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00:00Hey boss, we locked in the SkyEdge tech acquisition for $1.3 billion, just need your signature
00:09to close it.
00:10Boss?
00:11Boss?
00:12What?
00:13Don't tell me you're looking at pictures of your crush Jessica again.
00:19What crush?
00:20You're looking at the future Mrs. Clooney.
00:22We've been hunting for her for eight years with no luck.
00:25What if she's married already?
00:26Well yeah, she's incredible.
00:28Of course others would see that too.
00:31Not happening.
00:32Where are you going?
00:38To the racetrack.
00:39Boss!
00:40To the racetrack.
00:41You win!
00:42Yes!
00:43Boss!
01:03The trading system is down!
01:06What?
01:08The trading system is down!
01:12Did you?
01:18The system is still placing counter-trend orders.
01:20The more the market rises, the faster we're selling.
01:23All my stop losses are firing like crazy.
01:26We're down a certain moment already.
01:29The computer thinks this is normal.
01:30I can't do anything no matter what I try.
01:32If we do this for another hour, we're going to be filing for Chapter 11.
01:35Don't panic.
01:36The boss is here.
01:37The boss is here!
01:46Stop staring and get out of the chair.
01:47Go!
01:48Go.
01:49Yesterday's rate cut didn't make it into our baseline indicators.
02:13So the model thinks up is down and down is up.
02:17So naturally it's doing exactly the opposite of what it should.
02:28Boss?
02:29Even you can't solve it?
02:31Sorry.
02:32Food coma's hitting hard.
02:33Mind grabbing me a Coke?
02:39Who does she think she's fooling?
02:41What does a woman possibly know about all this?
02:43If she fixes it, I'll quit immediately.
02:44You're going to eat those words faster than Jessica's eating those chips.
02:51Here you go, boss.
02:57Relax, people.
03:00I just got to reset one more parameter and we're golden.
03:10Go home.
03:11Get some sleep.
03:14With that, we're gone.
03:17Thank you, boss.
03:18You truly are the MVP.
03:19All right.
03:20Let's go, folks.
03:21Come on.
03:22Let her work.
03:23Let's go.
03:44Nailed it.
04:08The model's fixed?
04:09The company account.
04:10Boss is insane.
04:11Fixed the glitch.
04:12Saved our butts.
04:13And made a killing in one night.
04:14Time to update that resume, Tom.
04:15Or was all that big talk just hot air?
04:16Mark.
04:17Who is our boss?
04:18Really?
04:19This is usual, Tom.
04:20Jessica wrote our quant trading model from scratch.
04:21Her algorithm is the reason why TB security is a titan.
04:22What on earth are we doing during work hours?
04:23And you are?
04:24Meet the chairman's son.
04:25Your new CEO.
04:26Of course, his talents have the board's complete endorsement.
04:27He's a genius.
04:28He's a genius.
04:29He's a genius.
04:30He's a genius.
04:31He's a genius.
04:32He's a genius.
04:33He's a genius.
04:34He's a genius.
04:35He's a genius.
04:36He's a genius.
04:37He's a genius.
04:38He's a genius.
04:39He's a genius.
04:40Of course, his talents have the board's complete endorsement.
04:44And last time I checked, these are prime trading hours, aren't they?
04:48Well, it's actually funny you mention that.
04:49You are fired.
04:51What?
04:52Pure TB, we do not tolerate mediocrity.
04:57Pure TB, we do not tolerate mediocrity.
05:02Only the best work here.
05:04I made it here on pure talent.
05:06You want to talk about mediocrity?
05:09Let's discuss that trust fund that bought your position.
05:13Did you just hit her?
05:15What the hell's wrong with you?
05:16I'm not going to waste my time talking to garbage.
05:22Here is your hush money.
05:25Take it and get out.
05:28You know what?
05:30Here's a little extra.
05:31Use it to buy yourself some makeup and cover up that bruise.
05:34No one wants to see that.
05:36Drop it.
05:37She'll handle this when she's back.
05:39The board paid insane money for her brain.
05:41Jackson will have the guts to touch her.
05:44Listen up, everybody.
05:45The market is a savage wilderness.
05:47It is a dog-eat-dog world.
05:49It is eat or be eaten.
05:51You need to be apex predators, not little, fluffy, performance-faking rabbits.
05:58Those will be eaten.
06:01But the real alphas, the real rainmakers among you will be rewarded accordingly.
06:12Top of the leaderboard is Kaitlyn.
06:18Where's my superstar?
06:19That would be me.
06:21Kaitlyn.
06:24Is this Kayla Twist?
06:26Are you a Kayla Twist fan?
06:27You know, she has a concert tonight.
06:28Would you want to go?
06:29God, yes.
06:30This is perfect.
06:31It's perfect.
06:32Go now before you're late.
06:33And as soon as the concert's over, clean out your desk because you're fired.
06:37What?
06:38Why?
06:39The Nikkei opens during concert hours.
06:41You know, I figured a trader wouldn't put Kayla Twist above making trades.
06:45Those numbers must be fake.
06:47And who's your boss?
06:48I need to meet the clown that runs this circus.
06:50It's Jessica.
06:51She's here.
07:01You are fired.
07:06Move your damn foot and explain what rock you crawled out from under.
07:09Who I am doesn't matter.
07:10All that matters is that you are fired.
07:12Are you certain about firing me?
07:14You think you're some unicorn employee that this place will crash and burn without your precious brain?
07:18You wouldn't say that, exactly.
07:19Jessica hasn't slept because she was busy saving us nine figures because of a bug.
07:23Yeah, and we thought you were going to fire me.
07:25Exactly.
07:26Jessica hasn't slept because she was busy saving us nine figures because of a bug.
07:29Yeah, and we even made a profit.
07:31You expect me to believe that?
07:33Her name wasn't even on those reports.
07:35So take your headphones and beat it.
07:39Can't trash ruin my shoes.
07:41And to you defenders, finance takes timing and judgment.
07:46And sticking up for her shows that you have neither.
07:49So pack your crap and follow her out the door.
07:51Leave them alone.
07:52They have nothing to do with this.
07:54I'll go.
07:57What?
07:58Is office drama more important than making money now?
08:08Susan!
08:15Boss, she's high up in trading.
08:18Firing her out of nowhere might be problematic.
08:22Susan, Susan, Susan.
08:25Look around, finance is a men's game.
08:27Okay, as far as I'm concerned, she was just sitting there, woman in a chair, and cashing paychecks.
08:32Alright, I did us a favor.
08:33We should have squashed that bug a while ago.
08:40Dad, how's it going?
08:42I forgot to mention to you, there's this one woman exec you absolutely cannot mess with.
08:50Woman executive?
08:51Don't tell me it's...
08:55How many women executives do we have, Susan?
08:59Just two women in executive roles.
09:02These are the files.
09:05She's a talent the board paid top dollar for.
09:07A quant model.
09:08She built it from scratch.
09:10And keeping her is non-negotiable.
09:13Our marketing dominance depends on it.
09:15Jesse, Harvard PhD, Star Trader.
09:18Star Trader.
09:21Dad, are you talking about Jesse?
09:23Jesse.
09:24I didn't fire Jesse, did I?
09:25Actually, Jessica.
09:27She's our golden goose.
09:29Dad, you just focus on getting better.
09:31I'll make sure she stays, alright?
09:36Susan, tell Jesse to come to my office.
09:38Right away.
09:40Pete, honey.
09:41Remember our pillow talk?
09:43Trading director.
09:45One-upping Jessica.
09:48It's time you pay up, lover boy.
09:50Babe, it already took a lot of effort to get you in with those fake credentials.
09:55I know, but couldn't you be a doll and work your magic for me?
10:03I'm sorry.
10:04Couldn't you be a doll and work your magic for me?
10:09We've got a new CEO.
10:11Let's lay low for a while.
10:15Keep your nose clean, will ya?
10:20Of course.
10:28Pathetic.
10:29Time to upgrade my meal ticket.
10:34I'm in.
10:36Jesse.
10:38Emergency.
10:39New boss just asked Jessica.
10:40What?
10:41Wait, he fired Jessica?
10:42God, is he suicidal or just stupid?
10:44He wants you to go see him now.
10:46Am I up next on the chopping block?
10:51Okay.
11:02You needed something, Jackson?
11:03Jesse, you alright?
11:04Damn, looking good.
11:06Thanks.
11:07Word is, our quant trading model is crushing market averages.
11:11I don't say this often, but I am impressed.
11:14Wait, that's Jessica's work.
11:16How does he not know this?
11:19Absolutely.
11:20Jackson, I actually pull multiple all-nighters designing that solo.
11:26You see, I have pure talent.
11:30Unlike some people who climb the corporate ladder using connections.
11:38You're referring to Jessica, right?
11:41I already fired that corporate parasite.
11:43I need your model because our fund is launching and I need it to deliver and maximize company profits.
11:49Don't worry, Jackson.
11:50With Jessica out of the way, I'll get that updated model to you in no time.
11:53That's what I like to hear.
11:54Alright, get going.
11:55Clock's ticking.
11:56I'm on it.
11:59That Jesse's everything Frank promised, sir.
12:02Smart and easy on the eyes.
12:04Hardly remarkable.
12:05Let's hire Miss J.
12:06I won't need her anymore.
12:08Miss J?
12:09Miss J is a trading prodigy I met online.
12:11She's the unrivaled queen of the securities trading market.
12:14So that's why Jesse doesn't measure up.
12:16You've already got someone else in mind.
12:18Always two steps ahead, Susan.
12:22Susan, do you see an issue here?
12:24Always, right here.
12:26Unbelievable.
12:30Miss J, you're the only woman who deserves to be my equal.
12:33Join TV and I'll hand you the entire company.
12:55Boss, we have an emergency.
12:57Your wife's in serious trouble.
12:58Are you crazy?
12:59I haven't even confessed to Jessica yet.
13:01Don't go around calling her that.
13:03You told me to call her that.
13:05Eight years of this secret crush, still no action.
13:07Look, nothing bad can happen to her when I'm...
13:09Wait, hold on.
13:10You found Jessica?
13:11We got her.
13:12She's running trading at TV Securities.
13:14Well, she was until the new CEO stepped in and fired her.
13:17Fired her?
13:18She's brilliant.
13:19How could she get fired?
13:20Something's off with her.
13:22Let's go get her.
13:23This is the perfect opportunity for you to step in,
13:25be the hero, confess your feelings.
13:27You idiot.
13:31You idiot.
13:32This is the perfect opportunity to bring her on my team.
13:36Seeing each other every day,
13:38I'll finally get my shot with her.
13:40Boss, snap out of it.
13:41She's in security trading.
13:43Clooney Financial doesn't even have a brokerage division.
13:46So we'll buy one.
13:47No.
13:48No.
13:49No.
13:50No.
13:52No.
14:04This office is all mine now.
14:14Broke much?
14:16Disgusting.
14:22Jessica's Jackson's dream girl, Mrs. J?
14:27Jackson fired Jessica.
14:30And no one knows who she really is.
14:33I can take advantage of this.
14:40Jesse, what do you think you're doing?
14:52Hey boss, we locked in the SkyEdge tech acquisition for 1.3 billion.
14:55Just need your signature to close it.
14:59Boss.
15:00Boss.
15:01What?
15:02Don't tell me you're looking at pictures of your crush Jessica again.
15:05What crush?
15:06You're looking at the future Mrs. Clooney.
15:09We've been hunting for her for eight years with no luck.
15:11What if she's married already?
15:13Well, yeah.
15:14She's incredible.
15:15Of course others would see that too.
15:18Not happening.
15:22Where are you going?
15:23To the racetrack.
15:25Boss.
15:28To the racetrack.
15:41You win.
15:42Yes.
15:47Boss.
15:48The trading system is down.
15:51What?
15:52The trading system is down.
15:55We need you.
16:02The system is still placing counter-trend orders.
16:04The more the market rises, the faster we're selling.
16:07All my soft boxes are firing like crazy.
16:10We're down a certain amount already.
16:12The computer thinks this is normal.
16:14I can't do anything no matter what I try.
16:16If we do this for another hour, we're done.
16:18I can't do anything no matter what I try.
16:19If we do this for another hour, we're going to be filing for Chapter 11.
16:23Don't panic.
16:24The boss is here.
16:32Stop staring and get out of the chair.
16:34Go.
16:49Chapter 11
16:56Yesterday's rate cut didn't make it into our baseline indicators.
16:59So the model thinks up is down and down is up.
17:03So naturally it's doing exactly the opposite of what it should.
17:15Boss?
17:16Even you can't solve it?
17:18Sorry. Food coma's hitting hard.
17:21Mind grabbing me a Coke?
17:25Who does she think she's fooling?
17:27What does a woman possibly know about all this?
17:29If she fixes it, I'll quit immediately.
17:31You're going to eat those words faster than Jessica's eating those chips.
17:38Here you go, boss.
17:48Relax, people. I just got to reset one more parameter and we're golden.
17:52Go home. Get some sleep.
17:55And with that, we're gone.
17:58Thank you, boss. You truly are the MVP.
18:01All right. Let's go, folks.
18:02Come on. Let her work. Let's go.
18:18You.
18:27You.
18:36Nailed it.
18:49S...
18:52S...
18:55The model's fixed?
18:56The company account.
18:57Boss is insane.
18:59Fixed the glitch, saved our butts, and made a killing in one night.
19:02Time to update that resume, Tom.
19:04Or was all that big talk just hot air?
19:06Mark, who is our boss, really?
19:09Well, this is usual, Tom.
19:11Jessica wrote our quant trading model from scratch.
19:14Her algorithm is the reason why TB security is a titan.
19:17What on earth are we doing during work hours?
19:22And you are?
19:23Meet the chairman's son, your new CEO.
19:27Of course, his talents have the board's complete endorsement.
19:31And last time I checked, these are prime trading hours, aren't they?
19:35Well, it's actually funny you mention that, but...
19:36You are fired.
19:38What?
19:40Here at TB, we do not tolerate mediocrity.
19:45Here at TB, we do not tolerate mediocrity.
19:48Only the best work here.
19:51You made it here on pure talent.
19:53You want to talk about mediocrity?
19:55Let's discuss that trust fund that bought your position.
20:00Did you just hit her?
20:01What the hell's wrong with you?
20:03I'm not going to waste my time talking the garbage.
20:08Here is your hush money.
20:12Take it and get out.
20:15You know what?
20:17Here's a little extra.
20:18Use it to buy yourself some makeup and cover up that bruise.
20:21No one wants to see that.
20:23Drop it.
20:24Does school handle this much work?
20:26The board paid insane money for her brain.
20:29Jackson won't have the guts to touch her.
20:31Listen up, everybody.
20:33The market is a savage wilderness.
20:35It is a dog-eat-dog world.
20:37It is eat or be eaten.
20:39You need to be apex predators.
20:42Not little, fluffy, performance-faking rabbits.
20:46Those will be eaten.
20:48But the real alphas,
20:50the real rainmakers among you,
20:52will be rewarded accordingly.
20:59Top of the leaderboard is...
21:03Caitlin.
21:05Where's my superstar?
21:06That would be me.
21:07Caitlin.
21:10Is this Kayla Twist?
21:12Are you a Kayla Twist fan?
21:13You know, she has a concert tonight.
21:15Would you want to go?
21:16God, yes.
21:17This is perfect.
21:18It's perfect.
21:19Go now before you're late.
21:20And as soon as the concert's over,
21:22clean out your desk because you're fired.
21:24What?
21:25Why?
21:26The Nikkei opens during concert hours.
21:28You know, I figured a trader wouldn't put Kayla Twist above making trades.
21:32Those numbers must be fake.
21:34And who's your boss?
21:35I need to meet the clown that runs this circus.
21:37It's Jessica.
21:39She's here.
21:54You are fired.
21:59Move your damn foot and explain what rock you crawled out from under.
22:02Who I am doesn't matter.
22:03All that matters is that you are fired.
22:05Are you certain about firing me?
22:07You think you're some unicorn employee that this place will crash and burn without your precious brain?
22:11You wouldn't say that, exactly.
22:12Jessica hasn't slept because she was busy saving us nine figures because of a bug.
22:16Yeah, and we even made a profit.
22:18You expect me to believe that?
22:20Her name wasn't even on those reports.
22:22So take your headphones and beat it.
22:26Can't trash ruin my shoes.
22:28And to you defenders,
22:30finance takes timing and judgment.
22:33And sticking up for her shows that you have neither.
22:36So pack your crap and follow her out the door.
22:38Leave them alone. They have nothing to do with this.
22:41I'll go.
22:44What?
22:45Is office drama more important than making money now?
22:55Susan!
23:01Boss, she's high up in trading.
23:05Firing her out of nowhere might be problematic.
23:09Susan, Susan, Susan.
23:12Look around. Finance is a men's game.
23:14Okay, as far as I'm concerned, she was just sitting there warm in a chair and cashing paychecks.
23:19Alright, I did us a favor. We should have squashed that bug a while ago.
23:27Dad, how's it going?
23:29I forgot to mention to you.
23:31There's this one woman exec you absolutely cannot mess with.
23:37Woman executive?
23:38Don't tell me it's...
23:42How many women executives do we have, Susan?
23:46Just two women in executive roles.
23:49These are the files.
23:52She's a talent the board paid top dollar for.
23:54A quant model.
23:55She built her from scratch.
23:57And keeping her is non-negotiable.
23:59Our marketing dominance depends on it.
24:01Jessie, Harvard PhD, Star Trader.
24:07Dad, are you talking about Jessie?
24:09Yes, Jessie.
24:10I didn't fire Jessie, did I?
24:11Actually, Jessica.
24:13She's our golden goose. Now you need to...
24:15Dad, you just focus on getting better. I'll make sure she stays, alright?
24:22Susan, tell Jessie to come to my office.
24:24Right away.
24:28Pete, honey. Remember our pillow talk?
24:32Trading director, one-upping Jessica.
24:37It's time you pay up, lover boy.
24:39Babe, it already took a lot of effort to get you in with those fake credentials.
24:44I know, but couldn't you be a doll and work your magic for me?
24:51We've got a new CEO.
24:53Work your magic for me.
24:56We've got a new CEO.
24:58Let's lay low for a while.
25:02Keep your nose clean, will ya?
25:07Of course.
25:08Alright.
25:15Pathetic.
25:16Time to upgrade my meal ticket.
25:21Come in.
25:23Jessie.
25:25Emergency. New boss just asked Jessica.
25:27What? Wait, he fired Jessica?
25:29God, is he suicidal or just stupid?
25:31He wants you to go see him now.
25:33Am I up next on the chopping block?
25:49You needed something, Jackson?
25:50Jessie, you alright? Damn, looking good.
25:53Thanks.
25:54Word is, our quant trading model is crushing market averages.
25:58I don't say this often, but I am impressed.
26:01Wait, that's Jessica's work. How does he not know this?
26:05Absolutely. Jackson, I actually pull multiple all-nighters designing that solo.
26:13You see, I have pure talent.
26:17Unlike some people who climb the corporate ladder using connections.
26:25You're referring to Jessica, right?
26:28I already fired that corporate parasite.
26:31I need your model because our fund is launching and I need it to deliver and maximize company profits.
26:36Don't worry, Jackson. With Jessica out of the way, I'll get that updated model to you in no time.
26:40That's what I like to hear.
26:41Alright, get going. Clock's ticking.
26:42I'm on it.
26:46That Jessie's everything Frank promised, sir. Smart and easy on the eyes.
26:50Hardly remarkable. Let's hire Miss J. I won't need her anymore.
26:54Miss J?
26:55Miss J is a trading prodigy I met online. She's the unrivaled queen of the securities trading market.
27:00So that's why Jessie doesn't measure up. You've already got someone else in mind.
27:05Always two steps ahead, Susan.
27:08Susan, do you see an issue here? Coffee. Always. Right here.
27:12Unbelievable.
27:16Miss J, you're the only woman who deserves to be my equal.
27:19Join TV and I'll hand you the entire company.
27:38Boss, we have an emergency. Your wife's in serious trouble.
27:41Are you crazy? I haven't even confessed to Jessica yet. Don't go around calling her that.
27:47You told me to call her that. Eight years of this secret crush, still no action.
27:51Look, nothing bad can happen to her when I'm-
27:53Wait, hold on. You found Jessica?
27:55We got her. She's running trading at TV Securities.
27:58Well, she was until the new CEO stepped in and fired her.
28:01Something's off here.
28:02Let's go get her. This is the perfect opportunity for you to step in, be the hero, confess your feelings.
28:07You idiot.
28:11You idiot. This is the perfect opportunity to bring her on my team.
28:16Seeing each other every day, I'll finally get my shot with her.
28:20Boss, snap out of it.
28:21I don't want to.
28:22I don't want to.
28:23I don't want to.
28:24I don't want to.
28:25I don't want to.
28:26I don't want to.
28:27I don't want to.
28:28I don't want to.
28:29I don't want to.
28:30I don't want to.
28:31Boss, snap out of it. She's in Securities Trading.
28:33Clooney Financial doesn't even have a brokerage division.
28:37So we'll buy one.
28:51This office is all mine now.
29:00Ugh. Broke much?
29:03Disgusting.
29:11Jessica Jackson's dream girl, Mrs. J?
29:16But Jackson fired Jessica.
29:19And no one knows who she really is.
29:22I can take advantage of this.
29:24Jessica Jackson's dream girl, Mrs. J?
29:29Jesse, what do you think you're doing?
29:39Hey boss, we locked in the SkyEdge tech acquisition for 1.3 billion.
29:42Just need your signature to close it.
29:46Boss.
29:48Boss!
29:49What?
29:50Don't tell me you're looking at pictures of your crush Jessica again.
29:52What crush? You're looking at the future Mrs. Clooney.
29:56We've been hunting for her for eight years with no luck.
29:58What if she's married already?
30:00Well yeah, she's incredible.
30:02Of course others would see that too.
30:05Not happening.
30:10Where are you going?
30:12To the racetrack.
30:13Boss!
30:16To the racetrack.
30:22To the racetrack.
30:29You win.
30:30Yes!
30:35Boss!
30:37The trading system is down.
30:42What?
30:43The trading system is down.
30:45We need you.
30:52The system is still placing counter-trend orders.
30:54The more the market rises, the faster we're selling.
30:57All my stop losses are firing like crazy.
31:00We're down at a certain moment already.
31:02The computer thinks this is normal.
31:04I can't do anything no matter what I try.
31:06If we do this for another hour, we're going to be filing for Chapter 11.
31:10Don't panic. The boss is here.
31:19Stop staring and get out of the chair.
31:21Go!
31:43Yesterday's rate cut didn't make it into our baseline indicators.
31:46So the model thinks up is down and down is up.
31:50So naturally it's doing exactly the opposite of what it should.
32:02Boss, even you can't solve it?
32:05Sorry. Food coma's hitting hard.
32:08Mind grabbing me a Coke?
32:12Who does she think she's fooling?
32:14What does a woman possibly know about all this?
32:16If she fixes it, I'll quit immediately.
32:18You're going to eat those words faster than Jessica's eating those chips.
32:25Here you go, boss.
32:40Relax, people. I just got to reset one more parameter and we're golden.
32:45Go home. Get some sleep.
32:48And with that, we're gone.
32:51Thank you, boss. You truly are the MVP.
32:54Alright, let's go, folks. Come on, let her work. Let's go!
33:14Nailed it.
33:23Nailed it.
33:25Oh.
33:42The model's fixed?
33:43The company account.
33:44Boss is insane!
33:46Fixed the glitch, saved our butts, and made a killing in one night.
33:50Time to update that resume, Tom.
33:52Or was all that big talk just hot air?
33:54Mark, who is our boss, really?
33:56The list is usual, Tom.
33:58Jessica wrote our quant trading model from scratch.
34:01Her algorithm is the reason why TB security is a titan-
34:04What on earth are we doing during work hours?
34:09And you are?
34:10Meet the chairman's son. Your new CEO.
34:14Of course, his talents have the board's complete endorsement.
34:18And last time I checked, these are prime trading hours, aren't they?
34:21Well, it's actually funny you mention that, but-
34:23You are fire, boss.
34:27Here at TB, we do not tolerate mediocrity.
34:32Here at TB, we do not tolerate mediocrity.
34:35Only the best work here.
34:38We made it here on pure talent. You want to talk about mediocrity?
34:42Let's discuss that trust fund that bought your position-
34:47You just hit her? What the hell's wrong with you?
34:50I'm not going to waste my time talking the garbage.
34:56Here is your hush money.
34:59Take it and get out.
35:02You know what? Here's a little extra.
35:05Use it to buy yourself some makeup and cover up that bruise.
35:08No one wants to see that.
35:10Drop it. Just go handle this when she's back.
35:13The board paid insane money for her brain.
35:16Jackson won't have the guts to touch her.
35:18Listen up, everybody.
35:20The market is a savage wilderness.
35:22It is a dog-eat-dog world.
35:24It is eat or be eaten.
35:26You need to be apex predators,
35:29not little, fluffy, performance-faking rabbits.
35:33Those will be eaten.
35:35But the real alphas,
35:37the real rainmakers among you,
35:39will be rewarded accordingly.
35:43Top of the leaderboard is...
35:47Caitlin.
35:49Where's my superstar?
35:51That would be me.
35:53Caitlin.
35:55Is this Kayla Twist?
35:57Are you a Kayla Twist fan?
35:59She has a concert tonight. Would you want to go?
36:01God, yes.
36:03This is perfect. It's perfect.
36:05Go now before you're late.
36:07And as soon as the concert's over,
36:09clean out your desk because you're fired.
36:11What? Why?
36:13The Nikkei opens during concert hours.
36:15You know, I figured a trader wouldn't put Kayla Twist above making trades.
36:19Those numbers must be fake.
36:21And who's your boss? I need to meet the clown that runs this circus.
36:24It's Jessica. She's here.
36:42You are fired.
36:46Move your damn foot and explain what rock you crawled out from under.
36:50Who I am doesn't matter. All that matters is that you are fired.
36:53Are you certain about firing me?
36:55You think you're some unicorn employee that this place will crash and burn without your precious brain?
36:58You wouldn't say that, exactly.
37:00Jessica hasn't slept because she was busy saving us nine figures because of a bug.
37:04Yeah, and we even made a profit.
37:06You expect me to believe that? Her name wasn't even on those reports.
37:09So take your headphones and beat it.
37:14Can't trash ruin my shoes.
37:16And to you defenders, finance takes timing and judgment.
37:20And sticking up for her shows that you have neither.
37:23So pack your crap and follow her out the door.
37:26Leave them alone. They have nothing to do with this.
37:28I'll go.
37:32What? Is office drama more important than making money now?
37:41Susan!
37:48Boss, she's high up in trading.
37:51Firing her out of nowhere might be problematic.
37:55Susan, Susan, Susan.
37:58Look around. Finance is a men's game.
38:02Okay, as far as I'm concerned, she was just sitting there woman-to-chair and cashing paychecks.
38:06I did us a favor. We should have squashed that bug a while ago.
38:14Dad, how's it going?
38:16I forgot to mention to you, there's this one woman exec you absolutely cannot mess with.
38:24Woman executive? Don't tell me it's...
38:28How many women executives do we have, Susan?
38:33Just two women in executive roles. These are the files.
38:38She's a talent the board paid top dollar for. A quant model.
38:42She built it from scratch.
38:44And keeping her is non-negotiable. Our marketing dominance depends on it.
38:49Jessie, Harvard PhD, Star Trader.
38:54Dad, are you talking about Jessie?
38:56Jessie?
38:57I didn't fire Jessie, did I?
38:59Actually, Jessica. She's our golden goose.
39:02Dad, you just focus on getting better. I'll make sure she stays, alright?
39:09Susan, tell Jessie to come to my office.
39:11Right away.
39:13Pete, honey. Remember our pillow talk?
39:16Trading director, one-upping Jessica.
39:22It's time you pay up, lover boy.
39:24Babe, it already took a lot of effort to get you in with those fake credentials.
39:29I know, but couldn't you be a doll and work your magic for me?
39:35We've got a new CEO. Let's lay low for a while.
39:40Keep your nose clean, will ya?
39:45Of course.
39:46Alright.
39:52Pathetic. Time to upgrade my meal ticket.
39:55I'm sorry.
39:56I'm sorry.
39:57I'm sorry.
39:58I'm sorry.
39:59I'm sorry.
40:00I'm sorry.
40:01I'm sorry.
40:02I'm sorry.
40:03I'm sorry.
40:04One meal ticket.
40:08Come in.
40:10Jessie! Emergency! New boss just asked Jessica.
40:14What? Wait, he fired Jessica?
40:16God, is he suicidal or just stupid?!
40:18He wants you to go see him now!
40:20Am I up next on the chopping block?
40:24Okay.
40:25Okay.
40:28God.
40:34You needed something, Jackson?
40:38Jessie, right?
40:39Damn, looking good.
40:40Thanks.
40:41Word is, our quant trading model is crushing market averages.
40:45I don't say this often, but I am impressed.
40:48Wait, that's Jessica's work.
40:50How does he not know this?
40:53Absolutely!
40:54Jackson, I actually pull multiple all-nighters designing that solo.
41:01You see, I have pure talent, unlike some people who climb the corporate ladder using connections.
41:13You're referring to Jessica, right?
41:15I already fired that corporate parasite.
41:18I need your model, because our fund is launching and I need it to deliver and maximize company
41:22profits.
41:23Don't worry, Jackson.
41:24With Jessica out of the way, I'll get that updated model to you in no time.
41:27That's what I like to hear.
41:28All right, get going.
41:29Clock's ticking.
41:30I'm counting on it.
41:33That Jessie's everything Frank promised, sir.
41:36Smart and easy on the eyes.
41:38Hardly remarkable.
41:39Let's hire Miss J. I won't need her anymore.
41:42Miss J.?
41:43Miss J. is a trading prodigy I met online.
41:45She's the unrivaled queen of the securities trading market.
41:48So that's why Jessie doesn't measure up.
41:51You've already got someone else in mind.
41:53Always two steps ahead, Susan.
41:56Susan, do you see an issue here?
41:58Coffee, always.
41:59Right here.
42:00Unbelievable.
42:04Miss J., you're the only woman who deserves to be my equal.
42:07Join TV and I'll hand you the entire company.
42:31Boss, we have an emergency.
42:33Your wife's in serious trouble.
42:35Are you crazy?
42:36I haven't even confessed to Jessica yet.
42:39Don't go around calling her that.
42:40You told me to call her that.
42:42Eight years of this secret crush, still no action.
42:45Look, nothing bad can happen to her when I'm-
42:47Wait, hold on.
42:48You found Jessica?
42:49We got her.
42:50She's running trading at TV Securities.
42:51Well, she was until the new CEO stepped in and fired her.
42:54Fired her?
42:55She's brilliant.
42:56How could she get fired?
42:58Something's off here.
42:59Let's go get her.
43:00This is the perfect opportunity for you to step in, be the hero, confess your feelings.
43:05You idiot.
43:08You idiot.
43:10This is the perfect opportunity to bring her on my team.
43:14Seeing each other every day, I'll finally get my shot with her.
43:17Boss, snap out of it.
43:19She's in security trading.
43:21Clooney Financial doesn't even have a brokerage division.
43:24So we'll buy one.
43:30This office is all mine now.
43:41Ugh.
43:42Broke much?
43:43Disgusting.
43:54Jessica's checking in.
43:55She's checking in.
43:56She's checking in.
43:58Jessica's Jackson's dream girl, Mrs. J?
44:03Jackson fired Jessica.
44:05And no one knows who she really is.
44:08I can take advantage of this.
44:16Jesse!
44:17What do you think you're doing?
44:20Hey, boss.
44:21We locked in the SkyEdge tech acquisition for 1.3 billion.
44:24Just need your signature to close it.
44:28Boss.
44:29Boss!
44:30What?
44:31Don't tell me you're looking at pictures of your crush Jessica again.
44:34What crush?
44:35Dude, you're looking at the future Mrs. Clooney.
44:38We've been hunting for her for eight years with no luck.
44:40What if she's married already?
44:42Well, yeah.
44:43She's incredible.
44:44I mean, look at her.
44:46What if she's married already?
44:47Well, yeah.
44:48She's incredible.
44:49Of course others would see that too.
44:52Not happening.
44:58Where are you going?
44:59To the racetrack.
45:00Boss!
45:03To the racetrack.
45:16You win.
45:17Yes!
45:22Boss!
45:23The trading system is down.
45:29What?
45:30The trading system is down.
45:32We need you.
45:39The system is still placing counter-trend orders.
45:41The more the market rises, the faster we're selling.
45:43All my stop losses are firing like crazy.
45:46We're down a certain moment already.
45:48The computer thinks this is normal.
45:49I can't do anything no matter what I try.
45:51If we do this for another hour, we're going to be filing for Chapter 11.
45:55Don't panic.
45:56The boss is here.
46:05Stop staring and get out of the chair.
46:06Go.
46:07Go.
46:13Go.
46:31Yesterday's rate cut didn't make it into our baseline indicators.
46:34So the model thinks up is down and down is up.
46:38So naturally it's doing exactly the opposite of what it should.
46:44What?
46:49Boss?
46:50Even you can't solve it?
46:52Sorry.
46:53Food coma's hitting hard.
46:56Mind grabbing me a Coke?
47:00Who does she think she's fooling?
47:01What does a woman possibly know about all this?
47:04If she fixes it, I'll quit immediately.
47:05You're going to eat those words faster than Jessica's eating those chips.
47:09Here you go, boss.
47:25Relax, people.
47:26I just got to reset one more parameter and we're golden.
47:29Go home.
47:30Get some sleep.
47:33And with that, we're gone.
47:36We're gone.
47:38Thank you, boss.
47:39You truly are the MVP.
47:41All right.
47:42Let's go, folks.
47:43Come on, let her work.
47:44Let's go.
48:07Ah.
48:09Nailed it.
48:29The model's fixed?
48:30The company account.
48:31Boss is insane!
48:33Fixed the glitch, saved our butts, and made a killing in one night.
48:36Time to update that resume, Tom.
48:38Or was all that big talk just hot air?
48:40Mark, who is our boss?
48:42Really?
48:43This is usual, Tom.
48:44Jessica wrote our quant trading model from scratch.
48:47Her algorithm is the reason why TB security is a titan.
48:50What on earth are we doing during work hours?
48:55And you are?
48:56Meet the chairman's son.
48:58Your new CEO.
48:59Your new CEO.
49:01Of course, his talents have the board's complete endorsement.
49:05And last time I checked, these are prime trading hours, aren't they?
49:09Well, it's actually funny you mention that.
49:10You are fired.
49:12What?
49:14Here at TB, we do not tolerate mediocrity.
49:19Here at TB, we do not tolerate mediocrity.
49:22Only the best work here.
49:26I made it here on pure talent.
49:27You want to talk about mediocrity?
49:29Let's discuss that trust fund that bought your position.
49:34Did you just hit her?
49:35What the hell is wrong with you?
49:37I'm not going to waste my time talking to garbage.
49:42Here is your hush money.
49:46Take it and get out.
49:49You know what?
49:50Here's a little extra.
49:52Use it to buy yourself some makeup and cover up that bruise.
49:54No one wants to see that.
49:57Drop it.
49:58Just go handle this when she's back.
50:01The board paid insane money for her brain.
50:03Jackson won't have the guts to touch her.
50:05Listen up, everybody.
50:07The market is a savage wilderness.
50:09It is a dog-eat-dog world.
50:11It is eat or be eaten.
50:13You need to be apex predators.
50:16Not little, fluffy, performance-faking rabbits.
50:20Those will be eaten.
50:22But the real alphas, the real rainmakers among you
50:26will be rewarded accordingly.
50:33Top of the leaderboard is...
50:37Caitlyn.
50:38Where's my superstar?
50:40That would be me.
50:42Caitlyn.
50:45Is this Kayla Twist?
50:47Are you a Kayla Twist fan?
50:48You know, she has a concert tonight.
50:49Would you want to go?
50:50God, yes.
50:51This is perfect.
50:52It's perfect.
50:53Go now before you're late.
50:54And as soon as the concert's over,
50:56clean out your desk because you're fired.
50:58What?
50:59Why?
51:00The Nikkei opens during concert hours.
51:02You know, I figured a trader wouldn't put Kayla Twist above making trades.
51:06Those numbers must be fake.
51:08And who's your boss?
51:09I need to meet the clown that runs this circus.
51:11It's Jessica.
51:13She's here.
51:22You are fired.
51:27Move your damn foot and explain what rock you crawled out from under.
51:31Who I am doesn't matter.
51:32All that matters is that you are fired.
51:34Are you certain about firing me?
51:36You think you're some unicorn employee that this place will crash and burn
51:39without your precious brain?
51:40You wouldn't say that, exactly.
51:41Jessica hasn't slept because she was busy saving us nine figures because of a bug.
51:45Yeah, and we don't have any money.
51:47Jessica hasn't slept because she was busy saving us nine figures because of a bug.
51:50Yeah, and we even made a profit.
51:52You expect me to believe that?
51:54Her name wasn't even on those reports.
51:56So take your headphones and beat it.
52:01That trash ruined my shoes.
52:03And to you defenders, finance takes timing and judgment.
52:07And sticking up for her shows that you have neither.
52:10So pack your crap and follow her out the door.
52:13Leave them alone.
52:14They have nothing to do with this.
52:15I'll go.
52:18What?
52:19Is office drama more important than making money now?
52:29Susan!
52:36Boss, she's high up in trading.
52:39Firing her out of nowhere might be problematic.
52:43Susan, Susan, Susan.
52:46Look around, finance is a men's game.
52:49Okay, as far as I'm concerned, she was just sitting there, woman in a chair, and cashing paychecks.
52:53Alright, I did us a favor.
52:54We should have squashed that bug a while ago.
53:01Dad, how's it going?
53:03I forgot to mention to you, there's this one woman exec you absolutely cannot mess with.
53:11Woman executive?
53:12Don't tell me it's...
53:17How many women executives do we have, Susan?
53:21Just two women in executive roles.
53:24These are the files.
53:26She's a talent the board paid top dollar for.
53:29A quant model.
53:30She built it from scratch.
53:32And keeping her is non-negotiable.
53:34Our marketing dominance depends on it.
53:36Jesse, Harvard PhD, star trader.
53:42Dad, are you talking about Jesse?
53:44Jesse?
53:45I didn't fire Jesse, did I?
53:46Actually, Jessica.
53:48She's our golden goose.
53:49Now you need to...
53:50Dad, you just focus on getting better.
53:52I'll make sure she stays, alright?
53:56Susan, tell Jesse to come to my office.
53:58Right away.
54:07Pete, honey.
54:09Remember our pillow talk?
54:11Trading director, one-upping Jessica.
54:16It's time you pay up, lover boy.
54:19Babe, it already took a lot of effort to get you in with those fake credentials.
54:23I know, but couldn't you be a doll and work your magic for me?
54:30We've got a new CEO.
54:32Let's lay low for a while.
54:36Keep your nose clean, will ya?
54:41Of course.
54:46Pathetic.
54:47Time to upgrade my meal ticket.
54:52Come in.
54:54Jesse.
54:56Emergency.
54:57New boss just asked Jessica.
54:58What?
54:59Wait, he fired Jessica?
55:00God, is he suicidal or just stupid?
55:02He wants you to go see him now.
55:04Am I up next on the chopping block?
55:09Okay.
55:11Okay.
55:22You needed something, Jackson?
55:24Jesse, you alright?
55:26Damn, looking good.
55:27Thanks.
55:28Word is, our quant trading model is crushing market averages.
55:33I don't say this often, but I am impressed.
55:35Wait, that's Jessica's work.
55:37How does he not know this?
55:40Absolutely.
55:41Jackson, I actually pull multiple all-nighters designing that solo.
55:48You see, I have pure talent, unlike some people who climb the corporate ladder using connections.
56:00You're referring to Jessica, right?
56:02I already fired that corporate parasite.
56:05I need your model because our fund is launching and I need it to deliver and maximize company profits.
56:10Don't worry, Jackson.
56:11With Jessica out of the way, I'll get that updated model to you in no time.
56:14That's what I like to hear.
56:15Alright, get going.
56:16Clock's ticking.
56:17I'm on it.
56:20That Jesse's everything Frank promised, sir.
56:22Smart and easy on the eyes.
56:25Hardly remarkable.
56:26Let's hire Miss J.
56:27I won't need her anymore.
56:29Miss J?
56:30Miss J is a trading prodigy I met online.
56:32She's the unrivaled queen of the securities trading market.
56:35So that's why Jesse doesn't measure up.
56:37You've already got someone else in mind.
56:39Always two steps ahead, Susan.
56:43Susan, do you see an issue here?
56:44Coffee.
56:45Always.
56:46Right here.
56:47Unbelievable.
56:51Miss J, you're the only woman who deserves to be my equal.
56:54Join TV and I'll hand you the entire company.
57:03I'm sorry.
57:06I'm sorry.
57:10I'm sorry.
57:19Boss, we have an emergency.
57:20Your wife's in serious trouble.
57:22Are you crazy?
57:23I haven't even confessed to Jessica yet.
57:25Don't go around calling her that.
57:27You told me to call her that.
57:29Eight years of this secret crush, still no action.
57:31Look, nothing bad can happen to her when I'm-
57:33Wait, hold on, you found Jessica?
57:35We got her.
57:36She's running trading at TV Securities.
57:38Well, she was until the new CEO stepped in and fired her.
57:41Fired her?
57:42She's brilliant, how could she get fired?
57:44Something's off here.
57:45Let's go get her.
57:47This is the perfect opportunity for you to step in, be the hero, confess your feelings.
57:51You idiot.
57:55You idiot.
57:56This is the perfect opportunity to bring her on my team.
58:00Seeing each other every day, I'll finally get my shot with her.
58:04Boss, snap out of it.
58:05She's in security trading.
58:07Clooney Financial doesn't even have a brokerage division.
58:10So we'll buy one.
58:25This office is all mine now.
58:29Hehe.
58:34Ugh.
58:35Broke much?
58:37Disgusting.
58:45Jessica Jackson's drinker, Mrs. J?
58:50Jackson fired Jessica.
58:52And no one knows who she really is.
58:55I can take advantage of this.
58:59Jessie, what do you think you're doing?