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00:00作词 作曲 李宗盛
00:30作曲 李宗盛
01:00作曲 李宗盛
01:29作曲 李宗盛
01:59海伦娜
02:02这是老板家海伦娜
02:04瞅整点吧
02:06这不是霍布斯先生吗
02:09好久不来玩了哟
02:11忙呗
02:12出差讨伐王林去了
02:14是吗
02:16那今天一定要听听您的英雄事迹了
02:19说来话长了
02:22那就一个精心动画
02:24这是我们新入会的小兄弟
02:27黑铁冒险家梅林
02:29你前两个字有必要吗
02:31欢迎
02:32怎么了
02:35你们见过啊
02:36没印象
02:38失礼了
02:40是我认错人了
02:41梅林先生
02:43林林请
02:44请您好好享受
02:52哈哈哈哈
02:54哎呀
02:57怎么感觉海伦娜对你格外客气啊
02:59有点羡慕啊
03:01是吗
03:02那也不习惯
03:03我的魅力之前可是征服了整座小镇
03:06今天有什么节目啊
03:10尊贵的客人
03:11我来为你们服务
03:18还没有点节目的
03:21海伦娜安排的
03:22海伦娜安排的
03:22海伦娜安排的
03:51海伦娜安排的
03:52You're not going to get into that guy.
03:53I don't think that's funny.
03:55You're not going to get into it.
03:58He's not going to get into it.
04:00But he's already got into the youth.
04:02Don't be afraid to be a girl.
04:03He's got a flowery flower.
04:06The child.
04:08I'll kill you.
04:11Mayling, there's a person.
04:15It's not going to be a girl.
04:16It's not going to be a lady.
04:18It's not going to be a girl.
04:20I'm not going to be a girl.
04:21I'm sure it's going to be a girl.
04:22I didn't even know what to do.
04:24It's not. Why do you hate Alice?
04:38I'm here.
04:42The Ars-Mondes?
04:44Hey.
04:45Why don't you bring me to the weird fans?
04:47Why don't you get to this job?
04:50Why don't you wear clothes?
04:53Why don't you wear socks?
04:55Why don't you wear socks?
05:05I'm just an outstanding woman.
05:11Your face is a former rider.
05:15What are you doing?
05:16It's not an eighth person.
05:17He is the fourth king of the king of the king,
05:19the king of the king of the king of the king of the king.
05:25So, I'm going to call my wife.
05:29You go first, He is.
05:31Yes.
05:36You've seen a year before,
05:38you're looking for a lot of pain.
05:40My friend.
05:43What are you doing?
05:44He is.
05:47看到这种没品味的装修风格和一大堆海报我就知道了
05:52喂喂 堂堂御房君主怎么跑到这种地方来开夜店啊
05:57哎呀 经济不景气 大家都在开园节流嘛
06:01你们第一店不也在悄悄对外销售恶魔召唤卷种
06:06我完全不知道
06:08你就是因为这样才会被长老慧炒鱿鱼
06:13搞清楚 不是他们炒我的鱿鱼 是本大爷辞职不干了
06:19喂喂 元老慧那帮老头子应该已经意识到离开我根本就不行了吧
06:24差不多该哭着跪起我回去了吧
06:27自从你离开之后 第一魔王殿的业绩实在是
06:33笑得不得了
06:36没你搞破坏 第一店的业绩总算不是负数了
06:41而且你积压的工作和专潜的KPI都记在了你的债务里
06:46等你回来后连本带利的一并解释
06:49现在可能已经超过百亿魔元了吧
06:53这局当老板的都是恶魔呀
06:56我们本来就是魔族
06:57气死我了 让他们打如意算盘去吧
07:01我现在过得爽得很 这辈子都不会再回去了
07:04哦 这个可怜的小狗牌看起来真像人类最拉击的冒险家飞制
07:12暂时而已 暂时的
07:15你特意找我来 不会就是聊这些无聊的话题吧
07:19光之大陆近来有地狱势力活动的迹象
07:23我记得你和他们有仇吧
07:25啊 什么时候 我怎么不记得
07:29你不是砍了人家的使者吗
07:32我代表双大陆向最大的诚意而来
07:36去傲慢蜘蛛考虑一下与我们合作的可能性
07:39只要您愿意 就可以成为地狱的黑暗大陆的代言人
07:43哎 笨子了 你看都别甘心中猫吧
07:47哎 好像 似乎 仿佛是有这么回事
07:54怎么了
07:54地狱势力一向很深不可测
07:57你和他们结了仇 最好小心点
08:01嘻 你以为我是谁啊
08:03就算是地狱领主出现在我面前
08:06我也一样一刀砍了他
08:07我可不希望那样的事情发生
08:11搞不好整个世界都会被你们毁掉呢
08:16您的朋友喝多了 已经先走回去了
08:21以后欢迎您常来光临
08:23主人交代过 可以给您打折优惠啊
08:27打折太见外了吧 至少也要给我免单吧
08:32梅林大人 早点洗洗睡吧 晚安
08:37老朋友的钱也赚 这是黑心剑伤
08:44本来拿走钥匙就算了 是你自己找死
08:51居然敢叫我老阿姨
08:53可恶 老娘永远都是少女好吧
08:56好像忘记什么重要的事情了
09:03好像忘记什么重要的事情了
09:10好像忘记什么重要的事情了
09:17愚蠢的巧合
09:18去死吧
09:19手机碍杀术
09:20手机碍杀术
09:21手机碍杀术
09:22不好
09:23得手了
09:24得手了
09:25哎呀
09:26爱丽丝
09:27爱丽丝
09:28愚蠢还在道场里躺着呢吧
09:31刚才好像撞到什么人了
09:34
09:35你是刚才店里的阿姨吧
09:37
09:38哎呀 拜托你不要再缠着我了
09:40我真的没有这种爱好
09:43
09:44刚才不小心撞得有点狠
09:45会把老人家给打的锥锦盘突出了吧
09:53有没有搞错啊
09:55这是黑天冒险加码
09:56上大不过头不过
09:58隐藏实力是吧
10:03不过即便你有圣监实力也没关系
10:07我还有最强的底牌没用呢
10:09有啥气
10:13阿姨
10:15爱丽丝
10:16爱丽丝
10:17是我好了要靠心结果打运我
10:19把我一个人扔到道场里
10:21这是人干的事吗
10:23你去哪儿了
10:24散 散步啊
10:27散步
10:29散什么步啊
10:30散步
10:32你也真的相熟啊
10:33整人里一起的这个 This is who Kula Kala
10:38zone震驼
10:39去哪儿都是我的自由
10:40跟你有什么关系
10:42怎么会没有关系
10:43我们是夫妻
10:45不 i 傻
10:46我们是假夫妻
10:47对呀
10:48是假夫妻
10:49所以你有什么资格管我
10:51那也不行
10:52所有人都知道我们的关系
10:54We need to know our relationship.
10:55You don't know what the relationship is.
10:55You have to be crazy.
10:56You are crazy.
10:58I'm in doubt.
11:00You don't have to get me.
11:01This will be a bad thing.
11:03You don't have to know.
11:05You don't have to be around the other girls.
11:07You don't have to go to the other girls.
11:09You don't have to go to the other girls.
11:11Then you're not going to go home.
11:13We will just end up the relationship with the other girls.
11:19You have to be so close.
11:21I don't think so much.
11:22Hey, I'm going to go to the office at the end of the meeting.
11:29Oh, what are you doing?
11:32I'm going to go to my daughter.
11:34I'm going to get you this one.
11:52The war has been opened.
11:59Come from the four hundred years of sleep.
12:02The dragon's sword!
12:04Oh my god!
12:06I'm waiting for you to be burnt.
12:11I'm your god, my friend.
12:14The world's most beautiful.
12:16I'm going to work with you.
12:18I love you.
12:48I love you.
13:18I love you.
13:48月光照亮云天晚安时刻也不会说再见是你怦然我心间原来星星也是面悄悄
14:18月光照亮云天晚安时刻也不会说再见是你怦然我心里有什么事

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