Fired, Framed, and Fierce Full Movie
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00:00Hey boss, we locked in the SkyEdge tech acquisition for $1.3 billion, just need your signature
00:09to close it.
00:10Boss?
00:11Boss?
00:12What?
00:13Don't tell me you're looking at pictures of your crush Jessica again.
00:19What crush?
00:20You're looking at the future Mrs. Clooney.
00:22We've been hunting for her for eight years with no luck.
00:25What if she's married already?
00:26Well yeah, she's incredible.
00:28Of course others would see that too.
00:31Not happening.
00:32Where are you going?
00:38To the racetrack.
00:39Boss!
00:40To the racetrack.
00:41You win!
00:42Yes!
00:43Boss!
01:03The trading system is down!
01:06What?
01:08The trading system is down!
01:12Did you?
01:18The system is still placing counter-trend orders, the more the market rises, the faster
01:22we're selling.
01:23All my stop losses are firing like crazy.
01:26We're down a certain moment already.
01:29The computer thinks this is normal, I can't do anything no matter what I try.
01:32If we do this for another hour, we're going to be filing for chapter 11.
01:35Don't panic, the boss is here.
01:41Stop staring and get out of the chair!
01:47Go!
01:48Come on.
01:49Yesterday's rate cut didn't make it into our baseline indicators, so the model thinks
02:14up is down and down is up.
02:17So naturally it's doing exactly the opposite of what it should.
02:27Boss, even you can't solve it?
02:31Sorry, food coma's hitting hard.
02:34Mind grabbing me a Coke?
02:38Who does she think she's fooling?
02:40What does a woman possibly know about all this?
02:43If she fixes it, I'll quit immediately.
02:44You're going to eat those words faster than Jessica's eating those chips.
02:51Here you go, boss.
03:06Relax people, I just gotta reset one more parameter and we're golden.
03:10Go home, get some sleep.
03:14And with that, we're gone.
03:16Thank you boss, you truly are the MVP.
03:19Alright, let's go folks!
03:21Come on, let her work!
03:22Let's go!
03:43Nailed it.
04:08The model's fixed?
04:09The company account?
04:10Boss is insane!
04:12Fixed the glitch, saved our butts, and made a killing in one night.
04:15Time to update that resume, Tom.
04:17Or was all that big talk just hot air?
04:19Mark, who is our boss, really?
04:22This is usual, Tom.
04:24Jessica wrote our quant trading model from scratch.
04:27Her algorithm is the reason why TB security is a titan.
04:30What on earth are we doing during work hours?
04:33And you are?
04:35Meet the chairman's son.
04:37Your new CEO.
04:40Of course, his talents have the board's complete endorsement.
04:43And last time I checked, these are prime trading hours, aren't they?
04:47Well, it's actually funny you mention that.
04:49You are fired.
04:51What?
04:53Here at TB, we do not tolerate mediocrity.
04:58Here at TB, we do not tolerate mediocrity.
05:01Only the best work here.
05:04I made it here on pure talent.
05:06You want to talk about mediocrity?
05:08Let's discuss that trust fund I bought your position from.
05:12Did you just hit her?
05:14What the hell's wrong with you?
05:16I'm not going to waste my time talking the garbage.
05:21Here is your hush money.
05:25Take it and get out.
05:27You know what?
05:29Here's a little extra.
05:31Use it to buy yourself some makeup and cover up that bruise.
05:33No one wants to see that.
05:36Drop it.
05:37Just go handle this when she's back.
05:39The board paid insane money for her brain.
05:42Jackson wouldn't have the guts to touch her.
05:44Listen up, everybody.
05:46The market is a savage wilderness.
05:48It is a dog-eat-dog world.
05:50It is eat or be eaten.
05:52You need to be apex predators.
05:55Not little, fluffy, performance-faking rabbits.
05:59Those will be eaten.
06:01But the real alphas,
06:03the real rainmakers among you
06:05will be rewarded accordingly.
06:12Top of the leaderboard is...
06:15Caitlyn.
06:17Where's my superstar?
06:19That would be me.
06:21Caitlyn.
06:23Is this Kayla Twist?
06:25Are you a Kayla Twist fan?
06:27You know, she has a concert tonight.
06:28Would you want to go?
06:29Oh, God, yes.
06:30This is perfect.
06:31It's perfect.
06:32Go now, before you're late.
06:34And as soon as the concert's over,
06:35clean out your desk, because you're fired.
06:38What? Why?
06:39The Nikkei opens during concert hours.
06:41You know, I figured a trader
06:43wouldn't put Kayla Twist above making trades.
06:46Those numbers must be fake.
06:47And who's your boss?
06:48I need to meet the clown that runs this circus.
06:51It's Jessica.
06:52She's here.
07:00You are fired.
07:05Move your damn foot
07:06and explain what rock you crawled out from under.
07:08Who I am doesn't matter.
07:09All that matters is that you are fired.
07:11Are you certain about firing me?
07:13You think you're some unicorn employee
07:14that this place will crash and burn
07:16without your precious brain?
07:17You wouldn't say that, exactly.
07:18Jessica hasn't slept
07:19because she was busy saving us nine figures
07:21because of a big deal
07:22that was supposed to happen to her.
07:24I'm sorry.
07:25I'm sorry.
07:26I'm sorry.
07:27Jessica was busy saving us nine figures
07:29because of a bug.
07:30Yeah, and we even made a profit.
07:32You expect me to believe that?
07:33Her name wasn't even on those reports.
07:35So take your headphones and beat it.
07:40That trash ruined my shoes.
07:42And to you defenders,
07:44finance takes timing and judgment.
07:47And sticking up for her
07:48shows that you have neither.
07:50So pack your crap and follow her out the door.
07:52Leave them alone.
07:53They have nothing to do with this.
07:55I'll go.
07:57What?
07:58Is office drama more important
07:59than making money now?
08:08Susan.
08:15Boss,
08:16she's high up in trading.
08:18Firing her out of nowhere
08:19might be problematic.
08:22Susan, Susan, Susan.
08:25Look around.
08:26Finance is a men's game.
08:28Okay, as far as I'm concerned,
08:29she was just sitting there
08:30warming her chair
08:31and cashing paychecks.
08:32Alright, I did us a favor.
08:33We should have squashed that bug a while ago.
08:40Dad, how's it going?
08:42I forgot to mention to you
08:44there's this one woman exec
08:46you absolutely cannot mess with.
08:50Woman executive?
08:51Don't tell me it's...
08:54How many women executives do we have, Susan?
08:58Just two women in executive roles.
09:01These are the files.
09:03She's a talent the board paid top dollar for.
09:06A quant model.
09:07She built it from scratch.
09:09And keeping her is non-negotiable.
09:12Our marketing dominance depends on it.
09:14Jesse, Harvard PhD, star trader.
09:18Dad, are you talking about Jesse?
09:21Are you talking about Jesse?
09:23Jesse.
09:24I didn't fire Jesse, did I?
09:25Actually, Jessica.
09:27She's our golden goose.
09:28Now you need to...
09:29Dad, you just focus on getting better.
09:31I'll make sure she stays, alright?
09:35Susan, tell Jesse to come to my office.
09:37Right away.
09:46Pete, honey.
09:48Remember our pillow talk?
09:50Trading director, one-upping Jessica.
09:55It's time you pay up, lover boy.
09:57Babe, it already took a lot of effort
09:59to get you in with those fake credentials.
10:02I know, but couldn't you be a doll
10:05and work your magic for me?
10:09We've got a new CEO.
10:11Let's lay low for a while.
10:15Keep your nose clean, will ya?
10:20Of course.
10:21Alright.
10:28Pathetic.
10:29Time to upgrade my meal ticket.
10:34Come in.
10:36Jesse.
10:38Emergency.
10:39New boss just asked Jessica.
10:40What?
10:41Wait, he fired Jessica?
10:42God, is he suicidal or just stupid?
10:44He wants you to go see him now.
10:46Am I up next on the chopping block?
10:51Okay.
11:01You needed something, Jackson?
11:03Jesse, you alright?
11:04Damn, looking good.
11:06Thanks.
11:07Word is, our quant trading model
11:09is crushing market averages.
11:11I don't say this often, but I am impressed.
11:14Wait, that's Jessica's work.
11:16How does he not know this?
11:18Absolutely.
11:20Jackson, I actually pull multiple all-nighters
11:24designing that solo.
11:26You see, I have pure talent,
11:30unlike some people who climb the corporate ladder
11:33using connections.
11:38You're referring to Jessica, right?
11:40I already fired that corporate parasite.
11:43I need your model,
11:45because our fund is launching
11:46and I need it to deliver and maximize company profits.
11:48Don't worry, Jackson.
11:50With Jessica out of the way,
11:51I'll get that updated model to you in no time.
11:53That's what I like to hear.
11:54Alright, get going, clock's ticking.
11:55I'm on it.
11:58That Jesse's everything Frank promised, sir.
12:01Smart and easy on the eyes.
12:03Hardly remarkable.
12:04Want to hire Miss J?
12:05I won't need her anymore.
12:07Miss J?
12:08Miss J is a trading prodigy I met online.
12:10She's the unrivaled queen of the securities trading market.
12:13So that's why Jesse doesn't measure up.
12:15You've already got someone else in mind.
12:17Always two steps ahead, Susan.
12:21Susan, do you see an issue here?
12:22Coffee, always, right here.
12:24Unbelievable.
12:28Miss J, you're the only woman who deserves to be my equal.
12:31Join TV and I'll hand you the entire company.
12:44You're the only woman who deserves to be my equal.
12:49You're the only woman who deserves to be my equal.
12:58Boss, we have an emergency.
12:59Your wife's in serious trouble.
13:01Are you crazy?
13:02I haven't even confessed to Jessica yet.
13:04Ah, don't go around calling her that.
13:06You told me to call her that.
13:08Eight years of this secret crush, still no action.
13:10Look, nothing bad can happen to her when I'm...
13:12Wait, hold on, you found Jessica?
13:14We got her.
13:15She's running trading at TV Securities.
13:17Well, she was until the new CEO stepped in and fired her.
13:19Fired her?
13:20She's brilliant, how could she get fired?
13:23Something's off here.
13:24Let's go get her.
13:25This is the perfect opportunity for you to step in, be the hero, confess your feelings.
13:30You idiot.
13:34You idiot.
13:35This is the perfect opportunity to bring her on my team.
13:39Seeing each other every day, I'll finally get my shot with her.
13:43Boss, snap out of it.
13:44She's in security trading.
13:46Clooney Financial doesn't even have a brokerage division.
13:49So we'll buy one.
14:04This office is all mine now.
14:09Wow.
14:12Ugh.
14:13Broke much?
14:15Disgusting.
14:23Jessica's Jackson's dream girl, Mrs. J?
14:28Jackson fired Jessica.
14:30And no one knows who she really is.
14:33I can take advantage of this.
14:39Jesse, what do you think you're doing?
14:50Hey boss, we locked in the SkyEdge tech acquisition for $1.3 billion.
14:53Just need your signature to close it.
14:57Boss.
14:58Boss!
14:59What?
15:00Don't tell me you're looking at pictures of your crush Jessica again.
15:03What crush?
15:04You're looking at the future.
15:06Oh my gosh.
15:07You're looking at the future Mrs. Clooney.
15:09We've been hunting for her for eight years with no luck.
15:12What if she's married already?
15:13Well, yeah.
15:14She's incredible.
15:15Of course others would see that too.
15:18Not happening.
15:23Where are you going?
15:25To the racetrack.
15:26Boss.
15:29To the racetrack.
15:37You win.
15:38Yes.
15:44Boss.
15:45The trading system is down.
15:51What?
15:52The trading system is down.
15:54We need you.
16:01The system is down.
16:02We need you.
16:04The system is still placing counter-trend orders.
16:06The more the market rises, the faster we're selling.
16:09All my soft boxes are firing like crazy.
16:12We're down at a certain moment already.
16:14The computer thinks this is normal.
16:16I can't do anything no matter what I try.
16:18If we do this for another hour, we're going to be filing for Chapter 11.
16:21Don't panic.
16:22The boss is here.
16:23Don't panic.
16:24The boss is here.
16:32Stop staring and get out of the chair.
16:34Go.
16:54Yesterday's rate cut didn't make it into our baseline indicators.
16:57So the model thinks up is down and down is up.
17:01So naturally, it's doing exactly the opposite of what it should.
17:13Boss, even you can't solve it?
17:16Sorry.
17:17Food coma's hitting hard.
17:19Mind grabbing me a Coke?
17:21Mind grabbing me a Coke?
17:25Who does she think she's fooling?
17:27What does a woman possibly know about all this?
17:29If she fixes it, I'll quit immediately.
17:31You're going to eat those words faster than Jessica's eating those chips.
17:38Here you go, boss.
17:52Relax, people.
17:53I just got to reset one more parameter and we're golden.
17:57Go home.
17:58Get some sleep.
18:00And with that, we're gone.
18:03Thank you, boss.
18:04You truly are the MVP.
18:06All right.
18:07Let's go, folks.
18:08Come on.
18:09Let her work.
18:10Let's go.
18:21You.
18:27You.
18:36Nailed it.
18:52The model's fixed?
18:54The company account.
18:55Boss is insane.
18:57Fixed the glitch, saved our butts, and made a kill again one night.
19:00Time to update that resume, Tom.
19:02Or was all that big talk just hot air?
19:04Mark, who is our boss, really?
19:07This is usual, Tom.
19:09Jessica wrote our quant trading model from scratch.
19:12Her algorithm is the reason why TB security is a titan.
19:15What on earth are we doing during work hours?
19:18And you are?
19:19Meet the chairman's son.
19:21Your new CEO.
19:23Of course, his talents have the board's complete endorsement.
19:27And last time I checked, these are prime trading hours, aren't they?
19:31Well, it's actually funny you mention that.
19:33You are fired.
19:34What?
19:37Here at TB, we do not tolerate mediocrity.
19:42Here at TB, we do not tolerate mediocrity.
19:45Here at TB, we do not tolerate mediocrity.
19:48Only the best work here.
19:51We made it here on pure talent.
19:53You want to talk about mediocrity?
19:55Let's discuss that trust fund that bought your position.
20:00Did you just hit her?
20:01What the hell's wrong with you?
20:03I'm not going to waste my time talking the garbage.
20:08Here is your hush money.
20:12Take it and get out.
20:15You know what?
20:16Here's a little extra.
20:18Use it to buy yourself some makeup and cover up that bruise.
20:20No one wants to see that.
20:22Drop it.
20:23Does school handle this when she's back?
20:26The board paid insane money for her brain.
20:29Jackson won't have the guts to touch her.
20:31Listen up, everybody.
20:32The market is a savage wilderness.
20:35It is a dog-eat-dog world.
20:36It is eat or be eaten.
20:39You need to be apex predators.
20:42Not little, fluffy, performance-faking rabbits.
20:46Those will be eaten.
20:48But the real alphas, the real rainmakers among you,
20:52will be rewarded accordingly.
20:59Top of the leaderboard is...
21:03Caitlin.
21:04Where's my superstar?
21:06That would be me.
21:08Caitlin.
21:10Is this Kayla Twist?
21:12Are you a Kayla Twist fan?
21:14She has a concert tonight.
21:15Would you want to go?
21:16God, yes.
21:17This is perfect.
21:18It's perfect.
21:19Go now before you're late.
21:20And as soon as the concert's over,
21:22clean out your desk because you're fired.
21:24What?
21:25Why?
21:26The Nikkei opens during concert hours.
21:28I figured a trader wouldn't put Kayla Twist above making trades.
21:32Those numbers must be fake.
21:34Who's your boss?
21:35I need to meet the clown that runs this circus.
21:37It's Jessica.
21:38She's here.
21:54You are fired.
21:58Move your damn foot and explain what rock you crawled out from under.
22:02Who I am doesn't matter.
22:03All that matters is that you are fired.
22:05Are you certain about firing me?
22:07You think you're some unicorn employee that this place will crash and burn without your precious brain?
22:11You wouldn't say that, exactly.
22:12Jessica hasn't slept because she was busy saving us nine figures because of a bug.
22:16Yeah, and we even made a profit.
22:18You expect me to believe that?
22:20Her name wasn't even on those reports.
22:22So take your headphones and beat it.
22:26Can't trash ruin my shoes.
22:28And to you defenders,
22:30finance takes timing and judgment,
22:33and sticking up for her shows that you have neither.
22:36So pack your crap and follow her out the door.
22:38Leave them alone.
22:39They have nothing to do with this.
22:41I'll go.
22:44What?
22:45Is office drama more important than making money now?
22:55Susan!
23:02Boss,
23:03she's high up in trading.
23:05Firing her out of nowhere might be...
23:08problematic.
23:09Susan, Susan, Susan.
23:12Look around, finance is a men's game.
23:14Okay, as far as I'm concerned,
23:16she was just sitting there warming a chair and cashing paychecks.
23:19Alright, I did us a favor.
23:20We should have squashed that bug a while ago.
23:27Dad, how's it going?
23:29I forgot to mention to you,
23:31there's this one woman exec.
23:33Exec?
23:34You absolutely cannot mess with.
23:37Woman executive?
23:38Don't tell me it's...
23:42I don't need woman executives.
23:43Do we have Susan?
23:46Just two women in executive roles.
23:49These are the files.
23:52She's a talent the board paid top dollar for.
23:54A quant model.
23:55She built it from scratch.
23:57And keeping her is non-negotiable.
24:00Our marketing dominance depends on it.
24:02Jessie.
24:03Harvard PhD.
24:04Star trader.
24:07Dad, are you talking about Jessie?
24:09Yes, Jessie.
24:10I didn't fire Jessie, did I?
24:12Actually, Jessica.
24:14She's our golden goose.
24:15Now you need to...
24:16Dad, you just focus on getting better.
24:18I'll make sure she stays, alright?
24:22Susan, tell Jessie to come to my office.
24:24Right away.
24:33Pete, honey.
24:34Remember our pillow talk?
24:36Trading director.
24:38One-upping Jessica.
24:42It's time you pay up, lover boy.
24:44Babe, it already took a lot of effort
24:46to get you in with those fake credentials.
24:49I know, but couldn't you be a doll
24:52and work your magic for me?
24:55We've got a new CEO.
24:57Let's lay low for a while.
25:01Keep your nose clean, will ya?
25:06Of course.
25:14Pathetic.
25:15Time to upgrade my meal ticket.
25:20Come in.
25:22Jessie.
25:24Emergency.
25:25New boss just asked Jessica.
25:26What?
25:27Wait, he fired Jessica?
25:29God, is he suicidal or just stupid?
25:31He wants you to go see him now.
25:33Am I up next on the chopping block?
25:38Okay.
25:49You needed something, Jackson?
25:50Jessie, right?
25:51Damn, looking good.
25:53Thanks.
25:54Word is, our quant trading model
25:56is crushing market averages.
25:58I don't say this often, but I am impressed.
26:00Wait, that's Jessica's work.
26:02How does he not know this?
26:05Absolutely.
26:06Jackson, I actually pull multiple all-nighters
26:11designing that solo.
26:12You see, I have pure talent,
26:16unlike some people who climb the corporate ladder
26:20using connections.
26:25You're referring to Jessica, right?
26:28I already fired that corporate parasite.
26:30I need your model,
26:32because our fund is launching
26:33and I need it to deliver and maximize company profits.
26:36Don't worry, Jackson.
26:37With Jessica out of the way,
26:38I'll get that updated model to you in no time.
26:40That's what I like to hear.
26:41Alright, get going, clock's ticking.
26:43I'm on it.
26:46That Jessie's everything Frank promised, sir.
26:48Smart and easy on the eyes.
26:50Hardly remarkable.
26:52Let's hire Miss J.
26:53I won't need her anymore.
26:54Miss J?
26:55Miss J is a trading prodigy I met online.
26:57She's the unrivaled queen of the securities trading market.
27:00So that's why Jessie doesn't measure up.
27:03You've already got someone else in mind.
27:05Always two steps ahead, Susan.
27:09Susan, do you see an issue here?
27:10Coffee, always, right here.
27:12Unbelievable.
27:16Miss J, you're the only woman who deserves to be my equal.
27:19Join TV and I'll hand you the entire company.
27:45Boss, we have an emergency.
27:46Your wife's in serious trouble.
27:48Are you crazy?
27:49I haven't even confessed to Jessica yet.
27:51Don't go around calling her that.
27:53You told me to call her that.
27:54Eight years of this secret crush, still no action.
27:57Look, nothing bad can happen to her when I'm...
27:59Wait, hold on. You found Jessica?
28:01We got her.
28:02She's running trading at TV Securities.
28:04Well, she was until the new CEO stepped in and fired her.
28:06Fired her?
28:07She's brilliant. How could she get fired?
28:10Something's off here.
28:11Let's go get her.
28:12This is the perfect opportunity for you to step in, be the hero, confess your feelings.
28:17You idiot.
28:20You idiot.
28:22This is the perfect opportunity to bring her on my team.
28:26Seeing each other every day, I'll finally get my shot with her.
28:30Boss, snap out of it.
28:31She's in security trading.
28:33Clooney Financial doesn't even have a brokerage division.
28:36So we'll buy one.
28:38This office is all mine now.
28:46Wow.
28:48Ugh. Broke much?
28:50Disgusting.
28:54Ugh.
28:56Ugh.
28:58Ugh.
29:00Ugh.
29:01Ugh.
29:02Ugh.
29:03Ugh.
29:04Ugh.
29:05Ugh.
29:06Ugh.
29:11Jessica Jackson's dream girl, Mrs. J?
29:16But Jackson fired Jessica.
29:19And no one knows who she really is.
29:22I can take advantage of this.
29:29Jesse.
29:30What do you think you're doing?
29:37Hey boss, we locked in the SkyEdge tech acquisition for $1.3 billion.
29:41Just need your signature to close it.
29:45Boss.
29:46Boss!
29:47What?
29:48Don't tell me you're looking at pictures of your crush Jessica again.
29:51What crush?
29:52You're looking at the future Mrs. Clooney.
29:54We've been hunting for her for eight years with no luck.
29:57What if she's married already?
29:59Well, yeah.
30:00She's incredible.
30:01Of course others would see that too.
30:03Not happening.
30:05Not happening.
30:11Where are you going?
30:12To the racetrack.
30:13Boss.
30:16To the racetrack.
30:29You win.
30:30Yes!
30:35Boss.
30:36The trading system is down.
30:41What?
30:42The trading system is down.
30:45We need you.
30:52The system is still placing counter-trend orders.
30:54The more the market rises, the faster we're selling.
30:57All my stop losses are firing like crazy.
31:00We're down at a certain moment already.
31:02The computer thinks this is normal.
31:04I can't do anything no matter what I try.
31:06If we do this for another hour, we're going to be filing for Chapter 11.
31:10Don't panic.
31:11The boss is here.
31:20Stop staring and get out of the chair.
31:21Go.
31:22Come on.
31:33Yesterday's rate cut didn't make it into our baseline indicators.
31:37So the model thinks up is down and down is up.
31:41So naturally it's doing exactly the opposite of what it should.
31:45Don't worry.
31:47We won't make it into our baseline indicators.
31:50So the model thinks up is down and down is up.
31:54So naturally it's doing exactly the opposite of what it should.
32:06Boss?
32:07Even you can't solve it?
32:09Sorry.
32:10Food coma is hitting hard.
32:12Mind grabbing me a coke?
32:15How does a woman possibly know about all this?
32:17If she fixes it, I'll quit immediately.
32:19You're gonna eat those words faster than Jessica's eating those chips.
32:25Here you go, boss.
32:40Relax, people. I just gotta reset one more parameter and we're golden.
32:44Go home, get some sleep.
32:48And with that, we're gone.
32:50Thank you, boss. You truly are the MVP.
32:53Alright, let's go, folks. Come on, let her work. Let's go!
33:13You...
33:22Nailed it.
33:25Oh...
33:42The model's fixed?
33:44The company account.
33:45Hoss is insane! Fixed the glitch, saved our butts, and made a killing in one night.
33:50Time to update that resume, Tom.
33:52Or was all that big talk just hot air?
33:54Mark, who is our boss, really?
33:56This is usual, Tom. Jessica wrote our quant trading model from scratch.
34:01Her algorithm is the reason why TB Security is a titan...
34:04What on earth are we doing during work hours?
34:09And you are...?
34:10Meet the chairman's son, your new CEO.
34:14Of course, his talents have the board's complete endorsement.
34:18And last time I checked, these are prime trading hours, aren't they?
34:21Well, it's actually funny you mention that, but...
34:23You are fired.
34:25What?
34:27Here at TB, we do not tolerate mediocrity.
34:32Here at TB, we do not tolerate mediocrity.
34:35Only the best work here.
34:38You made it here on pure talent. You want to talk about mediocrity?
34:42Let's discuss that trust fund that bought your position.
34:47Did you just hit her? What the hell's wrong with you?
34:50I'm not going to waste my time talking the garbage.
34:55Here is your hush money.
34:59Take it and get out.
35:02You know what? Here's a little extra.
35:05Use it to buy yourself some makeup and cover up that bruise. No one wants to see that.
35:10Drop it. Jessica will handle this when she's back.
35:13The board paid insane money for her brain.
35:16Jackson won't have the guts to touch her.
35:18Listen up, everybody.
35:20The market is a savage wilderness.
35:22It is a dog-eat-dog world.
35:24It is eat or be eaten.
35:26You need to be apex predators,
35:29not little, fluffy, performance-faking rabbits.
35:33Those will be eaten.
35:35But the real alphas,
35:37the real rainmakers among you,
35:39will be rewarded accordingly.
35:43Top of the leaderboard is...
35:47Caitlin.
35:49Where's my superstar?
35:51That would be me.
35:53Caitlin.
35:55Is this Kayla Twist?
35:57Are you a Kayla Twist fan?
35:59You know, she has a concert tonight. Would you want to go?
36:01God, yes.
36:03This is perfect. It's perfect.
36:05Go now before you're late.
36:07And as soon as the concert's over,
36:09clean out your desk because you're fired.
36:11What? Why?
36:13The Nikkei opens during concert hours.
36:15You know, I figured a trader wouldn't put Kayla Twist above making trades.
36:19Those numbers must be fake.
36:21And who's your boss? I need to meet the clown that runs this circus.
36:24It's Jessica. She's here.
36:42You are fired.
36:46Move your damn foot and explain what rock you crawled out from under.
36:49Who I am doesn't matter. All that matters is that you are fired.
36:53Are you certain about firing me?
36:55You think you're some unicorn employee that this place will crash and burn without your precious brain?
36:58You wouldn't say that, exactly.
37:00Jessica hasn't slept because she was busy saving us nine figures because of a bug.
37:03Yeah, and we even made a profit.
37:05You expect me to believe that?
37:07Her name wasn't even on those reports.
37:09So take your headphones and beat it.
37:14Can't trash ruin my shoes.
37:16And to you defenders, finance takes timing and judgment.
37:20And sticking up for her shows that you have neither.
37:23So pack your crap and follow her out the door.
37:26Leave them alone. They have nothing to do with this.
37:28I'll go.
37:32What? Is office drama more important than making money now?
37:41Susan!
37:48Boss, she's high up in trading.
37:51Firing her out of nowhere might be problematic.
37:55Susan, Susan, Susan.
37:58Look around. Finance is a men's game.
38:02Okay, as far as I'm concerned, she was just sitting there woman-to-chair and cashing paychecks.
38:06I did us a favor. We should have squashed that bug a while ago.
38:14Dad, how's it going?
38:16I forgot to mention to you there's this one woman exec you absolutely cannot mess with.
38:24Woman executive? Don't tell me it's...
38:28How many women executives do we have, Susan?
38:33Just two women in executive roles. These are the files.
38:38She's a talent the board paid top dollar for. A quant model.
38:42She built it from scratch.
38:44And keeping her is non-negotiable. Our marketing dominance depends on it.
38:49Jessie, Harvard PhD, Star Trader.
38:54Dad, are you talking about Jessie?
38:56Jessie?
38:57I didn't fire Jessie, did I?
38:59Actually, Jessica. She's our golden goose.
39:02Dad, you just focus on getting better. I'll make sure she stays, alright?
39:09Susan, tell Jessie to come to my office.
39:11Right away.
39:12Hi.
39:21Pete, honey. Remember our pillow talk?
39:24Trading director, one-upping Jessica.
39:30It's time you pay up, lover boy.
39:32Babe, it already took a lot of effort to get you in with those fake credentials.
39:37But couldn't you be a doll and work your magic for me?
39:43We've got a new CEO. Let's lay low for a while.
39:49Keep your nose clean, will ya?
39:54Of course.
40:02Pathetic. Time to upgrade my meal ticket.
40:08Come in.
40:10Jessie. Emergency. New boss just axed Jessica.
40:14What? Wait, he fired Jessica?
40:16God, is he suicidal or just stupid?
40:18He wants you to go see him now.
40:20Am I up next on the chopping block?
40:25Okay.
40:27God.
40:35You needed something, Jackson?
40:37Jessie, right? Damn, looking good.
40:40Thanks.
40:41Word is, our quant trading model is crushing market averages.
40:45I don't say this often, but I am impressed.
40:48Wait, that's Jessica's work. How does he not know this?
40:51Absolutely. Jackson, I actually pulled multiple all-nighters designing that solo.
40:59You see, I have pure talent.
41:03Unlike some people who climb the corporate ladder using connections.
41:11You're referring to Jessica, right?
41:13I already fired that corporate parasite.
41:16I need your model because our fund is launching and I need it to deliver and maximize company profits.
41:21Don't worry, Jackson. With Jessica out of the way, I'll get that updated model to you in no time.
41:25That's what I like to hear. Alright, get going. Clock's ticking.
41:28I'm on it.
41:31That Jessie's everything Frank promised, sir. Smart and easy on the eyes.
41:36Hardly remarkable. Let's hire Miss J. I won't need her anymore.
41:40Miss J?
41:41Miss J is a trading prodigy I met online.
41:43She's the unrivaled queen of the securities trading market.
41:46So that's why Jessie doesn't measure up. You've already got someone else in mind.
41:50Always two steps ahead, Susan.
41:54Susan, do you see an issue here? Coffee. Always. Right here.
41:58Unbelievable.
42:02Miss J, you're the only woman who deserves to be my equal.
42:05Join TV and I'll hand you the entire company.
42:08I'll hand you the entire company.
42:32Boss, we have an emergency. Your wife's in serious trouble.
42:35Are you crazy? I haven't even confessed to Jessica yet.
42:38Don't go around calling her that.
42:40You told me to call her that. Eight years of this secret crush, still no action.
42:44Look, nothing bad can happen to her when I'm-
42:46Wait, hold on. You found Jessica?
42:48We got her. She's running trading at TV Securities.
42:51Well, she was until the new CEO stepped in and fired her.
42:54Fired her? She's brilliant. How could she get fired?
42:57Something's off here.
42:58Let's go get her. This is the perfect opportunity for you to step in, be the hero, confess your feelings.
43:04You idiot.
43:08You idiot. This is the perfect opportunity to bring her on my team.
43:13Seeing each other every day, I'll finally get my shot with her.
43:17Boss, snap out of it. She's in security trading.
43:20Clooney Financial doesn't even have a brokerage division.
43:23So we'll buy one.
43:35This office is all mine now.
43:45Broke much?
43:47Disgusting.
43:56Jessica's Jackson's dream girl, Mrs. J?
43:58Jessica's Jackson's dream girl, Mrs. J?
44:03Jackson fired Jessica.
44:05And no one knows who she really is.
44:08I can take advantage of this.
44:16Jesse, what do you think you're doing?
44:19Hey boss, we locked in the SkyEdge tech acquisition for $1.3 billion. Just need your signature to close it.
44:25Boss.
44:27Boss.
44:28What?
44:29Don't tell me you're looking at pictures of your crush Jessica again.
44:32What crush? You're looking at the future Mrs. Clooney.
44:36We've been hunting for her for eight years with no luck. What if she's married already?
44:40Well, yes, she is.
44:42Not happening.
44:48Where are you going?
44:49To the racetrack.
44:50Boss.
44:52To the racetrack.
44:54Boss.
44:57Boss.
44:59Where are you going?
45:00To the racetrack.
45:01To the racetrack.
45:02To the racetrack.
45:03Boss.
45:09To the racetrack.
45:19You win.
45:20Yes.
45:23Boss, the trading system is down.
45:29What?
45:30The trading system is down. We need you.
45:40The system is still placing counter-trend orders.
45:42The more the market rises, the faster we're selling.
45:45All my stop losses are firing like crazy.
45:48We're down a certain moment already.
45:50The computer thinks this is normal.
45:52I can't do anything no matter what I try.
45:53If we do this for another hour, we're going to be filing for Chapter 11.
45:57Don't panic. The boss is here.
46:07Stop staring and get out of the chair.
46:08Go.
46:22Yesterday's rate cut didn't make it into our baseline indicators.
46:33So the model thinks up is down and down is up.
46:38So naturally it's doing exactly the opposite of what it should.
46:49Boss, even you can't solve it?
46:52Sorry. Food coma's hitting hard. Mind grabbing me a Coke?
47:00Who does she think she's fooling?
47:01What does a woman possibly know about all this?
47:04If she fixes it, I'll quit immediately.
47:05You're going to eat those words faster than Jessica's eating those chips.
47:12Here you go, boss.
47:23Relax, people. I just got to reset one more parameter and we're golden.
47:27Go home. Get some sleep.
47:30And with that, we're gone.
47:33Thank you, boss. You truly are the MVP.
47:36All right. Let's go, folks. Come on. Let her work. Let's go.
47:52You.
48:01You.
48:10Nailed it.
48:22The model's fixed?
48:23The company account.
48:24Boss is insane. Fixed the glitch, saved our butts, and made a killing in one night.
48:29Time to update that resume, Tom. Or was all that big talk just hot air?
48:33Mark, who is our boss, really?
48:36Clueless as usual, Tom. Jessica wrote our quant trading model from scratch.
48:41Her algorithm is the reason why TB security is a titan.
48:44What on earth are you talking about?
48:46Jessica wrote our quant trading model from scratch.
48:48Her algorithm is the reason why TB security is a titan.
48:51What on earth are we doing during work hours?
48:56And you are?
48:57Meet the chairman's son. Your new CEO.
49:01Of course, his talents have the board's complete endorsement.
49:05And last time I checked, these are prime trading hours, aren't they?
49:09Well, it's actually funny you mention that.
49:10You are fired.
49:12What?
49:14Here at TB, we do not tolerate mediocrity.
49:19Here at TB, we do not tolerate mediocrity.
49:22Only the best work here.
49:26You made it here on pure talent. You want to talk about mediocrity?
49:29Let's discuss that trust fund that bought your position.
49:34Did you just hit her? What the hell's wrong with you?
49:37I'm not going to waste my time talking the garbage.
49:41Here is your hush money.
49:45Take it and get out.
49:47You know what?
49:49Here's a little extra.
49:51Use it to buy yourself some makeup and cover up that bruise.
49:53No one wants to see that.
49:55Drop it. Does school handle this when she's back?
49:59The board paid insane money for her brain.
50:01Jackson won't have the guts to touch her.
50:03Listen up, everybody.
50:05The market is a savage wilderness.
50:07The market is a savage wilderness.
50:09It is a dog-eat-dog world.
50:11It is eat or be eaten.
50:13You need to be apex predators.
50:16Not little, fluffy, performance-faking rabbits.
50:20Those will be eaten.
50:22But the real alphas,
50:24the real rainmakers among you,
50:27will be rewarded accordingly.
50:30Top of the leaderboard is...
50:34Caitlin.
50:36Where's my superstar?
50:38That would be me.
50:40Caitlin.
50:42Is this Kayla Twist?
50:44Are you a Kayla Twist fan?
50:46You know, she has a concert tonight. Would you want to go?
50:48God, yes.
50:50This is perfect. It's perfect.
50:52Go now before you're late.
50:54And as soon as the concert's over,
50:56clean out your desk because you're fired.
50:58What? Why?
51:00The Nikkei opens during concert hours.
51:02You know, I figured a trader wouldn't put Kayla Twist above making trades.
51:06Those numbers must be fake.
51:08And who's your boss? I need to meet the clown that runs this circus.
51:11It's Jessica. She's here.
51:29You are fired.
51:33Move your damn foot and explain what rock you crawled out from under.
51:37Who I am doesn't matter. All that matters is that you are fired.
51:40Are you certain about firing me?
51:42You think you're some unicorn employee that this place will crash and burn without your precious brain?
51:45You wouldn't say that, exactly.
51:47Jessica hasn't slept because she was busy saving us nine figures because of a bug.
51:51Yeah, and we even made a profit.
51:53You expect me to believe that? Her name wasn't even on those reports.
51:56So take your headphones and beat it.
52:01Can't trash ruin my shoes.
52:03And to you defenders, finance takes timing and judgment.
52:07And sticking up for her shows that you have neither.
52:10So pack your crap and follow her out the door.
52:13Leave them alone. They have nothing to do with this.
52:15I'll go.
52:19What? Is office drama more important than making money now?
52:28Susan!
52:35Boss, she's high up in trading.
52:38Firing her out of nowhere might be problematic.
52:42Susan, Susan, Susan.
52:45Look around. Finance is a men's game.
52:49Okay, as far as I'm concerned, she was just sitting there, woman in a chair, and cashing paychecks.
52:53Alright, I did us a favor. We should have squashed that bug a while ago.
53:01Dad, how's it going?
53:03I forgot to mention to you, there's this one woman exec you absolutely cannot mess with.
53:11Woman executive? Don't tell me it's...
53:15How many women executives do we have, Susan?
53:20Just two women in executive roles. These are the files.
53:25She's a talent the board paid top dollar for. A quant model.
53:29She built it from scratch.
53:31And keeping her is non-negotiable. Our marketing dominance depends on it.
53:35Jessie, Harvard PhD, Star Trader.
53:40Dad, are you talking about Jessie?
53:43Jessie?
53:44I didn't fire Jessie, did I?
53:46Actually, Jessica. She's our golden goose.
53:49Dad, you just focus on getting better. I'll make sure she stays, alright?
53:56Susan, tell Jessie to come to my office.
53:58Right away.
53:59Sure.
54:08Pete, honey. Remember our pillow talk?
54:11Trading director, one-upping Jessica.
54:17It's time you pay up, lover boy.
54:19Babe, it already took a lot of effort to get you in with those fake credentials.
54:24But couldn't you be a doll and work your magic for me?
54:30We've got a new CEO. Let's lay low for a while.
54:36Keep your nose clean, will ya?
54:41Of course.
54:49Pathetic. Time to upgrade my meal ticket.
54:55Come in.
54:57Jessie. Emergency. New boss just axed Jessica.
55:01What? Wait, he fired Jessica?
55:03God, is he suicidal or just stupid?
55:05He wants you to go see him now.
55:07Am I up next on the chopping block?
55:10Okay.
55:22You needed something, Jackson?
55:24Jessie, you alright? Damn, looking good.
55:27Thanks.
55:28Word is, our quant trading model is crushing market averages.
55:32I don't say this often, but I am impressed.
55:35Wait, that's Jessica's work. How does he not know this?
55:39Absolutely! Jackson, I actually pulled multiple all-nighters designing that solo.
55:47You see, I have pure talent.
55:51Unlike some people who climb the corporate ladder using connections.
55:59You're referring to Jessica, right?
56:01I already fired that corporate parasite.
56:05I need your model, because our fund is launching, and I need it to deliver and maximize company profits.
56:10Don't worry, Jackson. With Jessica out of the way, I'll get that updated model to you in no time.
56:14That's what I like to hear. Alright, get going, clock's ticking.
56:17I'm on it.
56:20That Jessie's everything Frank promised, sir. Smart and easy on the eyes.
56:25Hardly remarkable. Let's hire Miss J. I won't need her anymore.
56:29Miss J?
56:30Miss J is a trading prodigy I met online.
56:32She's the unrivaled queen of the securities trading market.
56:35So that's why Jessie doesn't measure up. You've already got someone else in mind.
56:39Always two steps ahead, Susan.
56:43Susan, do you see an issue here? Coffee. Always. Right here.
56:47Unbelievable.
56:51Miss J, you're the only woman who deserves to be my equal.
56:54Join TV and I'll hand you the entire company.
57:02I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
57:06I'm sorry.
57:10I'm sorry.
57:19Boss, we have an emergency. Your wife's in serious trouble.
57:22Are you crazy? I haven't even confessed to Jessica yet.
57:25Don't go around calling her that.
57:27You told me to call her that. Eight years of this secret crush, still no action.
57:31Look, nothing bad can happen to her when I'm-
57:33Wait, hold on. You found Jessica?
57:35We got her. She's running trading at TV Securities.
57:38Well, she was until the new CEO stepped in and fired her.
57:41Fired her? She's brilliant. How could she get fired?
57:44Something's off here.
57:45Let's go get her. This is the perfect opportunity for you to step in, be the hero, confess your feelings.
57:51You idiot.
57:55You idiot. This is the perfect opportunity to bring her on my team.
58:00Seeing each other every day, I'll finally get my shot with her.
58:04Boss, snap out of it. She's in security trading.
58:07Clooney Financial doesn't even have a brokerage division.
58:10So we'll buy one.
58:25This office is all mine now.
58:29Hehe.
58:34Ugh. Broke much? Disgusting.
58:45Jessica Jackson's drinker? Mrs. J?
58:50Jackson fired Jessica.
58:53And no one knows who she really is.
58:56I can take advantage of this.
58:59Jessie, what do you think you're doing?