Bad Teacher (2011)

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#BadTeacher2011  With the intention of getting a breast implant, Elizabeth becomes a high school substitute teacher. However, when she learns about a bountiful bonus, she strives to get her students the highest marks.

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00:00I'm home.

00:01In here.

00:01Get yourself hard, because I'm going to suck your dick like I'm mad at it.

00:05Oh, look.

00:07Your mom's here.

00:07Hi, Mom.

00:08What a fun surprise.

00:10Suitcases.

00:11Honey, are we going on a trip?

00:12We need to take a break.

00:14Forever.

00:15Mom?

00:15Tell her what the accountant said.

00:17Mom!

00:18Stephen said that you spent $16,000 last month.

00:21I know women like you.

00:23Damn it, Mom!

00:23I told you I could handle this.

00:25I just want to ask her something.

00:27You truly love my son?

00:29I love him so much it hurts.

00:31When is his birthday?

00:32Mom.

00:34I'm not, you know, that is just offensive that you would even ask me that.

00:38It's today.

00:40I know.

00:42That's why I got you this.

00:44Okay?

00:45Honey, happy birthday.

00:46Austin Market?

00:47And I was going to suck his dick.

00:49So two presents.

00:50Okay, fine.

00:51I'll sign the prenup.

00:53It's over, Elizabeth.

00:55Mark, I'm pregnant.

00:56Bullshit.

00:57Okay, fine.

00:58I'm not actually pregnant.

01:00This has always been about the money.

01:01You never loved me.

01:02I don't love you?

01:03I have been listening to you whine about opera for the last year.

01:06Okay.

01:07If the younger generation doesn't get into opera, then guess what?

01:10No more opera.

01:11If opera goes away, we're fucked.

01:14I want my ring back.

01:16What am I supposed to do, huh?

01:17Where am I supposed to go?

01:18Okay.

01:18I want my ring back.

01:19Okay.

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