- 5/26/2025
How to Ta.me Sil.ver Fox Full Episode
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00:00:00Oh looking good girl
00:00:17Another creep just my luck
00:00:19Hi dad, um, I'm I'm stuck and I I need you to come help me
00:00:34Sure thing hun, are you seriously screwing someone right now? He'll be there soon
00:00:39Oh
00:00:46Drugging girls my club. You must have a death wish
00:01:04Shut up
00:01:05You have the worst timing. You know that favor you owe me
00:01:10I'm cashing it in now
00:01:20What are you doing what's a princess like you doing a place like this
00:01:28It's nice and warm in the back of my truck you'll get away from me creep, ah, you've got a mouth on you don't you
00:01:36I
00:01:39See what else it can do
00:01:44What the hell
00:01:52Mr. Collins that's in his best friend
00:02:06I
00:02:13Shivering come on kiddo, you know, why is he still calling me that? I'm a grown-ass woman
00:02:22Do you want me to roll out a red carpet for you or what? Let's go
00:02:33I haven't seen mr. Collins and like
00:02:37five Christmases
00:02:45Something wrong
00:02:49Your arm is
00:02:53Wet from the rain wipe it then
00:03:06Oh
00:03:20There's no rain
00:03:28So why'd my dad send you anyway
00:03:31I
00:03:32Thought you'd be busy running your nightclub or beating up sleazebags not making up some guy's daughter
00:03:45Come to think of it, I actually don't think I've seen my dad in months. I don't do small talk
00:03:51Oh
00:03:59We wait stop I need to pick something no, I'm not taking a little kid to buy alcohol
00:04:04I am 22 years old exactly kiddo. Shut up. You're not that much older than me
00:04:11Look, I'm having a little kickback at my apartment later
00:04:13and I need to buy alcohol because otherwise nobody will want to be friends with me and then I won't have any friends for the
00:04:18rest of the year and nobody
00:04:21If I take you will you shut up? Yes
00:04:33I'll be back
00:04:45You're not going out there dressed like that
00:04:48It's not safe
00:04:51Has it been like this the whole time yeah
00:04:54Why didn't you say something? I just did you freaking creep?
00:05:00Give me a jacket or something
00:05:17You
00:05:29When you're done checking me out
00:05:32Thank your store closes in two minutes. I was not checking you out. That was young. I'm sure it was kiddo
00:05:38It's past your bedtime
00:05:43Stop calling me kid
00:05:47I
00:05:59Actually make friends tonight Harper
00:06:07This is a small kickback looks like a goddamn circus in there your dad know about that
00:06:17Maybe if my dad actually bothered to visit I would give a shit what he thinks but he doesn't live here and neither do you
00:06:23Yeah about that. I
00:06:25Live here now. He put me in charge
00:06:27And I'm kicking everyone out. Wait, Chris. No, please
00:06:33This might be my only chance to make friends
00:06:44You can't buy your friends kid
00:06:47I don't have another choice. I
00:06:50Barely met anyone since I transferred here. And this is my last year of college and I don't want to graduate alone
00:06:59Fine have your kickback or not. Either way. I have to stay here until your dad gets back. I
00:07:08Don't need you to look after me
00:07:13Who is that
00:07:17I'm
00:07:22Going to kill you count your days slut. It's not a big deal. I can explain
00:07:27This is your ex Brian. Your dad was talking about him the sick fuck
00:07:32You guys were spying on me mark cares about your safety
00:07:37That's the only reason I'm here. It's either me living here or three bodyguards your choice
00:07:48You
00:07:51Are not living here, I don't give a shit what my dad says I don't need a babysitter
00:07:58And stop acting like a baby
00:08:03You better not show your face in there, I don't need you acting like an asshole to all my friends
00:08:07God
00:08:15Damn it. Promise to mark
00:08:27Who's this Bob grandpa, he's better than you
00:08:38I
00:08:40Remind me of my ride a loser nobody's house when I run Greek life
00:08:45Could literally be on a yacht right now. Apparently this chic Harper Reeves has a rich dad and rich dad means
00:08:59Hi, hi Christina Fox and and Becca too, I can't believe you guys actually came to my party duh
00:09:08Couldn't miss it
00:09:11It's really nice to meet you well, please feel free to help yourselves
00:09:19Thanks Heather, oh it's hot it's Harper
00:09:23Enjoy the party I
00:09:28Guess this bottle in the calendar makes up for having to put up with that dork Harper
00:09:34Where's Harper
00:09:36Harper
00:09:39Forget Harper hang out with me. I know somewhere we can talk I
00:09:48Know somewhere we can talk I
00:09:51Don't like talking. Oh, I know your type daddy
00:09:55Christina and I weren't a group activities talk or
00:09:59No, talk. You're telling me you would turn down the both of us
00:10:04For that nobody Harper, sorry ladies, I don't like my women desperate. Oh
00:10:14I mentioned Harper's name again, and I'll make you regret it
00:10:20He really picked Harper over us
00:10:22I think we need to teach that nobody a lesson about what happens to skanks who think they can upstage us
00:10:33Oh
00:10:38Harper hey
00:10:41Listen, do you think I could use your bathroom? Everyone is using the one downstairs and
00:10:49Of course you can't you're you're like
00:10:52Your school royalty. Thanks. You know, I can't believe we didn't become friends earlier
00:11:00We're we're friends. Of course
00:11:04I have to pee wait for me. Oh, yeah, of course. I'll just maybe right outside my own room
00:11:19What dirt can I find
00:11:22Oh
00:11:30This is gold
00:11:35Harper you are one psychotic little bitch
00:11:41Time to shut your loser party down
00:11:52I
00:11:59Think I saw Harper go out there with a guy
00:12:14The hell
00:12:22Attention everybody
00:12:24Hello
00:12:25You all seem a little bored. So why don't I spice things up by reading a
00:12:34Few pages of Harper's diary
00:12:38Let's see
00:12:41Dear diary dad never wants to hang out with me
00:12:45Sometimes I feel like he doesn't love me. Oh
00:12:49Harper
00:12:51Daddy issues much
00:13:02Dad's friend Chris is like a dill that stands for a dad
00:13:09I'd like to fuck and honestly
00:13:13He weren't my dad's best friend
00:13:15You
00:13:18Fantasize about the fucking guys your dad's age
00:13:22Harper that is so nasty
00:13:24Christina it's not true
00:13:26Christina, I think the bitch is in heat or something. There's all this talk about your weird grandpa fetish turning you on
00:13:38Let's go
00:13:46Oh
00:13:58Fuck this
00:14:15I
00:14:22Jealous that a grandpa prefers Harper over a threesome with you and your loser friend
00:14:31You are supposed to get rid of them
00:14:37Come to her party take advantage of her kindness and you make fun of her family life
00:14:45The joke is the fact that Harper turned out to be a good kid without her father in her life
00:14:50Your dad taught you how to be a witch
00:14:54First that's enough let her go
00:15:00One last
00:15:03Oh
00:15:09You're damn right, I'm petty let's get one thing straight
00:15:12Harper might be too kind flash her family's connections if you mess with her again
00:15:21Fuck you up. I don't give a fuck everyone out the fuck out
00:15:32What the hell is that what the hell is
00:15:57She hurt you Chris Chris I said I'm fine
00:16:03I
00:16:07You crying
00:16:10Why are you crying I don't understand
00:16:13Those aren't your friends kid. They just tried to hurt you. I don't need you to fight my battles for me
00:16:21Stupid I know they're not my friends, but that was Christina Fox. You just embarrassed. I'm gonna stop and she's the
00:16:32I
00:16:34Don't care if she runs the school. We'll find you another school
00:16:37I'm here to keep you safe keep me safe by pulling out a gun in front of college students
00:16:43Just cuz you run some sort of shady business. I choose my next words very careful. I
00:16:50Told you
00:16:52To stop calling me that
00:16:56And I told you to stop acting like one
00:16:59Oh
00:17:01Yeah, if I'm such a kid
00:17:13Sorry kid, that's my gun you're gonna have to try a lot harder if you want to turn me on
00:17:20You better not be here tomorrow
00:17:29I
00:17:42Better not be a single t-shirt in there Chris Collins. I swear I don't care what my dad says
00:17:59Oh
00:18:11What kind of freak is my dad friends with no
00:18:29You know if you want to play you could have just asked I
00:18:38Don't want to I don't want to play what do you even do with these you perv? Oh, I'm the perv
00:18:44You're the one who came into my room into my closet when I wasn't here. I
00:18:50Was doing you a favor and helping you move out cuz you shouldn't be here
00:18:55Uncuff me
00:18:59What are your manners
00:19:03Say please I
00:19:08Don't have time for your games old man
00:19:12Give me the key
00:19:20You and I are going to establish some ground rules
00:19:23Are you ready to listen like a good little girl or am I going to have to keep you cuffed up all day?
00:19:29I
00:19:32Will number one
00:19:35There was a lot
00:19:37Scarier shit out there kiddo. You just haven't been out in the real world long enough to notice it
00:19:42So when I tell you that I'm here to protect you
00:19:46You better listen to everything I say I can take care of my rule number two
00:19:51No talking back. I
00:19:54Am the last guy
00:19:56You want to piss off?
00:19:59You
00:20:03Number three don't start any games. You're not ready to play
00:20:26So, what else do you have planned today
00:20:30Oh
00:20:32My plans are none of your concerned I'm here in
00:20:36The regular no violent non-mafia America. We have this thing called privacy
00:20:42You can have your privacy
00:20:45Until sunset
00:20:47What does that mean?
00:20:52Yep curfew
00:20:59You
00:21:15How's my daughter
00:21:18Hot what was that?
00:21:21She's hot-headed why the hell did I say that that's why you're watching her and not me is she back from class
00:21:28She was supposed to be back from class hours ago
00:21:33She's fine mark good. You're my best friend. You're the only one I trust to keep her safe
00:21:46You better have a good excuse when I find you
00:21:57I
00:22:22Get a fucking strip club Harper
00:22:25Your dad wants me to keep you out of trouble and you're at a goddamn strip
00:22:40Oh
00:22:42Excuse me. We're filming
00:22:44filming
00:22:46Filling what some real hot stuff now beat it. Grandpa. Go find a room somewhere else
00:22:50Go find a room somewhere else
00:22:53I'm looking for Harper. It says her location is here. So step aside before I make you
00:23:00Nope, Harper is my best friend and she didn't mention some old dude would be looking for. Hey, wait, wait, wait, wait
00:23:14He looks so sexy keep going Harper
00:23:21You
00:23:25Shouldn't be here. You shouldn't be here. I tried to stop him
00:23:33No Harper you shouldn't be in this grimy ass place, what do you think you're doing here?
00:23:37It's for a class project giving this camera back you prick class my ass
00:23:42Is that what you told her to get her here?
00:23:44How to stick this camera straight stop not until I pummel this creep then the cameras in there
00:23:50Hey, wait, wait, wait, not the camera. That's $1,000. You should have thought about that before making Harper shoot your porn
00:23:56That is enough
00:23:59You
00:24:12He's like amazing Harper
00:24:14My best friend is so sexy beat to the whole class. He's this no one's going to see these
00:24:19deleting them
00:24:21That is art
00:24:23Giving this camera back or I swear to God I'll go out there and I'll give one of those creeps a lap dance
00:24:30See how much my dad likes that
00:24:36Your choice
00:24:41And it is
00:24:44No, no, no, no, no
00:24:47Asshole if you ever ask Harper to do something like this again, I will jam that camera so far down your throat
00:24:54You'll be shitting out Polaroids
00:24:57What the fuck is your problem?
00:25:04Leaving now
00:25:13So first you stalked me and then you humiliate me in front of my friends I did it for your own good
00:25:20You assaulted my classmate and ruined our project. You need me around for your safety because clearly you can't do it on your own
00:25:28You should have seen the way those guys were looking at you
00:25:31like a piece of meat
00:25:33My classmate it sounds like someone's a little jealous
00:25:40Jealous jealous
00:25:43Jealous jealous jealous
00:25:45Jealous jealous jealous
00:25:47You're cute Harper, I'll give you that and those
00:25:51things you do
00:25:53They're cute, too
00:25:55You know, what's not cute
00:25:58Me jealous
00:26:00Now you were right. I'm in some shady business and I don't give two shits about what your little friends think about me
00:26:05You better not test me
00:26:07Or I'll break you
00:26:10And more than one way
00:26:17Well, guess what you just called me Harper instead of kid
00:26:24Just admit they want me
00:26:32What the hell is happening to me
00:26:36There's no way I'm turned on by my best friend's daughter
00:26:40Put your seatbelt on
00:26:42You know what Chris you want to be my bodyguard fine, but I'm gonna make you crazy for me
00:26:48Let's see if dad keeps you around
00:26:52So
00:26:54Are you gonna tell me who that possessive psycho hottie is? No
00:27:02Maria no you what?
00:27:05That's my dad's best friend Chris Collins he was sent here to
00:27:09Keep me safe. Hmm, and he secretly wants to fuck you. I
00:27:13Don't know but I do know that that's the only way my dad will agree to send him home. Um, wait
00:27:19You actually want to seduce your dad's best friend?
00:27:24Think about it
00:27:29We need to get my dad to fire Chris the only way to do that is if he makes a move
00:27:33So that's step one. Hmm
00:27:35You should have seen the way he barged into that club looking for you. He was jealous Harps. Yeah, right jealous of me
00:27:42I'm a college student who works at Whole Foods. He's like a
00:27:46tech genius billionaire
00:27:49Hobbyist MMA fighter not jealous of you dummy jealous over you
00:27:54It looked like he wanted to kill Aaron over you dancing in that lingerie
00:27:57so all we have to do is somehow make Chris more jealous until
00:28:02Snaps and then he has to admit he's got the hots for his best friend's daughter and when your dad sees that
00:28:09He'll be on a plane to butt-fuck nowhere in no time
00:28:14Here's to operation seduction Chris Collins you better watch out because I get what I want
00:28:33Sexy outfit check popcorn check the notebook the only movie that can make a guy cry
00:28:52What do you want
00:28:53You done giving me the salad treatment
00:28:56popcorn
00:28:58Harper you idiot
00:29:00Seduce him. I mean I
00:29:03Brought snacks as a peace offering
00:29:07But if you're busy, I can come back later
00:29:11Wait, wait, wait
00:29:14Have a date but that's not important your pulse is racing what's going on?
00:29:21It's your ex-boyfriend giving you trouble
00:29:25No, I just I
00:29:27Came to ask if you wanted to watch a movie
00:29:43Well, are we watching a movie or not
00:29:52What about your date
00:29:57I
00:30:13How are you not crying this is like the saddest movie ever because it's not real
00:30:19This is ridiculous. No one would ever leave a perfect husband like that for someone like this
00:30:25It's true love
00:30:28It's no such thing as true love anyone who's fully grown knows that kiddo
00:30:36Maybe
00:30:39You're just a soulless
00:30:43And there are batteries in your back
00:30:45What exactly do you think you're doing touching me like that
00:30:52What exactly do you think you're doing touching me like that
00:30:59Exactly do you think you're doing touching me like that?
00:31:03Come on just admit that you enjoyed it
00:31:07I
00:31:12Don't mess with me Harper. I'm not a toy. I'll ruin well
00:31:16I'm not just something that can be ruined as hard as you try to convince yourself. I'm not a girl anymore
00:31:26Not a lie
00:31:28You are a beautiful woman
00:31:30I'm too much for your kid. You can't handle me
00:31:35Try me I
00:31:40Don't do that lovey-dovey shit, I don't kiss
00:31:48Maybe I'm into that. No, I don't think you are
00:31:55What did you get yourself into Harper
00:32:04I
00:32:11Shut up and watch the movie
00:32:26You're supposed to seduce him Harper not be seduced by him I
00:32:32I told you not to call me on my personal phone. I
00:32:37Told you not to call me on my personal phone. You're late big daddy
00:32:42But you sound pissed
00:32:45So I'll wait
00:32:47You want to come in fuck your frustration? Oh, that's a night
00:32:52busy busy
00:32:55Never for me you're not
00:32:58What the hell could you possibly be?
00:33:01Are you with another woman woman? No
00:33:07Not a woman
00:33:10Do you know how many guys would kill to be with me right now
00:33:20Not this guy
00:33:31Whoever this girl is your days are numbered. Do not flake on Milana Kaufman
00:33:55She's going to be the death of me good
00:33:58Good because I'm coming for you Chris Collins
00:34:12Today
00:34:28You
00:34:59You know, if you're trying to fill me up you should probably have your hand inside my pants. Oh
00:35:06My god, did we have sex? Oh
00:35:09My god, did we have sex? I slept with my dad's best friend his business partner. I'm a dead girl walking
00:35:17No, but we might as well if you're going to keep your hand on me
00:35:22Mm-hmm
00:35:25So so we didn't know
00:35:30Because you're still alive
00:35:32Trust me. You can't handle that with me Angel one night with me is when you wouldn't survive
00:35:38You don't know that
00:35:41Let's just say you're lucky you're not my type. Oh, yeah explain that
00:35:46That's morning wood, sweetheart
00:35:49Don't get your hopes up. We're not on a nickname basis
00:35:53You're just some guy who works with my dad and can't take a hint
00:35:59Is that what you tell the guys to get them to sleep with you
00:36:04Is that how you ask all the guys to sleep with you
00:36:07What's wrong not as adventurous as you thought you were I am gonna go for a cock a walk
00:36:14I'm gonna go for a walk
00:36:17With my friend
00:36:20Thanks for watching me sleep, bye
00:36:37Oh
00:37:00So my dad's best friend knows how to shoot a gun and beat up my ex but not how to do laundry
00:37:08I
00:37:16Struggle much
00:37:38I don't know what your game is, but wearing my shirt first thing in the morning is
00:37:44pretty obvious kid I
00:37:48Had no other choice I ran out of clothes and
00:37:52You don't know how to do laundry. It sounds like an excuse to wear my shirt
00:37:56You just can't get away from you
00:38:07I
00:38:37Don't know
00:38:42I'll tie you up and fuck you only from the back. Did you complain about that princess?
00:38:50Let's see do your worst
00:38:52Let's see do your worst
00:39:08I'm sorry. I can't let this happen. What the heck? Why are you stopping?
00:39:17You deserve someone better that's not just going to tie you up Harper
00:39:23But what about no butts
00:39:27Can't let this happen again
00:39:37Oh
00:39:44You actually tried to fuck your dad's best friend
00:39:51You actually tried to fuck your dad's best friend that was part of the plan
00:39:56I can't even go back to my own place now. I'm so embarrassed
00:40:00Was it big?
00:40:03So big
00:40:06Look I don't want to talk about Chris Collins dick for a second longer
00:40:10It's bad enough that I basically fondled him. Like I'm the sex freak. Wait, what do you mean? He's a sex freak like
00:40:17BDSM the whole nine yards whips chains
00:40:21handcuffs
00:40:22My dad has the worst taste in friends. I swear. Why couldn't a hot leather daddy move across from me? Wait
00:40:29Do you think he's gonna show up to the alumni gala tonight? Oh, I've got to talk to my best friend's future sugar daddy
00:40:35What if he is coming? Oh, then you're gonna have to show up smoking hot if you want operation seduction to work
00:40:57Stop messing with that. You're gonna flash a nine-year-old alumni and give him a heart attack
00:41:01You don't think it's too much Maria how Australia will your man he's not my man I
00:41:12Hope you're not talking about me. No leave Brian. She doesn't want to speak to you
00:41:18You still letting this loser make your decisions for you harps, huh?
00:41:26What do you want Brian
00:41:31Just five minutes
00:41:36Harbor are you sure? It's okay. Maybe if I talk to him, I'll finally leave me alone
00:41:56Where the fuck do you think you're taking
00:42:01I
00:42:06Want to get back together
00:42:08You cheated on me. I
00:42:11Deserve better Brian and it's not gonna be from you, but that was months ago, huh?
00:42:17Haven't you already got your payback yet? This isn't about payback
00:42:22I've moved on and you should
00:42:25Oh
00:42:26What do you mean move on? Hmm you you fucking other guys you slut
00:42:34No, no, no, no, no, no, let me see then let me see how you're fucking other guys show me show me go with me
00:42:43There's the most handsome man at the gala. I was hoping I'd run into you a
00:42:49Drink I don't have time for this
00:42:51You still owe me for our canceled plans, you know, that's not happening ever
00:42:57Are you fucking breaking up with me?
00:43:00me
00:43:01We were never a thing to begin with babe
00:43:04Get the fuck out of my way before I ruin you. It's not a threat. It's a fact
00:43:10You
00:43:15Regret this Christopher, but I'm not gonna come after you. I'm gonna come after your bitch. That's stupid enough to take what's mine
00:43:35Good girl
00:43:37You are gonna regret that you bitch I don't think she will actually
00:43:42That's for calling her a bitch
00:43:45And this next one is because this suit is a Dior custom. You just made me rip asshole
00:43:52You okay
00:43:56Take her you psychopath she's fucking used goods anyways
00:44:07You're gonna kill him good he's not worth it. Let's go
00:44:15If you contact her if you go anywhere near her I'll finish the job I promise
00:44:37You
00:44:43Fuck
00:44:46Chris you almost killed him
00:44:49Should we call 9-1-1
00:44:51seriously Harper
00:44:53He tried to hurt you you still care about him. I handled myself just fine. And if I wasn't there to save your ass
00:44:59What would happen?
00:45:07You
00:45:16You're taking self-defense classes with me
00:45:28So you're the little slut that Chris wants to play with now
00:45:33Let's see who you are
00:45:38You
00:45:48Do we have to do this what does swimming have to do with self-defense doesn't your crazy ex know you can't swim
00:45:56Your dad wants me to keep you safe. So yes, we have to get rid of everything that your ex can use against you
00:46:07You
00:46:15I'm gonna throw up breathe and do this
00:46:37You
00:46:51Right here don't focus on the water just look at me
00:47:01It's not hard to do
00:47:07I
00:47:17Got you, it's okay
00:47:25You're fine, you're fine
00:47:28I
00:47:35Just breathe just keep breathing. How are you feeling?
00:47:48Fine just insanely distracted ready for the next step
00:47:59I don't know if I'm ready. I'll hold your hand the whole time. I
00:48:07Thought you didn't make this
00:48:10What oh
00:48:13My god, oh my god, you're talking about swimming
00:48:20You're talking about swimming
00:48:24What goes on in that head of yours
00:48:26I
00:48:28Want you to get used to being under water
00:48:53Perfect
00:48:57I
00:49:04Blacked out
00:49:14You did amazing you're just going to get better and better
00:49:18You did
00:49:23It's okay, we'll try again tomorrow just kiss me
00:49:30Your dad won't like this don't think about him if you want me then kiss me
00:49:38If you want me to kiss me, I don't think you understand what you're getting into I'm a dangerous man Harper
00:49:46Just so you don't want me
00:49:48I
00:49:57Does that feel like I don't want you
00:50:01I want you and I told you not to mess you're gonna get hurt
00:50:12They're like
00:50:18Oh
00:50:23What the hell what are you doing we need to talk about this first inside with our minds not our cross
00:50:28Why are you being such a tease you grandpa? I'm not a tease. I just care about you
00:50:34So you are a grandpa?
00:50:36Just as much as you're a kid
00:50:41Come on let's go inside. No, I need a moment to cool off
00:50:49I'm gonna shower
00:51:00Harper what are you doing?
00:51:12So this is where Chris has been lately
00:51:15running a daycare
00:51:17Who are you and what are you doing in my house?
00:51:22Who are you and what are you doing in my house?
00:51:25I'm Alana Kaufman the heiress of the Kaufman Motor Industries. I
00:51:30Notice how closely you and Chris Collins were at the gala. I
00:51:35Wanted to warn you
00:51:36He might be sexy
00:51:38But you don't know how dangerous he really is sweetheart. Yeah, he's here to protect me from danger like
00:51:45Strangers breaking into my house. Oh
00:51:47Oh, honey, I go where I want
00:51:51Plus I keep tabs on our mutual friend
00:51:54You've been tracking him
00:51:56What kind of psycho are you the same kind he is?
00:52:01Let's just say Chris and I have explored each other very
00:52:05intimately
00:52:07Let's just say Chris and I have explored each other very intimately. I'm surprised
00:52:15Doesn't look like you can handle him in bed just all around
00:52:22Not intense enough for him not intense enough
00:52:27Yeah, well Chris and I actually have a lot of fun. Oh
00:52:33Oh, please don't make me feel bad
00:52:38Look at you, you're the most vanilla missionary. Hello princess
00:52:45You're out of your league kid don't call me that
00:52:51You want to know how Chris likes the fuck
00:52:54He likes to take you from behind
00:52:57Handcuff you so you can't run
00:52:59Choke you out
00:53:01None of that kissing pillow talk
00:53:05Well, maybe he likes to have sex with you from behind because he doesn't like to look at your face
00:53:12He'll be bored of you week he actually lives here with me
00:53:34I can't swim
00:53:49Harper Harper
00:53:57Just crawl your way out idiots, that's what you get for stealing my man
00:54:04Oh
00:54:34You
00:54:43Harper no, come on
00:55:05Oh, you're okay, just breathe just go you're safe now
00:55:13Way to downgrade Chris, I mean, I know she can homewreck but she can't even swim it's pathetic homewreck
00:55:22Harper could never homewreck us below. Hmm. She couldn't if she tried I
00:55:28I
00:55:30Need to come back to me baby, you were just playing hard-to-get so I got a little jealous
00:55:37She could never homewreck us because there's nothing to wreck
00:55:45Carter
00:55:47I'm so rough. Yeah, baby. I
00:55:52Don't love you and you almost killed Harper
00:55:58How was I supposed to know that the bitch couldn't swim she's fine stop overreacting, baby
00:56:13What are you doing
00:56:15Tomorrow you're going to wake up to a call from your dad asking you why his company has tanked on the stock market
00:56:20And why his major investors have pulled out their funds from Kaufman Motors
00:56:25You're going to tell dear old dad that it's because his psychotic daughter is responsible for his company going bankrupt. You got that
00:56:37I'm telling you don't fuck with the people I care about
00:56:43Get out of here wait, please don't I'll do anything please
00:56:50I
00:57:21I
00:57:26Sorry for the situation I put you in Harper
00:57:30She will not bother you again. I swear
00:57:35Don't worry about it. I
00:57:39Guess we both
00:57:41have histories of
00:57:44Dating crazies, huh? I never dated her
00:57:48We weren't a thing
00:57:51Not a friend of her
00:57:59Are you seriously jealous right now?
00:58:06She said that
00:58:11That I would never be able to handle you
00:58:17She said that
00:58:21That I would never be able to handle you
00:58:28Satisfy you in bed
00:58:35That I was too much of a kid and then you'd never be into me
00:58:45Is that true
00:58:48That's not how I feel Harper
00:58:53But I don't know if I can tell you how I feel I'm supposed to protect you
00:59:03When I was in that pool, I I really thought I was gonna die
00:59:10And all I could think about was all the things I regret never doing
00:59:17What did you regret
00:59:48You
00:59:53The hell am I doing why did you stop again?
00:59:57You're playing with fire Harper. Your dad is going to kill me. I
01:00:02Promise you that my dad doesn't care about me or the things I get up to this isn't about mark
01:00:08It's about you and me. So whatever it is, you're dreaming of behind those doe eyes of yours. You need to kill it
01:00:14I'm too dangerous
01:00:19So you're saying the kiss was a mistake I
01:00:22Should forget this ever happened
01:00:25It's for the best Harper
01:00:28There's a reason I don't let people close to me. Yeah
01:00:33It's cuz you're a coward
01:00:35You're allowed to be mad at me. Just admit it
01:00:38You led me on and then you got cold feet. Just be a man and own it. It's not don't
01:00:44You're a psycho
01:00:54Just trying to protect you
01:01:03Morning bagel. I'm not hungry
01:01:11You need to eat
01:01:14You
01:01:20Know what I need is for you to move out and leave me alone
01:01:32Or even now
01:01:35Bagel me and you made me strip tease for you
01:01:38It's wrong, you know, I hate seeing you like this you should have thought about that before you broke my heart
01:01:57Columbia University gallery exhibition featuring the work of students Harper Reeves
01:02:08I'm going to make this up to you
01:02:11promise
01:02:19Does mr. Collins seamless Harper you're like Michael fucking Angelo
01:02:26Nope
01:02:28And he's never going to huh? I didn't invite Chris to the gallery opening
01:02:33Why would I invite an asshole who led me on? Oh
01:02:38Hey
01:02:39Let's forget about that douchebag. Okay, you need to impress some fancy-pants arts investors
01:02:44So you can pass this class and I am NOT letting you fail
01:02:48Stop moping
01:02:50Let's go wine and dine some rich people
01:02:55Okay
01:03:08How long do you think this took to paint Christina like a million hours
01:03:12Who the fuck cares?
01:03:15We're gonna destroy it in a few minutes anyway
01:03:20Make sure no one's coming
01:03:22I
01:03:44Think I hear them coming. Let's go one last touch
01:03:53Oh
01:03:56Good luck being the only artist who doesn't make a single sale tonight Harper
01:04:06Tonight is gonna be perfect. Huh? What?
01:04:12No, no, no, no my final project, how am I gonna graduate why would someone do this to me?
01:04:23Oh
01:04:27Harper I'm kind of confused. Is the painting supposed to be this ugly?
01:04:35Is the painting supposed to be this ugly don't say that it's obviously her self-portrait
01:04:49Did you do this
01:04:52Christina
01:04:53If I don't sell my work tonight, I'm gonna fail the class. We're gonna report you to the Dean Christina
01:04:59You're not gonna get away with this. Guess what? You have no proof
01:05:05Good luck with that losers
01:05:08That's what you get for fucking with me Harper
01:05:11Harper
01:05:13There's the student. I've been looking for I can explain
01:05:19Harper
01:05:22Is this your work
01:05:24It's so ugly. Isn't it professor? We have to fail Harper. It looks like a complete joke
01:05:32Ladies, I assure you Harper knew what she was doing
01:05:36in fact
01:05:38Guess just bought this piece. Wait, what who would buy this crap? I would
01:05:52You
01:05:55Who would buy this piece of crap
01:06:01It's you you psycho grandpa attacked us at a party
01:06:07Christina don't be rude. Don't you know who this is? Chris Collins is a renowned rare art collector
01:06:14There's no way that's okay professor. Not everyone has taste
01:06:21How much for this painting oh no you our starting price is 18
01:06:30Done
01:06:32With
01:06:34$1,800 you've been study at this school or not. We haven't sold one single painting for less than
01:06:41$18,000 you're telling me this gun-pulling
01:06:44whiskey chugging whack-ass grandpa just
01:06:47Eighteen thousand dollars sitting in his bank account
01:06:53Here's two mil. Oh take the rest and buy art supplies, whatever it is you need to get for Harper's sake sir
01:07:01Mr. Collins, this is too much
01:07:06Are you fucking kidding me?
01:07:10Are you fucking kidding me language miss Hawks don't tell me what to do old lady
01:07:17Who cares if this old man gave you two million dollars?
01:07:21My father still runs this University money runs this University
01:07:26And I'm going to report the two of you to the chancellor who will be ecstatic to see this check for disciplinary action
01:07:35You're going to get us expelled
01:07:37Professor you can't please getting expelled sounds just about right to me no
01:07:43Not so fast
01:07:47You want from me?
01:07:58I can't believe that you two would do something like this. Good luck proving it was us
01:08:05Knowing that you have to live with your bitter jealous selves every day is satisfying enough for me. I
01:08:11Don't need to ruin your lives
01:08:13No stresses, though
01:08:15Why
01:08:34What was it that you two said oh good luck proving it was me
01:08:40Oh
01:08:43The Chancellor wants you to in his office now you're being suspended. Let's go
01:08:52Let's go, oh, I'm gonna have to get this on camera. I'll see you later
01:09:02Congratulations on the Selma's Reeves Chris that was 18 grand. That's
01:09:07$18,000
01:09:09Seriously I
01:09:11Thought it'd be more expensive
01:09:17What happened to the Chris who said that it was a mistake getting to know me
01:09:23Yeah, I
01:09:26Mean I
01:09:29Was an idiot and I'm sorry, but I think this might help show you how much I want you
01:09:39I
01:09:53Want you Harper, I want to do things to you
01:09:59Bad things
01:10:03But only if you want me to
01:10:06I do
01:10:19Why'd we stop
01:10:21I'm waiting so long for this
01:10:24Just gonna have to wait a bit longer because I have to go wrap up the show
01:10:29And
01:10:34I'll wait for you. Why that for me tonight?
01:10:45Harper
01:10:46Harper
01:10:48Hello earth to Harper. You need to look at this. Can it wait Maria? I'm having
01:10:54Very inappropriate thoughts about my father's business partner. No. No, that's what I need to tell you about Harper look
01:11:05The guns and the money it's not just for show Harper he's dangerous you need to move out now
01:11:11You can't keep living with him. I need to talk to him. Okay, Harper
01:11:24Oh
01:11:43Please let me go if it's money. I'll give you however much you want
01:11:53Harper hmm Ryan. Why are you doing this? We broke up
01:11:59We broke up because you've been fucking that old man you psycho he had nothing to do with our breakup
01:12:07He humiliated me
01:12:09But luckily for me your little boyfriend. What does he have? He has some dangerous enemies ain't that right fellas?
01:12:19Once he arrives to save his little princess
01:12:24Well, we don't need to get into more details do we no no
01:12:31No, no, no, no, no
01:12:34A
01:12:52Trap what the hell
01:13:04From this world
01:13:11Not bad for a guy who hates romance I
01:13:16Hope you don't mind I wanted our first time to be special Harper
01:13:21Before you sleep with my daughter
01:13:23You should probably know where she is
01:13:25I
01:13:31Can explain you're gonna explain but first
01:13:37You know my daughter better than I do is that text a prank
01:13:43Harper's in trouble. We need to go
01:13:46I
01:13:48Think we have some food with you after we kill other green
01:13:54Should we make him watch
01:14:01Looks like he's here. Are you ready to see your boyfriend die Harper, huh?
01:14:09Get ready boys
01:14:16I
01:14:24Am going to make you regret you ever touched her
01:14:32That's what happens Chris when you mess around with my shit
01:14:45Oh
01:14:52What's the matter tough guy what can't talk without your little bodyguards
01:15:03Let me go I already told you you should have listened to me dead
01:15:11I'm gonna kill you
01:15:15Oh
01:15:32Are you okay? Did he hurt you?
01:15:36Okay, so I put you in danger. You should run far away from me in my package
01:15:42When it comes to you Harper, I'm willing to take my chances
01:15:51What someone like to tell me what the fuck is going
01:16:01It's okay
01:16:03I'll hand I want to hear it from my daughter. Why are you making out with my best friend Harper?
01:16:08I want an answer now before I before I kill him. No dad look I
01:16:14Know we don't have the most warm and fuzzy relationship, but deep down. I know that
01:16:22You just want me to be safe
01:16:27This makes me feel safe, please don't be mad
01:16:33You're wrong about that
01:16:36It's not deep down it is the most important thing to me your happiness
01:16:44If that means being with Chris and he better not screw this up, or I will make him regret it I
01:16:53believe you
01:16:55You keep her safe
01:17:00With my goddamn life
01:17:05You
01:17:18Remember my instructions
01:17:32Yes, daddy
01:17:36I
01:17:45Want you to beg for it
01:17:47I
01:18:04Stopped you say I want
01:18:07Daddy
01:18:14Say it
01:18:37Gravity you're pushing down on me when I'm around you, but without you don't know where I'd be
01:18:48Are you sure about that
01:18:50I
01:19:05Have two choices mr. Collins you can either uncuff me
01:19:21I
01:19:29Know I'm dangerous
01:19:33Rich am I
01:19:37Do your worst daddy
01:19:50I
01:20:00Started let's stop
01:20:06But you only fucked girls from behind
01:20:13You're different
01:20:20Oh
01:20:30Ready for round five stop it. I'm sore now. Let me out so I can go pee
01:20:38What if I don't
01:20:50I
01:20:53Told you I was busy this is
01:20:56My home Harper reads if you want to get up to adult stuff you need to move out. Okay. I will I can you get out?
01:21:04I
01:21:17Think I've had enough surprises to last a lifetime Chris, can I please just open my eyes? No, please keep them covered. I
01:21:25Want to give a speech and I can't look at you while you're getting a speech. I get nervous when I
01:21:31Open up you literally carry around a gun, but whatever just get on with it
01:21:38What I do for a living
01:21:41The not-so-legal part
01:21:44It's dangerous for me to let people into my life
01:21:49and for me to be
01:21:53Vulnerable
01:21:54Yeah, but I knew when I was in charge of keeping you safe. I was doomed
01:22:01You're like a magnet Harper and I want to be around you
01:22:06forever
01:22:16So you're moving into the Empire State Building
01:22:21I'm moving you in there
01:22:24as a graduation present and
01:22:28Also, I love you and want you to be my girlfriend present
01:22:36Only if you want to either way the apartments yours, are you serious?
01:22:45What's wrong it's a tacky I
01:22:48Liked it. I thought deal
01:22:54But on one condition boyfriend
01:22:58Which is you have to move in there with me
01:23:02Yeah
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