absolutely.
40:54Jackson, I actually pulled multiple all-nighters
40:59designing that solo.
41:01You see, I have pure talent,
41:05unlike some people who climb the corporate ladder
41:08using connections.
41:13You're referring to Jessica, right?
41:15I already fired that corporate parasite.
41:18I need your model, because our fund is launching
41:21and I need it to deliver and maximize company profits.
41:23Don't worry, Jackson.
41:24With Jessica out of the way,
41:25I'll get that updated model to you in no time.
41:27That's what I like to hear.
41:28Alright, get going, clock's ticking.
41:30I'm on it.
41:33That Jessie's everything Frank promised, sir.
41:36Smart and easy on the eyes.
41:38Hardly remarkable.
41:39Let's hire Miss J, I won't need her anymore.
41:42Miss J?
41:43Miss J is a trading prodigy I met online.
41:45She's the unrivaled queen of the securities trading market.
41:48So that's why Jessie doesn't measure up.
41:51You've already got someone else in mind.
41:53Always two steps ahead, Susan.
41:57Susan, do you see an issue here?
41:58Coffee, always, right here.
42:00Unbelievable.
42:03Miss J, you're the only woman who deserves to be my equal.
42:07Join TV and I'll hand you the entire company.
42:32Boss, we have an emergency.
42:33Your wife's in serious trouble.
42:35Are you crazy?
42:36I haven't even confessed to Jessica yet.
42:38Don't go around calling her that.
42:40You told me to call her that.
42:42Eight years of this secret crush, still no action.
42:44Look, nothing bad can happen to her when I'm...
42:47Wait, hold on, you found Jessica?
42:48We got her.
42:49She's running trading at TV Securities.
42:51Well, she was until the new CEO stepped in and fired her.
42:54Fired her?
42:55She's brilliant, how could she get fired?
42:57Something's off here.
42:59Let's go get her.
43:00This is the perfect opportunity for you to step in, be the hero, confess your feelings.
43:04You idiot.
43:08You idiot.
43:09This is the perfect opportunity to bring her on my team.
43:13Seeing each other every day, I'll finally get my shot with her.
43:17Boss, snap out of it.
43:18She's in security trading.
43:20Clooney Financial doesn't even have a brokerage division.
43:23So we'll buy one.
43:31This office is all mine now.
43:44Broke much?
43:46Disgusting.
43:55Jessica Jackson's dream job.
43:58Jessica Jackson's dream girl, Mrs. J?
44:03Jackson fired Jessica.
44:05And no one knows who she really is.
44:08I can take advantage of this.
44:16Jesse, what do you think you're doing?
44:20Hey boss, we locked in the SkyEdge tech acquisition for $1.3 billion.
44:24Just need your signature to close it.
44:28Boss.
44:29Boss!
44:30What?
44:31Don't tell me you're looking at pictures of your crush Jessica again.
44:34What crush?
44:35You're looking at the future Mrs. Clooney.
44:38We've been hunting for her for eight years with no luck.
44:40What if she's married already?
44:42Well yeah, she should be.
44:44We've been hunting for her for eight years with no luck.
44:46What if she's married already?
44:48Well yeah, she's incredible.
44:50Of course others would see that too.
44:52Not happening.
44:58Where are you going?
44:59To the racetrack.
45:01Boss.
45:03To the racetrack.
45:15You win.
45:16Yes!
45:22Boss!
45:23The trading system is down.
45:28What?
45:29The trading system is down.
45:32We need you.
45:39The system is still placing counter-trend orders.
45:41The more the market rises, the faster we're selling.
45:43All my stop losses are firing like crazy.
45:46We're down a certain moment already.
45:48The computer thinks this is normal.
45:50I can't do anything no matter what I try.
45:52If we do this for another hour, we're going to be filing for Chapter 11.
45:56Don't panic.
45:57The boss is here.
46:06Stop staring and get out of the chair.
46:07Go.
46:08Go.
46:11Go.
46:31Yesterday's rate cut didn't make it into our baseline indicators.
46:34So the model thinks up is down and down is up.
46:38So naturally it's doing exactly the opposite of what it should.
46:49Boss?
46:50Even you can't solve it?
46:52Sorry.
46:53Food coma's hitting hard.
46:56Mind grabbing me a Coke?
47:00Who does she think she's fooling?
47:01What does a woman possibly know about all this?
47:04If she fixes it, I'll quit immediately.
47:06You're going to eat those words faster than Jessica's eating those chips.
47:12Here you go, boss.
47:27Relax, people.
47:28I just got to reset one more parameter and we're golden.
47:31Go home.
47:32Get some sleep.
47:35And with that, we're gone.
47:38Thank you, boss.
47:39You truly are the MVP.
47:41All right.
47:42Let's go, folks.
47:43Come on, let her work.
47:44Let's go.
48:05Nailed it.
48:28The model's fixed?
48:29The company account.
48:30Boss is insane.
48:32Fixed the glitch, saved our butts, and made a killing in one night.
48:35Time to update that resume, Tom.
48:37Or was all that big talk just hot air?
48:39Mark, who is our boss?
48:41Really?
48:42This is usual, Tom.
48:43Jessica wrote our quant trading model from scratch.
48:46Her algorithm is the reason why TB security is a titan.
48:49What on earth are we doing during work hours?
48:53And you are?
48:54Meet the chairman's son.
48:56Your new CEO.
48:58Of course, he's the CEO.
49:01Of course, his talents have the board's complete endorsement.
49:05And last time I checked, these are prime trading hours, aren't they?
49:09Well, it's actually funny you mention that.
49:10You are fired.
49:12What?
49:14Here at TB, we do not tolerate mediocrity.
49:19Here at TB, we do not tolerate mediocrity.
49:23Only the best work here.
49:26I made it here on pure talent.
49:28You want to talk about mediocrity?
49:30Let's discuss that trust fund that bought your position.
49:34Did you just hit her?
49:36What the hell is wrong with you?
49:38I'm not going to waste my time talking to garbage.
49:43Here is your hush money.
49:47Take it and get out.
49:49You know what?
49:51Here's a little extra.
49:53Use it to buy yourself some makeup and cover up that bruise.
49:55No one wants to see that.
49:57Drop it.
49:58Does school handle this when she's back?
50:01The board paid insane money for her brain.
50:03Jackson won't have the guts to touch her.
50:05Listen up, everybody.
50:07The market is a savage wilderness.
50:09It is a dog-eat-dog world.
50:11It is eat or be eaten.
50:13You need to be apex predators.
50:16Not little, fluffy, performance-faking rabbits.
50:20Those will be eaten.
50:23But the real alphas, the real rainmakers among you,
50:27will be rewarded accordingly.
50:34Top of the leaderboard is...
50:37Caitlyn.
50:39Where's my superstar?
50:41That would be me.
50:43Caitlyn.
50:45Is this Kayla Twist?
50:47Are you a Kayla Twist fan?
50:49She has a concert tonight. Would you want to go?
50:51Oh my god, yes.
50:52This is perfect. This is perfect.
50:54Go now, before you're late.
50:56And as soon as the concert's over, clean out your desk,
50:58because you're fired.
51:00What? Why?
51:01The Nikkei opens during concert hours.
51:03You know, I figured a trader wouldn't put Kayla Twist
51:05above making trades.
51:07Those numbers must be fake.
51:09And who's your boss?
51:10I need to meet the clown that runs this circus.
51:12It's Jessica. She's here.
51:22You are fired.
51:26Move your damn foot and explain
51:28what rock you crawled out from under.
51:30Who I am doesn't matter.
51:31All that matters is that you are fired.
51:33Are you certain about firing me?
51:35You think you're some unicorn employee
51:36that this place will crash and burn
51:38without your precious brain?
51:39You wouldn't say that, exactly.
51:40Jessica hasn't slept because she was busy
51:42saving us nine figures because of a bug.
51:44She's not a bug.
51:45She's a clown.
51:46She's a clown.
51:47She's a clown.
51:48She's a clown.
51:49She's saving us nine figures because of a bug.
51:51Yeah, and we even made a profit.
51:53You expect me to believe that?
51:55Her name wasn't even on those reports.
51:57So take your headphones and beat it.
52:01That trash ruined my shoes.
52:03And to you defenders,
52:05finance takes timing and judgment,
52:08and sticking up for her shows that you have neither.
52:11So pack your crap and follow her out the door.
52:13Leave them alone.
52:14They have nothing to do with this.
52:16I'll go.
52:19What?
52:20Is office drama more important than making money now?
52:29Susan!
52:36Boss, she's high up in trading.
52:39Firing her out of nowhere might be problematic.
52:43Susan, Susan, Susan.
52:46Look around.
52:47Finance is a men's game.
52:49Okay, as far as I'm concerned,
52:50she was just sitting there, woman in a chair,
52:52and cashing paychecks.
52:53All right?
52:54I did us a favor.
52:55We should have squashed that bug a while ago.
53:01Dad, how's it going?
53:03I forgot to mention to you,
53:05there's this one woman exec
53:08you absolutely cannot mess with.
53:11Woman executive?
53:13Don't tell me it's...
53:17How many women executives do we have, Susan?
53:21Just two women in executive roles.
53:24These are the files.
53:26She's a talent the board paid top dollar for.
53:29A quant model.
53:30She built it from scratch.
53:32And keeping her is non-negotiable.
53:34Our marketing dominance depends on it.
53:37Jesse, Harvard PhD, star trader.
53:42Dad, are you talking about Jesse?
53:44Jesse?
53:45I didn't fire Jesse, did I?
53:46Actually, Jessica.
53:48She's our golden goose.
53:50Dad, you just focus on getting better.
53:52I'll make sure she stays, all right?
53:57Susan, tell Jesse to come to my office.
53:59Right away.
54:08Pete, honey.
54:09Remember our pillow talk?
54:11Trading director.
54:13One-upping Jessica.
54:17It's time you pay up, lover boy.
54:19Babe, it already took a lot of effort
54:21to get you in with those fake credentials.
54:23I know, but couldn't you be a doll
54:26and work your magic for me?
54:30We've got a new CEO.
54:32Let's lay low for a while.
54:36Keep your nose clean, will ya?
54:41Of course.
54:42All right.
54:49Pathetic.
54:50Time to upgrade my meal ticket.
54:55Come in.
54:57Jesse.
54:59Emergency.
55:00New boss just asked Jessica.
55:01What?
55:02Wait, he fired Jessica?
55:03God, is he suicidal or just stupid?
55:05He wants you to go see him now.
55:07Am I up next on the chopping block?
55:12Okay.
55:23You needed something, Jackson?
55:25Jesse, you all right?
55:26Damn, looking good.
55:27Thanks.
55:28Word is, our quant trading model
55:30is crushing market averages.
55:33I don't say this often, but I am impressed.
55:35Wait, that's Jessica's work.
55:37How does he not know this?
55:40Absolutely.
55:42Jackson, I actually pull multiple all-nighters
55:46designing that solo.
55:48You see, I have pure talent,
55:52unlike some people who climb the corporate ladder
55:55using connections.
56:00You're referring to Jessica, right?
56:02I already fired that corporate parasite.
56:05I need your model,
56:07because our fund is launching
56:08and I need it to deliver and maximize company profits.
56:10Don't worry, Jackson.
56:11With Jessica out of the way,
56:12I'll get that updated model to you in no time.
56:14That's what I like to hear.
56:15All right, get going, clock's ticking.
56:17I'm on it.
56:20That Jesse's everything Frank promised, sir.
56:23Smart and easy on the eyes.
56:25Hardly remarkable.
56:26Let's hire Miss J.
56:27I won't need her anymore.
56:29Miss J?
56:30Miss J is a trading prodigy I met online.
56:32She's the unrivaled queen of the securities trading market.
56:35So that's why Jesse doesn't measure up.
56:37You've already got someone else in mind.
56:39Always two steps ahead, Susan.
56:43Susan, do you see an issue here?
56:45Coffee, always, right here.
56:47Unbelievable.
56:51Miss J, you're the only woman who deserves to be my equal.
56:54Join TV and I'll hand you the entire company.
57:08Boss, we have an emergency.
57:09Your wife's in serious trouble.
57:11Are you crazy?
57:12I haven't even confessed to Jessica yet.
57:14Don't go around calling her that.
57:16You told me to call her that.
57:18Eight years of this secret crush, still no action.
57:20Look, nothing bad can happen to her when I'm...
57:22Wait, hold on, you found Jessica?
57:24We got her.
57:25She's running away.
57:26What?
57:27She's running away.
57:28She's running away.
57:29She's running away.
57:30She's running away.
57:31She's running away.
57:32She's running away.
57:33She's running away.
57:34She's running away.
57:35She's running away.
57:36We got her.
57:37She's running trading at TV Securities.
57:39Well, she was until the new CEO stepped in and fired her.
57:42Fired her?
57:43She's brilliant, how could she get fired?
57:45Something's off here.
57:47Let's go get her.
57:48This is the perfect opportunity for you to step in, be the hero, confess your feelings.
57:52You idiot.
57:56You idiot.
57:57This is the perfect opportunity to bring her on my team.
58:01Seeing each other every day, I'll finally get my shot with her.
58:05She'll snap out of it.
58:06She's in security trading.
58:08Clooney Financial doesn't even have a brokerage division.
58:11So we'll buy one.
58:26This office is all mine now.
58:35Broke much?
58:37Disgusting.
58:46Jessica Jackson's drinker, Mrs. J?
58:51Jackson fired Jessica.
58:53And no one knows who she really is.
58:56I can take advantage of this.
58:58Jessie, what do you think you're doing?