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00:00Hey boss, we locked in the SkyEdge tech acquisition for $1.3 billion, just need your signature
00:09to close it.
00:10Boss?
00:11Boss?
00:12What?
00:13Don't tell me you're looking at pictures of your crush Jessica again.
00:19What crush?
00:20You're looking at the future Mrs. Clooney.
00:22We've been hunting for her for eight years with no luck.
00:25What if she's married already?
00:26Well yeah, she's incredible.
00:28Of course others would see that too.
00:31Not happening.
00:32Where are you going?
00:38To the racetrack.
00:39Boss!
00:40To the racetrack.
00:41You win!
00:42Yes!
00:43Boss!
01:03The trading system is down!
01:05What?
01:08The trading system is down!
01:12Did you?
01:18The system is still placing counter-trend orders.
01:20The more the market rises, the faster we're selling.
01:23All my stop losses are firing like crazy.
01:26We're down a certain moment already.
01:29The computer thinks this is normal.
01:30I can't do anything no matter what I try.
01:32If we do this for another hour, we're going to be filing for Chapter 11.
01:35Don't panic.
01:36The boss is here.
01:37Boss is here!
01:46Stop staring and get out of the chair.
01:47Go!
01:48Go!
01:49Yesterday's rate cut didn't make it into our baseline indicators.
02:13So the model thinks up is down and down is up.
02:17So naturally, it's doing exactly the opposite of what it should.
02:28Boss?
02:29Even you can't solve it?
02:31Sorry.
02:32Food coma's hitting hard.
02:35Mind grabbing me a Coke?
02:39Who does she think she's fooling?
02:40What does a woman possibly know about all this?
02:43If she fixes it, I'll quit immediately.
02:44You're going to eat those words faster than Jessica's eating those chips.
02:51Here you go, boss.
03:06Relax, people.
03:07I just got to reset one more parameter and we're golden.
03:10Go home, get some sleep.
03:13And with that, we're gone.
03:16Thank you, boss.
03:17You truly are the MVP.
03:19All right.
03:20Let's go, folks.
03:21Come on, let her work.
03:23Let's go.
03:49Nailed it.
04:09The model's fixed?
04:10The company account.
04:11Boss is insane.
04:13Fixed the glitch, saved our butts, and made a killing in one night.
04:16Time to update that resume, Tom.
04:18Or was all that big talk just hot air?
04:20Mark, who is our boss?
04:22Really?
04:23Clueless as usual, Tom.
04:24Jessica wrote our quant trading model from scratch.
04:27Her algorithm is the reason why TB security is a titan.
04:30What on earth are we doing during work hours?
04:35And you are?
04:36Meet the chairman's son.
04:38Your new CEO.
04:40Of course, his talents have the board's complete endorsement.
04:44And last time I checked, these are prime trading hours, aren't they?
04:47Well, it's actually funny you mention that.
04:49You are fired.
04:50What?
04:53Here at TB, we do not tolerate mediocrity.
04:58Here at TB, we do not tolerate mediocrity.
05:01Only the best work here.
05:04I made it here on pure talent.
05:06You want to talk about mediocrity?
05:08Let's discuss that trust fund that bought your position.
05:13Did you just hit her?
05:15What the hell is wrong with you?
05:16I'm not going to waste my time talking to garbage.
05:22Here is your hush money.
05:25Take it and get out.
05:28You know what?
05:30Here's a little extra.
05:32Use it to buy yourself some makeup and cover up that bruise.
05:34No one wants to see that.
05:36Drop it.
05:37Does school handle this when she's back?
05:40The board paid insane money for her brain.
05:42Jackson will have the guts to touch her.
05:44Listen up, everybody.
05:45The market is a savage wilderness.
05:48It is a dog-eat-dog world.
05:49It is eat or be eaten.
05:52You need to be apex predators.
05:55Not little, fluffy, performance-faking rabbits.
05:59Those will be eaten.
06:01But the real alphas, the real rainmakers among you,
06:05will be rewarded accordingly.
06:12Top of the leaderboard is Kaitlyn.
06:17Where's my superstar?
06:19That would be me.
06:21Kaitlyn.
06:24Is this Kayla Twist?
06:26Are you a Kayla Twist fan?
06:27She has a concert tonight.
06:28Would you want to go?
06:29God, yes.
06:30This is perfect.
06:31It's perfect.
06:32Go now before you're late.
06:34As soon as the concert's over,
06:35clean out your desk because you're fired.
06:37What?
06:38Why?
06:39The Nikkei opens during concert hours.
06:41You know, I figured a trader wouldn't put Kayla Twist above making trades.
06:45Those numbers must be fake.
06:47And who's your boss?
06:48I need to meet the clown that runs this circus.
06:50It's Jessica.
06:52She's here.
07:05You are fired.
07:10Move your damn foot and explain what rock you crawled out from under.
07:15Who I am doesn't matter.
07:16All that matters is that you are fired.
07:18Are you certain about firing me?
07:20You think you're some unicorn employee that this place will crash and burn without your precious brain?
07:24You wouldn't say that, exactly.
07:25Jessica hasn't slept because she was busy saving us nine figures because of a bug.
07:29Yeah, and we even made a profit.
07:31You expect me to believe that?
07:33Her name wasn't even on those reports.
07:34So take your headphones and beat it.
07:39Can't trash ruin my shoes.
07:41And to you defenders,
07:43finance takes timing and judgment.
07:46And sticking up for her shows that you have neither.
07:49So pack your crap and follow her out the door.
07:51Leave them alone.
07:52They have nothing to do with this.
07:54I'll go.
07:57What?
07:58Is office drama more important than making money now?
08:05Susan.
08:12Boss, she's high up in trading.
08:15Firing her out of nowhere might be problematic.
08:19Susan, Susan, Susan.
08:22Look around.
08:23Finance is a men's game.
08:25Okay, as far as I'm concerned,
08:26Finance is a men's game.
08:28Okay, as far as I'm concerned,
08:29she was just sitting there, woman in chair and cash and paychecks.
08:32All right, I did us a favor.
08:33We should have squashed that bug a while ago.
08:40Dad, how's it going?
08:42I forgot to mention to you,
08:44there's this one woman exec you absolutely cannot mess with.
08:50Woman executive?
08:51Don't tell me it's...
08:56Do we have Susan?
08:59Just two women in executive roles.
09:02These are the files.
09:05She's a talent the board paid top dollar for.
09:07A quant model.
09:08She built it from scratch.
09:10And keeping her is non-negotiable.
09:13Our marketing dominance depends on it.
09:15Jessie, Harvard PhD, Star Trader.
09:20Dad, are you talking about Jessie?
09:22Jessie?
09:23I didn't fire Jessie, did I?
09:25Actually, Jessica.
09:27She's our golden goose.
09:28Now you need to...
09:29Dad, you just focus on getting better.
09:31I'll make sure she stays, all right?
09:35Susan, tell Jessie to come to my office.
09:37Right away.
09:46Pete, honey.
09:48Remember our pillow talk?
09:50Trading director, one-upping Jessica.
09:55It's time you pay up, lover boy.
09:57Babe, it already took a lot of effort to get you in with those fake credentials.
10:02I know, but couldn't you be a doll and work your magic for me?
10:09We've got a new CEO.
10:11Let's lay low for a while.
10:15Keep your nose clean, will ya?
10:20Of course.
10:26Pathetic.
10:28Time to upgrade my meal ticket.
10:33Come in.
10:35Jessie.
10:37Emergency.
10:38New boss just asked Jessica.
10:39What?
10:40Wait, he fired Jessica?
10:42God, is he suicidal or just stupid?
10:44He wants you to go see him now.
10:46Am I up next on the chopping block?
10:50Okay.
10:51Okay.
11:01You needed something, Jackson?
11:03Jessie, right?
11:05Damn, looking good.
11:06Thanks.
11:07Word is, our quant trading model is crushing market averages.
11:12I don't say this often, but I am impressed.
11:14Wait, that's Jessica's work.
11:16How does he not know this?
11:18Absolutely.
11:19Jackson, I actually pulled multiple all-nighters designing that solo.
11:26You see, I have pure talent, unlike some people who climb the corporate ladder using connections.
11:38You're referring to Jessica, right?
11:40I already fired that corporate parasite.
11:43I need your model because our fund is launching and I need it to deliver and maximize company profits.
11:48Don't worry, Jackson.
11:49With Jessica out of the way, I'll get that updated model to you in no time.
11:52That's what I like to hear.
11:53All right, get going.
11:54Clock's ticking.
11:55I'm on it.
11:58That Jessie's everything Frank promised, sir.
12:00Smart and easy on the eyes.
12:03Hardly remarkable.
12:04Let's hire Miss J.
12:05I won't need her anymore.
12:07Miss J?
12:08Miss J is a trading prodigy I met online.
12:10She's the unrivaled queen of the securities trading market.
12:14So that's why Jessie doesn't measure up.
12:16You've already got someone else in mind.
12:18Always two steps ahead, Susan.
12:22Susan, do you see an issue here?
12:23Coffee, always.
12:24Right here.
12:25Unbelievable.
12:29Miss J, you're the only woman who deserves to be my equal.
12:32Join TV and I'll hand you the entire company.
12:40What?
12:58Boss, we have an emergency.
12:59Your wife's in serious trouble.
13:01Are you crazy?
13:02I haven't even confessed to Jessica yet.
13:04Don't go around calling her that.
13:06You told me to call her that.
13:08Eight years of this secret crush.
13:09Still no action.
13:10Look, nothing bad can happen to her when I'm...
13:12Wait, hold on.
13:13You found Jessica?
13:14We got her.
13:15She's running trading at TV Securities.
13:17Well, she was until the new CEO stepped in and fired her.
13:20Fired her?
13:21She's brilliant.
13:22How could she get fired?
13:23Something's off here.
13:24Let's go get her.
13:26This is the perfect opportunity for you to step in.
13:28Be the hero.
13:29Confess your feelings.
13:30You idiot.
13:34You idiot.
13:35This is the perfect opportunity to bring her on my team.
13:39Seeing each other every day,
13:41I'll finally get my shot with her.
13:43Boss, snap out of it.
13:44She's in security trading.
13:46Clooney Financial doesn't even have a brokerage division.
13:49So we'll buy one.
13:51This office is all mine now.
14:00Ugh.
14:01Broke much?
14:03Disgusting.
14:08I'm sorry.
14:09I'm sorry.
14:10I'm sorry.
14:11I'm sorry.
14:12I'm sorry.
14:13I'm sorry.
14:14I'm sorry.
14:15I'm sorry.
14:16I'm sorry.
14:17I'm sorry.
14:18I'm sorry.
14:19I'm sorry.
14:24Jessica's Jackson's drinker, Mrs. J?
14:29Jackson fired Jessica.
14:32And no one knows who she really is.
14:35I can take advantage of this.
14:42Jesse.
14:43What do you think you're doing?
14:50Hey, boss.
14:51We locked in the SkyEdge tech acquisition for $1.3 billion.
14:54Just need your signature to close it.
14:58Boss.
14:59Boss!
15:00What?
15:01Don't tell me you're looking at pictures of your crush Jessica again.
15:04What crush?
15:05You're looking at the future Mrs. Clooney.
15:07We've been hunting for her for eight years with no luck.
15:10What if she's married already?
15:12Well, yeah.
15:13She's incredible.
15:14Of course others would see that too.
15:16Not happening.
15:18Not happening.
15:23Where are you going?
15:25To the racetrack.
15:26Boss.
15:29To the racetrack.
15:42You win.
15:43Yes!
15:48Boss.
15:49The trading system is down.
15:54What?
15:55The trading system is down.
15:58We need you.
16:05The system is still placing counter-trend orders.
16:07The more the market rises, the faster we're selling.
16:10All my soft boxes are firing like crazy.
16:13We're down $100 million already.
16:15The computer thinks this is normal.
16:17I can't do anything no matter what I try.
16:19If we do this for another hour, we're going to be filing for Chapter 11.
16:23Don't panic.
16:24The boss is here.
16:32Stop staring and get out of the chair.
16:34Go.
16:46Yesterday's rate cut didn't make it into our baseline indicators.
16:49So the model thinks up is down and down is up.
16:53So naturally, it's doing exactly the opposite of what it should.
16:57Yesterday's rate cut didn't make it into our baseline indicators.
17:00So the model thinks up is down and down is up.
17:04So naturally, it's doing exactly the opposite of what it should.
17:15Boss?
17:16Even you can't solve it?
17:18Sorry.
17:19Food coma's hitting hard.
17:22Mind grabbing me a Coke?
17:24Who does she think she's fooling?
17:26What does a woman possibly know about all this?
17:28If she fixes it, I'll quit immediately.
17:30You're going to eat those words faster than Jessica's eating those chips.
17:37Here you go, boss.
17:53Relax, people.
17:54I just got to reset one more parameter and we're golden.
17:57Go home.
17:58Get some sleep.
18:01And with that, we're gone.
18:03Thank you, boss.
18:04You truly are the MVP.
18:06All right.
18:07Let's go, folks.
18:08Come on.
18:09Let her work.
18:10Let's go.
18:24You...
18:34Nailed it.
18:54The model's fixed?
18:56The company account.
18:57Boss is insane.
18:59Fixed the glitch, saved our butts, and made a killing in one night.
19:02Time to update that resume, Tom.
19:04Or was all that big talk just hot air?
19:06Mark, who is our boss, really?
19:09Clueless as usual, Tom.
19:11Jessica wrote our quant trading model from scratch.
19:14Her algorithm is the reason why TB security is a titan.
19:17What on earth are we doing during work hours?
19:21And you are?
19:22Meet the chairman's son.
19:24Your new CEO.
19:26Of course, his talents have the board's complete endorsement.
19:30And last time I checked, these are prime trading hours, aren't they?
19:34Well, it's actually funny you mention that.
19:35You are fired.
19:37What?
19:40Here at TB, we do not tolerate mediocrity.
19:45Here at TB, we do not tolerate mediocrity.
19:48Only the best work here.
19:51You made it here on pure talent.
19:53You want to talk about mediocrity?
19:55Let's discuss that trust fund that bought your position.
19:59Did you just hit her?
20:01What the hell's wrong with you?
20:03I'm not going to waste my time talking to garbage.
20:08Here is your hush money.
20:12Take it and get out.
20:14You know what?
20:16Here's a little extra.
20:18Use it to buy yourself some makeup and cover up that bruise.
20:20No one wants to see that.
20:22Drop it.
20:23Does school handle this when she's back?
20:26The board paid insane money for her brain.
20:29Jackson wouldn't have the guts to touch her.
20:31Listen up, everybody.
20:32The market is a savage wilderness.
20:35It is a dog-eat-dog world.
20:36It is eat or be eaten.
20:39You need to be apex predators.
20:42Not little, fluffy, performance-faking rabbits.
20:46Those will be eaten.
20:48But the real alphas,
20:50the real rainmakers among you,
20:52will be rewarded accordingly.
20:59Top of the leaderboard is...
21:03Caitlyn.
21:04Where's my superstar?
21:06That would be me.
21:08Caitlyn.
21:10Is this Kayla Twist?
21:12Are you a Kayla Twist fan?
21:14You know, she has a concert tonight.
21:15Would you want to go?
21:16God, yes.
21:17This is perfect.
21:18It's perfect.
21:19Go now, before you're late.
21:20And as soon as the concert's over,
21:22clean out your desk,
21:23because you're fired.
21:24What?
21:25Why?
21:26The Nikkei opens during concert hours.
21:28You know, I figured a trader
21:29wouldn't put Kayla Twist above making trades.
21:32Those numbers must be fake.
21:34And who's your boss?
21:35I need to meet the clown that runs this circus.
21:37It's Jessica.
21:38She's here.
21:54You are fired.
21:58Move your damn foot
21:59and explain what rock you crawled out from under.
22:02Who I am doesn't matter.
22:03All that matters is that you are fired.
22:05Are you certain about firing me?
22:07You think you're some unicorn employee
22:09that this place will crash and burn
22:10without your precious brain?
22:11You wouldn't say that, exactly.
22:12Jessica hasn't slept
22:13because she was busy saving us nine figures
22:15because of a bug.
22:16Yeah, and we even made a profit.
22:18You expect me to believe that?
22:20Her name wasn't even on those reports.
22:21So take your headphones and beat it.
22:26Can't trash ruin my shoes.
22:28And to you defenders,
22:30finance takes timing and judgment,
22:33and sticking up for her
22:34shows that you have neither.
22:36So pack your crap
22:37and follow her out the door.
22:38Leave them alone.
22:39They have nothing to do with this.
22:41I'll go.
22:44What?
22:45Is office drama more important
22:46than making money now?
22:55Susan!
22:57Boss.
22:58She's high up in trading.
23:00Firing her out of nowhere
23:01might be problematic.
23:04Susan, Susan, Susan.
23:07Look around.
23:08Finance is a men's game.
23:10Okay, as far as I'm concerned,
23:11she was just sitting there
23:12warming her chair
23:13and cashing paychecks.
23:14All right?
23:15I did us a favor.
23:16We should have squashed that bug a while ago.
23:27Dad, how's it going?
23:29I forgot to mention to you
23:31there's this one woman exec
23:33you absolutely cannot mess with.
23:37Woman executive?
23:38Don't tell me it's...
23:42How many women executives
23:43do we have, Susan?
23:46Just two women in executive roles.
23:49These are the files.
23:52She's a talent the board
23:53paid top dollar for.
23:54A quant model.
23:55She built it from scratch.
23:57And keeping her is non-negotiable.
24:00Our marketing dominance
24:01depends on it.
24:02Jesse.
24:03Harvard PhD.
24:04Star trader.
24:07Dad, are you talking about Jesse?
24:09Yes, Jesse.
24:10I didn't fire Jesse, did I?
24:12Actually, Jessica.
24:14She's our golden goose.
24:15Now you need to...
24:16Dad, you just focus
24:17on getting better.
24:18I'll make sure she stays, all right?
24:22Susan, tell Jesse
24:23to come to my office.
24:24Right away.
24:33Pete, honey.
24:34Remember our pillow talk?
24:36Trading director
24:38one-upping Jessica.
24:42It's time you pay up, lover boy.
24:44Babe, it already took a lot of effort
24:46to get you in with those
24:47fake credentials.
24:49I know, but
24:50couldn't you be a doll
24:52and work your magic for me?
24:56We've got a new CEO.
24:58Let's lay low for a while.
25:02Keep your nose clean, will ya?
25:07Of course.
25:08All right.
25:15Pathetic.
25:16Time to upgrade my meal ticket.
25:19Shh.
25:20Come in.
25:22Jesse.
25:24Emergency.
25:25New boss just axed Jessica.
25:26What?
25:27Wait, he fired Jessica?
25:29God, is he suicidal or just stupid?
25:31He wants you to go see him now.
25:33Am I up next on the chopping block?
25:38Okay.
25:41Good.
25:49You needed something, Jackson?
25:50Jesse, you all right?
25:52Damn, looking good.
25:53Thanks.
25:54Word is,
25:55our quant trading model is
25:56crushing market averages.
25:59I don't say this often,
26:00but I am impressed.
26:01Wait, that's Jessica's work.
26:03How does he not know this?
26:06Absolutely.
26:07Jackson,
26:09I actually pull
26:10multiple all-nighters
26:11designing that solo.
26:14You see,
26:15I have pure talent.
26:17Unlike some people who
26:19climb the corporate ladder
26:20using connections.
26:25You're referring to Jessica, right?
26:28I already fired that corporate parasite.
26:31I need your model
26:32because our fund is launching
26:33and I need it to deliver
26:34and maximize company profits.
26:36Don't worry, Jackson.
26:37With Jessica out of the way,
26:38I'll get that updated model
26:39to you in no time.
26:40That's what I like to hear.
26:41All right, get going.
26:42Clock's ticking.
26:43I'm on it.
26:45That Jessie's everything
26:47Frank promised, sir.
26:48Smart and easy on the eyes.
26:50Hardly remarkable.
26:51Let's hire Miss J.
26:52I won't need her anymore.
26:54Miss J?
26:55Miss J is a trading prodigy
26:56I met online.
26:57She's the unrivaled queen
26:58of the securities trading market.
27:00So that's why
27:01Jessie doesn't measure up.
27:02You've already got
27:03someone else in mind.
27:05Always two steps ahead, Susan.
27:09Susan, do you see an issue here?
27:10Coffee, always.
27:11Right here.
27:12Unbelievable.
27:14Miss J,
27:15you're the only woman
27:16who deserves to be my equal.
27:17Join TV
27:18and I'll hand you the entire company.
27:44Boss, we have an emergency.
27:46Your wife's in serious trouble.
27:47Are you crazy?
27:49I haven't even confessed
27:50to Jessica yet.
27:51Don't go around
27:52calling her that.
27:53You told me to call her that.
27:54Eight years of this secret crush,
27:56still no action.
27:57Look, nothing bad
27:58can happen to her when I'm...
27:59Wait, hold on.
28:00You found Jessica?
28:01We got her.
28:02She's running trading
28:03at TV Securities.
28:04Well, she was
28:05until the new CEO
28:06stepped in and fired her.
28:07Fired her?
28:08She's brilliant.
28:09How could she get fired?
28:10Something's off here.
28:11Let's go get her.
28:12This is the perfect opportunity
28:13for you to step in,
28:14be the hero,
28:15confess your feelings.
28:16You idiot.
28:20You idiot.
28:21This is the perfect opportunity
28:23to bring her on my team.
28:25Seeing each other every day,
28:27I'll finally get my shot with her.
28:29Boss, snap out of it.
28:30She's in security trading.
28:32Clooney Financial
28:33doesn't even have
28:34a brokerage division.
28:35So we'll buy one.
28:43This office is all mine now.
28:53Ugh.
28:54Broke much?
28:56Disgusting.
29:04Jessica's checking in.
29:06She's checking in.
29:08She's checking in.
29:11Jessica's Jackson's dream girl,
29:13Mrs. J?
29:16Jackson fired Jessica.
29:18And no one knows
29:19who she really is.
29:21I can take advantage of this.
29:29Jesse,
29:30what do you think you're doing?
29:34Hey boss,
29:35we locked in the SkyEdge
29:36tech acquisition for $1.3 billion.
29:38Just need your signature
29:39to close it.
29:42Boss.
29:43Boss!
29:44What?
29:45Don't tell me you're looking
29:46at pictures of your crush,
29:47Jessica, again.
29:48What crush?
29:49You're looking at
29:50the future Mrs. Clooney.
29:51We've been hunting for her
29:52for eight years with no luck.
29:54What if she's married already?
29:56Well, yeah.
29:57She's incredible.
29:58Of course she is.
29:59She's the future Mrs. Clooney.
30:01Yeah.
30:02She's incredible.
30:03Of course others would see that too.
30:05Not happening.
30:11Where are you going?
30:12To the racetrack.
30:14Boss.
30:16To the racetrack.
30:29You win.
30:30Yes.
30:36Boss.
30:37The trading system is down.
30:42What?
30:43The trading system is down.
30:46We need you.
30:53The system is still placing
30:54counter-trend orders.
30:55The more the market rises,
30:56the faster we're selling.
30:58All my stop losses
30:59have gone crazy.
31:00We're down 100 million already.
31:02The computer thinks this is normal.
31:04I can't do anything
31:05no matter what I try.
31:06If we do this for another hour,
31:07we're going to be filing
31:08for Chapter 11.
31:10Don't panic.
31:11The boss is here.
31:19Stop staring
31:20and get out of the chair.
31:21Go.
31:22Come on.
31:30Yes.
31:31Yes.
31:43Yesterday's rate cut
31:44didn't make it into
31:45our baseline indicators.
31:46So the model thinks
31:48up is down
31:49and down is up.
31:51So naturally it's doing
31:52exactly the opposite
31:53of what it should.
32:00Boss?
32:01Even you can't solve it?
32:03Sorry.
32:04Food coma's hitting hard.
32:06Mind grabbing me a Coke?
32:10Who does she think she's fooling?
32:12What does a woman
32:13possibly know about all this?
32:14If she fixes it,
32:15I'll quit immediately.
32:16You're going to eat those words
32:17faster than Jessica's
32:18eating those chips.
32:23Here you go, boss.
32:25Here you go, boss.
32:40Relax, people.
32:41I just got to reset
32:42one more parameter
32:43and we're golden.
32:44Go home.
32:45Get some sleep.
32:48And with that,
32:49we're gone.
32:50Thank you, boss.
32:51You truly are the MVP.
32:54Let's go, folks.
32:55Come on, let her work.
32:56Let's go.
32:57You...
33:13You...
33:22Nailed it.
33:27Wow.
33:42The model's fixed?
33:43The company account.
33:44Hoss is insane!
33:46Fixed the glitch,
33:47saved our butts,
33:48and made a killing
33:49in one night.
33:50Time to update
33:51that resume, Tom.
33:52Or was all that big talk
33:53just hot air?
33:54Mark, who is our boss?
33:56Really?
33:57Clueless as usual, Tom.
33:58Jessica wrote our
33:59quant trading model
34:00from scratch.
34:01Her algorithm is the reason
34:02why TB Security
34:03is a titan.
34:04What on earth
34:05are we doing
34:06during work hours?
34:09And you are?
34:10Meet the chairman's son,
34:11your new CEO.
34:14Of course,
34:15his talents have the board's
34:16complete endorsement.
34:18And last time I checked,
34:20these are prime trading hours,
34:21aren't they?
34:22Well, it's actually funny
34:23you mention that.
34:24You are fired.
34:25What?
34:27Here at TB,
34:28we do not tolerate
34:29mediocrity.
34:32Here at TB,
34:33we do not tolerate
34:34mediocrity.
34:35Only the best
34:36work here.
34:38You made it here
34:39on pure talent.
34:40You want to talk
34:41about mediocrity?
34:42Let's discuss
34:43that trust fund
34:44that bought your position.
34:47Did you just hit her?
34:48What the hell's
34:49wrong with you?
34:50I'm not going to waste
34:51my time talking to garbage.
34:56Here
34:58is your hush money.
34:59Take it
35:00and get out.
35:02You know what?
35:04Here's a little extra.
35:05Use it to buy yourself
35:06some makeup
35:07and cover up that bruise.
35:08No one wants to see that.
35:10Drop it.
35:11Just go handle this
35:12when she's back.
35:14Board paid insane money
35:15for her brain.
35:16Jackson won't have
35:17the guts to touch her.
35:18Listen up, everybody.
35:20The market is a savage wilderness.
35:22It is a dog-eat-dog world.
35:24It is eat
35:25or be eaten.
35:26You need to be
35:27apex predators,
35:29not little,
35:30fluffy,
35:31performance-faking
35:32rabbits.
35:33Those will be eaten.
35:35But the real alphas,
35:37the real rainmakers
35:39among you
35:40will be rewarded
35:41accordingly.
35:46Top
35:47of the leaderboard
35:49is
35:50Caitlyn.
35:52Where's my superstar?
35:53That would be me.
35:55Caitlyn.
35:58Is this
35:59Kayla Twist?
36:00Are you a Kayla Twist fan?
36:01You know, she has a concert tonight.
36:02Would you want to go?
36:03God, yes.
36:04This is perfect.
36:05It's perfect.
36:06Go now,
36:07before you're late.
36:08And as soon as the concert's over,
36:09clean out your desk
36:10because you're fired.
36:11What?
36:12Why?
36:13The Nikkei opens
36:14during concert hours.
36:15You know, I figured
36:16a trader wouldn't put
36:17Kayla Twist
36:18above making trades.
36:20Those numbers must be fake.
36:21And who's your boss?
36:22I need to meet the clown
36:23that runs this circus.
36:25It's Jessica.
36:26She's here.
36:42You are fired.
36:46Move your damn foot
36:47and explain what rock
36:48you crawled out from under.
36:49Who I am doesn't matter.
36:50All that matters
36:51is that you are fired.
36:52Are you certain
36:53about firing me?
36:54You think you're some
36:55unicorn employee
36:56that this place will crash and burn
36:57without your precious brain?
36:58You wouldn't say that, exactly.
36:59Jessica hasn't slept
37:00because she was busy
37:01saving us nine figures
37:02because of a bug.
37:03Yeah, and we even made a profit.
37:05You expect me to believe that?
37:06Her name wasn't even
37:07on those reports.
37:08So take your headphones
37:09and beat it.
37:13And trash ruined my shoes.
37:15And to you defenders,
37:17finance takes timing
37:19and judgment
37:20and sticking up for her
37:21shows that you have neither.
37:23So pack your crap
37:24and follow her out the door.
37:25Leave them alone.
37:26They have nothing to do with this.
37:28I'll go.
37:31What?
37:32Is office drama more important
37:33than making money now?
37:42Susan!
37:44Boss,
37:46she's high up in trading.
37:48Firing her out of nowhere
37:49might be
37:51problematic.
37:52Susan, Susan, Susan.
37:55Look around.
37:56Finance is a men's game.
37:58Okay, as far as I'm concerned,
37:59she was just sitting there
38:00warming her chair
38:01and cashing paychecks.
38:02Alright, I did us a favor.
38:03We should have squashed
38:04that bug a while ago.
38:05Okay.
38:06I'm sorry.
38:07I'm sorry.
38:08I'm sorry.
38:09I'm sorry.
38:10I'm sorry.
38:11I'm sorry.
38:13Dad,
38:14how's it going?
38:16I forgot to
38:17mention to you
38:18there's this one
38:19woman exec
38:20you absolutely
38:22cannot mess with.
38:24Woman executive?
38:25Don't tell me it's...
38:29How many women executives
38:30do we have, Susan?
38:33Just, uh,
38:34two women
38:35in executive roles.
38:36Uh,
38:37these are the files.
38:39She's a talent
38:40the board paid
38:41a lot of dollars for.
38:42A quant model.
38:43She built it from scratch.
38:45And keeping her
38:46is non-negotiable.
38:47Our marketing dominance
38:48depends on it.
38:49Jesse.
38:51Harvard PhD.
38:52Star trader.
38:55Dad, are you talking about Jesse?
38:57Jesse.
38:58I didn't fire Jesse, did I?
38:59Actually,
39:00Jessica.
39:01She's our golden goose.
39:02Now you need to...
39:03Dad,
39:04you just focus on getting better.
39:05I'll make sure she stays,
39:06alright?
39:09Susan,
39:10tell Jesse to come to my office.
39:11Right away.
39:20Pete, honey.
39:22Remember our pillow talk?
39:24Trading director
39:26one-upping Jessica.
39:29It's time you pay up, lover boy.
39:32Babe,
39:33it already took a lot of effort
39:34to get you in with those
39:35fake credentials.
39:36I know, but
39:38couldn't you be a doll
39:39and
39:40work your magic for me?
39:43We've got a new CEO.
39:45Let's lay low for a while.
39:49Keep your nose clean,
39:50will ya?
39:54Of course.
39:55Alright.
40:02Pathetic.
40:03Time to upgrade my meal ticket.
40:06Ugh.
40:08Come in.
40:10Jesse.
40:12Emergency.
40:13New boss just axed Jessica.
40:14What?
40:15Wait, he fired Jessica?
40:16God, is he suicidal
40:17or just stupid?
40:18He wants you to go see him now.
40:20Am I up next on the chopping block?
40:24Okay.
40:25Okay.
40:28God.
40:36You needed something, Jackson?
40:37Jesse, you alright?
40:39Damn, looking good.
40:40Thanks.
40:41Word is,
40:42our quant trading model
40:43is crushing
40:44market averages.
40:46I don't say this often,
40:47but I am impressed.
40:48Wait, that's Jessica's work.
40:50How does he not know this?
40:53Absolutely!
40:54Jackson,
40:56I actually pull
40:57multiple
40:58all-nighters
40:59designing that solo.
41:01You see,
41:02I have pure
41:03talent.
41:04Unlike some people
41:05who
41:06climb the corporate ladder
41:07using
41:09connections.
41:12You're referring to Jessica, right?
41:15I already fired that corporate parasite.
41:18I need your model
41:19because our fund is launching
41:20and I need it to deliver
41:21and maximize company profits.
41:23Don't worry, Jackson.
41:24With Jessica out of the way,
41:25I'll get that updated model
41:26to you in no time.
41:27That's what I like to hear.
41:28Alright, get going.
41:29Clock's ticking.
41:30I'm on it.
41:32That Jesse's
41:33everything Frank promised, sir.
41:35Smart and easy on the eyes.
41:37Hardly remarkable.
41:38Let's hire Miss J.
41:39I won't need her anymore.
41:41Miss J?
41:42Miss J is a trading prodigy
41:43I met online.
41:44She's the unrivaled queen
41:45of the securities trading market.
41:47So that's why
41:48Jesse doesn't measure up.
41:49You've already got
41:50someone else in mind.
41:52Always two steps ahead, Susan.
41:55Susan, do you see an issue here?
41:57Coffee, always.
41:58Right here.
41:59Unbelievable.
42:01Miss J,
42:02you're the only woman
42:03who deserves to be my equal.
42:04Join TV
42:05and I'll hand you
42:06the entire company.
42:31Boss, we have an emergency.
42:33Your wife's in serious trouble.
42:34Are you crazy?
42:36I haven't even confessed
42:37to Jessica yet.
42:38Don't go around
42:39calling her that.
42:40You told me to call her that.
42:42Eight years of this secret crush,
42:43still no action.
42:44Look, nothing bad
42:45can happen to her when I'm...
42:46Wait, hold on.
42:47You found Jessica?
42:48We got her.
42:49She's running trading
42:50at TV Securities.
42:51Well, she was
42:52until the new CEO
42:53stepped in and fired her.
42:54Fired her?
42:55She's brilliant.
42:56How could she get fired?
42:57Something's off here.
42:58Let's go get her.
43:00This is the perfect opportunity
43:01for you to step in,
43:02be the hero,
43:03confess your feelings.
43:04You idiot.
43:08You idiot.
43:09This is the perfect opportunity
43:10to bring her on my team.
43:13Seeing each other every day,
43:15I'll finally get my shot with her.
43:17Boss, snap out of it.
43:18She's in security trading.
43:20Clooney Financial
43:21doesn't even have
43:22a brokerage division.
43:23So we'll buy one.
43:31This office is all mine now.
43:41Ugh.
43:42Broke much?
43:44Disgusting.
43:53Jessica's Jackson's drink
43:54or what?
43:55I don't know.
43:56I don't know.
43:57I don't know.
43:58I don't know.
43:59Miss Jackson's drink
44:00or Mrs. J?
44:03Jackson fired Jessica.
44:06And no one knows
44:07who she really is.
44:09I can take advantage of this.
44:16Jesse!
44:17What do you think you're doing?
44:26Hey boss,
44:27we locked in the SkyEdge
44:28tech acquisition
44:29for 1.3 billion.
44:30Just need your signature
44:31to close it.
44:33Boss.
44:35Boss!
44:36What?
44:37Don't tell me you're looking
44:38at pictures of your crush
44:39Jessica again.
44:40What crush?
44:41You're looking at
44:42the future Mrs. Clooney.
44:43We've been hunting for her
44:44for eight years
44:45with no luck.
44:46What if she's married already?
44:47Well yeah.
44:48She's incredible.
44:49Of course others
44:50would see that too.
44:52Not happening.
44:58Where are you going?
44:59To the racetrack.
45:00Boss.
45:03To the racetrack.
45:16You win.
45:17Yes!
45:23Boss!
45:24The trading system is down.
45:29What?
45:30The trading system is down.
45:32We need you.
45:39The system is still
45:40placing counter-trend orders.
45:41The more the market rises
45:42the faster we're selling.
45:44All my stop losses
45:45are firing like crazy.
45:47We're down a certain
45:48moment already.
45:49The computer thinks
45:50this is normal.
45:51I can't do anything
45:52no matter what I try.
45:53If we do this for another hour
45:54we're going to be filing
45:55for Chapter 11.
45:56Don't panic.
45:57The boss is here.
46:06Stop staring and
46:07get out of the chair.
46:08Go!
46:27Yesterday's rate cut
46:28didn't make it into
46:29our baseline indicators.
46:31So the model thinks
46:32up is down
46:34and down is up.
46:35So naturally it's doing
46:36exactly the opposite
46:37of what it should.
46:47Boss?
46:48Even you can't solve it?
46:50Sorry.
46:51Food coma's hitting hard.
46:54I'm sorry.
46:56Mind grabbing me a Coke?
47:00Who does she think
47:01she's fooling?
47:02What does a woman
47:03possibly know about all this?
47:04If she fixes it
47:05I'll quit immediately.
47:06You're going to eat those
47:07words faster than Jessica's
47:08eating those chips.
47:12Here you go, boss.
47:26Relax, people.
47:27I just got to reset
47:28one more parameter
47:29and we're golden.
47:31Go home.
47:32Get some sleep.
47:34And with that
47:35we're gone.
47:37Thank you, boss.
47:38You truly are the MVP.
47:40All right.
47:41Let's go, folks.
47:42Come on, let her work.
47:43Let's go!
47:55You...
48:01You...
48:10Nailed it.
48:26The model's fixed?
48:27The company account.
48:28Boss is insane!
48:30Fixed the glitch,
48:31saved our butts,
48:32and made a killing in one night.
48:33Time to update that resume, Tom.
48:35Or was all that big talk
48:36just hot air?
48:37Mark, who is our boss?
48:39Really?
48:40Clueless as usual, Tom.
48:42Jessica wrote our
48:43quant trading model
48:44from scratch.
48:45Her algorithm is the reason
48:46why TB Security
48:47is a titan.
48:48What on earth
48:49are we doing
48:50during work hours?
48:52I don't know.
48:53What on earth
48:54are we doing
48:55during work hours?
48:56And you are...
48:57Meet the chairman's son.
48:59Your new CEO.
49:01Of course,
49:02his talents
49:03have the board's
49:04complete endorsement.
49:05And last time I checked,
49:07these are
49:08prime trading hours,
49:09aren't they?
49:10Well, it's actually funny
49:11you mention that.
49:12You are fired.
49:13What?
49:15Here at TB,
49:16we do not tolerate
49:17mediocrity.
49:19Here at TB,
49:20we do not tolerate
49:21mediocrity.
49:22Mediocrity.
49:23Only the best
49:24work here.
49:26You made it here
49:27on pure talent.
49:28You want to talk
49:29about mediocrity?
49:30Let's discuss that
49:31trust fund that bought
49:32your position.
49:34Did you just hit her?
49:36What the hell's
49:37wrong with you?
49:38I'm not going to waste
49:39my time talking to garbage.
49:43Here
49:45is your hush money.
49:47Take it and get out.
49:49You know what?
49:51Here's a little extra.
49:52Use it to buy yourself
49:53some makeup
49:54and cover up that bruise.
49:55No one wants to see that.
49:57Drop it.
49:58Just go handle
49:59this when she's back.
50:01Board paid insane money
50:02for her brain.
50:03Jackson won't have
50:04the guts to touch her.
50:06Listen up, everybody.
50:07The market is a
50:08savage wilderness.
50:09It is a
50:10dog-eat-dog world.
50:11It is eat
50:12or be eaten.
50:13You need to be
50:14apex predators,
50:16not little,
50:17fluffy,
50:18performance-faking
50:19rabbits.
50:20Those will be
50:21eaten.
50:22But the real
50:23alphas,
50:24the real
50:25rainmakers
50:26among you
50:27will be rewarded
50:28accordingly.
50:33Top
50:34of the leaderboard
50:36is
50:37Caitlyn.
50:39Where's my superstar?
50:40That would be me.
50:42Caitlyn.
50:45Is this
50:46Kayla Twist?
50:47Are you a Kayla Twist fan?
50:48You know, she has a
50:49concert tonight.
50:50Would you want to go?
50:51God, yes.
50:52This is perfect.
50:53It's perfect.
50:54Go now, before you're late.
50:55And as soon as
50:56the concert's over,
50:57clean out your desk
50:58because you're fired.
50:59What?
51:00Why?
51:01The Nikkei opens
51:02during concert hours.
51:03You know, I figured
51:04a trader wouldn't put
51:05Kayla Twist above
51:06making trades.
51:07Those numbers must be fake.
51:08And who's your boss?
51:09I need to meet the clown
51:10that runs this circus.
51:12It's Jessica.
51:13She's here.
51:18You're fired.
51:29You are fired.
51:33Move your damn foot
51:34and explain what rock
51:35you crawled out from under.
51:36Who I am doesn't matter.
51:37All that matters
51:38is that you are fired.
51:39Are you certain
51:40about firing me?
51:41You think you're some
51:42unicorn employee
51:43that this place will
51:44crash and burn without
51:45your precious brain?
51:46You wouldn't say that, exactly.
51:47Jessica hasn't slept
51:48because she was busy
51:49saving us nine figures
51:50because of a bug.
51:51Yeah, and we even
51:52made a profit.
51:53You expect me to believe that?
51:54Her name wasn't
51:55even on those reports.
51:56So take your headphones
51:57and beat it.
52:01Can't trash ruin my shoes.
52:03And to you defenders,
52:04finance takes timing
52:06and judgment.
52:07And sticking up for her
52:08shows that you have neither.
52:10So pack your crap
52:11and follow her out the door.
52:13Leave them alone.
52:14They have nothing to do with this.
52:15I'll go.
52:18What?
52:19Is office drama
52:20more important than
52:21making money now?
52:29Susan!
52:36Boss,
52:37she's high up in trading.
52:39Firing her out of nowhere
52:40might be problematic.
52:43Susan, Susan, Susan.
52:46Look around.
52:47Finance is a men's game.
52:49Okay, as far as I'm concerned,
52:50she was just sitting there
52:51warming a chair
52:52and cashing paychecks.
52:53Alright, I did us a favor.
52:54We should have squashed
52:55that bug a while ago.
53:01Dad, how's it going?
53:03I forgot to mention to you
53:05there's this one woman exec
53:07you absolutely cannot mess with.
53:11Woman executive?
53:12Don't tell me it's...
53:17How many women executives
53:18do we have, Susan?
53:21Just two women in executive roles.
53:24These are the files.
53:26She's a talent the board
53:27paid top dollar for.
53:29A quant model.
53:30She built it from scratch.
53:32And keeping her is non-negotiable.
53:34Our marketing dominance
53:35depends on it.
53:36Jessie,
53:38Harvard PhD,
53:39Star Trader.
53:42Dad, are you talking about Jessie?
53:44Jessie?
53:45I didn't fire Jessie, did I?
53:46Actually, Jessica.
53:48She's our golden goose.
53:49Now you need to...
53:50Dad, you just focus
53:51on getting better.
53:52I'll make sure she stays, alright?
53:56Susan, tell Jessie
53:57to come to my office.
53:58Right away.
54:07Pete, honey.
54:09Remember our pillow talk?
54:11Trading director
54:13one-upping Jessica.
54:16It's time you pay up, lover boy.
54:19Babe, it already took
54:20a lot of effort to get you in
54:21with those fake credentials.
54:23I know, but
54:25couldn't you be a doll
54:26and work your magic for me?
54:30We've got a new CEO.
54:32Let's lay low for a while.
54:36Keep your nose clean, will ya?
54:41Of course.
54:46Pathetic.
54:47Time to upgrade my meal ticket.
54:52Come in.
54:54Jessie.
54:56Emergency.
54:57New boss just asked Jessica.
54:58What?
54:59Wait, he fired Jessica?
55:00God, is he suicidal
55:01or just stupid?
55:02He wants you to go see him now.
55:04Am I up next on the chopping block?
55:09Okay.
55:11Okay.
55:22You needed something, Jackson?
55:24Jessie, right?
55:25Damn, looking good.
55:27Thanks.
55:28Word is,
55:29our quant trading model
55:30is crushing market averages.
55:33I don't say this often,
55:34but I am impressed.
55:35Wait, that's Jessica's work.
55:37How does he not know this?
55:40Absolutely.
55:41Jackson,
55:43I actually pull multiple all-nighters
55:45designing that solo.
55:48You see,
55:49I have pure talent,
55:51unlike some people who
55:53climb the corporate ladder
55:54using connections.
56:00You're referring to Jessica, right?
56:02I already fired that corporate parasite.
56:05I need your model
56:06because our fund is launching
56:07and I need it to deliver
56:08and maximize company profits.
56:10Don't worry, Jackson.
56:11With Jessica out of the way,
56:12I'll get that updated model
56:13to you in no time.
56:14That's what I like to hear.
56:15Alright, get going.
56:16Clock's ticking.
56:17I'm on it.
56:20That Jessie's everything
56:21Frank promised, sir.
56:22Smart and easy on the eyes.
56:25Hardly remarkable.
56:26Once I hire Miss J,
56:27I won't need her anymore.
56:29Miss J?
56:30Miss J is a trading prodigy
56:31I met online.
56:32She's the unrivaled queen
56:33of the securities trading market.
56:35So that's why
56:36Jessie doesn't measure up.
56:37You've already got
56:38someone else in mind.
56:39Always two steps ahead, Susan.
56:43Susan, do you see an issue here?
56:44Coffee.
56:45Always.
56:46Right here.
56:47Unbelievable.
56:51Miss J,
56:52you're the only woman
56:53who deserves to be my equal.
56:54Join TV
56:55and I'll hand you the entire company.
57:08Boss, we have an emergency.
57:09Your wife's in serious trouble.
57:11Are you crazy?
57:12I haven't even confessed
57:13to Jessica yet.
57:14Don't go around
57:15calling her that.
57:16You told me to call her that.
57:18Eight years of this secret crush,
57:19still no action.
57:20Look,
57:21nothing bad can happen to her
57:22when I'm...
57:23Wait, hold on.
57:24You found Jessica?
57:25We got her.
57:26She's running to you.
57:27I'm going to get her.
57:28I'm going to get her.
57:29I'm going to get her.
57:30I'm going to get her.
57:31I'm going to get her.
57:32I'm going to get her.
57:33I'm going to get her.
57:34I'm going to get her.
57:35I'm going to get her.
57:36She's running trading
57:37at TV Securities.
57:38Well, she was
57:39until the new CEO
57:40stepped in and fired her.
57:41Fired her?
57:42She's brilliant.
57:43How could she get fired?
57:45Something's off here.
57:46Let's go get her.
57:47This is the perfect opportunity
57:48for you to step in,
57:49be the hero,
57:50confess your feelings.
57:52You idiot.
57:55You idiot.
57:56This is the perfect opportunity
57:57to bring her on my team.
58:00Seeing each other every day,
58:03I'll finally get my shot with her.
58:04Boss, snap out of it.
58:05She's in security trading.
58:07Clooney Financial doesn't even
58:08have a brokerage division.
58:10So we'll buy one.
58:25This office is all mine now.
58:35Broke much?
58:37Disgusting.
58:45Jessica's Jackson's drinker?
58:47Mrs. J?
58:50Jackson fired Jessica.
58:53No one knows who she really is.
58:56I can take advantage of this.
59:03Jesse!
59:04What do you think you're doing?